"Man, I'm sure glad we didn't run into any wolf things or hideous bug monsters!" "Yeah, based on how quickly you ran into both of them initially, I assumed this planet was crawling with them!" "Yeah, I know, right? But apparently not!" Probably one of my favorite Rifftrax moments ever
Chekov: "If my calculations are correct, they are creating a singularity that will... consume the planet." Spock: "The Romulans are turning Vulcan into Detroit?"
you left out my favourite bit. Where they drop out of warp into the wreckage of all of the starships, and it goes to a 3rd person view of the enterprise and all the debris floating around and bill says: "This is what space would look like if I were in charge of it." The way he says it is just brilliant.
I'm glad you're traveling through Michigan's upper peninsula. Please be sure to check out other destinations, such as the Soo Locks, the Pictured Rocks, and Fort Wilkins.
"Kurk is ejected along with a dog-eared copy of Twilight." "Ah, they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful." LMMFAO I love Rifftrax's Twilight jokes.
"Well I'm glad we defeated that incredibly memorable villain. What was his name again?" It sucks that Eric Bana was arguably the biggest name in this cast, and not too many people even remember he was in this thing.
I watched this movie today and instead of being caught up in the wonderful story and special effects, I found myself laughing as I said the riffs. Darn you, Rifftrax! You ruin everything!!!!
@withthebirdillshare Technically speaking, Lightyear does refer to time and distance in unison, as it's Light's travel time to the location it is going.
Uh, yeah! Never before have I heard anything negative about the movie until I read that comment a week ago....same thing with the Star Wars prequels...I never realized people didn't like them until I was older :P
Best one from this go: Nero: "I'm not going to kill him. I'm gona make him watch!" Mike: "Every single episode of Joey...In a row!" Bill: "Captain! That's barbaric!" Mike: "Muhahahaha!"
@dariendude17 i know! i saw that in another clip on here that had that. it was awesome. had some GREAT lines that arent on this one. "we shall now commence woofing on why you so ugly" i swear whem mike said that i almost fell out of my seat.
@sweetrockchick i remember everytime Spock got angry, I went: "OH GOD NO! HE'S GONNA SLICE HIS HEAD OPEN!!"; or when Kirk "passed" the test: "You have an amazing ability. I must have it." while pointing my finger at Kirk's head.
"What's it like not being able to feel anger?"
"I HATE IT!"
The She-Hulk line is just classic.
4:02
Nero: "Hi Chistopher."
Everyone: "Hi Nero."
"Somewhere there's a Blue Man Group missing a couple of drummers."
"Grandma!"
"Go on witho-"
"Okay!"
XD
"scotty and his wife have wierd relationship"
Seriously, if I was directing Into Darkness, I would totaly make it official.
"...and this flask,and this paddle game,thats all i need" Wow a The Jerk reference!
"Their faces don't look like our faces! Shoot them!"
"Spock."
"SPAAAAAAAAAAAHK"
Killed me I played it 3 times
One of the BEST Rifftrax compilations I've seen. Awesome job :)
"So, are we winning, or...?" My exact thought during almost any battle in the entire Star Trek franchise.
"Man, I'm sure glad we didn't run into any wolf things or hideous bug monsters!"
"Yeah, based on how quickly you ran into both of them initially, I assumed this planet was crawling with them!"
"Yeah, I know, right? But apparently not!"
Probably one of my favorite Rifftrax moments ever
scottie and his wife have a weird relationship
"In space, no one can hear you break every law of physics"
Along with a character resembling the Creature From The Black Lagoon, that looks like a Rondo Hatton mask that man is wearing in the bar scene.
Chekov: "If my calculations are correct, they are creating a singularity that will... consume the planet."
Spock: "The Romulans are turning Vulcan into Detroit?"
"Kirk is betrayed by his natural oiliness."
you left out my favourite bit. Where they drop out of warp into the wreckage of all of the starships, and it goes to a 3rd person view of the enterprise and all the debris floating around and bill says:
"This is what space would look like if I were in charge of it."
The way he says it is just brilliant.
Every time the Rifftrax guys do their Shatner "SPOOOOOOCK" I laugh a lot.
No one has gone here before. Permission to boldly go?
"He's going into labor!"
Slash fanfic writers: Hey, I just got an idea!
"It's all twitchy and confusing, it must be a Transformer."
I lol'd so much at that.
"Not sure which one I'm jealous of."
and
"Their faces don't look like our faces! Shoot them!"
KILLED me. XD
"Emotions run deep in our race."
"No they don't, GO TO HELL DAD!!"
4:29 The WILHELM Scream never gets old!
"Hi Nero
Hi Nero
Hi Nero"
Blahahahaha, this is awesome
"Nice.." Nice.." Nice.." Noiceee" xD xD xD
I'm glad you're traveling through Michigan's upper peninsula. Please be sure to check out other destinations, such as the Soo Locks, the Pictured Rocks, and Fort Wilkins.
Ayiia
Ayiia
Ayiia!!
Did you get that over there?
No....
Well, Ayiia!
01:12 - After his death George Kirk ascended to Asgard and became Thor.
"Kurk is ejected along with a dog-eared copy of Twilight." "Ah, they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful." LMMFAO I love Rifftrax's Twilight jokes.
The Porcupinians are attacking, sir!
"Well I'm glad we defeated that incredibly memorable villain. What was his name again?" It sucks that Eric Bana was arguably the biggest name in this cast, and not too many people even remember he was in this thing.
+Holly Huffstutler Who?
...WHAT thing?
Exactly. Nimoy is the only one that comes to my mind when thinking of this movie.
deturium, antimatter and now redbull WOW
How many people are going to choke me today!?!?!?!
5:46. "Ah. Both *lucky* and *INCREDIBLY* unfortunate" LOL
“Spooooocccckkkkk”
“Sulu?”
“No has gone here before, permission to boldly go?”
"SHE HULK IS PLEASED!"
"Nice"
"Nice"
"NIYAYEECE"
That was my favorite joke.
I watched this movie today and instead of being caught up in the wonderful story and special effects, I found myself laughing as I said the riffs. Darn you, Rifftrax! You ruin everything!!!!
I've always loved Kevin Murphy's motorcycle sound effects.
Those darn Porcupinians!
"Yes, but we pronounce it--the FUTURE!!!"
@withthebirdillshare Technically speaking, Lightyear does refer to time and distance in unison, as it's Light's travel time to the location it is going.
Kevin's motorcycle bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Is that a Tauntaun? You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise!!" Hehehehee...
Lol I still love this. I wish the other one was still up because you missed a couple of the ones I like. Especially the Funky Spock scene/song. c:
"Are you done now?" "I LIKE MOTORCYCLES"
What about Spock with his mom? "Quit trying to shoplift me." LOL.
"I'm using every obligatory catchphrase I've GOT!"
She Hulk is pleased.
"Nice"
"Nice"
Nieeeeeeouceeeeeeee"
LMFAO XD
that was nothing short of excellence
"Marooned in the wrong franchise" pretty much perfectly describes the Kelvin movies.
"you'd think they would've fixed this problem after the horrible death of agustus floop" OMFG
*gloop
“I got a long-range sensor for ya baby” 😂
“Didn’t realize Wylie E. Coyote was on their jump team”
Great video, man. It almost *almost* makes this movie watchable.
That young gary busey line was harsh man.
Could you imagine the jokes if this rifftrax came out after Thor?
My only regret is that I can only give one thumbs up!!!!
AYA! to you too, pal.
(that's my favourite part. Along with FIRE EVERYTHING!!!! But did you FIRE EVERYTHING?!)
Come on! You left out the best Riff: Funky Spock!
Why have I only found this now 😂
The warp drive has been knocked out, ive never seen anything like it
"Also the soda machine on deck 6 wont give change!"
I totally lost it there.
HI NERO!
NIYAIS!
So if I understand their plan correctly it was: fall out of ship.
KungfuBetty69
You gave it a lot more thought than *they* did.
“Look, honey... there’s daddy at work”
“Quite Jetsonian”
“You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise you idiots”
Uh, yeah! Never before have I heard anything negative about the movie until I read that comment a week ago....same thing with the Star Wars prequels...I never realized people didn't like them until I was older :P
Best one from this go:
Nero: "I'm not going to kill him. I'm gona make him watch!"
Mike: "Every single episode of Joey...In a row!"
Bill: "Captain! That's barbaric!"
Mike: "Muhahahaha!"
"Ah, we went to Detroit by accident!"
Thought 0.07 was a shaggy impression, then re-watched Aliens on tv last night. Its now even funnier than before XD
Back streets back, alright right!
I wish they would do the theater seats on the video.
You left out Funky Spock!
"Nice"
"Nice
"Nice"
"NEYIEEEEEEECE"
Oh my god, I can't breathe.
haha the jerk reference was great
@dariendude17 i know! i saw that in another clip on here that had that. it was awesome. had some GREAT lines that arent on this one. "we shall now commence woofing on why you so ugly" i swear whem mike said that i almost fell out of my seat.
what the hell? is that a taun taun? you guys marooned me in the wrong franchise! priceless
Fuelled by redbull
"GRANDMA!"
"Go on without m-"
"Okay"
"I dont know which one im jealous of" best ever
It's a quarry actually; they mention that in the movie commentary.
@StrongIntelligent Was dying laughing on that one.
@sweetrockchick i remember everytime Spock got angry, I went: "OH GOD NO! HE'S GONNA SLICE HIS HEAD OPEN!!"; or when Kirk "passed" the test: "You have an amazing ability. I must have it." while pointing my finger at Kirk's head.
"He looks lot scarier then he is. These guys are the Romulan equivalent of mall security."
@Magnetrex CHRISTOPHER YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!
lol DID YOU FIRE EVERYTHING YET? & Charlie the alien death machine, kill ya later! HEE HEE! ...omg. So fucking hilarious.
"Why did Heroes suck so much after Season 1?"
"It's the vengeful laser ghost of Harvey Milk." lol
@Magnetrex
Nero: "and i have a problem letting go of the past"
"Kirk is ejected along with a copy of Twilight!"
"Ah they packed him toilet paper, that was thoughtful!"
LMFAO!!!! Greatest Twilight insult ever!!!
4:04
Hi Nero! Best. Moment.Ever!
#RiffTrax Turn a depressing day to a great day! Thanks#Rifftrax
This Star Trek movie was pretty good.
Love 'The Jerk' reference!
"Twilight paper" good one.
4:20 The best part of this riff.
It's the vengeful laser ghost of Harvey Milk!
oh wow. I havent laughed that hard in awhile... XD
zachary quinto is the best actor ever, i adore him
"HI NERO"
"Think they'd fix this problem after the horrible death of augustus gloop." XD