The Witcher 3: Gwent - High Score (Northern Realms) / 590 points match - 560 points round

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  • @luisb9862
    @luisb9862 4 роки тому +20826

    Imagine being a tavern owner just wanting to relax playing gwent after a hard day of work and some mf witcher pulls out this little number

    • @chriscostello642
      @chriscostello642 4 роки тому +1057

      Imagine going to the tavern for a drink and nice relaxing game of cards with your mediocre deck and the tavern keeper beats your ass with a perfect Nilfgaard deck.

    • @celsodimov.
      @celsodimov. 4 роки тому +449

      @@chriscostello642 "oh, a Nilfgaardian deck. If I manage to avoid a draw, I should be ok...".
      10 draws later...
      Ill just have a beer.

    • @wombatonsteroids
      @wombatonsteroids 4 роки тому +226

      "I kill monsters, and noobs."

    • @Dimitris4110
      @Dimitris4110 4 роки тому +24

      I'd say it's time 5o close shop and call it a day after that.

    • @ИванМилосердов-ь8й
      @ИванМилосердов-ь8й 3 роки тому +12

      Не на христианском, давай по новой

  • @wexxel
    @wexxel 5 років тому +16751

    Congratulations, you win 2 x silk.

    • @gigantopithecushominoidea8779
      @gigantopithecushominoidea8779 5 років тому +379

      but you didn't have to pay for it

    • @TanAnhTran
      @TanAnhTran 5 років тому +331

      @@gigantopithecushominoidea8779 out of 5000 silk in my inventory, no thanks

    • @DecipherDiz
      @DecipherDiz 5 років тому +216

      Eh it’s for fun, I like gwent. But what’s really pointless is someone pointing out the uselessness of a game.... inside a freaking game!

    • @jackbundygaming1208
      @jackbundygaming1208 5 років тому +12

      Not with mods you dont 🧐 worthwhile gwent makes it even more fun

    • @deanreaper7417
      @deanreaper7417 4 роки тому +3

      m8 i got 800 score beat that

  • @VioletMilks
    @VioletMilks 4 роки тому +11637

    peasant: “help me sir Witcher!! a monster tis attacked our village!”
    Geralt: Gwent?
    Peasant: *nods head*

    • @Floriskoek
      @Floriskoek 4 роки тому +504

      I especially love the blacksmith in the castle of madman logos. You can ask him why he is so pissy and he'll tell you his son drowned a dishonorable death and he can't bury hem. And immediately after ask him for a game of gwent.

    • @UserAvailableName
      @UserAvailableName 4 роки тому +40

      @@Floriskoek OMG yes i can't find a clip of it, its soooo funny

    • @Rex_427
      @Rex_427 3 роки тому +23

      Jonas the Innkeep: I'm ALWAYS in the mood for Gwent...

    • @nope2603
      @nope2603 3 роки тому +40

      It's the nod combined with that void-seeing distant stare.

    • @sunarwanto-6411
      @sunarwanto-6411 3 роки тому +60

      i ask lambert to play gwent at vesemir funeral

  • @dignified5340
    @dignified5340 3 роки тому +2992

    This Gwent Game felt like the cold war with the amount of spies that was involved.

    • @hellknightf1
      @hellknightf1 2 роки тому +51

      Nvm the double spies

    • @alejak0673
      @alejak0673 2 роки тому +1

      HAHSHEHS

    • @jakobc.2558
      @jakobc.2558 5 місяців тому +4

      And the absolute hammering at the end fealth like nukes being dropped.

    • @iluvthenasees
      @iluvthenasees 2 місяці тому

      Prediction?​@@jakobc.2558

  • @Ordecaos
    @Ordecaos 5 років тому +8521

    You know you’ve played to much Gwent when all the cards are in German and you still know what they say and do...

  • @Spr7ritus
    @Spr7ritus 5 років тому +11361

    To be honest, I couldnt play like this, without getting half my deck scorched by the burning card.

    • @mrdeathamore
      @mrdeathamore 5 років тому +585

      this is probably an easy diff, AI dont use these cards much on that difficulty. but in general you should amplify your cards after opponents turn to be sure AI will not scorch it

    • @honeybadger_sc9816
      @honeybadger_sc9816 5 років тому +570

      The opponent always had the strongest card on the field. Only after the ai passed, he played his 5 blue stripes matching the opponents 20 And then doubling it.

    • @mrkenzo21
      @mrkenzo21 5 років тому +34

      @@xCDF-pt8kj usually I must have 1 or 2 weather cards in my active deck. but need to play it right though. You can counter enemy's point that even triple more than yours. but I as said, need to play it right (e.g consider enemy "Clear the weather" card, or the King abilites).

    • @Floristini
      @Floristini 5 років тому +116

      @@xCDF-pt8kj hey if you're still struggling by now, I'd recommend going for a Northern Realms deck. Don't focus on anything specific until you get the hang of the game. For starters, since the Northern Realms passive ability is to draw an extra card when you win, just make sure you win the first round, so you get the card advantage in the next round. Never pass early, because the opponent will most definitely match you and beat you if you don't have a major advantage. Instead force them to play out as many cards as you can. Tricking them to pass early is also a nice way to secure a win. This way, you can be in a position to burn extra cards from the opponent, which will help you if you need to extend to a third round. Always make sure you have a decent total number to go into your final turn, especially when you're playing against a Nilfgaardian Empire deck, because those fuckers will win even if you draw, so reaching a point where you both have nothing to play means you lose. If you have combo cards that double each other's value try to save them to the end, but only if possible.
      In short, your priority with Northern Realms is to win the first round and mantain card advantage. That means never pass early on the first round, always have a trump card if you're forced to go for a third round and make sure you never burn out before the end of the match.
      Trust me, once you get the hang of it (if you haven't already), it becomes easy to the point where you only lose if you get really unlucky (it is a card game after all). Hope this helps.

    • @evilbred974
      @evilbred974 5 років тому +23

      Always either keep your highest cards under their highest cards (which means refraining from doubling units or horns until the end of the round) or have a single high value card as a sacrifice that protects multiple lower but still high cards. Always be mindful of multiple scorches though. I ALWAYS kept a couple scorch in my deck as the AI tends to double too early.

  • @minhvo8009
    @minhvo8009 4 роки тому +6136

    Imagine doing all of this and they had weather cards.

    • @johngulbunny7456
      @johngulbunny7456 4 роки тому +265

      Jaded Old Joe every single time I use the gaunter cards they get scorched. Not even exaggerating

    • @amare1367
      @amare1367 4 роки тому +79

      weather cards are trash

    • @captainobvious5378
      @captainobvious5378 4 роки тому +728

      @@amare1367 they're useful against monster decks tbh

    • @kuwakaney2443
      @kuwakaney2443 4 роки тому +87

      Captain Obvious sometimes against Scoaitel decks because they usually pile troops on the close range part

    • @Nova-px5jc
      @Nova-px5jc 4 роки тому +19

      Minh Vo his opponent mainly had scorch cards and because throughout the match his opponent had higher rated cards on his side, using scorch would be shooting himself in the foot

  • @candyballlecture627
    @candyballlecture627 3 роки тому +953

    Bot: passes
    Geralt: *tries to hold all of his entire deck in two hands*

  • @Muscular-Man
    @Muscular-Man 3 роки тому +4003

    This guy playing Gwent: **Gets really cool cards from spies**
    Me playing Gwent : **Gets 2 weather cards from a single spy **

    • @kingautumn569
      @kingautumn569 3 роки тому +333

      Pro tip:weather cards are useless, if you play on hard gwent difficulty your enemy will not use them

    • @anggaref
      @anggaref 3 роки тому +263

      @@kingautumn569 well.. depends on what enemy card use.. If its a monster card.. They always summon same type and always the frontliner.. Make them get a big score.. Use frost to Disarm them..

    • @kingautumn569
      @kingautumn569 3 роки тому +25

      @@anggaref usually on high difficulty i always get 220 to 300 points,and they never go beyond 200

    • @westonmurray2004
      @westonmurray2004 3 роки тому +137

      Only weather card I have on my deck is biting frost in case I play against a monster deck

    • @kingautumn569
      @kingautumn569 3 роки тому +31

      @@westonmurray2004 its a decent strategy,when i used to play gwent i never used weather cards,they messed up my chances at getting multiplier cards

  • @redrobsanthem9206
    @redrobsanthem9206 3 роки тому +3543

    Gwent is one of the best mini games I have ever seen in a single player rpg. I wish the official gwent game was more like this version.

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra 3 роки тому +117

      Definitely agree. In Fallout: New Vegas, Caravan was a pretty neat card game that unfortunately never really seemed to catch on. That one would probably be my second favorite though.

    • @krzysztof.10.g39
      @krzysztof.10.g39 2 роки тому +91

      official gwent is way better. more cards ,more skill and more abilities

    • @juleswoodbury58
      @juleswoodbury58 2 роки тому +287

      dude real gwent would be boring though, you'd just lay cards out and then count your total strength at the end, a gwent game could take up 8 fucking hours and 7 of those would be calculating, arguing over the rules, accusing each other of cheating and then a massive bar fight with everyone present. gwent would destroy more lives than the plague or wars or monsters for that matter. Ciri ain't the seed of destruction, gwent is.

    • @promienodrzutowysamuel790
      @promienodrzutowysamuel790 2 роки тому +19

      I know right? They removed spy cards (at least I think they did because I only completed the tutorial so i don't know), horns, weather cards and a whole fucking lane!

    • @dausstoll2284
      @dausstoll2284 2 роки тому +84

      @@promienodrzutowysamuel790 im sorry do you just want to sit there for the next 20 minutes watching as you and your opponent places down spy cards and using decoys over and over again? TW3 Gwent was fine bcs all you had to do was fight AI plus it's a very simple and easy to grasp mini game. The standalone Gwent game however has been reworked to be an actually good computer TCG that is surprisingly f2p friendly

  • @whitecking
    @whitecking 4 роки тому +2142

    184: Who are you?
    560: Death

  • @yasssica
    @yasssica 4 роки тому +1951

    I’m a gwent fiend. I eat, sleep, and breathe gwent. What’s a Witcher? What’s this about a war? Who is Ciri? My geralt exists only to play gwent.

    • @TheZeroLatitud
      @TheZeroLatitud 3 роки тому +122

      I'm sure you're fulfilling Geralt's true purpose

    • @raiden6428
      @raiden6428 3 роки тому +122

      Lmfao "who is ciri?". Screw Destiny. Gwent is the purpose of life

    • @californiansniper2133
      @californiansniper2133 3 роки тому +78

      Apparently you slay monsters in the game, that sounds terrifying so I’ll just play Gwent

    • @Qwerty-j5y1x
      @Qwerty-j5y1x 3 роки тому +10

      Партийку в гвинт?

    • @limeplay5123
      @limeplay5123 3 роки тому +7

      @@Qwerty-j5y1x *машет головой *

  • @SnowdragonDS
    @SnowdragonDS 5 років тому +1230

    Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead

  • @andmaarup
    @andmaarup 4 роки тому +159

    Villager: So, you lost. Guess I'll have a card from you then?
    Gerald: No.
    Villager: But... If you won, you would have gotten one from me?
    Gerald: Yes. Your rarest one. Let's play again!

  • @user-yc6dt6iz5x
    @user-yc6dt6iz5x 3 роки тому +378

    I like how 90% of the power each side has is because of the other's spy cards

  • @ismathem
    @ismathem 8 років тому +6240

    Wow this is a battle of spy cards lol

    • @NoR110011
      @NoR110011 8 років тому +927

      That's what happens when you play against nilfgaard

    • @DrZemf
      @DrZemf 6 років тому +2

      Dom Noah I,

    • @FlatCard2
      @FlatCard2 5 років тому +27

      Dijkstra win

    • @dankdankeryetdanker2726
      @dankdankeryetdanker2726 5 років тому +229

      I call it "spy dancing" when you both keep stealing them and reviving them.

    • @露娜專用薩克
      @露娜專用薩克 5 років тому +5

      This glitch has been deleted..

  • @shadowreaper4970
    @shadowreaper4970 6 років тому +2171

    i never seen that much spies in metal gear solid

  • @LeleiTheTigress
    @LeleiTheTigress Рік тому +165

    For the newcomers wondering why there are 5 blue stripes commandos. There were originally 5 at the games launch, but they ended up reducing down to 3 in a patch

    • @AmbitionIsaMust115
      @AmbitionIsaMust115 Рік тому +4

      I was wondering that and decoys also for some reason dude passes at 9 and the computer lets him win first round with nilfguard deck they could've easily played a 10 and took that made no sense

    • @kretztech
      @kretztech  Рік тому +7

      From patch 1.10 to 1.12 it was possible to get five. When you have a save from this, then it is continue and today (in the last patch) possible.

    • @ateryy_9386
      @ateryy_9386 Рік тому

      archers also got reduced no?

    • @Thanhatos
      @Thanhatos Рік тому

      Thank you !

    • @giacomodattoli4400
      @giacomodattoli4400 2 місяці тому

      now they're 4

  • @scrubbasher
    @scrubbasher 5 років тому +2699

    Because of reloading, I've technically never lost a game of Gwent.

    • @davidgouvea9383
      @davidgouvea9383 5 років тому +59

      indeed, but hero cards are awsome, easy to wim any duel

    • @gubbica99
      @gubbica99 4 роки тому +38

      there are very few quests where reloading doesn't work or you have to skip ton of dialoges where i let the lose be like the one in Blood and Wine where you get to play in an tournament with the new faction 4 AI players without any safe point , never was able to do that guest where i would win.

    • @scrubbasher
      @scrubbasher 4 роки тому +15

      @@gubbica99 I had to look up a strategy to make the best deck and then won first time

    • @Jotunn96
      @Jotunn96 4 роки тому +97

      Dude it's like ten gold just take the Ls lmao

    • @crabapples9869
      @crabapples9869 4 роки тому +13

      @@gubbica99 jesus christ, this. And the skellige faction didn't have any spy cards, plus you rely heavily on rng. Once that cerys card is present in your deck, its basically a win. If not, pray to god you have a versatile enough cards because you can't go all in strength cuz of scorch and weather cards.

  • @montagistkacke7431
    @montagistkacke7431 3 роки тому +760

    I remember how proud I was when I got 102 points in a round...

    • @yavyav2281
      @yavyav2281 3 роки тому +7

      Dont worry mine was 130 max^^

    • @diamondgamer9746
      @diamondgamer9746 3 роки тому +35

      Nothing beats the feeling. My highest was 180 and my jaw dropped, I was like whaaaat I can do that much?

    • @Muricanwerewolf
      @Muricanwerewolf 3 роки тому +16

      @@diamondgamer9746 You were 4 away from an achievement.

    • @diamondgamer9746
      @diamondgamer9746 3 роки тому

      @@Muricanwerewolf Just my luck 🤣, any tips for actually reaching that number? I don't own the dlcs on this run

    • @Muricanwerewolf
      @Muricanwerewolf 3 роки тому +6

      @@diamondgamer9746 play northern realms or nolfguard. You want spies, healers, units that double their power when played together and dummies. You want to keep swapping spies out with dummies to play against your opponent and if you don’t have any dummies left you want to end the round with them so they go in your discard and you can bring them back with healers. For your final round you want to have a whole ton of cards like the blue stripes commando that double their power every time another is played. Hit them with a commander horn or dandilion and they become better than the most powerful hero card. Speaking of play heros and cards that don’t have synergistic properties first, try to get your opponent to waste a scorch or a dragon on cards that won’t hurt as much to lose. If your opponent plays a weather effect wait until the end of the round and use your commander ability to get rid of it. If you have a good round you should clear 200 easily. This is easier to do with an opponent with a good deck, since they’ll be sending spies and your spies back at you so you both can keep cycling them.

  • @Eponser
    @Eponser 4 роки тому +1023

    That one Moment your enemie just passed and your cool laying all the rest of your hand, shortly before you just noticed, there is one more round ....

    • @helianthus5381
      @helianthus5381 4 роки тому +40

      hahaha yes that happened so many times

    • @kuwakaney2443
      @kuwakaney2443 4 роки тому +96

      And you’re playing against a Monster deck so you’re doomed

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 4 роки тому +10

      And they are nilfgaardian

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 4 роки тому +6

      KuwakaNey that works too

    • @wolfrex2721
      @wolfrex2721 4 роки тому +2

      Bruhhh I did that once..

  • @qwertymegaforce9088
    @qwertymegaforce9088 4 роки тому +848

    -Oh no! Its him!!!
    -Who's "him"?
    -Geralt from Rivia - card stealer
    (Geralt enters the room)
    -Hello, wanna play some Gwint

    • @tommi_xiaomi
      @tommi_xiaomi 4 роки тому +21

      *Gwent. Gwint is in polish.

    • @Frogoth
      @Frogoth 4 роки тому +48

      @@tommi_xiaomi and the game is polish, exactly like the fact that it's Jaskier and not dandelion

    • @cuba9357
      @cuba9357 4 роки тому +3

      Po angielsku gwint to gwent ;)

    • @archdornan5311
      @archdornan5311 4 роки тому +6

      of rivia*

    • @lordrudolfius2957
      @lordrudolfius2957 3 роки тому +6

      @@tommi_xiaomi in german its Gwint too

  • @qzoid3060
    @qzoid3060 3 роки тому +151

    Now I think Witcher 3 is a great card game. The adventure game aspect that revolves around it I think makes the card game more alluring

  • @zeroischillin
    @zeroischillin 4 роки тому +475

    Imagine he pulled a weather card

    • @arhamsaa
      @arhamsaa 4 роки тому +80

      I can't believe the opponent didn't have a single weather card after all those redraws.

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr 4 роки тому +33

      @@arhamsaa he knows his opponent
      he trained on him

    • @giokyo9465
      @giokyo9465 4 роки тому +31

      Puts litterally everything he has on the board
      The 3 weather cards
      Imma have to stop u right there .

    • @tonyli1622
      @tonyli1622 4 роки тому +21

      @@arhamsaa Nilfgaard and Redanian decks employ the same strategy. Spy spamming and win trading for first two rounds. Then, using their hand (which is basically the entire deck at the point of round 3) to try to squash the enemy with pure numbers. A weather card would complicate this strat because it will not only hinder offensive ability for your own team, but also your ability to spy spam for the first two rounds.

    • @Father_Jack_The_Enlightened
      @Father_Jack_The_Enlightened 4 роки тому +16

      If you do the math... The opponent wouldve still lost even if he pulled weather cards out his ass the hero cards wouldn't have saved his ass, home boy wouldve had around 163 points after all 3 weather affects would be in play and the opponent would have 86, itd still be a massacre... (Numbers are not completely correct, could have a few errors along the point spread but mostly accurate range)
      [First row affected: 152 vs 335]
      [Second row affected: 138 vs 488]
      [Third row affected: 158 vs 527]
      [Row 1+3 affected: 132 vs 235]
      [Row 2+3 affected: 112 vs 263]
      [Row 1+2 affected 112 vs 338]
      In each scenario the opponent has 0% chance of winning

  • @nathan.dunahoo
    @nathan.dunahoo 4 роки тому +122

    I know without even watching: Spies.

  • @GameslordXY
    @GameslordXY 6 років тому +2342

    Amazing!
    I prefer this Gwent to standalone Gwent.

    • @mehmetalidemir8380
      @mehmetalidemir8380 6 років тому +94

      me too

    • @masterkill1609
      @masterkill1609 6 років тому +23

      me not

    • @billyswift1745
      @billyswift1745 6 років тому +145

      Gameslord I prefer the stand alone Gwent. It's competitive, and there's something more rewarding to beating other player compared to to the AI

    • @michawolinski314
      @michawolinski314 5 років тому +279

      @@billyswift1745 I think he was about gameplay.

    • @fudgeyplays3544
      @fudgeyplays3544 5 років тому +44

      Yeah, the ingame Gwent has rewards like coins for your game. Standalone Gwent just gives you other cards and is like any other TCG.

  • @mominamoj
    @mominamoj 6 років тому +3550

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    How do u get 5 of those
    Because I have no clue

    • @gut3k_pl
      @gut3k_pl 6 років тому +301

      Mina Todorovic it has been reduced to 3 cards available

    • @JayJay-wf2oe
      @JayJay-wf2oe 6 років тому +95

      Racist reported

    • @juannieto1416
      @juannieto1416 6 років тому +47

      Leon96 HYPERBRUH

    • @Oatyquakenbush
      @Oatyquakenbush 6 років тому +373

      You had an opportunity to say blue stripes are blue and you didn’t take it

    • @BMXguy1989
      @BMXguy1989 6 років тому +4

      Cause he hax

  • @andrewgilchrist1816
    @andrewgilchrist1816 8 років тому +539

    The battle of Brenna: Gwent Edition!

    • @princekrazie
      @princekrazie 5 років тому +19

      Gwenna

    • @captainAOG
      @captainAOG 5 років тому +8

      True but In that battle. NILFFGUARD HAD a big amount almost 40000. Calvary forces
      Repelled by. 12000.Redainian pikemen And 20000 calvary of Temeria and Redainia 3000.Mahakaman Dwarwes and. DunBanner forces. What a battle Writer has written Truely Spe tacular

    • @Rahmatow
      @Rahmatow 3 роки тому

      Oooh, you mean a famous battle of "the little butts"

  • @_tym3k
    @_tym3k Рік тому +30

    Just imagine how the battle between Nilfgaard and the Northern Realms must've looked like

  • @PieceOfCandyPS
    @PieceOfCandyPS 5 років тому +65

    You cast that dude straight in to the shadow realm

  • @TripleX205
    @TripleX205 7 років тому +415

    I can't get the Dandelion card, because I didn't play Gwent at the Vegelbud party. That sucks.

    • @geftep3399
      @geftep3399 7 років тому +125

      TripleX205 ng+ time!

    • @gabelamm6689
      @gabelamm6689 6 років тому +59

      Yeah that's what made me fail catch em all *sigh*

    • @ALTAI38
      @ALTAI38 6 років тому +17

      same with the bloody baron if he hangs himself lol. he gives the special yennefer card i think

    • @karolinakozowska114
      @karolinakozowska114 6 років тому +111

      @@ALTAI38 bloody baron gives u Dijkstra card m8

    • @ALTAI38
      @ALTAI38 6 років тому +4

      @@karolinakozowska114 idk mate it doesnt say which card you get. it only says an unique card

  • @Belfor09
    @Belfor09 5 років тому +38

    Damn man. I immediately want to jump back into the Witcher game, play gwent and just listen to this beautiful music in the background :D

  • @DarkFactory
    @DarkFactory 5 років тому +123

    CDPR: How many spy cards do you want?
    kretztech: YES

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 4 роки тому +226

    Why do you keep checking opponents discarded cards?
    And yours, how many times do you need to check the mysterious elf

    • @AmarEcd1233
      @AmarEcd1233 3 роки тому +53

      ikr like why tf is he checking it that much

    • @OverkillBillsXbox
      @OverkillBillsXbox 3 роки тому +55

      its a habit you can develop by playing to much nilfgard when playing Gwent

    • @benedictbrown1036
      @benedictbrown1036 3 роки тому +10

      Think part of the strategy is making sure all the spies end up on your side for an even higher score, so he’s checking if his opponent has any spies in their discard pile

    • @johanmuller799
      @johanmuller799 3 роки тому +24

      Almost made me stop watching all the fucking checking.

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 3 роки тому +5

      @@johanmuller799 It's part of the strategy. They wanted to be absolutely sure cause they had a really good run going.

  • @j915winterking9
    @j915winterking9 Рік тому +3

    I love it when a plan comes together

  • @bl4ckd3vi1
    @bl4ckd3vi1 8 років тому +943

    5x blue stripes -> no legit deck

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 7 років тому +125

      bl4ckd3vi1 A Wild Burn Card Appeared

    • @kkbaby30
      @kkbaby30 5 років тому +49

      Late response, but I play on PS4 and have 5 as well. It's legit.

    • @dantealighieri3307
      @dantealighieri3307 5 років тому +19

      @@kkbaby30 So even on PS4 there's a cursor when playing gwent? or the guides showing keyboard (like [Q] to forfeit or [Escape] to cancel)? yeah I don't think so.

    • @kkbaby30
      @kkbaby30 5 років тому +109

      @@dantealighieri3307 Nah it's legit. It was patched out later, but early on you could get 5 blue stripes. I was lucky enough to finish that trophy for all the cards before the patch.

    • @Rizalpahlevi21
      @Rizalpahlevi21 5 років тому +48

      @@dantealighieri3307 read again dude.. he said *but i play on ps4* not *he is playing on ps4*

  • @NotMikey437
    @NotMikey437 5 років тому +76

    CDPR: How many spy cards do you want?
    Kretztech: *GoOd QUeSTIon*

    • @yordle6131
      @yordle6131 5 років тому +3

      Cdpr: how many spy cards do you want?
      Player: Yes

  • @sheraz1001
    @sheraz1001 4 роки тому +18

    In all these high scoring gwent games surprisingly no weather or scorch cards ever make an appearance.

    • @diekritischestimme
      @diekritischestimme 2 роки тому

      I think the setup is "easy" for gwent. My highscore was something like 215 and I also do not understand how you can have more than three blue stripes commanders. How can they be drawn with a spy card when they are already in your hand? Were there more than three of these cards in the game? Never got more than three of those and I certainly finished my gwent collection...

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 2 роки тому +1

      @@diekritischestimme They reduced the number of Blue Stripes Commanders from 5 down to 3 in a patch.

  • @AnimalBlundetto
    @AnimalBlundetto 8 місяців тому +1

    you always know it’s gonna be a good match when you redraw a spy card

  • @DrLukeHart
    @DrLukeHart 2 роки тому +3

    You knew this was going to be a tasty morsel when he drew 4 spy cards...

    • @kretztech
      @kretztech  2 роки тому +4

      I know his deck by heart now.

  • @vuvuvu6291
    @vuvuvu6291 3 роки тому +4

    Tavern guy: I surrender
    Geralt: You know... People isn't call me the Butcher of Blaviken for nothing.
    ×Multipliers ×Multipliers ×Multipliers ×Multipliers ×Multipliers

  • @Estrinzzer
    @Estrinzzer 8 років тому +706

    I can't understand the point of you checking like milion times enemy discard pack... like you see what's happening and still you are checking it same as with your deck... like is it bad habit or you just don't remember?!

    • @frankie5781
      @frankie5781 8 років тому +112

      I thought that, but then I realised he's learning them so he knows what they redraw when they play a spy.

    • @lakenash7947
      @lakenash7947 7 років тому +178

      TheHFD No shit but he's still fucking dumb if he can't remember the same two cards he checked about 8 times already.

    • @Mundane05
      @Mundane05 7 років тому +603

      Heh, fucking miserable people will really bitch about anything.

    • @dennismcintosh2623
      @dennismcintosh2623 6 років тому +13

      Corbin Wo I agree that shit was ridiculous

    • @Original1Thor
      @Original1Thor 6 років тому +76

      Tomas Kratochvil this got toxic quick

  • @mrdeathamore
    @mrdeathamore 5 років тому +80

    Gwent is such an easy game. its not bad in the beginning, but later with the stronger cards you just cant lose

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 роки тому +72

      A bad draw at the beginning of a game can still mess you up though.

    • @zeniththecat3121
      @zeniththecat3121 3 роки тому +23

      @@eclectica1 when the mf pulls 6 weather cards and no spies

    • @mikhailgorbachev7851
      @mikhailgorbachev7851 3 роки тому

      @@zeniththecat3121 yesssssss

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 3 роки тому +6

      @@zeniththecat3121 Get weather cards out of your deck and you won't ever draw them. They are useless anyway

    • @its_dey_mate
      @its_dey_mate 3 роки тому +4

      @@wingracer1614 I always keep one biting frost just in case i have a match with a monster deck, and i play the clear weather effect on Radovid (Or foltest was it i can't remember) and everything else is the useful stuff

  • @seanharmon713
    @seanharmon713 3 роки тому +4

    The Witcher is a great DLC for Gwent

  • @tehboka
    @tehboka 3 роки тому +1

    its 2021. im sitting here, about to eat my meal. im like "lets watch something nice one youtube while eating my meal" i watch this video. im happy.

  • @GaunteroDimmm
    @GaunteroDimmm 7 років тому +104

    I do so love Gwent. Anyone feel like playing?......for keeps?

    • @coheteos
      @coheteos 5 років тому +34

      *Nods silently*

    • @jSONrEEE
      @jSONrEEE 5 років тому +10

      legit ANYONE but you odimm

    • @toh786
      @toh786 5 років тому

      @@coheteos Playing against
      Gaunter O'Dimm? Bad idea. Might get sucked into a mirror...

    • @chevalmongole6566
      @chevalmongole6566 5 років тому

      To le the witcher 3 is the story of a fude who travel the world for cards :v

    • @olgierd.von.everec
      @olgierd.von.everec 4 роки тому

      Hello there, master mirror! Let's make a deal? ;)

  • @olgierd.von.everec
    @olgierd.von.everec 4 роки тому +9

    Always knew I was needed in most decks!

  • @theamorphousflatsch2699
    @theamorphousflatsch2699 3 роки тому +8

    Imagine this battle actually getting animated.

  • @soulcore8630
    @soulcore8630 4 роки тому +9

    This is so satisfying to watch and do in game, just seeing all the cards played right

  • @yavyav2281
    @yavyav2281 3 роки тому +5

    Playing against Nilfgaard is always like that. Spies, spies and more spies

  • @agent-sz2qj
    @agent-sz2qj 6 років тому +67

    this game was named after Gwent Stephani

    • @tlotpwist3417
      @tlotpwist3417 5 років тому +4

      If i had a rich desk
      Nanananananannnana
      If i had all the cards in th woooorld

  • @TheHunharca
    @TheHunharca 3 роки тому +18

    this player : gwent ?
    villager: slowly nods with a sad expression

  • @eshan309
    @eshan309 5 років тому +37

    You showed me how to play gwent properly, how and when to you use the cards. Now im winning 9/10 times.
    Thank you :D
    And great match!

  • @alfaeology
    @alfaeology 2 роки тому +33

    How to avoid scorching:
    Use weather card to weaken your own card and clear weather card to remove the weather effect. If you don't want to use much weather card, you can rely the enemy to use their weather card so you have to make them use it. And if you don't want to have a clear weather card in your deck, you can use the foltest card in northern realm deck that has the ability to use a clear weather card.
    As you know, scorch card target the biggest number on the arena. So if you planned to have a 5 blue stripes commando for example, use the frost card to weakens it but make sure the enemy has a bigger number card on the arena compared to 5 of blue stripes commando in frost condition, which is 5 CMIIW.
    So all you need to do:
    - Weaken the lane you want to put combo card (forgot what it actual name)
    - Put the card on the weakened lane
    - Make sure enemy has a bigger number card to avoid scorching
    - Try to make your enemy passed
    - After the enemy passed, use the clear weather card.
    Additional tips:
    - Use a lot of spies
    - Have a Yennefer card in your deck
    - Have some resurrecting ability card in your deck to resurrect the spies
    - Have a lot of decoys

    • @lukasz5020
      @lukasz5020 Рік тому +2

      🤓

    • @mauriciov2450
      @mauriciov2450 Рік тому +1

      Touch grass

    • @alfaeology
      @alfaeology Рік тому

      @@mauriciov2450 I just did 🤣

    • @AmbitionIsaMust115
      @AmbitionIsaMust115 Рік тому

      Thats 2 negative cards..instead of just having less cards its a complete waste lmao so many heros and spies/revives in nr its a waste to bring a frost and clear skies lmao

  • @WildBassfly
    @WildBassfly 2 місяці тому +1

    It’s like watching your grandmother drive a Ferrari

  • @temmorijken5762
    @temmorijken5762 7 років тому +73

    Without that glitch it'd be 486, which is still a damn high amount

    • @MilkBreakMinecraft
      @MilkBreakMinecraft 6 років тому +6

      What glitch?

    • @imuucyc
      @imuucyc 6 років тому +10

      @@MilkBreakMinecraft cards blue stripes should be 3, like, well, not exactly 5

    • @wombat4191
      @wombat4191 5 років тому +41

      It's not a glitch, it was 5 before the devs noticed it was too op and reduced it

    • @josephpaulson9495
      @josephpaulson9495 5 років тому

      Godam I can still only get to 250 max

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 5 років тому +4

      @@wombat4191 It is a single player game,don't know why CD would remove it.

  • @ethanponcho5077
    @ethanponcho5077 4 роки тому +5

    I’ve been playing the standalone game for so long that I forgot how the original worked. Now I remember that it’s just a duel of the spies.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 2 роки тому

      Only when you play against Nilfgaard, though.

  • @famousbadger8419
    @famousbadger8419 4 роки тому +4

    Toss a spy card to your Witcher, oh valley of plenty

  • @fabulous6825
    @fabulous6825 4 місяці тому

    You're really impressive 🤩.
    In my experience, I have never reached so much points against anyone 😮.
    Sincerely, congratulations to you 👏🎉👏🎉.

  • @philipslattery2883
    @philipslattery2883 4 роки тому +6

    One of the best games within games ever. Remember one time I got a +200 round.

  • @macedos39
    @macedos39 5 років тому +8

    That's why I always have 1 weather card of each in my multitude of spys

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 8 років тому +15

    Gute Arbeit! Nördliche Königreiche sind halt einfach das beste Deckthema. ^^

    • @loghorizon45
      @loghorizon45 5 років тому +9

      Wolf. Ist einfach so. Die anderen Decks sind einfach nur Müll mit ihren Fähigkeiten. Besonders die Scoia T'ael-Fraktion. "wEnN dU gEwOnNeN hAsT, kAnNsT dU dIe NäChStE rUnDe AnFaNgEn!"
      Was ein Müll.

    • @Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist
      @Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist 4 роки тому +4

      Wow, I've actually learned something from all those German classes

  • @MantisCrawl
    @MantisCrawl 8 років тому +359

    how do you have 5 blue stripe commandos? i thought there were only 4

    • @arhangeo
      @arhangeo 8 років тому +87

      I'm starting a NG+ just to get all the cards I missed and not fail "Gangs of Novigrad"

    • @MantisCrawl
      @MantisCrawl 8 років тому +3

      +Mihailo Pisanjuk thanks

    • @30vonage
      @30vonage 8 років тому +329

      lol i thought there were only three

    • @user-oi7up4qr2q
      @user-oi7up4qr2q 8 років тому +14

      +Mihailo Pisanjuk
      Wait wait wait, what does gangs of novigrad has to do with gwent cards? And the blue stripes commander isn't related to that mission

    • @arhangeo
      @arhangeo 8 років тому +30

      x I see there's been a misunderstading. I guess a small update on my part is in order.
      That quest has absolutely nothing to do with Gwent whatsoever :D It's just that Gangs of Novigrad and Collect them all were the only two quests that I failed to complete and were a torn in my sight ever since...
      However, I used Google recently and decided to hunt down all possible Gwent players in the world to get the cards I'm missing. The key is to find the players that you haven't played against before (or haven't won against).
      In my case those were: One of the two players in Lindenvale in Velen where I got a Wyvern card. And the second one was a player in Claywich also in Velen. BUT.... First you have to free him from a cage in the Bandit's camp on an island north form Drudge and wait for him to return to Claywich. He sells one of the Crinfried Reavers and some lesser Nilfgardian cards like Putkaner and a few others.
      Hope this helps you guys witcher3map.com/v/#3/-48.05/-59.15

  • @darrenbaker9461
    @darrenbaker9461 3 роки тому +1

    Wife: so i saw your damn phone, who the hell is Jessica and why did she say she had fun last night???!!!
    how about some Gwent?
    Wife: *Nods*

  • @krejziks3398
    @krejziks3398 2 роки тому

    I like how cards have quotes of characters from previous games.

  • @sebdoom
    @sebdoom 8 років тому +424

    C C C Combo Gwenter

  • @djdribbles8515
    @djdribbles8515 6 років тому +17

    I am currently on an 11 game win streak in Gwent. I thought I was good at this game until I watched this video :(

    • @jakob9397
      @jakob9397 3 роки тому +3

      I know its late but he has a cheated deck

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 2 роки тому

      Likely a lot of cheating going on. You can't have more than 3 Blue Stripes. At least not since B&W was released. Player has HoS installed (otherwise no Olgierd card), but can't have patched the game since. Which is unbelievable to say the least since the video was posted years after B&W was released.

  • @TheTechNerdyt
    @TheTechNerdyt 4 роки тому +11

    The inkeep didn't knew he f****d up at the moment he agreed to play gwent with geralt

    • @mobjwez
      @mobjwez 2 роки тому

      This was Sasha from the gwent tournament

    • @TheTechNerdyt
      @TheTechNerdyt 2 роки тому

      @@mobjwez damn i remember that

  • @clows7633
    @clows7633 2 роки тому +9

    In Skillege theirs a store owner that just lost his son to the ocean and it's heart wrecking because they believe they won't feast in Valhalla because he didn't get a burial....
    Witcher: how about a game of qwent?
    Store guy: *nuds
    😭😭😭

  • @EricksonGieselMuller
    @EricksonGieselMuller 3 роки тому +1

    the whole tavern stopped to watch this match

  • @420thlegioner8
    @420thlegioner8 3 роки тому +4

    Merchant 100 loses later
    Merchant: Best prices for the best items, check my stuff witcher.
    Geralt: I would like to play gwent.
    Merchant: Yes of course, why not.

  • @nathan.dunahoo
    @nathan.dunahoo 4 роки тому +9

    I know without even watching it: Spies.

  • @Alarak_
    @Alarak_ 4 роки тому +5

    - Hey, wanna play a game of gwent ?
    *The* gwent player : i'm gonna end this man all career

  • @LR-420
    @LR-420 2 роки тому +1

    The GALL to play the Geralt of Riva card against the man himself

  • @MBauer457
    @MBauer457 Рік тому

    I don't really understand this game, so... I'm really frickin impressed!

  • @mitchparker6319
    @mitchparker6319 5 років тому +85

    NOW THAT’S ALOTTA DAMAGE!

  • @Mopsie
    @Mopsie 4 роки тому +4

    Barron: “You’re not complete shite”

  • @stukature
    @stukature 5 років тому +7

    5:00 as he looked at your cards he was probably like: HoLy ShI-!?!?

    • @nattemann
      @nattemann 5 років тому +1

      He didn't look at his cards, he stole a card from Geralts graveyard (which was the 9 power spy)

  • @calebleeson5662
    @calebleeson5662 10 місяців тому +1

    This was better than all the gwent missions in the game. They really hyped up 2 tournaments just for you to only play 1-2 rounds because of plot

  • @bpeoples4043
    @bpeoples4043 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve been playing the Witcher 3 for years. Got it bc of the first trailer with a certain red head 😉 and have turned multiple people into fans (and one fanatic) about this game. But have never learned Gwent 😬 one day!!

    • @mobjwez
      @mobjwez 2 роки тому +1

      Please give it a try, I avoided it in my first playthrough but forced myself to try it the second time and have not been able to put it down since. It is difficult at first but the more you keep playing the more you learn and becomes more and more fun, just try trust me it's the best!

  • @lildude311
    @lildude311 5 років тому +40

    I don’t understand why you revived the stronger spy when you can give your opponent a weaker spy and still draw the same amount of cards...

    • @kentignal6891
      @kentignal6891 5 років тому +54

      Perhaps he believes his opponent will revive the spies from discard deck in the third round, so he will benefit from the spies with higher scores

    • @madwolf1201
      @madwolf1201 5 років тому +1

      thinking the same

    • @Z3t487
      @Z3t487 5 років тому +3

      @@kentignal6891 Smart thinking.

    • @realitities2
      @realitities2 5 років тому +4

      T Zhang also why double the rows that had fewer points? Couldn’t he have got a higher score putting commanders horn on the row with most points?

    • @petertroymacero9780
      @petertroymacero9780 4 роки тому

      @@realitities2 7:45

  • @tizii047
    @tizii047 5 років тому +70

    In the 500+ hours of playing The Witcher I have never won a single match of Gwent

    • @rye7839
      @rye7839 5 років тому

      Same

    • @s1lncdb019
      @s1lncdb019 5 років тому +5

      In 300 hours only played three times besides Story Missions and won 0

    • @vlazurah789
      @vlazurah789 5 років тому +20

      You gotta find the ai with shitty early-game decks before challenging any of the better vendors

    • @lordseven8301
      @lordseven8301 5 років тому +5

      The fact that i kept losing made me want to play it more
      I spent one whole day learning how to play it now i got like 10+ hero cards

    • @daveboonen5041
      @daveboonen5041 5 років тому +3

      I dont understand how u lose all the time i play on death march and win almost all games with base deck just added some decoys and horns....can buy them really early. If i lose its against monster and have no snow card

  • @nickwoody9227
    @nickwoody9227 4 роки тому +19

    The standalone gwent is too confusing but this Gwent has very exploitable ai, one time it had an opportunity to medic villentretenmerth about 100 points off my board and it mediced a spy instead, it always favours spy cards

    • @piscessoedroen
      @piscessoedroen 2 роки тому

      Honestly i would've done the same too. Spy cards are almost always more useful than any cards

  • @vyesvbino
    @vyesvbino 5 років тому +2

    I watched a game even when i have no idea what is it. Now that is great

  • @shittalkingilikeit9471
    @shittalkingilikeit9471 4 роки тому +1

    Gwent is hard man I left all the quests related to it.. Gonna start the game again sometime later this year.. Gonna start learning the basics of gwent.

    • @supermonkeyCL
      @supermonkeyCL 4 роки тому +2

      @@bossmedalog8495 yea gwent was weird at first but after a few games its like holy shit this is fun

  • @maxshut8995
    @maxshut8995 2 роки тому +4

    Бля, это жёстко, у меня пока максимум было 159 и ещё думал, какую тактику разработать, чтобы набрать 180 ради достижения, а тут благодаря сопернику и идеально подобранным картам можно набрать 560 очков, это божественно, невероятно и прекрасно одновременно

    • @brainbokka805
      @brainbokka805 2 роки тому

      весь секрет в шпионах, я тоже еле набрал 187 сначала, а потом собрал 4-ех шпионов + 2 чучела и каждая игра в гвинт в среднем 200-300 очков

    • @6yraraweHbka
      @6yraraweHbka 2 роки тому +3

      Мне больше интересно откуда у него 5 карт бойцов синих полосок

    • @brainbokka805
      @brainbokka805 2 роки тому +2

      @@6yraraweHbka Это баг раньше был, за победу в гвинте могли дать рандомную карту, в том числе и бойца синих полосок, сейчас исправили. Этому видео почти 6 лет)

  • @АнтонСтепанов-ж7л
    @АнтонСтепанов-ж7л 4 роки тому +12

    Ооо, Гвинт =) как-же я люблю эту выносящую мозг игру =) нет, правда люблю её =) она очень интересная и увлекательная, с большим удовольствием бегаю по всяким полузаброшенным, и не очень, деревушкам и городам только лишь для того, чтобы найти новую карту и выиграть её >=)

  • @Beyto_the_Youngster
    @Beyto_the_Youngster 10 місяців тому

    When I hear Gwent music, I immediately start whistling. :)

  • @dukeywipe123
    @dukeywipe123 Рік тому

    Bro was slapping the cards down so fast and then became a heart surgeon towards the end 🤣🤣🤣

  • @St3v3nCo
    @St3v3nCo 5 років тому +52

    I summon pot of greed

    • @St3v3nCo
      @St3v3nCo 5 років тому +1

      @THAT GUY is that a gamer references i see

    • @Flw-uv2md
      @Flw-uv2md 4 роки тому +2

      but what does it do?

    • @Batman_94
      @Batman_94 4 роки тому +1

      If only someone explained what pot of greed does

    • @lukebrommage2420
      @lukebrommage2420 4 роки тому

      @@Batman_94 like a spy card, just let's you draw 2 cards (doesn't go on opponents side or anything)

  • @paullikescashews1674
    @paullikescashews1674 5 років тому +15

    Is there something I missing. Do you get bonus points for checking the graveyard over and over and over again

    • @mike9424
      @mike9424 5 років тому +6

      He was probably checking if the graveyard has anymore spy cards because the opponent might have a 'reviving' card

    • @annayudin290
      @annayudin290 4 роки тому

      I didn't even know you could check their graveyard. TMYK

  • @theloniouswolf6504
    @theloniouswolf6504 3 роки тому +7

    I can't lie I recently retried to play the Witcher 3 for the 4th time and I'm happy I finally gave it a real shot after all those time I finally sympathize with the game enough to know why people

    • @ninjadog5800
      @ninjadog5800 2 роки тому +4

      True it is always nice to know how people

  • @Domms
    @Domms 24 дні тому

    Had fun tryharding for 1h yesterday to beat Yoana with my level 5 Northern Realm deck, if it weren't for my 3 commander horns + 2 spies + 3 frost, I couldn't have done it. But it felt damn good.

  • @Sonnensturm
    @Sonnensturm 5 років тому

    Krank. Richtig gut gemacht. War schon froh, als ich die 187 für mein Archievement hatte

  • @Makko2225
    @Makko2225 3 роки тому +6

    Браво! Великолепная партия. Никогда не видел таких манипуляций с ИИ, моё уважение

    • @TyomSanych
      @TyomSanych 2 роки тому +1

      Да чёт как-т ваще жёстко!)

  • @pamesankaese
    @pamesankaese 6 років тому +6

    Ahh, the good old times when horn doubled the points, you could use CA spies for days and weather set all units to 1 :D
    Kinda miss those times in Standalone Gwent but at the same time it was way too unbalanced so its probably better its gone there^^

  • @ampermafia
    @ampermafia 4 роки тому +3

    Nobody
    This guy:
    XxGwentMaster69xX

  • @kwinks.
    @kwinks. Місяць тому +1

    watching you play hurts my physically

  • @incridible3113
    @incridible3113 2 роки тому

    GG THAT SPY IN THE EARLY GAME THOUGH! What a strategy!

    • @kretztech
      @kretztech  2 роки тому +1

      Play Gwint and buy all cards. No spezial strategy. Early after Skellige maybe as a strategy.

  • @Lili-wc4ku
    @Lili-wc4ku 4 роки тому +3

    even if the opponent has passed the round and is down to his last life anyway you gotta play all your cards and really show off ✊