Xelzaz roasts Delphine beautifully

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  • @gavinriggi9469
    @gavinriggi9469 2 роки тому +172

    This was like all of our reactions when she demanded us to kill paarthurnax

  • @Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia
    @Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia Рік тому +92

    The player isn’t Delphine’s greatest hater, Xelzaz is

  • @chrilleman16
    @chrilleman16 Рік тому +62

    The blades had a singe purpose, to aid and serve the dragonborn, and still they boss you around like you a kid, knowing full well you could shout them to pieces..

  • @michaelmorton5698
    @michaelmorton5698 2 роки тому +89

    "So be it." Proceeds to send the last Blades to the Shadow Realm.

  • @idkname420
    @idkname420 Рік тому +180

    The fact most custom voiced followers have a comment for this particular part has me listening to at least 5 variations of "The audacity of this bitch" simultaneously

  • @SallySpillingTheTea.
    @SallySpillingTheTea. Рік тому +45

    No one told Xelzaz You're not allowed to curse in Skyrim. 👁👄👁

    • @LeeAndergen
      @LeeAndergen Рік тому +21

      I think the jarl of Morthal calls one of the citizens a bitch at some point

    • @simpled5755
      @simpled5755 Рік тому +10

      ​@@LeeAndergen and Ulfric says it once during the peace council, and the line was removed but in earlier versions of Skyrim Ralof called Elenwen a "Thalmor Bitch" (there's a mod that reinstated that dialogue, I can't remember what it's called

    • @khajiity
      @khajiity Рік тому

      they already curse in the elder scrolls lol

    • @retrogamernr.8569
      @retrogamernr.8569 8 місяців тому +1

      The game has decapitations and racism, but cursing is where we draw the line?

  • @dakotastein9499
    @dakotastein9499 Рік тому +25

    would you believe i had a save file specifically so i could come back and listen to this whenever i wanted?
    i just love this scene so much...the only thing that would be better is if he told her off directly...
    but this still works beautifully.

  • @robbinsiid
    @robbinsiid 2 роки тому +50

    Ok, I think I will be getting this follower mod in my next playthrough

    • @TheRogue_Paladin
      @TheRogue_Paladin  2 роки тому +13

      Do it he's the best

    • @robbinsiid
      @robbinsiid 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheRogue_Paladin and I say that is because of all things said against Delphine, his has gotten to be the strongest I've heard! Lol, so yeah I believe I will 😈

    • @AnubisTheGuide
      @AnubisTheGuide 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @robbinsiid
      @robbinsiid 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheRogue_Paladin ? for you: heavy or light armor for Xelzaz?

    • @zondrabarth4508
      @zondrabarth4508 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheRogue_Paladin Once I get my own PC and rebuy this game, I'm finally getting all of the best follower mods, including him. Cause man, I cannot delete one over the other. I need Inigo, but also want Xelzaz. 😃🤣

  • @nazeem5530
    @nazeem5530 Рік тому +45

    Delphine has an overinflated sense of self importance. Louder for the people in the back? Like holy hell...

  • @mrfishsticks266
    @mrfishsticks266 Рік тому +8

    I would like to see Delphine have the courage to say this to Tiber Septim, basically a dragonborn

  • @starblast16
    @starblast16 Рік тому +11

    This quest is the sole reason mods like "The Paarthurnax Dilemma" exist.

  • @lonnellbowman1556
    @lonnellbowman1556 Рік тому +19

    I have this roast saved on my Xbox n when I first heard it I was like Get her Xel😂😂😂😂

  • @jrasealexander5480
    @jrasealexander5480 Рік тому +5

    "Exactly what I was thinking. . . Hey, could you catch me some food?"👍

  • @MichaelMiller-bs3tz
    @MichaelMiller-bs3tz Рік тому +4

    Wow. You can see those scorch marks from orbit.

  • @mysteryx2716
    @mysteryx2716 2 роки тому +33

    Never used this follower before, so it be interesting to see if Xelzaz's creator has Xelzaz permanently leaving the Dragonborn, if the player actually did want Delphine wanted here.

    • @jordandaigle6227
      @jordandaigle6227 Рік тому +2

      I believe there was mention that he leaves if you side against the Dawnguard as well as starting the Dark Brotherhood when his opinion of you is low.

  • @retrogamernr.8569
    @retrogamernr.8569 8 місяців тому +2

    Delphine: "We won't support you, until you kill Paarthurnax."
    Yeah sure, because the almighty Dragonborn, a being that can affect reality by saying one word, has become a thane of every hold, has artefacts of every single daedric prince at his disposal and fought dragons, giants, demons, armies and even other Legends on a daily basis, desperately wants the help of three leftovers, from which two can't stand the thought of doing the very job they're intended to do.
    BTW, apparently there's a third blades member that attacks the player in a tavern if he should wear Thalmor gear, at least I've heard there's an NPC that does that.

  • @jamman499
    @jamman499 2 роки тому +6

    Keep cooking, my guy!

  • @jazzratoon
    @jazzratoon Рік тому +5

    I don't think she is aware, that she and Esbern would be violating their oath for refusing the words of Humans with Dragon Blood, which applies to the Dragonborn, an oath applied by the Blades Grandmaster from the Third Era.

    • @retrogamernr.8569
      @retrogamernr.8569 8 місяців тому

      The Blades died a long time ago. Both Delphine and Esbern are just wannabes that like to play dress up, not knowing what their actual duty is.

  • @jh9794
    @jh9794 Рік тому +6

    The fact their still essential long after their usefulness, is at an end boggles my mind. Also sucks to be anyone who doesn't yoink dragonbane the second they set foot in CRT, i mean SHT... seriously Bethesda... why didnt you let us kill this b. They patched marcy long essential status away.

  • @rhodesdrakethenieliii3209
    @rhodesdrakethenieliii3209 Рік тому +18

    (Just imagine my Argonian character is voiced by Wes Johnson's Imperial race voice)
    *Before*
    Raajereth-Adrian Xerifsan VIII (Argonian): "You know something isn't right, I can see how much their hearts are so full of blind hatred they have for the Greybeards, believing what they think is right and executing their actions without consideration beforehand. Delphine and Esbern have something to tell you, and I know it's regarding our ally who turned against Alduin as his lieutenant. You're not going to be given a choice to accept this from either of them if they reveal what they know about the true leader of the Greybeards, and this generation of the Blades have proven that you are a tool to them; not a instrument of the Nine from Cyrodiil and the pantheon of the Nords, no matter what your race is. I'm warning you now as I speak, record your progress before you speak to that bitch and that old fool. It's a gut feeling of mine, yes and I may be acting on paranoia like Dutchess Syl of Dementia as my grandfather once aided in the Shivering Isles; but I don't want you to be forced onto a choice that you can't refuse"
    *After*
    Raajareth-Adrian Xerifisan VIII (Argonian): "They have betrayed their emperors and broken their oaths as Blades, to serve the Dragonborn himself. They have finally proven once and for all that you are only a tool of man, not a instrument of the divines of the Imperials and the Nords. This right here was what I had warned you about, but I don't blame you one bit. Delphine the Bitchy lied to us both but I have never been more disappointed in Esbern for agreeing to her, his heart really is so full of hate that he's not worthy to be grandmaster of this once proud organization to Emperor Uriel VII. Did they ever once ask themselves if this is this what the emperor from the waning days of the Third Era would've wanted? The Emperor that my grandfather knew in the short time both had met each other in the prison cells of the Imperial City's dungeon would not have let his bodyguards do such a thing, to cast aside the word of Tamriel's ruler so they can serve themselves by using Uriel Septim as a scapegoat to kill long redeemed allies. We have risked ourselves in doing the word of the Blades who used your blood to enter this temple, but the Blades don't consider that part and have decided to throw you out as a traitor, when they are the ones who turned their backs on you in the beginning even before you first set your eyes on the woman who stole the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller because she doubted your title and refused to believe that until you slew Sahloknir. If caring more about their feelings and dwelling on the nature of his past atrocities long since overcame through effort while refusing to serve you until his blood is spilled is their decree of making him pay for his crimes that don't matter anymore as they did long ago, then I shall defy it; and within this age where I have my grasp right around their throats, I curse them both, FOREVERMORE!!"
    The Dragonborn: "Raajareth, is there any way to save him from death?"
    Raajareth-Adrian Xerifsan VIII (Argonian): "The only way to save Paarthurnax is to keep this unwanted and forced-onto-you quest from ever happening, even if that means undoing the progress that was made after this point. I only wished there was another way to keep Partysnax out of the hands of the Blades that have abandoned even their oaths that bind them to their emperors, and the ruler that is you Dragonborn. There's no hatred harbored between us, we will keep him alive and that's by keeping this quest from ever happening; and to do that, you must go back to a time and kill both of them. It is clear that they don't care about you anymore, let alone even your title or what you decree as the leader who is supposed to be served by these two; not the other way around. I'm glad to have stood by you up until this point, and I cherish every part of the adventure that led us to this dilemma regarding the one who leads the Greybeards. You understand what must be done. They took what you earned and deserved from you, now they must pay with their blood. Dawn is coming. Farewell, Dragonborn... Sovngarde awaits, but that is not where they are going"
    The Dragonborn: "Farewell, Raajareth..."

  • @retroalienfreakazoid4809
    @retroalienfreakazoid4809 Рік тому +7

    Xelzaz is one the greatest followers ever made he's on Pare with Inigo Lucien and kaidan in my mind Maybe even higher I can't wait to see what's added to him I'd love if the mod would one day have U travel with him High rock even if it's only small Areas with boundaries IT WOULD BE AMAZING like moon path to elswere 😱😱😱😱

    • @loadishstone
      @loadishstone 3 місяці тому

      Lucifer is definitely the closest to Inigo for me (if he ever gets finished :( ...) Dialogue like this is one of my biggest problems with Xelzaz. It's such a heavy author self-insert. Feels more like you are playing Xelzaz's game than yours. Inigo never does rants like this.

  • @JPEGTOMUSIC
    @JPEGTOMUSIC Рік тому +2

    what a KING bruh omg

  • @kratos4541
    @kratos4541 Рік тому +1

    Bethesda writing at it's finest

  • @maskeddestruction527
    @maskeddestruction527 Рік тому +2

    The GALL

  • @TheNertus
    @TheNertus 2 роки тому +3

    EXACTLY! Perfect! Awesome!

  • @saberwolf181alpha6
    @saberwolf181alpha6 9 місяців тому +1

    By elder scrolls 6 the blades will more than likely fade completely into obscurity considering that just about all players will not kill Parthunax

  • @MelodyofDarkness0001
    @MelodyofDarkness0001 Рік тому +1

    Elegantly played

  • @craigauclair4026
    @craigauclair4026 Рік тому +1

    And i destroyed both of them after they wanted me to kill Parthanaxx. 😁

  • @echo229
    @echo229 11 місяців тому

    how is mod called?

  • @nurrakugy5126
    @nurrakugy5126 2 роки тому +5

    Zelxax spittin faxx