"Victor Krum!" "Ah, his father Salacious will be so proud! Son, you've done our family a great honor and might I add, eh HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" Brilliant joke.
"She's not dead, Argus." "She's catatonic." *Snort* So many lovely riffs in this selection! The Frederic Chopin one kills me every time, because it's so true.
I have one major problem with this video. It does not include one of the best Rifftrax jokes in the whole Harry Potter series: "What's happening? Are we winning? What's that smell?"
Making one 10-minute video must have been hard for the fan who created this compilation. I only have the first movie's Rifftrax jokes and there is a lot of hilarious jokes in this one.
French Paul 1988 I do appreciate the time and effort put into the making of this. However, in my opinion, that joke is one of the funniest they've ever done, and it would only add to the great video.
1:50 - From the first second I saw that moment in that movie, I couldn't understand it. Glad to know it's not just me that thinks that's a weird facial expression.
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." - Yeah, so why did they get 50 pts and Neville only 10? 🤔
0:44 I think i've played enough Okami to say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! and yeah props to the 2 or 3 people who got that joke....it might not have been a very good joke but someone had to make it
Because this is so funny, I can't give this a thumb's down--- but I'd like to, for the horrendous sound. Hasn't the RiffTrax tech team ever heard of COMPRESSORS?? And take some friggin' 2,8KHz out of the tone. More than 'some' actually.
"Ever been arrested for breaking and entering, Harry? I have. A lot. ...I'm not well, Harry."
"Did someone duct tape a cat to a ceiling fan?"
And I'm rolling on the floor
"Meet me at the top of the stairs in ten seconds."
"Have your slinkys ready."
Dumbledor: "I will now fight the big lady to the death."
Ethan from Resident Evil: Village: "Ah, a fellow man of culture, I see."
"Hey, it's Doctor..um..."
"Who."
"I'm trying to remember, give me a second."
"It's a director's cut of Avatar that's actually good"
"You're right, I don't believe it"
"Victor Krum!"
"Ah, his father Salacious will be so proud! Son, you've done our family a great honor and might I add, eh HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
Brilliant joke.
"She's not dead, Argus."
"She's catatonic."
*Snort*
So many lovely riffs in this selection! The Frederic Chopin one kills me every time, because it's so true.
"You shall become my new cat"
"Ron! Fred! George!" "Ringo!"
4:29, "Behold, Hagrid's sippycup! ...Of fire. ...Right sure, his sippycup... of fire!"
(2:05 - 2:07) "You've murdered my cat! You shall become my new cat!" (Bwahahahaha!)
"Who gave the Pop Rocks to Tinkerbell?" LOL I don't think clapping will bring her back after that!
"SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES"
(toad croaks) "GO TO HELL"
kills me every time, and ive replayed that about 5 times now
3:28 for the toad
6:19 "Luna in the sky on that thing... aaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!" My favorite part!
4:25, "I will now fight the big lady to the death!"
Dumbledore V. Aunt Marge
I have one major problem with this video. It does not include one of the best Rifftrax jokes in the whole Harry Potter series: "What's happening? Are we winning? What's that smell?"
Making one 10-minute video must have been hard for the fan who created this compilation. I only have the first movie's Rifftrax jokes and there is a lot of hilarious jokes in this one.
French Paul 1988 I do appreciate the time and effort put into the making of this. However, in my opinion, that joke is one of the funniest they've ever done, and it would only add to the great video.
Where is that one from?
ThelolipopCreeper It’s from the fight with Quirrell when Harry starts touching his face.
That's literally the one I was looking for :)
"Alright Harry, now rip out the copper wiring. For, uh ya know, magic's sake."
5:05, "No, No wah! Evil wah!"
(appears) *WHO SAYS I'M A GROSS, BLOODY BABY?*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
The cat part from DH pt. 2 had me in stitches!
Freakin' hilarious from the start of the first movie, all the way to the end of the 12th part of the last movie. :P xD
"Myrtle!"
"Why aren't you in hell?"
lol
🎵Luna in the sky on that thing🎵
🎵aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!🎵
1:50 - From the first second I saw that moment in that movie, I couldn't understand it. Glad to know it's not just me that thinks that's a weird facial expression.
"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." - Yeah, so why did they get 50 pts and Neville only 10? 🤔
0:44 I think i've played enough Okami to say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! and yeah props to the 2 or 3 people who got that joke....it might not have been a very good joke but someone had to make it
6:52 *"Give a hoot. Don't pollute. I'm a podium. Thank you."*
😂
"Myrtle... why aren't you in hell?!"
Something Wicked This Way Comes, Go Ta Hell!
They included the "Catatonic" joke but not "But has your pet been cat-rified?"
*gotohell*
5:55, must that always come back to haunt me.
I loved these lol
PACKERS!!!
Welcome back Kot-ter-dor!
00:28 Hmm, turns out I might be a wizard, after all..
The end killed me xD
The “He was zapped by a fat, bucked-toothed man holding an evil baby” bit always kills me XD
I love it when Kevin can be heard cracking up.
Callbacks to previous riffs? I can’t get enough
gah they make me laugh so hard,esp MIke...
I'm really curious... In the end, do the guys from RiffTrax like those movies or not?!
“Scabbers!” Will never not be funny 😆
Celautious Crum hahaha
6:35 i wonder how all 3 of them avoided that, if they went through other exists, who went through the P-Hole?
No fattys on my bridge
And so, Jiminy Glick was born.
0:38 "On an unrelated note, it was right after i saw Miss Congeniality 2."
0:54 "AND NOW, I FEED!"
"Sorry... swallowed a dog toy!"
Up yours Percy I'm head boy
-lupin
I actually wish they could do it again with new jokes!
5:39 "...Onions..."
whyd u speed it up
6:34 🤣🤣🤣
Ah ah Better duck guys yeah watch it that P is razor sharp that was close
no no Wahhh, Evil Wahhh
"I wanna cadabra!"
The fifth movie was amazingly crappy crap, but I think that movie's riff was the best of all the HP riffs.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍 awesome
I love rifftrax so much but holy shit does this sound dated. So much charm tho honestly
Because this is so funny, I can't give this a thumb's down--- but I'd like to, for the horrendous sound. Hasn't the RiffTrax tech team ever heard of COMPRESSORS?? And take some friggin' 2,8KHz out of the tone. More than 'some' actually.
3:00
Lol
“What would mein fuhrer say?”
“Warner Bros. logo is about to crush us all”
“Sam Kinison’s autobiography”
lol
“Voiced by Mike Tyson”
"GO TO HELL"
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