God I Love Sassy Goddess Korone [Hololive]
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- Опубліковано 4 вер 2024
- This is the third year she's done this, and it's just as hilarious every time.
For Tanabata (Japanese Star Festival held on 7/7), Korone takes on the role of the celestial maiden to answer the wishes of her listeners.
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【#叶えてころさん】告知アリ★七夕なので、天女が願い事を聞きに来ました!2022【ホロライブ/戌神ころね】
• 【#叶えてころさん】告知アリ★七夕なので、天...
I love that she's pausing the BGM before answering. It makes it even funnier
I also noticed
It adds to the abrupt confrontation with reality when she rebukes every request lol
"I wish for money"
"I also want money."
Im surprised it didnt rain SCs when she said that
aqua moment
Koro-san: I've come to grant your wishes.
Listener-san: Wow! Okay, I wi--
Koro-san: *No.*
Nah. She only came to listen to the wishes.
“I’ve come to grant all your wishes, but also *NO* “
Listener-San: Please come and take out the trash.
Goddess Korone: I would but I don't think I could lift you.
Listener-san: But I don't even watch Ui-mama...
The absolute Chad who said "I wanna be General Grievous"
She does make a good point. Since General Grievous exists, and you wish to be him, even if you were like... Made into him you wouldn't really BE him lol
You'd be Major Malevolence instead.
@@S.A.F.T.I Not even that, just Minor Inconvenience
the great 3:00 Grievous Shogun
All-accpeting Okayu has to be balanced out with all-rejecting Korone, I guess lol
I love when she answer the temperature question it was basically,” I am sorry but you would to speak with my manager about that, I am not allow to change the temperature, I am just a regular employee”.
they should be sending wishes to Fauna for that one
@@SonicRyan1992 Thats sending the wishes to the person turning the heat up to punish us for our sins in the first place.
“That’s way above my pay grade”
“Would be nice if you could wake up, huh?” Damn girl, talk about existential horror
💀
Korone mixing in real advice with her hilarious troll answers made this even funnier. And the music cutting out every time she does an answer is already so funny
I think Korone is the best Vtuber ever. I finally admitted it. Nobody can overpower her.
my goddess prone to setting everything on fire can :D
@@Thranotheoneandonly sorry bro, but there is so many goddesses who set things on fire I know not who you talk about anymore. They all crazy.
Miko - burns down houses
Fauna/Flare - Burn down Forests
Okayu - Burns down Korone
Korone - woo woo woo 🚀 launcher
@@AoiBento sorry I'm old(34) and do not keep up with hololive I just have my clips and such of the ones I like and I'm talking about miko
@@Thranotheoneandonly
> old
> 34
Bro, you are not old, I'm 34 too :)
@@Thranotheoneandonly 34 isn't old bro 😂 your soul is still full of youthful
"I want to build a wonderful family together with Koro-san."
"In your dreams."
That's good enough for me, I'll take it.
I am sure that listener-san just wanted to find a girl and adopt Koro-san as their dog XD
No wonder everyone wanted to go to bed after that wish...
This clip perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Korone and chat. The chat being memelords ("I wish for you to take my trash out", "I want money", "I wish to be General Grievous") and Korone responding to each in a very wittingly way. Love it!
Finally, a more useless god than aqua
Lmaooi
She truly was channeling Aqua levels of Damegaminessness
What a realistic Goddess. But hey a man can dream okay
She truly is at her cutest, when holding listener-san in a chokehold !
3:45 It was so nice of you to clip this for the Koronesuki who only watches clips.
I mean, how else were they gonna find out they've been sentenced to watch Korone's streams for a month?
I mean, I watch her streams anyways. Being sentenced to it is just a bonus
@@PythonRiddler This was specifically about someone who said they only watch clips… That's the whole point 😂
Enter the "joke's on you, I'm into that shit" meme
Is this the fabled Dog God that I've been hearing, the God of Fingers...
3:36 - went from 0 to 100 real quick
Yubi goddess has spoken.
I'm surprised you left out that adorable "Chicken of the sea!" song she did! But the General Grievous rant was top tier
The guy who wanted to become General Grievous really caught me off guard 😂
Grievous shogun
I love Korone for this, The levels of Sass is peerless! Its like a fusion of Aqua and Megumin.
1:36 This is pure evil goddess.
Korone cannot give back the yubis
She has already chewed them away to nothing but bone fragments
1:31 "I wish I could live in a place that cost 80,000 yen."
That's actually the cost of Korone's current rent.
It's almost as if that's the exact reason why they said that.
@@-Devy- Obviously it is, but I figured the people viewing the video wouldn't necessarily know that.
@@-Devy- maybe, but that sounds like real cheap rent. Rent here is more often than not over 1,000 us dollars. One of my relatives are paying like 2k in a rather run down looking neighborhood.
@@popenieafantome9527 different salaries. Dumb to say its cheap. It takes 300$ a month in rent in my country, but avg salary is 400$ so its actually too damn expensive
@@ckmishn3664 i didn't know and ran to chat to explain so thanks for that, Rent here where I live is about for a 1 bedroom 1,200$ unless your renting just a room which is 600$. I Wish I could pay 600$ for a 1 bedroom xD
3:36 that made me monkaS
Accurate representation of a god
"Help us please"
"Not my problem"
Well at least our doggo is honest…
Even if her honesty hurts…
I love how she's all like "I shall grant your wishes" and she either denies every single one, has an excuse, is argumentative about it in general, or just flat out ignores.
So basically, any other self-respecting god.
the pain on that guy when he confess to Korone must have been huge
Koronesuki: I wanna make a happy fam with korone.
Korone: In ur dreams *SAVAGE*
Korone is just the funniest
"I can't find a girlfriend. Could you find me someone nice?"
"Exit, swipe left."
"Would be nice if you could wake up, huh?" BAD! BAD DOG! ✝️👀
Wow, that FOMO she used was brutal.
"I won't archive and something epic may happen."
Listener: Can you make the summer less hot?
Korone: I'd love to, but that's above my pay grade.
“My head is itchy” had me rolling 😂😂
What a precious goddess. :D
"As punishment, you have to watch my streams for a whole month"
Is that really a punishment?
All I'm saying is, she didn't say no to the last wish thou...
3:45 Man, I felt that one lol.
"The worst she can say is no"
Korone's quick wit is just something else
Listener: Could you please take out my trash?
Goddess Korone: I would, but I don't think I could lift you
Listener: That's because you can't even pick up your own weight.
Listener: My wishes will never be granted.
Korone: Don’t give up guys!
Listener: I want to be General Grievous
Korone: That’s impossible
God Matsuri: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be godly!
3:36 This girl been watching too many horror films lately
i love how most of these are like your mom just laying it down and telling you the harsh truth as it is XD
Every time she pauses the music, I imagine a very loud record scratch.
"I wanna be General Grievous" lmao who wished that thats hilarious
“Dog-Pog-Has-Become-A-Very-Wise-God-Pog-Pog”
She's one of a kind. Love these clips.
"my head is itchy"
Shes surprisingly a reasonable goddess.
Koronesuki: *wishes*
Korone: ダメなんだよ、 ごめね~!
0:54 OOF HAHA
"Tsugiiiii" i love this world
TIL that General Grievous is called "Grievous Shogun" in japanese. My therapist was wrong, it was worth getting out of bed today
Peak "My job here is done/but you didnt do anything" and "Koro sans insanity" energy
Inugami Korosan living up to her name. Thank you god doggo! 🙏
I think this would make a good anime/manga. The idea of having local/national/global deities granting wishes, changing time of day, other natural phenomenon etc.
This gives me life, thank you.
"In your dreams" lol 🤣
1:49 I will not archive this stream
Clippers : Am I a joke to you ?
The Goddess of NOT granting wishes
some of these answers hit hard, but you just cant give up the habit xD
She's basically aqua
korone is the best doggo but a lousy wish granter
i am also still waiting for my vacation time from korone.
goddess bonking all wishes
0:55 damn that hurts
She is a vengeful goddess.
Korone: "Temperature isn't something I can control."
Here, I got your guy: "He's Mr. Freeze Miser, He's Mister Snow!"
Gurievous Shogun
Alternate title: Heartless Doggo Goddess Ruthlessly Crushes Dreams Of Followers
It's becoming increasingly unclear if Korone-Sama actually has any powers; but loyal acolytes will continue to worship anyway
She’s a master troll.
Korone helps those who helps themselves
Truth be told, she has more or less the same track record of granting wishes as any other god
0:55 oof
Korone got that Aqua energy as a Goddess.
Truly a generous god 🖤🖤
1:58 *NO! NOT THIS SOON!*
I'd die for sassy Korone
Ah yes. Wishing on things only to be smashed down from the doog.
I hope she does this again this year, this was a kami stream (pun not intended)
I like her outfit.
I also like Touhou.
Funny dog.
most realistic goddess
cute goddess korone.
Korone: sorry, I don't speak Broke.
4:06 short and simple
2:48 In hindsight that one got a bit too real 😅
Sassy Korone is just next level coming from normal Korone.
And by now we developed the ability to regrow yubis
And nice of her to remind me, have to bring out the trash as well.
Also yes to the bath stream
yet another shrine maiden rises up due to the "other" one being only a cosplayer.
Her voice seems clearer
Fantastic lmao
in your dreams!
i die🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beware of Doog the crusher of dreams and yubis
bimbo damegami korone :3
just when you thought Aqua was #1, here comes Korone to prove she's the most useless godess