Can I just say I am truly impressed with your ability to make a mashup that is designed to hurt people to the core. They work but never in a good way. Thank you and go to hell, sir.
This is more like sticking a whole ass orange, peel and all, in a blender, looking at the shitty, pulpy juice, and then deciding to squeeze half a fucking tube of Colgate in before drinking.
Say what you want, but they're not being lazy with the Mashup. They pitch shifted One Week so that it wouldn't be in the same Key as Casin. It's all intentional.
purposely made to sound bad enough that it hurts, but good enough that your still intrigued for whats next. Ph0ton knows what hes doin. Like some of this stuff still bops
7:24 - This is the part of the series finale where the protagonist gets flashbacks to earlier parts of the anime from the journey, and then makes their final shot to victory.
this version of Confusion was like if EA somehow decided to release a game where the DLC includes the polish of the game, which you can't afford so you're forced to play the game as is
We will now begin the song order. Ready? Begin. 1. I'm Yours (Breakbot) 0:16 2. Under Pressure (Queen) 0:29 3. Layla (Derek and the Dominoes) 0:48 4. Casin (glue70) 1:05 5. One Week (Barenaked Ladies) 1:09 6. Rollin' (Limp Bizkit) 1:27 7. Whales (Hail Mary Mallon) 1:46 8. Clint Eastwood (Gorillaz) 1:55 9. One (Metallica) 2:04 10. Push-Up Section (FitnessGram Pacer Test) 2:11 11. American Idiot (Green Day) 2:14 12. California Love (2Pac, Dr. Dre & Roger Troutman) 2:54 13. Spoonman (Soundgarden) 3:15 14. Gangsta's Paradise (Coolio & L.V.) 3:27 15. Why Do I Hear Boss Music? 3:39 16. Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver) 3:49 17. Eruption (Eddie van Halen) _rip_ 4:23 18. Through the Fire and Flames (Dragonforce) 5:00 19. Give Me the Aux Cord! You Have Lost All Aux Cord Privileges! (Acai, on Ph0ton's Confusion Vol. 3) 5:00 20. The Real Slim Shady (Eminem) 5:19 21. Forever (Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem) 5:48 22. Barbie Girl (Aqua) 5:57 23. The Kids Aren't Alright (The Offspring) 6:16 24. Despacito (Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee) 6:25 25. All-Star (Smash Mouth) 6:45 26. Megalovania (Toby Fox) 7:02 (and laugh track!) 27. Master of Puppets (Metallica) 7:05 28. Imma Pretend I Didn't Just Hear That/Get Me Out of This Helldream, FUCK!! (Acai, upon hearing Hypno Mode on Ph0ton's Confusion Vol. 2) 7:24 29. Party in the U.S.A.(Miley Cyrus) 7:43 30. Welcome to the Black Parade (My Chemical Romance) 8:01 If I missed anything, let me know, as this experience was too confusing for my brain to handle...
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
I like that one of the characteristics of this series is that even though these could be really great mashups, they transcend into the Confusion Realm by considering the options and taking the worst possible route.
I love your vids dude keep it up. You know why you never see hate comments? Your skills are so good that the dislikes are from people who accidentally clicked it from amazement from seeing your stuff. All jokes aside, legendary content man dont let anyone tell you otherwise
"Start it off with audible disappointment! Next, keep em' guessing with questionable life choices! Then, throw in a good mashup to subvert their expectations. Finally, crush their dreams with existential dread in music form!" - Ph0ton, probably
I was dieing at the part where acai said " my brain has gone compleatly smooth, figments of my imagination are attacking me" and at the end " nightmare! nightmare! nightmare!" Ahaha
I want to believe ph0ton doesn’t even have to try that hard to make these and that if he tried harder he could make things that could actually hurt people.
I think the best (worst?) part of this is how there's a mix of garbage mashups and genuinely pretty good stuff, you start vibing to one part of the track and then it punishes you for it
i was hoping for more legitimately decent sounding mashups among the dank memes like the last 3 confusions but this one more or less went 100% dank meme is it possible to be disappointed by a shitpost
"These are different keys my guy."
that's jazz baby
not jazz until we hear the lick
Why
And also neoclassical
That's polytonality baybee
that's not knowing what songs fit together baby
Well now I don’t have aux cable *OR* bluetooth privileges
oh it's you
oh it’s me
What have you brought to this sacred land?
Don't worry, I can help you but you gotta help me promote my mashup
That, or mix Kirby Gourmet Race with twelve Dragonforce songs
Can I just say I am truly impressed with your ability to make a mashup that is designed to hurt people to the core. They work but never in a good way. Thank you and go to hell, sir.
so uhh this goes from dumpster fire to salvagable back to nightmare to kinda bop so fast i got 4 different gererations of whiplash. 10/10
Through the dumpsterfire and the brains
What the fuck neiman
“What songs just don’t work together? What would piss Alec off?” -Ph0ton
Basically
@@Ph0ton good fucking work dude
This is actually what Ph0ton was thinking when he created this abomination, there is no joke here
@@Ph0ton You have the talent to make something both a masterpiece and an abomination at the same time
And I love you for it
@@sgatcha1443blursed creation
This is the musical equivalent of sticking a whole ass orange, peel and all, in a blender and trying to drink the resulting juice
This shouldn't be as accurate as it is..
Accidentally XKCD'd this and tried to figure out what an ass-orange was.
As well as a Swiss roll, and a twig for extra fiber.
This is more like sticking a whole ass orange, peel and all, in a blender, looking at the shitty, pulpy juice, and then deciding to squeeze half a fucking tube of Colgate in before drinking.
dude thats the only good way to get orange juice are you kidding me
Say what you want, but they're not being lazy with the Mashup. They pitch shifted One Week so that it wouldn't be in the same Key as Casin. It's all intentional.
imagine modifiying a song so it fits worse with the mashup
purposely made to sound bad enough that it hurts, but good enough that your still intrigued for whats next. Ph0ton knows what hes doin. Like some of this stuff still bops
The Trout Mask Replica of mashups. It may sound like dogshit, but the artistry is evident nonetheless.
@@thrownstair Omg that is the best comparison.
This is why Apple removed the headphone jack.
Too bad they didn’t remove the Bluetooth feature
And left us with the speakers.
@@manuelmontoya8839 The Apple iBomb, to blow up nearby speakers around to in order to prevent your friends from playing this.
Acai speedruns through the development years of his life and heads straight to his glory years
Bruh
Wow weird seeing u here but I'm not complaining
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
Why do you always have the dumbest comments? It’s impressive.
We need I will defeat Justin Y here.
LESS THAN A MINUTE IN AND WE HAVE 3 DIFFERENT KEYS AT THE SAME TIME
More keys than a horror game
*jazzy*
*G O T F I V E K E Y S A T T H E S A M E T I M E*
I've learned the lyrics to One Week solely by virtue of it being in every single one of these fucking monstrosities
Every time I feel like we've hit rock bottom, ph0ton finds another shovel
Pretty soon we're gonna hit rock, and he's gonna pull out a goddamn drill
Acai speedruns the five stages of grief: The Fourth Part
_stage 4: _*_d e p r e s s i o n_*
Stage 5: Acceptance AKA Confusion Vol 5
Deaf Brown Man Hears Music For The First Time, and His Reaction Is Heartwarming
Anyone: these 2 songs don't match in key, and are in no way compatible.
Ph0ton: lol mashup go brrrrrrrrr
we're above handing over the AUX cable
give me your spotify account
We have to take Ph0ton's ears
@@redactedname247 his ears so he cannot hear greatness, and his fingers and toes so he cannot create discord
oh hey hello again
0:52
Acai just looks like he’s just disappointed in himself.
When you're waching Acai and an Acai notification comes up.
Acai: These are different keys, my guy!
Ph0ton: *Reality can be whatever I want*
This is like Baby I’m Back but it’s actively trying to hurt you.
Baby I'm Back with an arrest warrant in every location possible.
7:24 - This is the part of the series finale where the protagonist gets flashbacks to earlier parts of the anime from the journey, and then makes their final shot to victory.
"You've lost AUX privileges" the song
I can't believe Confusion 4 came out before Quality Of Soundcloud 3
this version of Confusion was like if EA somehow decided to release a game where the DLC includes the polish of the game, which you can't afford so you're forced to play the game as is
the polish of the game but not the bosnian of the game.
@@admiraltonydawning3847 nor the Czech of the game.
We will now begin the song order. Ready? Begin.
1. I'm Yours (Breakbot) 0:16
2. Under Pressure (Queen) 0:29
3. Layla (Derek and the Dominoes) 0:48
4. Casin (glue70) 1:05
5. One Week (Barenaked Ladies) 1:09
6. Rollin' (Limp Bizkit) 1:27
7. Whales (Hail Mary Mallon) 1:46
8. Clint Eastwood (Gorillaz) 1:55
9. One (Metallica) 2:04
10. Push-Up Section (FitnessGram Pacer Test) 2:11
11. American Idiot (Green Day) 2:14
12. California Love (2Pac, Dr. Dre & Roger Troutman) 2:54
13. Spoonman (Soundgarden) 3:15
14. Gangsta's Paradise (Coolio & L.V.) 3:27
15. Why Do I Hear Boss Music? 3:39
16. Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver) 3:49
17. Eruption (Eddie van Halen) _rip_ 4:23
18. Through the Fire and Flames (Dragonforce) 5:00
19. Give Me the Aux Cord! You Have Lost All Aux Cord Privileges! (Acai, on Ph0ton's Confusion Vol. 3) 5:00
20. The Real Slim Shady (Eminem) 5:19
21. Forever (Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem) 5:48
22. Barbie Girl (Aqua) 5:57
23. The Kids Aren't Alright (The Offspring) 6:16
24. Despacito (Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee) 6:25
25. All-Star (Smash Mouth) 6:45
26. Megalovania (Toby Fox) 7:02 (and laugh track!)
27. Master of Puppets (Metallica) 7:05
28. Imma Pretend I Didn't Just Hear That/Get Me Out of This Helldream, FUCK!! (Acai, upon hearing Hypno Mode on Ph0ton's Confusion Vol. 2) 7:24
29. Party in the U.S.A.(Miley Cyrus) 7:43
30. Welcome to the Black Parade (My Chemical Romance) 8:01
If I missed anything, let me know, as this experience was too confusing for my brain to handle...
Acai: You've lost aux cable privlidges!
Guy who made chart: Uses Bluetooth
Acai: 👁️👄👁️
The best part of this is that he proves that he CAN edit these properly, he just doesn’t because it puts you in more pain
The confusion series was made to intentionally cause pain, specifically to Alec
i thought acai said “im outta speed, im outta speed, i thought i had it together” well i guess you didnt pull out in time
I said "I'm at a speed" because I accidentally started the song at 125%
@@acai28 b
@@acai28 now that's what I call a power move
@@acai28 what an epic gamer moment
@@JokingbombYT more like a “speed” move
0:50 the genuine pain in his face
The country paradise (or gangster’s road) part had me in absolute anger and awe at the same time
the fact that TTFAF fits so well with Gangster's Paradise too, it hurts
Acai screaming "Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare!" is the 2020 mood
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Beep
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2:24 that look on your face when you have to take a dump and there's no toilet in sight
That's the thumbnail
Ph0ton: Tries to make an acceptable mashup
Also Ph0ton:
That Layla/Baby I’m Yours combo was obscenely good.
Acai: I am cutting that AUX cable!
Ph0ton: *just buys another one*
"Do whatever you want with my legacy, just as long as it's not boring," -Freddy Mercury, paraphrased
Everytime that he hears a bad combo, his face looks like he is undergoing high levels of G-Forces
Example: 6:01
So this is what you think when you stare at a blank wall for no reason in the morning
Expected
Everybody: "Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover"
Me:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
*picture of an otter crying while eating a watermelon*
*video of acai playing confusion vol. 4*
s a m e e n e r g y
"im grabbing the scissors, im grabbing the scissors, im cutting that aux cable."
actually fucking goes with the song 1:35
Did you eat your cereal today brother
@@sharkietheone why yes
2:17 I felt that
I like that one of the characteristics of this series is that even though these could be really great mashups, they transcend into the Confusion Realm by considering the options and taking the worst possible route.
“Figments of my imagination are now attacking me” LMFAO
I don’t know why I was expecting WTF Patterns 2 by Joe Damillio to appear at 0:32 but I think that would be especially confusing
in the words beautifully illustrated as seen by past me in this video
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Just showed up, i'm already confused. Keep up the work Acai, I appreciate your videos! Go on with a major smile, That includes everyone here!
“Give me your phone photon”
hope they cleared their search history
Ph0ton is my sleep paralysis demon
They say with every strum, Acai lost part of his soul
This is torture, none of these mashups sound good but there's some part of you that wants to hear just how bad it gets
Acai:CANT GET ANY WORSE!
Ph0ton: You know nothing of my power.
0:10 Sonic with Coronavirus.
There’s tone deaf, and then there’s ph0ton.
0:38 Perfect timing "YEAH!"
The pacer test has no right to slap that hard
The Kids Aren't Alright mashups were lit imo
1:08 You reposted in the wrong living room.
I love your vids dude keep it up. You know why you never see hate comments? Your skills are so good that the dislikes are from people who accidentally clicked it from amazement from seeing your stuff. All jokes aside, legendary content man dont let anyone tell you otherwise
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT, THIS IS HEATHENISMMMMMMMMM
3:33 When you find out the final boss is John Denver
"Start it off with audible disappointment! Next, keep em' guessing with questionable life choices! Then, throw in a good mashup to subvert their expectations. Finally, crush their dreams with existential dread in music form!" - Ph0ton, probably
Photon is a mad genius.
6:06 *I THOUGHT THE MEGALOVANIA WAS PART OF THE SONG*
8:02 - My Chemical Offspring
When two people who went to Chernobyl had a baby
This guy really broke all the rules about mashups that we never knew existed
I never thought I had to dislike one of your videos (of these memes)
ori fucking ota
0:39 that timing with the music tho xD
I was heartbroken when i first saw photons channel gone as well as the first three songs, glad to see a revival
i actually fucking love all of these, the complete dissonance is so GOOD
Guess Ph0ton got his aux cord privileges back
he hijacked his way back
Even tho he’s in a new house I found my way back
@@Ph0ton oh it's you²
Jazepol oh it’s me²
I was dieing at the part where acai said " my brain has gone compleatly smooth, figments of my imagination are attacking me" and at the end " nightmare! nightmare! nightmare!" Ahaha
"If i get confused, the video ends"
-ParashockX
I want to believe ph0ton doesn’t even have to try that hard to make these and that if he tried harder he could make things that could actually hurt people.
6:26 actually made me want to die....
"I just said it couldn't be that bad"
Ph0ton: "and i took that personally"
Been waiting for confusing shit all morning and here we are
Everybody gangster until the fitness gram pushup test rolls up in the mashup
8:56 *Michael reeves, that you?*
ph0ton has a magical power to piss off everyone with laughter
The donation sound at 0:39 was perfectly timed.
this was the first stream I've caught live yet, absolutely a banger one too
IM GRABBING THE SCISSORS IM CUTTING THE AUX CABLE
some of the rawest pog ive ever seen
CAN’T WAIT FOR VOLUME 5
I think the best (worst?) part of this is how there's a mix of garbage mashups and genuinely pretty good stuff, you start vibing to one part of the track and then it punishes you for it
Acai is distressed, you can hear it in the crack in his voice😂😂😂😂 2:42
I think these are the best when the keys like, actually match.
after watching all 3 of the videos on the rollercoaster that was the confusion mashups i can confirm that my sanity has deteriorated
3:15 Hi past me
“Phone’s dont got AUX cables..”
True that but you can disable the Bluetooth lmao
Imagine using an IPhone.
This gives me a headache on so many levels that I can’t even describe without my cousin openingthedoortotheshadowrealm.
W E L C O M E T O T H E S H A D O W R E A L M J I M B O !
i was hoping for more legitimately decent sounding mashups among the dank memes like the last 3 confusions but this one more or less went 100% dank meme
is it possible to be disappointed by a shitpost
I was legitimately gonna try, but then I thought “Y’know it would make people angrier if I just...didn’t”
@@Ph0ton dang man. You are a true memer. You don't care what others will think; you just meme.
@@Ph0ton very good
bruh, this made my brain a frictionless surface
"My brain has gone completely smooth"
Redditor simulator 2020
*intense confusion*
Glad to see ph0ton cannot even be stopped by a DMCA nuke. He'll be confusing us AT LEAST until 2021.
What possesses someone to turn Gerard's vocals into a chipmunk is something I will truly never know or want to know
GANGSTER ROAD