@@jameson1239 Human logic, you can never have to many nukes. I agree that if we ever scrap that no weapons in space treaty it only means there will now be nukes in the ocean, underground, in orbit and on the moon just in case.
@@ZackeTheBrute I mean, we can technically have weapons in orbit, it's just illegal for them to be Laser, Nuclear, Chemical or Biological. There's a reason why Rods From Gods is a common idea in near future military games.
When I heard "an isolated bit of code" my brain went "welp, this is either a virus or a rick roll, and if it's a rick roll, then that means she's already got a backdoor and doesn't need your help." Ah, humans. So predictable when you are one. So insane when you're not.
Honestly, do you really think you can predict a persons actions Humans have gone down and fallen into the deepest fires of hell and others rise up the heavens gates. There’s no real way to predict human actions with a accurate degree of precision
My intention was that the design of human level intelligence AIs was heavily based on the human brain (after all, its the only example we have of human level intelligence, seems like a good starting point if you want something that's a 'person' instead of just a machine. If you take something that thinks a lot like a human, immerse it in human culture, and treat it like a person... you get something an awful lot like a human.
Probably a bit of both, in a way. The structure of the circuit, chaotic as it seems, is likely designed such that the software can utilize the circuit pths freely, forming and breaking psths as needed like the a proper neural network.
@@IceFire9yt yes its also best to let them grow up naturally like children. Hopefully our governments dont make a retarted mistake of creating a child and treating as a beast in a machines body because were ganna get yeeted very quickly.
if an alien tried to look at the coding for windows his head would explode. Ther have been so many hotfixes, patches, and abandoned code. That even now, no human fully understands it all.
What about the coconut that makes TF2 work, or the fact some of the comments in the code include 'WTF" "This shouldn't work" "I changed nothing how does this work better now?!!" and more gems.
Never give a troll access, especially when that troll is an AI, they will steal your secrets and hack your systems then troll you after its too late to stop them
I can't possibly imagine the sheer disappointment and despair that alien felt when in the middle of a war he finally cracks a seemingly important file. Then he gets rickrolled. Truly that AI is as human as it gets to have kept that so securely, I bet she did it just in case for this exact scenario just to feck with whoever tried to get information from her.
As soon as the AI started making references I knew it was going to start trolling. And when they mentioned the media file with audio I knew it was going to be a rick roll
First story ending: "One moment we need to check the records of why all were detonated..." Several minutes later "So good news and a question. Good news your have survived the worst of the worst and defeat the greatest threat in space in one encounter. Now my question... WHY DID YOU HAVE THAT IN PLACE?!"
Human scientist : We need to make combat AI incase aliens come for us... But we're afraid they may try to kill us if they decide we're unfit... What do we do? Human Soldier: Let's design it to shitpost and have free will and make cultural references. Human Scientist: Well... It's worth a try. **Few months Later** Alien Scientist: *Balled up on the floor crying as the AI hasn't stopped playing 1700's sea shanties and is actively taken over their planets defense system.*
@@jameson1239 Ladies and gentlemen of Mother Earth. I come baring Great news, Terrible news and Worse news. The great news is that we have successfully created humanities very first fully, functional and aware AI. The terrible news is that it was created based off of a UA-camr and has reviled itself to be a shitposter of the highest order. The Worse news is that it’s already begun making videos and flooding our communications with memes. All-in-all, I believe we have taken a major step in our continued quest to make reality our bitch and bring about the rise of the cat and fox girls we were promised so long ago.
I have no doubt in my mind that the poor xeno that got rickrolled ended up committing unsubscribe-from-life in prison due to mankind's twisted and seemingly random sense of humor while being tortured with the VeggieTales episode involving the prediction of randomly-generated humor
First one - sounds like the aliens decided that allying with humanity was far safer than not doing so. The second one, the AI was not "captured" it was left behind for the aliens to pick up - it was figuratively and literally a Trojan Horse. Got into the aliens computer network and took over. There was an episode of Babylon 5 where a future researcher made AI simulations of the B5 command staff to find a way to beat and enslave others, and the AI Garibaldi kept the scientist distracted while overriding systems and had the "enemy" strike the side the scientist was working for. Misdirection.
Yeah saw that episode... That was such a wonderful scene, especially after the scientist learned that the AI Garibaldi doomed him. He started to run, all while nukes target his position. Such a good scene
Really liked that episode. Forced the others to work for him after they resisted backing the scientist's fascist government. The scientist didn't bother with Garibaldi til last. Fatal mistake.
Aliens: we are going to destroy your whole species. Humanity: Yo, by the way, V I B E C H E C K Other aliens: wow they are so peaceful they got rid of all their nukes Humans: wanna bet?
Giant deadly fleet warps in, disabling all communication, following their usual procedures, BAM! All the failsafe nukes that were in orbit blows them up from behind due to the disabled communication, thus said deadly fleet flees for their lives and just seconds later some other fellas warp in and congratulate humans for something they didn't do knowingly, that sure is one big coincidence. As for the later story, that alien scientist should had isolated the ai's access to the system, poor fella didn't realize he was played for a fool till it was too late.
Yeah I need to do that too don't I. For all of us that don't have any videos posted here on UA-cam... We need to make just one. Start it out with a basic introduction of yourself. And then add the video.
LMAO. As soon as I heard Audio File I started whistling the song, sure enough XD I think the icing on the cake was your blatant refusal to sing it and instead speed read the lyrics, which honestly only made it better.
Not a digitized mind but a cybernetic nano built Brain 🧠. Nanobots slowly replacing organic with cybernetic, "rebuilding" as the mind adapts to the replacement as it progresses the rebuild.
The first part make me laugh so hard, my parents think, I’m high on dr*g and I imagine all of galaxy surprise and happy that a new coming race “human” destroy 86% fleet that spread terror all across the galaxy. The human side most be thinking “ wtf was that” and medal, reward and trade with reasonable prices across the galaxy. All in the name of “protecting people”.
the 2nd story makes me remember that theres a coconut.jpg in the team fortress 2 code and if there is no picture in that section of code the game just wont start
1st story : "Come get some more!" 2nd story : Rick Rolled. 😂 That's so human. I have to wonder if Amelia wanders around her ship in android form and forming "relationships".
Yes, we used our entire stockpile of nukes against those bastards. It won't be long before will be able to completely replace them... By better ones as our technology have progressed quite a bit since those where made. Amelia really Rick Rolled those aliens... And she effortlessly subverted ALL of their systems.
Yeap, let's just let this AI, that we know is much better than ours, access to our systems, either deliberately or by carelessness. What could possibly go wrong? If you're smart, you treat that with the highest level of containment. It is always in a box or room which blocks all known means of communication and has a "signal " lock similar to an air lock. No electronic devices come out. No stored data comes out. Power is either generated inside the containment, or is routed in via a method that doesn't allow it to be used to send a signal out. Then again, if you're smart, you don't start a war with humans in these type stories in the first place.. heh
11:41 he got, GNOMED! Seriously though, this reminds me of a video and comment that said that when North Korea captured a bunch of American spies, they were giving them the middle fingers, the north Koreans confused ask them what it was, and the American spies said it was a welcoming gesture 😂🤣👌 Also the first story is one of my favorites, humanity in that story was INCREDIBLY lucky ahahaha 😂👌 more preoccupied with their internal conflicts they cared not for the intergalactic Community, just said "attack us again and we'll obliterate you" to the wrong aliens haha 😂 the aliens revealed themselves to Humanity mistakenly thinking they were removing their superweapons,they weren't Lol 🤣
The second story: The plotline of one of the individual stories from Babylon 5 "Sleeping in the Light" which is on UA-cam under "Garibaldi Pawns future Nazis."
"we do an interstellar amount of trolling"
-Amelia
yarp
The first story was literally just,
"I'll fuckin' do it again"
There’s no way humans would put all there nukes in satellites there have to be a few nuclear submarines patrolling the ocean depths
Well, when your last nuke goes boom and a new fleet arrives to say hello, you have to bluff that you have spares.
@@jameson1239 Human logic, you can never have to many nukes. I agree that if we ever scrap that no weapons in space treaty it only means there will now be nukes in the ocean, underground, in orbit and on the moon just in case.
@@stevedixon921 who’s saying it was a bluff? A hyuh we’d do it again and most likely were all ready making even more as they spoke A-hyuh hyuh!
@@ZackeTheBrute I mean, we can technically have weapons in orbit, it's just illegal for them to be Laser, Nuclear, Chemical or Biological. There's a reason why Rods From Gods is a common idea in near future military games.
When I heard "an isolated bit of code" my brain went "welp, this is either a virus or a rick roll, and if it's a rick roll, then that means she's already got a backdoor and doesn't need your help."
Ah, humans. So predictable when you are one. So insane when you're not.
*looks at human mind* WELCOME TO HELL!
Isn't the Rick roll a virus, a memematic one
Honestly, do you really think you can predict a persons actions
Humans have gone down and fallen into the deepest fires of hell and others rise up the heavens gates. There’s no real way to predict human actions with a accurate degree of precision
I only caught on when the alien said was a media file. Well done
@@heartlessnobody1143 This is Humanity, welcome to Jackass!!!
Story 1
Death Fleet: "Surprise Cockbags!"
Humanity: "No. U." *Uno Reverse trap card activates*
"Uhh, sir. There's nuclear armaments headed towards our rears!"
"Private, the Admiral can't hear us, he's got his air pods i-"
lol
rickrolling an alien species is such a good way to introduce them to internet culture XD
Goatsie
That rickroll was likely also a Trojan program.
@@doctorbright1065 which would be a very internet culture thing to do
Part of me believes it's not an AI, but the digitization of a human mind.
Depends on the setting whether uploaded/digitally cloned/copied human minds count as AI or not, so could be both.
At what point is there no difference?
My intention was that the design of human level intelligence AIs was heavily based on the human brain (after all, its the only example we have of human level intelligence, seems like a good starting point if you want something that's a 'person' instead of just a machine. If you take something that thinks a lot like a human, immerse it in human culture, and treat it like a person... you get something an awful lot like a human.
Probably a bit of both, in a way.
The structure of the circuit, chaotic as it seems, is likely designed such that the software can utilize the circuit pths freely, forming and breaking psths as needed like the a proper neural network.
@@IceFire9yt yes its also best to let them grow up naturally like children. Hopefully our governments dont make a retarted mistake of creating a child and treating as a beast in a machines body because were ganna get yeeted very quickly.
if an alien tried to look at the coding for windows his head would explode. Ther have been so many hotfixes, patches, and abandoned code. That even now, no human fully understands it all.
Some who descend to that abyss don’t come out… much less someone who wasn’t expecting a rickroll
What about the coconut that makes TF2 work, or the fact some of the comments in the code include 'WTF" "This shouldn't work" "I changed nothing how does this work better now?!!" and more gems.
Never give a troll access, especially when that troll is an AI, they will steal your secrets and hack your systems then troll you after its too late to stop them
yarp
I can't possibly imagine the sheer disappointment and despair that alien felt when in the middle of a war he finally cracks a seemingly important file. Then he gets rickrolled. Truly that AI is as human as it gets to have kept that so securely, I bet she did it just in case for this exact scenario just to feck with whoever tried to get information from her.
probably
War is may always be hell, but sometimes it's funny as hell.
That first story... as a human who used to be a crewman on a nuclear weapons system... can confirm.
I'm sure the AI also mentioned something about a ground-pound, but the alien was so strained at that point they never mentioned it
I'm also certain that she would be doing it to a mother figure. But the xeno would have troubles knowing what that meant.
As soon as the AI started making references I knew it was going to start trolling. And when they mentioned the media file with audio I knew it was going to be a rick roll
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First story ending: "One moment we need to check the records of why all were detonated..." Several minutes later "So good news and a question. Good news your have survived the worst of the worst and defeat the greatest threat in space in one encounter. Now my question... WHY DID YOU HAVE THAT IN PLACE?!"
"We love mutually assured destruction."
@@zachmansfield6640 Because we’re M.A.D.🤪
You know the really funny part about this entire thing is all by accident basically if I'm to understand this correctly
We call it "Contingency plan B" XD
Hahaha. I like Amelia's sense of humour.
Especially the reference to HAL.
Norrey didn't do research. And sometimes, humans are too wild to approach without it.
The AI story made me giggle uncontrollably, thanks I needed that.
:)
Human scientist : We need to make combat AI incase aliens come for us... But we're afraid they may try to kill us if they decide we're unfit... What do we do?
Human Soldier: Let's design it to shitpost and have free will and make cultural references.
Human Scientist: Well... It's worth a try.
**Few months Later**
Alien Scientist: *Balled up on the floor crying as the AI hasn't stopped playing 1700's sea shanties and is actively taken over their planets defense system.*
Ah so even aliens can be Rick Rolled it seems. and to devastating results as well.
This is the kind of AI that would crack open a can of Monster, make a slurp sound, and then say "Liberal."
Someone did a brain map of the Russian badger and turned it into an AI
@@jameson1239 that would be interesting in a good way
@@jameson1239 Ladies and gentlemen of Mother Earth. I come baring Great news, Terrible news and Worse news. The great news is that we have successfully created humanities very first fully, functional and aware AI. The terrible news is that it was created based off of a UA-camr and has reviled itself to be a shitposter of the highest order. The Worse news is that it’s already begun making videos and flooding our communications with memes.
All-in-all, I believe we have taken a major step in our continued quest to make reality our bitch and bring about the rise of the cat and fox girls we were promised so long ago.
@@jameson1239 Screw the Russian Badger, that AI was pure Ratel, 100% Honey Badger. Sorry, but they make Russian Badgers look like lapdogs.....
@@alganhar1 theRussianbadger is a UA-camr known for shitposting
I have no doubt in my mind that the poor xeno that got rickrolled ended up committing unsubscribe-from-life in prison due to mankind's twisted and seemingly random sense of humor while being tortured with the VeggieTales episode involving the prediction of randomly-generated humor
First one - sounds like the aliens decided that allying with humanity was far safer than not doing so. The second one, the AI was not "captured" it was left behind for the aliens to pick up - it was figuratively and literally a Trojan Horse. Got into the aliens computer network and took over. There was an episode of Babylon 5 where a future researcher made AI simulations of the B5 command staff to find a way to beat and enslave others, and the AI Garibaldi kept the scientist distracted while overriding systems and had the "enemy" strike the side the scientist was working for. Misdirection.
Yeah saw that episode... That was such a wonderful scene, especially after the scientist learned that the AI Garibaldi doomed him. He started to run, all while nukes target his position. Such a good scene
Really liked that episode. Forced the others to work for him after they resisted backing the scientist's fascist government. The scientist didn't bother with Garibaldi til last. Fatal mistake.
That's the problem with copying someone like Garibaldi, you might just GET Garibaldi.
Oh man, the second part is perfect.
:)
Thank you! =)
@@IceFire9yt No, thank YOU.
The Trollest AI ever, I love it.
Summary of story one
Human: I didn’t hear no bell!
alien: But you don't have any more nu...
humanity: WE WILL STILL TROW MORE NUKE'S AT YOU.
it's like cakes.. you always have more room for cake! in this case the cake is a nuke!
"Well yes,failsafes worked and detonated all nukes... BUT WE WILL MAKE MORE TO THROW AT YA"
Aliens: we are going to destroy your whole species.
Humanity: Yo, by the way,
V I B E C H E C K
Other aliens: wow they are so peaceful they got rid of all their nukes
Humans: wanna bet?
Change my mind: the entirety of the second story is just an amazingly elaborate rickroll setup.
wouldn't be the first time
"Congratulations, you've empied your entire arsenal of nuclear weapons!"
"We discovered we just need a bigger arsenal"
Great reading! For the "AGRORITHM "
For the algorithm
Lol 😂 on first story. Very Americans.
On the second story, it seems obvious, that AIs of humans are considered partners rather than tools. Nice 👍.
:)
and to 117 Masterchief....
another thing to bang
That or they are digitized humans.
Giant deadly fleet warps in, disabling all communication, following their usual procedures, BAM! All the failsafe nukes that were in orbit blows them up from behind due to the disabled communication, thus said deadly fleet flees for their lives and just seconds later some other fellas warp in and congratulate humans for something they didn't do knowingly, that sure is one big coincidence.
As for the later story, that alien scientist should had isolated the ai's access to the system, poor fella didn't realize he was played for a fool till it was too late.
I pity Yorran
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
My boy just got ricked roled.
indeed
Hello is there an episode 2 to the death fleet it sounds funny as hell an I would love to hear more about it?
i will have a look when i get a chance
Thats one of the most Human things i've ever heard.
Thanks to Amelia, part of me now wants to hide a rick roll in everything I make.
lol
you know the rules....
Do it. You know what must be done.....
Yeah I need to do that too don't I. For all of us that don't have any videos posted here on UA-cam... We need to make just one. Start it out with a basic introduction of yourself. And then add the video.
Awsome! very fun listening to your stories makes my stay in the hospital more bearable, stupid apendex attacked me, again a big thank you!!!
Hope you get well
@@oniris3326 Thank you
Glad its helping , hope you get better soon
did you attack it back?
LMAO. As soon as I heard Audio File I started whistling the song, sure enough XD
I think the icing on the cake was your blatant refusal to sing it and instead speed read the lyrics, which honestly only made it better.
:)
I can picture Amelia's debriefing. "And the I rickrolled him."
Nah that would be a war crime
I almost expected an all your base are belong to us reference in the first one
Not a digitized mind but a cybernetic nano built Brain 🧠. Nanobots slowly replacing organic with cybernetic, "rebuilding" as the mind adapts to the replacement as it progresses the rebuild.
If I'd known of Amelia earlier, I might have taken my computer science classes more seriously
An AI that quotes Star Wars and Rick Rolls people? I am in love.
congratulations you have used you nuclear stockpile. Yeah and well do it again! also AI rick rolling is awesome best method of counter-warfare.
yarp
Poor xeno got Rick rolled in worst way possiple
The first part make me laugh so hard, my parents think, I’m high on dr*g and I imagine all of galaxy surprise and happy that a new coming race “human” destroy 86% fleet that spread terror all across the galaxy. The human side most be thinking “ wtf was that” and medal, reward and trade with reasonable prices across the galaxy. All in the name of “protecting people”.
For the eternal inexorable march of the algorithm
For the algorithm
"It laughed at me. A lot" 😂
Standard practice for ai and ship data when a hack fails should be a Rick roll
the 2nd story makes me remember that theres a coconut.jpg in the team fortress 2 code and if there is no picture in that section of code the game just wont start
Amelia sounds like a descendant AI from Mycroft Holmes from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Heinlein.
1st story : "Come get some more!"
2nd story : Rick Rolled. 😂 That's so human. I have to wonder if Amelia wanders around her ship in android form and forming "relationships".
Makes sense humans are the best at malware
Ok, so story 2: That's a fucking weaponized AI. That is a terrifying concept. Simply by programming an AI to troll an enemy. WOW.
I saw the line (Music starts) and started to hyperventilate. Legends.
Amelia is a pinnacle of human technology
For the algorithm & for Amelia!
For the algorithm
The Ai is the definition of a chad, she rick rolled her lmao
Yes, we used our entire stockpile of nukes against those bastards. It won't be long before will be able to completely replace them... By better ones as our technology have progressed quite a bit since those where made.
Amelia really Rick Rolled those aliens... And she effortlessly subverted ALL of their systems.
Yeap, let's just let this AI, that we know is much better than ours, access to our systems, either deliberately or by carelessness. What could possibly go wrong?
If you're smart, you treat that with the highest level of containment. It is always in a box or room which blocks all known means of communication and has a "signal " lock similar to an air lock. No electronic devices come out. No stored data comes out. Power is either generated inside the containment, or is routed in via a method that doesn't allow it to be used to send a signal out.
Then again, if you're smart, you don't start a war with humans in these type stories in the first place.. heh
Oh god. Amelia took less than 2 weeks to basically take control of everything. I love it.
Thank you for the reading
Also I subscribed SO CALL OFF THE NANITES ALREADY!
Memo sent to the department of "letting em know" , they take things easy down there. May be a while before they get your memo
@@AgroSquerril DAAAAAAA!!!
That was the worst American accent I've heard this decade. Absolutely beautiful. Good show
both stories: oops
2nd story....you've been rick rolled
Dudr, why does this sound like something inspired ftom Bungie's Marathon trilogy games along with trolling memes? :D
TFW the AI trolls the tech boi
Second story: and that is why I do not click most of those links in peoples posts, that video/prank is going to exist forever.
Alas poor Yorran, thou hast been Rick Rolled
yarp
Well done, not just the alien but everyone here got rickrolled by Agro and they didn't realize it. Impressive.
:)
I would love to meet Amila and buy her a drink......... what do AI drink? Surely they have some equivalent.
All hail the Great and Powerful Algorithmus! For they have blessed thee!
aggro means anger / threat /heat management
agro means agricultural
Second story: dude just got galactically trolled and rickrolled, good job us
Bless the Squerril
For the algorithm
Entire stockpile?? That wasn’t even the half
Never thought I'd get Rick rolled on this channel... well done!🤣
We tend to troll the other species...
We do a little troling
Alien You got Rick Rolled and trolled hard.
Energy to the Algorithem.
Not even the aliens are safe from the Rick roll
no one is
ROFL!!!! Rick rolled on a story ,that's great!!!
That was great.
I could just see this being a random meme generator.
I know what sort of twisted mind... Did some work for Ray Parks. The guy is brilliant.
11:41 he got, GNOMED! Seriously though, this reminds me of a video and comment that said that when North Korea captured a bunch of American spies, they were giving them the middle fingers, the north Koreans confused ask them what it was, and the American spies said it was a welcoming gesture 😂🤣👌
Also the first story is one of my favorites, humanity in that story was INCREDIBLY lucky ahahaha 😂👌 more preoccupied with their internal conflicts they cared not for the intergalactic Community, just said "attack us again and we'll obliterate you" to the wrong aliens haha 😂 the aliens revealed themselves to Humanity mistakenly thinking they were removing their superweapons,they weren't Lol 🤣
so what im getting is that AIs are basically digitized brains of real people, and this Amelia is a massive troll
Or she was fed a bunch of data from the internet after being constructed and is therefore an absolute troll
For the algorithm and the narrator.
For the algorithm
Don't forget the Rick Rolling.
Nothing like getting Rick rolled by a trogon file lol
The second story: The plotline of one of the individual stories from Babylon 5 "Sleeping in the Light" which is on UA-cam under "Garibaldi Pawns future Nazis."
The Rick Roll is immortal
I laughed when i read he was Rick Rolled.
:)
Bwahahahaha! That one was Priceless!
How many knew it was a "Rick Roll" lol
Paranoia as a Survival Mechanism.
I can't believe we got rick rolled via text.
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm