Best HFY Stories: Human Conspiracy

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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2024

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  • @chenlee9835
    @chenlee9835 Місяць тому +91

    Secret Military Data: “Okay, who allowed the xenos onto the War Thunder Forums?”

    • @WamSUBNZ
      @WamSUBNZ Місяць тому +11

      Shush don't tell them about that. They just were watching or kids shows don't tell them that.
      We want them to think we are 'average' we don't need them to find out about wh40k

  • @rustycowell7264
    @rustycowell7264 Місяць тому +163

    He accidently shot himself in the back of the head twice

    • @gapratt4955
      @gapratt4955 Місяць тому +14

      Funny how that happens?!

    • @dadudeme
      @dadudeme Місяць тому +15

      The poor man died of sudden bullet in brain disease.

    • @Vadjansama
      @Vadjansama Місяць тому

      @@gapratt4955 Is normal when you work for Boing

    • @keith6706
      @keith6706 Місяць тому +11

      With a single-shot weapon.

    • @dalemorgan8263
      @dalemorgan8263 Місяць тому +5

      Oh dear, what could have driven him to this?

  • @100_American_Bison
    @100_American_Bison Місяць тому +22

    Humans: oh no, he just fell out the window on his own and we just were washing it as it was also coincidentally open just before he jumped.

  • @drewgilbertson
    @drewgilbertson Місяць тому +29

    'Super Destroyer class Battleship'? That makes my head hurt almost as much as 'Dreadnought class Heavy Cruiser'.

  • @drumdust
    @drumdust Місяць тому +56

    Earth Intelligence Corps.......It's never an accident.

    • @luzifershadres
      @luzifershadres Місяць тому +5

      Either that, or by cheking the USS Hammer he found a flaw in equipment build by Boeing.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar Місяць тому +70

    So he was a Boeing employee?

    • @9LiveEmpire
      @9LiveEmpire Місяць тому +5

      Whelp, no but they out sourced

    • @archdornan4389
      @archdornan4389 Місяць тому

      ​@@9LiveEmpireIn the grim darkness of the far future, Boeing is just an assassination company.

  • @SirPlocks
    @SirPlocks 26 днів тому +3

    He got the Boeing treatment

  • @oldschooldiy3240
    @oldschooldiy3240 Місяць тому +26

    Damn! The "Epsteiners" made it to space....

  • @TheEVEInspiration
    @TheEVEInspiration Місяць тому +20

    They even incorporate the Clinton protocol in the HFY stories!

  • @ironwolfF1
    @ironwolfF1 Місяць тому +24

    Alex Jones laughs....."First time here bud?"

  • @christophercombs7561
    @christophercombs7561 Місяць тому +3

    Sounds like the aliens met a Clinton

  • @AlexKasper
    @AlexKasper Місяць тому +3

    "Zikaan Mu'elerstein didn't kill himself"

  • @thomasrobson6370
    @thomasrobson6370 Місяць тому +35

    It would have to be the council that did it. We humans wouldn't care

    • @oldschooldiy3240
      @oldschooldiy3240 Місяць тому

      LMAO Like the ones controlling our government wouldn't care if they were exposed?

  • @hraharahra
    @hraharahra Місяць тому +3

    Zikkaan Mue'eler - Season 1 defenestration champion!

  • @GuardianTactician
    @GuardianTactician Місяць тому +15

    I don't know, sounds like misinformation to me. This should be reported to the Ministry of Truth.

    • @Logajam.
      @Logajam. Місяць тому +2

      Call your democracy officer today!

  • @kevinafrank104
    @kevinafrank104 Місяць тому +3

    humans were too efficient to let someone who saw through the conspiracy Go to waste. He was kidnapped and replaced with an executed clone. 🤣😂🤣. I’m not good enough to write it, but that would be a cool follow up.

    • @sunkiller5682
      @sunkiller5682 Місяць тому

      Yeah, the guy probably got brainwashed and sent on missions to kidnap others who saw through it.

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 Місяць тому +1

      Let's contact oop to make one!

  • @jasonwarren9279
    @jasonwarren9279 Місяць тому +7

    WEF innnn sppaaaaccccceeee!

  • @TheHighborn
    @TheHighborn Місяць тому +2

    2:55 war thunder forums

  • @El.fish.the.chocolate
    @El.fish.the.chocolate Місяць тому +8

    Hello good sir, we saw your discoveries and we would like to *get them for us and only us.*

  • @boogrs55
    @boogrs55 Місяць тому +5

    No one tell them about warhammer

  • @ArkaneOmega
    @ArkaneOmega 15 днів тому

    In the list of weapons on the ship. I wanted to hear
    (and 1 22 cal. co2 gun. Because and i quote " they banned us from shooting this in ships, so we shoot outside the ship on space walks". They even take their trash outside with them TO SHOOT AT IT and make bets on it.... ) lol

  • @Engie50Limerick
    @Engie50Limerick Місяць тому +6

    zikkaan fell out of 10th floor window?

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 Місяць тому +3

    Thank you both for the good story. UKUK

  • @juliandiazparrondo5389
    @juliandiazparrondo5389 4 дні тому

    He died from self inflicted 7 shots at the back

  • @lordrynogaming1553
    @lordrynogaming1553 Місяць тому +2

    It was rhe space cia

  • @illusiveelk2558
    @illusiveelk2558 16 днів тому

    Oh no, Boeing found him.

  • @rjnedlaw1
    @rjnedlaw1 8 днів тому

    We are we are we are we are the engineers, we can we can we can we can demolish 40 beers, so drink up drink up drink up drink up and come along with us, cause we dont give a damn bout any old man that don't give a damn about us!
    Essayons!

  • @SpartanD10
    @SpartanD10 Місяць тому +2

    HELLOOOOOO

  • @rodrigorubio8918
    @rodrigorubio8918 Місяць тому +2

    CIA

    • @Amelia_Scp_and_Halo_fan
      @Amelia_Scp_and_Halo_fan Місяць тому +2

      it's always the CIA or the other's countries ecuivalent. (english isn't my native language)

    • @illusiveelk2558
      @illusiveelk2558 16 днів тому

      ​@@Amelia_Scp_and_Halo_fandon't worry, the only things you really got wrong are which word had the possessive tense and the spelling of equivalent.

  • @gabriellopezcollantes1027
    @gabriellopezcollantes1027 Місяць тому +3

    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @malal4751
    @malal4751 Місяць тому +1

    First

  • @yodaslovetoy
    @yodaslovetoy Місяць тому +8

    Did he unlive himself with 2 shots in the back of his head?