"there is nothing there: the same as the possibility of any romantic involvement with a scumbag who creates a vapid social construct to shelter his inability to cope with rejection" PERFECT
If a dude I'm totally not interested in asks me out, I'll say "Yeah! I've got this great makeup tutorial I've been wanting to try out, look!" And show him this fantastic video. Bless you, Taylor.
I thought the friendzone thing was not about shutting people out, but when you reject them and "want to stay friends" with that person. I'm not much for friendzoning people. Total and utter rejection is more my thing. No friendship with people sexually or, worse, romanticly interested in me.
You get your wisdom about girls on daytime TV? ... The example you made is exactly how it should be. In my definition friendzoning includes the first part, with one person saying "I only want friendship". As I understand you, that part is not in your definition of friendzoning. I want to tell you two things. FIRST: Yes, women wrapping boys and men around their fingers exist. But thats not so much connected to if they have sex with their admirer or not. I've seen both variants. SECOND: Men who got rejected(friendzoned in my def but without the part of "I don't want less") and proceed to pretend a friendship do also exist. Its very possible that women and girls don't even realise the pretense. It is real, that when women say "No" far too often the friends of the young man say "she's only playing hard to get" "its a maybe, try harder" "She will eventually come around and fall in love with you" and similar shit. I suspect the best friend of my former example in personal experience to have advised this guy to "hang in there". Women often have to learn that their politeness and friendliness is MISinterpreted as flirting. I saw this more often then women wanting to wrap someone around their little finger.
Chris Caldwell I can agree with your last post. When I was younger like I said, I hang out with guys and was "just like the guys" in some way. But sooner or later every friendship got, well, spoiled because of the sexual or romantic interest into the other gender. Not only my friendship with boys but also with girls who suddenly turned their female friends completly down in favor of the boyfriend at that time. Dealing with that was part of growing up. (Still I know adults who are not grown up in that regard, but thats another story. IMHO Grown ups can be friends with people of the other gender)
Aside from the fact that this video is really witty and very well done, your makeup is also perfect! How?? Even when I've made the effort to wear makeup, I still end up looking like a horrifying cross between Shrek and that botched up Jesus painting that went viral. What foundation do you use? :D
This is amazing and I adore it so much. But really, what products did you use because I'm not only in love with your sarcasm and shade, but also your makeup skills.
***** the "friendzone" doesn't mean anything about hate. The video is a joke. When someone "friendzones" you all it means is "this relationship will only ever be friendship" however, some people see this as some massive punishment, like the person is deliberately trying to be mean or cruel when doing it. When in reality, most girls aren't. As for the stuff about using someone, surely if you know you're in the friendzone you're not capable of being used anymore? If someone is stringing you along, not telling you where you stand with them and still making you think you've got a chance with them, when you don't, that's using someone. If someone had "friendzoned" you then they have defined a limit on your relationship. If you choose to keep doing things for them in pursuit of a romantic relationship, that's your choice.
***** If a woman is a good person, when she's "friendzoneing" a guy she's saying "this is the limit of our relationship" and she will not expect the guy to go above and beyond a friendship ie, nothing she wouldn't expect from a female friend. Any person is totally within their rights to set a limit of their relationship with any other person, regardless of gender. ie say a gay man thought that his straight best friend was really hot etc, the straight man would be totally within his rights to respectfully decline any sort of romantic relationship. You're basically saying if you fancy a girl you're friendly with, you get to have sex with her, regardless of her thoughts on the matter. Because if she declines your sexual advances she's an emotional abuser. If a girl says to you "I just want to be friends" she's saying she doesn't fancy you, which yeah, hurts, but is totally her right to do. If you can't handle it, that's your problem, not hers. I have asked a male friend of mine and been rejected. It sucked, but I just dealt with it and we continued being friends, I didn't feel the need to bitch about how he was emotionally abusing me, or whatever. I feel very sorry for attractive women, because by your logic, they either need to be fucking all their male friends or cannot have any male friends unless they have a boyfriend.
The friendzone is a hurtful lie made up by men who can't comprehend the thought that some women don't want to have sex with them, ever. Women aren't machines that you can put favour-tokens in until sex comes out.
This is so hilarious! So glad that a friend shared it with me. I actually really like the look, all jesting aside, and with you'd listed the products in the description :)
***** not my point. Dude, are you trolling? I mean it doesn't change anything because whether you were a chick who likes guys or a guy who likes guys, it doesn't make a difference. Stop looking for shit to be offended by.
Thank you soooo much for this, I actually am being harassed by a guy that won't take no for an answer and I'll definitely use this tomorrow and shut him down so hard he won't dare come back a third time.
Not only are your makeup looks amazing, you're the most hilarious makeup artist on UA-cam... My favorite part was the bit about the "seeing nothing but stars for the rest of your life"... I know what it feels like to want to do that to a creep!
I don't even know if any of your other videos are good but this just showed up in a ton of Marina and the Diamonds songs and I am so glad it did I am subscribing right now oh my god.
Wow!! I just found your channel, and i absolutely love you (your sarcasm and attitude of not giving an ish about other peoples (especially mens) opinion about you, is great btw)
Those are hilarious! I watched two of those videos and really, not only the make up is real and well made, but the commentary is really amusing. I couldn't stop smirking while listening.
"If you don't turn around and walk away from me this very second, i will drive my freshly manicured fist so hard into your skull that you won't be seeing anything but stars for the rest of your life."
I'm a dude and I am straight but.. I LOVE YOUR MAKEUP TUTORIALS!!!! Normally I hate these things because well, I don't wear makeup but, you are awesome!
Lmao! You are so funny! I just might use this technique a time or two......xD And btw u are beautiful with and without makeup...but you did an amazing job putting it on.. C:
Haha, i love this! No wonder men think it's hard to understad women when they think that we are walking around only looking for bad guys and denying our feelings towards "nice guys". If i like someone ill show it and you dont have to tell me whats best for me and what i feel, thank you
I love how you parted your hair in this video! Keep up the makeup tutorials. They are my favourite and it is actually how I found you on UA-cam in the first place, haha. Cheers!
I love this so much! If a girl (or guy) says no to your advances, just get over it. You're not entitled to anyone's affection unless they want to get you their affection. They're not being a friend-zoning bitch. They just don't like you that way and you need to give them respect.
Hahahah 'like witch hazel.. OR male tears..' I cried :'D
"You're ultimately trying to rid garbage from your life, so begin by ridding garbage from your face."
WHAT A BURN.
"Using a crayon eyeliner in Bitch Black"
I'm done
"there is nothing there: the same as the possibility of any romantic involvement with a scumbag who creates a vapid social construct to shelter his inability to cope with rejection"
PERFECT
"any romantic romantic involvement with a scumbag who creates a vapid social construction to shelter his inability to cope with rejection" YES YES YES
If a dude I'm totally not interested in asks me out, I'll say "Yeah! I've got this great makeup tutorial I've been wanting to try out, look!" And show him this fantastic video. Bless you, Taylor.
+Kyra Lexmond Wait, you're a man
***** no
You are my hero.
Oh, I love you both and here you intersect... balm upon my heart
There's no such thing as the friend zone, its more like the uhg-not-this-guy-again zone.
Gold
Do you steal all your comments off of tumblr?
brittsNAY nope just this one, just spreding the message
Her voice is so calming it's like asmr
+Molly Delfuego laughed at this comment so hard xDDDD i imagined her doing ASMR xDDDD ahahaha damn
this video is mad rude and evil
as a guy i cant find the 'breaking my skull with my fist' part relaxing...
If the "friend zone" look is this amazing, what does the "I feel the same way" look about?
"using the ashes of the bridge you're burning" hahahahahha
I thought the friendzone thing was not about shutting people out, but when you reject them and "want to stay friends" with that person. I'm not much for friendzoning people. Total and utter rejection is more my thing. No friendship with people sexually or, worse, romanticly interested in me.
You misunderstood. Its "wanting to be JUST their friend".
You get your wisdom about girls on daytime TV? ...
The example you made is exactly how it should be. In my definition friendzoning includes the first part, with one person saying "I only want friendship". As I understand you, that part is not in your definition of friendzoning.
I want to tell you two things. FIRST: Yes, women wrapping boys and men around their fingers exist. But thats not so much connected to if they have sex with their admirer or not. I've seen both variants.
SECOND: Men who got rejected(friendzoned in my def but without the part of "I don't want less") and proceed to pretend a friendship do also exist. Its very possible that women and girls don't even realise the pretense.
It is real, that when women say "No" far too often the friends of the young man say "she's only playing hard to get" "its a maybe, try harder" "She will eventually come around and fall in love with you" and similar shit. I suspect the best friend of my former example in personal experience to have advised this guy to "hang in there". Women often have to learn that their politeness and friendliness is MISinterpreted as flirting. I saw this more often then women wanting to wrap someone around their little finger.
Chris Caldwell I can agree with your last post. When I was younger like I said, I hang out with guys and was "just like the guys" in some way. But sooner or later every friendship got, well, spoiled because of the sexual or romantic interest into the other gender. Not only my friendship with boys but also with girls who suddenly turned their female friends completly down in favor of the boyfriend at that time. Dealing with that was part of growing up.
(Still I know adults who are not grown up in that regard, but thats another story. IMHO Grown ups can be friends with people of the other gender)
Lol.
the ring finger comment made me laugh out loud which is somewhat embarrassing as there are builders - plural, very very plural - in my house at the mo
The commentary is priceless. Also, that is one amazing makeup look.
This is the best thing I've ever seen today. You are amazing.
Aside from your witty commentary, your eye makeup was on point. Great video!!
/Waits for the hordes of 'nice guys' wearing fedoras to flip their shit.
*tips hat* milady
ccleasimone vomit
Emiley Grace I regret nothing
ccleasimone No.
and most of the time...they aren't even wearing fedoras...they are wearing Trilby hats....
The fedora's awkward cousin....
And then there's this make-up tutorial.... Love your work!
'Bitch black' omfg I laughed so much! Ily :)
'' You can do this by wiping your face gently using witch hazel or Male tears'' XD IM DEAD
Omg how do you not have millions of subscribers yet???
I laughed so hard at "bitch black"
if you ever need like... a minion, hit me up.
Lepreas. Same.
Samee
Gorgeous make-up and excellent message
The perfection... It's blinding me. Gaaaah!
Aside from the fact that this video is really witty and very well done, your makeup is also perfect! How?? Even when I've made the effort to wear makeup, I still end up looking like a horrifying cross between Shrek and that botched up Jesus painting that went viral. What foundation do you use? :D
Forget the topic, this makeup is awesome
This is amazing and I adore it so much. But really, what products did you use because I'm not only in love with your sarcasm and shade, but also your makeup skills.
"creating a line, as long an thin, as the stilettos you'll use to trample across their hopes and dreams"
..the best part OMG
The moment I saw this my thought was : Dis gonna be gooood.
And it was. You've done it again.
I laughed so hart I farted on my cat. You, lady, are too funny for words!
Best comment I've seen all day
Is your cat ok?
*****
the "friendzone" doesn't mean anything about hate. The video is a joke.
When someone "friendzones" you all it means is "this relationship will only ever be friendship" however, some people see this as some massive punishment, like the person is deliberately trying to be mean or cruel when doing it. When in reality, most girls aren't.
As for the stuff about using someone, surely if you know you're in the friendzone you're not capable of being used anymore?
If someone is stringing you along, not telling you where you stand with them and still making you think you've got a chance with them, when you don't, that's using someone.
If someone had "friendzoned" you then they have defined a limit on your relationship. If you choose to keep doing things for them in pursuit of a romantic relationship, that's your choice.
*****
If a woman is a good person, when she's "friendzoneing" a guy she's saying "this is the limit of our relationship" and she will not expect the guy to go above and beyond a friendship ie, nothing she wouldn't expect from a female friend.
Any person is totally within their rights to set a limit of their relationship with any other person, regardless of gender.
ie say a gay man thought that his straight best friend was really hot etc, the straight man would be totally within his rights to respectfully decline any sort of romantic relationship.
You're basically saying if you fancy a girl you're friendly with, you get to have sex with her, regardless of her thoughts on the matter. Because if she declines your sexual advances she's an emotional abuser.
If a girl says to you "I just want to be friends" she's saying she doesn't fancy you, which yeah, hurts, but is totally her right to do. If you can't handle it, that's your problem, not hers. I have asked a male friend of mine and been rejected. It sucked, but I just dealt with it and we continued being friends, I didn't feel the need to bitch about how he was emotionally abusing me, or whatever.
I feel very sorry for attractive women, because by your logic, they either need to be fucking all their male friends or cannot have any male friends unless they have a boyfriend.
The friendzone is a hurtful lie made up by men who can't comprehend the thought that some women don't want to have sex with them, ever. Women aren't machines that you can put favour-tokens in until sex comes out.
This is so hilarious! So glad that a friend shared it with me. I actually really like the look, all jesting aside, and with you'd listed the products in the description :)
your videos are the best. not only giving a make up tutorial (which is amazing) but also shattering that construct called friendzone
I love how you stay at the same tone even when you are talking about knocking someone in the head!:)
Your commentary is hilarious and awesome!
All of your make-up tutorials are LEGENDARY
now if only guys actually liked me so i could shut them down in an instant.
Weird aspirations
well im gay so. not entirely.
***** I thought you were a chick, so that doesn't really change anything.
Brian R girls can be gay omfg.
***** not my point. Dude, are you trolling? I mean it doesn't change anything because whether you were a chick who likes guys or a guy who likes guys, it doesn't make a difference. Stop looking for shit to be offended by.
I seriously adore all the girls and women in this comment section and of course, Taylor. You guys are hilarious. :)
I love these. Please never stop making social commentary makeup tutorials.
this is too perfect, too pure for this earth.
Thank you soooo much for this, I actually am being harassed by a guy that won't take no for an answer and I'll definitely use this tomorrow and shut him down so hard he won't dare come back a third time.
Oh my God I was watching this on my phone and I think my mom is worried about how much I was laughing
I don't usually like make-up tutorials, but when I do ... you're the one that makes it work.
love this look.. the eyes are fantastic!
What a coincidence, "bitch black" is my favorite color!
Not only are your makeup looks amazing, you're the most hilarious makeup artist on UA-cam... My favorite part was the bit about the "seeing nothing but stars for the rest of your life"... I know what it feels like to want to do that to a creep!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER
I love you videos! I also quite enjoy this make-up look tbh
you need to make more of these makeup tutorials they're hilarious
I don't even know if any of your other videos are good but this just showed up in a ton of Marina and the Diamonds songs and I am so glad it did I am subscribing right now oh my god.
This is the most beautiful make up tutorial ever
This is so brilliant.And by the way what can I use to avoid the nice guy rage afterwards?Is there some cream, tonic or any shit like this?
Wow!! I just found your channel, and i absolutely love you (your sarcasm and attitude of not giving an ish about other peoples (especially mens) opinion about you, is great btw)
This is fantastic! I love the make-up tutorial mixed with social commentary. You're wonderful and your vids are too!
Those are hilarious! I watched two of those videos and really, not only the make up is real and well made, but the commentary is really amusing. I couldn't stop smirking while listening.
I love it!! Not only do you deliver a goddess worthy makeup tutorial, you also delivered hot truth against our corrupt society! Hell yeah!
everything about this is perfection, including that last part in your description. please give us more of your advice
This is brilliant! Thanks for making my day.
"If you don't turn around and walk away from me this very second, i will drive my freshly manicured fist so hard into your skull that you won't be seeing anything but stars for the rest of your life."
I will never get ever your makeup tutorials. They're the best!
You're so funny/talented! And actually really good with makeup. Keep it up!
Preparing for the flood of male tears. I've got my rain boots.
I have never heard a more amusing makeup tutorial and for that salute you keep it up great job
I'm a dude and I am straight but.. I LOVE YOUR MAKEUP TUTORIALS!!!! Normally I hate these things because well, I don't wear makeup but, you are awesome!
I lost it at "using a crayon eyeliner in bitch black". I am dying.
why does this have so few views. how in the hell has tumblr not got hold of this already?
I loved it!
Your tutorials are super funny and so well thought out.
Bless your articulate soul
Lmao! You are so funny! I just might use this technique a time or two......xD And btw u are beautiful with and without makeup...but you did an amazing job putting it on.. C:
I am constantly jealous of your ability to perfectly apply makeup. And your eyes. Always jealous of those beauties too.
like witch hazel, or male tears. XD
Yesssss!!!!! Killed it again! You're the best!
Flawless video, and flawless make-up. You're so good at this!
Lady, that's some pretty make-up! My favorite yet. And the commentary is spot on, as always. I love the mascara application description.
You have no idea how happy this video makes me, thank you.
Haha, i love this! No wonder men think it's hard to understad women when they think that we are walking around only looking for bad guys and denying our feelings towards "nice guys". If i like someone ill show it and you dont have to tell me whats best for me and what i feel, thank you
this is THE BEST makeup tutorial ever. thank you so much. bless you
You're hilarious. Absolutely love your sense of humor. I'm always entertained by your videos.
A youthful, holier-than-thou glow!! This video is priceless..!
I've been looking for a makeup tutorial like this my whole life!
MY FAVOURITE UA-camR WHAT A LEGEND
HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT
These tutorials are amazing. :) I was amused and learned new makeup tips at the same time. Genius!
I am so glad I saw this and found this. Thanks for being a queen.
This was incredible
can i just-I love this so much oh my god
I thought I was just watching this because it's hilarious, but I ended up wanting to wear this exact makeup every day now too. It's gorgeous.
Oh my gosh this is so perfect in so many inconceivable ways
I love her so much. She's just the best.
I love how you parted your hair in this video! Keep up the makeup tutorials. They are my favourite and it is actually how I found you on UA-cam in the first place, haha.
Cheers!
I wish I was a lady just to enjoy this video even more.
I love your videos! Especially ones like these.
This was literally so perfect.
once again i bow down to the amazingness of your videos!
I love this so much! If a girl (or guy) says no to your advances, just get over it. You're not entitled to anyone's affection unless they want to get you their affection. They're not being a friend-zoning bitch. They just don't like you that way and you need to give them respect.
This is really funny and also a really good look. You seriously deserve so many more views
you might be one of my fav people?
hilarious and also just genuinely good makeup look. Love it!
THIS IS PURE GOLD.
I love your satirical make-up tutorials! For one, they're hilarious, for another you have wickedly good technique. I wish I had your skills. ^^
In all seriousness I love this look! You're amazing with makeup.