🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was 10 and my Mom Like IF YOU DONT TURN THE FUKING TV OFF I SWEAR TO GOD And If she Said I Swear to god it was a serious problem 😂😂😂 haaaa childhood what a wonderful time
@@Hello_there_obi it's implied that he: - has been tasting different samples from other people; - has been comparing the samples; - maybe has a comparison chart?; - has tasted his own so he could compare to the existing results; - has been eating pineapple to try to improve the flavour quality of his own "produce" and has tasted it every time; etc etc
Well you’re right…pineapples contain bromelain which is an enzyme that can digest proteins. It’s found in Kiwi and a bunch of other fruits as well. Ever wonder why your tongue starts to tingle a little when you eat pineapples, but especially when you eat kiwi’s? Thats the bromelain starting to do its thing. They even use bromelain as a meat tenderizer lol I wonder why!
@@JDtheVagitarianCitric acid will also mess up your mouth. In my early teens one of my chemistry obsessed cousins (goes by styropyro on youtube) use to buy citric acid by the pound and we’d see how much we could eat lol. Goes without saying it wasn’t the smartest idea.
This one and dark horse are my favorite ones from you. Keep dropping these videos man. You legit make me happy more than these stupid depression pills I'm on.
@@DamionRice-h3vfunny because with work we go once a year karting as a *fundraiser* with a bunch of other companies and when i talk about it i just always call it a bourgeoisie party and no one understand tf it meanss
@@johnbell7448 oh well fuck me for not knowing about someone else’s comment, do you want me to make a youtuber-style apology video? would that make it better?
It's nice to see content creators that are truly down to earth relatable. Warming to know I'm not the only one doing fruit experimentation. Stay strong brother🤘
@@SeymourButts7817 Easy, fuck around and find out. I do not recommend trying it with orange juice though. orange juice and coom is like pineapple on pizza.
I thought this was going to be a healthy nutritional clip about a pineapple diet but turns out it was much more informative then that. Appreciate that sacrifice my guy!
Was having an absolute terrible day when I saw this, and I still burst out laughing like an idiot! This guy never ceases to give me a smile when I need it! 😂
This is literally GTA radio talk
Frfr 💯
"Sometimes I walk around 5th street wearing only women's panties"
"577 LiKeS aNd OnLy OnE rEpLy LeMmE fIx ThAt"
I regret not because I did but because I know, 😔
The best radio
You’re so right
*It's 4 am in 2009 and you accidentally left the TV on Adult Swim before falling asleep* :
2009 4am [AS] was and always will remain PEAK
For to mention high aF
For real though 😂
Cartoon Network*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was 10 and my Mom Like IF YOU DONT TURN THE FUKING TV OFF I SWEAR TO GOD
And If she Said I Swear to god it was a serious problem 😂😂😂 haaaa childhood what a wonderful time
If Rockstar doesn't hire Mr. Seagull to star as radio host in their game, the modding community will.
I vote for this
I don't think a mod is needed, in gta 5 I think you can put custom audio files into the radio so I assume it will be the same for 6
@@arthurman415 what do you mean you can put custom audio? Why do I not know about this?
@@29ragnarbecause it doesn’t work
Its more than likely pc only i didnt notice it when playing xbox but as soon as i had it on pc it was noticable@@29ragnar
The “I’ll do anything in this world to … above average cause that’s all I’ve ever wanted to be,” actually goes too hard.
It’s actually really incredible on its own, agreed. In the skit it puts the entire concept over the edge lmao
Honestly though. Reminds me a lot of someone who frantically tries everything because they just want to be good at something.
This underrated
I guess the only thing you can really do at this point is eat MORE pineapple every day
Glaze
@@hillweggs641"Glaze" is literally the buzzword kids spout out nowadays whenever they see someone praising a youtuber
Ahead of the game
I came here to say the exact same thing. The man's a god
Im fucking crying at "its not changing FLAAVOR"
The echoes kill me 😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
🤣😭💀💀💀
he's from Toronto, technically it's "flavour"
People were waiting forever for this prank to pay off
Well how does he know that? I say he needs to taste a bunch of other semen to compare
Hes too used to the pineapple flavour, that he doesn't even know he's producing pineapple jub-jubs
😂😂😂
Came to say the same thing.... had to check if anyone beat me to it first. You win. 😂
Naw he just forgot the peppermints
I have never heard anyone call that a jubjub before…idk if I want to again😅
@@TheeHoliestCow Double entendre?.....😏Nice.
His Wive "OH MY GOD HE'S CHANGING FLAVORES!"
😂😂 Joey Diaz is hilarious
His divorced wive?
This content you do has such old school internet video vibes, I’m 34 this year, I miss this kind of shit. Thanks my guy
I’m turning 29 for the 2nd year in a row this year 😭
I swear it’s not gonna be my 30th.
This
28 here, same feel
23 here and some how I understand you
This skit trapped me in a public restroom for about 3 minutes. I was laughing so hard, couldn't stop.
My seamen taste like seamen. Rofl
What you doing on youtube in a public restroom? Lol
Pov: *That one person in the public restroom* 🌖👄🌔
_"so it can taste above average"_ so many layers of comedic gold 😂😂😂
That's all I wanted to b s
It went over my head 😂😂😂
What are the layers?
@@Hello_there_obi it's implied that he:
- has been tasting different samples from other people;
- has been comparing the samples;
- maybe has a comparison chart?;
- has tasted his own so he could compare to the existing results;
- has been eating pineapple to try to improve the flavour quality of his own "produce" and has tasted it every time; etc etc
@@CloudNey also that he considers "above average" to be an acheivement
“My blood is getting thick” 🤣🤣🤣
You've eaten so much pineapple, but all this time, pineapple has been eating you.
Shit just got philosophical
nom nom
wise
@@Liminalpono dude literally pineapple digests you too. that's probably why it hurts if you eat too much...
@@sh0shin you see the video of the guy eating a whole pineapple like it's a cartoon chicken leg, the enzymes made his gums bleed.
Fucking hilarious. Criminally underrated and a king of fashion
Yeah, this guy is crushing it and he’s having a blast doing it.
I went from drip back to swag because of him
Hilarious... i dont think he was trying to be hilarious...
so funny that i forgot to laugh
He's a victim of fashion.
My girlfriend hates this guy because I find him so funny. If he doesn't succeed I might give up on trying to complete my divorced dads collection
This only kinda makes sense
My wife asks if the reason i find divorced dads so funny is if i see my future.
Hahahah- Bro same….
My girlfriend groans every time I show her Divorced Dads clips or any of his skits. Girlfriends are allergic to comedy.
@@thealvatar6181this...
lol not true, This guy is hilarious. Showed my husband some of his shorts and he was not amused 😒
This is one of the best ones I’ve seen in a bit. He’s always hilarious
Bro does his own quality testing
And some
Gotta take that QC sip
You sir have single handedly saved short content and my faith in humanity. Keep on keeping on
Dude is slowly getting dissolved from pineapple juice.😂
You're a man of culture 😂😂😂😂
Well you’re right…pineapples contain bromelain which is an enzyme that can digest proteins. It’s found in Kiwi and a bunch of other fruits as well. Ever wonder why your tongue starts to tingle a little when you eat pineapples, but especially when you eat kiwi’s? Thats the bromelain starting to do its thing. They even use bromelain as a meat tenderizer lol I wonder why!
@@JDtheVagitarianCitric acid will also mess up your mouth. In my early teens one of my chemistry obsessed cousins (goes by styropyro on youtube) use to buy citric acid by the pound and we’d see how much we could eat lol.
Goes without saying it wasn’t the smartest idea.
@JDtheVagitarian ah yes breaking it down more than it had to be. He said it perfectly in so many words, your comment was unnecessary :)
@@JDtheVagitarian interesting!
changing flavor is the most subtle joey diaz reference ever
He probably just didn't notice the slow change over time. Need to test against a control group. There's a few apps that can help find volunteers.
I'll do it.
Dude...great follow up ..should be pinned
isnt that what Grindr was originally for?
😮
😮
^ Just to be clear that's not me volunteering for this, I'm just acting surprised. I'm totally NOT gay! 😂
“It’s not changing flavor! I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong-one-ong-ong” kills me every time 😂😂
I think it's why I keep letting this shit replay 🤣
You have all the signs that you’re almost there brother. Don’t give up!
Never Give Up
Never stop never stopping.
He’s gotta start doing music videos like Kyle Gordon. He no doubt would have mega platinum hits on his hands
I listen to his song "where is my mobey" like once a day @@Kevintendo
@@modestgrower2017 which one?? lol
This is easily one of the best shorts I’ve ever seen
This guy is bringing UA-cam back to its glory single handedly.
Amen brutha.
Back to it's glory hole, you mean.
Quite the sweet experience, I'm sure.
He's not that funny
@@ShadowSaberBaroxiotastes pineappleish tbh
Huge fan of this dude.
I'm a giant fan of his
@@jr2904
Well my freind is a colossal fan of his!
You watch it only because of the word "semen"
Same
@@DeadMorozzz-hz4lhand? Your point? We know dammit
My teeth hurt, my blood is getting thick. Holly shit my guy 😂😂😂
This one and dark horse are my favorite ones from you. Keep dropping these videos man. You legit make me happy more than these stupid depression pills I'm on.
Dude. Glad you’re taking them and laughing with us.
This man really exemplifies so accurately and effortlessly the warfare between bourgeoisie and proletariat
Bro that shit gone go over everyone's head. Most ppl can't name our own nations capitol. Nevermind a cast system nobody is familiar with.
@@DamionRice-h3v I guess I’m just on another level bro
Truly class-consciousness-raising media
Hahah acid
@@DamionRice-h3vfunny because with work we go once a year karting as a *fundraiser* with a bunch of other companies and when i talk about it i just always call it a bourgeoisie party and no one understand tf it meanss
this guy needs a talk show on GTA 6 i swear every time that’d be comedy gold
Someone already said that
Everybody says that. Because it's true.
@@johnbell7448 oh well fuck me for not knowing about someone else’s comment, do you want me to make a youtuber-style apology video? would that make it better?
@@lukasadamson6091 then everyone has good taste.
What a unique and original thought
The reverb on wrong was such a nice touch😂
You are fucking hilarious. Between this and the I’m so frickin chill one. I could watch these all night
This is fucking hilarious
"So it can be above average, cause that's all I've ever wanted to be"
Damn
.. that hit close to home
Time to start buying pineapples
Stop eating meat. Me ex went from vegetarian to eating meat again and there was a serious difference :')
@@jonnnnniejnice try fed
@@jonnnnniej I noticed he's your ex
Damn veggie people are starting to make sense 😂😂😂 you win this round
Cows be runnin this chat trying to save ass.
This dude may have the funniest sketches on youtube rn.
Wizards With Guns
Almost Friday TV
Obligatory mention: WKUK
@@ArcYThe expressed his opinion, he didnt ask for your recommendations
You're not wrong. This guy and Chewkz crack me up. 🤣
Love the delay and reverb added on "wrong" and "hurt." Lmfao....
It's nice to see content creators that are truly down to earth relatable. Warming to know I'm not the only one doing fruit experimentation. Stay strong brother🤘
"Fruit experimentation"...so that's what the kids are calling it these days?
@@RicDrgn more or less, my good friend Ronny call$ it trying to create "sweet nectar"
@@HiIlikePickels109 SIXTYNINE!!!
My semen always tasted sweet during the last 6 years, don't ask how i know.
@@HiIlikePickels109 SIXTYNINE!
This video is the embodiment of what youtube shorts should be.
Right??? Among all the bs and dumb shorts, this was the absolute highlight of my day. Thanks for suggesting this one UA-cam!
Beauty comes in different forms your a real one
you're
I only use your I don't subscribe to grammar 🖕@@NinjaDimes
@@NinjaDimesyou are lmao nobody says that in conversation your is faster you arrr like okay ya fkin pirate
Sir this is a Wendy’s drive thru
*Unemployed guy on Monday at 10AM*
A true legend 🙌 🍍
Everytime I think I’m out, this man draws me back in
“That’s all I’ve ever wanted to be” 😂😂
Rookie mistake, you're not supposed to eat pineapples to make it taste better, but it tastes better if you eat it *with* pineapple.
😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂
I don’t want to find out how you know this.
Oh fuck...🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@SeymourButts7817 Easy, fuck around and find out. I do not recommend trying it with orange juice though. orange juice and coom is like pineapple on pizza.
I thought this was going to be a healthy nutritional clip about a pineapple diet but turns out it was much more informative then that. Appreciate that sacrifice my guy!
First time here, huh?
@@L.SeveralTimes. yup 😆
Wellcum.
Your videos keep me sane
Big pineapple has been pushing this misinfo for years, as if anyones actually out there doing controlled tests 😂
You gotta appreciate his commitment 💀💀
"My blood is getting thick"
that much pineapple does bot feel good comin out
My man, at least you got the house card
This sounds like something Chris-Chan would have said unironically.
Okay, this is the best comment on any if his vids, but only for the accuracy
*stress sigh* I put pineapple in the fanta why isnt it WORKING.
Cris chan in a different dimension where he used pineapples instead of fanta
This guy js perfect at spoofing lolcows
Chris Chan thinks your semen tastes like whatever you eat, he's mentioned using chocolate which in reality actually makes your semen extra gross
Brother, just keep going. It usually takes about a month for your seamen to start changing flavor
That's sexist, they're called seapeople!
that last guy went from soul eater to sea man eater.
How do you know?🧐
Why tf is this so funny? 😂😂😂😂
I don't know but I laughed so hard it hurt
Consuming so much pineapple has thrown his taste buds off 😂😂😂
I like how he knows what it tastes like. Clearly, there isn't anybody else tasting it for him 😂😂😂
Savage 😂
I also thought so 😂😂😂
As far as i understood he knows how tastes not just his own semen
He knows what average semen tastes like too
The echoes are to hilarious 😂😂😂😅😅
The random delay is the cherry on top 😂😂
“It’s not changing flavor! I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong! 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨”
My therapist: stop with that perfectionism, its is unrealistic
This guy:
😂😂😂😂😂 dude! You making me wake up the kids at 4am 🤣🤣
Man, your poor tongue. The burn must be severe. Keep on trucking bud, I believe in you
Im so happy you've gotten some following. One of the few heroes on UA-cam who really deserves it🤣❤️
The fact he knows what it tastes like implies he is trying his own samples💀
Big brain thoughts, I see. 😒🙄
Who does not
gotta know what ur supplyin
@@synx-eq4wp Now it’s comments like this that prove this is why if aliens exist, they haven’t visited us
I swear people on the internet have cold IQ numbers.
Took me a while to internalize this man saying my semen tastes like semen
He tests rigorously
Try watermelon, it worked for me
Oh really??
@@nickwo8243 yes
@@acevicontiwhats it taste like?
watermelon jolly rancher @@frenchtoast2319
@@frenchtoast2319sweet af?
This dude funny af 😂divorced dad series is a hit looking forward to joing the club someday
Was having an absolute terrible day when I saw this, and I still burst out laughing like an idiot! This guy never ceases to give me a smile when I need it! 😂
This man is going places, he has life changing goals that seem achievable.
I too am on that Ananas diet and I don't even have semen.
I can fix that
I can fix that
So heart-warming, two men offering to donate their testicles! Unfortunately I don't think they work for organ transplants
This one just hugged my heart and soul
this dude deserves so much more credit than he gets.
This guy needs his own adult swim 15 min show like Aqua Teen lol
This sounds like what a gta npc would say if you stood next to them
Wow. This one hit me right in the feels. Like my soul was being covered in warm pineapple juice.
If you’re a Mountain Dew drinker.. all the pineapple in the world won’t help you.
Why?
@@jamesrosewell9081this guy doesn’t know
idk either. swedish fish seem to change it im told or a coincidance i have no idea
Bro why if I dring soda I only drin Moumtain Dew. No complains yet
@@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758"No complaints yet" I think you have to have someone who tried it first 💀
Mans got his priorities straight I see.
This is just like a gta ad or something
I love that background music
The tasteful used of reverb sprinkled through really sent this over the top.
Hell na, I ate a whole pineapple in one sitting one time....my effin tounge dude....didn't know exactly how acidic pineapple was 😂😂😂
Prayers up homie
“What am I doing wrong?”
Famous last words
Me at 3am at the gym blasting Rob Zombie:
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS PINEAPPLE INTO YOUR MOMS FAVORITE THROAT YOGURT
Holy shit, this man's sacrificing his health for funny clips. Bravo.
Lolol The implication being........ lol
Every once in a while there comes along a comedic genius. I believe we are witnessing one of those rare moments my friends.
People in 1783: we will have flying cars in 2024
2024:
We do have flying cars tho also they didn't think about that back then from cars where not a thing yet.
That one radio host on GTA 5
😂 Pen pineapple apple pen
Just a simple man with a simple goal. Best of luck buddy
What’s the instrumental?
For real what is it?
@@christianmartinez5629 track ID anyone?
Keep going
This mans a comedy genius
"If I have to eat the leaves, I'LL EAT THE LEAVES!"
That first line so unexpected, top tier video 🤣🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
“My teeth hurt and my blood is getting thick” had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂
I honestly haven’t laughed that hard in years. You are saving the internet
At least he’s committed to do what he love 🤣
Maybe try Pineapple milkshake
Keep pushing KING. Never give up on your dreams.
Dude's making his own protein shakes 😂