Now you have met the voice of true evil: the voice that doesn't care. Other people using evil voices or trying to seem mean are just posers who cry themselves to sleep every night. When that person you know would sleep fine at night. That is the true terror O_o
yup but then i got a new laptop and there were some updates and i lost my save so now i have to start all over again. i don't know if ill be able to do all again
When i started i was begging and scraping off like a beggar. Now I'm the king of resources, money & faith. I literally have a chest full of faith and I don't have anything meaningful to spend it on... The grind was too much, i left playing this game 5 to 7 times before reaching this point. And i came back again and again
"Blue points are hard to get" step 1. Collect stuff from body step2. buy pie in a tavern step 3. Science step4 Have points for life Also, you will get a lot of blue points by writing books.
When I started I went blue point farming. First I kept eating cakes before studying stuff. And then I created three furnaces, one at home and the other ones at the mines. And I kept doing glass and flasks. It took me like 5 hours of just only glass. I lost so much of my real life sanity, but now I never have to worry about blue points again. (I have everything unlocked, even the 3000 blue points achievement).
3 furnaces one to make each type of glass, endless trickle of blue points also you can buy books from the old guy by the observatory, the astrologer every moon day. tier 2 5 silver blue book 25 points, 3rd tier 50 points for 50 silver. sell vegetables with the merchant to make enough money.. come on DF its weird i am ahead of you for once. i dont like it. lol
Hey DF just as a heads up the reason your chute isn't working is because you also have to fix the inside of it. If you go to the right, you'll see it's all beaten up like it used to be outside! Here's hoping you hear my message :)
Right? So much work for not much of a reward. And that business with Gunter was quite kinky, i wouldn't mind being treated like that. But too much work for the lack of reward either way.
DF, the donkey isn't throwing the bodies down because you have to fix the slide in the cellar too! I know is not the most convenient thing... actually, the whole game is inconvenient with stuff to do, but it's enormously good to play.
Meditation sandbox skips time at the same rate as bed, but doesn't wake you up once your energy is full. (That way you don't have to swing your sword and go to bed)
In the quarry you need to have a trunk and stockpiles for your mining zombies. They stop work when there's nowhere to put stuff. Id suggest having separate porters for marble and stone and build multiple stockpiles in your yard because they both use the same one.
did you know in stardew valley if you give all the bachelorettes in town flowers at the same time there’s a heart event where they all confront you? but, if you have a rabbit’s foot in your inventory they gossip ab marnie and lewis instead.
Im positive you know these details but Snake shows up on the Green (envy) day/night and the donations from sermons is based on your graveyard score. the faith is reflective of your church score
The sign near the big tree at the Felling site is not there to make the sawmill. I have zombie woodcutting unlocked....I don't understand what I'm missing...?
DF You made me feel so smart in this video. XD Since I already know how to get blue points early in game. And some other things in this video, example that snake showes up on the devil green Icon. At least after you open the gate. ^^ But it did take me a while to realise that you can eat cake, that you bake to get bonus study points I don't need any point anymore, but I make a new game I'm shooting for 100% cake research! I'm really happy to se you playing Graveyard Keeper again. You got me curious to buy it. I have gotten all the achievements and all technologies unlocked inc all recipes. Hopefully you will play the game more now since the update. :D
That's what I hate about this game, before you can do anything you want you first have to do this, this, this, this, this, and this, and then you're on your first step of 4 or 5 of doing what you originally set out to do.
God, watching you play this reminded me how inescapably grindy this game is. It has been so long since I played it I was thinking about giving it another go; your vid reminded me why it's not worth it. :P
I think GK is good for streams, but otherwise just about anything would be fun. Whatever you enjoy at the moment will be better because you will have more fun doing it. ^__^
My stats: (Base game + 3 DLCs) 3088 Red points, 5762 Green points, and 1096 Blue points + approximate 700 faith and 105 Gold, 88 Silver & 32 Copper coins Edit: 16 zombies lying around the map doing my dark bedding. Free labor, can't say no to that 😎 Donkey: “You capitalist bastard!”
Hey, DangerouslyFunny; Do you have a twitter or other social media account? I think it would be useful for submitting suggestions, fanart and other stuff
It's more like df being the slave that's doing all the work rather than the lazybie😂😂 Seriously, all the works for some inefficient workers that harvest resources which you may not even needed anymore(almost done with the game already at that state). Too time consuming.
Anyone wanna see more Graveyard Keeper? Or is it on to other games????????
Do garden paws that's look like a fun game
Would you consider trying Red Dead Redemption 2? You can abuse animals and people, that’s all your looking for right?
DangerouslyFunny yes,please!
i like all the games you play
DangerouslyFunny yeah
Kindest voice I've ever heard, but just slips in the most satanic comments like it's nothing, the combination is terrifying
Now you have met the voice of true evil: the voice that doesn't care. Other people using evil voices or trying to seem mean are just posers who cry themselves to sleep every night. When that person you know would sleep fine at night. That is the true terror O_o
That's how you end up in the basement.
Now you know why his name is 'Dangerously'Funny.
"And if you're wondering why I have a dude chained up in my basement..."
You clearly haven't watched enough of this channel.
I love your humor especially when you said “if you don’t take your zombie for daily walks, he will get restless & start chewing on your furniture”
"What are you? You're new....
Wanna get married?"
🤣
DF 2018
And then promptly get divorced, that's implied though
I started to read this just as he said it 10/10
When DF introduced you to this game, and now you are far more advanced into the game than him. XD
lol too true
yup but then i got a new laptop and there were some updates and i lost my save so now i have to start all over again. i don't know if ill be able to do all again
When i started i was begging and scraping off like a beggar. Now I'm the king of resources, money & faith. I literally have a chest full of faith and I don't have anything meaningful to spend it on... The grind was too much, i left playing this game 5 to 7 times before reaching this point. And i came back again and again
There are 3 zombie juice on the cabinet beside gunter when you talked to him
too true
The whole time i am screaming on
the screen
Gunter even mentioned it!
tizian, why are you on the screen?
"Blue points are hard to get"
step 1. Collect stuff from body
step2. buy pie in a tavern
step 3. Science
step4 Have points for life
Also, you will get a lot of blue points by writing books.
When I started I went blue point farming. First I kept eating cakes before studying stuff. And then I created three furnaces, one at home and the other ones at the mines. And I kept doing glass and flasks. It took me like 5 hours of just only glass. I lost so much of my real life sanity, but now I never have to worry about blue points again. (I have everything unlocked, even the 3000 blue points achievement).
You forgot marble. You get tons of points just by replacing the tombstones with ones with marble.
3 furnaces one to make each type of glass, endless trickle of blue points
also you can buy books from the old guy by the observatory, the astrologer every moon day. tier 2 5 silver blue book 25 points, 3rd tier 50 points for 50 silver. sell vegetables with the merchant to make enough money..
come on DF its weird i am ahead of you for once. i dont like it. lol
@@seankraus5246 or get loads from wine even if it has been nerfed
@@user-super-user grafine is a lil faster than wine imo. tier 2 black smith will re buy each day.
When he built the resurrection table and says “If I gotta sit through it, you do too” I absolutely died. Came outta nowhere 😂
Hey DF just as a heads up the reason your chute isn't working is because you also have to fix the inside of it. If you go to the right, you'll see it's all beaten up like it used to be outside! Here's hoping you hear my message :)
Yeah, true! Though... at the end of the video he mentions that he realized that. Hopefully he'll fix it :)
Clayton Stacy Oh I totally didn't hear that lol
Who knew raising an army of the undead was so much work?
DF: spends half an hour getting zombie juice
Me: remembering that he already had some from last episode
"if you don't take your zombies for daily walks, they get restless, and star chewing on the furniture" *takes about it like a pet cat* -only by DF-
*That whole situation with Gunter was...kinky.*
If possible, DF would marry then promptly divorce him
This voice makes your videos so much better. Keep being awesome, monotone, and dangerously funny..!
Got here so fast I beat Pam to the beer
Tia I didn't think that was possible lol
Tia I don’t think that that’s possible
LIES. All I see is lies...
Beating pam to the beer is as hard as beating fish to water
Sam Russell I think of the fish is on land in the first place then you’ll probably beat it to the water •
love the graveyard keeper content. keep it coming
I second this - i fell in love with this game rather recently and hope i am not too far off the current trail
I saw the thumbnail say in big letters "SLAVES ARE HERE!" and by first thought was "What did DF do to Pam now?".
DF wouldn't do that to Pam, the Pam is useless to him
The real question is.. what HASN'T he done to Pam
All of your videos are such a big mood for each game lol
Lol I can't wait to see the next one of this, was fun watching you work so hard hahaha
Right? So much work for not much of a reward. And that business with Gunter was quite kinky, i wouldn't mind being treated like that. But too much work for the lack of reward either way.
You can so easily tell how annoyed he’s getting 😂 but I love this game, if you want to/are going to keep playing it, I’d love to see more
I missed watching your videos!
Love your sense of humor and comments 👍👍
Woo Now DF can be as lazy as ever!!
Thanks for teaching this doofus how to play like every game! Haha.
@@MrPanictank
the game can be tricky but the wiki is growing fast.
@@hc6929 Of course Kira is on every vid, they do the thumbnails and they're a discord and I think UA-cam moderator
Well ya Kira! Did you see how much he had to do just to find Gunter?
I was waiting for more Graveyard Keeper videos!
me too
Around Gerard is three zombie juices. They are in the same room as him, search around.
Love your videos DF!
DF, the donkey isn't throwing the bodies down because you have to fix the slide in the cellar too! I know is not the most convenient thing... actually, the whole game is inconvenient with stuff to do, but it's enormously good to play.
Meditation sandbox skips time at the same rate as bed, but doesn't wake you up once your energy is full. (That way you don't have to swing your sword and go to bed)
Whoop whoop another Graveyard Keeper video!
Yes more graveyard keeper!!
I want more!!
In the quarry you need to have a trunk and stockpiles for your mining zombies. They stop work when there's nowhere to put stuff. Id suggest having separate porters for marble and stone and build multiple stockpiles in your yard because they both use the same one.
Tip, you can research most of the grave stones, and grave fences for a TON of blue points.
the day he comes is SUNday
Lmao, poor DF. If I was in your position I would have given up real quick. You stuck it out for so long.
The story in this game represent this channel lmao. Organ harvesting, witchcraft but a priest and the supporter of the inquisitor.
Lmao that intro is gold
My favorite part was your efficiency comment. Cause I sleep more than eat to maximize my efficiency too lol
did you know in stardew valley if you give all the bachelorettes in town flowers at the same time there’s a heart event where they all confront you? but, if you have a rabbit’s foot in your inventory they gossip ab marnie and lewis instead.
I personally usually use the combo prayer as it gives max money and faith.
That's the best one.
I thought so as well, unless you were trying to grow more crops/harvest more bodies during a specific week.
Im positive you know these details but Snake shows up on the Green (envy) day/night and the donations from sermons is based on your graveyard score. the faith is reflective of your church score
Honestly, I really enjoy watching these ahah. Wish there weren't so many downers about
The sign near the big tree at the Felling site is not there to make the sawmill. I have zombie woodcutting unlocked....I don't understand what I'm missing...?
DF You made me feel so smart in this video. XD
Since I already know how to get blue points early in game.
And some other things in this video, example that snake showes up on the devil green Icon.
At least after you open the gate. ^^
But it did take me a while to realise that you can eat cake, that you bake to get bonus study points
I don't need any point anymore, but I make a new game I'm shooting for 100% cake research!
I'm really happy to se you playing Graveyard Keeper again.
You got me curious to buy it.
I have gotten all the achievements and all technologies unlocked inc all recipes.
Hopefully you will play the game more now since the update. :D
"The most inconvenient slave" should be a user name
That's the title of every NPC in Stardew Valley according to DF
You need to fix the hatch in the basement to get the donkey to put them down there
Instant sub man. Hillarious :)
zombies :O that is awesome. I hope we got options to mod this game soon. coming soon, custom zombie NPCs :)
sorry can I ask you for information? I wanted to know how to make science points ??? thank you
He's not elusive, he just doesn't fucking sit still.
That's what I hate about this game, before you can do anything you want you first have to do this, this, this, this, this, and this, and then you're on your first step of 4 or 5 of doing what you originally set out to do.
God, watching you play this reminded me how inescapably grindy this game is. It has been so long since I played it I was thinking about giving it another go; your vid reminded me why it's not worth it. :P
Yup the Dev really didnt think things through on this game, everything is non explanatory and a pain in the ass
is there an update for xbox that gives the equipment slots outside the inventory
This video is helarius
You have to fix the body chute in the basement too to the right of your autopsy area for it to work.
I don't want this to insult you as I love it, your voice sounds like Caboose from Red vs Blue
you need to build the other end of the zombie shoot, and you missed the zombie juice next to gunter
i just watched right to the end and you did it nice
I hope this game becomes a regular series on his channel. ^_^
Anyone know when this will come to console?
Edit: the DLC. I know GYK is on console
I think GK is good for streams, but otherwise just about anything would be fun. Whatever you enjoy at the moment will be better because you will have more fun doing it. ^__^
did anyone else notice that i think the astrologer mentioned gerry the zombie?
Haha oh jeez, try opening the door once you have the key XD
Sooo he never figured out that there are three flasks of zombie juice just beside Gunther?
Graveyard keeper looks cool 😀
Imagining what an ADVANCED CONICAL FLASK is like
If you want your dead bodies go down the chute, you need to repair the lower one too
I just love your voice
So, is this update for computers only?
This title describes any marriage involving DF
My stats: (Base game + 3 DLCs)
3088 Red points, 5762 Green points, and 1096 Blue points + approximate 700 faith and 105 Gold, 88 Silver & 32 Copper coins
Edit: 16 zombies lying around the map doing my dark bedding. Free labor, can't say no to that 😎
Donkey: “You capitalist bastard!”
Gonna get this game next month
Now this game is the story of Mumps' grandpa before he went to stardew valley...
The sandbox is for time skip. It's like unlimited sleeping
i built the resurrection table but found out that the table was for fresh bodies
Hey, DangerouslyFunny; Do you have a twitter or other social media account? I think it would be useful for submitting suggestions, fanart and other stuff
DF just want to try to help a little... since the update you don't have to exhaust your blue bar to sleep. You can sleep anytime you want now.
The green days are snake days
you need to fix the corpse shoot on both sides
And there was Zombie juice on the shelf next to Gunter the whole time.
DF please do more graveyard keeper !! :)
Casually puts in minecraft music
Please upload MORE GRAVEYARD KEEPER! 🙂
You should have meditated to pass time
Awesome I have tons of blood stored up that way pointless before but now zombies
DF Mixes water and water, Gets Goo
me: HOW?!
EARLY SQUAUUUUUDDDS ZOMBIE SLAVESSSSSSS HUMMMAAANNNN SLAVVVEEESSSS, BYEEEEEEEE
Ssssssssssssss
Chained up guy says there’s zombie juice somewhere up where he is. Doesn’t go back to get it
Wish I hadn't played this into the ground already. Lots of QoL improvements.
wish i could enslave junimos like this in stardew valley, but feel free to do more graveyard keeper it seems fun!
you need to fix the shaft on the inside as well to make ot work
Does anyone know if this is coming to Xbox version?
thanks for sacrifice
Also u seen the hella simple game the islander?
It's more like df being the slave that's doing all the work rather than the lazybie😂😂
Seriously, all the works for some inefficient workers that harvest resources which you may not even needed anymore(almost done with the game already at that state).
Too time consuming.
"Graveyard Keeper" or "How to waste a shitton of time"
You should do a play through series similar to completionist from stardew. Please!?!?
*5-10 seconds of quite* ya see those times when he runs out of funny XD
*Moth* study is kind of *important*
Is this a mod or the real game
It can be humorous watching you suffer but the guy by the gate got to be quite annoying