Honestly, it really would be; Just, out of nowhere, a Tarkus pops in to get a 1-2 dead-angle combo on both, gets smashed, and then he rolls away from a second smash. He hornet backstabs one golem, and then trades hits while two-hand thrusting the other. A running attack finishes off the golem that was backstabbed, and then the Tarkus fat rolls through a wind slash, capitalizing it with a stabbing roll attack before punctuating with a disrespectful backhanding R1.
Annoying backstabber? Hmmm all I see is two iron golum gankers. Although they are doing it for a video which is amusing if you ran across this you would be upset.
The Demopan i watched his video and i didnt like it. First of all he tried too hard to be "scary". Secondly facecam. And the last thing - music. He wasnt scary at all compared to these guys.
this is the right way to gank. do something with a theme, cosplay, partner builds that are limited in power for the gankys sake. jolly cooporation. jolly good.
I love the one guy throwing the lightning, and you just block it like it's nothing, then casually one shot him. That might be my favorite part. Either that or the time one of you just walked around the dragon breath. Again, all casual like.
if you ever played dark souls before the DLC and remember the ninja flipping havels that were 5000 times more scary than this build than no this is not scary in the slightest. id rather fight 3 of this build simultaneously than another ninja flipping havel from before the DLC.
DarkHazard Actually, they'll just adapt to your "backstab to oblivion" tactic since both players are actually good when they play for real and not simply for the giggles. Then your plan to chain will be ineffective as you'd be telegraphing your behavior in the fight(s).
You can place a sign on the ground that allows another player to summon you to their world. Usually it's used for help clearing a level/beating a boss, but it can also be used for shenanigans like this.
I loved the guy who sees 2 iron fleshed iron golem tanks and thinks : let me use power within, the thing that is used to BURST PEOPLE DOWN, you know, the thing I won;t eb able to do to these two
Coming back to watch this in 2022 makes me even more upset with DS3 and the dumb choice of making heavy armor and poise useless. This video brings me much joy lol.
for some reason, i just love the music. it mixes so well with whats happening, Its like the techno version of a tuba and instead of a fat guy its 2 iron lumber jacks
That is a Golem Axe. You can get it by upgrading a +10 axe with a Core of Iron Golem (that's just his soul you get when you kill him). You make a regular +10 axe to Golem Axe at the Giant Blacksmith in Anor Londo.
A Glutton boss you can use their soul to make a giant fork that not only acts as a spear but also as a trident, using the strong attack gains a small amount of health. I swear I would pay for that to be a weapon.
@Samed Tunc he has: LH: Composite bow RH: Falchion Helmet: Giant Armor: Hollow Thief Legs: Cleric (metal, not starter class) Gauntlets: Not sure looks like Steel or Silver Knight
+GANK SPANK try it in ds3. poise actually is useless in that one. it literally makes no difference if you have 1 poise, or 99.99(the max). youll always get hit out of attacks at the same time.
Great build. Very tough. But honestly I kinda wanted to see someone beat you before the end of the video kinda like watching Jason Voorhees not being taken down. Also having a second Lumberjack build seemed a little OP since you seemed to be kicking their arses by yourself.
i havnt played the single player much, rly challenging, but these guys remind me of that iron knight you come across early in the game, at the undead cathedral or whatever, he's in that tunnel, too early to take him when you first encounter
I encountered a great example of the latter yesterday. I summon in at the only Darkwraith spawn, there's 2 phantoms and they all have full heavy armor, greathammers, and hornet rings. I die to them at least 3 times, and I'm so pissed off with the fact that its the only people I'm invading that I just quit and play and few hours later.
Doesnt look like they're 'relying' much. It just looks like they're using two to destroy, and if you notice, theres more than one dark spirit at a time more often than not. + the normal enemies that are always hidden body'd in the area and/or trees.
Also the best part about the forest is, unless you're part of the forest hunters, its most likely 2 spirits of vengeance after you... So they are ganking, but i love having a challenge :D
On the face of it it's ganking but when there is two cosplay builds with obvious disadvantages to have to take it for the fun that is intended. When you invade three Havels with large clubs, THAT'S GANGKING!
It's not ganking, it's Jolly Cooperation.
Perfect man
Agreed
its only ganking if you the one being jolly cooperated on.
^THIS NIGGA!😂
and to be honest the invaders can run hide they not have a great advantage at all
It would have been funny if a guy dressed as Tarkus just showed up and wrecked them both.
Honestly, it really would be;
Just, out of nowhere, a Tarkus pops in to get a 1-2 dead-angle combo on both, gets smashed, and then he rolls away from a second smash. He hornet backstabs one golem, and then trades hits while two-hand thrusting the other. A running attack finishes off the golem that was backstabbed, and then the Tarkus fat rolls through a wind slash, capitalizing it with a stabbing roll attack before punctuating with a disrespectful backhanding R1.
There was once legend of a golden golem that made the third member of the golem lumberjack force. But that's a rumor from long ago.
10 years later and still a fantastic video to watch. So much fun
I love how he looks behind him and slams the little annoying backstabber just before he tries to backstab. That made my day.
Annoying backstabber? Hmmm all I see is two iron golum gankers. Although they are doing it for a video which is amusing if you ran across this you would be upset.
***** There are /much/ worse ways to gank. :]
*****
By invading someones world, you risk facing up to 3 players, all possibly max level. You on the other hand, have nothing to lose. Stay upset.
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@@jon8114 gankers ? You know the forest hunter area is for invader gankers right?
quick! someone call 555-Tarkus
+Halow Alone What?
+Iron Tarkus we got 2 golems on the loose
Those are bros. No worries.
Tactical-Tarkus Inbound!
If this ain't the scariest shit ever I don't know what is. If I saw these guys coming after me I already know my fate is sealed.
Try SunlightBlade's Scariest Build Ever invasion series...ahahah everyone was running.(except when he was ganked by a couple of high-level players)
These fools mod. Rosie has other vids where she is clearly modding. Thats all Dorksouls was, modders and lab stabs.
Jason As long as her videos are entertaining and creative, nobody cares.
The Demopan
i watched his video and i didnt like it. First of all he tried too hard to be "scary". Secondly facecam. And the last thing - music. He wasnt scary at all compared to these guys.
Pretty much. "Run all you want, you'll only die tired."
To the people who ran up to them, tried to exchange melee blows and died... what else did they expect to happen? xD
something about this video that is so satisfying to watch
The way they walk, they chop chop chop and chop, and the god damn epic background music
this is the right way to gank. do something with a theme, cosplay, partner builds that are limited in power for the gankys sake. jolly cooporation. jolly good.
Holy... 10 years already.
Guess you became a certified part or my past now.
This is terrifying its like a horror movie.
1:50 the guy tries to swag walk it off after geting knocked on his ass multiple times
The Iron Flesh slow walk makes them seem like michael meyers straight out of a Halloween movie. Good touch.
out of many dark souls videos i have seen on this website
this is one of the coolest of them
i really enjoyed watching this
Just came back to this masterpiece after 10 years
*Playing Dark Souls*
*sees these two*
*double middle finger*
*logs off*
*quits game*
*quits life*
*quits universe*
you can run... but everyone gets harvested in the end.
I love the one guy throwing the lightning, and you just block it like it's nothing, then casually one shot him. That might be my favorite part. Either that or the time one of you just walked around the dragon breath. Again, all casual like.
i like that video:
badass music
badass slow walking
badass fearless
badasses
badass music name too
Badass weapon!
it feel like i watching horror movie...
I found this to be one of the more entertaining Dark Souls PVP videos. Nice job guys.
this just got recommended to me and now i miss ds1 servers even more now
the way they just slowly walk towards them with the music playing is so fucking hilarious
id honestly be terrified if someone was walkin at me like that, kinda like the murderer in a horror film can just walk and catch up to u
Badass slow walking
Anyone who says they weren't scared by this is obviously a liar. I swear to god, as soon as I seen those two I'd jump off a cliff.
For the Emperor.
if you ever played dark souls before the DLC and remember the ninja flipping havels that were 5000 times more scary than this build than no this is not scary in the slightest. id rather fight 3 of this build simultaneously than another ninja flipping havel from before the DLC.
DarkHazard Actually, they'll just adapt to your "backstab to oblivion" tactic since both players are actually good when they play for real and not simply for the giggles. Then your plan to chain will be ineffective as you'd be telegraphing your behavior in the fight(s).
Record and then upload your success and I'll give you a cookie for giving backbone to your word. :'3
Nigga I close my application
Still one of my favourite ever Dark Souls videos. The idea is just so cool and even the god-awful music is just perfect! ♥
I love this video because of how the music matches with the pace of the golems walking.
Gotta love those guys that lure you over to an area that you think is a duel and a sunbro comes out behind you and tries backstabbin' ya
This is like some kind of DaS 2-tier boss design.
Music is like hamburgers for my ears man, shit's so cash.
One of best compliments I've heard towards anything this year.
2:48 GIANTDAD! GIANTDAD RIGHT THERE!
Not even the legend can stand up to such reckless terror.
+SCP Pinkamena That casul isn't using Giantdad's gear. Therefore he isn't Giantdad.
+SCP Pinkamena yes but he died like a shit
+SCP Pinkamena THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!!
+RadicalFladical Well, he may have not died, BUT HE GOT RECKT M8Y!
It must be terrifying to see two heavily armored guys walking towards you with big, hulking axes. Not running, just walking....
Gives a whole new meaning to slow and steady.
Как-же это было давно но весело :)
Good old days when the poise actually worked.
The original gankstas
you know your a boss when you dont even have to run you just walk slowly for the added terror
That's one of the most creative thing I've seen in Souls games~
Hey remember when Poise was a thing...
Remember when souls games had community
Who else is here in 2023 to rewatch this masterpiece
Yeah. Miss that ds1 days...
Estoy en 2024 jaja
This..... This is what rape looks like.
you can run but you cant hide from the iron brothers
You can place a sign on the ground that allows another player to summon you to their world. Usually it's used for help clearing a level/beating a boss, but it can also be used for shenanigans like this.
Time after time, in the wings, you can see him
He's only looking for fun, in his dreams; Ah...
Watch the attack of the mad axeman!
I loved the guy who sees 2 iron fleshed iron golem tanks and thinks : let me use power within, the thing that is used to BURST PEOPLE DOWN, you know, the thing I won;t eb able to do to these two
That cat got her shit rocked lol
Oh God. This is like seeing Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers coming at you.
Coming back to watch this in 2022 makes me even more upset with DS3 and the dumb choice of making heavy armor and poise useless. This video brings me much joy lol.
Ganking at its finest.
Well, they are slow as fuck plus the cosplay duo was sick!
yeah it was pretty cool.
Look at the song name. JUST LOOK AT IT!!!
It all makes sense now!
How fitting.
for some reason, i just love the music. it mixes so well with whats happening,
Its like the techno version of a tuba and instead of a fat guy its 2 iron lumber jacks
That is a Golem Axe. You can get it by upgrading a +10 axe with a Core of Iron Golem (that's just his soul you get when you kill him). You make a regular +10 axe to Golem Axe at the Giant Blacksmith in Anor Londo.
Jesus Christ how fucking horrifying.
There are some things that you fuck with.
This is one of those things that you just *don't*
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man, boss weapons in ds1 were truly unique compared to ds2. I hope ds3 has some orgasmic boss weapons
+C.A “DamagdHart64” Noble Some boss weapons were pretty cool, such as the bell,
A Glutton boss you can use their soul to make a giant fork that not only acts as a spear but also as a trident, using the strong attack gains a small amount of health.
I swear I would pay for that to be a weapon.
+C.A ”DamagdHart64” Noble
I still can't believe they didn't give Pursuer UGS a soulsuck stab.
Ds2 have the best weapons
+Kassadin The Void Walker with exact same movesets
I love how you guys just double chopped everyone senseless. XD BEST CHARACTERS EVER!
@Samed Tunc he has:
LH: Composite bow
RH: Falchion
Helmet: Giant
Armor: Hollow Thief
Legs: Cleric (metal, not starter class)
Gauntlets: Not sure looks like Steel or Silver Knight
This is so insanely cool. ^^
New to DS here (about 70 hours in) - What weapon is that? It looks like greateaxe but these ones have a ranged attack?
Iron Golem's axe. You get it by defeating Iron Golem and using his soul to convert any axe +10 into his axe.
HydraWolf1 Tx man
SkewerHed Barberoussa Yeah
cant do shite like this is ds2 cause poise got useless 3:
+GANK SPANK try it in ds3. poise actually is useless in that one. it literally makes no difference if you have 1 poise, or 99.99(the max). youll always get hit out of attacks at the same time.
Tetra Digm ik its fuckin stupid #bringbackpoise
+GANK SPANK poise is working as intended
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Keagan Harris well i guess they intended it to be fucking pointless then
+GANK SPANK poise only works during hyperarmor frames. so yeah not completely useless.
*throws Very Good Wood Carving
Outstanding idea, good music, and very entertaining! I will like to try this build out
Iron Golem set, you can buy it from domhall underneath the bridge at Firelink Shrine.
2tanky4me
Music is kind of annoying but pretty good video, regardless.
What's ganking???
It's when a player waits with a phantom or 2 to get invaded and then the fight is 2on1 or 3on1 which isn't much fun to the invader.
Oohh ok.
omier44 Welp, it's their own fault. Invaders need a wake up call here and there.
Oxide The Master Mimic Lol, how would it be the invader's fault? You can't choose who you invade you know.
2v1
the casual sidestep at 1:41 is awesome
Such memories...
i feel like its a good video but for the wrong reasons.
dark souls 1 100 vezes melhor que o dark souls 2 ..Dark souls >dark souls 2 , bloodborne
true
This music's fucking annoying.
What are you doing here? This video is 12 years old now...
Great build. Very tough. But honestly I kinda wanted to see someone beat you before the end of the video kinda like watching Jason Voorhees not being taken down. Also having a second Lumberjack build seemed a little OP since you seemed to be kicking their arses by yourself.
the music just fucks you up automatically. its just fantastic!!
The way you guys just walked right up to the enemy was probably the most boss thing I've ever seen in a video game!
That Golem's armour... I really should suit myself up in that and get the Golem's Axe, and just stand around somewhere cutting trees.
That Backstab fish at 2:33 is hilarious
i havnt played the single player much, rly challenging, but these guys remind me of that iron knight you come across early in the game, at the undead cathedral or whatever, he's in that tunnel, too early to take him when you first encounter
this song goes perfect with the way they walk in this
This was probably Vin Diesel's best acting role.
Thats the iron golems axe, it heavy attack is the whirlwind thing he does to you when you enter his boss fight arena
Maybe he is in the covenant called "Warrior of the sunlight",because it makes your phantom glow golden.
I love how the build is pretty damn effective even though it seems like it's too slow.
I encountered a great example of the latter yesterday. I summon in at the only Darkwraith spawn, there's 2 phantoms and they all have full heavy armor, greathammers, and hornet rings. I die to them at least 3 times, and I'm so pissed off with the fact that its the only people I'm invading that I just quit and play and few hours later.
this video in combination with the fights and the music is so epic
1:13 I though that guy was going for a heal, then I remembered that this is Dark Souls 1.
You could almost feel the hopelessness of the last invader as they watched the two of them cut down that cat like it was absolutely nothing.
*Sees Iron Golems approaching* ..... We're going to need a whole lot of dark bead....
That reminds me of Homeworld's Garden of Khadesh. "You will join us or you will die. There is no withdrawal from the garden."
Doesnt look like they're 'relying' much. It just looks like they're using two to destroy, and if you notice, theres more than one dark spirit at a time more often than not. + the normal enemies that are always hidden body'd in the area and/or trees.
Also the best part about the forest is, unless you're part of the forest hunters, its most likely 2 spirits of vengeance after you... So they are ganking, but i love having a challenge :D
Truly one must never assume that slow movement makes for an easy kill. That's one sexy build, I gotta say!
Awesome video man.. just love the fact that u guys only walked really slowly so its looks more badass :D
A true tank of horror!
You guys were badass of the badass, now I must upgrade my Iron Golem Axe
No, you just got to put your summon sign down and wait for them to see it, also make sure you're near the same level.
There were 2v2s. If you consider a red and blue phantom a 2, that is. And I believe there were a couple blue pairs.
On the face of it it's ganking but when there is two cosplay builds with obvious disadvantages to have to take it for the fun that is intended. When you invade three Havels with large clubs, THAT'S GANGKING!
Just as good as the first time i watched it 8 years ago timeless