Divorced Dads - How To Play
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- Опубліковано 25 чер 2024
- Get Divorced Dads cards here: divorceddads.shop/
Timestamps:
00:00 intro
00:38 card types
00:45 beast cards
01:15 terrain cards
01:40 tool cards
02:29 the goal
02:39 how to start
02:50 game end
03:10 deck rules
03:17 how to play
03:23 play phase
03:32 attack phase
04:56 draw phase
05:09 game play
06:38 outro
Get Divorced Dads cards here: divorceddads.shop/
Timestamps:
00:00 intro
00:38 card types
00:45 beast cards
01:15 terrain cards
01:40 tool cards
02:29 the goal
02:39 how to start
02:50 game end
03:10 deck rules
03:17 how to play
03:23 play phase
03:32 attack phase
04:56 draw phase
05:09 game play
06:38 outro
Yo, where my cards at? Still waiting on that order update... Has Sai got his scissors yet??
I love how there is non-ironically an option to finance your Divorced Dad trading cards
What a time to be technically alive
Why does wedding ring not take out bald spot.... its a 5/2 vs a 3/3...
@@PlantsAndInsects bald spot has 3 attack. Wedding ring has 2 defence.
@@AudioOperalet's get into it.
"If both players are bald, compare shins. Let's get into it." This is a perfect game.
Let’s get into it
Now that we're into it@@Adaman135
Let's get into it! @charlespawl364
"No duplicate cards are allowed" is a new addition to the Divorced Dads ruleset. The original rules stated that a player could have two copies of any card in their deck, but she took half of everything, so...
I'm neither divorced nor a dad but I love this game
Maybe one day, you will be both. Godspeed.
At the end of this tutorial, you will be both.
Staying prepared is always key
Amateur
So what you're saying is, you're a future divorced dad.
"now that we're into it, let's get into it"
may be the catchphrase of The century
I’m here for this. Well, this and the kids because this is my weekend.
😂
🤣
Nice getting your kids one in awhile
Lmfao
I accidentally bought a booster pack of Divorced Moms cards, and wine spilled everywhere
I'm sending this to my wife.
Unauthorized knockoff
LMAO
Same. Now for some reason I have an unfounded hatred for Divorced Dads cards for no rational reason, weird
@@mergenocide i mean its a little rational. No one put a gun to their head and forced them to leave the house in crocs
I think this video understates the importance of choosing wisely in Divorced Dads. This must be rectified in a subsequent video.
Choosing wisely: let's get into it.
"Whoever has the least amount of hair goes first" Finally a game where my MPB comes in handy.
But how are your shins?
Nair is considered a performance enhancing substance in official tournament play
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen!
@@90sStarterJacketIf you're afraid of the burning, you can just wear synthetic socks, 10 years you'll have no more ankle hair. Its the mega long strat but alopecia can bring a major advantage to preparation time.
I'm just amazed by this man! He has turned just a meme into a real dynamic thing, so everyone can have a touch of his genius, brilliant!
Glad to see Penn & Teller's son got the recognition he deserves at last
@@ElectronicShredder Yes, they had a son together, and he is amazing.
Ass crease and untuned guitar is my favorite combo currently
😆😆
Lucky Undies + Couch Change = godlike.
@Canadianvoice Man, if you had a holographic Couch Change, that would be an impressive deck.
@@robertsteinbacher6319 couch change changed my life let alone my deck
Unlimited money glitch + dads new friend really gets it on.
‘Parking lot cry’ is a good one
Too risky. If opponent plays "Oh God It's Her', that's pretty much game over. Even responding with Drinking Buddy will cost you 5 cans
We winning her back with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Cuz we never alone 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@docholiday708 Jesus loves you so much :D (Please read the Bible, friends.)
@darkalley8595 but God is imaginary and made for sheep to follow
@@darkalley8595kick Rox weirdo
Van Halen pfp checks out
despite being only 20 i already feel part of the divorced dads
Remember, with these cards you are never alone!
It’s in our men’s blood.
You're one of the "divorced lads" who are just DDs in training.
You will be one day lad. You will be.
I hope you find your future ex-wife soon!
“Now that we’re into it, let’s get into it”… that set me off 😂
I heard there was a misprint and the Couple’s Therapist terrain card shows both the parents without pants. On the Canadian market that card is selling for $500 Canadian dollars so like $3 bucks. Keep your eye out
lets get into it, before we get into it
now that we r into it, lets get into it.
poetic af
Took a little while for him to get into it but once he did it was really informative.
6:46 I actually like the draw phase being at end of turn👌🏿
Honestly, it gives you more time to think and plan rather than gunking up the game right at the start of a turn. Take that Magic!
Try flesh and blood, you draw until you have 4 cards in hand at the end of your turn
Choose wisely and most importantly: Let's get into it!
I thought this was cooler when these cards had photos of depressing divorced dad stuff vs highly stylized fantasy art/AI art.
Yeah, AI can't capture the divorced dads aesthetic.
Let's make alternate art, and bid author to release them, he can make more money that way. Every body wins, we'll appart wallet
I think it's hillarious, precisely because of the disconnect between the artstyle and the nature of the cards. It looks so epic and mysterious, and yet it's a little sad and kinda pathetic, just like a divorced dad would sugarcoat the stories o himself that he tells his kids.
I actually like the faux MTG/Yugioh style over the top fantasy art precisely because it clashes with the divorce dads aesthetic. It's just OP doubling down on his particular sense of humor which I enjoy.
For real
i cant wait to do the stance
Damn. My body is ready. My mind is supple. My spirit...quenched.
Watched the whole video for the algorithm 💪
*let's get into it* 🔥
Still waiting for that conversation about replacing my mom's priceless clown statue.
😂
lmfao, even your comment section has on running jokes with fans.
Is there any way you can send this to me on VHS if I send you a money order?
😂🤣
They accept COD, I checked.
I can meat you at the abandoned Pizza Hut.
rt 🔁
What about beer can pull tabs?
Im just here to spend time with you
the card art for bald spot is by far my favorite
The curtains revealing concrete are such a nice touch. Wood, leather and steel are really just supports for concrete imo
Concrete meta
A living legend. I feel like buying this solely because mr man never fails to amuse.
This is like Yugioh but with arthritis and heart burn
Some number of weeks ago I bought a bunch of the cards and boosters while drunk as hell, and am excited to finally see that the game is actually playable. I genuinely could not figure out if the game was mechanically playable until this video
God bless you and your inebriated and uncomprehending support of the gaming community.
I hope you are ready to get into it
That Blood Pressure card is top tier. 👌 Perfection at its finest
I love that all patch cards are game worn, really shows the manufacturers give a hoot
I can finally become a divorced dad…My journey starts here!!
Jesus loves you very much. Please make some time for Him.
@@darkalley8595dude 😂
Let's get into it... choose wisely!
This is what I live for
It's the tactical combat gloves with reenforced steel knuckle cap for me
Damn, i didnt realize this game was gonna be rigged against me, as a young man with a full head of long hair and knees that work decently most of the time i am at a great disadvantage. but with these cards in my hand, i am never alone, and i will win her back!
This game really inspires you to become a divorced dad just to fully appreciate the beauty of the cards.
"Let's get into it"😂
You are one of the funniest people alive
You have single handedly breathed life into youtube. Your channel. Its like it came straight from 2012. I love it. Never change
I stopped playing when I left my 'almost complete' collection at my best friends house. He kicked me off his couch and pretends to be out when I go round... I can see your TV is on through the window, Garry!
Is there a second editon (twice devorced dads) on the horizon?...I live in hope...and a cardboard box.
The fact this is a legit thing is amazing
But when do we “get into it”?
Let's get into it.
Be patient.. 😂
Are you divorced?
@@Spoeism I didn’t consider that… am I even allowed to get into it if I’m married??? I should consult my lawyer.
@@STHelton1 According to my recent contact with a lawyer from the Divorced Dad's legal team, Lawrence stated "Marital status of Married has no impact on people playing on their wet bars in their man caves - we encourage casual play of Divorced Dad's and hope it offers them a look into their future. However, our Competitive Rules Enforcement are clear - a certificate of divorce must be filed with each decklist submission and we don't plan on changing that stance."
With these cards I’ll never be alone 💪
I will engrave this into my mind
Would love to see a full match. This game is sick
LET'S GET INTO IT!!!
whoever did/found the art for each card needs a huge shoutout; they're hilarious
it's AI generated.
@@jamesdrummond7684there was still a human riding up the prompts, and that person definitely has a sense of humor
Old art was so much better. Og would know..m
@@nickfifteenYour mother rides up prompts.
@@nickfifteen*writing.
"How does it end? Horribly."
Gimme the number on that because that's straight fax.
Now that we've gotten into it, I think I'm ready to get into it
Fantastic. Now I just have to wait for the cards to arrive. Any year now.
This is exactly what I needed! Some direction in life.
I order two decks on April 5th and cannot wait to get them. Also thrilled to have this how to play video as I am not overly familiar with these types of card games but now and buzzing with excitement.
Jokes on you.
I never got married, so I have an immunity boost against divorce.
California just made it so a woman can divorce you even if you arent married. googel it
Sex is honored only in marriage. Get right with Jesus, my friend.
@@darkalley8595 jokes on you if you think I'm getting laid 😂😂😂
@@darkalley8595 literally a fairytale
I’d say that marriage is a weakness against divorce. But I’m a pessimist
Just what i was wondering about
Me and my brother got our starter decks today. Played about 10 games and referenced this video about 3 times. Great times. 👍
Finally, a game explanation! Let’s get into it.
I loved playing this game growing up! So glad the community is still thriving!
Audio Sherpa is goated
Honestly you have no idea how much I love what you do ! Just ordered my stater pack and 3x booster packs Im from the UK and actually a divorced Dad and can’t wait to show my fellow dads 😂😂lol
“I , A middle-age man ,will for on and only start my journey to become a divorced dad master” wish me luck boys
Love this !!!!!
"Now that we're into it, lets get into it"
Fucking great.
Just got 2 starter packs and 3 boosters so I can play with my friends, the art is delightfully wild
Oh mann a full length *D&D* upload. Sick AF🤘
Please add a "Bachelor Pad" card that is a picture of an extremely messy apartment. It's a terrain card that affects your opponent directly.
I can't be the only one singing out loud "D-D D-D D-D DIVORCED DADS" every time I see one of these.
I can't wait to get into it and choose my cards wisely.
I'm so glad I found this channel. 😂
Not so patiently waiting til payday, so I can buy a bunch of cards.
Hopefully your wages aren’t garnished too much for the child support
How are there 39 comments in 3 minutes? Come on guys, just because we have a ton of time on our hands now that the missus left us doesn’t mean… I miss her
Yeah, you do.
That's why she was called the "missus." It was all foreshadowing.
I am way too stoked for this
This man. This man can not miss.
First
Firster
i wonder if destiny plays this bc he failed twice to be a decent husband and definitely failed as a father 😂. won’t wedding ring take out bald spot bc it has 5 attack in the trade or is it different then traditional card fighting games.
My cards arrive tomorrow, I'm so excited!!!!!
Dang, this is impressively well put together
So stoked for this. This game is amazing. 👍
bro ive been watching you since your first couple vids im so happy
Hello Graeme, I hope everything is well with you.
Thank you for the smiles and laughs you provided me when I really needed them.
You're hilarious man :')
my god, this man is hilarious, took the joke so far he made the actual game. bravo.
The lisp and "win her back" makes it. 10/10
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on UA-cam
Can't wait to spend my kidsfree week playing this with Bob.
My man was rather quiet these days,last seen him driving his car into Garage and closing the doors and Windows -
Silly Bob wasnt even raining! 😄
Seriously though your illustrations on these cards are awesome!
The art on these cards is actually sick
I love this went from just being a funny bit to an actual game lol. Ive been looking for a new card game to get into ever since Yu-Gi-Oh got too complicated and this seems perfect
WITH THESE CARDS, IM NEVER ALONE!
The art on those cards is so good.
With these cards your never alone.
This is what Ive been waiting for
Heya Graeme I just got my cards and playmat in! I am impressed with the quality of everything. Thank you for producing a legitimate product. I feel confident now I will win her back.
Not a legitimate product, used Ai.
You’re the man bro I love your comedy style 💯💯💯🫡
i like how he goes into depth about his deck
oh my god, he really made it. I never thought it would be real. the joke was too good, the bit has persevered. I'm ordering right now
free shipping for orders over $50? ugh fine, I'll add.... omg they have playmats. yup. gold. there we go
Thanks for the new tutorial, Grey Ham.
Best card game ever. Love the art, ease of play. NOW to get the HOUSE!