and if your brain glows, that means it's bright. and being bright, means your being smart. so if your brain doesn't glow, which none of ours do, DOES THAT MAKE YOU DUMB!?!?!?
"this is stupid, because sometimes it jumps without me clicking, and itsso stupid only someone stupid could make this game for example: horse, pig, cow, or someone homeless" ~ someone on google store
i love this video soo much i died and turn into a ghost laughing hahahajahahahahahahavavavahababababayatatatataiaiaiapapapaqaqaqawaeawaeaeaeararratatayayauauaiaiaoaoapapapaaaaaaasasadadadadafafafahahagagajahahahahajajajajakakakakalalalalalazazazazacaxaxaxaxacacacavavavavababababanananamamam 1 star out of 5
Lets be honest, RobTop needs a rating team (one that is actually good in it), so my better levels can get rated and empty levels or levels with objects spammed everywhere don't get rated. Sometimes I am absolutely pissed at the rating system of GD
4:12 “the levels are hard and Cruel, Harsh, Evil, Annoying, Lacking Checkpoints, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG, Automatic, WAY TOO FAST, and the only good thing about it is the level maker!” Ehm, isn’t “the level maker” what makes those levels “hard, cruel, harsh, evil, annoying, lacking checkpoints, “looooooooooooooooooooong”, automatic, and way too fast”?
I didn't know about the save button even when I had an account is was pretty dumb. I always wondered why I would lose all my demons I beat. Tbh I only beat 5 or 10 lol
I have beaten x on mobile, and its still nothing to what people managed to do on mobile. I have seen tons of people beating Nine circles on mobile. This review is cringe bur as well funny.
people who dont know what ratings are? well i mean theres a lot more than 5%, people say rated when a level get featured. Even a Discord bot says "New rated level!" when levels get FEATURED, a rating is when a level gets a star rate so you can get orbs (i dont think stars apply to ratings), a feature is when your level has a yellow outline around the difficulty, which makes it gives you orbs and stars. (epic and legendary dont really change anything (dont complain about the legendary, its the new rating that robtop adds to 2.2))
2:52 Okay... All jokes aside, GD will regularly just *forget* progress that I've made, and it kinda sucks. I have to go to the settings and click the "save to cloud" button or it won't save consistently.
7:57 explanation: so basically he wanted to make an account but he needs an email so because hes wayyyy to young he put a random email and the game said invalid email because the email doesnt exist. Like so juni can see
This is the spiritual successor to your google translate video LMAO! This was so funny and I laughed as hard as I did while watching "Google translate is a disaster" by this random person named GD Juniper. "I threw my brother across the room"
A time ago I already saw this kind of video but on Guitar´s perspective also was with people that speak spanish, Now currently this is gonna be intersting, I am excited to see what english people think about this game giving bad opinions of the game.
juniper: they threw the keyboard at the monitor and this is on the appstore also juniper: why do so many people keyboard smash for their names edit: dang 50 likes is alot for a nobody like me
Something I don’t get is the reviews that are angry that the taps don’t “rejistore”. If the tap and it doesn’t work, maybe it’s because you smashed your phone with a hammer and not because of the game’s code.
4:18 Lol 1:03 I threw my brother across the room 1:35 Update takes too long = Die! 4:51 ... 5:04 Mommy sorry 5:17 they think this is funny? 5:44 very aggressive 6:32 what is the BUG?!? 8:08 FAT LIKE YOU! 9:28 Mr. Toplington 9:44 LOL
“What do you mean in aid email” I believe they were trying to ask why it tells them it’s an invalid email, I’ve had this issue before, and the solution is that the email has to be google or outlook (there may be a few more I don’t know of)
It was a GD Lite review. In the description it says both Geometry Dash and Geometry Dash Lite reviews. If you're playing a free/lite version of a game, expect ads.
I like how they read typos as those typos. Also Wulzy you forgot to do your intro. 7:50 what do you mean in aid email 13:28 Of course it was Colon’s april fools joke.
It can be with the correct conditions but if you have good emotional control its not that bad and no I’m not a noob, saying this just off the first few levels, I’m not a god but still. My hardest is BoomSlayer so Yeah.
im pretty sure my review on the app store was complaining about how you cant use any song other than stereo madness in the editor (i didnt see the settings button) that was 5 years ago. i have 6 cp and an insane demon now.
"150th coin is PC only"
Children make no sense at all lmao
Might be colons April fools video lol
@@stuffrus yea I'm pretty sure they thought Colon's April fool's video was real (some of the "steps" were only things you could do on pc I think)
@Kirven Anthony R. Cruz no its not rude people are just sensitive
I think we can choose between colon's video or hackers in the game
I think it was colon's video. If you filter any joke colon videos comment section to "newest first" then you see a bunch of kids.
"When you playtest the levels the go on forever"
Has anyone ever told him about how this game works
Wait till they find out about Save and Play
@@gdludus LOL
do they not see the pause/stop buttons like wtf
Then he will notice you need 10 coins to unlock clubstep
I love the ps1 hagrid pfp
“I don’t think you would see a brain..”
“Unless your brain glows!”
*Jimmy Neutron theme intensifies*
Brain blast
heck yea
let’s go
BRAINBLAST BUMBUM
and if your brain glows, that means it's bright. and being bright, means your being smart. so if your brain doesn't glow, which none of ours do, DOES THAT MAKE YOU DUMB!?!?!?
13:26 colon is happy
11:16 the voice in Trusta's head when he was verifying Yatagarasu
I love how they read “soo bas” as if it was on purpose lol.
It was
@@H8-VVW holy f ing f
“It’s so bad that I can’t. Heat Cylcle, please fix iolaknbso bad.noob”
@@chroma651 I prefer cold cycles.
Warm Cylcle
15:27 “i understand *everyone* there works hard” wow didnt know robtop was hiring
IIRC he'll be hiring post 2.2
@@0x19 so, never?
@@swagmaster4396 aged like milk
“Ayeeeeee rip that marriage”
That got me
That was my favorite too XD
3:36
3:35
Its "rip that marriage, ayeeeeeeeee"
11:16 Juniper’s spitting straight facts
frfr
11:04 you know the review be borin’ when the taps not rejistorin’
Imagine someone posts a review just saying "hi juniper"
yeah lul
Lol
Your wish has come true
@@lucasjackson9160 what?
@@funny_guy0 I made a review on geometry dash wolrd and said hi juniper and then I just said what I like about geometry dash wolrd
"this is stupid, because sometimes it jumps without me clicking, and itsso stupid only someone stupid could make this game for example: horse, pig, cow, or someone homeless" ~ someone on google store
@PacAttac GD oh, I've never heard of homeless animals before!
@@basicallytoxic maybe a cat
@@kornelek_ accurate
I SWEAR I SAW THAT REVIEW, was it in polish?
These reviewers are basically kids that can't even pass Stereo Madness
Exactly lol
I played this game when I was little, and I couldn't pass Stereo Madness. I still liked the game.
@@JustJimmyGD same
I let my little cousin play GD on my phone, even though she can't beat stereo madness, she enjoyed it still.
Yup
This video is very funny, well edited, and just good in general.
1/5 Stars
i love this video soo much i died and turn into a ghost laughing hahahajahahahahahahavavavahababababayatatatataiaiaiapapapaqaqaqawaeawaeaeaeararratatayayauauaiaiaoaoapapapaaaaaaasasadadadadafafafahahagagajahahahahajajajajakakakakalalalalalazazazazacaxaxaxaxacacacavavavavababababanananamamam
1 star out of 5
haha 90th like
Lets be honest, RobTop needs a rating team (one that is actually good in it), so my better levels can get rated and empty levels or levels with objects spammed everywhere don't get rated. Sometimes I am absolutely pissed at the rating system of GD
Well, of course I would expect 1/5 stars from a fortnite kid
@@Dude-kh1yz idk if this is /s, /j, or /srs
The way Wulzy read the review at 5:15 was too perfect
HAHAHHAHAHA
Ikr
YUr mom
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWHAHWHWHQHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHATATAHAHAHAHHAHABABAAHAHAHA
Wulzy’s review:
Woah.
He's just gonna be "Heh heh, wow" and "Woah"
It do be wow
My quote: wost
*one star*
5 Star
Here the intelligence of society is *clearly* displayed.
HOW
ARE YOU 2 HOURS AGO😭
@@_MikaandNala_ premiere
@@EG0909 ... Ok
Square game sus
A lot of people either forget or don’t know that Rob is the only dev…
or they just dont care
True lmao
True you speaking some facts ma guy
That doesn't excuse it being real
They probably don't, because most of these negative comments are probably kids
4:12 “the levels are hard and Cruel, Harsh, Evil, Annoying, Lacking Checkpoints, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG, Automatic, WAY TOO FAST, and the only good thing about it is the level maker!”
Ehm, isn’t “the level maker” what makes those levels “hard, cruel, harsh, evil, annoying, lacking checkpoints, “looooooooooooooooooooong”, automatic, and way too fast”?
Creativity is important
What’s their problem with auto levels
11:00 for cute wulzy laugh
If recent tab lvls were reviews:
but one is a extreme demon review by boldstep
Underrated comment
YES!!!!
LMAOOO
People reviewing Geometry Dash: This game is so good.
Also people reviewing Geometry Dash: One star review.
I think they forgot to add a star
Great comment 1star
other people reviewing gd: this game is trash I hate it so much its garbage
also other people reviewing gd: five star review
1 star auto
3:10 I think he meant his game save data kept getting reset and it went from 100% to 0 again because he didn’t set up an account
F
They havent heard of the new invention
*T H E S A V E B U T T O N*
I didn't know about the save button even when I had an account is was pretty dumb. I always wondered why I would lose all my demons I beat. Tbh I only beat 5 or 10 lol
i almost had all my levels deleted big cry until they came back or something
@@LitoMike you got yours back?
15:49 we found the Karen of GD
4:18 i’m honestly surprised they never said “geometry trash”
The entire video be like:
“Has someone told him how the game works?”
"Level two impossible on mobile."
Dude, I tried, and every single offline level is 100% beatable. I confirm.
I have beaten x on mobile, and its still nothing to what people managed to do on mobile. I have seen tons of people beating Nine circles on mobile. This review is cringe bur as well funny.
Bruh some dude beat xo on mobile
Maybe he has a worse sevice than me
@@yaz8191 cool
I have 65% as of now
But back on track is so damn hard man!
People giving the game one star and comment about it positively: *My goals are beyond my own understanding*
XD
Lmfao
17:41 HOLY CRAP WAS THAT VIOLENCE OH MY GOD DELETE THIS FROM THE APP STORE RIGHT NOW
5:18 the fact of how smooth he read this review is scary
“I LOVE THE GAME SO I GAVE IT ONE STAR” woo
"Unless your brain *g l o w s* "
-Juniper 2021
Why are you liking this this is the most unoriginal comment i have ever commented.
I'm 69th like lol
i forgor 💀
@@carolandrade3381 I rember 😃
@@rawenmakboul7679 i forgor💀
i rember✨
i sleep😌
@@rentheredsquare I lonely 😔
Again, these people *didn't even mention the MAP PACKS.* Those levels are rage making machines, and these people didn't even play those levels!
why the fuck would they try them, they only play for 10 minutes maximum before wanting to execute RobTop
I agree with you here. Map Packs are just harder than they are supposed to be
9:19 wulzy giving birth made me choke on my water 😂😂😂
jirachi stares at you menacingly
5:17 is hilarious due to the amount of randomness
3:31
You play GD, you lose women.
You don't play GD, you get women.
That's how AeonAir works.
Well… he has trusta
3:31
a different way that AeonAir works:
Air Conditioner
7:28 i actually woke up once at 1am. I did not feel tired at all and i decided to do my work. On my surprise, i got an aukey lamp.
woha
Basically the reviews:
10%: idiot kids
5%: people who don’t know what ratings are
94%: *noobs*
109% of all reviews...🤔
@@FrancisJohnsonLeShmiggy some are multiple
people who dont know what ratings are? well i mean theres a lot more than 5%, people say rated when a level get featured. Even a Discord bot says "New rated level!" when levels get FEATURED, a rating is when a level gets a star rate so you can get orbs (i dont think stars apply to ratings), a feature is when your level has a yellow outline around the difficulty, which makes it gives you orbs and stars. (epic and legendary dont really change anything (dont complain about the legendary, its the new rating that robtop adds to 2.2))
@@RipniumArchive I think he meant the game ratings...
what do you mean in aid email?
2:52
Okay... All jokes aside, GD will regularly just *forget* progress that I've made, and it kinda sucks. I have to go to the settings and click the "save to cloud" button or it won't save consistently.
Most of italian 1-star reviews are literally about this
Btw i'm sure af he's speaking about the automatic reset, i mean when you die on a level
Bruh why the heck do you think the save button exists????
14:17 I am Tom
Yooooooooo its tom
tom
*H E I S T O M*
Hello Mr. Tom
OMG ITS TOM
the man’s got some muscle if he threw his bro around
It could be a baby brother, which might be even more worse
“there’s two dashes actually”
*geometry dash dash*
*dash squared*
*geometry dash geometry dash*
Theres 3 dashes
Geometry--
lmao
from what i've seen in the thumbnail and the description...
i have a feeling this is gonna be chaotic
Imagine someone says that the cube is not circle enough?
@@Mexxsi lol that would be so funny
@@Mexxsi the spike is not sharp enough
@@Mexxsi the blocks aren't square enough
7:57 explanation: so basically he wanted to make an account but he needs an email so because hes wayyyy to young he put a random email and the game said invalid email because the email doesnt exist. Like so juni can see
8:17 "first you die if you dont even touch it" guy doesnt know about the hitboxes
Fr though
I can't wait to the the premiere, I am waiting to be entertained.
Same
👁👄👁
@@e-van3887 Glad to hear
@@Mexxsi
⓿👄⓿
How are you 1 hour early this video is like 40 something minutes ago
YGS every friday
Hi😊
1:03 ''I threw my brother across the room'' ......... really
Is no one gonna talk abt how amazing wulzys laugh is?
4:26 I counted and that reveiw said the word "trash" 7 times
GD is now a version of *Mario Cart*
Gario Dart
@@g6rf HELP IM DYING CUZ OF YOUR REPLY HEEEEE-
@@g6rf Gariotry Dart
@@Northtamilland Meometray gart
11:41 Ah yes, It's *_redonkulous_*
LOL
The people who wrote the reviews and saw theirs in the video: *i'm so dea-*
14:09 DID I HAVE A STROKE?????
I went to the time stame and got an add lmao😂 got a stroke
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died.
7:40 ah yes, everybody’s favourite pokemon trio: regirock, registeel, and registore.
10:59
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if somebody left a 1 star review with the whole dream mask lyrics.
“Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!”
@@ConvexProjects *oh god*
Yes juniper, rage virus is a real thing, I’ve gotten it and then I cried and shat myself.
This is the spiritual successor to your google translate video LMAO! This was so funny and I laughed as hard as I did while watching "Google translate is a disaster" by this random person named GD Juniper.
"I threw my brother across the room"
Had me rolling on the floor when they said “i threw my brother across the room”
I like it how they just spam letters and TYPE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS and make typos. This is so funny to see. Good content! :)
awesome video as always! congrats on 350k!! very well deserved!! always great seeing you edit again and you don't disappoint! this was hilarious
**1 star review**
@@inseminggd LOL
12:16 no it “rejistored that as a word”
LMAO
A time ago I already saw this kind of video but on Guitar´s perspective also was with people that speak spanish, Now currently this is gonna be intersting, I am excited to see what english people think about this game giving bad opinions of the game.
you remember guitar in a good way? i also wanted to return 2020 just to not remember that situation...
17:23 Juniper, that's an actual thing, it's in the movie 28 Days Later lol
Taps do not rejistore
10:59
😔
Very sad
💀
10:19
So true
juniper: they threw the keyboard at the monitor and this is on the appstore
also juniper:
why do so many people keyboard smash for their names
edit: dang 50 likes is alot for a nobody like me
The mobile keyboard
@@SkyQuakee they would probably try breaking their phones doing that lmao
@@ruthlesseze just tap on random points on the keyboard and it will make a jumble of letters
Something I don’t get is the reviews that are angry that the taps don’t “rejistore”. If the tap and it doesn’t work, maybe it’s because you smashed your phone with a hammer and not because of the game’s code.
4:18 Lol
1:03 I threw my brother across the room
1:35 Update takes too long = Die!
4:51 ...
5:04 Mommy sorry
5:17 they think this is funny?
5:44 very aggressive
6:32 what is the BUG?!?
8:08 FAT LIKE YOU!
9:28 Mr. Toplington
9:44 LOL
the fact that Wulzy can read the random letters shocked me
1/5 stars
the guy actually fell for colon’s prank lol
Edit: 13:26
Where in the video
Is it the one where it says "this game is stupid this I am so madu" something like that
13:26
5:10 wait, did he throw the phone or the hammer to the cat?
Hopefully the phone…
6:50 I think it’s the levels resetting 😂
It's the level editor freezing
@@motis18and I have a glitch that if I place a block and if I try to place another block it doesn’t work
“What do you mean in aid email” I believe they were trying to ask why it tells them it’s an invalid email, I’ve had this issue before, and the solution is that the email has to be google or outlook (there may be a few more I don’t know of)
9:44 I laughed so hard for some reason.
ron + robtop = rontop
@@FeTChA22Ronert Toplington
ROBERT TOPLINGTON?! LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY 9:27
Toplington.
12:25 *laughs so hard at the word “terabal”*
"This game is terrible do not play"
15:08
i genuinely agree with this one
17:13 I don't rage because I refuse to play extreme demons.
2:13 It's 1 AM and I'm trying my hardest not to laugh, but I miserably failed at this one lmaooo
I think the guy who said level 2 is impossible was trying to make a back on track joke
True
Antartica livers
*...on mobile*
What's funny is on the one where it said the levels reset. I used to have GD on my phone, every time i opened it it reset ALL of my progress lol
“THIS STUPID GAME I AM SO MADU OR DUCKSIBG THIS IS
STUOID I DESERVE TO WIN NOE AND I CANT EVEN BEEST
WASY”
yes
13:53
Juniper go burrrrr
Over the course od the video, Wulzy developed an impressive ability to accurately read out random letter sequences.
The weird thing about this video is that some of the reviews are recent
16:30
Oh wait, back on track IS the HARDEST demon in the game!
16:30
Time machine : *"Im gonna end this man's whole career."*
/\/\/\: *"Correct!"*
FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS THAT IT"S TRUE!!!!
6:00 I agree with that last part tbh
yeah deadlocks first 3x speed wave is too hard
3:32 my favorite part XD "R.I.P that marage AYEEEEE!!!!!" Also 10:58 Rejistore XD
2:11 incredible side reading skills
"I love GD"
*1 star review*
"I hate GD"
*5 star review*
9:02
That person was thinking about Just shapes and beats (If you’ve played it you know exactly what I mean)
Now there is dash
7:04 maxim schloss doesn’t know there is no ads in the game
It was a GD Lite review. In the description it says both Geometry Dash and Geometry Dash Lite reviews.
If you're playing a free/lite version of a game, expect ads.
Oh
I like how they read typos as those typos.
Also Wulzy you forgot to do your intro.
7:50 what do you mean in aid email
13:28 Of course it was Colon’s april fools joke.
1:48 if rob top died, tf you think he’s gonna update the game?
Yeah
1:44 JuSt KiDdIng, Go DiE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
YOU SHOULD --- NOW!
Geometry dash is the best game I've ever played
*rates one star*
Ayo! Can you tell me how to do the small text tihng? Thanka
@@Destinationspeaks its a website-
The funniest part is that gd isn’t even that frustrating lol
I’m sorry what
It can be with the correct conditions but if you have good emotional control its not that bad and no I’m not a noob, saying this just off the first few levels, I’m not a god but still. My hardest is BoomSlayer so Yeah.
What
@@tomanyvariables4827 my guy talking like boomslayer is hard
yea right
I'm surprised no one has complained about the flip gravity. I suppose they never saw everything yet.
im pretty sure my review on the app store was complaining about how you cant use any song other than stereo madness in the editor (i didnt see the settings button)
that was 5 years ago.
i have 6 cp and an insane demon now.