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👇 THE JOKE 👇
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it...
and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first...
"My dad is a farmer, and we have chickens."
"One day, we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket, on the front seat of the truck, when we hit a big bump in the road."
"The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke."
"The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next, it was Mary's turn...
"We are farmers too."
"We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did, we only got ten chicks."
"The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they’re hatched."
"Very good," said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far.
Next it was Little Johnny's turn to tell his story...
"My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen... "
"Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit."
"She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
So little Johnny continued...
"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself... "
"Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers."
"She dropped seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets."
"Then she nailed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke... "
"And then she dispatched the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," stammered the horrified teacher...
"What did your father say was the moral of that frightening Story?"
Little Johnny replied...
"Don't mess with Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking."
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[@OneWomanMan888]

Little Johnny jokes are always hilarious.😂

[@erickemper7779]

Excellent I gotta meet that little Johnny

[@OUigot]

Little Johnny jokes are the best, although this joke was originally about his uncle not aunt Karen, it's been edited to meet modern woke standards.

[@jerrywarren3900]

After all these years, why do these teachers keep calling on Johnny?

[@dylaninnes8541]

Because he's the oldest

[@jerrywarren3900]

@@dylaninnes8541 He certainly is

[@Chafflives]

Just be thankful the name’s not Jerry. 😬

[@johntrujillo2968]

Raising my hand excitedly while going "Ooh, ooh, ooh"...

[@glennsmith976]

A boy was on his way home from school. He passed by a strip club. The strip club door was slightly open and the boy peeked inside and saw several strippers rehearsing and practicing their acts. Some of the strippers were dressed, and others were doing what strippers do. The boy suddenly took off running for home. He was running so fast, a man on the street asked him. "Son, why are you running so fast?" The boy said, " My Grandma told me if I ever had any unclean thoughts, my body would turn to stone, and it's already happening!!"

[@loljokes]

Ha, ha.. Cute! 😀

[@briankady1456]

Oh man, I am going to have to remember this one. I am always looking for good jokes like this.

[@harshabiliangady3211]

Saw that coming.

[@cedricworthingtonbroadaxe2287]

THIS is an absolutely brilliant story !!!

[@loljokes]

Thanks Cedric! 😀

[@cracktower3613]

. Haha, I had to save that one!

[@loljokes]

Thanks ! 😀

[@Ireallymissmymind]

The teacher asked the class to form a sentence using the word 'contagious'. Little Johnny's hand shot up and the teacher, fearing the worst of course, told him to say his sentence.
Little Johnny said "The neighbour over the road was painting the outside of his house with a 2 inch brush. My Dad said it would take the contagious."

[@thomaschavers7218]

Will you please explain the punchline to me. I normally get jokes, but I don't get this one. I even said contagious nice and slow. To see if I'll get the joke.

[@markoak916]

I didn't understand either.

[@davidstephens189]

Yup... another good one.

[@loljokes]

Thanks David! 😀

[@kimberlycregger7341]

The voices were as funny as the joke. So funny great job!

[@jackbehling5694]

That was a Norm Macdonald joke

[@olde4eyes]

Yup, this was a good one!😂👍

[@loljokes]

Thanks RN... 😀

[@vickiesmith3021]

Love it!!!!

[@loljokes]

Thanks Vickie! 😀

[@ezrabrooks12]

FUNNY STUFF!!!!!

[@loljokes]

Thanks Ezra! 😀

[@mikerichards6311]

😂🤣👏🏻👍

[@paparoysworkshop]

I needed a laugh today... thank you.

[@loljokes]

Any time! 😀

[@miked4784]

Norm MacDonald thief!

[@davidashton2361]

Not bad! Not good either so don't give up the day job!😂😂👍

[@paulsmith5398]

WOW! Aunt Karen must have known martial arts.............or, as the guy in that old western said, " Go ahead, make my day!"

[@loljokes]

Never mess... with Karen! 😀

[@paulsmith5398]

@@loljokes uhhhhh, yup!, ive known a few gals named Karen, and you just dont mess with them if they have that name, you will pay the price if you cross their line in the sand! 😠😦😣😭😔🤔😵😨😱❗

[@concretecaveman7666]

Uuumm,,,,, It was Dirty Harry that said "Go ahead make my day." in Sudden Impact. Not a western.

[@paulsmith5398]

@@concretecaveman7666 ya mean Clint Eastwood??

[@fat_boy647]

Best joke is the joker...

[@fryertuck5375]

YOU STOLE A NORM MACDONALD JOKE???????

[@MrYfrank14]

Forget the killings ,machine gun and machete, if she can drink a bottle of whiskey in the 5 minutes it takes to reach the ground AND while
parachuting, I'm not messing with her.

[@gryjffrs]

Karen's are always making news.

[@loljokes]

That Karen... 😀

[@markoak916]

This joke makes no sense if it's a female soldier.

[@tamdingphuntsok9280]

69th liker 👍

[@loljokes]

Thank you! 👍

[@zeeb696]

why did i bother?

[@loljokes]

No bother... 😂