God I Love Sassy Goddess Korone [Hololive]

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  • Опубліковано 4 вер 2024
  • This is the third year she's done this, and it's just as hilarious every time.
    For Tanabata (Japanese Star Festival held on 7/7), Korone takes on the role of the celestial maiden to answer the wishes of her listeners.
    Source:
    【#叶えてころさん】告知アリ★七夕なので、天女が願い事を聞きに来ました!2022【ホロライブ/戌神ころね】
    • 【#叶えてころさん】告知アリ★七夕なので、天...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 166

  • @Dannykm
    @Dannykm 2 роки тому +1120

    I love that she's pausing the BGM before answering. It makes it even funnier

    • @MarioMasterProductions
      @MarioMasterProductions 2 роки тому +27

      I also noticed

    • @ghettofridge
      @ghettofridge 2 роки тому +50

      It adds to the abrupt confrontation with reality when she rebukes every request lol

  • @Ray_Moses
    @Ray_Moses 2 роки тому +486

    "I wish for money"
    "I also want money."

    • @earvinarabia8733
      @earvinarabia8733 2 роки тому +31

      Im surprised it didnt rain SCs when she said that

    • @rei8949
      @rei8949 2 роки тому +13

      aqua moment

  • @krugz_
    @krugz_ 2 роки тому +408

    Koro-san: I've come to grant your wishes.
    Listener-san: Wow! Okay, I wi--
    Koro-san: *No.*

    • @darkeater600
      @darkeater600 Рік тому +11

      Nah. She only came to listen to the wishes.

    • @JeiHeirumaru
      @JeiHeirumaru Рік тому +9

      “I’ve come to grant all your wishes, but also *NO* “

  • @Mustakrakish16
    @Mustakrakish16 2 роки тому +629

    Listener-San: Please come and take out the trash.
    Goddess Korone: I would but I don't think I could lift you.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 6 місяців тому +1

      Listener-san: But I don't even watch Ui-mama...

  • @Paul-bs5wl
    @Paul-bs5wl 2 роки тому +262

    The absolute Chad who said "I wanna be General Grievous"

    • @bradleybarnett1469
      @bradleybarnett1469 2 роки тому +23

      She does make a good point. Since General Grievous exists, and you wish to be him, even if you were like... Made into him you wouldn't really BE him lol

    • @S.A.F.T.I
      @S.A.F.T.I 2 роки тому +23

      You'd be Major Malevolence instead.

    • @iamthinking2252_
      @iamthinking2252_ Рік тому +12

      @@S.A.F.T.I Not even that, just Minor Inconvenience

    • @iamthinking2252_
      @iamthinking2252_ Рік тому

      the great 3:00 Grievous Shogun

  • @SushiKishi
    @SushiKishi 2 роки тому +304

    All-accpeting Okayu has to be balanced out with all-rejecting Korone, I guess lol

  • @oscarmendez1477
    @oscarmendez1477 2 роки тому +222

    I love when she answer the temperature question it was basically,” I am sorry but you would to speak with my manager about that, I am not allow to change the temperature, I am just a regular employee”.

    • @SonicRyan1992
      @SonicRyan1992 2 роки тому +14

      they should be sending wishes to Fauna for that one

    • @h3rpad3rpacifilis
      @h3rpad3rpacifilis 2 роки тому +6

      @@SonicRyan1992 Thats sending the wishes to the person turning the heat up to punish us for our sins in the first place.

    • @spook407
      @spook407 2 роки тому +12

      “That’s way above my pay grade”

  • @pikapuffin368
    @pikapuffin368 2 роки тому +68

    “Would be nice if you could wake up, huh?” Damn girl, talk about existential horror

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 2 роки тому +132

    Korone mixing in real advice with her hilarious troll answers made this even funnier. And the music cutting out every time she does an answer is already so funny

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p 2 роки тому +378

    I think Korone is the best Vtuber ever. I finally admitted it. Nobody can overpower her.

    • @Thranotheoneandonly
      @Thranotheoneandonly 2 роки тому

      my goddess prone to setting everything on fire can :D

    • @AoiBento
      @AoiBento 2 роки тому +18

      @@Thranotheoneandonly sorry bro, but there is so many goddesses who set things on fire I know not who you talk about anymore. They all crazy.
      Miko - burns down houses
      Fauna/Flare - Burn down Forests
      Okayu - Burns down Korone
      Korone - woo woo woo 🚀 launcher

    • @Thranotheoneandonly
      @Thranotheoneandonly 2 роки тому +4

      @@AoiBento sorry I'm old(34) and do not keep up with hololive I just have my clips and such of the ones I like and I'm talking about miko

    • @NaoNakashima
      @NaoNakashima 2 роки тому +8

      @@Thranotheoneandonly
      > old
      > 34
      Bro, you are not old, I'm 34 too :)

    • @nofriendhuh
      @nofriendhuh 2 роки тому +5

      @@Thranotheoneandonly 34 isn't old bro 😂 your soul is still full of youthful

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 2 роки тому +550

    "I want to build a wonderful family together with Koro-san."
    "In your dreams."
    That's good enough for me, I'll take it.

    • @piotr004
      @piotr004 2 роки тому +24

      I am sure that listener-san just wanted to find a girl and adopt Koro-san as their dog XD

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin 2 роки тому +8

      No wonder everyone wanted to go to bed after that wish...

  • @JustChiaki
    @JustChiaki 2 роки тому +169

    This clip perfectly encapsulates the relationship between Korone and chat. The chat being memelords ("I wish for you to take my trash out", "I want money", "I wish to be General Grievous") and Korone responding to each in a very wittingly way. Love it!

  • @aejei
    @aejei 2 роки тому +233

    Finally, a more useless god than aqua

  • @oskaraguirre4743
    @oskaraguirre4743 2 роки тому +144

    What a realistic Goddess. But hey a man can dream okay

  • @kale8848
    @kale8848 2 роки тому +38

    She truly is at her cutest, when holding listener-san in a chokehold !

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 2 роки тому +197

    3:45 It was so nice of you to clip this for the Koronesuki who only watches clips.
    I mean, how else were they gonna find out they've been sentenced to watch Korone's streams for a month?

    • @PythonRiddler
      @PythonRiddler 2 роки тому +1

      I mean, I watch her streams anyways. Being sentenced to it is just a bonus

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 роки тому +11

      @@PythonRiddler This was specifically about someone who said they only watch clips… That's the whole point 😂

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому +1

      Enter the "joke's on you, I'm into that shit" meme

  • @KbBatts
    @KbBatts 2 роки тому +41

    Is this the fabled Dog God that I've been hearing, the God of Fingers...
    3:36 - went from 0 to 100 real quick

  • @IceBloo
    @IceBloo 2 роки тому +50

    Yubi goddess has spoken.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 2 роки тому +40

    I'm surprised you left out that adorable "Chicken of the sea!" song she did! But the General Grievous rant was top tier

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs 2 роки тому +15

    The guy who wanted to become General Grievous really caught me off guard 😂

  • @denuvedheart1475
    @denuvedheart1475 2 роки тому +17

    Grievous shogun

  • @shuzilong
    @shuzilong 2 роки тому +29

    I love Korone for this, The levels of Sass is peerless! Its like a fusion of Aqua and Megumin.

  • @donkeyy8331
    @donkeyy8331 2 роки тому +13

    1:36 This is pure evil goddess.

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 2 роки тому +24

    Korone cannot give back the yubis
    She has already chewed them away to nothing but bone fragments

  • @ckmishn3664
    @ckmishn3664 2 роки тому +94

    1:31 "I wish I could live in a place that cost 80,000 yen."
    That's actually the cost of Korone's current rent.

    • @-Devy-
      @-Devy- 2 роки тому +19

      It's almost as if that's the exact reason why they said that.

    • @ckmishn3664
      @ckmishn3664 2 роки тому +30

      @@-Devy- Obviously it is, but I figured the people viewing the video wouldn't necessarily know that.

    • @popenieafantome9527
      @popenieafantome9527 2 роки тому +1

      @@-Devy- maybe, but that sounds like real cheap rent. Rent here is more often than not over 1,000 us dollars. One of my relatives are paying like 2k in a rather run down looking neighborhood.

    • @Anonymous-td9fl
      @Anonymous-td9fl 2 роки тому +7

      @@popenieafantome9527 different salaries. Dumb to say its cheap. It takes 300$ a month in rent in my country, but avg salary is 400$ so its actually too damn expensive

    • @TeppiaxD
      @TeppiaxD 2 роки тому

      @@ckmishn3664 i didn't know and ran to chat to explain so thanks for that, Rent here where I live is about for a 1 bedroom 1,200$ unless your renting just a room which is 600$. I Wish I could pay 600$ for a 1 bedroom xD

  • @DKPGames
    @DKPGames 2 роки тому +15

    3:36 that made me monkaS

  • @thepopo592
    @thepopo592 2 роки тому +5

    Accurate representation of a god
    "Help us please"
    "Not my problem"

  • @justynlee8485
    @justynlee8485 2 роки тому +18

    Well at least our doggo is honest…
    Even if her honesty hurts…

  • @the-NightStar
    @the-NightStar 2 роки тому +18

    I love how she's all like "I shall grant your wishes" and she either denies every single one, has an excuse, is argumentative about it in general, or just flat out ignores.
    So basically, any other self-respecting god.

  • @raidthegoose7241
    @raidthegoose7241 2 роки тому +9

    the pain on that guy when he confess to Korone must have been huge

  • @harusali519
    @harusali519 2 роки тому +6

    Koronesuki: I wanna make a happy fam with korone.
    Korone: In ur dreams *SAVAGE*

  • @law244
    @law244 2 роки тому +11

    Korone is just the funniest

  • @damightybenstein
    @damightybenstein 2 роки тому +5

    "I can't find a girlfriend. Could you find me someone nice?"
    "Exit, swipe left."

  • @Akkumuman
    @Akkumuman 2 роки тому +4

    "Would be nice if you could wake up, huh?" BAD! BAD DOG! ✝️👀

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus Рік тому +2

    Wow, that FOMO she used was brutal.
    "I won't archive and something epic may happen."

  • @Smartz118
    @Smartz118 2 роки тому +3

    Listener: Can you make the summer less hot?
    Korone: I'd love to, but that's above my pay grade.

  • @josephm.leonguerrero9912
    @josephm.leonguerrero9912 2 роки тому +4

    “My head is itchy” had me rolling 😂😂

  • @AndreB23
    @AndreB23 2 роки тому +7

    What a precious goddess. :D

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 2 роки тому +7

    "As punishment, you have to watch my streams for a whole month"
    Is that really a punishment?

  • @JonPablo45
    @JonPablo45 2 роки тому +7

    All I'm saying is, she didn't say no to the last wish thou...

  • @amedaius8492
    @amedaius8492 2 роки тому +3

    3:45 Man, I felt that one lol.

  • @usbgamers123
    @usbgamers123 2 роки тому +3

    "The worst she can say is no"

  • @Shashh777
    @Shashh777 2 роки тому +1

    Korone's quick wit is just something else

  • @nicholasweintraub8548
    @nicholasweintraub8548 2 роки тому +2

    Listener: Could you please take out my trash?
    Goddess Korone: I would, but I don't think I could lift you
    Listener: That's because you can't even pick up your own weight.

  • @Radioshack65
    @Radioshack65 5 місяців тому +1

    Listener: My wishes will never be granted.
    Korone: Don’t give up guys!
    Listener: I want to be General Grievous
    Korone: That’s impossible

  • @pokemonwilliams2176
    @pokemonwilliams2176 2 роки тому +9

    God Matsuri: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be godly!

  • @chickenbone_
    @chickenbone_ 2 роки тому +2

    3:36 This girl been watching too many horror films lately

  • @theonlymegumegu
    @theonlymegumegu 2 роки тому +1

    i love how most of these are like your mom just laying it down and telling you the harsh truth as it is XD

  • @Smartz118
    @Smartz118 2 роки тому +1

    Every time she pauses the music, I imagine a very loud record scratch.

  • @primary2630
    @primary2630 Рік тому +1

    "I wanna be General Grievous" lmao who wished that thats hilarious

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 2 роки тому +8

    “Dog-Pog-Has-Become-A-Very-Wise-God-Pog-Pog”

  • @marianasempire486
    @marianasempire486 2 роки тому +1

    She's one of a kind. Love these clips.

  • @cy_pher
    @cy_pher 2 роки тому +2

    "my head is itchy"

  • @kokonut5
    @kokonut5 Рік тому

    Shes surprisingly a reasonable goddess.

  • @SonicRyan1992
    @SonicRyan1992 2 роки тому +6

    Koronesuki: *wishes*
    Korone: ダメなんだよ、 ごめね~!

  • @dart_
    @dart_ 2 роки тому +3

    0:54 OOF HAHA

  • @agmadseven9702
    @agmadseven9702 Рік тому +1

    "Tsugiiiii" i love this world

  • @scottogle672
    @scottogle672 Рік тому +1

    TIL that General Grievous is called "Grievous Shogun" in japanese. My therapist was wrong, it was worth getting out of bed today

  • @konoskubos1641
    @konoskubos1641 2 роки тому

    Peak "My job here is done/but you didnt do anything" and "Koro sans insanity" energy

  • @jigoku_jesta
    @jigoku_jesta 2 роки тому +1

    Inugami Korosan living up to her name. Thank you god doggo! 🙏

  • @ronyoshii
    @ronyoshii 2 роки тому

    I think this would make a good anime/manga. The idea of having local/national/global deities granting wishes, changing time of day, other natural phenomenon etc.

  • @Gorshum
    @Gorshum 2 роки тому

    This gives me life, thank you.

  • @mordekai14
    @mordekai14 2 роки тому +1

    "In your dreams" lol 🤣

  • @wasawaswasawas4277
    @wasawaswasawas4277 2 роки тому +1

    1:49 I will not archive this stream
    Clippers : Am I a joke to you ?

  • @ssjwes
    @ssjwes Рік тому

    The Goddess of NOT granting wishes

  • @XionSteel
    @XionSteel 2 роки тому

    some of these answers hit hard, but you just cant give up the habit xD

  • @DD-fs7pg
    @DD-fs7pg 2 роки тому +2

    She's basically aqua

  • @cropathfinder
    @cropathfinder 2 роки тому

    korone is the best doggo but a lousy wish granter

  • @demographicreplacement539
    @demographicreplacement539 2 роки тому +1

    i am also still waiting for my vacation time from korone.

  • @nahrubish
    @nahrubish 2 роки тому

    goddess bonking all wishes

  • @akaiyu3238
    @akaiyu3238 2 роки тому

    0:55 damn that hurts

  • @stormstrider
    @stormstrider 2 роки тому

    She is a vengeful goddess.

  • @maxis2k
    @maxis2k 2 роки тому

    Korone: "Temperature isn't something I can control."
    Here, I got your guy: "He's Mr. Freeze Miser, He's Mister Snow!"

  • @BlizzardofOze
    @BlizzardofOze 2 роки тому +1

    Gurievous Shogun

  • @scottydu81
    @scottydu81 2 роки тому

    Alternate title: Heartless Doggo Goddess Ruthlessly Crushes Dreams Of Followers

  • @Michaela_ZC
    @Michaela_ZC Рік тому

    It's becoming increasingly unclear if Korone-Sama actually has any powers; but loyal acolytes will continue to worship anyway

  • @andrewkelley9405
    @andrewkelley9405 2 роки тому

    She’s a master troll.

  • @Thatonedude917
    @Thatonedude917 2 роки тому

    Korone helps those who helps themselves

  • @lenthederanged
    @lenthederanged 2 роки тому

    Truth be told, she has more or less the same track record of granting wishes as any other god

  • @smollbocchi
    @smollbocchi Рік тому

    0:55 oof

  • @SleepyDullahan
    @SleepyDullahan 2 роки тому

    Korone got that Aqua energy as a Goddess.

  • @SkeithLangley
    @SkeithLangley 2 роки тому +1

    Truly a generous god 🖤🖤

  • @dorukayhanwastaken
    @dorukayhanwastaken 2 роки тому

    1:58 *NO! NOT THIS SOON!*

  • @KikonSketches
    @KikonSketches 2 роки тому

    I'd die for sassy Korone

  • @Fion355
    @Fion355 2 роки тому

    Ah yes. Wishing on things only to be smashed down from the doog.

  • @sus_gus
    @sus_gus Рік тому

    I hope she does this again this year, this was a kami stream (pun not intended)

  • @laigol8775
    @laigol8775 2 роки тому +1

    I like her outfit.
    I also like Touhou.
    Funny dog.

  • @kocokan
    @kocokan 2 роки тому

    most realistic goddess

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 2 роки тому

    cute goddess korone.

  • @-weaponized6493
    @-weaponized6493 2 роки тому

    Korone: sorry, I don't speak Broke.

  • @feeeefifififififi
    @feeeefifififififi 6 місяців тому

    4:06 short and simple

  • @DinnerForkTongue
    @DinnerForkTongue 6 місяців тому

    2:48 In hindsight that one got a bit too real 😅

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому

    Sassy Korone is just next level coming from normal Korone.
    And by now we developed the ability to regrow yubis
    And nice of her to remind me, have to bring out the trash as well.
    Also yes to the bath stream

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 2 роки тому

    yet another shrine maiden rises up due to the "other" one being only a cosplayer.

  • @fademusic1980
    @fademusic1980 2 роки тому

    Her voice seems clearer

  • @SamCyanide
    @SamCyanide 2 роки тому

    Fantastic lmao

  • @YoheiSwayne
    @YoheiSwayne 2 роки тому +1

    in your dreams!
    i die🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tec5x5
    @tec5x5 2 роки тому

    Beware of Doog the crusher of dreams and yubis

  • @eduuklee9453
    @eduuklee9453 Рік тому

    bimbo damegami korone :3

  • @FractalPrism.
    @FractalPrism. 2 роки тому

    just when you thought Aqua was #1, here comes Korone to prove she's the most useless godess