Fun fact: Only a few species of sharks, such as great white sharks, whale sharks, hammerhead sharks, and mako sharks need to constantly swim. The rest can stop anytime and be fine.
not few but most species like thresher sharks and etc needs to constantly swim only few dont need to constantly swim like nurse sharks and zebra sharks
Sharks are personally one of my favorite animals. People make them out to be a much greater threat than they actually are. As long as you don’t do something incredibly stupid and keep your distance, you’re more likely to be bitten by a rogue Floridian.
19:36 All birds descended from Avian dinosaurs, and if we go off of taxonomy, they *are* living dinosaurs. They very much exist, just not the way they used to.
There was a spongebob episode where they learned to swear, but they didn't know it was a bad word. Spongebob said "hi Patrick, how the **** are you." Instead of bleeping it out normally, they played a dolphin sound over it
hammerheads aren't actually as dangerous as some would believe and they get scared of the bubbles from scuba masks. great hammerheads (the largest species of hammerhead) can be dangerous, though there are few recorded attacks. they can be quite inquisitive towards divers though only attack if provoked or if they mistake people for an injured seal. hammerheads as a whole tend to be extremely shy and would rather just leave you alone they also have some of the best electroreceptors of sharks which may be the reason for their strange head shape. all hammerhead's population is decreasing, with 5/9 species being labelled as critically endangered, 2 as endangered and the last two as vulnerable. so sad to see these beautiful, ancient animals being killed demonized :'(
Sharks are such majestic creatures, they have been around longer than TREES. They should all be respected and not feared, sharks are just cute goofy little underwater puppy dogs after all ❤
vaazkl i doubt you'll see this but i have exams coming up and in the spare time i have from revising most of the time your videos are extremely good to watch and relax when listening. Your rants are the funniest parts, when you js randomly go on ab random bullshit and randomly scream or make funny noises it is very funky. idlove to watch you do some irl stuff like reaction stuff or js your opinions on stuff lmao have a great blessed day brah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:48 This is just Romeo and Juliet, which is required reading later on. This truly highlights the hypocrisy prevalent in our education system. In this essay I will
ok story time, my sister and I used to play a game were we threw a shark stuffed animal at each other. not making that up. the eye was glass so it hurt sometime and actually knocked down a wooden american flag I had on my wall.
19:44 - My Dad used to have one of these until I was like three. He used to fly it around the house and I was both afraid of it and I liked it so umm yeah but I also had a dream about it one time. It was remote controlled. I now think it was cool and am sad that we don't have it any more. I have resolved to get one when I have roommates or something and scare them with it :)
For people who wonder why they chew on the bars or wires, sharks actually taste test stuff before eating, so they're tasting test stuff and yes they have tounges
12:07 this one is one of if not the most wholesome to me, especially since they actually used Robert Shaw's name to be accurate. Rest in Peace Shaw. Dawg died way too early three years into the reign of this film's popularity
I recall once when my brother was younger he insisted that hammerheads are only native in the Atlantic, so when we asked why they are in the Monterey aquarium he replied with all seriousness that they hitch a ride on sail boats 😂
I feel like with sharks and dolphins, this one thing happened where people realized dolphins do bad things and had a moment of self-awareness where they are just like us, when really they are, there are just good dolphins and bad dolphins, just like how there are good people and bad people.
Last year on Shark Week, there was a story where this couple was on vacation. While in the water, about waist deep, a bull shark grabbed the husband and drug him out to sea while his wife could do nothing but watch. It was over as quickly as it began.
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Maybe clothing memes? Or hair memes? You could try English memes.
Shark memes... why? Why so specific? Anyways, could make a video on relatable memes🦈
swimming memes please
Shark chain
Fun fact: Only a few species of sharks, such as great white sharks, whale sharks, hammerhead sharks, and mako sharks need to constantly swim. The rest can stop anytime and be fine.
not few but most species like thresher sharks and etc needs to constantly swim only few dont need to constantly swim like nurse sharks and zebra sharks
It's bcuz they don't have a swim bladder, which is an organ which helps fish float when not swimming, but it depends on the shark type
whale shark does not need to swim constantly, it belongs to carpet shark family
18:16 Dolphin sounds is how Spongebob censored swears in that one episode.
There are 13 bad words, unless you're not a sailor, then there are 7.
this 👍
"OOHHH You said number 11"
Fun fact, that's actually the sound of a Kookaburra that they sped up!
@@z.t.w.7440and tuned up a higher frequency!
Sharks are personally one of my favorite animals. People make them out to be a much greater threat than they actually are. As long as you don’t do something incredibly stupid and keep your distance, you’re more likely to be bitten by a rogue Floridian.
Love that this comment makes it sound like getting bitten by a rogue Floridian is an unlikely eventuality
@@AsleepInTheAirportFrontman Who said it wasn’t? Florida Man is still out there somewhere…
Florida men are crazy
What if Florida Man uses a shark as a weapon, swinging it around like a whip?
Wow, thanks for stereotyping Florida Men… JK it’s funny I love it
19:36 All birds descended from Avian dinosaurs, and if we go off of taxonomy, they *are* living dinosaurs. They very much exist, just not the way they used to.
Sharks are the puppies of the sea. Meanwhile Dolphins are freaking psychopaths.
FRRR
octopuses are just vibing
18:10
"How the fuck are you?", but replace the F word with dolphin sounds as cenor.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
nooooo, why did you have to tell them.
oh so i subconsciously got it
I would never have got that thank you
Imagine punching an apex predator to save the girl you love. What a chad.
8:05 he just rehashed Romeo and Juliet...
There was a spongebob episode where they learned to swear, but they didn't know it was a bad word. Spongebob said "hi Patrick, how the **** are you." Instead of bleeping it out normally, they played a dolphin sound over it
It's not actually a dolphin noise, it's a strange bird call that is sped up
Yeahhh... I was about to say that its that one dolphin sound effect
It’s a kookaburra call sped up and changed a bit.
one of my favorite episodes that for years i thought was just a figment of my imagination
I love how the blahaj jokes are just thrown in here at random, and nobody questions it
hammerheads aren't actually as dangerous as some would believe and they get scared of the bubbles from scuba masks.
great hammerheads (the largest species of hammerhead) can be dangerous, though there are few recorded attacks. they can be quite inquisitive towards divers though only attack if provoked or if they mistake people for an injured seal.
hammerheads as a whole tend to be extremely shy and would rather just leave you alone
they also have some of the best electroreceptors of sharks which may be the reason for their strange head shape.
all hammerhead's population is decreasing, with 5/9 species being labelled as critically endangered, 2 as endangered and the last two as vulnerable. so sad to see these beautiful, ancient animals being killed demonized :'(
There's a species of shark in the hammerhead clade, the bonnethead shark, which eats 90% seagrass
Sharks are such majestic creatures, they have been around longer than TREES. They should all be respected and not feared, sharks are just cute goofy little underwater puppy dogs after all ❤
vaazkl i doubt you'll see this but i have exams coming up and in the spare time i have from revising most of the time your videos are extremely good to watch and relax when listening.
Your rants are the funniest parts, when you js randomly go on ab random bullshit and randomly scream or make funny noises it is very funky.
idlove to watch you do some irl stuff like reaction stuff or js your opinions on stuff lmao
have a great blessed day brah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take care dood thanks for watching
My marine biologist heart is so happy right now
imagine if we were all sharks
lol 🤣
I don't want to
Yes
Blue blub
If we were this comment would be "imagine if we were humans"
*shark*
shark
*Shark.*
shark
Shark
Wtf??
4:05 It looks like the mirror from snow white and shrek.
"Hey Patrick, how the
🐬🐬🐬 are you?"
Is referencing the swearing episode
of spongebob, where the swears
are censored with dolphin noises.
Hammerheads are not the most aggressive. It's def bull sharks in 1st place and then great white sharks and tiger sharks.
idk why i said hammerheads i mustve heard it from somewhere idk
@@VaazkLShorts I think there was a really old program about 10 Deadliest Sharks, and yes that was the ranking. Hammerheads came in at like 5 or so.
I wonder if they could play the flute...hmm...
3:43 Fun fact: tardigrades have survived all nine!
The "grandpa shark doo doo" caught me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Yes, 100% the whale shark was the one stealing.
The humans were just hunting. Those fish were free domain and we got em first.
To answer the harmonica question, it depends on which side they exhale from
5:33 ngl i dont care how dangerous critters are, seeing em torn up like that makes me sad for em
i think the 🐬🐬🐬 thing is when some show used a dolphin sound for censoring curse words.
10:27 if this is real then Chuck Norris is GOD
11:00 the tuna could kill the shark if it was a small shark
2:35 i think that shark failed art school so he wants to Have the entire ocean to him self
Basically cartoons would use dolphin noises for chrse words like f### and s### an example is in a spongebob episode 18:15
sharks are probably the silliest carnivorous fishies
6:00 that is overexaggerated, megs would be only around 20-25 meters not 50
19:40
Dude dinosaurs are real, in fact there is a dinosaur right in that picture
7:48 This is just Romeo and Juliet, which is required reading later on. This truly highlights the hypocrisy prevalent in our education system. In this essay I will
quote from the russian badger for 3:43 (not entirely accurate) "which makes them older than trees. yeah. TREES."
In Sponge Bob, they use dolphin sounds to cover bad words…
1:36: Him: Cool, now make a sperm whale.
Me: ....wait a minute...OH SHIT!
The 3 dolphins are a standin for a swear word, thats the joke
I still don't get it lol
Flipping? Idk
1:57 blessed shark acting like dog
0:20
This is actually crazy; this shark was born 150 years before the Declaration of Independence started getting signed. *(I'm not joking)*
Wow that's crazyyy
the way the talking stops is just so stupidly funny
Is it just me or does bro sound a lot less depressed nowadays
wyd if you wake up and you're a whale shark
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Opening my mouth and eating some plankton
Eat
ok story time, my sister and I used to play a game were we threw a shark stuffed animal at each other. not making that up. the eye was glass so it hurt sometime and actually knocked down a wooden american flag I had on my wall.
if you ever do another one of these pls include this
5:09
we call that second one femboy
0:49 is that the shark from bowmasters or am i dumb
i kinda see it
11:18
Meanwhile me who's allergic to rice: You do know they can eat other crispy things, right?
4:03 chumpy 🦈👍
Shark lava looks like he is pondering life
Although Dunkleosteus has been nerfed into a piranha meatball, I still love it as the apex predator of the Devonian oceans.
Shark in the volcano-- probalbly the lair of an evil master mind
18:15 whenever spongebob characters cuss it comes out as dolphin noises.
Fun fact: Whales and orcas also do spyhopping! Its very cool
The reason there are so little shark attacks is probably because people are so afraid of sharks
I thought of a remix of frosty the snowman.
In the one comparing the great white to a meg, that would have been a baby.....
18:04 it's a spongebob reference specifically to that one episode where spongebob and the crew sweared but it was bleeped by dolphins noises
10:44 ZZZ moment
As a Missourian, I can confirm we get shark attacks all the time here.
19:44 - My Dad used to have one of these until I was like three. He used to fly it around the house and I was both afraid of it and I liked it so umm yeah but I also had a dream about it one time. It was remote controlled. I now think it was cool and am sad that we don't have it any more. I have resolved to get one when I have roommates or something and scare them with it :)
For people who wonder why they chew on the bars or wires, sharks actually taste test stuff before eating, so they're tasting test stuff and yes they have tounges
12:07 this one is one of if not the most wholesome to me, especially since they actually used Robert Shaw's name to be accurate. Rest in Peace Shaw. Dawg died way too early three years into the reign of this film's popularity
The tongue is very important for playing harmonica. Therefore, a shark would not be able to play it with his gills.
There is not a shark behind me. I am lying down on my front.
12:08 that's some Instagram reels type shit
9:25 is monke to monke communication
7:50 this sounds like a german fairytail
Watching this with my plush shark Mako. She gives me comfort; man I love sharks.
You have summoned the friends of Blajah
I recall once when my brother was younger he insisted that hammerheads are only native in the Atlantic, so when we asked why they are in the Monterey aquarium he replied with all seriousness that they hitch a ride on sail boats 😂
Except Curbside pickup
the dolphin one is probably "how the flip are you" which is substitute for "how the f*ck are you"
In SpongeBob the dolphin noise is used to bleep out bad words.
Blub Blub Doggos
18:23 spouge bob reference
18:20 it’s a reference to SpongeBob since whenever they curse it’s censored by a dolphin call.
I’m probably going to worship sharks now.
Shark is all powerful
🦈 shark pog chain
I feel like with sharks and dolphins, this one thing happened where people realized dolphins do bad things and had a moment of self-awareness where they are just like us, when really they are, there are just good dolphins and bad dolphins, just like how there are good people and bad people.
Never realized how goofy sharks were until
You don’t play a harmonica with you nose, so a shark uses it chompies
Shark dosent even sound like a word anymore and not even halfway
Damn not even one Gawr Gura refrencing meme here..
Salmon shark is now my favourite shark
vaazkl :D thanks for the upload. can you possibly do alligator and crocodile memes?
Sharknado, incoming!
18:16 is hey patrick how the ahahah are you
I want my entire recommended feed to be only this video
1:30
that lad sure works for the shark punching center foundation
Imagine relating to a shark? I AM A S
HARK
Ngl I feel like great white sharks are already cute in the front view
13:04 LMAO, jokes aside that's a basking shark, and he's a really big boi
18:18 there was an episode in spongebob where dolphin was a curse, like dolphin noises
I need to send this to someone I know thats obsessed with sharks
Last year on Shark Week, there was a story where this couple was on vacation. While in the water, about waist deep, a bull shark grabbed the husband and drug him out to sea while his wife could do nothing but watch. It was over as quickly as it began.
Gonna do a swim *blub blub*
I have the ikea shark plush too, no regrets
Sharks are such silly lil guys
18:22 SpongeBob episode where cuss words were dolphin noises