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every now and then I see fan comics about the "just call my name" thing (which honestly? I'm so weak for that trope) and one comic I saw was (iirc) lumine sleep talking and he was about to leave when he realized she was asleep (until she woke up right before he left and it ended up being a nightmare about losing him 😭) another, sillier one that I love is lumi and a bunch of the girls (xiangling, Mona, amber, keqing) having a sleepover and they ask if she's had any romance on her adventures, so she mentions an "inazuman noble lady" "and then there's adeptus xiao-" and then he's there immediately - "you called?" before realizing he just crashed a slumber party 😂😭
I love the fact that he kept saying useless over and over again as paimon called as if he knew the traveler would call for him afterwards .thus he kept comming towards them. Very Nice details
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“Merc”
@@microrambler "Merc"
*Hmmm….XIAOOO!* :]
Lol
I don't need to be healed.
Xiao Busy Pretending Like He's Not On Life Support🤣🤣🤣
Useless!
Lament
Worthless
Evil conquering
When the snow is thick enough we can eat it
The way lumine said XIAOOO gets me everytime 💀💀💀
thats traveler..
@@shuumai. Yes, the female traveler’s canon name is Lumine
@@ShiQingxuanSimp yea
@@ShiQingxuanSimp You mean Th traveler's sister
@@nayan.punekartraveler is both lumine and aether
Paimon: "XIAO!"
Xiao: "I sleep"
Lumine: *"XIAAAAAAAO~!"*
Xiao: *"REAL SH*T!"*
xiaomine for life ❤❤❤
True this is true :,-)
@@nelleplayz4441 same ❤
XIAOMINE
@@nelleplayz4441 Its actually Xiaolumi not Xiaomine
Xiao is the example of how parents go to school back in their day
Fr😭✨
'In the blink of an eye' he used the 11bus (his two legs) 😂😂
Paimon: XiAoOoOoOoO!1!1!
Xiao: useless
Useless emergency food :x
bc he only eats Almond tofu not floating white thing
OMG HOW DARE HIM CALL PAIMON LIKE THAT😃
:(
No.. Weak! 😆
Xiao be like : HOLD ON I GOT LITTLE LEGS
Scaramouche
Scarabald
Xiao hold on be right there I am just tiny that’s all 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Thebrighestsunx Scaramussy
S-scara w-what happend...?
Let's pretend Xiao wasn't in Mondstadt
He was on his way to meet Venti frfr
@@alice_mckinsomeone is cheating
Maybe, maybe not. Who know
They host their monthly and annual AnEmo protection squad meetings there
Venti collecting boys as usual
The “blink of an eye and poof, he’s there” got me cracked up 😂
Edit: thanks for all the likes 💗💗
Haha
Xiao gonna steal Lyney's spot XD
i like the way he kept saying useless useless 😂😂😂
He felt it that way I believe :D
😂😂😂😂💀
Is that a JoJo reference?
Muda muda muda!
I heard f*** this instead of useless???? 😭
my guy is sweating in dragonspine 💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He has a cold now someone get my boy chicken soup-
@@fidoriko302let him be oofed by sheer cold, and then to be spawned in statue of seven
He doesnt eat the food of humans except almond tofu give up on giving him chicken soup@@fidoriko302
Dont worry, as long as the snow is thick enough in Dragonspine, he can eat it.
Xiao in stories : comes from the wind
Xiao in real :
Bro Lumine's voice got me😂😂
i keep watching that part lmao 😂😂😂
Paimon: “XIIAAAOOOOOOO”
Xiao: “USELESS USELESS USELESS-“
Traveler: ”Xiao?”
Xiao: “You called?”
Xiao: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
MUDAAAAAA-
@@logandelacruz2152 ZA WARUDOOO!!!
I clicked 1000 like
@@deniiis3982 second like
@@taran8845 ROAD ROLLER DA!!!!!
LMAO THE 2 HP
883 likes and no replies what
He was on his grind but then he couldn’t handle it
What about it?
BAHAHA💀
😂
Xiao behind the scenes getting there 😂😂
Nah Lumine Saying Xiao With A Deep Voice Kills Me XD😂
pls the way lumine says xiao 💀😭
It's so funny
So masculine lmao
Finally someone who comments it 😭😭😭
oml 😂😭
Ikr smexy 🤭
Lumine's voice definitely reached the heavens😂
It reached celestia
Lol
@@BoardChairmanO7nah o
it reached aether universe
@@halizahhassan3636 aether solos ong
@@gwessfr no
Paimon: Xiaooo
Xiao: *on his way from monstat to liyue*
When lumine Called Xiao she screamed so hard that even Aether heard it lol🗿
It was probably uncomfortable to hear his sister screaming someone's name...
Xiao: **rushing**
Teleport waypoints: I don’t remember the last time Xiao used me
Lol I use teleport way point all the time
Only the traveller can use waypoints yk
Apparently only traveller knows how those work
All the xiao simps wishing they were teleports
@@xela4854 Katherine knows how to use them there's a dialogue if you ask Katherine how she gets everywhere so fast
paimon: XIAOoOoOOOO
Xiao: useless, useless
traveller: XIAOOOOOO
Xiao: you called?
Fort useless, useless, fart useless
Only for traveler 😏
@@nanika_zoldik1936 🤭
@@KouyouLover_n1he just does that because he made the promise to traveler
@@Kazuha_kaedehara111 Nah he's just a lumine simp
Xiao: useless hah hah useless
Lumine:XIAOOOO
Xiao:you called?
“XIAOOOOOO”
“Hold on, you’re on the other side of the map😒I fell to 2 health for you”
The part where lumine calls he's name... I can't breath... omg...🤣🤣🤣
Correction : his
True!! Now my checks are hurt as hell🥲
Breath- you need to breath-
Whats the quest though?
@@mmina__ xiao is a boy 💀
Paimon: XIAOO
Xiao: *silent*
Lumine: Xiao!
Xiao: at your service my queen
Lol
👁👁
YES LOL
Shut up nonsense shipper 👁️
👀🍵
if you're wondering about my health, Morax beated the crap outta me for being too short
*”CHAUUU”*
Chad voice
@@NextGenshin Fr💀
*xiao quietly sleeping*
Lumine: XIAAAAOOO
xiao:I FELT CALLED, GET MY SHOES AND MY SPEAR
every now and then I see fan comics about the "just call my name" thing (which honestly? I'm so weak for that trope) and one comic I saw was (iirc) lumine sleep talking and he was about to leave when he realized she was asleep (until she woke up right before he left and it ended up being a nightmare about losing him 😭)
another, sillier one that I love is lumi and a bunch of the girls (xiangling, Mona, amber, keqing) having a sleepover and they ask if she's had any romance on her adventures, so she mentions an "inazuman noble lady" "and then there's adeptus xiao-" and then he's there immediately - "you called?" before realizing he just crashed a slumber party 😂😭
I love the fact that he kept saying useless over and over again as paimon called as if he knew the traveler would call for him afterwards .thus he kept comming towards them.
Very Nice details
No thats just a voice line
He said 'as if' implying that it was hypothetical therfore r/whoooosh
comming?
@@psylina coming
@@psylina oh yes 😏
Not the "useless" he was saying😭😭
Lumines voice got me laughing so hard LMAO
Useless useless useless useless
😹😹😹😹
lmao
Stahp
muda muda muda muda
@@sencorr201 a dum a dum a dum a dum
Xiao in the inside:”U KNOW WHAT I DID TO GET TO YOU, I HAD TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS, PAST THROUGH SNOW, AND CLIMB UP THE SAIL WITH 2HP LEFT …..LAMENT”
Sounds like parents going to school..☠️
Cue the montage of steven's dad walking through fiyaaahh😂
I heard this with the Shrek 2 voice-over from Prince Charming saying all he had to go through to get to Fiona's tower 😂
@@studies0526that's what I was about to comment ;-;
@@studies0526same bro-
At the second last part xiao was running
I heard "dingus fart fart fart dingus"
No one gonna talk about xiao’s health 😭😭
When lumine called out for xiao like that made me laugh nonstop lol😭😂🤣🤣🤣
(Thank you for 1k likes🫡)
*X i a o*
SAME- OH MY LORD 😭😭😭 i can't breathe-
YOU CALLED?????
@@rosiface2620 i am still recovering
Paimon: XiAaAoOoOo
Xiao: USELESS WORTHLESS USELESS WORTHLESS
DISAPPEAR!
muda muda MUDA MUDA !!!!!!!
LAMENT
*:0 Paimon is not useless!*
Paimon really said in the blink of an eye💀
LMAOOO IM STILL WHEEZING BECAUSE THE WAY LUMINE SAID XIAO
The voice you gave lumine saying Xiao killed me
I said it myself B)
Xiao: I don't Simp for these Mortals!
Lumine: Xiao!
Xiao: I'm here baby, What do you need?
🤣
Me using Aether (that's some BL right there)
@@tvteletoon5300 Meanwhile Lumine mains struggling with the Harems of Aether 🤣
TRUEEEEE
AYO😭😂
Paimon: Xiao
Xiao: hold on barbatos I hear a really squiky voice calling my name brb
Xiao is really down bad for lumine 💀😭
traveller's "XIAO" always gets me 😂😂
Nah, he was late because he thought Paimon was saying meow 💀
Paimon: XIAOOOOOOOO!!!
*nothing*
Lumine and Aether literally whispering: Xiao~
*Appears out of nowhere*
Xiao:now should I teleport nah I will just use my elemental skill all the way there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ofcourse he will come when lumine wants to
my fave ship
@@cyaharin frfr! He is the best emo boy out there 🥰❤️
@@cyaharin SAME
Oh no I sense a love triangle with Childe and Xiao in this.
@@bavanii.8334 that love triangle is pretty much a classic in fanfics for Lumine 😂
Guy went from 7k+ hp to 2 was so hilarious 😂😂
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT ABOUT THAT XD
Paimon- "Xiaoo"
Xiao- "Useless-Boring-useless-boring"
Lumines voice is like from god
Paimon:Blink of an eye and poof, he's there
Xiao Behind the scene:
He really be like: WAIT *breaths* IM COMING, JUST *breaths* hold on Im almost- *breathes* there…. OK *breathes* *gets into character* “you called?” 👀
POV: you put this out of context 💀
LMAOOO 💀💀💀
Then he realises he could teleport💀
The moment traveler calls him he’s like: you called?
While paimon: *jaws on the ground*
😂😂😂😂
I'm hearing Xiao say "Forklift" every 2 dashes💀💀
LMAO I also heard it to
Same lol
HELP AHAHAH
💀
LMAO HE SAYING „USELESS“ ALL THE TIME MADE MY DAY
Xiao be taking the death path instead of the life path lol
Lumine fr was abt to say "SHAO KHAN" 💀
Paimon: XIAOOOOOOOOO
Xiao:Ion like you 😭
Lumine: Xiao can you come here
Xiao:Wassup Babygirl what do you need
Paimon: 😔
Nope even if you play with aether it's the same 👁️ you make no sense a
@@kiyotaka2336 Who play with aether? He's just a poster boy
@@bernardosouza1252 I do
@@bernardosouza1252 im offended i play with aether 😢
"XIAOOOOOOO" got me rolling
Paimon : XIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
xiao : im on life support..
I like that paimon voice when she called "XIAOOOOOOO"
Paimon: xiaooooo, it’s weird.🤔
Lumine: lemme try, siuuuu!!
Xiao: I’m here baby
The way pain on said XIAOOOOOOO was soooooooooooo cute
I'm watching a emergency food calling someone
How Lumine said Xiaoo lmaoo😂😂
Xiao's actual power is to just disappear like a gust of wind somewhere and appear elsewhere
r/wooooosh
Omg the way lumine called for xiao😭😭😭
I was watching this in class and I forgot to mute it- and so my whole class head paimon shout "XIAOOOOOOOOO"
Lumine: **deep man voice**
"X I A O O O!!!"
🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣🔥🤣
Lumine's heavy ass voice never fails to crack me up in this wtf was that XIAO😂
That was luminescent?!?? 😂?
"useless,worthless,useless,ha,ha" got me off guard ☠️💀
Bro looks like he’s abt to fall of the boat
im sorry im losing it when u add that voice on lumine 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did paimon sound like she said "mommy try again" 💀💀💀
I thought it said "FART USELESS FART USELSS USELESS FART USELESS😂💀💅"
Him spamming the word usless
Xiao was chilling in mondstat because he was trying to see venti~
(Prob not but whatever)
No, you're right. Lets make it a headcanon between us :")
@yuuna Hanabi
Indeed we shall
Xiao:*doesn't come when paimon calls*
Also Xiao:*right there when Lumine calls*
"USELESS!"
"UH!"
"AH!"
"UH!"
"USELESS!"
"USELESS!"
lol lumine voice worked on xiao very well HAHAH
Paimon : Xiao!!!!!!
Xiao : USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS
Also xiao busy pretending not to be on life support rn
Paimon : Xiao!
Xiao : I sleep
Traveller : Xiao.
Xiao : *real shit?*
It sounds like he’s saying useless fart when he is doing that accelerate thing💀
Lumine: XXXIAOOOOO
Xiao on vacation: FUKKK
Fun fact xiao has a crush on traveler so he only responds to her/him 😌
I ship lumine with ayaka, and awther with xiao
@@leninstanTo me it's the opposite lol
@@SerendipitytheSeraphimsame
*the way he said worthless an useless and at the end he said in a kind voice you called?*
Paimon: "Xiaooooo!!! "
Xiao: "USELESS"
So original
@@user-qq5kv2oq6x help I just noticed someone has a similar comment to mine from like 1 year ago hope people don't think I am copying 😅
Paimon: *XAIOOOOO*
Xiao: *eats tofu*
Traveller: Babe
Xiao: you called?
Where did you get that "XIIIIIAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO" sound for Travaler from? 😂😂😂
How do u know?
Xiao running as fast as he can
"Blink of an eye and POOF he's there" - I CANT HAHA
“XIAO WHERE ARE YOU, WE NEED YOU ON SET RIGHT NOW, THE PLAYER IS WAITING”
XDDD
Question-
How many "Useless" did you hear while doing that XD
Bro was doin his commission
Xiao, my boy, you are the adeptus of Liyue, what in the name of Celestia were you doing in Mondstat? I thought you never left Liyue 😃
Aaand we are just going to ignore the "why is he in monstadt?" (forgot how to write it)