In The Name of the King, A Dungeon Siege Tale, In Two Minute
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Possibly Uwe's finest movie, summarized in two minutes. Very difficult to do, I had to omit the ninjas, the flaming Krug catapults and the greatest wizard sword fight in the history of film.
Ray Liotta - from Goodfellas to this...
aussie4life05 god that makes me.sad too
there are two kinds of performances in this movie - performances where the actors are sleeping with their eyes open (Statham, Reynolds) and performances where it is OVER THE TOP EVERY SINGLE MINUTE (Liotta, Lillard, and of course Perlman)
GIVE ME THE CHICKEN, AR AR AR
best part of the whole movie
In the Name of the King Drinking Game, Drink when:
They say the either "Farmer" or "King"
Everytime he throws his boomerang
Everytime he draws his sword and kicks someone
Everytime theres cleavage
Everytime a minion is killed
Everytime Galion laughs
Hard mode:
Everytime there is bad acting/plot direction
RIP Ray Liotta
"sometimes, the gods know whats best for us."
"what the hell does that mean?"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
I remeber watching, and thinking 'oh, this is the final battle(the one in the forest) which means we're almost at the end of the film. Hurray!' I was surprised and appalled, however, when I realized that there was another hour or so left of the film. It never seemed to end...
I swear to God, I remember hanging with a family that was watching this unironically and IM the one that has dealt with depression!? ...Ignorance is bliss man...holy sh*t.
Yeah, its the same with 'Batman & Robin' and 'Battlefield Earth'. Its SOOOO much fun tearing those apart! :D
shoulda put the head rolling scene in but it would be half the video
if Ron Pearlman turns to Hellboy, the krug will be pizza toppings.
awesome movie..Ray Liotta was great as a wizard
Ray Liotta [dies]
Wow. I can't believe this is real life. How did this get made?
best line of teh film = Liotta "I am King of the krugs"
Yeah and remember the time in this when we were supposed to be all sad when mom found out the kid died and the guy went into that long boring speech about how Farmer would find her? Or how blankly Liotta said "Or you're screaming boy whose insides I tore out!"?
Good game, though. If you get everyone in your team using bow & arrow, they gain strength and experience all the time getting health increases with each. Good way to beat the forest bandits.
Lol awesome! Would have been better if you showed Lillard's performance though. This movie sucked sooooooooo much! I'm not exactly a Ray Liotta fan, but I feel bad for him for doing this. But this is what happens when you make a movie based off a video game. Apparently books are pretty dangerous in duels xD.
I just watched it. It's kind of enjoyable because of how bad it is. Some of the fights are really well done.
this is like Rifftrax.
Hip-Hip Huzzah!
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You left out the 3 awesome lage battles.
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Is this really the movie for the Dungeon Siege game?
I wonder if the government will start collecting back what he stole form the tax payers. And if I got back in shape and badmouthed a movie of his IF someone was stupid enough to let him direct or be involved as a new reviewer, It would be funny if I broke his mouth and accidentally got carried away and turned it into kickboxing. XD
@KyodaiKen1979 Actually I disagree. At least D&D was watchable (minus Jeremy Irons). This movie is pure torture. So many good actors... very sad.
This is a REAL movie.