Some one was saying homophobic stuff in my religion class and wouldn’t stop even when given a warning and the straight professor yelled “you will not say hateful things in my classroom!” And basically muted/ kicked them out. Really respected that.
“Do eggs (human female) rot when they stay in there for too long?” OBVIOUSLY asked by a boy lmfao. The science teacher paused for a moment, she was visibly disappointed.
Theoretically speaking, it's a good question: what would happen to an unfertilised human egg if the period did not occur (for whatever reason besides pregnancy)? I'm not in school anymore and I am now curious to know.
@@bumblebee949 Following this thread just in case someone answers your question as you legit have me curious about that too! I’m sure I could look it up, but I’ll just comment here just in case.
The Othello one is literally correct. She was right in saying that Iago thinks his wife cheated on him. That makes me so upset because it was a valid analysis.
I remember that last week my online science teacher my class was talking about polluted rivers in cities. A kid then asked: "why do rivers run through cities if they don't want to be polluted?"🤦🏽♀️ Smh...
This question reminds me of that time when the teacher was talking about gravity, i told my friend next to me to ask the teacher "So, before gravity was discovered everyone just floats?" AND HE ACTUALLY ASKED THE TEACHER THAT QUESTION, its hilarious lol
@@kurokagator4567 i think the teacher just explained that discovered is not the same as invented, or something along those lines. This was a couple years ago, i don't really remember it that well
11:57 My first thought was that they were discussing a Van Dyck painting, and the girl was asking a perfectly reasonable question about where "Dyck" is. But no.
13:57 hi, I’m in a Shakespeare and Race course right now, and we actually made a HUGE deal about that line. The girl’s right, Iago did mean that, and was insinuating that because of racial stereotypes about black men at the time.
True story. In law school, torts class, we are studying a negligence case which involved an analysis and discussion of the duty of due care. The facts of the case arose from a motor vehicle accident involving a car and a truck. One student argued that the truck itself was negligent. What followed was an interrogation of that student by the professor as to what constitutes a duty of due care for a truck, ie, what would a reasonable truck would have done under the circumstances. The professor kept a straight face throughout, while the rest of us were rolling in the aisles, and the idiot student had no idea as to what we found funny.
I was a 7th-8th grade art teacher for 2 years. During one class, my students were drawing cars. They had to put the name of their piece on the back of their sketch paper. One student raised his hand and asked me "How do you spell BMW?"
Oh man! That student should have been sent on a quest. Art teacher, "You know, Billy, I'm not quite sure, since I don't speak German myself. Why don't you go ask the lady who teaches German, since it's a German car." Art teacher IM's German teacher before Billy gets there, telling her to please have the Spanish teacher run interference and send Billy to the BMW dealer...he can walk over there after school lets out.
One girl in one of my college classes managed to completely derail a discussion of a Langston Hughes poem into a 40-minute conversation about sled dogs. Repeatedly. All I really remember of it is me snarking back "They explode, as sled dogs do" (in reference to the poem), and the professor REALLY wishing his coffee cup was filled with alcohol.
That one that someone randomly said “frosty orange? “ ... Not a huge stretch to think that my mind went directly to an orange frosty and all I could think of was a orange icicle flavored frosty and I’m in love and we need to start petitioning for this
It's amusing but depressing at the same time... No one will ever say it publicly, but there are far too many people going to college who weren't meant to be there.
I had a professor that loved to talk about his personal life. He was a Geography teacher and he's traveled all over the world and he just wanted to apply his experiences to the topics in class to help us understand. Then one student interrupted him during one of his stories and said, "Yeah, but can you actually teach us something?" You could see how heartbroken the professor was after that.
To be fair, there are a lot of teachers who use personal life experience as a way to relate to people, but they either fail to grasp that a lot of people just can't afford to travel so they have no frame of reference for what they're talking about, or they end up forgetting the topic entirely and just talking about their trip. That's definitely a very mean way to put it, but it's a valid criticism for a lot of people
In english class my best friend got called on to answer a question about the story they were studying that day but didn't know the answer. The teacher got mad and said "I don't expect you to actually know anything but the book is right in front of you!" To be fair, my friend was very dumb and drove this teacher to question her career choice on a regular basis.
I studied ancient history, and in my last year of my undergrad, the professor was showing us photographs of an old temple complex (I think it was somewhere in Egypt). Being so old, the complex was in understandably bad shape, think crumbling walls and other general "ancient ruin" vibe stuff. Out of nowhere, the girl next to me asked if people still lived there. No, not in the surrounding area, but in the ruin itself.
In one of my advanced biology classes (anatomy and physiology), we were learning about reproductive parts and stuff and we got to Ducts in a women's breast (what make milk) and I don't remember the question this guy had but he said something like "there's no milk when I suck my gf's t*ts (he looked like he was in his mid-40s). he didn't know that humans make milk... this was a senior-level class too. It was just really awkward, my professor (who is a female) and the TA (who is a female) both tried explaining to him but for some reason he couldn't understand this basic concept that all mammals make milk... (he dropped the class after that, I guess the realization that humans make milk was just too much for him??)
I'm not a professor, and it wasn't a lecture per se, but I teach mining history and assaying in northern NM during summers! Probably the only time I had to stop dead was when I was explaining the stamp mill and how they used the cast iron pegs to grind down the ore so the workers could extract the gold and this one kid asked "what does grind mean?". Y'all, I was so flabbergasted I couldn't figure out a way to break down grind into any simpler a term. Now, the thing about where I work is the kids have to be 14 or older, so it's not like he hadn't gotten to the word in English class yet? And for the life of me I could not figure out if he was asking because he genuinely did not know, or if he just wanted to screw up my talk. If it was the latter, it worked!
1979, freshman year of college, huge lecture hall of some 250+ freshmen Chemistry class. Someone asked a really dumb question (for someone in a Chem class) like what are the atoms that make up water. The professor said, "That is a stupid question" and moved on with the lecture. Beautiful.
13:33 but isn't it cannon in the play that Iago thinks that Othello slept with his wife? He doesn't know for sure that it's true, but he thinks it, which is why he plots to trick Othello into killing his own wife, Desdemona. They never said wether Othello did or didn't sleep with Iago's wife, but is important that Iago thinks it. Shouldn't the teacher know that if they are teaching the play? Also, that girl clearly understood Shakespeare pretty well if she was able to pick up on that. And even if a student is wrong, if they are a young adult and able to pull any concept out of Shakespeare completely on their own, that is impressive.
Not a professor here but I have taught a lot of batchmates Financial Management. One day one of my batchmates confused Index for a Stock. This is like saying NYSE is a stock, and TSLA is an Index. I lost my mind but calmed myself down. Damn, its hard to be a teacher.
Ooo I have one. So this didn't happen in class, it happened at one of my two full time jobs, Abercrombie&Fitch. At this point in time I had just moved from the Phoenix Arizona area to the Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati Ohio area. Anyway, so I'm bullshitting around with my co workers and somehow we started talking about horses. I mentioned that I am terrified of horses. And this one girl, let's call her Chelsea, asks me why, so I told her its because they are huge and can easily kill me. She then says, in a confused yet serious tone, "But aren't you from Arizona?" Everyone kind of gets quiet and looks at her then at me and I said hesitantly, "......Yes. But what does Arizona have to do with my fear of horses?" She then says, with a straight face and all serious, "Isn't that how you guys get around? Like on house back?" We all immediately bust out in laughter. Chelsea was, at this point in time, 20 years old, in college and dead ass thought that Arizona, New Mexico and Texas was still like the old wild west and their only form of transportation was on house back and that motorized vehicles just weren't a thing out there. This happened back in 2011. Her mind was blown when we informed her that she was wrong and that those 3 states did indeed have cars, trucks, motorcycles, etc. And our minds were blown that she actually believed this. Needless to say we never let her live that down. Unfortunately, but to our amusement, there were plenty of more "ditzy and scatterbrained Chelsea" moments during my time working at A&F with her.
Not a question as such, but i has a fellow student insist that her opinion on the subject was equal to the professors (who had a phd in the subject) opinion, because "everyone's opinion is equal".
18 year old student on my Animal Management course: 'Eggs are chicken periods' 'Wow... I didn't know pigeons could fly' 'Reindeer aren't real, they're just a Christmas thing' Biology professor: *snaps* Are you serious?! I've been teaching you for TWO YEARS and this is the bullshit you think is true? Have I even taught you anything? What's the point of you even carrying on with this course? She didn't pass, surprisingly
I have two, but they’re more frustrating and angering than stupid. Intro to Philosophy: day one, an airhead, sub-21-year-old, failed girl scout type tried to argue with the prof that the ocean (in general) is the same color from 30,000 feet as it is standing ankle deep on the beach - perspective discussion. One guy just eventually told her to STFU because she could not be persuaded to consider what the other 29-34 students and prof were saying. Feminist Theory (needed another elective and it sounded interesting - it was not what I thought it’d be): another sub-21-year-old guy had the Caucacity to assert that we “get over slavery” already...in a fairly-evenly split Black/White student population. He even sounded angry that it was even brought up. I don’t remember how we got on slavery, but it took everything in me not to leap across two rows of tables to put foot to ass. He got chewed out by the rest of the class while the prof relaxed her stance and enjoyed watching him sweat.
Unfortunately that second student reminds me of my mother. She doesn’t see a reason why the black population of today should be so upset because “it’s in the past” and “it didn’t happen to them”. She also believes racism doesn’t exist anymore, that we’re past the segregation period in time and black people have just as many rights as white so why are they mad and the only “racism” that still exists is black people telling their children about it and teaching them to be mad about it too. Yeah.
@@TediTheGodfather I have. I've always had a bad feeling about it since I was very young. It doesn't take much to see differently, really. I also grew up in a town and went to school where the population was a pretty even distribution of white and black people along with some people of other ethnicities, a lot of which who I've formed close relationships with. It baffles me to know that there's still so many people in the world that don't see you as just another human being, and hurts even more when I see my people growing up to adopt the same mindset and repeating history.
About the rain thing a couple times my house was like in one of those cheesy scary movies and there was a single rain cloud just above my house and there was about a 5ft ring around my house that was like a border for the rain and only fell over my house
Teacher let us make a 3x5 (one side) cheat sheet for the test. Too many tried to cheat the sheet (foldable, post-its, backside, bigger) so we lost cheat sheet rights. Same test, during test review (not supposed to talk) one of the girls from the toxic group in the class. "Maybe if you taught that a bit better." Whole class lost review privilege. This being in a course with the same few teachers over 4 semesters. Supposedly teachers really hated our class in particular, and someone that had to take leave and joined the semester behind us told me that there's a completely different, more friendly atmosphere compared to ours.
I wasnt in college yet, but in my US History class we were talking a bit about the blood drive (because I guess when it happens teachers are mandated to talk about it?) Some started sharing stories and I shared the story about mom not being able to donate blood due to some medication she took in the 90s so it was awkward to hang with the druggies and the paroles while the rest of her biker group and dad donated blood. This chikita in the front then says "Why not draw your own blood and donate that?" My mom was on the floor crying and wheezing when I told her the response at the end of the day.
Not me, but my friend. A classmate of his in college history called the "BC/AD" system "bull" because, and I quote here... "Everyone knows the world is 2010 years old!"
In 4th grade, some girl (Allison iirc) asked the teacher if everything at the equator was dead because that's where the sun shone the most and made it really hot (I am huge into trees, and already new about tropical rainforests, and jungle critters). I about died as I was sitting next to her. Probably in top ten stupidest questions I've ever heard
Not quite what was asked but I pissed off my senior year high school English teacher when the class was picking out topics for our independent writing assignments. I really wanted to write about the invention of the record and it was something that I was already really interested in. There were some qualifications it needed and I made sure that it would fit. I had enough sites to reference and it was from the correct time period but when I ran it past my teacher like we were supposed to before we started writing she shot it down hard saying I would never be able to find enough sources. I tried to tell her I found at least 4 sites to source information from but she interrupted on the verge of yelling saying she knew better than I did and that I wouldn’t be able to write a good paper because i wouldn’t have enough sources. So to sum it up. I wasn’t allowed to write about the invention of the record and was instead given a topic by the teacher that I didn’t care about at all (I don’t even remember what I ended up writing about) and I left that class crying. I ended up spending lunch crying in the choir room with one of my friends from English comforting me and the paper ended up being emotionless research regurgitation. Wow. I now realize why I don’t want to go to college.
In a History class, we were talking about Yuri Gagarin (the Soviet austronaut) and his flight to the space and my classmate mumbled "not sure if he actually flew there". Wtf
13:20 Did you ever have one of those moments when you embark on a course of action, then suddenly realize you have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER what you are doing? I'm presuming that was her thought process then. 22:30 I mean I too lived to 16-17 without having the slightest bit of a clue about the racial strife of the US in the 1960s (and then I only ran across the subject for an English essay). But I live in Eastern Europe, and haven't even seen a black person till I was 30.
In history, we were talking about how musicians in the 20th century used their art to reflect society and when someone brought up Elton John, the professor was like, "well actually be hearing one of his songs" And one student was like, "is it imagine?" The teacher: Get the fuck out of my class! No, but we will actually also discuss john Lennon, but you're still an idiot"
I was on a school bus and the rain was like a curtain. The front of the bus was in heavy rain and the back was dry. I have driven in and out of rain on the highway.
Medical student here: During practice in the hospital we were looking at the xray of a prematurely born baby, My fellow student (last year of assistend doctor time) goes: "Professor, she has a dark spot on her lung, we gotta react !" The prof. looked him dead in the eye and goes: "THAT IS THE HEART!!!!!!"
Not really stupid, but during my third semester in undergrad I had a stool thrown at me by the professor because I referred to her as Prof. Wheat instead of Dr. Wheat... it was literally the second day lol
16:00 it isn’t gay unless you yourself are gay. just like an act of affection (i.e kissing etc) is not affectionate unless feelings of affection are there. you can kiss someone of the same gender, but it isn’t gay unless its romantic/sexual. a kiss is not inherently either. if you give your child a kiss on the forehead before they go to sleep, its not romantic or sexual, yet affectionate. dunno if this makes any sense but ye
it is a twisted logic, and why straight blue collar workers can be some of the gayest men alive, all for the sake of screwing around, in a completely platonic way
Lol Not saying that ants speak English Or communicate in anyway that we can understand but they are a colony and they work together very well so the fact that Someone is suggesting that they don’t communicate at all and making a spectacle of it without knowing that the person was going to answer stupidly is kind of ignorance on their part
Don't know if anybody will read this, but at one point in college in the year 2016, our anthropology teacher whould go on and on about the current election. While I do have a preference on who whould do a better job, I decided it whould be too much of a hassle and ignore the current conversation. Not to be rude or anything, but I came into anthropology for the study of early civilization not to discuss about politics. Fast forward to after the election, when she found out that her party lost she was a complete mess, all from coming in drunk one day too canceling class for a "therapy day". In one class she was trying to act as a therapist. When it got to my turn I said something along the lines of, I doubt anything that happen will dramatically affect me, so I don't really care. That set off several alarms in her head and you can see her face turning red. One of the students decided to defuse the situation which did work, however the professor decided that I was missing one peice of information in my 8 page report and gave it a zero. Never bother to report it or anything like that as trying to go up agence someone like that whould be a waste of time.
That one about raining and not raining at the same time... isn't that just like qubits (or schrodingers cat)? How does propositional logic deal with superposition? Honestly just curious, not trying to act like some intellectual / smartarse
ninth grade biology does not give you the relevant information and learning to understand the effects of the chemical compounds. so they had no way to reasonably be able to determine for himself the truth. I would call that an interesting teaching moment to discuss the scientific method and how one cannot trust a scientist's word just because they published a study, regardless of how many or who believes it.
Also Boston isn’t that big so the guy that was talking about not being able to know the whole area truly well what do you mean by that exactly like the roads the streets the signs? Or like peoples lives and when they’re going to schedule road construction and where? Like people think that Boston is a lot bigger than it actually is because places like Quincy and Brookline are round in with Boston but those aren’t really Boston... I worked for a year as a delivery driver in Boston it’s not that difficult once you know all the squares and where the sections lied to but like I said some of Those squares aren’t even in Boston
Well shit now I’m curious. If people come to America illegally and get caught, should they be given the option to be in the Army or some force and then be given citizenship? Hmmm
“It’s the language of business”... 😂😂 That got me good!
Some one was saying homophobic stuff in my religion class and wouldn’t stop even when given a warning and the straight professor yelled “you will not say hateful things in my classroom!” And basically muted/ kicked them out. Really respected that.
“Do eggs (human female) rot when they stay in there for too long?” OBVIOUSLY asked by a boy lmfao. The science teacher paused for a moment, she was visibly disappointed.
he was a COLLEGE student? LMAO
Not collage lol, but high school
@@nightfuryfish3784 More understandable.
Theoretically speaking, it's a good question: what would happen to an unfertilised human egg if the period did not occur (for whatever reason besides pregnancy)? I'm not in school anymore and I am now curious to know.
@@bumblebee949 Following this thread just in case someone answers your question as you legit have me curious about that too! I’m sure I could look it up, but I’ll just comment here just in case.
The Othello one is literally correct. She was right in saying that Iago thinks his wife cheated on him. That makes me so upset because it was a valid analysis.
Woah :o In my English class we went over Othello but no one came up with this.
I bet the professor has gotten into arguments about this multiple times, and been proven wrong multiple times, and is just sore about being wrong lol.
I remember that last week my online science teacher my class was talking about polluted rivers in cities. A kid then asked: "why do rivers run through cities if they don't want to be polluted?"🤦🏽♀️ Smh...
the only acceptable response to "is Mars red because all the animals died" is "get out"
You can leave now
“Go to Mars and figure it out yourself”
The one about the guy denying segregation makes me angry.
This question reminds me of that time when the teacher was talking about gravity, i told my friend next to me to ask the teacher "So, before gravity was discovered everyone just floats?" AND HE ACTUALLY ASKED THE TEACHER THAT QUESTION, its hilarious lol
@Jade Herman same man. Hate that guy.
Creative mode
You can't just leave me hanging like this, what did the prof say???
@@kurokagator4567 i think the teacher just explained that discovered is not the same as invented, or something along those lines. This was a couple years ago, i don't really remember it that well
@@misaalanshori 😂😂😂
The boston accent thing actually making the robot almost perfectly do a boston accent was the best part of the video.
As a Bostonian that is the greatest thing I've ever heard.
I confess, I'd probably tune in to hear Michigan Mo'Zart's mad beats.
iago literally DOES think that othello slept with emilia; that's what "he has done my office" means
I thought it meant he gave away his position to Cassio
7:15 we should round up the expected number of guests coming to lunch so everyone has a seat
11:57 My first thought was that they were discussing a Van Dyck painting, and the girl was asking a perfectly reasonable question about where "Dyck" is. But no.
That spanish class bit... the electronic voice saying "Sabér" ("to know" in spanish) as "Saber" (as in the sword) was kinda funny.
13:57 hi, I’m in a Shakespeare and Race course right now, and we actually made a HUGE deal about that line. The girl’s right, Iago did mean that, and was insinuating that because of racial stereotypes about black men at the time.
But Shakespeare made Iago a villain, right?
True story. In law school, torts class, we are studying a negligence case which involved an analysis and discussion of the duty of due care. The facts of the case arose from a motor vehicle accident involving a car and a truck. One student argued that the truck itself was negligent. What followed was an interrogation of that student by the professor as to what constitutes a duty of due care for a truck, ie, what would a reasonable truck would have done under the circumstances. The professor kept a straight face throughout, while the rest of us were rolling in the aisles, and the idiot student had no idea as to what we found funny.
Maybe in the future trucks can be negligent due to advanced AI.
@@starandfox601 Though that would also bring in discussion about if the AI could be charged or if it would be ruled negligence of the manufacturer
Oh my lord, I can feel the embarrassment from way over here. 😆🤣xD
I was a 7th-8th grade art teacher for 2 years. During one class, my students were drawing cars. They had to put the name of their piece on the back of their sketch paper. One student raised his hand and asked me "How do you spell BMW?"
Oh man! That student should have been sent on a quest. Art teacher, "You know, Billy, I'm not quite sure, since I don't speak German myself. Why don't you go ask the lady who teaches German, since it's a German car." Art teacher IM's German teacher before Billy gets there, telling her to please have the Spanish teacher run interference and send Billy to the BMW dealer...he can walk over there after school lets out.
I dunno, bee-um-double-you?
One girl in one of my college classes managed to completely derail a discussion of a Langston Hughes poem into a 40-minute conversation about sled dogs. Repeatedly.
All I really remember of it is me snarking back "They explode, as sled dogs do" (in reference to the poem), and the professor REALLY wishing his coffee cup was filled with alcohol.
15:11 I can imagine the professor going over his assignments 20 times each just to make sure it’s right and he didn’t cheat
That one that someone randomly said “frosty orange? “ ... Not a huge stretch to think that my mind went directly to an orange frosty and all I could think of was a orange icicle flavored frosty and I’m in love and we need to start petitioning for this
ME TOO
I'm losing the brain cells I need for class tomorrow
It's amusing but depressing at the same time... No one will ever say it publicly, but there are far too many people going to college who weren't meant to be there.
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Peace and love bruh
Why?
Tortl😳
I had a professor that loved to talk about his personal life. He was a Geography teacher and he's traveled all over the world and he just wanted to apply his experiences to the topics in class to help us understand. Then one student interrupted him during one of his stories and said, "Yeah, but can you actually teach us something?" You could see how heartbroken the professor was after that.
To be fair, there are a lot of teachers who use personal life experience as a way to relate to people, but they either fail to grasp that a lot of people just can't afford to travel so they have no frame of reference for what they're talking about, or they end up forgetting the topic entirely and just talking about their trip. That's definitely a very mean way to put it, but it's a valid criticism for a lot of people
5:17 How does a person grow up, work in a BANK, and not know what a downpayment is, while I, an unemployed 20yo, know what a downpayment is?
This contradict the "any questions is an okay question rule"
"At least she knew that Africa is a continent." Unlike Drew Carey. :P
My cookies all just flew out of my mouth when I heard turkey and duck Lol
Lol King John of North Korea
In english class my best friend got called on to answer a question about the story they were studying that day but didn't know the answer. The teacher got mad and said "I don't expect you to actually know anything but the book is right in front of you!" To be fair, my friend was very dumb and drove this teacher to question her career choice on a regular basis.
14:17 bruh she's literally right we learned this last week-
“How do you say ‘no’ in Spanish” during a history test
W h a t
....well...how DO you say 'no' in Spanish?
This is just a constant reminder that a degree does not mean you are smart. It means you can remember things well
I studied ancient history, and in my last year of my undergrad, the professor was showing us photographs of an old temple complex (I think it was somewhere in Egypt). Being so old, the complex was in understandably bad shape, think crumbling walls and other general "ancient ruin" vibe stuff. Out of nowhere, the girl next to me asked if people still lived there. No, not in the surrounding area, but in the ruin itself.
In one of my advanced biology classes (anatomy and physiology), we were learning about reproductive parts and stuff and we got to Ducts in a women's breast (what make milk) and I don't remember the question this guy had but he said something like "there's no milk when I suck my gf's t*ts (he looked like he was in his mid-40s). he didn't know that humans make milk... this was a senior-level class too. It was just really awkward, my professor (who is a female) and the TA (who is a female) both tried explaining to him but for some reason he couldn't understand this basic concept that all mammals make milk... (he dropped the class after that, I guess the realization that humans make milk was just too much for him??)
I'm not a professor, and it wasn't a lecture per se, but I teach mining history and assaying in northern NM during summers! Probably the only time I had to stop dead was when I was explaining the stamp mill and how they used the cast iron pegs to grind down the ore so the workers could extract the gold and this one kid asked "what does grind mean?". Y'all, I was so flabbergasted I couldn't figure out a way to break down grind into any simpler a term. Now, the thing about where I work is the kids have to be 14 or older, so it's not like he hadn't gotten to the word in English class yet? And for the life of me I could not figure out if he was asking because he genuinely did not know, or if he just wanted to screw up my talk. If it was the latter, it worked!
1979, freshman year of college, huge lecture hall of some 250+ freshmen Chemistry class. Someone asked a really dumb question (for someone in a Chem class) like what are the atoms that make up water. The professor said, "That is a stupid question" and moved on with the lecture. Beautiful.
13:33 but isn't it cannon in the play that Iago thinks that Othello slept with his wife? He doesn't know for sure that it's true, but he thinks it, which is why he plots to trick Othello into killing his own wife, Desdemona. They never said wether Othello did or didn't sleep with Iago's wife, but is important that Iago thinks it. Shouldn't the teacher know that if they are teaching the play? Also, that girl clearly understood Shakespeare pretty well if she was able to pick up on that. And even if a student is wrong, if they are a young adult and able to pull any concept out of Shakespeare completely on their own, that is impressive.
“All sex is rape”
“Ok virgin”
Not a professor here but I have taught a lot of batchmates Financial Management. One day one of my batchmates confused Index for a Stock. This is like saying NYSE is a stock, and TSLA is an Index. I lost my mind but calmed myself down. Damn, its hard to be a teacher.
Ooo I have one.
So this didn't happen in class, it happened at one of my two full time jobs, Abercrombie&Fitch. At this point in time I had just moved from the Phoenix Arizona area to the Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati Ohio area.
Anyway, so I'm bullshitting around with my co workers and somehow we started talking about horses. I mentioned that I am terrified of horses. And this one girl, let's call her Chelsea, asks me why, so I told her its because they are huge and can easily kill me. She then says, in a confused yet serious tone, "But aren't you from Arizona?" Everyone kind of gets quiet and looks at her then at me and I said hesitantly, "......Yes. But what does Arizona have to do with my fear of horses?"
She then says, with a straight face and all serious, "Isn't that how you guys get around? Like on house back?"
We all immediately bust out in laughter. Chelsea was, at this point in time, 20 years old, in college and dead ass thought that Arizona, New Mexico and Texas was still like the old wild west and their only form of transportation was on house back and that motorized vehicles just weren't a thing out there.
This happened back in 2011. Her mind was blown when we informed her that she was wrong and that those 3 states did indeed have cars, trucks, motorcycles, etc. And our minds were blown that she actually believed this. Needless to say we never let her live that down.
Unfortunately, but to our amusement, there were plenty of more "ditzy and scatterbrained Chelsea" moments during my time working at A&F with her.
German tourists are always mindblown when they find out that South Africans don't live in tree huts and don't ride the local wildlife to work.
Not a question as such, but i has a fellow student insist that her opinion on the subject was equal to the professors (who had a phd in the subject) opinion, because "everyone's opinion is equal".
18 year old student on my Animal Management course:
'Eggs are chicken periods'
'Wow... I didn't know pigeons could fly'
'Reindeer aren't real, they're just a Christmas thing'
Biology professor: *snaps* Are you serious?! I've been teaching you for TWO YEARS and this is the bullshit you think is true? Have I even taught you anything? What's the point of you even carrying on with this course?
She didn't pass, surprisingly
9:03 wtf lmao
"They did a study where they put a baby in a room and it died" 😂😂
I have two, but they’re more frustrating and angering than stupid.
Intro to Philosophy: day one, an airhead, sub-21-year-old, failed girl scout type tried to argue with the prof that the ocean (in general) is the same color from 30,000 feet as it is standing ankle deep on the beach - perspective discussion. One guy just eventually told her to STFU because she could not be persuaded to consider what the other 29-34 students and prof were saying.
Feminist Theory (needed another elective and it sounded interesting - it was not what I thought it’d be): another sub-21-year-old guy had the Caucacity to assert that we “get over slavery” already...in a fairly-evenly split Black/White student population. He even sounded angry that it was even brought up. I don’t remember how we got on slavery, but it took everything in me not to leap across two rows of tables to put foot to ass. He got chewed out by the rest of the class while the prof relaxed her stance and enjoyed watching him sweat.
Unfortunately that second student reminds me of my mother. She doesn’t see a reason why the black population of today should be so upset because “it’s in the past” and “it didn’t happen to them”. She also believes racism doesn’t exist anymore, that we’re past the segregation period in time and black people have just as many rights as white so why are they mad and the only “racism” that still exists is black people telling their children about it and teaching them to be mad about it too. Yeah.
@@johannasweet1120 Just a hunch, but I take it you completely ignored all of what she tried to get you to believe about us. I applaud you for that.
@@TediTheGodfather I have. I've always had a bad feeling about it since I was very young. It doesn't take much to see differently, really. I also grew up in a town and went to school where the population was a pretty even distribution of white and black people along with some people of other ethnicities, a lot of which who I've formed close relationships with. It baffles me to know that there's still so many people in the world that don't see you as just another human being, and hurts even more when I see my people growing up to adopt the same mindset and repeating history.
About the rain thing a couple times my house was like in one of those cheesy scary movies and there was a single rain cloud just above my house and there was about a 5ft ring around my house that was like a border for the rain and only fell over my house
Sorry if I don't make sense I'm extremely sleep deprived
Teacher let us make a 3x5 (one side) cheat sheet for the test. Too many tried to cheat the sheet (foldable, post-its, backside, bigger) so we lost cheat sheet rights.
Same test, during test review (not supposed to talk) one of the girls from the toxic group in the class. "Maybe if you taught that a bit better." Whole class lost review privilege.
This being in a course with the same few teachers over 4 semesters.
Supposedly teachers really hated our class in particular, and someone that had to take leave and joined the semester behind us told me that there's a completely different, more friendly atmosphere compared to ours.
Was this in college? I’m curious as to why it was four semesters long and what the course was about.
@@johannasweet1120 AA nursing
I wasnt in college yet, but in my US History class we were talking a bit about the blood drive (because I guess when it happens teachers are mandated to talk about it?) Some started sharing stories and I shared the story about mom not being able to donate blood due to some medication she took in the 90s so it was awkward to hang with the druggies and the paroles while the rest of her biker group and dad donated blood.
This chikita in the front then says "Why not draw your own blood and donate that?" My mom was on the floor crying and wheezing when I told her the response at the end of the day.
My brother told me in an AP History class someone asked "If Stalin killed more people than Hitler... how come we've never heard of him".
Not me, but my friend.
A classmate of his in college history called the "BC/AD" system "bull" because, and I quote here...
"Everyone knows the world is 2010 years old!"
I had no clue there was a song about Rosa Parks
Its stories like these that kinda make me happy I didn't become a history professor. I doubt my smartass would have lasted long
In 4th grade, some girl (Allison iirc) asked the teacher if everything at the equator was dead because that's where the sun shone the most and made it really hot (I am huge into trees, and already new about tropical rainforests, and jungle critters). I about died as I was sitting next to her. Probably in top ten stupidest questions I've ever heard
why would u take a class that teaches stuff you already know? u want to get ur GPA up and that would be an easy A
Loved that kim joke lol
19:43 I have seen that. It is somewhat common in the place I used to live.
Saying "duh" pissed my teacher off
Ebola - Ethiopia... easy mistake, right? 😅🤣😂🤪
Not quite what was asked but I pissed off my senior year high school English teacher when the class was picking out topics for our independent writing assignments.
I really wanted to write about the invention of the record and it was something that I was already really interested in. There were some qualifications it needed and I made sure that it would fit. I had enough sites to reference and it was from the correct time period but when I ran it past my teacher like we were supposed to before we started writing she shot it down hard saying I would never be able to find enough sources. I tried to tell her I found at least 4 sites to source information from but she interrupted on the verge of yelling saying she knew better than I did and that I wouldn’t be able to write a good paper because i wouldn’t have enough sources.
So to sum it up. I wasn’t allowed to write about the invention of the record and was instead given a topic by the teacher that I didn’t care about at all (I don’t even remember what I ended up writing about) and I left that class crying. I ended up spending lunch crying in the choir room with one of my friends from English comforting me and the paper ended up being emotionless research regurgitation.
Wow. I now realize why I don’t want to go to college.
In a History class, we were talking about Yuri Gagarin (the Soviet austronaut) and his flight to the space and my classmate mumbled "not sure if he actually flew there". Wtf
13:20 Did you ever have one of those moments when you embark on a course of action, then suddenly realize you have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER what you are doing? I'm presuming that was her thought process then.
22:30 I mean I too lived to 16-17 without having the slightest bit of a clue about the racial strife of the US in the 1960s (and then I only ran across the subject for an English essay). But I live in Eastern Europe, and haven't even seen a black person till I was 30.
Proof that college graduates aren't by default more intelligent than the average high school graduate or even drop-out.
True, not all college drop-outs turn out to be Bill Gates
In history, we were talking about how musicians in the 20th century used their art to reflect society and when someone brought up Elton John, the professor was like, "well actually be hearing one of his songs"
And one student was like, "is it imagine?"
The teacher: Get the fuck out of my class! No, but we will actually also discuss john Lennon, but you're still an idiot"
Don't Go Breaking My Heart
I was on a school bus and the rain was like a curtain. The front of the bus was in heavy rain and the back was dry. I have driven in and out of rain on the highway.
Michigan wasn’t even a state when Mozart was born. Hell. It wasn’t even a state when he died
Just proves...they’re indeed very stupid questions. And people ask them
One time it hailed at my house in arizona and not at my friends house probably 1000 feet away so....
Medical student here: During practice in the hospital we were looking at the xray of a prematurely born baby, My fellow student (last year of assistend doctor time) goes: "Professor, she has a dark spot on her lung, we gotta react !" The prof. looked him dead in the eye and goes: "THAT IS THE HEART!!!!!!"
Hey now, not everyone can read radiographs. You gotta expect some oopsies
@@superevilscientistgamer5939 Prof never let him live that down
@@deinemudda6104 🤣
Not really stupid, but during my third semester in undergrad I had a stool thrown at me by the professor because I referred to her as Prof. Wheat instead of Dr. Wheat... it was literally the second day lol
0:07 Well, after all, that comment was made by a student attending the University of Wisconsin, so maybe it wasn't so dumb.
16:00 it isn’t gay unless you yourself are gay. just like an act of affection (i.e kissing etc) is not affectionate unless feelings of affection are there.
you can kiss someone of the same gender, but it isn’t gay unless its romantic/sexual. a kiss is not inherently either. if you give your child a kiss on the forehead before they go to sleep, its not romantic or sexual, yet affectionate.
dunno if this makes any sense but ye
it is a twisted logic, and why straight blue collar workers can be some of the gayest men alive, all for the sake of screwing around, in a completely platonic way
A guy asked a science teacher had she ever been to space
King John hahaha
What is the bgm at the end of the video
Thumbnail is Zoe parker
I wondered if anyone else here noticed.
Today I learned ants in Mexico speak English
Not my class but one middle school student asked if all explorers wear backpacks like Dora. He was wasn't though just trying to be a smartass.
Isn't a reaction between tomatoes and lead in spoons why people thought tomatoes were poisonous for a long time?
The ant was to busy riding a seadoo
Michigan...
They forgot 0 . 0 is a even number
Lol Not saying that ants speak English Or communicate in anyway that we can understand but they are a colony and they work together very well so the fact that Someone is suggesting that they don’t communicate at all and making a spectacle of it without knowing that the person was going to answer stupidly is kind of ignorance on their part
DUDE I WAS IN A GROUP CALLED SCRUMDUMPSTERS CS 1C YEARS AGO !!!
Don't know if anybody will read this, but at one point in college in the year 2016, our anthropology teacher whould go on and on about the current election. While I do have a preference on who whould do a better job, I decided it whould be too much of a hassle and ignore the current conversation. Not to be rude or anything, but I came into anthropology for the study of early civilization not to discuss about politics. Fast forward to after the election, when she found out that her party lost she was a complete mess, all from coming in drunk one day too canceling class for a "therapy day". In one class she was trying to act as a therapist. When it got to my turn I said something along the lines of, I doubt anything that happen will dramatically affect me, so I don't really care. That set off several alarms in her head and you can see her face turning red. One of the students decided to defuse the situation which did work, however the professor decided that I was missing one peice of information in my 8 page report and gave it a zero. Never bother to report it or anything like that as trying to go up agence someone like that whould be a waste of time.
That one about raining and not raining at the same time... isn't that just like qubits (or schrodingers cat)? How does propositional logic deal with superposition?
Honestly just curious, not trying to act like some intellectual / smartarse
Once I heard someone ask whether a sperm with 2 heads would create a child with 2 heads. They were being serious
Do vaccines cause autism? (9th grade biology class)
ninth grade biology does not give you the relevant information and learning to understand the effects of the chemical compounds.
so they had no way to reasonably be able to determine for himself the truth.
I would call that an interesting teaching moment to discuss the scientific method and how one cannot trust a scientist's word just because they published a study, regardless of how many or who believes it.
every comment i put is inherently stupid
Congratulations ur actually first
Also Boston isn’t that big so the guy that was talking about not being able to know the whole area truly well what do you mean by that exactly like the roads the streets the signs? Or like peoples lives and when they’re going to schedule road construction and where? Like people think that Boston is a lot bigger than it actually is because places like Quincy and Brookline are round in with Boston but those aren’t really Boston... I worked for a year as a delivery driver in Boston it’s not that difficult once you know all the squares and where the sections lied to but like I said some of Those squares aren’t even in Boston
9:18 Police in a communist government of Czechoslovakia did that "study" with babies of political prisoners. 😑
Well shit now I’m curious. If people come to America illegally and get caught, should they be given the option to be in the Army or some force and then be given citizenship? Hmmm
Isn't mars red because of all the iron oxide in the soil?
It is
So is no one gonna talk about the story at 6:30
No
Thumbnail plz
OKAY I just looked up who's the woman in the thumbnail and turns out she passed away last september oomff rip zoe parker 😔
But we should send the foreigners over seas to earn citizenship
I bet the thumbnail is a "special scene" can someone give source?
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When I make a Forster's home for imaginary friend reference and only I know it😉