Splitting the Check - SNL

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  • @llpaints3677
    @llpaints3677 3 роки тому +11668

    The writers seemed to anticipate the exact moment where I'd be losing interest in the first story line and threw in a delightfully random plot twist

    • @Artytanium
      @Artytanium 3 роки тому +221

      lmao exactly what I was thinking. And it worked

    • @damunzy
      @damunzy 3 роки тому +169

      Only season 47 and they still haven't figured out how to end skits. This one was acceptable though

    • @j0lly.j754
      @j0lly.j754 3 роки тому +24

      Gen Z humour

    • @ItsScottJones
      @ItsScottJones 3 роки тому +41

      I read this - losing interest - at the moment it happened :D

    • @7cavblack858
      @7cavblack858 3 роки тому +19

      M. Night Shyamalan be taking notes.

  • @hahathatsgood
    @hahathatsgood 3 роки тому +8827

    "That, I'll admit, was a little grocery shopping," is such a gorgeous line

    • @hahathatsgood
      @hahathatsgood 3 роки тому +33

      Now that I've seen the rest of the sketch I feel that it goes downhill from here

    • @Justin_311
      @Justin_311 3 роки тому +9

      Like calligraphy?

    • @NickTV12
      @NickTV12 3 роки тому +106

      "I don't expect you guys to pay for that" 🤣 🤣

    • @heathersantora2221
      @heathersantora2221 3 роки тому

      @@hahathatsgood
      Tnothingpoehle mom https can you

    • @Lily-tj1zo
      @Lily-tj1zo 3 роки тому

      the BEST. ....

  • @uttercontrivance
    @uttercontrivance 3 роки тому +4835

    Owen Wilson OWNS unassuming, cheerful, wholly dishonest self-absorption.

    • @NickTV12
      @NickTV12 3 роки тому +56

      The accuracy of this typecast 👌🏼

    • @CRFSUIGENERIS
      @CRFSUIGENERIS 3 роки тому +8

      Yes 🙌🏻

    • @vinylstynyl
      @vinylstynyl 3 роки тому +61

      He owens it

    • @Mewted
      @Mewted 3 роки тому +10

      ......while aware he is admitting to it at the same time of his protest.
      also, Eli Cash.

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 3 роки тому +9

      @@vinylstynyl I’m hereby boosting the signal on your comment 😄😏

  • @arnabiarnab3037
    @arnabiarnab3037 3 роки тому +5470

    It’s always the guy who says “let’s just split it evenly”…. Who will always owe the most

    • @fancyoo8670
      @fancyoo8670 3 роки тому +142

      ugh my peeve because I dont drink alcohol usually just water I always feel people will say lets divide it evenly.. umm I had a salad only you had 2 cocktails an app and an entree

    • @firstnamelastname7708
      @firstnamelastname7708 3 роки тому +34

      @@fancyoo8670 and dessert!

    • @joiedevivrenyc
      @joiedevivrenyc 3 роки тому +38

      Yeah, nothing is more fun than splitting a $1000 bill. 😑

    • @Doedelzzakspeler
      @Doedelzzakspeler 3 роки тому +34

      I always feel this is the way poor/cheap people get away with a good night out, just take some friends who don't drink or dont eat that much and split the bill

    • @bellaf7774
      @bellaf7774 3 роки тому +1

      Does ur name mean My rabbit Rabbit?

  • @mateo_olivares
    @mateo_olivares 3 роки тому +514

    he’s actually a good actor ngl. his reactions and not overly done mannerisms really do it.

    • @mrmoralman1
      @mrmoralman1 Місяць тому +1

      He never trained to be an actor

  • @cassandraeloveandfitness
    @cassandraeloveandfitness 3 роки тому +4415

    “That, I’ll admit was a little grocery shopping. And I don’t expect you guys to pay for that.”

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 3 роки тому +37

      Hahahaha, prolly charged him $30 for a carton of eggs. 😆

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 роки тому +15

      @@lynnwilhoite6194 but the $30 eggs were from farm-raised, cage free, organic, read-stories-at-night chickens LOL. Note: we’d fall for it- 🤣

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 3 роки тому +3

      @@cUser691 Yes, if that’s the case, I’ll take 2 cartons! 🤣

    • @kristi9
      @kristi9 3 роки тому

      🤣👏👏👏

    • @DELTA_77805
      @DELTA_77805 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/xrNjCbmbsA4/v-deo.html

  • @redbeardboss
    @redbeardboss 3 роки тому +7390

    this would never happen in a Terrazanos

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 3 роки тому +210

      We're not going to be made fools of right in front of our fiancés, right Mark!?!

    • @karliskottage7708
      @karliskottage7708 3 роки тому +84

      I know Krav Maga!! You know that I know Krav maga 😡😡

    • @christinacatalano
      @christinacatalano 3 роки тому +2

      Ahahaha yes

    • @mattlohr
      @mattlohr 3 роки тому +50

      @@HisVirusness I wish I hadn’t told you my name!

    • @PIXPromosMore
      @PIXPromosMore 3 роки тому +52

      Or a Dominico's

  • @S2C8509
    @S2C8509 3 роки тому +1509

    "Indianapolis Bones" sounds like an adult parody.

    • @kalilasamo2489
      @kalilasamo2489 3 роки тому +41

      @@t10star30 who checks the comments section before finishing the video & then blames posters for spoilers 🙃

    • @BattleBound
      @BattleBound 3 роки тому +31

      In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon...Indiana Bones and the Ass Crusade

    • @Selyidar
      @Selyidar 2 роки тому +2

      And now I want to watch it

    • @rlopez8630
      @rlopez8630 11 місяців тому

      @@kalilasamo2489 happens to me all the time, and I hate myself for it every time

    • @audiolatte
      @audiolatte 4 місяці тому +1

      @@BattleBound 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @crispinhandly6159
    @crispinhandly6159 3 роки тому +1293

    "Did I do that! Urkel." - Looks at the only black guy at the table like its a bonding moment lol

    • @butterflysmile348
      @butterflysmile348 3 роки тому +4

      The Black Actor's name you are referring to is Keenan Thompson and he is very talented!!

    • @PaulTheSkeptic
      @PaulTheSkeptic 3 роки тому +23

      @@butterflysmile348 I mean, it didn't seem like he was implying he wasn't talented... Do we have to know all the black actors names now? I promise I'm not racist. I'm just not good at remembering names. I'll study though. I promise. Is there a list somewhere or... nevermind, I'll find it.

    • @crispinhandly6159
      @crispinhandly6159 3 роки тому +74

      @@butterflysmile348 I grew up with Keenan and Kel. I'm well aware of his name and his career. I didn't call him "the only black guy in the room" because I'm unfamiliar with who the actor is playing him. You didn't get the point of what I was saying. If I had said "looks at Keenan Thompson" the point I'm making loses all effect. He didn't look at Keenan Thompson. He looked at the only black guy in the room. That's what makes it funny.

    • @marvelsProtege
      @marvelsProtege 3 роки тому +12

      @@butterflysmile348 you get me? Find racism where there Isn't any yes

    • @butterflysmile348
      @butterflysmile348 3 роки тому +11

      @@crispinhandly6159
      I understand your perspective now. Take care.

  • @kolourfulneco
    @kolourfulneco 3 роки тому +161

    “I’m actually more concerned that you called us friends”😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @OmarNg7X
    @OmarNg7X 3 роки тому +3481

    I feel like Owen Wilson's face hasn't changed in 30 years.

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 3 роки тому +30

      Hes got a real Bateman thing going on.

    • @Silentbob1494
      @Silentbob1494 3 роки тому +11

      Probably because it hasn't.

    • @MordsMordreas
      @MordsMordreas 3 роки тому +37

      Owen Wilson is the reason I don't fear aging anymore.

    • @TheEnd-eg6wq
      @TheEnd-eg6wq 3 роки тому +11

      I wish his nose would change, creeps me out.

    • @homeroreyes7093
      @homeroreyes7093 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheEnd-eg6wq I just commented that it's like it's caving in on the right side and that may be cause of heavy cocaine useb

  • @nokocchi1983
    @nokocchi1983 3 роки тому +2779

    heidi's "AM?" absolutely killed me LMAO

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed 3 роки тому +13

      Do you work for SNL?

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 3 роки тому +6

      @@mikecantreed If only. So we could scrub it of all that SJW filth, amirite?

    • @SWNavII
      @SWNavII 3 роки тому +31

      Her facial expressions and her tone always hits just right. 😂

    • @Dweller415
      @Dweller415 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I laughed.

    • @ironmike5812
      @ironmike5812 3 роки тому +11

      @@HisVirusness no. Snowflake

  • @gabrielmontoya1407
    @gabrielmontoya1407 3 роки тому +794

    "a little too much information" and laugh response to "im a vegetarian" really got me haha. this was just hilarious!

    • @Nessa_1990
      @Nessa_1990 3 роки тому +7

      Me too!! hahaha that was hilarious.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus Рік тому +3

      My favorite line

    • @kelsiermistborn
      @kelsiermistborn Рік тому +1

      Same!!

    • @ShakaZuluX
      @ShakaZuluX 10 місяців тому +1

      hahahah that was his polite way to say : Vegetarian? "I don't give hoot"

  • @mikeeb6308
    @mikeeb6308 3 роки тому +157

    I'm so glad Owen Wilson is back in business. He is one the top comedic actors of all time in my book.

  • @GalinDray
    @GalinDray 2 роки тому +108

    The way he laughs at his own impression, grabs the dudes wrist next to him and then softly reiterates what impression he was doing is masterful.

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat 11 місяців тому +5

      Not just the guy next to him - the *Black* guy next to him. It was part of the joke that he whispered "Urkel" to the only Black guy at the table.
      I cringed and laughed at rhe same time 😬😬😂😂😂

    • @NukaColaKris
      @NukaColaKris 8 місяців тому

      ​@@dmochatI think that's a projection from you pal 😂

    • @flowstategmng
      @flowstategmng 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@NukaColaKris No, he's right. The black guy is the only one who definitely knows the impression. He's basically going "That was cool, right?"

  • @JonBastian
    @JonBastian 3 роки тому +2910

    LOL. This pretty much nails the first episode of every Amazon Prime original series ever. They seem determined to make it really hard to want to go on to number 2. And yes, the first act of every first episode must veer into sudden -- and very violent -- WTF land.

    • @pollardk.1116
      @pollardk.1116 3 роки тому +10

      Indeed.

    • @luke-alex
      @luke-alex 3 роки тому +18

      it's way underrated in my opinion, but I know what you mean. I see it as a good thing, that they're adventurous.

    • @fredthesavannahcat2899
      @fredthesavannahcat2899 3 роки тому

      My bad. I'll not watch otherwise 😜

    • @vickiefisher6587
      @vickiefisher6587 3 роки тому

      👍👍

    • @daflotsam
      @daflotsam 3 роки тому +9

      So, every episode of Game of Thrones?

  • @CarlosHernandezLive
    @CarlosHernandezLive 3 роки тому +2630

    This has new writers written all over it, and I fucking love it.

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 3 роки тому +608

    “Nothing my trusty whip can’t handle -“
    *killed immediately* 😂😂

    • @Aranyparipaa
      @Aranyparipaa Рік тому +1

      Reverse card :D

    • @babotond
      @babotond 8 місяців тому

      does the word 'whip' ever even occur in any indiana jones movie?
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 6 місяців тому +3

      Reference to when Jones shoots the guy wielding the knife

  • @justsomeidiot548
    @justsomeidiot548 3 роки тому +133

    "Jennifer we can make this work if you tell the judge you were lying" how had no one noticed this part yet lol

    • @daydream_believer
      @daydream_believer Місяць тому +1

      None of us know how to read calligraphy?! 🖋😉😂

  • @joshmholmes25
    @joshmholmes25 3 роки тому +118

    "well some people had more than others.."
    "Did they?"
    Proceeds to read a bill longer than a landing strip 🤣🤣🤣

    • @laniarianna8398
      @laniarianna8398 2 роки тому +3

      but the real question is: did anyone else get a chance to eat anything?

    • @JJVernig
      @JJVernig 2 роки тому

      They didn't use the tractorpaper...

  • @theq86
    @theq86 3 роки тому +1282

    I thought when he said he was blacking out he was getting delirious and was hallucinating the last half. Surprised they committed to the Amazon promo and not ending with him drooling on the table.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon 3 роки тому +29

      Same. Thought for sure he was dreaming it.

    • @hthumbs4072
      @hthumbs4072 3 роки тому +17

      That's where I thought it was going too!

    • @gmaher17
      @gmaher17 3 роки тому +14

      Your way is actually way funnier.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon 3 роки тому +27

      @@gmaher17 Possibly, but I respect the writer’s bold decision to go ape-shit and run with it.

    • @jaredrak6003
      @jaredrak6003 3 роки тому +2

      Totally what I was expecting too, that was wild

  • @vickiefisher6587
    @vickiefisher6587 3 роки тому +1532

    Owen Wilson makes magic out of just about anything. Glad to see SNL is capable of an exceptional new Season.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah. Last year's wasn't nearly as good as this, though you can probably chalk that up to 2020 being chaotic and the cast members and writers being affected by it.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 3 роки тому +8

      At least they gave us this before we have to endure Kim K next week.

    • @lizannewhitlow1085
      @lizannewhitlow1085 3 роки тому +2

      @@gllyflower She will likely surprise us all.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 3 роки тому +5

      @@lizannewhitlow1085 Nah. I'll add though that I also don't like when they have athletes as well. 99% of them are wooden and terrible.

    • @vickiefisher6587
      @vickiefisher6587 3 роки тому +2

      @@gllyflower Kim👍 LOVE Ye too. Love Kardashians & Kaitlyn Jenner. Eager to see what Kim brings…

  • @jatilq
    @jatilq 3 роки тому +1277

    "they had us in the first half, not gonna lie,"

    • @Topic_____542
      @Topic_____542 3 роки тому +1

      You're gonna battle, you're gonna fight, no matter what you're gonna be alright

    • @afkathisguy
      @afkathisguy 3 роки тому +1

      I had like #888!

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 11 місяців тому

      I thought it would end with him having some dirt on each of them to blackmale them into splitting the bill.

  • @skinnybuddha8988
    @skinnybuddha8988 3 роки тому +31

    An Indiana Jones with Owen Wilson as the star would actually be amazing. Just make it a similar character to him in Shanghai Noon and it'll be film of the year

  • @ethancovaci9681
    @ethancovaci9681 3 роки тому +61

    I love it when the villain doesn’t hesitate and just pulls the trigger 😂

  • @ellalivingston3947
    @ellalivingston3947 3 роки тому +563

    Actually loved the absurdity of this

  • @TheAguyer89
    @TheAguyer89 3 роки тому +434

    The, "Carson Daly: Chicken Broth and Vodka" 🤣🤣

  • @whatistau
    @whatistau 3 роки тому +28

    Owen Wilson's delivery is legendary.

  • @atavanhalen50
    @atavanhalen50 2 роки тому +17

    owen replying "a little too much information" when alex said he was a vegetarian is hilariously underrated

  • @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD
    @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD 3 роки тому +292

    That took a weird turn, after several weird turns.....

    • @mattlenardson6567
      @mattlenardson6567 3 роки тому +7

      Haha yeah right but I was like so everyone was cool with Nazis on SNL but were upset about Pete Davidson as Dog the Bounty Hunter?

    • @econojon
      @econojon 3 роки тому +5

      This has to be written on drugs.

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 3 роки тому +4

      And it was still terminally unfunny

  • @genesis1720ify
    @genesis1720ify 3 роки тому +209

    Not hearing the audience laughter threw me off. I was like, “How is no one laughing, this is HILARIOUS??!!” Then I saw the comments lol 😂 I’m glad I’m not alone in loving this

    • @allyabernathy4098
      @allyabernathy4098 3 роки тому +7

      it probably got cut for time

    • @WillowJordan1979
      @WillowJordan1979 3 роки тому +7

      It says "cut for time", which means it was pre-filmed, but they didn't show it to the audience.

    • @alexwisniewski
      @alexwisniewski 3 роки тому

      @@WillowJordan1979 That's not what that means.

  • @boy638
    @boy638 3 роки тому +191

    Owen Wilson didn't say "wow" once in this episode.

  • @NickFisherman
    @NickFisherman 3 роки тому +78

    "We're still figuring it out."
    The same could be said for Peacock.

  • @svenswwis436
    @svenswwis436 3 роки тому +20

    " Your picture is on the wall". Eating the porter house Very SNL level comedy. Thumbs up to the writers and cast. and of course Owen Wilson

  • @ifiwouldcouldyou
    @ifiwouldcouldyou 3 роки тому +31

    "I'm a vegetarian"
    "A little too much information" hahah xD

  • @depalma13
    @depalma13 3 роки тому +303

    And that's how Indianapolis's son, Fort Wayne Bones, inherited the family business.

    • @RossAllaire
      @RossAllaire 3 роки тому +11

      And his son... Gary.

    • @ojtheaviator1795
      @ojtheaviator1795 3 роки тому +1

      @@RossAllaire Mr West L. Bones doing the engineering for the expeditions

    • @TheTrainFan9
      @TheTrainFan9 3 роки тому +7

      He'll need some help from his Catholic brother South Bend Bones to find the map to the grail!

    • @hthumbs4072
      @hthumbs4072 3 роки тому +5

      The business Evansville Bones started with only $5 in his pocket. So inspirational.

    • @bryanross8857
      @bryanross8857 3 роки тому +3

      @@hthumbs4072 I believe you are mistaken about who started the business. His name was Anderson Bones, and he got help from his sister, Muncie. (Evansville tried to sell them up the Ohio!).

  • @pcg13
    @pcg13 3 роки тому +12

    When he gestures to Kenan after "Urkel??" was -- incredible. Just. Incredible.

    • @Avarcirith
      @Avarcirith 3 роки тому +1

      I was chuckling along before that moment, but once it happened, I completely lost it.

  • @shynecindy
    @shynecindy 3 роки тому +5

    ‘Is no one else really blacking out right now?’ 😂 the fucking genius dodged the confrontation

  • @gavinives8760
    @gavinives8760 3 роки тому +9

    I've totally been in this situation. Met a group of friends for drinks in a hotel bar some years ago. When we receieved the bill we discovered that one couple, who had left early to go home, had added their dinner to our tab. Needless to say they were never re-invited to join our evenings out.

  • @barryallen1070
    @barryallen1070 3 роки тому +1489

    Sometimes I know where the sketches are going but then sometimes the writers take a line of coke halfway through the script and do a 360 on the skit.
    Edit: geez 180 or 360 it doesn’t matter it’s not that deep get over it. 😂 just laugh and move along 😩😂

    • @dracox3108
      @dracox3108 3 роки тому +61

      360 or 180?

    • @EdwardViaTomato
      @EdwardViaTomato 3 роки тому +18

      @@dracox3108 1080*

    • @scottstewart5784
      @scottstewart5784 3 роки тому +28

      @@EdwardViaTomato 1080/360=3, so they spun three times and kept going in the direction they started?

    • @HamEggNCheeseBiscuit
      @HamEggNCheeseBiscuit 3 роки тому +51

      @@scottstewart5784 Yeah, but now they're a little dizzy so they're stumbling around

    • @EdwardViaTomato
      @EdwardViaTomato 3 роки тому +5

      @@scottstewart5784 yes, is that not accurate to the skit?

  • @beepboopbleep3695
    @beepboopbleep3695 3 роки тому +96

    just obeying my thrist... f'ing owen wilson is a pro

  • @ChrisJohnson-pc3pd
    @ChrisJohnson-pc3pd 3 роки тому +45

    love the turn this took. Not what I was expecting.

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 3 роки тому +16

    I love that they played the actual Indiana Jones music while calling him Dr. Indianapolis Bones 😂

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 3 роки тому +12

    The pitch session for this had to be interesting. Either that or one of the more reliable SNL writers was just like ‘hey guys, I’ll have something for you by end of day,’ and everyone was like ‘cool.’

  • @bobxoneill
    @bobxoneill 3 роки тому +269

    An interest walk from "splitting the check" to the death of "Indianapolis Bones".
    In comedy writing, detailed setups that lead to a surprise denouement are called a "Jarvis street transfer", for the Chicago writer (Walter 'Rye' Schultz) who first used the device in Laurel & Hardy's classic "Esplanade of Romp".
    This film, which was shot on location in Chicago on the grounds of the 1893 World's Columbian Exposition, used writing styles like the "jarvis street transfer" to reinvent comedy.
    Our country's best comedy colleges (the best of which is SUNY HA!) were smart to make mastery of the "jarvis street transfer" required learning, and based on the quality of "Splitting the Check" SNL writer's clearly did not skip class to play hacky sack on the quad.

    • @turielie
      @turielie 3 роки тому +27

      Some people are going to be all “nerd alert!” at this so I just wanted to jump in first and say - Thanks! TIL.

    • @ChantaBrite
      @ChantaBrite 3 роки тому +5

      Is this true? Or are you having fun in the comments?

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 3 роки тому +3

      Nothing makes comedy funnier than an idiot giving a completely unnecessary lengthy explanation of shit absolutely nobody needs to know about
      Also.
      If you go to a "comedy college* you will never make it in comedy

    • @bobxoneill
      @bobxoneill 3 роки тому +43

      @@skankhunt-wy9wy i gave the abbreviated version of the story. I totally skipped over the jealous writing partner who claimed he was the Jarvis inventor...and I never mentioned anything about how Rye Schultz got so lost in Chinatown opium houses that he had to start over after losing all of his money to a dealer named Dante Rudd Mcgee. Dante's own story was cut short after a failed attempt at a leadership takeover.
      SNL paid tribute to this in their skit where that weak dealer played by Chris Redd tried to take over the drug empire run by Keenan.
      Sure you can laugh at the surface jokes...but comedy is so much funnier when you know the underlying stories used by today's comedy writers.
      Mikey Day's dissertation on Rye Schultz is required reading for any kid who is trying to make it in writing.

    • @dcrenshaw42
      @dcrenshaw42 3 роки тому +3

      May the force be with you

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 3 роки тому +240

    Is Kyle Mooney ok? Why is he not in this Cut For Time sketch? Cut For Time is his speciality.

  • @rockyjforay
    @rockyjforay 3 роки тому +93

    Amazon Prime: We’re still figuring it out.
    Me: Still trying to figure out this skit. 😂

    • @CarlHamlin
      @CarlHamlin 3 роки тому +5

      You and me both, pal. What the hell did I just watch?

    • @mashadowell9144
      @mashadowell9144 3 роки тому

      It’s saying that Amazon Prime is full of shit! And figuring their film programming TF out. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeberry2332
    @mikeberry2332 3 роки тому +40

    Can't believe I have not seen this before. This is, hands down, one of the most brilliant SNL skits ever. Wonderful absurdist writing and performances. And proof why they need to retire the topical cold opens of late and do stuff like this instead.

  • @centauri8820
    @centauri8820 11 місяців тому +4

    That's one thing I liked about Canada. Virtually all the restaurants use the same handheld system that by default splits the check to each individual and what they ordered automatically. They pass it around, you tap it with your card, done. You could even say hey, split this app between X and Y person, done, easy.

    • @Bree5three
      @Bree5three 10 місяців тому

      Omg yes, my friend group just went some months back and that was so delightful, made things fair, and easier when you factor in conversion rates from CAD to USD.

  • @JamesAreySeattle
    @JamesAreySeattle 3 роки тому +42

    LOVE these weirdly arch high-concept filmed spots.

  • @thegamingbros8031
    @thegamingbros8031 3 роки тому +20

    Literally rewinded multiple times to “they wrote that on the bill” 😂😂

  • @robertm6946
    @robertm6946 3 роки тому +161

    I feel like this was a subtle nod to Amazon completely destroying “Utopia” by killing off every likable character, almost immediately.

    • @adamouellette5971
      @adamouellette5971 3 роки тому +13

      they destroyed it when they remade it. The original was perfect.

    • @diamondnova7598
      @diamondnova7598 3 роки тому +1

      @@adamouellette5971what was the original?

    • @adamouellette5971
      @adamouellette5971 3 роки тому +2

      @@diamondnova7598 ua-cam.com/video/r3gxwIqqzB4/v-deo.html

    • @LSFD
      @LSFD 3 роки тому

      If you have to explain it, means it ain't funny

    • @CrayCrayRae
      @CrayCrayRae 3 роки тому

      Not even a spoiler alert? Disrespectful

  • @voiceoverandmocapguy
    @voiceoverandmocapguy 2 роки тому +10

    The lighting is insanely good in this. And yes so are the performers!

  • @jbettar
    @jbettar 3 роки тому +7

    “I was just obeying my thirst “ 😂😂😂 first line that had me rolling

  • @RealKorean
    @RealKorean 3 роки тому +39

    This is true, always that one person who orders the most at the table

    • @TaraColquitt
      @TaraColquitt 3 роки тому +12

      Yes, 35 years later I am still tramatized by the first time I went out with my co-workers and my $5 salad cost me $20. I was just out of college. lol

    • @Miketar2424
      @Miketar2424 3 роки тому +4

      @@TaraColquitt I once paid about $80 for a ceasar salad, at a dinner where a couple of friends decided they liked oysters and bottles of vintage cabernet.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 3 роки тому +3

      Worst ever to me, two guys ordered $60 cigars for themselves and made us split it.

    • @jazzfan7491
      @jazzfan7491 3 роки тому +1

      @@TaraColquitt Salad lovers’ dilemma!

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi 3 роки тому +1

      The legit first thing I. Ake sure of once sitting down is how we are doing checks. Just have everyone pay for themselves or couples for couples. Is that so sophisticated ?!
      If someone finds themselves in that situation where they are about to have an 80 dollar salad, tell the waiter waitress to split your salad off on it's own. The rest of those clowns can have their own bill to pay.

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 3 роки тому +258

    The new additions are very promising.

    • @nordmark16
      @nordmark16 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah that guy really shot that gun well

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 3 роки тому

      Nope, they have no presence

    • @dbadagna
      @dbadagna 3 роки тому +3

      @@KitC916 Did you see the stool sample sketch??

    • @omargoshthatscool
      @omargoshthatscool 3 роки тому +1

      Didn't like ol boy's Biden, but his Larry the Cable Guy was pretty frkn good.

    • @heatheraleo
      @heatheraleo 3 роки тому

      @@dbadagna the girl was irritating. The whole lip thing. It's like she couldn't keep her tongue in her mouth.

  • @MissieMarie
    @MissieMarie 3 роки тому +44

    i got whiplash from that plot twist

  • @davemagick6739
    @davemagick6739 3 роки тому +2

    “Just obeying my thirst.”

  • @shaynewhite1
    @shaynewhite1 3 роки тому +8

    "You killed Dr. Bones in the first episode?!" Wow. Just wow.

  • @MeganKoumori
    @MeganKoumori 3 роки тому +61

    So who's paying now?

  • @jonyokoseb
    @jonyokoseb 3 роки тому +23

    This reminds me of classic Monty Python sketches that start out one way and take a sharp turn, sometimes because they realize the whole thing is silly. LOVED it!

    • @mikesternmike
      @mikesternmike Рік тому

      Python has a nuttiness that at least makes you laugh. Every SNL sketch is the same a group of people and the one guy who does different from the others. The same format in every sketch. I wouldn't mind if I was laughing but there's nothing to laugh about

  • @ATLsF1N3ST91
    @ATLsF1N3ST91 3 роки тому +6

    "Hey, it's 5am somewhere!"
    Lmfaooooo

  • @JakeKoenig
    @JakeKoenig 4 місяці тому +1

    Him feeling the need to explain the Urkel imitation was the best part.

  • @Flippirino
    @Flippirino 3 роки тому +3

    "You killed Dr Indianapolis Bones in the first episode"
    Bloody brilliant

  • @nauseaqueen
    @nauseaqueen 3 роки тому +6

    There’s nothing SNL loves more than cutting the best sketch of the night…somebody get me in the dress rehearsal audience!!!

    • @newby777love2
      @newby777love2 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly ! This was the best skit.

  • @paulwartenberg8479
    @paulwartenberg8479 3 роки тому +22

    You know, Owen Wilson would make a decent secret agent Hames Fond.

  • @Gingerpanda25
    @Gingerpanda25 3 роки тому +13

    Owen Wilson as Indiana Jones is freaking amazing 😂

  • @gwendolyn7462
    @gwendolyn7462 3 роки тому +9

    you had me at "98 ounce Porterhouse Steak"---gotta try one of those

  • @mardisal1128
    @mardisal1128 3 роки тому +1

    "Only on Amazon Prime. We're still figuring it out" was actually the funniest line there :D

  • @Saybleu
    @Saybleu 3 роки тому +7

    I'm sitting in Denver's international Airport at 5:55AM laughing maniacally to myself. This is priceless.

    • @valerie2827
      @valerie2827 2 роки тому +2

      That's weird. It wasn't THAT funny.

    • @tmclaughlin11
      @tmclaughlin11 Рік тому +1

      Did you order a Cadillac Margarita? 😂

    • @jeffreym.8957
      @jeffreym.8957 10 місяців тому

      I wish I could be that easily amused. Life must be great?

  • @traviswebb3532
    @traviswebb3532 3 роки тому +31

    That was a nice little twist in the end. Lol great skit!

  • @Heljhammack
    @Heljhammack 3 роки тому +10

    The funniest sketch in a while and they cut it! Classic SNL

  • @familia3sgte
    @familia3sgte Рік тому +6

    3:24: My response to the ending of Oshi No Ko Episode 1.

  • @lindseyhendrix2405
    @lindseyhendrix2405 3 роки тому +3

    “Bowl of Turkey chili with a rum floater” 💀

  • @hood6089
    @hood6089 3 роки тому +39

    I don’t know if any Owen Wilson performances will ever top Wes Anderson Horror Movie.

    • @Sentientpotatoh
      @Sentientpotatoh 3 роки тому +3

      One of my all time favorites

    • @guidoguido2245
      @guidoguido2245 3 роки тому +5

      Ed Norton really delivered the best ever Owen Wilson performance.

    • @hood6089
      @hood6089 3 роки тому +2

      @@guidoguido2245 shhhhh that’s Owen Wilson, we don’t want people to know

  • @kylesantos5536
    @kylesantos5536 3 роки тому +5

    Owen Wilson as an Indians Jones type character is what we neeeed!

  • @ryanthomasvancleve5552
    @ryanthomasvancleve5552 3 роки тому +5

    This is funnier than the whole rest of the episode. What monster cut this?

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent 7 місяців тому +1

    I remember going to an expensive steakhouse with people from work.
    It was really expensive, so I tried to eat as little as possible.
    Then this guy who had a few drinks and desserts says we split the check evenly, because we're a team.
    I was pissed, but the food was amazing.

  • @pinballpeanut3015
    @pinballpeanut3015 2 роки тому +1

    Kenan's barely visible nodding his head to "Urkel" kills me.

  • @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory
    @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory 3 роки тому +9

    Omg this made me absolutely crack up, the pacing was phenomenal...

  • @anthonyriche552
    @anthonyriche552 3 роки тому +15

    Amazon ruined it! I wanted to see how much he was gonna pay.

  • @ElizabethNicoleSchwartz
    @ElizabethNicoleSchwartz 3 роки тому +21

    What sort of plot twist lmfao. I wasn't expecting that at all.

  • @ClickbaitMotorsports
    @ClickbaitMotorsports Рік тому +2

    Ok, this sketch is all over the place....and I want more! Let me guess, Dr. Bones is also a surgeon, and he performs surgery on himself after being shot? Bring episode 2!

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 3 роки тому +2

    What we need are Agent Mobius feature films - what a great
    character Owen created.

  • @darkmarc
    @darkmarc 3 роки тому +25

    "cut for time"...?
    So, they didn't air the best segment of the night? Figures.

  • @jonlas967
    @jonlas967 3 роки тому +4

    True that, it's 5 A.M. somewhere!

  • @mateoconk
    @mateoconk 3 роки тому +43

    strong Lonely Island The Shooting AKA Dear Sister vibes from this one.

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 3 роки тому +4

      what you say?

    • @mateoconk
      @mateoconk 3 роки тому

      Hear, let me google that for you
      ua-cam.com/video/vmd1qMN5Yo0/v-deo.html

  • @jesser6229
    @jesser6229 Рік тому +1

    the change of the aspect ratio to widescreen at 2:30 is so fire

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 2 місяці тому

    This was hilarious, and Owen Wilson was perfect in it!

  • @designersaylor
    @designersaylor 3 роки тому +4

    What an appetite from Lightning McQueen himself 😂

  • @winninglane3671
    @winninglane3671 3 роки тому +9

    So he got out of paying his part of the bill 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BennyT_3434
    @BennyT_3434 3 роки тому +5

    Cecily's "there's a photo of you on the wall..." @1:12 was perfect!

  • @MrSoles
    @MrSoles 4 місяці тому +1

    "DOCTOR INDIANAPOLIS BONES" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hmmacaroni
    @Hmmacaroni 3 роки тому +2

    When you're high and you see the movie title appear with the words "amazon prime" below and think, "wow I wanna see that movie" ...... Because your eyesight forgets about the SNL logo bottom right of screen.... Only to then snap out of it and recognize that you are watching an SNL skit and think "wow... Im high."
    Edit: wow.... I meant to say "prime video".... And not say but i mean .. I meant to type, "prime video" ....
    Wow

  • @logandefelice4234
    @logandefelice4234 3 роки тому +8

    "the Carson Daly - chicken broth and vodka"

  • @tarzlegacy9446
    @tarzlegacy9446 3 роки тому +5

    CECILY KILLS ME WHEN HER VOICE IS SHAKING, TRYING NOT TO LAUGH😂😂😂😂

  • @WillowJordan1979
    @WillowJordan1979 3 роки тому +20

    It's not just Amazon Prime. Netflix's "The I-Land" gave away the big reveal in episode 3/7 and it was done by one character telling another the whole plot. Original series are a mixed bag across streaming services.

  • @nawdude4292
    @nawdude4292 Рік тому +1

    Was thinking I'd watch this but then it was over before it started

  • @yello9403
    @yello9403 3 роки тому +3

    2:58 “Dentist turned janitor turned influencer” 😂😂

  • @eschwarz1003
    @eschwarz1003 3 роки тому +36

    make the EVIL villain praise Seaworld; it's the only way