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  • @0nyisi
    @0nyisi Рік тому +8829

    that “jail” monologue was one of the funniest cutaways i’ve seen in any show. not much context needed to find joke after joke funny

    • @emericcson123
      @emericcson123 Рік тому +203

      I want the extended cut of just Fred Armison listing things lol bc I know he did it

    • @lobomalsano
      @lobomalsano Рік тому +19

      Are these guys supposed to be venezuelans, why are there colombian flags everywhere?

    • @JoseRodriguez-cu6vo
      @JoseRodriguez-cu6vo Рік тому +38

      @@lobomalsano i can see you have never seen the Venezuela flag Venezuela 🇻🇪 Columbia 🇨🇴

    • @lobomalsano
      @lobomalsano Рік тому +7

      @@JoseRodriguez-cu6vo Do you see any stars on the flag they have on their shoulders, or the ones hanging from the ceiling?

    • @patrickdykmans7384
      @patrickdykmans7384 Рік тому +49

      there are stars in the flag behind him when he tells you why the reasons you could go to jail. I saw in some out takes that you also go to jail for making for complaining about flags, so be weary!

  • @adams7043
    @adams7043 Рік тому +4314

    “We have the best patients in the world….because of jail” 😂😂😂😂

    • @MikeHalsall
      @MikeHalsall Рік тому +67

      Wish they hadn't put that overlay over Fred because just the little slightest smirk he gives after he says it - because he's ad-libbing the whole thing as if he's just ever so slightly pleased with himself for delivering comedy gold - warms my heart every time.

    • @shortypoopstains
      @shortypoopstains Рік тому +12

      Mi scusi 😂

    • @Peto111222
      @Peto111222 Рік тому +3

      @@shortypoopstains Aaahhh....si si.....bonjorno

    • @tylerb1483
      @tylerb1483 Рік тому

      @@Peto111222bappitoo boopi ?

    • @petergood5294
      @petergood5294 Рік тому

      The army is like that. You better show up to your appointment no matter what because they already paid for you to be there.

  • @hugh_jasso
    @hugh_jasso Рік тому +3657

    Fred Armisen is such an underrated comedian. He's so great in every part he plays.

    • @raggededge82
      @raggededge82 Рік тому +20

      especially since he considers himself a musician first

    • @GR1NCH
      @GR1NCH Рік тому +58

      he's pretty well rated. I think he just chooses the stuff he wants to do. He was on SNL for 11 seasons, documentary now! is huge, he's on Wednesday. I think post-nic cage people are a little more choosey about their projects.
      [more to my point, where the hell has kristen wiig been?]

    • @JohnInTheVWBus
      @JohnInTheVWBus Рік тому +20

      @@GR1NCH “Portlandia” is a masterpiece. If you’ve been to Portland, YK. If not, watch it and THEN YK. Either way it’s hilarious.

    • @joshboy88420
      @joshboy88420 Рік тому +7

      Hes pretty rated for being great in every part he is in. Everyone thinks hes the best.

    • @cruisinguy6024
      @cruisinguy6024 Рік тому +21

      When has Fred EVER been underrated? Even his small role in Euro Trip was very well reviewed.

  • @jeffreykalb9752
    @jeffreykalb9752 Рік тому +1584

    "Oil is food for cars..." I'm dying.

  • @smdcuolive6700
    @smdcuolive6700 Рік тому +759

    "Thank you for the container of sap....and bag of garbage" gets me every time

    • @willymeauxxx944
      @willymeauxxx944 Рік тому +30

      In this alley way

    • @zanehayes4380
      @zanehayes4380 Рік тому +6

      I can’t stop thinking of this line 😂

    • @holesmanreloaded
      @holesmanreloaded Рік тому +1

      I don’t get it ?

    • @AXEJAYB
      @AXEJAYB Рік тому +21

      @@holesmanreloaded it isn't shown in this clip but in the full episode, while given a golden gun replica from the Venezuela visitors, the Pawnee parks department had previously gifted the visitors from Venezuela a bottle of "Sweetums" Syrup and a bag of rubber nipples (bag of garbage that was referenced). The Sweetums syrup and rubber nipples were gifted in due to them being from the two major companies within the town of Pawnee.

    • @uberhikari
      @uberhikari 4 місяці тому

      @@AXEJAYB The syrup is right there @2:11.

  • @corey57255
    @corey57255 Рік тому +683

    I keep rediscovering that Fred Armisen was that memorable character from something I saw before I knew who he was.

    • @chasehlee7197
      @chasehlee7197 Рік тому +16

      Yeah. His part in Eurotrip is still hilarious.

    • @bobsquaredme
      @bobsquaredme Рік тому +10

      @@chasehlee7197 mi scusi

    • @JeanVlogDandamme
      @JeanVlogDandamme 10 днів тому

      It's exactly the same for me and Bill Hader ! I discovered his existence during Covid, and i've spent my time remembering the countless times i saw him without knowing who he was

  • @jerrythemagicalllama
    @jerrythemagicalllama Рік тому +460

    "Oil is food for cars" SUCH a good line 😭

  • @the1HLT
    @the1HLT Рік тому +755

    Fred Armisen is the incarnation of comedy into human form. His mere presence elevates any scene hes in.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Рік тому +5

      Agreed! He definitely has presence on screen, you know you're gonna get something pretty special when he's involved in any movie, sketch, show writing, stand up, etc. Performers like him don't come around often. His "in between" look to him affords him a great many cultural roles as well, as we see in his character here.

  • @MyKrabi
    @MyKrabi Рік тому +1582

    As someone who has both worked for Parks & Rec for a small town, and also been in meetings with oil-funded dictators - these clips are 120% on point ...

    • @shreyarao2106
      @shreyarao2106 Рік тому +98

      Quite the career

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 Рік тому +25

      Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

    • @nicholasbryant1239
      @nicholasbryant1239 Рік тому +53

      Were you ever in jail at any point?

    • @mm-mix
      @mm-mix Рік тому +7

      ​@@hithere4719 the waffle house got shut down, you didn't hear?

    • @bumblebee7547
      @bumblebee7547 Рік тому +4

      @@mm-mix Obviously there's a food joint dedicaded to waffles, why wouldn't there be

  • @TheLazarusOperation
    @TheLazarusOperation Рік тому +1745

    He's amazing in Parks and Rec, but him beautifully playing a violin then holding it up and sternly saying 'GEETAR" in B99 is legendary

    • @TheBlackBantha
      @TheBlackBantha Рік тому +34

      My favorite will always be his appearance in 30 Rock when Liz reported him for bring a terrorist when him and his roommate were just training for the Amazing Race 😂

    • @EnycmaPie
      @EnycmaPie Рік тому +58

      Mlep(clay)nos, (the clay is silent).

    • @TheLazarusOperation
      @TheLazarusOperation Рік тому +5

      @@EnycmaPie You mean the "QLEY" 😂😂 The way he says it is hilarious

    • @rhemaime-albert6089
      @rhemaime-albert6089 Рік тому +3

      @@EnycmaPie 😂😂😂 this killed me on B99 not the clay is silent!!

    • @zakkarawylde151
      @zakkarawylde151 Рік тому +1

      Nothing beats the "Mi Scusi" in Eurotrip.

  • @typazon
    @typazon Рік тому +1582

    Donna saying "I did very well there" is my favorite thing.

    • @WeeWeeJumbo
      @WeeWeeJumbo Рік тому +75

      It’s so understated. Like she’s not bragging, just stating facts

    • @_1Marisa
      @_1Marisa Рік тому +19

      Let me pack my bags then 😂

    • @melis6294
      @melis6294 11 місяців тому +4

      Not true in real life though

    • @lizlovesafrobeats
      @lizlovesafrobeats 10 місяців тому +7

      In brazil the population of Black/Afro latinx is much and they sometimes visit venezuela maybe that's why

    • @bruhbruh4635
      @bruhbruh4635 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@@lizlovesafrobeatslatinx hahahahaha

  • @caratsomnia8110
    @caratsomnia8110 Рік тому +917

    4:40 "You playing music too loud RIGHT to jail right away"🤣 the way he delivers that line compared to the others kills me every time like playing music is the biggest offense in their country😂

    • @bovinejangles
      @bovinejangles Рік тому +9

      Nooo not in their country, in his opinion 😂

    • @byanymeansnecessary9329
      @byanymeansnecessary9329 Рік тому +17

      Ironically, playing loud music is never frowned upon in Latin American countries

    • @mauriciodelossantos934
      @mauriciodelossantos934 11 місяців тому

      ​@@byanymeansnecessary9329it is in Uruguay

    • @Corredor1230
      @Corredor1230 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@byanymeansnecessary9329That's the funniest part. Loud music isn't even considered rude in most of Latin America, unless you're going to ridiculous extremes. But they did a great job portraying the ridiculousness of the Venezuelan regime.

    • @silverblueshadow
      @silverblueshadow 4 місяці тому +3

      His eyes lit up for this out of all the jail offenses he mentioned

  • @thecaffeinatedteacher7046
    @thecaffeinatedteacher7046 Рік тому +462

    My favorite part is when he says “no trial, no nothing.” 😂😂

  • @peterkossits4794
    @peterkossits4794 Рік тому +434

    "This gun symbolizes the peace between our two nations"
    Who writes this stuff?!?!?!

    • @ayah2114
      @ayah2114 Рік тому +2

      why peter whats ur problem with it 🙄

    • @peterkossits4794
      @peterkossits4794 Рік тому +30

      @@ayah2114 No problem. It's hilarious.

    • @alejandrajorge2338
      @alejandrajorge2338 Рік тому +11

      I don't remember well the year, but I think it was around 2010 that Chávez the actual president of Venezuela at the time gifted a golden replica of Simón Bolívar's sword (a guy that liberated some countries from slavery) to Gadafi (the dictator of Siria) as a simbol of peace and friendship between the countries, art imitates life, in this case

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Рік тому

      @@alejandrajorge2338
      Gaddafi was dictator of Libya who was going to introduce a gold backed currency so "The West" murdered him.

    • @infinityinfinityinfi
      @infinityinfinityinfi 8 місяців тому +4

      @@ayah2114 It's the IRONY of it.😊

  • @mmacoooooo
    @mmacoooooo Рік тому +416

    "We have the best patients in the world.... because of jail!!"

  • @jesse7631
    @jesse7631 Рік тому +178

    Fred Armisen is so perfect. "Send the boy"

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 Рік тому +332

    Fred Armisen is hilarious and I miss seeing him and Amy on SNL.😊

  • @samkaraca1337
    @samkaraca1337 Рік тому +64

    “Under cook, over cook” I love your Fred Armisen. I hope you live forever… 🥁

  • @carissafitria
    @carissafitria Рік тому +174

    "In Venezuela" *pointing to the flag* "My country" 😂😂😂😂

    • @dantastic7
      @dantastic7 3 місяці тому +5

      It's not even the Venezuelan flag either lol

  • @advancedmonkey7702
    @advancedmonkey7702 Рік тому +142

    "I would take the large black one." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you heard the man, get on it!

  • @cbennett2194
    @cbennett2194 Рік тому +274

    Fred Armisen is the greatest master of accents there is. He's almost too brilliant here to be comedic (although he's also hilarious.)

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki Рік тому +3

      "Mi scusi."

    • @brittany9932
      @brittany9932 Рік тому +6

      And he actually is Venezuelan!

    • @PokemonGoViolette
      @PokemonGoViolette 11 місяців тому

      @@brittany9932I JUST FOUND THAT OUT TODAY! My boyfriend thought he was just a really good white actor 🥲 I knew he couldn’t be.

  • @WatchingPup
    @WatchingPup Рік тому +173

    🤣 when she says "this gun symbolizes..." that killed me, no pun intended 😂

    • @WatchingPup
      @WatchingPup Рік тому

      @@betterthoughts22 when a joke makes people laugh it is called that it killed, when a joke doesn't make people laugh, it is said that it bombed

    • @totoroneblinny6100
      @totoroneblinny6100 Рік тому

      @@WatchingPup thanks pizzaac

    • @andfaulkner
      @andfaulkner Рік тому

      @@betterthoughts22 Username checks out

  • @Chris_T1an
    @Chris_T1an Рік тому +160

    1:34 I love how he just put a stop to the applause.

  • @tobarragl
    @tobarragl Рік тому +169

    Fun facts:
    1. Fred’s mom is from Venezuela
    2. In 3:54, Parque del Este is an actual park in Caracas, Venezuela

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep Рік тому +13

      There's a wikipedia page for Parque Del Este. While it does not have a monorail it is still a very impressive and nice looking park.

    • @anser6500
      @anser6500 6 місяців тому +9

      I wonder why they couldn’t say Caracas and instead had to say Boracua as a parody

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Рік тому +167

    “We don’t have Lady Gaga. And I don’t think she’s going to come here unless her career takes a very bad turn” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LangstonDev
    @LangstonDev Рік тому +25

    This episode was the one that sold me on Parks and Rec as a legendary comedy. I've been hooked since.

  • @Kenn-lee
    @Kenn-lee Рік тому +193

    The sticky things you put on your hair to style it, believe it or not gel.

  • @MrBellsa61
    @MrBellsa61 Рік тому +143

    Obviously the "jail" part is the best, but goddamn if I didn't laugh almost as hard for the "oil is food for cars" part 😂

  • @tyhk6yhgf171
    @tyhk6yhgf171 Рік тому +85

    He is also great in Brooklyn 99, when they knocked on his door, showed a picture of who they were looking for, and he takes it and says ty😂😂😂

    • @Cactina
      @Cactina Рік тому +13

      MLIPNOS with a "Klay" 😃

    • @HelinBenzer-p1b
      @HelinBenzer-p1b 9 місяців тому +1

      thank you! i will see it!

    • @joelcornes2095
      @joelcornes2095 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Cactinathe klay is silent.😂

  • @joseluki
    @joseluki Рік тому +553

    This episode was fantastic.
    Fred accent is amazing, he does not speak Spanish at all, but he is doing the accent of a Venezuelan or Cuban speaking English.
    The "you stiilin" is just flawless.

    • @laurahamilton8426
      @laurahamilton8426 Рік тому +78

      he's half Venezuelan...

    • @mijajajaja
      @mijajajaja Рік тому +28

      This is true! He's a mixed breed of Venezuelan-Korean (and little bit Caucasian) American!
      _I am also a "mixed breed" Afro-Latino -American (or "combo-kid" as I like to say!)_

    • @cbennett2194
      @cbennett2194 Рік тому +65

      He does speak fluent Spanish; he grew up speaking it.

    • @joseluki
      @joseluki Рік тому +11

      @@grumpee8432 Yeah, I looked for it, IDK why I thought he did not speak it. I thought he said he was not fluent in an interview.

    • @jonathanmong4927
      @jonathanmong4927 Рік тому +4

      The accent isn't perfect (he pronounces TH a little too softly for Spanish speakers), but it's very, very good without being offensive

  • @willlasdf123
    @willlasdf123 Рік тому +189

    "You've never had a budget shortage?
    No"
    Oh man how that has aged hahahaha

    • @drea4pres970
      @drea4pres970 Рік тому +10

      Unfortunately:(

    • @Bell_plejdo568p
      @Bell_plejdo568p 3 місяці тому

      It’s because of US snactions and it was happening during this time and this is US propaganda

  • @marcoscontreras1025
    @marcoscontreras1025 Рік тому +472

    As a Venezuelan this is one of the funniest episodes ive seen in a TV show, 100% accurate represtation of our government and military! 🤣
    Fred Armisen accent is 100% on point, which doesn't come as a surprise since his mother is Venezuelan!

    • @newchannelname3395
      @newchannelname3395 Рік тому +18

      its 100% accurate that venezuela has infinite money and pursues a policy of mass incarceration?

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 Рік тому +55

      @@newchannelname3395 They did have a lot of money from their oil, but actually spent way more than they took in, most of it on Russian weapons, not elaborate parks. Then when the price of oil dropped during the 2008 banking crisis, and their income fell, the government continued spending at the same level. This involved massive printing of Bolivares. That and other socialist economic policies followed by the Chavez government, resulted in hyperinflation. By 2019, it reached 929,790% per year. This caused massive unemployment and poverty in Venezuela. Over 7 million Venezuelans have become economic refugees, fleeing the country to avoid starvation.

    • @newchannelname3395
      @newchannelname3395 Рік тому +25

      @@stvdagger8074 they never had as much money as the American government so the scene never made a huge amount of sense. The Venezuelan government spent a lot of money on it's armed forces but also spent a lot on infrastructure, education, healthcare, and welfare programs. The US also spends lots of its money on it's army, but I guess it doesn't weapons with evil countries like Russia, it just gives them to nice countries like Saudi Arabia. The US also spend a lot on maintaining their prison system, whereas Venezuela doesn't lock many people up.
      You're right that mismanagement by Chavez was one of the main causes of hyperinflation but a bit odd to blame it on "socialist policies". Socialism doesn't normally lead to hyperinflation, and when hyperinflation occurs in capitalist countries no one blames it on "capitalist policies"; they try to identify the specific policies in question. In the case of Venezuela it's important to bear in mind that despite the elected government being socialist, the country has always been a mixed economy, with significant economic power held by the capitalist elites that were in place before the Bolivarian revolution. Also important to bear in mind that the refugees aren't just fleeing hyperinflation, but also US sanctions, which have made it extremely difficult to access insulin and HIV treatments.

    • @sjewitt22
      @sjewitt22 Рік тому +8

      @@stvdagger8074 Most of it on Russian weapons, you been watching a bit too much Fox

    • @sjewitt22
      @sjewitt22 Рік тому +5

      @@newchannelname3395 You know people aren't looking for Nuance.

  • @lucaftf
    @lucaftf Рік тому +646

    I would serve about 7 life sentences for the dentist thing alone

    • @RDiiAZ
      @RDiiAZ Рік тому +1

      Bruh lmao

    • @s70driver2005
      @s70driver2005 Рік тому

      Lol same

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 Рік тому +18

      People like you are the reason we lost Afghanistan

    • @loafoffloof3420
      @loafoffloof3420 Рік тому +2

      @@andrewsutherland133 dental hygiene is the leading cause for war. Why do I know that you say? Because everybody who has been in war has had bad dental hygiene at one point.

    • @lucaftf
      @lucaftf Рік тому +4

      @@andrewsutherland133 yea I'm not American so guess I didn't lose anything
      Except WWII but we won't talk about das

  • @certifiedweeb3720
    @certifiedweeb3720 Рік тому +58

    sometimes that "jail" part plays in my head while i'm driving alone and it makes me laugh like an idiot

  • @JackPicko91
    @JackPicko91 Рік тому +60

    He's a mega actor, I had never actually heard his real accent until I watched Our Flag Means Death, I'd only really seen him as the Venezuelan General or Malep(clay)nos

    • @GARP48
      @GARP48 Рік тому +8

      The clay is silent...🤣

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob Рік тому

      If you like Fred, definitely check out Portlandia… it’s a show he made with his best friend Carrie and it’s absolutely hilarious! The women’s bookstore sketches are some of the best.

  • @joshuaking5519
    @joshuaking5519 8 місяців тому +12

    “You playing music too loud? RIGHT to jail, right away.”

  • @zanehayes4380
    @zanehayes4380 Рік тому +25

    “We thank you for the, container of sap. And the bag of garbage.” I can’t stop repeating that one 😂

  • @jeffreygreen9315
    @jeffreygreen9315 Рік тому +28

    "Too high prices for ah sweaaaaters, glasses"
    I'm in stitches 😂😂😂 brilliant!!!

  • @GokuLevelKi
    @GokuLevelKi Рік тому +105

    2:55 The blue pin on his right chest is a CIB, a Combat Infantry Badge. This is a badge given to Infantry in the US Army for engaging in combat. To me, this adds a whole level of humor to the character.

    • @pumpkinhill4570
      @pumpkinhill4570 Рік тому +10

      He took it off a corpse

    • @CengalLut
      @CengalLut Рік тому +2

      Wow, talk about Participation Trophy. Nice going US army.

    • @richardjames1812
      @richardjames1812 Рік тому +8

      All their badges are US stuff. He's wearing a US Army military intelligence officer branch insignia too, I think. The other guy is wearing a Lt General (three star general) ran...on his pocket. That adds to humor here.

    • @Vick_Squeeze
      @Vick_Squeeze Рік тому +4

      He’s also got a gold Navy Surface Warfare Officer pin underneath his ribbons lmao

  • @BlackDiamond2718
    @BlackDiamond2718 Рік тому +101

    My mom burst out laughing like crazy from his jail scene.

  • @Subgenrelol
    @Subgenrelol 4 місяці тому +10

    “Venezuela.. Venezuela my COOOOuntry..” *points to armband* 😭

  • @astar2257
    @astar2257 Рік тому +16

    It's the "believe it or not...jail" for me 😂😂😂

  • @HelinBenzer-p1b
    @HelinBenzer-p1b 9 місяців тому +4

    The day i discovered Fred Armisen and the best episode for me. " We have the best patients in the world. Because of jail...":)

  • @sageburner127
    @sageburner127 Рік тому +151

    Given how things have...deteriorated...in Venezuela since this aired, I've always wanted them to do some kind of follow-up to this with the Venezuelan delegation desperately trying to pretend everything's still great.

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 Рік тому +25

      Things were never good in Venezuela

    • @kitolz
      @kitolz Рік тому +13

      @@mustang8206 Well it's worse now so the premise still works.

    • @sjewitt22
      @sjewitt22 Рік тому +1

      @@mustang8206 They definitely improved massively for the working class for a time.

    • @chrisgrudge6964
      @chrisgrudge6964 Рік тому

      The point isn’t that Venezuela is doing great or it’s luxurious.
      It’s that the government is corrupt and hogs the wealth. So nothing would really change if they did this scene today.

    • @sjewitt22
      @sjewitt22 Рік тому

      @@chrisgrudge6964 You haven't read much on the subject have you?

  • @epbmetal429
    @epbmetal429 Рік тому +127

    As a venezuelan I can confirm that this is a precise depiction of our politicians.

  • @pokeyinla
    @pokeyinla Рік тому +6

    I’d love to see the outtakes on this episode. Fred is a comedic treasure.

  • @EnycmaPie
    @EnycmaPie Рік тому +64

    Fred Armisen is an accent genius.

  • @gracietilert8952
    @gracietilert8952 13 днів тому +1

    That is classically one of the funniest monologues ever seen in tv. He is hilarious along with his Colonels….😂😂😂

  • @anser6500
    @anser6500 6 місяців тому +4

    The “you’re eh-tealing” is perfect 😭😭😭

  • @erickmclark
    @erickmclark 4 місяці тому +3

    “Oil is food for cars” and that’s when I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @elluisito000
    @elluisito000 Рік тому +46

    You won't believe this, but I am Venezuelan, and I have reasons to believe I am related to Fred. That little town Biruaca where they claim to be in the show, is a town near where our related maternal family is from, in a state called Apure.

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD 2 місяці тому +1

    10 years later and this skit is still funny AF 😂

  • @Mewithabeard
    @Mewithabeard Рік тому +9

    "We have the best patients in the world, because of jail" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @jibbsautomations
    @jibbsautomations Рік тому +64

    Just three words...
    Because of jail.

  • @DrakroxT
    @DrakroxT Рік тому +79

    As a Venezuelan, this is Gold.

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 4 місяці тому +1

      Straight to jail for you.

  • @LemonViper00
    @LemonViper00 6 місяців тому +2

    This show was soooo under appreciated

  • @JvmCassandra
    @JvmCassandra Місяць тому +3

    “So we just select the women we desire? “ my man is surely at home. He is not even jet lagged.

  • @sanchezzz69420
    @sanchezzz69420 Рік тому +8

    0:25 sounds absolutely real❤

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 Рік тому +26

    I can imagine Boris and Natasha and fearless leader or snidely whiplash taking the Pawnee’s hostage and try to take over city hall

  • @waldenwonders
    @waldenwonders Рік тому +27

    Donna’s got that rizz

  • @alecgooding4429
    @alecgooding4429 Рік тому +8

    this reminded me how great this show is. truly one of the best ever. so well written

  • @treyedean
    @treyedean Місяць тому +2

    "We have the best patients in the world... because of jail."

  • @antsy0608
    @antsy0608 6 місяців тому +4

    What makes me love this even more is the fact that Fred Armisen’s mom is Venezuelan 😂

  • @KatrinaMidgette
    @KatrinaMidgette 4 місяці тому

    I’ve met Fred Armisen in person at a New Jersey truckstop. He was such a sweetheart and even took a picture with me.

  • @WhiteStripesFann
    @WhiteStripesFann Рік тому +26

    Nice to see Mlepclaynos doing so well for himself.

  • @omidnamin9004
    @omidnamin9004 Рік тому +5

    believe or not, Jail lol.... best line ever

  • @MoonlightLessons
    @MoonlightLessons Рік тому +29

    As a Venezuelan this is hilarious to me

    • @totoroneblinny6100
      @totoroneblinny6100 Рік тому +9

      You laugh too much right to jail

    • @maurop1936
      @maurop1936 Рік тому +4

      ​@@totoroneblinny6100you don't laugh right to jail mi pana

  • @AmericaLiving
    @AmericaLiving 21 годину тому +2

    Italians be like:
    - If you undercook the pasta? --->Jail.
    - If you overcook the pasta? ---> Straight to jail.
    - If you put pineapple on pizza? ---> Oh, big jail.
    - Burn the garlic bread? ---> Jail.
    - Too much salt? --->Jail.
    - Not enough salt? Believe it or not, jail.
    - Soggy lasagna layers ---> maximum security jail.
    -

  • @DanSSF4AE
    @DanSSF4AE Рік тому +3

    2:40 that guy in the middle is "Popeye Saavedra" from the 1993 movie -Blood in and Blood out, I recall him saying "Give me some chon chon"

  • @FirebrickFoxx
    @FirebrickFoxx Рік тому +1

    "you undercook Fish, believe it or not, JAIL."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 YO

  • @JohnDoe-zw8vx
    @JohnDoe-zw8vx Рік тому +19

    The stone faced Venezuelan dude cracks me up because I recognize him from "Blood In, Blood Out" and he was not nice in jaaail 😂🙈

  • @phyto12
    @phyto12 4 місяці тому +8

    Tom’s “Interesting choice” always gets me. Lmao

  • @Izmael1310
    @Izmael1310 Рік тому +8

    Many of these small role chracters are also present in Brooklyn 99. Also Mr. Maldonado is there :D

  • @cani006
    @cani006 3 місяці тому +1

    I need to watch this every other week to stay positive😂😂😂😂

  • @Rockah0lic187
    @Rockah0lic187 Рік тому +3

    You make an appointment with the dentist and you don’t show up believe it or not jail 😂😂

  • @MrAmad3us
    @MrAmad3us 3 місяці тому

    This is the best bit from this show I can remember bar none.

  • @aljohntabion2751
    @aljohntabion2751 Рік тому +13

    I could watch an entire episode of him just saying what constitutes jail time

  • @jstenberg3192
    @jstenberg3192 4 дні тому

    Fred nailed this. Amazing

  • @masutafuyu
    @masutafuyu 7 місяців тому +4

    You got it chief 😂

  • @Palemagpie
    @Palemagpie Місяць тому

    "this gun ...truly represents the blossoming peace between our two nations"
    Lol that's a hell of a line.

  • @NishantGogna
    @NishantGogna Рік тому +4

    Fred Armisen really is absolutely outstanding

  • @DST7058
    @DST7058 Місяць тому

    That undercook overcook part is the best!

  • @cprieto386
    @cprieto386 Рік тому +7

    Jajajajajajaja la ficción supera la realidad. Y Fred...Dios, qué magnifico actor!!!!

  • @markchristian787
    @markchristian787 4 місяці тому

    This is hysterical. My sides are actually hurting I was laughing so much at this.

  • @SlapShotRegatta22
    @SlapShotRegatta22 Рік тому +3

    "Ju peel. With jour hands. Ju peel the banana."

  • @TucanMonkey
    @TucanMonkey Рік тому +13

    The jail monologue has aged quite well.

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 4 місяці тому

      Especially after that comedy show of a coup those former Green Berets tried to start there lol.

  • @aaronargottelopez3488
    @aaronargottelopez3488 Рік тому +4

    I am Venezuelan and I love this

  • @chasbodaniels1744
    @chasbodaniels1744 Рік тому +4

    Fred makes me chuckle just thinking about him.

  • @Lovelysoul423
    @Lovelysoul423 Рік тому +5

    "peel the banana!" 🤣

    • @xymbolix
      @xymbolix 4 місяці тому

      "Joo peel"

  • @drey01
    @drey01 Рік тому

    Thanks for this! I’ve been searching for exactly this for weeks!

  • @ozgepolat6955
    @ozgepolat6955 Рік тому +3

    all of the ''Jail'' part so funny kdjkdjkdj

  • @danyphanton1
    @danyphanton1 Рік тому +2

    Making appointment with the dentist, don’t show up!! Right to jail!!!!😂

  • @DoooBeeDoooBeeDooo
    @DoooBeeDoooBeeDooo Рік тому +3

    dislike this video? - right to jail, right away.

  • @bizichyld
    @bizichyld 9 місяців тому +2

    El Salvador be like "hold my beer"
    "Ju habba face tattoo? Right to jail."

  • @dirtybird5773
    @dirtybird5773 Рік тому +7

    The frisbee guy’s third shot was dead on.

  • @1badjesus
    @1badjesus 8 місяців тому +2

    ....and to think he barely passed his SNL audition; we very nearly never had this genius.

  • @SJReid82
    @SJReid82 Рік тому +3

    "Joo right to jail." I need that on a t-shirt.

  • @underscorejojo
    @underscorejojo Рік тому

    "You are playing music too loud, RIGHT to jail..." LOL

  • @pedrotrivella6212
    @pedrotrivella6212 Рік тому +3

    As a Venezuelan I can confirm the large tips from corrupt officials 😂😂😂 spot on

  • @Wellington-nl7vm
    @Wellington-nl7vm Рік тому +2

    "Undercook -> Overcook" Fred Armisen is the best