Hey Joerg, you are definitely one of Germany's priceless gems, mate. Upon seeing this bow setup of yours, who wouldn't have broken out into a huge smile & shaken their head. Too clever for words, in the best way possible. The world is happier & better off, with you in it. Thankyou.
@Aegon Aram Seems unlikely. I know little about bows, but they invented them late, meaning the Mongols (for example) had a longer history of manufacturing and use, as well as more combat testing.
I love how throughout the video she has a nervous, polite smile but after shooting the full auto crossbow she's just grinning ear to ear. It truly earned its name as the fun switch
Forgotten Weapons in the morning and TSSC in the afternoon! Here we are. We obviously like projectile launching. Probably see you over @taofledermaus next!
@@goer3148 her body is way better than average or "decent". Also, dude judging by your choice of pic you really shouldn't judge other peoples' bodies... My guess: 105kg's messy round beard greasy hair. No girlfriend since kindergarten.... Sound legit. 👍
It's cool seeing this awkward yet courteous Joerg. Emphasizes how good natured he is, despite being a Human juggernaut who engineers deadly weapons. It's proof positive that Joerg is a good person - he's a very dangerous individual, but chooses to be friendly and helpful. We need more people like him in the world. It would be safer and happier.
Joerg: "No dear, I don't want to work with Mariya, but my viewers really appreciate her. I want her to show her features" Mrs Sprave: "What?!" Joerg: "I want her to show the bow's features"
Speaking of your slingshots, I'd recommend converting the inside of the handle into a compartment and have that store the extra band and tool. So even if you're "out in the field" and have a breakage you can fix it! Love the channel GL!
Mariya genuinely wondering just how many children Jörg’s eaten during lockdown, to look so *jooocey.* _Need to appreciate here that both are communicating in English entirely for our benefit!_
I think they enjoy speaking in english Once a german gets going there's very little to stop him, luckily this guy went with bows and a fun take on history😜
I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!! MAKE THE FINGER HOLDER SLIDE WHEN YOU PULL BACK SO IT CAN HIT YOUR FINGERS AND STILL BE GRABBED IF YOU WANT!! This fixes the problem of needing to hold out your index finger. Like a cabinet hinge almost, Get it?
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will
Every time I come here I'm overwhelmed by Jörgs wholesomeness and the way he has so much joy in what he does and how he does it. And as a German myself I can 10 out of 10 relate to the linguistic struggles that show here and there. Besides that I want to say thank you Jörg, danke für so viel mehr als nur Entertainment und Sicherheitsbelehrungungen, für deine herzliche Lache und deine beruhigend Art in deinen Videos. Danke für ein bißchen Ruhe dass du jedem einzelnen Zuschauer schenkst. Danke.
I clapped when she hit the dog food can 1st shot. I love this kind of simple, honest and unpretentious content. A man sharing his passion with an interested student will always be great viewing.
Joerg: has a few million subs Mariya: gets 3k subs from being featured People: "woah this entire channel is simp" I think most people watching these videos would rather replace mariyah (being taught and shooting) then replace joerg (having to explain to a hot girl, but not getting much of the fun). In most videos she would be people's dream, in this video she is living the people's dreams.
Thank you for the demonstration of each of the weapons. I did not understand when you spoke directly to your German audience, but I very much enjoyed hearing your native language. Lastly, it was wonderful to see Mariya's experience with each of the weapons, she is a natural when it comes to hitting the target time and time again. Well done to both of you, and I look forward to your next event together.
Been a sub for Joerg for years I remembered way back when he had like 800 subs and thinking this guy is cool he makes his own badass slingshots, damn what a long way he's come. For this vid We are all here for Mariya's return!! lol Who doesn't want to watch a talented, beautiful girl kick ass in archery and seems really cool. Great video!
Who knew he had all of this in him? It's remarkable to see him so comfortable in front of the camera and so casually showing us his newest inventions. I don't know what he did before UA-cam but he's certainly found his true place in life. As for Maria, pretty girls with guns are twice as pretty as girls without guns, pretty girls with bows are ten times prettier.
I honestly didn't know Mariya, I only follow the channel for 5 months. Even people (mostly men?) not interested in Joerg's contraptions, will now subscribe to his channel.
@@markfergerson2145 Haha yup. I agree for sure. I respect a girl who's willing to get dirty too you know get muddy and not worry about their 300 dollar manicures or nails lol. Sadly I'm used to that living in NYC lol. But yeah bro. Jorge definitely found his place. When if first found his channel I said to myself how does this guy not have more subs but that Russian gun dude has millions? I forget the name he's known for blowing shit up but this guy is on another level since he makes his own weapons lol. The Batman of rubber weapons and slingshots lol.
A great range of archery and crossbow variants! I cannot deny, it was very nice to see Mariya again. Sadly I don't do Instagram but I wish her all the best for the future for her, and for yourself Joerg! Stay Safe and Keep Well, sir.
@水生葉 Nope you are absolutely wrong. Since you must be new here, allow me to explain, like Jörg did in some of his previous videos. JoergSprave is an old UA-cam channel and back in the day UA-cam didn't allow letters from the extended Latin alphabet . So if you wanted to use letters like Æ, Ø, Å or Ö, Ä, Ü, ß, or Á, É, Í, Ó, Ú, Ñ ( and others), then you had to be creative. OE in English sounds a lot like Ö in German so he went with that. He could change it if he wanted to, but there just isn't much of a point in doing so anymore.
@@acediadekay3793 yeah, the convention where you can't use an umlaut due to character set restrictions is to put an e after the umlauted letter, so oe = ö, ae = ä, and ue = ü.
@@magnusasgeirsson7244 Ah, that's the æ ligature, which is different. The vowel-e convention for umlauted vowels is purely a thing of English typesetters trying to represent German umlauted letters when they don't have the right typeface for it.
This reminds me of when friends come over and you show them all your toys "THIS IS MY NEW POWER RANGER TOY, AND THIS IS MY SOCCER BALL, AND THIS IS SPIDER MAN"
to be correct its not the the "gun" law but more the regular weapons law which keeps changing frequently. (which covers all exept guns, for guns there is an extra gun law. Guns where banned ~40 years ago for most people. You can get them but you need at least 1 year membership in a shooting club and shoot airguns first / or pay a curse to get a hunter certificate with exams)
One of the few normal comments next to all those lewd ones. Joerg really treated her rather as a daughter. But everyone sees according to their ability. :)
dumbuser One or two times when she looked back at him, I got the impression that she was looking for approval. This made me think it was more of a father-daughter kind of thing from early on.
I spent a good minute looking at them, and wondering whether Mariya's just a petite woman and Jöerg is a big man, or Mariya is average and Jöerg is a giant. Look at his arms! Enough muscle there to protect the planet two times over... for each arm! I was born too late to explore Earth, too early to explore the universe, but just in time for Jöerg to show me his gadget's features.
@@roberthunter4884 Yeah I got a few years on him, and a few inches and pounds too... But he is mostly all upper body from his work and play... That's why I was just saying he should have asked her what muscle groups she was using, if more people understood it's a great form of exercise as well as a great sport and lethal weapons... more people would enter the sport!!! l
For all of you who enjoy the aesthetic aspect of Mariyas participation in this video, look up Bogenspannerin on Wikipedia. There are statues of a woman just about to shoot an arrow. The artist managed to display the beauty that we just witnessed here. Thank you Jörg for being the perfect gentleman that is needed for this video. It could have easily become a sexist disaster, but you showed us once again how to treat people respectfully. Thank you Mariya for agreeing to show us something that is not on the list of your normal activities. I have a great respect for that, because that would be far out of my comfort zone. I would be afraid to make a fool of myself. But you clearly managed not to make a fool of yourself, instead you showed us that untrained people can have fun and succeed in archery, especially with the Instant Legolas devices. And you looked gorgeous whilst doing so. Since you are a model, maybe you should consider having some professional pictures of you taken while shooting a bow 👍
This is the normal way the "r" is pronounced in the German language. With exception of some dialects in the South of Germany, you pronounce it like that always. Your tongue is much further back and much lower, it is actually articulated close to the uvula by the rear part of the tongue, not the tip. It is a totally different "r" sound as supposed the Engish or American "r" sound, and it is also different from the "tongue roller r" that is used in Spanish, Arabic and actually a ton of other countries where the tongue actually flutters briefly. The latter one is also found in Scottish dialect I believe, and some other English dialects. There is far more than 3 "r" sounds.
Joerg, I hope you know how awesome you really are. Such a joy watching your channel over the years. Funny how many people doing the SCA with me watch you. LOL, I was showing my horse bow to some friends. As I was pulling it out of the case I did a Joerg impression "Let me show you it's features". Everyone knew who I was imitating. You are loved here in the states!
39:40 Joerg: But there is full auto experience left, have you shot something full auto? Mariya: No, Joerg: Like a machinegun? *Mariya vague MG-42 memory flashback*
Mariya: Yes, When I Was In U.S. SOCOM Black Ops As A Green Beret Back In The Late 1990's Sporting This Same Outfit Along With An; HK MP-5 In My Right Arm & An HK MP-7 In My Left As I Rescued Some Hostages, Saving My Commander That Was Pinned Down By A Band Terrorists In The Kuwait Oil Fields, Lol! P.S: Ya Got Any Cigars & Any Good Whiskey In Them There Barrels Over There I Can Sample To Take The Awkwardness Of Our Visit!?! 😀
Joerg, I love your emphasis on safety and the acknowledgment of the limitations a smaller person would have to overcome for archery. A great sport for everyone, once you learn the proper technique!
I enjoyed that heaps Joerg thank you , Mariya's a sweetheart , it was really nice to watch just normal human interaction as opposed to all the stress and corruption going on in the wider world.
Just so you know: In German we replace the Umlauts with oe, ae and ue if the actual Umlaut isn't supported. So it would either be Joerg or Jörg but never Jöerg.
I'm Glad you have Mariya there, that way you get a different perspective of someone using your products. This way you can make adjustments tuned to others.
Da ich lieber positive Kommentare schreibe, tue ich das hier. Hut ab, das hier ist eine echte Frau und kein Playmate Püppchen. Wer will schon mit einem Poster leben. Sehr beeindruckend und sehr ehrlich. Die weiss was Sie kann und lernt dazu. Schade das Ihr Kanal nicht mehr erreichbar ist. Eine ganz tolle Frau und natürlich ein ganz toller Typ. Gut umgesetzt. Respekt.
I liked the bow which you held with drawn with your index finger, nice and quiet. I liked the style of the FX Indy Arrow and the manual pump. But the weapon that appeals to me most is the Adder for its simplicity,just swing the cocking lever,tap the safety off, aim + shoot! This was a fantastic video, entertaining from start to finish, Mariya was a little shy but I'm sure if she had one day familiarising with all the weapons and a little time to think she would be more talkative on the pros and cons for someone her size. So this was first impressions really. Jorge...can't thank you enough for making these and starting your channel, completely interesting!
Loved this video! Thank you. Having Mariya load and fire the weapons is a great way to test your design for ergonomics and ease of use. For example, she had difficulty cocking the Adder and the compressed air weapon. The Fenris compound bow product was a bit heavy too. While Mariya is a beautiful, fit young lady, she does not quite have the arm strength to (comfortably) operate some of the weapons. I’m certain there are many women that would feel comfortable. But I suspect they are on the fringe of the bell curve. I’d like to suggest in a future video, you invite a tough, yet beautiful military woman to your range. She may be able to shoot with ease - and laugh as much as you do when she hits the target.
Put the shots on string or something so they can be retrieved and fired easier, I'm too lazy and it's too boring running after them and loading it again. Then maybe you can make a taser version too.
I love seeing Jorge show his incredible weapons to kind people who would never use them to hurt living things unless it was to save many more lives! I think Jorge should get a big table out and fill it with his many weapons and then bring Maria back and let her choose what she wants to use one at a time and then after learning about a few of them she gets to run some kind of test like 10 cans laid out on the range and maybe a spinner and then a blocked spinner or something and time her with 3 of the tools or maybe let her try first then after getting instructions and tips from Jorge and some practice seeing how much she improves!
@@richardcranium8247 dude, are u delusional? u clearly started to be racist by calling me chinese because i told you to get ur "holier than thou" attitude outta here. go back to twitter. where there are more of the toxic people like you.
I believe he mentioned in the Fenris vid that he stopped monetizing his yt, iirc, he's got better revenue streams now thanks to his genuine entertaining ingenuity. yay!
If possible, on the Legolini can you add a "stop" (like on a crossbow) after reload to maintain the tension rubber without muscular strengh to help aiming ? I think it would be a good improvement, no ?
I saw your first video of your machine crossbow unbelievable but watching Maria shoot it well she’s a good sport and not a bad shot. It was great to see her again
She is so sweet. I didn't watch previous videos so I don't know her connection but she is great on camera. Was a great video for a casual fan like me because I haven't seen all of these.
I think it's nice to see her with minimal makeup. The first time she was on the show I looked up a few of her modelling pictures and usually she's wearing much more makeup, which to be sure does look good on her. But like this she looks more cute and relaxed. As least as relaxed as a cute girl can feel out in the woods with a mad scientist that can bench press her and her agent at the same time. I think she's not really used to doing a modelling gig where she's not required to look perfect, doesn't have to keep thinking of posing and showing off her legs and ass. Here she's instead just asked to go with the flow and try to have fun. I also think she's just a little intimidated by Jörg. I mean who wouldn't feel a bit intimidated the first time you met him? And it's not just his build but also his personality that's as large as his chest.
@@blahorgaslisk7763 He lives right next to a busy road, people walk by all the time. Not "out in the forest" that is a far reach brother. Its just business on the Slingshot Channel, chill out
We need a comedy show where all the fake laugh tracks are replaced with Jörg's laugh.
Underrated comment!
*HA HA HA HA!*
Yes please!
@@Kurse_of_Kall I read that in Tidas' voice
LOL
No simping on Mariya only on Jöerg i'm proud of this community
Because hes hot
We love him for his... Skillz! REALLY!
All i saw were joergs muscles was mariya in this?
This
This comment though^^
This community is awesome, no creepy simping here, only on Joerg ;)
Hey Joerg,
you are definitely one of Germany's priceless gems, mate.
Upon seeing this bow setup of yours, who wouldn't have broken out into a huge smile & shaken their head.
Too clever for words, in the best way possible.
The world is happier & better off, with you in it.
Thankyou.
"Mariya where did you learn to shoot?"
Mariya "Let me show my teacher ha ha ha ha"
Is it weird I want to put a slow mo filter over my visualization of her saying that?
My teacher's features!
underrated comment
This is a very underrated comment
They should have played the "Let me show Joerg's features" card! Maybe next time...
Jorg is such a gentleman: "I only have one chair, so I must do the unthinkable and sit while the lady stands."
I remember when societies actually had ladies. You can find them still in the records and museums.
@@TheBelrick ok Boomer
@@intrepidferret6704 Ok babyface.
@@TheBelrick you mean the ones that didn't have rights?
@@ThisNameWasntTaken you mean the time when the word rights wasn't even invented?
I had forgotten how fun Joerg Sprave's channel is. Glad I found it again, today.
if he was born a few centuries earlier we'd all be speaking Joergian right now
It would have been Teutoberg forest over and over again.... Agincourt, my ass.
Not that well known fact, Jörgs ancestors stopped the romans in Teutoburger forest alone
better practise that rumbling chuckle
@Aegon Aram Seems unlikely. I know little about bows, but they invented them late, meaning the Mongols (for example) had a longer history of manufacturing and use, as well as more combat testing.
And shooting Guns of his design
I love how throughout the video she has a nervous, polite smile but after shooting the full auto crossbow she's just grinning ear to ear. It truly earned its name as the fun switch
man ! one arrow hit another..
when the appocalypse hits.. i want mariya on late watch....
Exactly. I sometimes take people to gun range to shoot for the first time and I see that ear-to-ear smile a lot :D
I don't know how much of it is nerves or the fact tha English isn't her first language.
"For the short size it has, it really has power." A line I've said to many women.
Not to many women have said that about you though, huh? 🤣
its maybe small but smells like a big one
@zmcg The word "many women" itself is an achievement
😂
me too ha ha ha
Joerg reminds me of a lil kid digging through his toybox and showing off his favourites 😁
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
I think your spot on with that
Definitely the first thing that came to my mind in both videos
Yeah like his older neighbor came over and he's like, 'I made this and this and this!'
Well, yes
"She's obviously shorter than I am."
~ Joerg the Mountain
Really... You don't say..?
Jörg Sprave the Mountain that's shots
@@georgbarth395 Jörg Sprave, the Mountain that laughs
The mountain that shows you it’s features.
Jörg Clegane
Forgotten Weapons in the morning and TSSC in the afternoon! Here we are. We obviously like projectile launching. Probably see you over @taofledermaus next!
Imagine being an absolute dimepiece and having dudes stare at you all the time and you look over and Joerg is just staring lustfully at his bow lol
meh face medium body decent she got like a c 30 or something tho. i gues her hair looks avarage
@@goer3148 wtf. I can tell you do this a lot lol
@@goer3148 her body is way better than average or "decent".
Also, dude judging by your choice of pic you really shouldn't judge other peoples' bodies... My guess: 105kg's messy round beard greasy hair. No girlfriend since kindergarten....
Sound legit. 👍
@@Zathaghil damn dude, killed a man who's already dead
@@goer3148 lmao
It's cool seeing this awkward yet courteous Joerg.
Emphasizes how good natured he is, despite being a Human juggernaut who engineers deadly weapons. It's proof positive that Joerg is a good person - he's a very dangerous individual, but chooses to be friendly and helpful.
We need more people like him in the world. It would be safer and happier.
Joerg is a genuine guy for sure, a real gentleman.
Good people with dangerous knowledge exist, they're just ostracized and called the social cancel insult of the week.
There's none good but GOD. I love this guy though lol
He just likes balistics. Doesnt make him dangerous now does it?
That's what real masculinity is about.
Joerg: "No dear, I don't want to work with Mariya, but my viewers really appreciate her. I want her to show her features"
Mrs Sprave: "What?!"
Joerg: "I want her to show the bow's features"
Tywno you really think Mrs Sprave is your run of the mill wife? She is a heck of a woman, she survived Joerg when he was young. Haha haha.
I wonder if that sounds even worse in German?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was hoping for some jörg-mariya fan fiction.
@@ajstyles5704 Yes, first 40 years are most difficult for boys :)
Speaking of your slingshots, I'd recommend converting the inside of the handle into a compartment and have that store the extra band and tool. So even if you're "out in the field" and have a breakage you can fix it! Love the channel GL!
Mariya genuinely wondering just how many children Jörg’s eaten during lockdown, to look so *jooocey.* _Need to appreciate here that both are communicating in English entirely for our benefit!_
He consumed his ballistic gelatin to get big.
Cause as he said the shape up protein is derived from pig skin.
I think they enjoy speaking in english
Once a german gets going there's very little to stop him, luckily this guy went with bows and a fun take on history😜
@@theokrisna then he forgot to mention the rat shit
Im sure thats the secret ingredient
Well 80% of germans speak english very well so is not big deal
@@manhavai but most of us are not that conftable with it.
for the whole video, Joerg's wife was targeting him with an instant legolas, ready to show him its features in case he overstepped with Mariya.
In case he showed her HIS features
@Jack The Ripper No.
@Jack The Ripper gosh no
Y'all need help. Joerg has been very clear that he's not interested in this sorta thing.
xD
That explains the awkward body language of most of the shoot.
Joerg has the joyous and comforting presence I imagine Santa having.
Santa with a hint of homicidal maniac.
I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!!! MAKE THE FINGER HOLDER SLIDE WHEN YOU PULL BACK SO IT CAN HIT YOUR FINGERS AND STILL BE GRABBED IF YOU WANT!!
This fixes the problem of needing to hold out your index finger. Like a cabinet hinge almost, Get it?
^ +1
@@dragonhealer7588 Thank you!! I really think Joerg should see this!!
+1 so Joerg sees this!!!
Yes, but it can ONLY slide forward a short bit, not backwards because then it's pointless.
Wouldn't that kind of hinge break easily with more powerful bows putting a strain?
"This is my weapon." "There are many like it but this one is mine."
Since we're quoting Full Metal Jacket: This is my rifle, this is my gun! This for shooting, this is for fun!
I am Heavy Weaponsguy.
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will
Soldier reference from TF2 haha
@@xpdatabase1197 nonono full metal jacket youngster.
Every time I come here I'm overwhelmed by Jörgs wholesomeness and the way he has so much joy in what he does and how he does it.
And as a German myself I can 10 out of 10 relate to the linguistic struggles that show here and there.
Besides that I want to say thank you Jörg, danke für so viel mehr als nur Entertainment und Sicherheitsbelehrungungen, für deine herzliche Lache und deine beruhigend Art in deinen Videos.
Danke für ein bißchen Ruhe dass du jedem einzelnen Zuschauer schenkst.
Danke.
Jörg brings a smile to my oft depressed face, and warms my soul.
Thank you, large German slingshot man.
"I'm not going to cut this so you can't say I cheated".. word for word what he told his wife also
Lol
This is what i I thought
lmao hahahah
The only thing Mrs. Sprave worries about is Joerg love his machine bow too much😂
@@ancapeancape9829 plot twist: his wife designs them all so Jorge needs her
I clapped when she hit the dog food can 1st shot. I love this kind of simple, honest and unpretentious content. A man sharing his passion with an interested student will always be great viewing.
7:45 Cant tell you how many times I've said that in my life
had to dig deep for this. have a like!
That was incredible A+
Can't say I can relate, but funny.
You can apply so much innuendo in this video though, it's crazy.
@Dwight Lee You have a small PP ! !
Why isn’t this top comment smh
It's really funny watching Jeorg explain his hobby to a normal person.
He is normal
To use
@Chris Ruiz they where not that bad...
Are you saying Joerg is not normal?
@Chris Ruiz Hearing his laugh from a mile away is like hearing a Banshee, if you were a medieval villager you knew you were fucked
This man is a genius. Still going strong! Keep up the good work!
Joerg: has a few million subs
Mariya: gets 3k subs from being featured
People: "woah this entire channel is simp"
I think most people watching these videos would rather replace mariyah (being taught and shooting) then replace joerg (having to explain to a hot girl, but not getting much of the fun).
In most videos she would be people's dream, in this video she is living the people's dreams.
Well said... id guess 99% of the people in this comment section would love to spend an afternoon shooting joergs bows.. this young lady is lucky.
you would need about three Mariyas to replace Jörg in his sheer mass
last time she had a coat on, this time she will get way more as 3k subs lol and why ? because damn that is a hot body and nice smile
I agree 100%.
@@mgtowwarrior8261 yes she fire body on fleek
As she shot, jëorg really sounded like a proud father
Can you tell me which bows are your creations and which are available to the public ?
@@stephenhensley5631 why are you asking dragon shadow9 which bows he has made? He hasnt made any bows
😂
@@scrithen2836 he’s practicing before he’s really asking Joerg. 🥸😀
Thank you for the demonstration of each of the weapons. I did not understand when you spoke directly to your German audience, but I very much enjoyed hearing your native language. Lastly, it was wonderful to see Mariya's experience with each of the weapons, she is a natural when it comes to hitting the target time and time again. Well done to both of you, and I look forward to your next event together.
Nice to see her more comfortable than in the first video. Now she already knows Jörg is a true gentleman.
Been a sub for Joerg for years I remembered way back when he had like 800 subs and thinking this guy is cool he makes his own badass slingshots, damn what a long way he's come. For this vid We are all here for Mariya's return!! lol Who doesn't want to watch a talented, beautiful girl kick ass in archery and seems really cool. Great video!
I also followed from the days of little wooden slingshots, he's gone completely off the rails and become a absolute madman, excellent.
Who knew he had all of this in him? It's remarkable to see him so comfortable in front of the camera and so casually showing us his newest inventions. I don't know what he did before UA-cam but he's certainly found his true place in life.
As for Maria, pretty girls with guns are twice as pretty as girls without guns, pretty girls with bows are ten times prettier.
I honestly didn't know Mariya, I only follow the channel for 5 months. Even people (mostly men?) not interested in Joerg's contraptions, will now subscribe to his channel.
@@markfergerson2145 Haha yup. I agree for sure. I respect a girl who's willing to get dirty too you know get muddy and not worry about their 300 dollar manicures or nails lol. Sadly I'm used to that living in NYC lol. But yeah bro. Jorge definitely found his place. When if first found his channel I said to myself how does this guy not have more subs but that Russian gun dude has millions? I forget the name he's known for blowing shit up but this guy is on another level since he makes his own weapons lol. The Batman of rubber weapons and slingshots lol.
@@MKF30 totally agree a fun loving guy living the dream such a nice guy
A great range of archery and crossbow variants! I cannot deny, it was very nice to see Mariya again. Sadly I don't do Instagram but I wish her all the best for the future for her, and for yourself Joerg! Stay Safe and Keep Well, sir.
2 years from now:
*Can* *Mariya* *Learn* *To* *Shot* *A* *100* *pound* *war* *bow?*
Jörg - "WOW she is a natural"
@水生葉 Nope you are absolutely wrong.
Since you must be new here, allow me to explain, like Jörg did in some of his previous videos.
JoergSprave is an old UA-cam channel and back in the day UA-cam didn't allow letters from the extended Latin alphabet
.
So if you wanted to use letters like Æ, Ø, Å or Ö, Ä, Ü, ß, or Á, É, Í, Ó, Ú, Ñ (
and others), then you had to be creative.
OE in English sounds a lot like Ö in German so he went with that. He could change it if he wanted to, but there just isn't much of a point in doing so anymore.
@水生葉 no, he's said himself that it's supposed to be Jörg
@@acediadekay3793 yeah, the convention where you can't use an umlaut due to character set restrictions is to put an e after the umlauted letter, so oe = ö, ae = ä, and ue = ü.
@@Skiamakhos ae can also be the nordic letter æ and it is said differently in different languages...
@@magnusasgeirsson7244 Ah, that's the æ ligature, which is different. The vowel-e convention for umlauted vowels is purely a thing of English typesetters trying to represent German umlauted letters when they don't have the right typeface for it.
I know I wasn't the only one with a smile watching Joerg's excitement to teach someone to shoot.
Everyone simps harder for Joerg than her. Good work boys.
Well, cuz he such a big boss figure
Wel isnt that why were all here the weapons are just a added plus
In the words of Richard Sharpe "now that's soldiering"
@Axe Cannon yes, that's what a true man looks like!
This reminds me of when friends come over and you show them all your toys
"THIS IS MY NEW POWER RANGER TOY, AND THIS IS MY SOCCER BALL, AND THIS IS SPIDER MAN"
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
@@scottharbin1868 HAHAHAHAHA
I love this guy, working hard to arm the German people in the face of strict gun laws. xD
to be correct its not the the "gun" law but more the regular weapons law which keeps changing frequently.
(which covers all exept guns, for guns there is an extra gun law. Guns where banned ~40 years ago for most people. You can get them but you need at least 1 year membership in a shooting club and shoot airguns first / or pay a curse to get a hunter certificate with exams)
@@hyperhektor7733 - [loading a 50 round 7.62x51 drum mag while admiring my rifle and trijicon vcog]
Europeans were disarmed by Americans.
Think about it. Think very carefully about it.
@Ginger Ginger what kind of people? What do their hats look like?
@@puzzlingcentaur America has school shootings and gun violence all over and its getting worse. We're fine.
“What are you doing step jeorge”
Jeorge: *HA HA HA*
Let me show u my features
Ugh oh
lol
Bahaha yall are terrible.
This comment is NSFL hahaha XD
Who’s that magnificent person? Oh and it was cool Mariya was there too.
😉👍🏻
It's like a dad teaches his daughter to defend herself in case of zombie outbreak
One of the few normal comments next to all those lewd ones. Joerg really treated her rather as a daughter. But everyone sees according to their ability. :)
dumbuser One or two times when she looked back at him, I got the impression that she was looking for approval. This made me think it was more of a father-daughter kind of thing from early on.
This is just a Skyrim tutorial
It's like father and daughter but with *******
That should have been real The last of us 2.
always good to see a dad trying to connect :)
I think you don't realize how strong you are Joerg, it's awesome to see both of you two shooting
I spent a good minute looking at them, and wondering whether Mariya's just a petite woman and Jöerg is a big man, or Mariya is average and Jöerg is a giant.
Look at his arms! Enough muscle there to protect the planet two times over... for each arm!
I was born too late to explore Earth, too early to explore the universe, but just in time for Jöerg to show me his gadget's features.
Jöerg is a giant. Need I remind you about the time he stabbed through a riot shield
Not a giant, he only stands about 5'9" to 5'10" and weighs about 264 lbs. Learn how to do research.
@Depressed Rat sounds like Robert Hunter is fun at parties
@@roberthunter4884
Yeah I got a few years on him, and a few inches and pounds too...
But he is mostly all upper body from his work and play... That's why I was just saying he should have asked her what muscle groups she was using, if more people understood it's a great form of exercise as well as a great sport and lethal weapons... more people would enter the sport!!! l
When he's not filming he becomes a wooden pillar that supports the universe!
I never thought I would see a pump action bow and crossbow!
Well done mate, excellent inventions 😃
I just watched a 47min commercial, and I enjoyed it :)
haha so true
mad lad
Oh my, i didnt realise it was 47m long until i read this after the video
For all of you who enjoy the aesthetic aspect of Mariyas participation in this video, look up Bogenspannerin on Wikipedia. There are statues of a woman just about to shoot an arrow. The artist managed to display the beauty that we just witnessed here.
Thank you Jörg for being the perfect gentleman that is needed for this video. It could have easily become a sexist disaster, but you showed us once again how to treat people respectfully.
Thank you Mariya for agreeing to show us something that is not on the list of your normal activities. I have a great respect for that, because that would be far out of my comfort zone. I would be afraid to make a fool of myself. But you clearly managed not to make a fool of yourself, instead you showed us that untrained people can have fun and succeed in archery, especially with the Instant Legolas devices. And you looked gorgeous whilst doing so. Since you are a model, maybe you should consider having some professional pictures of you taken while shooting a bow 👍
I love these two, what a combination, an exceeding nice guy talking with respect and humour to a lovely lady. Fantastic
- What's your name?
- Maria
Okay we are here with MAĞİYA today
maʁia
?
@@dunklerrattenkobold1997 It's about German accent 😂, and French partially..
It's the german pronunciation of maria. It's also a common german name.
This is the normal way the "r" is pronounced in the German language. With exception of some dialects in the South of Germany, you pronounce it like that always. Your tongue is much further back and much lower, it is actually articulated close to the uvula by the rear part of the tongue, not the tip. It is a totally different "r" sound as supposed the Engish or American "r" sound, and it is also different from the "tongue roller r" that is used in Spanish, Arabic and actually a ton of other countries where the tongue actually flutters briefly. The latter one is also found in Scottish dialect I believe, and some other English dialects. There is far more than 3 "r" sounds.
Oh man I wish I could come shoot with Joerg also. But I am a middleaged man with nosehairs.
Just wear the leotard, and you are in!! Hahahaha!!!!
Don't let your age stop you. Joerg is 55. Hit the gym and get shooting.
So do but I'm just ugly but your right it would be fun.
Maria is not ugly but she’s MILES away from being super hot Jennifer Laurence level.
@@unai_asecas9070 Jennifer is miles away from being Jöerg level tho.
Joerg, I hope you know how awesome you really are. Such a joy watching your channel over the years. Funny how many people doing the SCA with me watch you. LOL, I was showing my horse bow to some friends. As I was pulling it out of the case I did a Joerg impression "Let me show you it's features". Everyone knew who I was imitating. You are loved here in the states!
Wow, thank you!
39:40 Joerg: But there is full auto experience left, have you shot something full auto?
Mariya: No, Joerg: Like a machinegun?
*Mariya vague MG-42 memory flashback*
Mariya: Yes, When I Was In U.S. SOCOM Black Ops As A Green Beret Back In The Late 1990's Sporting This Same Outfit Along With An; HK MP-5 In My Right Arm & An HK MP-7 In My Left As I Rescued Some Hostages, Saving My Commander That Was Pinned Down By A Band Terrorists In The Kuwait Oil Fields, Lol!
P.S: Ya Got Any Cigars & Any Good Whiskey In Them There Barrels Over There I Can Sample To Take The Awkwardness Of Our Visit!?! 😀
Joerg, I love your emphasis on safety and the acknowledgment of the limitations a smaller person would have to overcome for archery. A great sport for everyone, once you learn the proper technique!
sliding legolini looks amazing! hope it gets full production some day, would love that
It’s fantastic seeing how happy he is to share his creations with someone
I enjoyed that heaps Joerg thank you , Mariya's a sweetheart , it was really nice to watch just normal human interaction as opposed to all the stress and corruption going on in the wider world.
I think my favorite was "The ADDER". I may actually look into buying one of those! However "FULL OTTO" is in a class all by itself!
The German version of Hawkeye and his daughter teaching archery scene
38:29 Jöerg: "It's the same slingshot, but of course it's completely different."
I love this guy 😆
Just so you know: In German we replace the Umlauts with oe, ae and ue if the actual Umlaut isn't supported. So it would either be Joerg or Jörg but never Jöerg.
@@gownerjones Thanks, I didn't know.
Jorge , I love your channel and watched it for years now, and I'm glad to see maryia
I'm Glad you have Mariya there, that way you get a different perspective of someone using your products. This way you can make adjustments tuned to others.
When you see her struggle with loading the weapons..... it just shows what a beast joerg is 😅🤭
Just seeing them stand side by side. Holy shit, he really is a beast of a man.
Look at his older videos. Dude put on some serious muscle mass in the last 2 years. He was never small, he’s just even larger now lol
Yeah maybe she should have used those pillar sized legs to pull back, probable would be slightly easier
The inverse could be he is average/slightly above average and she is petite. We still don't have a frame of reference to his height/weight.
Legit his arms are the size of my head
I see she is wearing the recommended safety gear.
Female Armour in RPG games
Jeorg: (Has beautiful girl on his channel,) "Let me show you her grouping!
He is a total professional.
i dont know who i love more..
yoga pants..
joerg should wear yoga pants
Yes
Ha 😂
...for his arms
id simp for it
simpppppppppppppppp
Da ich lieber positive Kommentare schreibe, tue ich das hier. Hut ab, das hier ist eine echte Frau und kein Playmate Püppchen. Wer will schon mit einem Poster leben. Sehr beeindruckend und sehr ehrlich. Die weiss was Sie kann und lernt dazu. Schade das Ihr Kanal nicht mehr erreichbar ist. Eine ganz tolle Frau und natürlich ein ganz toller Typ. Gut umgesetzt. Respekt.
Dam Joerg hearty laugh always puts a smile on my face.
Thank you , Joerg and Mariya .
Joerg, you’ve made an archery addict out of this young lady!! Amazing job, brother!!
Thank you to whoever created yoga pants! Can't wait till joerg wears them...
@Anders ᛖᛚᛁᚨᛋᛖᚾ underrated comment LMAO
I can wait ... Ha ha ha
joerg in yoga pants charging with a rocket propelled war hammer.
Yeah yoga pants are great on a great body... 😝
joerga pants
they show you his features...
Joerg looks like some medieval blacksmith to me, especially when he gets to the part about "Let me show you its features"
What an engineer ! That auto bow is a must have !
I liked the bow which you held with drawn with your index finger, nice and quiet.
I liked the style of the FX Indy Arrow and the manual pump.
But the weapon that appeals to me most is the Adder for its simplicity,just swing the cocking lever,tap the safety off, aim + shoot!
This was a fantastic video, entertaining from start to finish, Mariya was a little shy but I'm sure if she had one day familiarising with all the weapons and a little time to think she would be more talkative on the pros and cons for someone her size. So this was first impressions really.
Jorge...can't thank you enough for making these and starting your channel, completely interesting!
I just wanted to tell you both, coming from an American.
I think you both speak English very good!
I wish I understood German! :-)
Very well 👍🏼
Doesn't it just make you feel dumb?
@@kblskables2877 what, why?
I love this video, I love Joerg and Mariya.
very entertaining to watch them interact
Honestly, I Loved all of them!! You guys were having so much fun!!!
Thank You Both for making such a fantastic!! Video!!
when joerge speak in German and you have English subtitles on, WOW!! he says some really interesting things lol
IKR?
I was laughing out loud !!!
This comment needs more up votes, im dying
You are right, from 27:44
Joerge? It's Jörg or Joerg. Joerg is a German name, equivalent to George in English.
I turned the english subtitles on for when he spoke german to see what you meant! Interesting indeed! 😆
She's shy now but wait till she starts to get the hang of it!
😏😄
When I first saw my first video I thought "Wow what a fun guy to have as a neighbor!" I just want to let you know how much I enjoy your show Jorge.
American: Its a Machinegun!
Joerg: Yes'nt
Haha, okay!
Best comment I've read so far
Jöergs not even just a brick house he’s the whole damn Neighborhood
Idk what that means, but this is good
Toxic
@@maxim6088 British slang "Built like a brick shit house." - A big man.
@水生葉 no its not someone already explained it to u i think
Thats a whole ass fact lmao😂😂😂
Wohoo, Mariyas BACK!
interesting - because it's heavy (the Fenris) she's using a form similar to a heavy warbow shooting form like Joe Gibbs!
I saw that to. It appears it is a surprisingly natural way to shoot at your limit.
Now that's a great comeback
Loved this video! Thank you. Having Mariya load and fire the weapons is a great way to test your design for ergonomics and ease of use. For example, she had difficulty cocking the Adder and the compressed air weapon. The Fenris compound bow product was a bit heavy too. While Mariya is a beautiful, fit young lady, she does not quite have the arm strength to (comfortably) operate some of the weapons. I’m certain there are many women that would feel comfortable. But I suspect they are on the fringe of the bell curve. I’d like to suggest in a future video, you invite a tough, yet beautiful military woman to your range. She may be able to shoot with ease - and laugh as much as you do when she hits the target.
An Instant Legolas adapted to be a workout device! That's what the world needs!
Put the shots on string or something so they can be retrieved and fired easier, I'm too lazy and it's too boring running after them and loading it again.
Then maybe you can make a taser version too.
@@Aeroxima But that's the part of cardio training.
@@theokrisna But it's haaaaaarrddd
I see a rowing machine auto ballista in your future.
@@Hebdomad7 That sounds amazing. The neighbors might not be so pleased.
I bet she came back to get a hook up on that Shape Up powder, after seeing Joerg's gains.
For real. She has some shoulders on her! Looks like a swimmer.
Shape Up powder? O.o
Love your channel and products, Jöerg. I've been a fan for a couple of years. Mariya is an absolute goddess and a fine shot!
I'm disappointed they didn't shot the 1k joules airgun
Next time amigo
her arm would most likely be blown to pieces, joerg even had to take a break to recover from the shot
Lol she'd go flying! XD I bet she'd still hit a bulls eye I mean her grouping on everything else is amazing.
You monster!! Yes please
I love seeing Jorge show his incredible weapons to kind people who would never use them to hurt living things unless it was to save many more lives!
I think Jorge should get a big table out and fill it with his many weapons and then bring Maria back and let her choose what she wants to use one at a time and then after learning about a few of them she gets to run some kind of test like 10 cans laid out on the range and maybe a spinner and then a blocked spinner or something and time her with 3 of the tools or maybe let her try first then after getting instructions and tips from Jorge and some practice seeing how much she improves!
So killing 1 person to save 10 is reasonable? LOL
@Boomproof yes
this was pretty cool to watch, a nice change of pace from my regularly scheduled program when browsing youtube
I want to have this guy in the zombie apocalypse team. :D
Absolutely im paying him to design my armory 😂
He is a zombie apocalypse team.
@@richardcranium8247 dude, get your politics outta here
@@richardcranium8247 xd, not even chinese.
why don't you go eat your hamburger 500 lbs man.
@@richardcranium8247 dude, are u delusional?
u clearly started to be racist by calling me chinese because i told you to get ur "holier than thou" attitude outta here.
go back to twitter. where there are more of the toxic people like you.
RAID: Shadow Legends didn't sponsor this video D:
It seems like these sponsorships have vanished from one day to another or I'm a master of avoiding them 😅 I also haven't seen an ad for it.
I believe he mentioned in the Fenris vid that he stopped monetizing his yt, iirc, he's got better revenue streams now thanks to his genuine entertaining ingenuity. yay!
If possible, on the Legolini can you add a "stop" (like on a crossbow) after reload to maintain the tension rubber without muscular strengh to help aiming ? I think it would be a good improvement, no ?
That would turn it into a crossbow, and in Lukasz's country it would require a license AFAIK.
This guy really knows how to have fun, I always watch the videos, they are always entertaining, good job!
A fun video as always. great to see that you two have fun
I saw your first video of your machine crossbow unbelievable but watching Maria shoot it well she’s a good sport and not a bad shot. It was great to see her again
3:48
Don’t say features don’t say features don’t say features 🤣.
Jokes aside, this was a great video. This is my favorite channel.
"Do more archery and maybe something else......"
Everyone:
😏
"BODYBUILDNG".
Arnold knows this TRUTH.
LOL I read this and a short bass and drum intro played in my head.
no.
@@KennethKustren-lr6tg That is technically how you build a body.
He's obviously talking about his ballista he has hidden somewhere around there.
She is so sweet. I didn't watch previous videos so I don't know her connection but she is great on camera. Was a great video for a casual fan like me because I haven't seen all of these.
Good to see she still looks a little awkward, but looks like she's having fun.
I think it's nice to see her with minimal makeup. The first time she was on the show I looked up a few of her modelling pictures and usually she's wearing much more makeup, which to be sure does look good on her. But like this she looks more cute and relaxed. As least as relaxed as a cute girl can feel out in the woods with a mad scientist that can bench press her and her agent at the same time. I think she's not really used to doing a modelling gig where she's not required to look perfect, doesn't have to keep thinking of posing and showing off her legs and ass. Here she's instead just asked to go with the flow and try to have fun.
I also think she's just a little intimidated by Jörg. I mean who wouldn't feel a bit intimidated the first time you met him? And it's not just his build but also his personality that's as large as his chest.
@@blahorgaslisk7763 He lives right next to a busy road, people walk by all the time.
Not "out in the forest" that is a far reach brother. Its just business on the Slingshot Channel, chill out