Star Trek TOS Main Theme but it never gets to the Main Theme

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  • @Auralnauts
    @Auralnauts  Рік тому +573

    Stumbled on this idea while working on a Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 1959 style show opening. Let us know if you want a 10 hour version.

  • @robertcornhole5197
    @robertcornhole5197 Рік тому +345

    These are the voyages.
    The voyages will continue until morale improves.

    • @alisterfolson
      @alisterfolson Рік тому +7

      Deployed Sailors anytime in history have entered the chat

    • @kyledavid
      @kyledavid Рік тому +6

      So, Voyager, then.
      Voyager's Voyages,
      Or
      This Is The Voyager,
      if you will.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Рік тому +3

      these are the voyages, SHIT the title card was too fast!

  • @3.6_roentgen
    @3.6_roentgen Рік тому +178

    This is the musical equivalent of blue balls

    • @oliversmith9200
      @oliversmith9200 Рік тому +7

      LOL! You at least deserve one comment commending this very apt analog. Anticipation. Denied. Anticipation. Denied. Repeat until it becomes a Trekie targeted analog for Chinese Water Torture, or, blue balls.

    • @JoshuaSimonson909
      @JoshuaSimonson909 2 місяці тому

      You beat me to this by 11 months lol

  • @thomascarroll5750
    @thomascarroll5750 Рік тому +391

    Dude play this at a trek con and tell them it's a special remix and don't say a word about the missing theme

    • @michaeldiebold8847
      @michaeldiebold8847 Рік тому +10

      Brilliant!

    • @Montross
      @Montross Рік тому +29

      That's how you'll get a lynching or Shatner like seizures

    • @thomascarroll5750
      @thomascarroll5750 Рік тому +59

      And at the very end play the star wars titles

    • @dialNforNinja
      @dialNforNinja Рік тому +12

      @@thomascarroll5750 Just tried it, and with the note this ends on it actually works really well. Good catch!

    • @Hebdomad7
      @Hebdomad7 Рік тому +6

      Tell them it's an exclusive special announcement.!!

  • @EvanG529
    @EvanG529 Рік тому +374

    Genie: You may wish for one thing.
    Me: I wish TOS never ended!
    Genie: Granted! Here you go:

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Рік тому +23

      Genie! I didn't say make it never start!! D=

    • @sour37
      @sour37 Рік тому +28

      Genie Roddenberry?

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 Рік тому +18

      Monkey paw curls a finger...

    • @copasetic87
      @copasetic87 Рік тому +6

      No No No. It has to be Lt. Uhura: "Careful what you wish for, you may get it."

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain Рік тому +3

      NO NOT THAT WAY!
      Genie: you never specified HOW it never ended now it never started MWAHAHAHAHA

  • @klingoncowboy4
    @klingoncowboy4 Рік тому +13

    Space, the final frontier
    These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
    It's never ending mission
    To escape the introduction to the theme song

  • @calebmarmon1310
    @calebmarmon1310 Рік тому +27

    This is the exact feeling of watching a movie in a dream and you keep waiting for the story to go somewhere.

    • @judgedrekk2981
      @judgedrekk2981 6 місяців тому

      what's a dream? i never remember mine....though I'm pretty sure i must dream of Eva Green....

  • @mikeymegamega
    @mikeymegamega Рік тому +102

    Its really hard to articulate, and also a completely different thing, but this kinda gave me the same unsettling energy as the too many cooks video!

  • @protodjakon
    @protodjakon Рік тому +110

    I felt a disturbance... as if millions of Trekkies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

    • @diynevala
      @diynevala Рік тому +5

      That's a frakking wrong reference!

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 Рік тому +2

      I given star trek has plenty of humour in it... sometimes we must mock ourselves

    • @tbc210
      @tbc210 Рік тому +1

      You missed the joke… he spliced the Death Star blowing up into the video.

    • @diynevala
      @diynevala Рік тому

      @@tbc210 Actually, you missed the joke...

  • @GarickOnYT
    @GarickOnYT Рік тому +140

    The variation in the flyby's had my attention the entire way through! I'm amazed there wasn't a shot of the red planet flying past a stationary enterprise at some point, maybe if you do the extended cut...

  • @lostskull7467
    @lostskull7467 Рік тому +11

    Saw the title and thought, why would I watch 9 minutes of that? After doing so, I still don't have a concrete answer, yet I'd still watch it again every now and then.

  • @michaelr8189
    @michaelr8189 Рік тому +22

    This is the kind of music that plays on loop at an amusement park ride while you wait in line

  • @trezl
    @trezl Рік тому +87

    Why does this work but at the same time give me extreme anxiety?

    • @tygerstripes3752
      @tygerstripes3752 Рік тому +18

      Because there's never that thematic resolution that we all know and love so well?

    • @M2Mil7er
      @M2Mil7er Рік тому +4

      Why does breathing work but at the same time circulate oxygen around our bodies?

    • @roberthunter5059
      @roberthunter5059 Рік тому +11

      In the musical cycle of tension and release, this is all tension and no release.

    • @libertyprime7911
      @libertyprime7911 Рік тому +6

      Also it uses the rising pitch technique.

    • @kingsman8475
      @kingsman8475 Рік тому

      Because they are lying about this ever being the main title. Just a remix.

  • @Swifto69
    @Swifto69 Рік тому +168

    The episode where the Enterprise crew witness the destruction of the Death Star was always my favourite.

  • @WarlockX4
    @WarlockX4 Рік тому +189

    Jesus Christ it's like edging. You're waiting for the climax but it never comes.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Рік тому +10

      I hear they make entire videos out of that...

    • @YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes
      @YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes Рік тому +14

      N'edging.... Nerd Edging
      I include myself in that group

    • @todaythebirds
      @todaythebirds Рік тому +9

      ​@@YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes N'Edging sounds like a forgotten minor character

    • @doc_sav
      @doc_sav Рік тому +4

      Glad I'm not the only one lol

    • @libertyprime7911
      @libertyprime7911 Рік тому +8

      Some things are so revealing and disturbing that they should never be said or written.

  • @ravenmorrigana1093
    @ravenmorrigana1093 Рік тому +89

    It's funny, it gets old, then it comes full circle and gets funny again. Brilliant!

  • @Nergalsama01
    @Nergalsama01 Рік тому +84

    I never thought I'd need Wilford Brimley as opening narrator for TOS in my life, but ....well, here we are.

    • @michaelfox5059
      @michaelfox5059 Рік тому +9

      "Oatmeal... The final frontier. When I got diabetus, I had to make some changes in life and this was one of them. Also, some mild space exploration. My mission: to consume oatmeal on a daily basis and go where no man has gone before."

    • @Nergalsama01
      @Nergalsama01 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, him eating oatmeal while narrating is just everything. "Mhm, oatmeal. I loooove oatmeal."

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 Рік тому +2

      I read this just before that part started. I didn't believe it until... 😲

    • @copasetic87
      @copasetic87 Рік тому +2

      Wilford Brimley makes everything better. And more nutritious

  • @dsapp6412
    @dsapp6412 Рік тому +21

    Kirk knew the Enterprise couldn't compete with Larry's bass tape, so he just steered clear the whole time.

  • @gaveintothedarkness
    @gaveintothedarkness Рік тому +49

    "May the 4th be with you, I hope you all live long and prosper" - Gandalf

    • @woozertoo
      @woozertoo Рік тому +5

      GANDARF!

    • @Musabre
      @Musabre Рік тому +2

      @@woozertoo "I'm Gandarf! :D "

  • @kurenan4564
    @kurenan4564 Рік тому +77

    The audacity to release this on Star Wars Day XD

  • @stephenbyerly5887
    @stephenbyerly5887 Рік тому +56

    When you have to create music for a Star Trek flight sim and you've only been given rights to the first 15 seconds of the title music.

  • @rf2127
    @rf2127 Рік тому +8

    I really liked it when the Enterprise snatched the title and flew away it, but probably only because I was emotionally exhausted by the time it happened

  • @Danbearpig
    @Danbearpig Рік тому +28

    You guys are my actual heroes. I've had exactly this musical loop stuck in my head from time to time for years, now it's real. And with stunning visuals as well!

  • @andrewkent650
    @andrewkent650 Рік тому +9

    I'm here for Spock and the blonde playing their 2 piece band for the crew. 🖖

    • @Warhammered
      @Warhammered Рік тому +1

      Yes, that was actually a good song. Wish it had gone on longer in the episode, but you know limited time and all.

    • @Radlein
      @Radlein Рік тому +1

      @@Warhammered tbf, they could have just shitcanned the rest of that episode and done a 40 minute jam

  • @chrisjhart
    @chrisjhart Рік тому +13

    This is the type of dream you have as a child when you have got severe flu. Hours of it.

  • @michaelpeckham5229
    @michaelpeckham5229 Рік тому +42

    Wilford Brimley always delivers the goods... to space!

    • @bboi1489
      @bboi1489 Рік тому +7

      While keeping his ragtop down so his hair can blow.

    • @RedRocket415
      @RedRocket415 Рік тому +8

      Even if AI leads to the breakdown of civilization and a devolution to a Mad Max-ian wasteland, it will have been worth it if we can manage to get Wilford Brimley inserted into every piece of legacy media.

    • @bboi1489
      @bboi1489 Рік тому +1

      ​@RedRocket415 YOUR USERNAME!

    • @sarahdaviscc
      @sarahdaviscc Рік тому

      Lol

  • @rickys7883
    @rickys7883 Рік тому +20

    Man this is so good. I also appreciate the very brief use of The Cat From Outer Space at 2:50.

    • @chazmania3644
      @chazmania3644 Рік тому +5

      Assignment: Earth!

    • @rickys7883
      @rickys7883 Рік тому +3

      @@chazmania3644 Ooh you're right, the cat was a different color in the movie. I just realized there's a gap in my viewings of the original series...perhaps that's for the best.

  • @ExpendableSith
    @ExpendableSith Рік тому +6

    This is the quality content I subscribe for.

  • @rockyseverino9230
    @rockyseverino9230 Рік тому +36

    At first you're like this is dumb, then you start giggling, then you're just laughing hysterically 😅

  • @doomaniac1
    @doomaniac1 Рік тому +5

    Trolling Star Trek while simultaneously trolling Star Wars by putting out a Star Trek video on Star Wars day. Amazing.

  • @aarontylerbellfilms8486
    @aarontylerbellfilms8486 Рік тому +8

    Well done, Auralnauts. I was not expecting this. You have successfully merged two of my favorite things - Star Trek and Wilford Brimley memes.

  • @bahamutknight
    @bahamutknight Рік тому +8

    This was so upsetting. Great job!

  • @supsick
    @supsick Рік тому +4

    8:47 AND HERE COMES THE ENTERPRISE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!

  • @joshmyer3906
    @joshmyer3906 Рік тому +15

    yall are comic geniuses keep being adorkable

  • @TrippingThru
    @TrippingThru Рік тому +6

    Exactly what it says on the tin and wonderfully frustrating because of it, 10/10

  • @bboi1489
    @bboi1489 Рік тому +27

    The only channel that can get me laughing out like a dork for the most random reasons possible. From Wilford Brimly to fricking laser tag, and the oddly reacurring cases of kaleidoscopes and dubstep. You're doing God's work.

    • @grproteus
      @grproteus Рік тому +4

      Laser Commander needs his own action series in my humble opinion. It could be like The Mandalorian, but with more safety...
      ... and fun.

  • @Waqulah
    @Waqulah Рік тому +23

    Can you do DS9 intro with that beautiful french horn. I Will take that as a several hour loop to listen to at night XD

    • @beetlebob4675
      @beetlebob4675 Рік тому +1

      Omg PLEASE. 😂

    • @atlev
      @atlev Рік тому

      it already feels like it's an hour long...

  • @XTopherVersion2
    @XTopherVersion2 Рік тому +27

    I've only sat through 3 minutes of this and I've already started chuckling.

  • @detour99
    @detour99 Рік тому +3

    This pairs really well with “Acid Trek”

  • @TotemSP2
    @TotemSP2 Рік тому +29

    Since I was a child, and had some miniatures of the ships, I always thought Starfleet's ships looked interesting when backwards and upside down.

    • @starschwar
      @starschwar Рік тому +7

      You were actually onto something. The Enterprise-D's model was so top-heavy that they filmed all its scenes upside-down.

    • @ivo215
      @ivo215 Рік тому +1

      @@starschwar And, the original concept of the enterprise for TOS was up side down from how they ended up using it.

    • @xxxCrackerJack501xxx
      @xxxCrackerJack501xxx Рік тому

      Same, the first Enterprise upside down is one of my favorite looks for a ship

    • @Nebulaoblivion
      @Nebulaoblivion Рік тому

      Never looked at it upside down before this video, but its actually a much better design upside down.

  • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303

    The anxiety I’m feeling at two minutes in is disconcerting.
    Well done.

  • @YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes
    @YourCapyBro_windows95_3DPipes Рік тому +13

    This is actually weirdly timely for me as I literally just discovered TOS two weeks ago, meaning I just started watching it. I've seen all the others hundreds of times but I never thought to dip in to the original.
    I had no idea what I was in for.
    It kind of feels a little something like this, with the weirdness on full blast lmfao good god 😂
    😳

  • @michaeldunwood5907
    @michaeldunwood5907 Рік тому +5

    Wilford Brimley never disappoints

  • @lbricks7631
    @lbricks7631 Рік тому +3

    It was very satisfying how the time corresponded with a lot of the musical notes.

  • @TheyCallMeScifi
    @TheyCallMeScifi Рік тому +107

    I shouldn't be laughing at this nearly as hard as I am but every time it does the reset I'm just dying.
    5:47 yep now dead.

  • @thebrowneyesofmandalore
    @thebrowneyesofmandalore Рік тому +10

    Love this! It just keeps going and going and going 😂😂😂 and then the images get weirder and weirder! I want it to end but at the same time I want it to keep going. This is too funny 🤣

  • @beetlebob4675
    @beetlebob4675 Рік тому +6

    God i love you guys. So. Much.
    😂😂😂
    And the comment section passes the vibe check so fast, the rest of the song feels like it could start any minute now.

  • @Martini_Mcfly
    @Martini_Mcfly Рік тому +5

    😂 And I love the fact you released this on May 4th!

  • @Gilliganfrog
    @Gilliganfrog Рік тому +2

    This is like a nightmare/fever dream/psychotic break/long hallucination one might experience during a coma. I don't even remember when, but at some point it slides from simple hypnotic repetitiveness to humorous total bizarreness. Feels like a small taste of mind-warping claustrophobia & space madness that could come from actually spending 5 straight years confined to the inside of this ship. 😵‍💫😵🤯🥴🤪🫠🤡

  • @tobybartels8426
    @tobybartels8426 Рік тому +1

    The ad break halfway through really sells this IMO.

  • @cowofwar
    @cowofwar Рік тому +11

    Great idea. Such a classic emotion inducing song

  • @michaeldiebold8847
    @michaeldiebold8847 Рік тому +12

    This is alot funnier than it ought to be.

  • @agentpiltdown
    @agentpiltdown Рік тому +5

    For me it was the vacant stare of the being masquerading as a Greek god. Every time he turned up I laughed harder. I watched all of TOS a few years ago for the first time, and it seems like almost every other episode they had some jackass all powerful space entity messing with the Enterprise like that.

  • @hodgemann
    @hodgemann Рік тому +13

    I can only hope that I received this with half as much love with which it was made.

  • @The_Huntress
    @The_Huntress Рік тому +34

    This is a Trekker's version of "Edging" 😅

  • @2thinkcritically
    @2thinkcritically Рік тому +3

    It's like a Trekkie version of When Will The Base Drop 😁

  • @rokitprops
    @rokitprops Рік тому +2

    This is without a doubt, the most STAR TREK thing I have ever seen!

  • @aelolul
    @aelolul Рік тому +2

    It's the Shepard tones of intros. Love it.

  • @AustinH7
    @AustinH7 Рік тому +11

    I’ve been watching a lot of Star Trek TOS lately , when you cut to Apollo staring at Kirk I shit my pants 🤣

  • @ShaggyMummy
    @ShaggyMummy Рік тому +3

    so happy this was posted on May the 4th (be with you)

  • @IreneiosOP
    @IreneiosOP Рік тому +5

    This is the most evil thing I have ever heard! The ultimate tease!

  • @HerwardHoyer
    @HerwardHoyer Рік тому +2

    It’s like having a ball in the shooter lane but you don’t plunge.

  • @byron_00
    @byron_00 Рік тому +2

    May the TOS be with you, always.

  • @Hansengineering
    @Hansengineering Рік тому +5

    This is a Shepherds Tone... song

    • @KirkWaiblinger
      @KirkWaiblinger Рік тому +1

      Had the same thought but I'm pretty sure discrete octave drops are just hidden at the beginning of the theme

  • @doop00
    @doop00 Рік тому +5

    It gives me anxiety :(

  • @PerfectTangent
    @PerfectTangent Рік тому +1

    Lo, and so beloved was He, that the He that Is and always will Be, Wilford Brimley would live on forever.

  • @budthecyborg4575
    @budthecyborg4575 Рік тому +20

    This is pretty much what it's like watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

  • @jonathonalsop2120
    @jonathonalsop2120 Рік тому +1

    Maybe it never got to the main theme...but where it was going...it got there.

  • @nakazonegamestreaming896
    @nakazonegamestreaming896 Рік тому +2

    How dare you make only 09:08 minutes of this classic intro? 10 hour version immediately!!!!

  • @Rupture-13
    @Rupture-13 Рік тому +1

    Best May the 4th gift ever!

  • @deisum
    @deisum Рік тому +1

    Loving the "Too Many Cooks" vibe

  • @CrazyKoenie
    @CrazyKoenie Рік тому +1

    I remember this episode. I was running a high fever back then

  • @SuburbanBeard
    @SuburbanBeard Рік тому +8

    *_10 hour version is a must_*

    • @SuburbanBeard
      @SuburbanBeard 10 місяців тому +6

      LETS GOOOO!!!!

    • @JJKP
      @JJKP 10 місяців тому +6

      10 MORE HOURS!

    • @lowesdeals
      @lowesdeals 10 місяців тому +6

      isnt 12 hours the longest or is it 10 now i cant remember lol.

    • @ICHTU
      @ICHTU 10 місяців тому +5

      i concur

    • @DEALGUY
      @DEALGUY 10 місяців тому +5

      ok hear me out. a second channel dedicated to just this. put out a 1 second version, a 2 second version, 3 second, 1 minute, 2 minute, 3 minute, hours days etc

  • @penumbral_psithurism
    @penumbral_psithurism 8 місяців тому

    Oh boy, that scant handful of chords will be stuck in my head for days!

  • @TightPantsJack
    @TightPantsJack Рік тому +2

    This is infuriatingly brilliant.

  • @holycow818181
    @holycow818181 Рік тому +1

    I love how you made it end on the tonic chord.

  • @LukeRanieri
    @LukeRanieri Рік тому +3

    Another magnum opus! 👏 I loved it.

  • @GUNDAMURX73
    @GUNDAMURX73 Рік тому +2

    Captain's log, Stardate 2032.05.1. Despite our best efforts, we have been unable to engage the Enterprise's warp engines. Amidst the uncertainty of our current whereabouts, I fear the ship's crew may be growing restless...

  • @Lobstro
    @Lobstro Рік тому +2

    Cymbal player: My time has come!

  • @Xandara
    @Xandara 11 місяців тому +1

    I am so entertained by this 😂 thanks for the absurd humor in Trek form!!!

  • @hatendiscontent
    @hatendiscontent Рік тому +5

    Blue balls....
    IN SPAAAAACE

  • @climberly
    @climberly 10 місяців тому

    TOS is my favorite series... and I absolutely approve of this video. Awesome work, as per usual fella's.

  • @Woodat
    @Woodat Рік тому +5

    And here we have the theme song to a thousand OCD trekkies screaming in unison

  • @darkestcloister
    @darkestcloister Рік тому +3

    3:01 I remember the episode where the enterprise visited the Death Star

    • @MadSpectre47
      @MadSpectre47 Рік тому

      Almost positive that's taken from Trouble with Tribbles. 99% sure.

    • @ericdegre3538
      @ericdegre3538 Рік тому

      "Starfleet has received a emergency transmission from a galaxy far, far away. The Galactic Empire seeks helps fighting a terrorist organisation, which plans to destroy their main space station. Captain Kirk and the crew of the USS Enterprise are dispatched to help re-establish peace."

  • @jamesmckuen
    @jamesmckuen 4 дні тому

    This is still one of the greatest things ever.

  • @nkrat1093
    @nkrat1093 Рік тому +1

    I was not prepared to be auditorily edged this morning

  • @stevenbelzer9768
    @stevenbelzer9768 Рік тому +1

    Enterprise and Death Star nice touch ..Gary Seven and his Cat Isis

  • @RocketboyX
    @RocketboyX Рік тому +12

    OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!

  • @operenyi
    @operenyi Рік тому +2

    Pure gold as always

  • @That-Google-Guy
    @That-Google-Guy Рік тому +2

    The ultimate musical Andorian-Balling of all of us.

  • @mind_box
    @mind_box Рік тому +2

    I'm gonna need a 10 hour version with AI slowly taking over scenes

  • @adamfollat719
    @adamfollat719 Рік тому

    I'm in tears at 40 seconds, I may die if I keep watching/listening

  • @PerfectTangent
    @PerfectTangent Рік тому +3

    Magnificent.

  • @MrDhollaballa
    @MrDhollaballa Рік тому +2

    This is exactly what I was hoping it would be when I saw the title

  • @jerryleroy9187
    @jerryleroy9187 Рік тому +1

    @6:45 if you look closely, this is what all those people that had ear pucks look like when they take them out finally.

  • @MarcosElMalo2
    @MarcosElMalo2 Рік тому +1

    1:54 The episode about inappropriate touching in space, “Stranger Danger” aka The Bad Contact episode.

  • @scratchknudsen1
    @scratchknudsen1 Рік тому +3

    No one is going to be laughing when some Trekkie has a mental breakdown somewhere between the 5 and 8 minute mark. Actually, I'll still be laughing. And probably everyone else who appreciates this comedic genius

  • @TheReelDealwithTomKonkle
    @TheReelDealwithTomKonkle 8 місяців тому

    This is like the adult swim stuff they would do with news clips. I love it

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st Рік тому +2

    The musical equivalent of that Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene.

  • @JohnKruse
    @JohnKruse Рік тому

    I'd forgotten about the Spock jam session. Thanks!