Fight starts after man "stole" bum's bag on NYC train

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  • Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
  • walking into to Fulton Street station in downtown Manhattan, and this argument ensued after a man supposedly "stole" another man's bag. Man pushes guy off of train car. IG: @valeria13
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  • @spvcs3615
    @spvcs3615 Рік тому +2154

    Never delete this.. 💯😂 this is a fucking historical gem.

  • @youtubered1627
    @youtubered1627 5 років тому +6024

    0:25 “this is going viral. This is gonna be on UA-cam”. He wasn’t lying

    • @jacobjenn1
      @jacobjenn1 5 років тому +74

      Dababy holy shit, looked it up and it is! Crazy.

    • @jronny7764
      @jronny7764 4 роки тому +15

      It was his bag I can't believe his fat ass thought nobody was gonna help he stole a homeless man bag that's sick

    • @deejayf69
      @deejayf69 4 роки тому +1

      Prolly not in the way he hoped lol

    • @julissasarmiento3868
      @julissasarmiento3868 4 роки тому +1

      UA-cam Red
      No he wasn’t jajaja

    • @Nia62899
      @Nia62899 4 роки тому +2

      Hey Dababy 😂😂😂💀

  • @bruck6675
    @bruck6675 4 роки тому +8856

    He sound like a whole pastor

    • @stillfree7315
      @stillfree7315 4 роки тому +112

      He sound like funk flex a little bit Lmao

    • @FRESHTEA4U
      @FRESHTEA4U 4 роки тому +45

      @skyboundpilot that's a common stereotype I hear. Not all pastors are money seeking.

    • @FRESHTEA4U
      @FRESHTEA4U 4 роки тому +26

      @skyboundpilot I agree, they are bad pastors. They aren't doing the Lord's work. They are doing it in their own advantage. But not all of them are like this trust me.

    • @anthonygavin1425
      @anthonygavin1425 4 роки тому +5

      User death imminent.

    • @jblegend5272
      @jblegend5272 4 роки тому +2

      On god

  • @RaytheGrayt
    @RaytheGrayt 11 місяців тому +253

    This man's attitude and yelling pretty much describes life in New York. Just fed up with everything 😂

    • @Animeow08
      @Animeow08 13 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @889bigdave
    @889bigdave 3 роки тому +3375

    He called he said “ THIS IS GOING VIRAL THIS IS GOING ON UA-cam “ and 8 years later here we are 🤣

    • @jasonjones3694
      @jasonjones3694 3 роки тому +19

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @JS-ib5hq
      @JS-ib5hq 3 роки тому +9

      Lol 😝

    • @AmareshAsmara
      @AmareshAsmara 3 роки тому +24

      This video lives in my head rent free bruh 😭🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @camwlp
      @camwlp 3 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @misslaurap
      @misslaurap 3 роки тому +1

      Pmsl class

  • @darreylhenderson702
    @darreylhenderson702 4 роки тому +8249

    Dude yelling, sound like a black minister in a gospel church 😂😂😂

    • @user-lu4xp7iv8c
      @user-lu4xp7iv8c 4 роки тому +124

      Darreyl Henderson HAAAAAHLP. HEEEEEHLP.

    • @2valid._.richiee977
      @2valid._.richiee977 4 роки тому +11

      Darreyl Henderson frrr

    • @YackeeChan
      @YackeeChan 4 роки тому +27

      I’m dead 😂🤣😂

    • @Lee-One
      @Lee-One 4 роки тому +6

      Brian The Explorer That’s sad

    • @spicyboy8484
      @spicyboy8484 4 роки тому

      how dare you steal a comment but make it big worded

  • @dr.woozie7500
    @dr.woozie7500 9 місяців тому +209

    This video is officially part of NYC subway lore.

  • @newyorksbeerreviews1280
    @newyorksbeerreviews1280 Рік тому +172

    “Where is the cops when you need one?” Seriously!!! Truest statement

    • @TRUTHSETTERANIMALSRULE
      @TRUTHSETTERANIMALSRULE Рік тому

      IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, BECOME A COP AND PUT UP WITH ALL FREAKS IN THIS COUNTRY THEY DEAL WITH AND SEE HOW FAST YOU RESPOND!!!! MORON!!!!

    • @dorgyamtso4830
      @dorgyamtso4830 4 місяці тому

      On the phones

    • @thefaydou91
      @thefaydou91 4 місяці тому +1

      That’s the same all around the world

    • @owensnipesjr.1553
      @owensnipesjr.1553 7 днів тому

      YES !!!! THAT…where are the cops 👮🏾‍♂️ when you need them. IF YOUR WATCHING THIS. “IT ONLY HAPPENS IN NEW YORK CITY” TOURIST BEWARE…There’s crime being committed every 20 seconds.

  • @isaiahyhomas1650
    @isaiahyhomas1650 4 роки тому +8517

    Bruh if him yelling “police help!” Isn’t the funniest thing on the planet earth then idk what is 🤣🤣

    • @nazuibam892
      @nazuibam892 4 роки тому +43

      Yo mama

    • @courtgizzle
      @courtgizzle 4 роки тому +136

      Sad but this is true, if it’s a white lady it will be a different story

    • @1don468
      @1don468 4 роки тому +20

      @@nazuibam892 I was just going to say the same thing but that's disrespectful

    • @mulhollanddrivehobo6910
      @mulhollanddrivehobo6910 4 роки тому +59

      @@courtgizzle ofc, the police will clearly "hear that this is a white voice" and will come fast to help the white woman

    • @eqic3530
      @eqic3530 4 роки тому +3

      Tik tok

  • @c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754
    @c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754 4 роки тому +3199

    "you ain't even a cop; you ain't even a toy cop!" 😂😂

  • @thegreateramericansociety5852
    @thegreateramericansociety5852 Рік тому +31

    If I worked 16 hours and someone did that to me I would have knocked him out.

  • @ChooseLoveToday316
    @ChooseLoveToday316 Рік тому +119

    I come back to this occasionally. That dude should be in sitcoms. The voice, the emotion he's just perfect. Like humanitarianly, culturally this is Art.

    • @DANIELLONE-ir1on
      @DANIELLONE-ir1on Рік тому +3

      He is probably too old he would aged over 11 years this is from 2011 he already looked middle age 50's

    • @g_enigma
      @g_enigma 6 місяців тому +8

      He could play the new Carl Winslow

    • @roastchicken401
      @roastchicken401 5 місяців тому +1

      He sounds like an angrier Patrice O'neal

  • @1KQ_
    @1KQ_ 4 роки тому +3899

    "Now you're assaulting him"
    That dude just finished a 16 hour shift, I would have done way worse if some random bum walked up to me and accused me of stealing 🙄

    • @enriquebarnica5535
      @enriquebarnica5535 4 роки тому +53

      Id still let them see if there was that imaginary ID they wanted to see and then be on my merry way

    • @jasontan7920
      @jasontan7920 4 роки тому +70

      I know right who the f*ck even agree with assualt

    • @Xaylocke
      @Xaylocke 4 роки тому +11

      Enrique Barnica bold to assume they’d let you go 🤣

    • @sei1318
      @sei1318 4 роки тому +77

      Enrique Barnica that would worsen the case, if he saw what was in it and if the police had actually arrived, he could’ve told the police what was in. It could be the truth or a scam.

    • @crazycadillacman
      @crazycadillacman 4 роки тому +40

      What if it was not a random bum, but rather a well known prominent bum?

  • @desireenicole1320
    @desireenicole1320 6 років тому +7742

    He sound like he can sing

    • @annielane5621
      @annielane5621 6 років тому +214

      Desiree Nicole I laughed out loud at you're comment.😂😂😂😂

    • @user-il9nc9tk6i
      @user-il9nc9tk6i 6 років тому +222

      He sound like gnarls Barkley lmfao

    • @kimrobinson6163
      @kimrobinson6163 6 років тому +38

      Desiree Nicole y'all got me LMBO😂😂😂😂

    • @ratskate9951
      @ratskate9951 6 років тому +12

      Please dm me 🙈 ma'am

    • @trainboy3534
      @trainboy3534 6 років тому +20

      Yeah, like Charlie Wilson.

  • @ROCKSTAR3291
    @ROCKSTAR3291 Рік тому +81

    This video always randomly pops up in my head and makes me giggle in the middle of the night 😂

  • @roberttreadwell2277
    @roberttreadwell2277 Рік тому +51

    The way he yells “PO-LICE HEEELLLPP!” I can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @ItsBeeRay
    @ItsBeeRay 5 років тому +3231

    "You ain't even a cop. You ain't even a toy cop". Bruh 😂

    • @alizethetallwoman
      @alizethetallwoman 5 років тому +10

      I was just saying that😂😂😂😂

    • @alexrobinson161
      @alexrobinson161 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @modirani1264
      @modirani1264 5 років тому +22

      That knuckle head LOL wow
      The guy loves drama
      And the girl video’n “he just landed on my foot” POLICE 👮‍♀️ POLICE 🚔

    • @seyimajek
      @seyimajek 5 років тому +3

      It's BeeRay LMAOOOOO

    • @niyas.9005
      @niyas.9005 5 років тому +1

      Lol 😂 💀

  • @TubsyTmac
    @TubsyTmac 4 роки тому +8815

    It's a scam. The guy in Yankees jacket is trying to get the guy to open the bag so he can see what is in it. That way when the cops come and ask the Yankees guy what he had in his bag to prove it is his bag he just says what items he saw when the other guy opened his bag for him to deceive the cop into thinking it's his bag. The guy that was yelling was smart not to open the bag until cops got there . It's a known scam in the subways.

    • @helena3631
      @helena3631 4 роки тому +1018

      That skinny guy look like a fiend...nyc is very scammy

    • @freebandz2900
      @freebandz2900 4 роки тому +292

      He still pushed so he probably going to jail

    • @tammysoprano173
      @tammysoprano173 4 роки тому +83

      Im from NYC fat dude quilty PERIOD

    • @emanplays5479
      @emanplays5479 4 роки тому +7

      @UCBmdUznEw5ZMOp4uRTJ1FMA that's what they need

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 4 роки тому +384

      Figured the guy was trying to get him to open it just to quickly take something or some bull shit like that.

  • @MalikDawson-jz4ng
    @MalikDawson-jz4ng 8 місяців тому +38

    10 years later this shit STILL funny😂😂😂😂

  • @billyx6589
    @billyx6589 Рік тому +24

    Funny how the POLICE never came to HELP!

  • @yrn_mya
    @yrn_mya 5 років тому +4025

    The guy pushed the bum lightly and he went flying like a piece of paper outside 😭

    • @voodooo3971
      @voodooo3971 5 років тому +101

      mya bailey it can happen to you too if you don’t hold your balance it can happen with anyone else but if you stay ready for it, it won’t work

    • @vh4690
      @vh4690 5 років тому +233

      A 40 pound crack head Frame goes pretty far. 3 yards was the farthest i achieved. Looking to brake my record here real soon.

    • @MultiAsssasin
      @MultiAsssasin 5 років тому +2

      Valerie Hoyle lmao

    • @TheStunnerFTW
      @TheStunnerFTW 5 років тому +52

      @@vh4690 brake. I think you just broke the worst spelling record.

    • @vh4690
      @vh4690 5 років тому +18

      Wraith were are the grammar police when i need them.

  • @jerrypeay584
    @jerrypeay584 4 роки тому +2508

    I sure hope the bag he was missing WASN'T the one over his shoulder..

  • @johnbritt2294
    @johnbritt2294 Рік тому +49

    They way he screaming Help Police! Had me rolling 😂😂😂

    • @truelyricist2
      @truelyricist2 Рік тому +3

      If This Happened Today Then The Police Is Nowhere On Sight On The Platforms, They’re At The Turnstiles Focusing On Fare Evasions & Being On Their Phones.

  • @ORtBO
    @ORtBO 2 місяці тому +12

    Carl Winslow just got off duty..

  • @5thRep
    @5thRep 4 роки тому +6242

    “I should at knocked him out....but I wanna go home” when you choose the comforts of your home over knocking a man out you have reached a new level of maturity

    • @QueenDaBot
      @QueenDaBot 4 роки тому +105

      This part played right as I was reading it😂😭

    • @johnochiltree1170
      @johnochiltree1170 4 роки тому +66

      Y’all don’t live in NYC, I take it.

    • @5thRep
      @5thRep 4 роки тому +12

      John Ochiltree Na I’m from Indy

    • @johnochiltree1170
      @johnochiltree1170 4 роки тому +221

      Nicholas Thompson look at it from this guy’s perspective, he’s probably facing a two hour commute, probably worked 8-9 hours, and has to deal with the homeless fool causing trouble and holding up the train, which holds up the train for the people at that station and the one behind it. So I’m surprised he was the only one threatening to knock that guy out. When you live in the city people have a short fuse and don’t tolerate this nonsense. We’re all trying to get home.

    • @5thRep
      @5thRep 4 роки тому +9

      John Ochiltree I can dig that

  • @karenrubio2752
    @karenrubio2752 2 роки тому +3077

    “This going viral this going on youtube” 😭😭 10 years later we still all lookin at ts 😂😂

    • @davidjonesjr2085
      @davidjonesjr2085 2 роки тому +21

      I watched this again after promising myself years ago that I wouldn't.... Smdh. Still don't know what happened either

    • @kwesonabrams2906
      @kwesonabrams2906 2 роки тому +1

      Lol fr

    • @redx5605
      @redx5605 2 роки тому +1

      I literally just looked it to fine the context

    • @yiotzu
      @yiotzu 2 роки тому

      @NESHCO ok

    • @WoahhTeamJacob
      @WoahhTeamJacob 2 роки тому +3

      Manifestation babes

  • @123uzuz
    @123uzuz Рік тому +27

    ‘You ain’t even a toy cop!’ I’m 💀

  • @ChampBoa
    @ChampBoa 8 місяців тому +27

    His ass sound like Judge Mathis and EDP445😂

  • @azariah1243
    @azariah1243 3 роки тому +1371

    "you ain't even a cop ... You ain't even a TOY cop" 😭😭😭

  • @thattruckerwes8072
    @thattruckerwes8072 3 роки тому +4059

    He was only using 5% of his power when he pushed him 😂😂

    • @Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime
      @Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime 3 роки тому +159

      1%

    • @teams6427
      @teams6427 3 роки тому +20

      Damn bigbodyass

    • @teams6427
      @teams6427 3 роки тому +48

      @@chalkbunt81 lol how are you homeless but you got a phone

    • @chalkbunt81
      @chalkbunt81 3 роки тому +28

      @@teams6427 I'm homeless, not brainless. Correlation ratio phone to home=0.

    • @teams6427
      @teams6427 3 роки тому +7

      @@chalkbunt81 no your homeless you don’t got shit

  • @Hans-yo2cq
    @Hans-yo2cq Рік тому +17

    The phrases the pastor is saying make it infinitely funnier 😭
    “THIS NUCKLEHEd was ALREDY ON DA PLATFOAM!!!” 😭

    • @bethannejones4179
      @bethannejones4179 3 місяці тому

      Your missspelling of words🙄

    • @RiiipMc3000
      @RiiipMc3000 20 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@bethannejones4179

  • @victorbeaubriant4758
    @victorbeaubriant4758 Рік тому +21

    Dude in the glasses is funny asf 😂

  • @originalljaz
    @originalljaz 5 років тому +4072

    I COULDN'T BREATHE WHEN HE STARTED YELLING "POLICE HELP POLICE HEEEEEEELP"

    • @marikastojanova8181
      @marikastojanova8181 5 років тому +51

      iamDelilah. Sameee lol I’m still laughing 😂

    • @jslack8973
      @jslack8973 4 роки тому +59

      I’m laughing at work loud as hell that was a Stranger Danger scream right there !!!

    • @theyluvv_e7
      @theyluvv_e7 4 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @kevincortez3291
      @kevincortez3291 4 роки тому +12

      I'M WEAKKK

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 4 роки тому +29

      This guy could be a great comic and actor.

  • @journeybeyondthesea
    @journeybeyondthesea 3 роки тому +6623

    The way he said “POLICE, HELP” took me out 😂😂

    • @arip9307
      @arip9307 3 роки тому +62

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ninapoochie
      @ninapoochie 3 роки тому +97

      Ysssss shit was hilarious

    • @kinsleyyalayah6590
      @kinsleyyalayah6590 3 роки тому +30

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NoLimits__8
      @NoLimits__8 3 роки тому +112

      “HELPPPP HELPPPP” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dvsh7168
      @dvsh7168 3 роки тому +93

      I swear to God I'm in tears after that "POLICE HELLLPPPP!"🤣

  • @Shawn-1954
    @Shawn-1954 8 місяців тому +12

    “I bet that’s my bag. Y’all wanna bet that’s my bag?! I guarantee you it’s my bag!” Lmao 🤣☠️

  • @harleyhoffman4752
    @harleyhoffman4752 6 місяців тому +11

    "you ain't even a toy cop" LMAO
    how is that not a GIF
    😂😂😂

  • @mangotango6877
    @mangotango6877 3 роки тому +4302

    I think it’s funny that as mad as he is, he doesn’t curse throughout the entire thing. And the harshest thing that he calls him is a knucklehead

    • @littlebuddy5321
      @littlebuddy5321 3 роки тому +164

      I mean he said he should've knocked him the hell out tho

    • @BabyGlock-
      @BabyGlock- 3 роки тому +5

      Wowwwww

    • @latriciaholmes8992
      @latriciaholmes8992 3 роки тому +175

      Worked 16 hours and coulda DEFINITELY DUSTED HIM OFF. AND DIDN'T EVEN CURSE. GOD FEARING MAN.

    • @Baebboi
      @Baebboi 3 роки тому +6

      So what he didn't curse big deal cursing is a sign of big intelligence according to science

    • @blueeyeswhitekarin3267
      @blueeyeswhitekarin3267 3 роки тому +40

      @@Baebboi
      No it’s not, you’re an idiot if you believe that.

  • @starqWs
    @starqWs 5 років тому +2745

    Know what I think? These 2 just pulled a performance to distract everyone, while the real robbery is happening inside the train

    • @shilohl2770
      @shilohl2770 5 років тому +414

      *law and order theme song intensifies*

    • @friendlypup5650
      @friendlypup5650 5 років тому +95

      starqWs this comment is underrated

    • @fedism
      @fedism 5 років тому +39

      Funny when that happened, a rare jewel was declared stolen and guess what line the personel were taking to go to the museum? Ill wait.

    • @dontplay3088
      @dontplay3088 5 років тому +1

      @@fedism realy???

    • @jamessaint9999
      @jamessaint9999 5 років тому +20

      Insert * MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME SONG

  • @sarahmatz4858
    @sarahmatz4858 Рік тому +14

    "Do you NEED MY GLASSES to see....I shoulda knocked him out!!!!"😂😂

  • @YallGurlRexyUltima
    @YallGurlRexyUltima Рік тому +16

    "POLICE POLICE HELP POLICE" GOT ME ON THE FLOOR 💀💀

  • @waslaughing
    @waslaughing 3 роки тому +3424

    Props to whoever recorded this. They held the phone steady enough

    • @Eastsidegeorgiaboy
      @Eastsidegeorgiaboy 3 роки тому +66

      Yeah but they didn't record it horizontally

    • @bingchilling9768
      @bingchilling9768 3 роки тому +13

      @white lives matter the police don't wanna deal with this💀

    • @aGwEENapple
      @aGwEENapple 2 роки тому +8

      @@Eastsidegeorgiaboy it wouldn't load right on here

    • @anibalcaballero7763
      @anibalcaballero7763 2 роки тому +10

      They should have followed them until the matter was resolved.

    • @gone7s923
      @gone7s923 2 роки тому

      @@bingchilling9768 I don't think any of what the fat dude did was necessary. At all.

  • @jslack8973
    @jslack8973 4 роки тому +2205

    1:11 You asked me I asked you was there a bible in your bag....you said “Utha atha utha utha otha “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭

    • @goead
      @goead 4 роки тому +5

      joidice slack lol

    • @DSilk90
      @DSilk90 4 роки тому +25

      I'm dead asffffff hellllll naw ☠☠☠☠ this will forever be funny

    • @wolfbaynes5663
      @wolfbaynes5663 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds like sean paul on the baby boy track "utha utha unna ya"

    • @thedog2583
      @thedog2583 4 роки тому +2

      💀

    • @itsupsettingmenmyhomegirl1512
      @itsupsettingmenmyhomegirl1512 4 роки тому +3

      this part always gets me

  • @user-ef6vk8bq5k
    @user-ef6vk8bq5k 9 місяців тому +6

    Nah, when he said "sir don't do this to me, let us go." I fell out my chair 😂😂😂😂

  • @blkkingg
    @blkkingg 7 місяців тому +12

    He look like carl from Family Matter 🤣

  • @charlesgerety1403
    @charlesgerety1403 4 роки тому +717

    When the homeless guy was pushed he snapped into lawyer mode.

    • @ItzMariano77
      @ItzMariano77 4 роки тому +3

      Charles Gerety frs

    • @charlesgerety1403
      @charlesgerety1403 4 роки тому +12

      @@ItzMariano77 He took everyone by surprise by spitting out this legal action. He knows his shit

    • @charlesgerety1403
      @charlesgerety1403 4 роки тому +4

      He must have found a law book somewhere at his local homeless shelter and studied tremendously

    • @shmokey8132
      @shmokey8132 4 роки тому +2

      Charles Gerety 😂😂 he need the money leave my man alone

    • @charlesgerety1403
      @charlesgerety1403 4 роки тому

      @Aleksandar Samardzic He does look kinda together now that you point that out.

  • @Misty8097
    @Misty8097 4 роки тому +1058

    "I asked you, 'Is there a Bible in your bag?'. You said 'Ehtuhetuhetuhetuh'"

  • @ZZ-rc1yw
    @ZZ-rc1yw Рік тому +4

    I wonder where that guy is now 😂😂💯

    • @RiiipMc3000
      @RiiipMc3000 20 днів тому

      I watched this long time ago and still think about this dude.

  • @iainowsiany7424
    @iainowsiany7424 Рік тому +6

    The bum always has the leverage in that situation because he's got nowhere to be and little to lose. The other dude lost as soon as he engaged in that crap. Notice how even keel the bum remained throughout. He knew he had him in the bag -no pun intended.

  • @merckcory65
    @merckcory65 4 роки тому +1658

    He yelling “police help! police help” , and they still didn't come. NYPD aint shit! Good thing it wasn't something serious going on.

    • @ByAnyMeans000
      @ByAnyMeans000 4 роки тому +61

      Ohai Ädeola yeah like 5 hours later 😂

    • @tocool5794
      @tocool5794 4 роки тому +2

      @@ByAnyMeans000 rt

    • @wastedbear1891
      @wastedbear1891 4 роки тому +39

      There’s like 700k cops just in NYC alone... u mean to tell me there wasn’t one there

    • @ladyadeola
      @ladyadeola 4 роки тому +7

      Wasted Bear I can tell you there wasn’t one there but the video shows that there wasn’t one sooo........

    • @mericanmuskles4205
      @mericanmuskles4205 4 роки тому +46

      The police arent magical guardian angels that just appear everytime something bad happens lmao

  • @Rose-qj6eq
    @Rose-qj6eq 5 років тому +3372

    I bet this man is a preacher... I know he is.

    • @tauresattauresa7137
      @tauresattauresa7137 5 років тому +50

      great Christian

    • @ibro796
      @ibro796 5 років тому +257

      "WHEN THERE IS NOOOOOO POLICE, THEN CAAAAAAAAALL UPON UR LORD, CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL 'OH FATHER GOD!!!'!!" 💀💀

    • @melvin2943
      @melvin2943 5 років тому +28

      A preacher wouldn't steal a homeless man's bag

    • @TheSwaggaElite
      @TheSwaggaElite 5 років тому +83

      0:40 DO YOU NEED MY GLASSES TO SEE, the blessings Christ has provided for you

    • @modirani1264
      @modirani1264 5 років тому

      Surge yea he would’ve tried tappin him 😝

  • @ListenClub4Life
    @ListenClub4Life Рік тому +11

    Yo, what is the identity of this man? I must know, because this man is a national treasure lmao!
    “This knucklehead”
    “He almost caught an uppercut and he would’ve been knocked the hell out! I SHOULDA KNOCKED HIM OUT!”
    “You ain’t even a cop, you ain’t even a toy cop”
    “POLICE!!! HELP!!!”
    “Do you need my glasses??”
    “WHERE IS THE COPS WHEN YOU NEED ONE?!”

  • @junkyarddog7003
    @junkyarddog7003 Рік тому +6

    An instigating naive woman was the first to say, now assaulted him. 😂

  • @Misty8097
    @Misty8097 4 роки тому +531

    I'm like 90% this dude either works for the city or the state. He's got a whole other kind of fed up attitude going on.

  • @sabikunm1816
    @sabikunm1816 5 років тому +5525

    LMFAOOOO I DIED WHEN HE SAID "POLICE HELP"

  • @SuperMasterJefe
    @SuperMasterJefe Рік тому +7

    This is literally like a movie. Dudes screamin like a character

  • @reijiotb5434
    @reijiotb5434 Рік тому +6

    POLICE!!!! HEEELP!!!! POLICE!!!!! HEEELP!!!! This is fucking gold ngl!!!!😂😂😂

  • @katkk538
    @katkk538 4 роки тому +680

    1:33
    Guy - "What is your name?"
    Other guy - *Loading*

    • @burstss
      @burstss 4 роки тому +4

      Kat Kk 💀💀

    • @sandis550
      @sandis550 4 роки тому +4

      Hugh Mungus

    • @mmymmy315
      @mmymmy315 4 роки тому +9

      Other guy: *_sweating_* _Can't get caught_

    • @ye-sc2bz
      @ye-sc2bz 4 роки тому

      Also the other guy : *Failed to load name*

    • @Yorkciv
      @Yorkciv 4 роки тому

      😭😭😭

  • @DoItWithThema
    @DoItWithThema 4 роки тому +2057

    The woman in the back is annoying talking about assault. Girl bye, nobody said anything when the man was harassing him now everybody wanna make their mouth loud, the man tryna get home

    • @CODEdragonCal
      @CODEdragonCal 4 роки тому +162

      There's going to be a "well she was right" comment you watch

    • @misfitsBP18
      @misfitsBP18 4 роки тому +140

      well she was right

    • @tageza6620
      @tageza6620 4 роки тому +23

      😂😂

    • @ramosruthie81
      @ramosruthie81 4 роки тому +3

      Exactly

    • @ellazychavito9222
      @ellazychavito9222 4 роки тому +14

      Plum Bob no that’s assault putting your hands on someone in any way is assault

  • @Millie_the_Mermaid
    @Millie_the_Mermaid 2 місяці тому +3

    "Will you get out the way....😑 Get Out the way!" 0:24 😂

  • @bankonitbilliards300
    @bankonitbilliards300 3 місяці тому +5

    12 years later he still hasn't opened the bag

  • @WaveManMike
    @WaveManMike 3 роки тому +2167

    “You ain’t even a toy cop”

    • @DillaVanilla
      @DillaVanilla 3 роки тому +58

      Dont give the guy above me attention, he is so lonley he uses hate to fuel his ego in his poor life

    • @anonymousv165
      @anonymousv165 3 роки тому +3

      Bro ur everywhere

    • @aithegoat3368
      @aithegoat3368 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mumin215
      @mumin215 3 роки тому +2

      @@DillaVanilla 😂

    • @MukoroJr
      @MukoroJr 2 роки тому

      @@anonymousv165 he god

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 3 роки тому +3645

    New Yorkers Feel This Pain In Their Soul. Can't tell you how many people I've wanted to suplex in the damn train station

    • @ramtron1775
      @ramtron1775 3 роки тому +60

      Hahaha....you said "suplex". I bet you say DDT too huh?. Old school WWF.😆

    • @softandwet7195
      @softandwet7195 3 роки тому +44

      Take’m all to the gulag

    • @ThaKenMan
      @ThaKenMan 3 роки тому +36

      Wait aaa minute!!!

    • @B355Y
      @B355Y 3 роки тому +18

      UA-cam recommendations got you too, huh? Lol

    • @alisteroidthecheatertestos964
      @alisteroidthecheatertestos964 3 роки тому +45

      There’s people like that bum around the train stations of NYC all of the time. He’s basically trying to scam the man out of his items and this happens all of the time.

  • @braydonphelan8810
    @braydonphelan8810 Рік тому +8

    Legend has it, the police never came to help.

  • @bernieudo9072
    @bernieudo9072 3 місяці тому +2

    Modern day version of The Honeymooners 2024. Pilot. "When Ralph first ran into Norton."😂

  • @ggskillz9999
    @ggskillz9999 5 років тому +3576

    2:00 first time I ever heard a black man scream for the police.

  • @blank9032
    @blank9032 4 роки тому +2229

    **legit screaming at him**
    “Ok, I’m talking nicely”

    • @slio661
      @slio661 4 роки тому +2

      Caramel Autumn that’s a different situation

    • @slio661
      @slio661 4 роки тому

      Or thing

    • @InterstellarCloudd
      @InterstellarCloudd 4 роки тому +25

      Caramel Autumn he lowered his voice

    • @4thAndGoalSports
      @4thAndGoalSports 4 роки тому +17

      Imagine when he isn't talking nice

    • @addiegurl
      @addiegurl 4 роки тому +7

      The more he yelled and made a scene, the more I felt like he really did steal the bag

  • @CPCatcher
    @CPCatcher Рік тому +2

    Carl Winslow was sure upset that day! Lolz

  • @rockandrollstar6393
    @rockandrollstar6393 Рік тому +5

    The way he screamed police help 😂😂😂

  • @karinal75
    @karinal75 2 роки тому +1314

    There’s so many gems in this video.
    1. Do you need my glasses to see what’s in my bag?!
    2. I asked you was there a Bible in your bag and you said Otta Otta Otha Otta.
    3.police! Police! Help! Help!
    4. The push.
    I’m in tears 😭

  • @lilrose4093
    @lilrose4093 4 роки тому +3168

    anybody else feel a bad for the big dude..all he wanted to do is go home from working 16 hours

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 роки тому +394

      He was super stressed bruh

    • @domcolon828
      @domcolon828 4 роки тому +9

      fact B

    • @yackeem4442
      @yackeem4442 4 роки тому +31

      I feel bad for the other guy

    • @Gahhdayumm
      @Gahhdayumm 4 роки тому +45

      Bruh idek but you guys are missing smth like wtf why didnt he just open the bag??

    • @sterling4520
      @sterling4520 4 роки тому +264

      00 00 the guy asking to see inside the bag is doing the common scam where you accuse someone of stealing ur bag then ask to see it so that when the police ask what’s inside you’ll know and they could hand it over

  • @edwardwilliams2031
    @edwardwilliams2031 9 місяців тому +5

    That man probably works harder than most of us and y’all call him a bum.

  • @Ghostiepassion35
    @Ghostiepassion35 9 місяців тому +4

    The skinny guy has already have a bag on his shoulder and he wanted other guy bag when he already has one 😂

  • @fortunefourfilms
    @fortunefourfilms 3 роки тому +1291

    The fact that this is 9 years old, proves how the internet works in mysterious ways.

  • @rihanna5749
    @rihanna5749 4 роки тому +2554

    “You ain’t even a toy cop” HAD ME DEAD 💀😭😂😂

  • @penwrites6006
    @penwrites6006 Рік тому +2

    Why don't the accusing guy say what he thinks is in the bag FIRST and then have the POLICE open up the bag

  • @addicttt
    @addicttt 4 дні тому

    1:59 Him yelling for the police to help him will always be funny 🤣

  • @Zzzk23
    @Zzzk23 4 роки тому +3619

    The dude in the subway represents NYC pretty well.
    “I wanna go home.”
    “WHERE ARE THE POLICE?”
    “YOU AIN’T A COP. YOU AIN’T EVEN A TOY COP!”
    “CLOSE THE DOORS.”
    Edit: Most NYC people wouldn’t actually call for the police. But desperate times

    • @Misty8097
      @Misty8097 4 роки тому +173

      "I wanna go home" is the strongest NYC sentiment while on the train.

    • @FRESHTEA4U
      @FRESHTEA4U 4 роки тому +44

      Turn this into a movie where two buddies fight in a subway and become friends.

    • @alilclosey28
      @alilclosey28 4 роки тому +10

      agizzy23 lived in this city all my thirteen years
      This s*#t happens everyday
      Really represents nyc🤣

    • @Zzzk23
      @Zzzk23 4 роки тому +6

      Frankie Khan YEEEP

    • @g4m3ron14
      @g4m3ron14 4 роки тому +7

      u forgot HELP POLICE

  • @saynotololi
    @saynotololi 4 роки тому +1027

    Lol he actually barely pushed him. So him falling like that was just dumb af. Guy lost his balance. They acting like he pushed duke hard.

    • @emilythomas8305
      @emilythomas8305 4 роки тому +204

      Clary Hustles You’re the type of girl who would sue someone if their dog sniffed you.

    • @saynotololi
      @saynotololi 4 роки тому +29

      Emily Thomas lmao.

    • @keyboard2758
      @keyboard2758 4 роки тому +12

      Clary Hustles no it isn’t for it to be assault there has to be a mark that lasts 24 hours

    • @MakaveliDior
      @MakaveliDior 4 роки тому +1

      Emily Thomas Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @tocool5794
      @tocool5794 4 роки тому +3

      @Clary Hustles lol you real funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrMiamiswaggz305
    @MrMiamiswaggz305 Рік тому +3

    The clarity and quality of this 10 year old video is amazing.

  • @CtRAIN77
    @CtRAIN77 6 місяців тому +2

    Carl Winslow and E-40 had a baby😂😂😂😂

  • @Simeautomatic100
    @Simeautomatic100 5 років тому +911

    2:00
    They goin replace police sirens & insert his voice as the offical sirens.

    • @vatoloco1243
      @vatoloco1243 4 роки тому +20

      😂

    • @jonathanlamas7004
      @jonathanlamas7004 4 роки тому +27

      Bro you made me crack up so hard

    • @toniocbfw
      @toniocbfw 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 4 роки тому +1

      Sim ? POLICE!!!!!!!

    • @catry707
      @catry707 4 роки тому +1

      HA HA HA! I don't remember when was the last time I laughed so much.

  • @dbzwarrior17
    @dbzwarrior17 3 роки тому +3146

    The way he says “Where is the COPS when yaa NEED One”
    Lmao dude is deadass a GTA character I swear

  • @Kore-Lay
    @Kore-Lay Місяць тому

    0:12 "I thought this was close to New Years!.. where they at?!?!" lol 😆🤣 This never gets old!

  • @brandongarland50
    @brandongarland50 Рік тому +1

    😭😭😭😭 He even sounds like Patrice O'Neal ranting on the radio with Opie and Anthony and one of his stand up specials all at once lmaooooooo. Especially when he said "your not even a toy cop" 😂😂😂😂

  • @stevenlittlefield7862
    @stevenlittlefield7862 4 роки тому +861

    3:37 That man did not push him that hard lol he was lookin for a quick law suit 😂

  • @thetrainguy400
    @thetrainguy400 3 роки тому +1947

    2:01 How They Called Cops in the 1700s

  • @keyunagaines206
    @keyunagaines206 Рік тому +2

    The average person is slow
    Can't tell he took that man belongs? Big guy guilty...

  • @LinkII08
    @LinkII08 6 місяців тому +3

    “You know what, this is the second train I missed because of this knucklehead...” 4:28

  • @skrakaayyyyy_itzyostep
    @skrakaayyyyy_itzyostep 3 роки тому +881

    "This is going viral man this will be on UA-cam"
    He wasnt wrong 🗿

    • @lamargames3940
      @lamargames3940 3 роки тому +3

      When did he say that please

    • @lamargames3940
      @lamargames3940 3 роки тому +1

      @ItsKa7ana I watched the whole video but I didn’t heard that.

    • @helennieto6775
      @helennieto6775 3 роки тому +6

      @@lamargames3940 0:24

    • @lamargames3940
      @lamargames3940 3 роки тому

      @@helennieto6775 thank you so much!

  • @calvinmerriman1381
    @calvinmerriman1381 6 років тому +1457

    “I should’ve knocked him out but I wanna go home”😂😂big facts

    • @MsKeva771
      @MsKeva771 5 років тому +17

      He didn't wanna go home cause he would have opened that bag up for everyone to see if he had nothing to hide after working a 16hr day. 😂😂 Lying thief. I'm with the bum on this. 🤣🤣

    • @issasecretsecret7814
      @issasecretsecret7814 5 років тому +75

      i doubt he was lying. He open the bag twice for him and he kept giving him different pockets to open. After the second time of proving you wrong and you still claiming thats your bag clearly that person wont shut the hell up even if you opened it up for the third time. Seems like the bag was on his shoulder the entire time

    • @brolythelegendarysupersaiy4762
      @brolythelegendarysupersaiy4762 5 років тому +11

      Keva for one you must not come across pan handlers often, this bum is stuttering while trying to falsely validate his story, the guy opened it twice for him and the bum didn't even know the brand of the bag, so therefore the bum was full of shit, but me being me, I would of beat the shit out of him and got to go home.

    • @johnramrod4413
      @johnramrod4413 5 років тому +15

      keva kinsler this is a scam homeless crackheads do all the time

    • @derekmeade1741
      @derekmeade1741 5 років тому +8

      Jessica Rabbit you must not have any respect for yourself if u would open your private bag for every “accusation” some asshole is making

  • @ChrisKillzOfficial
    @ChrisKillzOfficial 11 місяців тому +1

    “Look, I’m talking to you nicely.” and then you do cute giggle 😂 Historical document here. Bless you!

  • @DeathMorethanlife
    @DeathMorethanlife Рік тому +4

    so just in case yall don't know theres this thing in nyc where a bum comes out of nowhere claims you -stole- something of _his_ than he will ask you to open the bag and when you open it he will say *"ThAtS mY sTufF"* which is a lie so they can get the police to believe them and the police will give the bum the bag so he can steal the stuff and sell or do whatever with it like i feel so bad for the man he came home from a *16* our shift and has to deal with this shit I'm so surprised the guy didn't beat the hell out of the bum and u can tell he came from a 16 hour shift cuz he seemed super pissed like damn go get a job and stop bothering people like instead of going on a subway accusing people of stealing ur stuff just get a job:/ it's not hard what legit finished me and caused me to throw my computer across the room is the fact that annoying karen said "Now you assaulted him" OF COURSE HE ASSUALTED HIM DUMASS HE CAME FROM A F*CKING 16HR SHIFT AND HE HAS TO DEAL WITH CRAP LIKE THIS _N0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0OO0O0O0O0OO0O0O_ like bro what For everyone who believed that homeless man Jeez... May god Lead u to a straight path

  • @tjat5
    @tjat5 3 роки тому +534

    Imagine working 16hrs and having to deal with this 😳

  • @DJQuan718
    @DJQuan718 4 роки тому +861

    "He was already on the platform when I came. He walked up to me. He almost caught an uppercut"
    *I SHOULD OF KNOCKED HIM OUT* 😂😂😂

    • @Meow-tp2oc
      @Meow-tp2oc 4 роки тому +10

      have*

    • @ladyleo1533
      @ladyleo1533 4 роки тому +24

      Here comes the grammar police.

    • @Meow-tp2oc
      @Meow-tp2oc 4 роки тому +7

      @@ladyleo1533 whoop whoop 😳

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +4

      lady leo welp
      Not like he spelled anything wrong he just literally used the wrong word entirely soo oh well? Lmao

    • @ladyleo1533
      @ladyleo1533 4 роки тому +5

      Lol who cares if he use the wrong word it's UA-cam lol not school

  • @cheggycchig
    @cheggycchig Рік тому +2

    "Now you assaulted him" yea after he was literally preventing the door from being shut. He was attempting to forcefully enter. What else do you expect him to do??? Not only that, but the yankee guy could have gotten seriously hurt doing that anyways. He could have gotten stuck in the damn door!! Then what?? If anything that guy did exactly what he was supposed to

  • @andrewlewis7409
    @andrewlewis7409 5 років тому +1276

    2:00 when my 10th grade crush gets picked up by her 24 year old boyfriend

    • @zorex.
      @zorex. 5 років тому +70

      excuse me, what?

    • @kraftyjae8915
      @kraftyjae8915 5 років тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zachberman8553
      @zachberman8553 5 років тому +50

      Holy shit why is this so accurate

    • @_room121_
      @_room121_ 5 років тому +10

      Andrew Lewis at my high school it’s the grade 8’s and 9’s with the way to old boyfriends lolol

    • @montinyek6554
      @montinyek6554 5 років тому +13

      Andrew Lewis and you're 47

  • @playz6449
    @playz6449 4 роки тому +463

    3:37 *he pushes him
    That female Morgan Freeman in every subway fight: Now he’s assaulting.

  • @sergiopabon7772
    @sergiopabon7772 Рік тому +2

    Is that Carl Winslow?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @mariastewart8810
    @mariastewart8810 Рік тому +3

    Life is stressful enuff then having to deal with this!🤨

  • @Roh-c8e
    @Roh-c8e 3 роки тому +473

    Whole New York subway system is a giant insane asylum.

    • @jraqa2593
      @jraqa2593 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thepuggleparty
      @Thepuggleparty 3 роки тому +24

      *whole New York State

    • @y00nkitty
      @y00nkitty 3 роки тому +2

      I can confirm smh

    • @laurenreed4290
      @laurenreed4290 3 роки тому +11

      I just came back from NYC and I can also confirm this. Y’all are in a whole nother dimension 😭

    • @nyafisher10
      @nyafisher10 3 роки тому +5

      I say this every morning. Everyday some shit man lmao