Funkhouser's accidental text on purpose (bad audio quality)

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  • Links to better audio version in "i" icon in the top right and in the ending segment.
    "I can't stand your water! . . . It's like I took a straw and put it up a frog's ass!"
    I miss Bob Einstein, he was comedic gold!
    I absolutely love this scene and have been trying to find them all together for a while but wasn't really able to. So I tried putting them together and uploading them but they were blocked so I am uploading short clips instead. Also, sorry for the bad audio. I realized after uploading that the audio needed to be normalized.
    Video Source:
    Series: Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Season 9 Episode 6 'The Accidental Text on Purpose'
    Music Source:
    Song: Frolic
    Artist: Luciano Michelini
    Re-Released: 2006
    TV Show: Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Additional Info: ‘Frolic’ was one of the main themes of the 1970s Italian movie La Bellissima Estate. It was also in a handful of European commercials and the Italian comedy series Le Iene before being picked by David as the main theme for his show in the 1990s. He heard the song in the background of a bank commercial. “There was something circusy about it. I like to get away with things, comedically, and sometimes music can help in that regard." - Larry David, an article on Vulture.com about the main theme song's origins.
    Tools Used:
    Adobe Premiere Pro
    Disclaimer: I don't own any rights to the song or show or image used nor am I seeking any compensation for this video. It's a great show, go watch it on HBO! I'm just trying to improve my editing skills and be creative while showcasing some funny clips from shows I love. This is mostly for educational purposes, practicing what I learned.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 310

  • @Bill-uo6cm
    @Bill-uo6cm 2 роки тому +125

    The line about sticking the straw in a frog's ass actually hurt I was laughing so hard.

    • @TeckPanda
      @TeckPanda 2 роки тому +4

      I was eating noodles watching that episode and I spat them everywhere I nearly chocked laughing. I watched the episode before but completely forgot about that line.

    • @stephenmcnally9878
      @stephenmcnally9878 2 роки тому +8

      This line had me dying. The delivery was perfect.

    • @petershelley4514
      @petershelley4514 2 роки тому +2

      omg.......beyond classic

    • @JG-no4qr
      @JG-no4qr 7 місяців тому

      I love jokes so good they make you look on youtube for others' reactions

  • @johnw5584
    @johnw5584 4 роки тому +365

    The smug look on Larry's face as he's drinking the water, is so funny..

  • @markrobertson6664
    @markrobertson6664 4 роки тому +851

    R.I.P. Funkman. The show is just not the same without you.

    • @sublime90
      @sublime90 4 роки тому +10

      @Tedge77 Sommer hes dead? i had no idea

    • @Iron_Monkey
      @Iron_Monkey 4 роки тому

      Eh

    • @lt4324
      @lt4324 4 роки тому +2

      @meaturama LMFAO, if you think so, then you are NOT a long time watcher of the show! He made a big difference.

    • @carlosalachemunoz5802
      @carlosalachemunoz5802 4 роки тому +1

      Super Dave 🥺🥺🥺

    • @felix207
      @felix207 4 роки тому +1

      @meaturama your right. Rip to him, but I was never a fan of him. Show is still great

  • @mzansixperiencechannel3280
    @mzansixperiencechannel3280 4 роки тому +201

    It's weird how Jeff is the biggest cheater on the table and he still has a wife 🤣🤣🤣

    • @korosuke1788
      @korosuke1788 3 роки тому +29

      The worst wife ever though. It's better to be single, tbh.

    • @8440k
      @8440k 2 роки тому +13

      If he leaves her, she is gonna destroy him!!

    • @zaques2
      @zaques2 Рік тому

      And everyone claps on cue after that statement,

    • @GoldeneyeDoubleO7
      @GoldeneyeDoubleO7 8 місяців тому +1

      Speaks more about Susie's character tbh. She knows he cheats but she still remains. Most likely for the money, status etc

  • @Chyllbacca
    @Chyllbacca 4 роки тому +348

    You can tell Jeff is miserable with his “ugh” at the end 😂

    • @mchammer726
      @mchammer726 4 роки тому +14

      His reaction made me lol. 😂

    • @Rodiraskal
      @Rodiraskal 4 роки тому

      MC Hammer
      Me too 😂

    • @kramer911
      @kramer911 4 роки тому +1

      its a tv show

    • @bluechox
      @bluechox 4 роки тому +4

      He’s gotten away with the most... makes her the dumbest

    • @socialassassin_
      @socialassassin_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@bluechox they've both fucked around, jeff knows he's stuck.

  • @whitelily227
    @whitelily227 4 роки тому +84

    I love how Larry does not care what anyone thinks of him. So refreshing!

  • @justusbuyu9344
    @justusbuyu9344 3 роки тому +24

    3:20 Larry drinking that water like a proud dad ..

  • @terryfookwitt
    @terryfookwitt 4 роки тому +152

    I miss the Funkman.

  • @robgrant7683
    @robgrant7683 3 роки тому +20

    The straw in the frog's ass line cracks me up every time!

  • @MrBuketman
    @MrBuketman 4 роки тому +20

    He is one of those comedic actors that will always stick with me. His choice of word play, occasional vulgarities that would bring a tear, and how straight serious he could play this stuff without breaking character. Not just on Curb either. Miss you Bob Einstein, Super Dave, Marty Funkhouser, Officer Judy, and his joke telling on various interviews.

  • @Nightrain76
    @Nightrain76 4 роки тому +51

    One of my favorite Curb’s scenes ever. Funk man finally going off about her water. Straw in a frog’s ass is genius.

  • @Scythiius
    @Scythiius 4 роки тому +30

    Jeff’s wife Susie is the real main antagonist of the whole series...

    • @plee227
      @plee227 4 роки тому +4

      She is so fucking disgusting.. why anyone would want to be with a woman like that I have no idea.

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 3 роки тому +1

      The Ultimate Succubus!

  • @Nesessary301
    @Nesessary301 4 роки тому +34

    RIP Funkman I really hope he got a chance to do at least one episode this season

    • @brianj1203
      @brianj1203 4 роки тому +5

      Nesessary it all depends on how long ago they started filming but I agree with you!

    • @michaelgriffin3537
      @michaelgriffin3537 4 роки тому +4

      Sorry to say but pretty sure he died before they filmed. But they mentioned him being in China in the show, so that is presumably setting up a proper farewell later in the season

  • @tla2119
    @tla2119 4 роки тому +131

    All this because of water. Bloody hell

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 4 роки тому +3

      @Henk de Tank We're not all like this.

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne 4 роки тому +1

      UK DoctorFRCS yes you are

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 4 роки тому +3

      @@steviechampagne That's your opinion.

    • @AsentrixYT
      @AsentrixYT 4 роки тому +1

      @@ukmedicfrcs And that's yours, and it's wrong

  • @imonymous
    @imonymous 4 роки тому +118

    Oh shit. There's a lot of people I need to never see this.

    • @bfkc111
      @bfkc111 4 роки тому +3

      Good that you found the internet instead... Dense imbecil.

    • @J78Kio
      @J78Kio 4 роки тому +4

      @@bfkc111 Spoken like a true douchebag

    • @commonlogic3646
      @commonlogic3646 3 роки тому

      Oooof

  • @bLacKliSt3D911
    @bLacKliSt3D911 4 роки тому +8

    “It’s like I stuck a straw in a frog’s ass!” 😆😂😂

  • @stevecostanzo5849
    @stevecostanzo5849 4 роки тому +36

    Richard Lewis is looking a lot like Al Pacino these days.

    • @spittingimageclips3485
      @spittingimageclips3485 4 роки тому +6

      If Steve Bannon and Steve Buscemi had a son, he would look like Richard Lewis.

  • @swim2kill
    @swim2kill 3 роки тому +4

    These silly dilemmas are comedy genius. It's that brand of Seinfeld humor it's so funny and brilliant

  • @DarkForcesStudio
    @DarkForcesStudio 2 роки тому +2

    This is so finely crafted. There's nothing out there that comes close to this genius.

  • @ObiWanGinobiliTopFan
    @ObiWanGinobiliTopFan 3 роки тому +10

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
    As an aspiring comedy writer, nothing has been more of an inspiration than Curb Your Enthusiasm. Pure comic gold. ❤👍

  • @riotforce1
    @riotforce1 4 роки тому +4

    You couldn't pick a better setting to brainstorm sorting things out with the missus. Playing golf with the boys while you smoke cigars. Beautiful.

  • @_indrid_cold_
    @_indrid_cold_ Рік тому +2

    This entire clip is pure art.

  • @mikewoodson6930
    @mikewoodson6930 4 роки тому +20

    Brilliant. I’m sending an accidental text on purpose, right now.

  • @SnoopCatts
    @SnoopCatts 4 роки тому +8

    Marilyn's character so mean and evil towards Larry... For some reason though I just love it!😂🤣🤣

  • @MatrixDiscovery
    @MatrixDiscovery 4 роки тому +24

    "It's like I took a straw and put it in a frog's ass"---- I died !

  • @suryanshsingh6076
    @suryanshsingh6076 4 роки тому +31

    How can anyone dislike this

    • @SharkAcademy
      @SharkAcademy 4 роки тому +2

      It's giving away my secret. Hopefully my SO doesn't see this.

    • @chewy2804
      @chewy2804 4 роки тому +1

      Blood Beryl ppl should be allowed to use said features, comment on said features whether for or against. It’s in the 10 commandments. I mean amendments.

    • @xero6396
      @xero6396 4 роки тому

      @@SharkAcademy It seems a pretty common strategy. Maybe they've already tried it on you.

  • @dickheaddan4106
    @dickheaddan4106 4 роки тому +17

    This has gotten me out of so many jams. I can't believe Mr. David exposed this strategy.

  • @TimmyMcGowan
    @TimmyMcGowan 4 роки тому +7

    I love the brilliance they all think they’re hearing when it’s the first thing every 4th grader with their first cellphone came up with

  • @Messiah717
    @Messiah717 4 роки тому +148

    You couldn't run away fast enough from a woman like that. My water? It was tap water. Aside from it being piped into your house you have nothing to do with it.

    • @illegalflowertribute
      @illegalflowertribute 4 роки тому +1

      If you watch the episode, that's the complete opposite of the point, Vic. Her tap water was unfiltered and everyone agreed it tasted bad.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 4 роки тому

      You’re gosh darn right son.

    • @sharpnova2
      @sharpnova2 4 роки тому

      @@illegalflowertribute huh? how was vics point any different from what occurred in the episode

  • @dooeytee6715
    @dooeytee6715 4 роки тому +8

    It's not like it's her own homemade water 😂

  • @mloftus8618
    @mloftus8618 4 роки тому +1

    I love this friggin show

  • @42luke93
    @42luke93 4 роки тому +1

    Rip no longer have HBO. Goodbye Curb your enthusiasm and thank you for this channel.

  • @needynik
    @needynik 4 роки тому +1

    I luv this show.

  • @CurbYourGames
    @CurbYourGames Рік тому +3

    I sent my girlfriend an accidental text the other day, she replied ''You know i watch Curb too right ?''

  • @yosemitesaddam
    @yosemitesaddam 4 роки тому +6

    RIP Bob

  • @eleckson
    @eleckson 4 роки тому +2

    I'm super glad that you made the music at the end 10 times louder than the dialogue!

    • @TheCreativeCommoner
      @TheCreativeCommoner  4 роки тому +1

      Sorry about that, I made a mistake not raising the clip's audio. I fixed the low audio and reuploaded the video so that they are now the same level. Link can be found in the beginning of the video and at the end.
      But wow, you act like I made the sound uneven on purpose . . . even tho I didn't realize it was so off until I watched it a few days after uploading when I showed some friends. In fact, I just suck at editing at times and I'm trying to get better at it. But thanks for the benefit of the doubt tho

    • @eleckson
      @eleckson 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheCreativeCommoner woah, didn't expect you to do something about it! Thanks! And don't sweat it, I used to work with audio a lot. We have all made mistakes that have probably made a few people go deaf. Lol.

    • @TheCreativeCommoner
      @TheCreativeCommoner  4 роки тому

      So true! lol
      Once I realized how bad the audio was I felt a bit dumb for uploading it. So I planned to unlist the videos shortly after I uploaded the better audio versions but it had so many likes, comments and conversations on them I decided to keep them public.

  • @TheCommandershepherd
    @TheCommandershepherd 4 роки тому

    I'm so glad I found this

  • @Milesco
    @Milesco 4 роки тому

    *Love* Jeff's expression at the end! 😄

  • @philosensiyah2280
    @philosensiyah2280 4 роки тому +84

    Larry David must be cloned for Eternity....

    • @HypeBeast504
      @HypeBeast504 4 роки тому +10

      They did but the recessive version got loose. It's going by "Bernie Sanders" these days

    • @TWOhype23
      @TWOhype23 4 роки тому

      TheeMrDavid lol

  • @Dannosbarandgrill
    @Dannosbarandgrill 4 роки тому

    Just brilliant

  • @pixelpotato4874
    @pixelpotato4874 4 роки тому +28

    Susie:"Wow!... you're the only guy at this table that can hold on to a woman..."
    Jeff:"KILL ME NOW!!!"

    • @baileymickb324
      @baileymickb324 4 роки тому

      This line is so perfect.

    • @bOmBAsTiK
      @bOmBAsTiK 4 роки тому +1

      He's thinking "and what a woman I have" lmao

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 4 роки тому

      He's thinking You won't leave no matter what I do, I've tried everything.

  • @canozzkan
    @canozzkan 4 роки тому +4

    3:29 hahaha Jeff’s reaction is hilarious

  • @trevisonclark7135
    @trevisonclark7135 4 роки тому +12

    I’ve been doing this for years.

  • @susangallagher3170
    @susangallagher3170 2 роки тому +1

    Notice all the waiters walking around with carafes of water. Genius.

  • @saulwexler6852
    @saulwexler6852 3 роки тому +2

    Jeff’s reaction at the end killed me :D

  • @akay0000
    @akay0000 4 роки тому +1

    2:57 The smirks on those faces are priceless.

  • @jamessandy5873
    @jamessandy5873 4 роки тому +18

    The look on Susie's face at 2:57 after Marilyn asks repeatedly, "Do you like my water?"

    • @RR-mp7hw
      @RR-mp7hw 4 роки тому +2

      2:47 even better

    • @mustafam956
      @mustafam956 4 роки тому

      Jake Shattuck was it the same actress in the first episode. I saw it last night and if so, she’s aged horribly. Her character is a loud mouth, vulgar, Bronx bitch.

  • @rarelysatisfied2916
    @rarelysatisfied2916 4 роки тому

    Miss Funk so much. Really funny guy

  • @chrisjames5188
    @chrisjames5188 4 роки тому +2

    Bob Einstein was brilliant I miss funkhouser in the show

  • @dobrepytanie828
    @dobrepytanie828 4 роки тому +2

    2:57 - such a perfect snapshot!!

  • @Holymakinaw
    @Holymakinaw 4 роки тому

    The best

  • @gabedogen
    @gabedogen 4 роки тому

    Rest In Peace ❤️

  • @morgan_____4290
    @morgan_____4290 4 роки тому +6

    "please pass me the bread, I'm famished" lol. Also that woman looks like Millie Bobbie Brown

  • @samiam9008
    @samiam9008 4 роки тому +2

    " A straw in a frogs ass " I'm going to miss Funkman ........ RIP

  • @adamdevine9229
    @adamdevine9229 4 роки тому +1

    Funkhouser got caught simping

  • @gianfrancoiaia4677
    @gianfrancoiaia4677 3 роки тому

    This is hands down the funniest episode in curb

  • @darklordojeda
    @darklordojeda 4 роки тому +1

    Ed Begley Jr. just chilling in the background when Funk goes on his water hating rant.

  • @neilvarghese6115
    @neilvarghese6115 2 роки тому +2

    Funk man dodged a bullet with that woman

  • @ChristelloNervio
    @ChristelloNervio 3 роки тому

    hahahaha!! I almost blew up my speakers at the ends!!! hahaha

  • @AlmostReady504
    @AlmostReady504 4 роки тому +1

    I miss Bob Einstein. Funkhouser.
    Super Dave.... such a funny guy

  • @Larry37M
    @Larry37M 3 роки тому +2

    It’s like I took a straw and stuck it in a frogs ass.
    I cried laughing

  • @michaelwhitaker9719
    @michaelwhitaker9719 Рік тому +1

    RIP Funkman

  • @ShadowindLUKE
    @ShadowindLUKE 4 роки тому +4

    The Lighthouse

  • @user-be4se
    @user-be4se 4 роки тому

    rest in power

  • @bfkc111
    @bfkc111 4 роки тому +1

    The forg's ass line is legendary, one of the best in the show. I bet it was ad-lib too.

  • @jvincc7297
    @jvincc7297 4 роки тому +4

    I have absolutely done the accidental text on purpose multiple times

  • @fortylove68
    @fortylove68 4 роки тому +5

    So much beauty in one scene. How does he do it?

  • @MirageMusicUk
    @MirageMusicUk 4 роки тому +3

    3:21
    Me when my friends have arguments with their girlfriends in front of me 😂 just like "Single life really is bliss"

  • @rustyshackleford2439
    @rustyshackleford2439 Рік тому +1

    If she doesn't drink filtered water. She's outta here!

  • @GabrielFlies
    @GabrielFlies 10 місяців тому

    I have almost choked twice watching this scene, goodness me that is funny

  • @ChocolateAsian9000
    @ChocolateAsian9000 10 місяців тому +1

    Everyone’s face at 2:57 😂

  • @anonymousanonymous7593
    @anonymousanonymous7593 4 роки тому

    RIP Funk

  • @hotatp
    @hotatp 4 роки тому

    One of the funniest shows ever

  • @aviv6793
    @aviv6793 3 роки тому

    When Susie said that at the end I bet garlin was trying not to laugh.

  • @condorsouthernlands4730
    @condorsouthernlands4730 4 роки тому +50

    Why is she so damned defensive about her water. She looks like she hasn’t been touched in years.

    • @silvergirl3688
      @silvergirl3688 4 роки тому +6

      Condor Southernlands We Know this is make believe right?

    • @andychauhan6544
      @andychauhan6544 4 роки тому +2

      @@silvergirl3688 Why're you being so defensive...just curious.

    • @andychauhan6544
      @andychauhan6544 4 роки тому

      @Jarvbs Jones It wasn't intended as a comeback...t'was just an observation.

    • @lt4324
      @lt4324 4 роки тому +1

      @@andychauhan6544 she has a straw in her ass!

  • @bradmacarthur3810
    @bradmacarthur3810 4 роки тому +2

    Wow, Richard Lewis really appeared out of nowhere there. His ghostlike appearance frightened me a bit.

  • @colbyeaton9609
    @colbyeaton9609 4 роки тому

    AcCiDeNtAl

  • @manweezy4823
    @manweezy4823 4 роки тому +3

    i really hate that water lady

  • @AwninGod
    @AwninGod 4 роки тому +1

    Super Dave, don't bang crazy

  • @Coreysnightout
    @Coreysnightout 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @AnonYmous-lk9qy
    @AnonYmous-lk9qy 3 роки тому

    You can really imagine three old dudes playing golf coming up with something like that and genuinely thinking it’s amazing

  • @rhondarose2583
    @rhondarose2583 4 роки тому

    PEOPLE WITH fear they aren't LOVING HAVE A HARDER time FORGIVING.

  • @FY-uu9hl
    @FY-uu9hl 4 роки тому +21

    I swear this comment section doesn’t realise it’s a literal comedy show

    • @FY-uu9hl
      @FY-uu9hl 4 роки тому +4

      bert smith It’s not that deep bro

    • @FY-uu9hl
      @FY-uu9hl 4 роки тому +5

      bert smith what are u chatting bro?? The fact the character likes unfiltered water has nothing to do with gender lol

    • @xero6396
      @xero6396 4 роки тому +1

      @bert smith C'mon, you think females don't relate to Larry?

    • @xero6396
      @xero6396 4 роки тому +1

      @bert smith It's not, but thinking anything is limited to a certain gender is BS in itself

    • @xero6396
      @xero6396 4 роки тому

      @bert smith You said it is all about women which says more about you than them.

  • @dylantaylor9707
    @dylantaylor9707 4 роки тому +3

    feel free to match the volume of the music to the rest of the clip

    • @TheCreativeCommoner
      @TheCreativeCommoner  4 роки тому

      I wish I had... I noticed the volume difference after I uploaded it :(
      I will be normalizing the audio soon to match the ending music but will have to upload it as a new clip tho....

    • @dylantaylor9707
      @dylantaylor9707 4 роки тому

      @@TheCreativeCommoner What software are you using?

  • @andrewmwesigwa1532
    @andrewmwesigwa1532 4 роки тому +1

    "wow! you're the only guy at this table that can hold onto a woman",... huh (looks worriedly at the other guys)

  • @RobertsonIsland
    @RobertsonIsland 3 роки тому

    Fellas never show ya ladies curb, they’ll learn all the tricks

  • @trailblazer3889
    @trailblazer3889 4 роки тому

    Do you like my water?
    - Your water or your tap water?

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 4 роки тому

    Honey, it’s just water!

  • @TommEboi
    @TommEboi 4 роки тому +1

    Omg ive done this since i was 15

  • @MichaeLangs
    @MichaeLangs 4 роки тому +2

    it's like all these wives *like* being upset
    hilarious, great tv though 👌

  • @michaelw.lemaster9779
    @michaelw.lemaster9779 4 роки тому

    😂😂

  • @ignae
    @ignae 4 роки тому

    Love how Larry doesn't give a shit.

  • @daveyhogan
    @daveyhogan 2 роки тому

    3:05 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @zz7832
    @zz7832 4 роки тому

    Big F for the funkman

  • @nishantthakkar8599
    @nishantthakkar8599 3 роки тому

    Do you like my water?

  • @dans7637
    @dans7637 3 роки тому

    Cecil hotel residents must have felt the same way

  • @donaldwarnick3412
    @donaldwarnick3412 4 роки тому

    She says you’re the only guy at this table that can hold on to a woman. Jeff’s thinking yea unfortunately

  •  4 роки тому

    3:28 "Fuck you, bitch...I can't wait to die just to get the fuck away from YOU!" love you

  • @da-king3314
    @da-king3314 3 роки тому

    Larry ‘s done his stuff 3:22

  • @love4lust7301
    @love4lust7301 4 роки тому

    Lucky him holding on to that battle ax.. 🤣. He has no balls