ASMR | (Alleged, Hypothetical) Neighborhood Gossip Update 5-3-2023 (Soft Spoken)

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  • @krazyoyster6003
    @krazyoyster6003 Рік тому +629

    Hypothetically, I've been waiting for another gossip video. Allegedly, anyway

  • @phunkybarbie
    @phunkybarbie Рік тому +245

    The biggest twist would be if Mary one day reveals that they don’t actually have any neighbors and this all was really hypothetical 😂

  • @taylornicole5037
    @taylornicole5037 Рік тому +253

    Anything involving Joe is bound to be a gem of a story, hypothetically.

  • @abbierose92
    @abbierose92 Рік тому +70

    Mary being on the HOA is the plot twist I was waiting for, I love it lol

  • @tultiden2040
    @tultiden2040 Рік тому +198

    This video is, hypothetically speaking, very relaxing. Theoretically, this whole channel is a palace of tranquility.

  • @Splattermelt
    @Splattermelt Рік тому +157

    Have the Nosey Lady go into Buffalo Bill's yard at night to see what's going on and you'll solve two problems at once.

    • @SketchyxJeff
      @SketchyxJeff Рік тому +20

      This is a hilariously good idea, hypothetically. Allegedly.

  • @wubbalubbadubdub_64
    @wubbalubbadubdub_64 Рік тому +88

    I be eating up these videos more than any reality tv show

  • @melodykosik333
    @melodykosik333 Рік тому +32

    You are SUCH a good storyteller!! Allegedly

  • @Laura.v.b
    @Laura.v.b Рік тому +92

    your neighbourhood needs its own comedy tv show....the stuff going on is stuff that even the best tv writers cant make up.

  • @sarahdenzer1444
    @sarahdenzer1444 Рік тому +35

    I am so invested in the dudes in trucks saga! These neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite videos on you tube!

  • @cleown5123
    @cleown5123 Рік тому +37

    the Mrs Nancy situation has me on the floor, old people who have nothing to do all day truly go crazy huh....... "decor of the barnyard nature" I CAN'T

  • @gracefulbarbie
    @gracefulbarbie Рік тому +75

    yaaaayyyy Mary posted a video!!!!! even though you’re going through so much right now you still take the time out of your busy days to make a video for us ❤️ thank you mary we love you!!!

  • @katk1958
    @katk1958 Рік тому +34

    I squealed with delight (hypothetically, of course) when I saw this video. Partly (just a small part) because I didn't even expect a video tonight because of your brand new job. But, a bigger part of partly, 😂, is because it's a Neighborhood Gossip video! I'm in heaven. 😊 Thank you, Mary!

  • @emilycarney7827
    @emilycarney7827 Рік тому +90

    I clicked so fast on this! Thank you for this hypothetically allegedly story😂

  • @thottywizard
    @thottywizard Рік тому +20

    I could never have the patience you have Mary, if my neighbors had come to my door with these issues after a long day of work I’d have some rude words and a door to slam in their faces! Being on the hoa board sounds so stressful!

  • @loupurvis3148
    @loupurvis3148 Рік тому +10

    “Some drains gettin’ snaked over there…” 🤣🤣🤣
    Hypothetically, this story is the best thing in my life. 😂

  • @melinix
    @melinix Рік тому +7

    No matter how many times I hear the nickname you still crack me up whenever you call the two lady-friends Itchy and Scratchy 😂😂 I've been, hypothetically, a silent subscriber of yours for many years, thanks for all the content Mary!

  • @44macymoo
    @44macymoo Рік тому +41

    Hypothetically, I think “Joe” has other reasons for housing wayward women that may or may not involve that plumbing service. Hypothetically, of course! 😂

  • @soulfoodsmama2980
    @soulfoodsmama2980 Рік тому +35

    The description on of the “Wing-wing” bike never ceases to take me out. A lot of people drive them in my community so the accuracy is spot-on to me. 💀

  • @alexandrablue4709
    @alexandrablue4709 Рік тому +17

    “Tiny house for wayward woman” oh my god I lold so much 😂😂😂😂

  • @mediocrebit
    @mediocrebit Рік тому +5

    I'd like to paint my house mint green and put flamingos in my yard

  • @shannonwestfield6641
    @shannonwestfield6641 Рік тому +6

    Omgosh the carrot cake with the " not carrots" had me dying on my drive home from work today. Thanks for that Mary

  • @TessaLCastro1216
    @TessaLCastro1216 Рік тому +28

    Theoretically, if I lived in this hypothetical neighborhood, I'd be sitting out with my tub of popcorn allegedly enjoying the show lol
    Thank You so much for this tonight, Mary🍿

  • @messylifewithnikki8408
    @messylifewithnikki8408 Рік тому +47

    Girl you better stop it. We live for these videos mary. ❤❤❤😊

  • @Mmercury24
    @Mmercury24 Рік тому +7

    Your neighbors are absolutely nutty. I’m so sorry you have to deal with these people!!

  • @becausehiddles
    @becausehiddles Рік тому +10

    also with every one of these hypothetical videos, the dudes in trucks saga has me more and more convinced that your town is being haunted by the ghosts of pipeline workers

  • @starrynightasmr
    @starrynightasmr Рік тому +3

    I love these! It’s like the Burbs 😂 What is he digging back there?!

  • @nayrainbowsparkle
    @nayrainbowsparkle Рік тому +1

    Hypotheticaly allegedly i love your videos. Allegedly hypothetically this is just what i needed todat. Allegedly.

  • @stikkinixx
    @stikkinixx Рік тому +9

    Ugh I cannot stand nosy neighbors!! Like Mary, I'm an anti-packrat, and I get rid of stuff on a regular basis. I generally give it away in my local 'buy nothing' group, or sell it on Craigslist/Facebook, so people come to the house to pick it up. I'm also disabled, and can't drive, so I order all my groceries and get food delivery. On top of that, I have a personal care attendant who comes over several days a week, plus lots of friends and family who care about me. My neighborhood busy-body noticed cars coming and going, and told everyone who would listen that I'm a drug dealer. She did everything she could to get me in trouble for it, including trying to get me evicted (I rent). I tried to explain the reality of the situation to her, but she thinks I'm lying. It's really added a lot of stress to my life. Y'all, there are so many different reasons why someone might be getting a lot of traffic. Mind your own business, Nosy Nancy's!!

  • @emmam8973
    @emmam8973 Рік тому +11

    mary, you are allegedly one of the funniest ladies on youtube

  • @larahporter8123
    @larahporter8123 Рік тому +7

    My mum’s front yard has a ceramic rabbit and turtle. I’m about to get her a donkey that holds 2 baskets of flowers. It looks so beautiful, everybody that passes in front of her yard pays her so much compliments! She is so happy!

  • @kaoo3540
    @kaoo3540 Рік тому +10

    19:28 It’s 1AM and I can’t stop laughing about this situation 😂😂 it’s so absurd and weird

  • @mz3588
    @mz3588 Рік тому +12

    I need a conclusion to Buffalo Bill and the dudes in trucks! I feel like I've been following this storyline for years and I'm desperate to know why they're doing what they do 😭

  • @annac1896
    @annac1896 Рік тому +5

    “i think it just goes back to some sort of insecurity that I’m not familiar with.” so deadpan…Im on the floor Mary! lol hope i can remember this while dealing with men in my own life lol

  • @JustVaughn.
    @JustVaughn. Рік тому +8

    I have waiting to hear about the home owner's association meetings and what ever happens in your neighborhood. Love your Hypothetical neighborhood gossip.

  • @letty2712
    @letty2712 Рік тому +6

    This Joe is unbelievable! 😱 The more I hear, the more I wonder how in the world you manage to stay calm Mary… hypothetically. Take care ❤

  • @sydalexatea
    @sydalexatea Рік тому +2

    CONGRATULATIONS on your new job!! I too just started a completely new career a month ago and I'm still slightly overwhelmed learning something totally new but I do LOVE it so far! ❤🎉

  • @beckym1728
    @beckym1728 Рік тому +1

    this is allegedly my absolute favorite series on youtube… im so glad for the update, thank you mary!!!!

  • @hollssfilm
    @hollssfilm Рік тому +1

    Oh my goodness! A gossip video!! What a treat

  • @SelinaShaw
    @SelinaShaw Рік тому +2

    OMG these Alleged and Hypothetical board stories are VERY relatable. I've been on several boards, including a planning board, and people just don't realize that individual board members have zero power or authority: You can only act as a board, and only in session. I do appreciate, after watching these, both the time I spent on them and the time I got off them. 😂

  • @ellahiple
    @ellahiple Рік тому +12

    hypothetically, this is the juiciest gossip i’ve ever heard. you’re life is so exciting, allegedly

  • @thecabinwitch6689
    @thecabinwitch6689 Рік тому +1

    This is the best of the series yet ms Mary 😂😅 can’t wait 4 the next 1!

  • @elksel
    @elksel Рік тому +1

    Yay i’m so happy! This is my fav series! Thank you Mary 🤍

  • @laurakelseymari
    @laurakelseymari Рік тому +1

    Hypothetically I am so invested in your neighborhood drama and these are my favorite videos 😂❤️

  • @lizzywhispers3905
    @lizzywhispers3905 Рік тому +1

    Hypothetically these videos make my day…. Always looking forward to the next 🎉

  • @thottywizard
    @thottywizard Рік тому +1

    The neighborhood gossip videos are my favorite! It’s like a bunch of fun (hypothetical) updates haha, loving the video so far!

  • @katejohnson5275
    @katejohnson5275 Рік тому +7

    Omg, Nancy’s a hypothetical theoretical REAL LIFE 40’s Gossipy Lady!!😂

  • @juliayvr2015
    @juliayvr2015 Рік тому +6

    LOST IT at the cake part lmaooo

  • @luciditymarch__
    @luciditymarch__ Рік тому +3

    Buffalo Bill's part of the video sounds like something straight out of the Burbs 🤣🤣

  • @dmaz4406
    @dmaz4406 Рік тому +10

    These are my absolute favorite but I always fall asleep and I never finish them so I actually don't know any of the gossip😂

  • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1i

    Your videos bring me so much comfort ❤

  • @keziafrancesca9334
    @keziafrancesca9334 Рік тому +4

    ‘I like money’ me too son 😂

  • @Asongfromme
    @Asongfromme Рік тому +2

    I've been really stressed and out of sorts this week, thank you for doing a nice long chatting video 👏🏼

  • @ScottBill28
    @ScottBill28 Рік тому +2

    I can't wait to watch this later. I've been waiting for another one of these videos.

  • @krisblue12
    @krisblue12 Рік тому +1

    This is allegedly exactly what I was waiting for

  • @esmusc1
    @esmusc1 Рік тому +3

    This neighborhood gossip is new to me, but this is hilarious 🤣. Thank you Mary ❤ You make me laugh so much. You're the best!!

  • @susanneary4165
    @susanneary4165 Рік тому +2

    Mary you are wonderful. You always cheer me up. And i want to congratulate you on your new job, i know you will be absolutely amazing at it.

  • @JessTheory
    @JessTheory Рік тому

    These are such a treat, like aldi hauls, sandwich making vids and eyeshadow on paper face vids🎉

  • @adelaxoxo
    @adelaxoxo Рік тому +2

    Buffalo bill has definitely hypothetically committed some kind of crime

  • @genniepenny
    @genniepenny Рік тому +1

    Love the updates

  • @psandker
    @psandker Рік тому +7

    Trip actually sounds pretty hilarious😅 Can you do an ASMR interview with him?

  • @meganalice93
    @meganalice93 Рік тому +1

    We moved house and had no WiFi and the anxiety has been awful not having your videos. So glad to be able to watch them again! ❤

  • @PaperAntlers222
    @PaperAntlers222 Рік тому

    Omg yes these are my favorites! Can’t wait to watch tonight thank you so much for always sharing even though you are busy with the new job! Best wishes 🥰🥰

  • @Bambi568
    @Bambi568 Рік тому +2

    Lol the carrot cake reminds of the pie from the movie the help

  • @bizygirl1
    @bizygirl1 Рік тому +1

    You make me smile… I love your sense of humor

  • @kelliking6428
    @kelliking6428 Рік тому +5

    😂😂😂😂😂I love these so much you have no idea. At this point I watch regardless of If I’m trying to sleep or not

  • @Schmusekissens
    @Schmusekissens Рік тому +1

    Yesss love your gossip videos! Great that your new job is going well!

  • @melaniejones1172
    @melaniejones1172 Рік тому +1

    Great video Mary!

  • @RiaBale
    @RiaBale Рік тому +1

    Been waiting for another one of these 😍

  • @ScalpSnowflakes
    @ScalpSnowflakes Рік тому +2

    I love this videos so much! Hypothetically speaking of course. 🤭💕 Thank you Mary!!

  • @Jesslyn2911
    @Jesslyn2911 Рік тому +1

    These are my favorites. Thank you!

  • @Noname-vw7vj
    @Noname-vw7vj Рік тому +5

    I’ve recently came across your channel and I love this alleged story. Hypothetically speaking miss Nancy is definitely a negative one.

  • @blacknailzpolish
    @blacknailzpolish Рік тому +1

    Omg!! Got so happy seeing this upload, they’re my favorite

  • @Danistormcloud
    @Danistormcloud Рік тому +2

    Oh how I love these!

  • @MK-Hogan
    @MK-Hogan Рік тому +5

    I’m always aggravated with things in my HOA. Then someone reminds me that I could run for the board, and I think of all the responsibilities and how people will want to blame me for everything, so I hush and go back to my own business.

  • @Kekeke230kekeke
    @Kekeke230kekeke Рік тому +1

    Love these types of videos the most ❤❤❤

  • @anewrae
    @anewrae Рік тому +1

    Thank you for this video 😊. So excited!

  • @WeAreTheNewAgeHQ
    @WeAreTheNewAgeHQ Рік тому +3

    THIS IS PURE GOLD 😁👍

  • @michm5655
    @michm5655 Рік тому

    These gossip videos are gold! Thanks for taking the time out of your day to keep us in the loop… allegedly 😉

  • @kaybee2921
    @kaybee2921 Рік тому +1

    plot twist: all these characters are Mary’s alter egos 😂 hypothetically of course jkjk love ya hope you had a wonderful mother’s day ❤ i’ve been waiting on another neighborhood video! yours are by far my favorite on youtube ! 💯

  • @victoriaablett9098
    @victoriaablett9098 Рік тому +4

    You are hilarious. Love your stories. Xx

  • @voiceofreason6686
    @voiceofreason6686 Рік тому +2

    Alligatory 🐊& hypnothetically ⏱😴 been waiting for this video 🥰

  • @anitawilliams9186
    @anitawilliams9186 Рік тому +1

    Weeee! What a way to end the night! Thank you, Mary!

  • @becausehiddles
    @becausehiddles Рік тому +13

    your neighbors are always such a... colorful bunch... allegedly

  • @SueBeka
    @SueBeka Рік тому +6

    I was worried when I heard you say your son would be doing the mowing. The neighbors are crazy, hypothetically

  • @micah_r8
    @micah_r8 Рік тому

    I love your neighborhood gossip videos. Can’t wait for the next one. Congrats on your new job.

  • @sarka4727
    @sarka4727 Рік тому +3

    Is this like a whole series? I need to go back and watch them all i really am enjoying this one. Do you have a playlist with them all in it?

  • @markromanoff2374
    @markromanoff2374 Рік тому +3

    I could not put this down once I started listening 😮! I so hope these are just super wonderful stories and not true but if they are - OMG Mary, I feel horrible for you 😢❤!!

  • @sonjalh
    @sonjalh Рік тому +1

    I love these videos. 😊Feels like talking with a friend.

  • @lornalee7600
    @lornalee7600 Рік тому +2

    Yay, love your hypothetical vids :)

  • @AmyCat71
    @AmyCat71 Рік тому

    I love these! 2nd to the library videos..... thank you Mary.

  • @Transparentxoul
    @Transparentxoul Рік тому +2

    You just won another subscriber, allegedly 😂❤

  • @pig2428
    @pig2428 Рік тому +1

    I’ll allegedly be sleeping good tonight Mary!!! You’re spoiling us!!

  • @lizziew4741
    @lizziew4741 Рік тому +1

    the way I gasped when I saw this notification like it was a huge plot twist in the series finale of a tv show 😂

  • @maxbull6166
    @maxbull6166 Рік тому

    I love these story’s hypothetical ❤

  • @loganatorexit
    @loganatorexit Рік тому +1

    Congratulations on your new job!

  • @jacetaylor9753
    @jacetaylor9753 Рік тому

    I hypothetically enjoyed this so much!! It was very relaxing, allegedly

  • @twiggystardust9573
    @twiggystardust9573 Рік тому +6

    Yep. Joe is definitely overcompensating.

  • @themrs.howell
    @themrs.howell 2 місяці тому

    I’m a first-time HOA Board Member (the Treasurer) so I can completely relate to everything you talked about. People always want to complain but never want to volunteer their time to make changes … always an excuse.

  • @susanp.4781
    @susanp.4781 Рік тому +1

    Why do I like these episodes so much…😜