$500 Gucci Luxury Nail Polish Haul Review🤑

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  • @SoularSlothesk
    @SoularSlothesk 2 роки тому +16049

    I honestly didn't think this would turn into a criticism and even further an analysis of capitalism and consumption, but I'm here for it.

    • @amourejones8201
      @amourejones8201 2 роки тому +81

      All the way for it.

    • @verynotreally
      @verynotreally 2 роки тому +171

      She's imitating Contrapoints (she shouts her out at the end), so if you like that section, check her videos out.

    • @Ash-mo7oc
      @Ash-mo7oc 2 роки тому +79

      Omg I love her all the more for it lol. Contrapoints is bea so its awesome to see her add a little philosophy on capitalism.

    • @ahoweO7
      @ahoweO7 2 роки тому +39

      And then a menchi montage. All around 10/10

    • @MD-tj4ol
      @MD-tj4ol 2 роки тому +52

      On the contrary, I was absolutely expecting that type of commentary throughout the video but the skit at the end was fun and informative

  • @chocoshrooms7545
    @chocoshrooms7545 2 роки тому +8647

    “This will be a business expense”
    Ben looking at the taxes: the hell
    Edit: don’t forget to show y’all’s support on the video! We love you simply!

    • @clairetq
      @clairetq 2 роки тому +34

      @@aestaetic07 lol (edit: it looks like someone deleted their replies)

    • @AreebProductions
      @AreebProductions 2 роки тому +5

      @@aestaetic07 they deleted, so should you

    • @M1ssApocolypse
      @M1ssApocolypse 2 роки тому +2

      Name twin 😃

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 роки тому

      @@clairetq what comment did they comment

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 роки тому +1

      Cristine liked it bahahahahahahaha

  • @kikohernandez4539
    @kikohernandez4539 2 роки тому +2920

    The Gucci x The North Face tent is “such a collector’s item that a bear might kill you for it” 😂😂😂 I busted out laughing in the middle of the night while my family was sleeping hahaha

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/v-deo.html

    • @atika2010
      @atika2010 2 роки тому +3

      Busted or Burst??

    • @kikohernandez4539
      @kikohernandez4539 2 роки тому +14

      @@atika2010 both are correct according to Cambridge Dictionary 😅

    • @ashleyoliva7588
      @ashleyoliva7588 2 роки тому +13

      @@atika2010 yeah you can say busted out laughing or burst out laughing. They both work.

  • @sachiy2893
    @sachiy2893 2 роки тому +722

    i wasnt expecting to get educated on consumerism in our capitalistic society under the influence of (well) influencers and upper class individuals but im not disappointed at ALL

  • @catoninetales
    @catoninetales 2 роки тому +5611

    Zyler deserves an Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role as "Rich Person's Smug Cat"

  • @nataliehughes1119
    @nataliehughes1119 2 роки тому +3630

    This was a breath of fresh air. I don't understand why one would buy Gucci when you could support a smaller local business for a fraction of the cost. Bonus points if the business donates a portion of profits to a charity. Nice things don't always have to come with a label.

    • @vennitahensley4841
      @vennitahensley4841 2 роки тому +42

      NOR the PRICE TAG. GUCCI NEEDS to Stick with CLOTHING, NOT NAIL POLISH...SHE NAILED THIS VIDEO...NEW MEMBER,HERE.WOOHOO

    • @driley5004
      @driley5004 2 роки тому +25

      I agree. and also the fact that people are obsessed with it, and the pieces are absolutely hideous.

    • @hiyakotecha6053
      @hiyakotecha6053 2 роки тому +15

      Also we all know that these big brands are the ones that come out with THE WORST QUALITY of nail polish...even worse than the cheapest nail polish you can get at drugstores

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/v-deo.html

    • @tiffanylastinger3925
      @tiffanylastinger3925 2 роки тому +6

      Or get a completely unique item that is handmade with skills

  • @BatyBug
    @BatyBug 2 роки тому +940

    I was really hoping for a wear test, though. Not because I’m thinking about buying Gucci polish, but because I want to hear all the hilarious observations from Cristine.

    • @AshleyxVlogs
      @AshleyxVlogs 2 роки тому +16

      Maybe she’ll update us on her snap or something? I hope so

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/v-deo.html

    • @chawndel8279
      @chawndel8279 2 роки тому +13

      Probably not included because the two biggest factors in wear time are base coat and top coat.

  • @grimgracious
    @grimgracious 2 роки тому +158

    She was really generous. Those colors were awful - so sheer and streaky. I haven't bought a polish in the last few years from Walmart that was even close to being that bad.

  • @taniaihsanahmad4997
    @taniaihsanahmad4997 2 роки тому +6816

    Cristine: never throws away her old ass phone
    Also Cristine: spends 100s of dollars on nail polish that she doesnt like or need.

    • @denia1594
      @denia1594 2 роки тому +83

      Yea, but she will make more on the video 😉

    • @Skittl1321
      @Skittl1321 2 роки тому +181

      That's because the phone isn't a business expense :)

    • @victoria.lyden24
      @victoria.lyden24 2 роки тому +16

      she has a iphone 12 now

    • @shawn.spencer
      @shawn.spencer 2 роки тому +37

      Well yeah, because with the video she's going to make at least double the amount she spent on those polishes. Which isn't' bad of course

    • @nassj6593
      @nassj6593 2 роки тому +17

      Also, it counts as a business expense and research 😏

  • @findunham8957
    @findunham8957 2 роки тому +9984

    Cristine: ‘My nails have been a little rough lately from all the swatching, to be completely transparent’
    Gucci’s Black polish: Did somebody say *transparent?*

  • @animerlon
    @animerlon 2 роки тому +170

    I've always felt that wearing something with a brand name showing largely across it as if it's some artistic design, is like paying a company to do their advertising for them. Even if given something like that, i won't wear it.

  • @boobelladams
    @boobelladams 2 роки тому +93

    For my 18 year wedding anniversary this year my husband asked if I wanted more jewelry, clothes or Gucci polishes. I told him none of the above. Instead he got me $600 in Holo Taco. I've been wanting them so badly, but our identity has been stolen so I don't shop on line. The web site was secure & easy to shop on & the shipping was informative & fast & the formula is amazing! I'm Addicted to these shifting colors & Unicorn skins! Looking forward to adding to my HT collection! Thank you for making such a wonderful product Simply Nailogical!

    • @beancheese3148
      @beancheese3148 6 місяців тому

      This is so wholesome 🥹 happy 20 years!

  • @lauravampire1276
    @lauravampire1276 2 роки тому +3142

    The sociology lesson and House of Mencci trailer were pure masterpieces.

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic 2 роки тому +10

      The House of Menchie trailer was amazing

    • @kathleenstrahm4291
      @kathleenstrahm4291 2 роки тому +3

      *slow, amazed 👏 applause

    • @rachelrecycles369
      @rachelrecycles369 2 роки тому +5

      Now I really want a whole line of holotaco named House of Mencci!

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna 2 роки тому +2

      I would watch a whole series of house of mencci lol

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/v-deo.html

  • @FredericChen
    @FredericChen 2 роки тому +13873

    The bottles are cute, that’s about it

    • @AreebProductions
      @AreebProductions 2 роки тому +85

      Hi check mark

    • @soursaccharine
      @soursaccharine 2 роки тому +61

      so true Frederic so true

    • @mygirl737g2
      @mygirl737g2 2 роки тому +33

      i thought the same, that's about it.

    • @ada7079
      @ada7079 2 роки тому +65

      @Robin thank you that's what I was thinking T-T

    • @cerenity3578
      @cerenity3578 2 роки тому +103

      Exactly. These colors and quality are something you can still find at the average dollar store. -_- People are just buying for the name.

  • @ireallydontcare3293
    @ireallydontcare3293 2 роки тому +59

    ‘How transparent do you want your nail polish?’
    Gucci: YES!

  • @gabriellavaughn4358
    @gabriellavaughn4358 2 роки тому +89

    Imagine if she made actual t-shirts that said Mencci 😂😂 I would totally buy that

    • @ghadeerjalal8742
      @ghadeerjalal8742 2 роки тому +3

      THAT'S GENIUS

    •  Рік тому +1

      Please not 600 dollars 🤣

    • @enbeast8350
      @enbeast8350 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@ Make it $600 as a troll. If anyone actually purchases it, they get their money refunded because it's a dumb, fun little stunt

  • @abbiemason5462
    @abbiemason5462 2 роки тому +4510

    She just gave us a sociology lesson at the end and it was better than my sociology teacher explaining it

    • @JYYB
      @JYYB 2 роки тому +36

      Better than any school teacher….😂. This is real life situations and truthbut the comment got me LOLing

    • @ahltcoindaihly2365
      @ahltcoindaihly2365 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @sebastiangerena1724
      @sebastiangerena1724 2 роки тому +33

      I love the reference to @ContraPoints

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/v-deo.html

    • @mayak1666
      @mayak1666 2 роки тому

      i loved it

  • @paperxpens5508
    @paperxpens5508 2 роки тому +1975

    Absolutely loving how Cristine is flexing her nail polish business as well as her degrees in this video! Truly showing how intelligent people can also be goofy and creative

    • @Parveen-sh4vv
      @Parveen-sh4vv 2 роки тому +19

      Creative people are intelligent

  • @rebeccah.6403
    @rebeccah.6403 Рік тому +18

    "It's f***ed up that they're trying to sell this idea that a $2000 backpack is cool!" 💯 I like you!

  • @tyffanii1
    @tyffanii1 2 роки тому +32

    “I didn’t know which one to get, so I bought them all” sounds like how you made holo taco, “I don’t like this company’s nail polish, so I made my own”

  • @LearnEnglishEveryDayESL
    @LearnEnglishEveryDayESL 2 роки тому +3930

    I honestly never expected to hear "Raw Dogging" and "Base Coat" in the same sentence, but I'm here for it.

    • @emeraldmartin2687
      @emeraldmartin2687 2 роки тому +18

      I was thinking the same thing had to find the comment 😂😂😅

    • @dazzzled19
      @dazzzled19 2 роки тому +8

      I nearly spit out my coffee 😅😂

    • @rust_spk
      @rust_spk 2 роки тому +4

      i spit out my food when i heard it

    • @MuseVicious
      @MuseVicious 2 роки тому +7

      Love the Hasan reference

    • @zetusaquarittarius
      @zetusaquarittarius 2 роки тому +2

      This was the comment I was looking for 😹 wtf Christine that was hilarious

  • @meganoleary9855
    @meganoleary9855 2 роки тому +11859

    Cristine blurring out Tana, Jeffery and Shane’s faces was the best part

  • @nima16042
    @nima16042 2 роки тому +17

    We thought we were getting a Gucci haul but instead we got a sociological take down of luxury influencer culture, this is why I love Simply!!! Breaking the mold & enlightening the next generation

  • @sierraraposa
    @sierraraposa Рік тому +21

    I'm extremely late to the Cristine party but honestly seeing this video was what finally got me to buy from Holo Taco. Partially out of appreciation for how honest she seems, and I think she is actually a decent role model compared to many other UA-camrs who young kids (unfortunately) look up to. Awesome video!

  • @kylacook9333
    @kylacook9333 2 роки тому +1643

    "This will be a business expense"
    Is what I sound like trying to convince myself I need something I don't need

  • @StormTheBase
    @StormTheBase 2 роки тому +604

    loving the error symbols in the "what do you think" clip, REALLY CAPTURES THE CHAOTICNESS OF IT!

  • @baktpottit
    @baktpottit 2 роки тому +55

    ''we're just gonna rawdog it''
    NO CRISTINE NO

  • @spottedleaf876
    @spottedleaf876 2 роки тому +9

    THE CONTRAPOINTS REFERENCE WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL MY TWO QUEENS

  • @Thehappytapdancer
    @Thehappytapdancer 2 роки тому +2187

    That whole “house of mencci” was so silly and wonderful and I loved every second of it! We need more silly Cristine.

  • @avanoelle2108
    @avanoelle2108 2 роки тому +1729

    “Let’s take off this peasant nail polish”
    She says, taking off her own nail polish brand.

    • @markpetrov9476
      @markpetrov9476 2 роки тому +53

      Humble ✨

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 роки тому +6

      @Masi Capone i cant help but too say
      Guccitaehyung

    • @yeti6601
      @yeti6601 2 роки тому

      lmao

    • @thealmightyjesus7018
      @thealmightyjesus7018 2 роки тому +1

      “Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.”
      Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 роки тому +2

      @@thealmightyjesus7018 tf

  • @YourLocal_CowMom
    @YourLocal_CowMom Місяць тому +1

    11:39 I LOVE HOW ZYLERS JUST SITTING THERE LIKE THE KING THAT HE IS!!

  • @birdtutorialart
    @birdtutorialart 2 роки тому +56

    I really like the color selection they have honestly. They feel very well thought out and very retro to me. I think the packaging is quite pretty as well. However, never in my entire life would I spend money on luxury items just for the name. Especially considering how poorly the polishes performed

  • @MyvIsLove2
    @MyvIsLove2 2 роки тому +2706

    cristine destroying big brands was the best content from her ever

  • @ManuRitchie
    @ManuRitchie 2 роки тому +2821

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that Cristine gave us her conspicuous consumption lecture in bed wearing sunglasses, a fluffy robe, and cat ears…. While petting a cat. PEAK SimplyNailogical 🤣

    • @SquishyMushy
      @SquishyMushy 2 роки тому +50

      Pretty sure she was inspired by contrapoints

    • @periperiwinkle92
      @periperiwinkle92 2 роки тому +61

      that was a homage to contrapoints and tbh christine KILLED IT I could tell what she was doing straight away and I loved every second of it

    • @jacksonmaner5997
      @jacksonmaner5997 2 роки тому +33

      SimplyContralogical

    • @leyrounni1304
      @leyrounni1304 2 роки тому +17

      I adoooored the ContraPoints bit, she even used the same cadence and wording as Natalie would have

    • @BestJannaInBronze
      @BestJannaInBronze 2 роки тому +4

      That was my favorite moment since cellular life evolved on Earth.

  • @onedaybutnottoday63
    @onedaybutnottoday63 Рік тому +14

    I just got my first order from Holo Taco! The new Christmas colors and a 1 coat black plus a long lasting base and extra glossy taco! I’m very happy cause I’ve wanted to buy some for awhile. I’m so ready for them to come in!

  • @harimsh
    @harimsh Рік тому +6

    what I absolutely adore about this woman is the fact that while her videos are always fun and entertainment, she always expresses her stance or opinion in a very professional, respectful and very educative manner. I cannot think of another human with this level of professionalism while being funny and being true to their self. I am back after so many years to her videos and so happy she has not changed a bit. Proud to be a fan ❤️

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Рік тому

      Hmm, you're not going to like her newest video then haha. So sorry to tell you!

    • @harimsh
      @harimsh Рік тому +1

      @@vidhoard aw why though

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Рік тому

      @@harimsh Did you watch it?

    • @harimsh
      @harimsh Рік тому

      @@vidhoard yeah she's just moving on that's all.

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard Рік тому

      @@harimsh haha sorry, youtube notifications showed me what your original comment was before you edited it. No worries. :) It's sad that she's moving on but it's what it best for her!

  • @Pishy4
    @Pishy4 2 роки тому +546

    I love that the "What do you think?" gets more and more chaotic as the years go by on this channel

    • @thealmightyjesus7018
      @thealmightyjesus7018 2 роки тому

      “Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.”
      Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

    • @riyag9739
      @riyag9739 2 роки тому +1

      omg yes

    • @trinity2580
      @trinity2580 2 роки тому +7

      In 5 years its just gonna be a high-pitched screech over a half a second clip of old grainy tv static and only the OG fans will find it funny🤣

  • @echolalia307
    @echolalia307 2 роки тому +1518

    Cristine: *actually says top coat for once*
    Captions: “taco”
    The captions are a super simp confirmed lol

    • @end_io22
      @end_io22 2 роки тому +12

      10:15 Captions know her at this point

    • @zubidubi792
      @zubidubi792 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ZTpQMm_t-eg/v-deo.html😊

    • @looseleaflyra
      @looseleaflyra 2 роки тому +3

      i like your profile pic 💖💜💙

  • @Sparess
    @Sparess 2 роки тому +206

    "Why do brands use French just to sound fancy" Is such a good question. Especially since my personal opinion (and my friends have said the same things) is that French doesn't sound very elegant or pretty. When I think of France I think high-end or when something is French I suppose it's usually 'fancy', but the language itself is far from something 'pretty'... but that's just my opinion.

    • @cawesomewhatever
      @cawesomewhatever 2 роки тому +19

      Yeah I sexually say pomme de tere which means Apple of the ground or potato and it sounds so foreign so sexy. 🤣🤣no but really one of my friends said this and I went…potato?

    • @Sparess
      @Sparess 2 роки тому +10

      @@cawesomewhatever framboise is my personal favorite. The pronunciation just sounds so funny to me

    • @tiny._.sxnshine
      @tiny._.sxnshine 2 роки тому +9

      well it sounds really soft yet still not monotone or flat compared to other languages

    • @alexiane250
      @alexiane250 2 роки тому +8

      maybe its because youtube wont let me see the rest of your comment but I just wanted to say gucci isn't french, it's Italian. The founder was Italian and is named after its Italian named and you know actually Italian founder.
      no shade to your point though. the other stuff owned by P&G now there's lots of french stuff like Dior, Channel, YSL, etc

    • @Miipmiip
      @Miipmiip 2 роки тому +8

      I mean, french is a really nice language. But, ofc, everyone has their opinion and the majority thinks that it’s pretty and elegant etc, or so popular things say

  • @eltaninD
    @eltaninD 2 роки тому +8

    I work in a preschool that's catered towards rich families and let me tell you, parents actually buy clothes from the Armani, Versace and Gucci etc. Kids collections for them to wear to school. Where we do messy arts and crafts, and play outdoors. It's wild honestly.

  • @thathotdogchick
    @thathotdogchick 2 роки тому +900

    This really felt like Cristine just had some fun making a video for the first time in a while, it’s so nice to see her happy 😃

    • @Maria-ot6me
      @Maria-ot6me 2 роки тому +11

      I felt that way completely!

    • @madi5286
      @madi5286 2 роки тому +13

      Comments like these are kinda messed up - either youre right and now she's bummed that you could tell she was feeling down which she didnt want to share OR you're wrong and she feels pressure to act 'happier' in videos. Either way you dont need to put down her other content to give a compliment. Something to consider.

    • @thathotdogchick
      @thathotdogchick 2 роки тому +13

      @@madi5286 or maybe I just wanted to say she looks happy, something to consider 😉

    • @Maria-ot6me
      @Maria-ot6me 2 роки тому +2

      @@madi5286 It was literally an observation! There was a noticable change in her demeanor here! That's it!

    • @mrrpmeowmeow
      @mrrpmeowmeow 2 роки тому +3

      @@thathotdogchick no need to be a little shit 😉

  • @raigenhuss7030
    @raigenhuss7030 2 роки тому +1732

    “As a 32 year old lady…”
    Me: sings Jennas “32 year old laadyyyy” then gets really sad 😔

  • @grizlybear4069
    @grizlybear4069 2 роки тому +17

    THIS IS NOT MY IDEA, but can you do a series called "simply still got it" where you recreate youre most difficult nail desings

  • @debrasmith6672
    @debrasmith6672 2 роки тому +4

    Excellent point! I like the way, the sensible way Christine approached this and educated about it. At 63, I have used expensive polishes and noticed the same thing. BECAUSE of Christine I’m not getting acrylic nails anymore either. My nails are slowly growing out, I own a farm so I don’t need the length, but feel better about myself.

  • @ContraPoints
    @ContraPoints 2 роки тому +7683

    I KNOW WHEN IM BEING MOCKED MRS NAILOGICAL (uwu)

  • @sierrachantell
    @sierrachantell 2 роки тому +512

    "so we're just gonna rawdog it with no base coat"
    -Cristine the Gucci queen 2021

    • @PVempati
      @PVempati 2 роки тому +11

      learned it from hasan

    • @candysmack
      @candysmack 2 роки тому +3

      "rawdog"? I thought this was a family friendly channel lol

    • @kiaralopez7699
      @kiaralopez7699 2 роки тому +9

      @@candysmack no offense but since when has this been a family friendly channel 😭

    • @candysmack
      @candysmack 2 роки тому +2

      @@kiaralopez7699 no offence taken cause it was a joke :p

    • @kiaralopez7699
      @kiaralopez7699 2 роки тому +3

      @@candysmack admittedly i’ve never been the smartest 🥲

  • @melody.-.1839
    @melody.-.1839 2 роки тому +1

    This is the first simply nailogical video I’ve watched in about 4 years and wow, the vibes have changed a bit and I am so glad I checked back in on the channel. I am subscribing now

  • @Queenb.90
    @Queenb.90 Рік тому +3

    This whole video had me cracking up but that last part is pure gold lmfaoooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣 love Cristine's sense of humor!

  • @bombsfadeaway
    @bombsfadeaway 2 роки тому +1333

    I had to go back and rewatch the "rich person monologue" because the first time I was literally just watching Zyler living his best life.

    • @Spaceydoodle
      @Spaceydoodle 2 роки тому +16

      i had to go back and watch that part a second time, too, because i was giggling the whole time. reminded me of dr evil. in a good way :)

    • @ChizuruNumaX3
      @ChizuruNumaX3 2 роки тому +1

      This.

    • @hj-ct2qi
      @hj-ct2qi 2 роки тому +13

      definitely watch contrapoints on YT if you haven't already, that's the channel she was spoofing in that segment

    • @Myr642
      @Myr642 2 роки тому +2

      He’s so dang cute! I want to pet his little face!

    • @eangeleyesr6678
      @eangeleyesr6678 2 роки тому

      Major “blofeld”-cat vibes 🤣

  • @HarryStikers
    @HarryStikers 2 роки тому +740

    "As a 32 year old lady"
    Me: *immediate excitement, followed by genuinely tearing up*

    • @scrappymom7881
      @scrappymom7881 2 роки тому +60

      I felt that too ❤️ miss Jenna

    • @pixiemoonglow9642
      @pixiemoonglow9642 2 роки тому +8

      big hugs :(

    • @emmyvilla
      @emmyvilla 2 роки тому +8

      Went looking for this type of comment

    • @aylindemirhan3657
      @aylindemirhan3657 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/vM6YwVtcJjg/v-deo.html

    • @madongseoksbiceps
      @madongseoksbiceps 2 роки тому +3

      i miss jenna but now we have another ~32 year old lady~ thats equally as entertaining

  • @SKYALISE
    @SKYALISE 2 роки тому +3

    Christine's speech about gucci near the end literally helped my write my sociology assessment on consumption

  • @0SpxxkyBxnes0
    @0SpxxkyBxnes0 Рік тому

    You are my favorite. I know when I’m having a bad day I can watch your videos and you cheer me up.

  • @taylor.mcsloy
    @taylor.mcsloy 2 роки тому +420

    What I absolutely adore about her is the she is so witty and funny yet so deeply intelligent. She never fails to keep me interested

  • @KrisJustus
    @KrisJustus 2 роки тому +455

    Oh my GOD the Contrapoints parody, I knew exactly what she was doing as soon as she started it. The delivery was ON POINT.

    • @badrabbit0077
      @badrabbit0077 2 роки тому +13

      ❤️❤️ Lulz So I'm not the only one who noticed.

    • @charliebustos6319
      @charliebustos6319 2 роки тому

      Yesss!!

    • @lyrickarla5913
      @lyrickarla5913 2 роки тому

      Not even 2 minutes and I already hear her sociology knowledge - (as a sociologist myself) LOVE IT !

  • @bankruptbitch7104
    @bankruptbitch7104 2 роки тому +2

    the house of gucci trailer spoof was absolutely amazing- gaga would be proud

  • @sukisuki1771
    @sukisuki1771 2 роки тому

    I just wanted to say thank you for existing, I’ve been horribly sick for the past few days and watching your vids made me smile

  • @spookayitsme
    @spookayitsme 2 роки тому +2634

    😳 That "Backpack" looks exactly like the satchel that Dominos delivered my pizza in!
    The little pouches? Yeah, they're for the garlic bread, chicken fingers and dipping sauce!!

    • @shayshores4571
      @shayshores4571 2 роки тому +12

      lol

    • @dionathan9099
      @dionathan9099 2 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sertapylmaz2805
      @sertapylmaz2805 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/nzmdAIVGdn8/v-deo.html

    • @lovelyqueen5120
      @lovelyqueen5120 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/users/shortsbzkUe688yAE?feature=share

    • @Sweettweety666
      @Sweettweety666 2 роки тому +7

      Maybe Gucci did that on purpose because gamers mote of the time are stereotyped: they are only gaming 24/7 and only eating pizza. I would actually see that as a big wink to all the gaming nerds. I am a gamer and I like this kind of humour. ;-)

  • @aureo2067
    @aureo2067 2 роки тому +451

    You know when Cristine says "it's a business expense" its some ridiculous overpriced item that Ben regrets.

  • @tracycampbell9880
    @tracycampbell9880 2 роки тому +8

    That sweet little dose of sociology mixed in was amazing, and I can’t wait to see more of it.

  • @Kelsey5
    @Kelsey5 2 роки тому +1

    I love how she educates and entertains us

  • @thecallousone
    @thecallousone 2 роки тому +657

    absolutely love how she reminds us on a regular basis that she has a sociology degree

    • @skaTour
      @skaTour 2 роки тому +27

      as a fellow sociology degree comrade, I approve so hard too! Probably going to show my high school kids this video at some point for the educational value

    • @danana4867
      @danana4867 2 роки тому

      Ikr and she makes it actually make sense

  • @Zoxia9
    @Zoxia9 2 роки тому +347

    I'm just impressed that Zyler stayed throughout the Contrapoints style segment.

    • @Loveyoutubesomuch
      @Loveyoutubesomuch 2 роки тому +7

      I was literally waiting for the moment he walks out saying I'm done with the human race

    • @MontageLegacy
      @MontageLegacy 2 роки тому +3

      Da queen

  • @AC-sp3ik
    @AC-sp3ik 2 роки тому +2

    I’m a 33 year old American public school teacher trying to survive in a wealthy school district. So happy that you’re doing this. Haven’t watched in a while, but this is somewhere between a sassy conversation with a friend, a classroom lesson, and a UA-cam video to turn my brain off after a hard day. Perfection! Et en plus, j’enseigne le français.

  • @kats3630
    @kats3630 2 роки тому +1

    I like how this video is an educative one, and not just concerning nail polish.

  • @kaiwryn
    @kaiwryn 2 роки тому +2591

    Cristine's Contrapoints impression is so on point it kind of freaks me, out, lol.

  • @mitchelljakubka
    @mitchelljakubka 2 роки тому +274

    Honestly it’s AWESOME to see a non-Holo Taco video on the channel again. Love her polish brand, but I’ve missed her playing with and trying out new products!

    • @cherryhappily
      @cherryhappily 2 роки тому +14

      agreed, i’m so happy for her brand and how much she loves it, but i miss a variety of content! but whatever makes Cristine happy and motivated to make videos is fine

  • @plaonx3750
    @plaonx3750 2 роки тому +2

    ive not been keeping up with Kristines uploads since 2019 but ive started to keep up again and- my god has she not changed, i love it

  • @soraninja
    @soraninja 2 роки тому +5

    Ok I'll be honest I came here thinking I missed the channel but it's just gunna be Christine and Ben being silly for 10 minute's .... I was thankfully wrong! I loved the ContraPoints segment and the Menci outro wins hands down! THIS IS WHAT I SUBSCRIBED FORRR

  • @A_ree_ta
    @A_ree_ta 2 роки тому +693

    “This will be a business expense”
    Ben: *thinking about the taxes*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +2

      Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear aree

    • @quixx611
      @quixx611 2 роки тому +2

      @@AxxLAfriku thank you for making me laugh 🙃

    • @A_ree_ta
      @A_ree_ta 2 роки тому

      @@AxxLAfriku ummmmm….thank you?

  • @yellowmellow2033
    @yellowmellow2033 2 роки тому +480

    *talking about sociology with solid informative pathos backing*
    zyler: mmmm scritches

  • @philostopher1
    @philostopher1 2 роки тому +1

    Chef's kiss on the Contra nod. I was thinking, "wow, that looks like ..." when you said it.

  • @sheenabermudez4951
    @sheenabermudez4951 2 роки тому +1

    This was so goofy, I freaking love it! I missed you, Simply 🥰

  • @owluxe166
    @owluxe166 2 роки тому +464

    Wasn't expecting this but I'm pretty sure the end-point-mini-essay has universally confirmed Christine's place as the best UA-camr always and forever

    • @cjjoshlin3006
      @cjjoshlin3006 2 роки тому +20

      @@spookybarns nope, she was acknowledging she was using her format. It was tribute.

    • @Museofmemory
      @Museofmemory 2 роки тому +4

      @@spookybarns I think any beef between Natalie and Cristine would be the sweetest, politest, most rationally argued beef in history.

  • @lost-my-way
    @lost-my-way 2 роки тому +492

    These polishes made me legit sad. That is an insane amount of money for such poor quality. It's not like the brand couldn't afford better ingredients used for their products. Can't say I'm surprised.
    Your closing segment was so cute! I really appreciated the mini lesson thrown in there and the whole Zyler and Menchi set up made me smile so big!

    • @emmekinsthesquirrel8126
      @emmekinsthesquirrel8126 2 роки тому +4

      I honestly feel like it's intentionally bad just the companies way to get a laugh like haha look at these idiots buying garbage

  • @jrr_brr_brr1587
    @jrr_brr_brr1587 2 роки тому +7

    look at christine giving a critique/analysis on conspicuous consumption of the wealthy. we love a class-conscious queen

  • @randomstuff7332
    @randomstuff7332 2 роки тому +3

    I miss the Saturday videos

  • @nofilterbtxh5000
    @nofilterbtxh5000 2 роки тому +4078

    “As a 32 years old lady”-oh my heart,this reminded me of Jenna Marbles 😭😂❤️

    • @asparagusmccarty727
      @asparagusmccarty727 2 роки тому +122

      I miss Jenna 😭

    • @taragilesbie94
      @taragilesbie94 2 роки тому +43

      i came here to say this thank you

    • @melanieannplans2666
      @melanieannplans2666 2 роки тому +67

      OMG I was literally going to comment that I heard Jenna singing this line. Not sure if that was intentional by Cristine buuut it was a nice homage to the Queen of UA-cam.

    • @cadenschmidt6877
      @cadenschmidt6877 2 роки тому +46

      @@melanieannplans2666 I'm hoping it's intentional 🥺 I know they are both friends with each other

    • @annieapple8974
      @annieapple8974 2 роки тому +11

      We all miss her 😭🥺

  • @maceystewart8866
    @maceystewart8866 2 роки тому +597

    The "whaddya think???" is growing and progressively becoming way more intimidating. Soon it will sound like a bunch of screaming I called it ladies and gents! No but really I love that cutscene but it literally scared the shit outta me lol

    • @georginavasvari4906
      @georginavasvari4906 2 роки тому +9

      okay but i haven't seen that clip for so long and i phisically jumped almost out of my chair from happiness when i got to it. Cristine is amazing

    • @maceystewart8866
      @maceystewart8866 2 роки тому

      @@georginavasvari4906 lol we love our holo queen

    • @123456789babaq
      @123456789babaq 2 роки тому +1

      My poor nephew jumped because i watching yt on our tv 💀 i feel so bad, but i did laugh at his shook face 😅

    • @ameliathorp7508
      @ameliathorp7508 2 роки тому

      I thought the same exact thing 😂😂

  • @caitlinhs9670
    @caitlinhs9670 2 роки тому

    The menchi part at the end is endearingly adorable.

  • @jadedxspade
    @jadedxspade 2 роки тому

    I’m living for the second part. Do more.

  • @alokilal1733
    @alokilal1733 2 роки тому +902

    She is truly one of the funniest UA-cam r’s out there

  • @itdoesdeath
    @itdoesdeath 2 роки тому +185

    As a huge ContraPoints stan this is the crossover content I never knew I needed. If you’re looking to branch out with collections I would buy a Contra x Simply box set in a HEARTBEAT…just imagine the polishes: blue to electric pink multichrome called Bisexual Mood Lighting. A gunmetal grey with red flecks called Guillotine Grey (the red is the blood of the bourgeoisie). A pale cream with a red shimmer called Daddy’s Milk (for the Jordan Peterson video, the red is for the lobster queen). A green gold linear holo called Opulence…the possibilities are endless

  • @ValentinaB2001
    @ValentinaB2001 2 роки тому +6

    I don't know why when I saw the tent I thought "Wait, are there people who buy that at that price? With that I can buy a new house here in Colombia" and I'm not kidding, literally that amount buys you a house here in Colombia

  • @sherryperson4558
    @sherryperson4558 2 роки тому +2

    I love how every time I watch one of your videos I learn something. Maybe that’s just the broke college student in me, but I’ll JUMP on some free, coherent lessons.

  • @PuppyMochi
    @PuppyMochi 2 роки тому +276

    I DID NOT EXPECT TO EVER HEAR CRISTINE SAY “let’s just raw-dog it” WHERE AM I

    • @PanAryn
      @PanAryn 2 роки тому

      Me neither! 😅

    • @thecallousone
      @thecallousone 2 роки тому +10

      she's been watching too much hassan 😂

    • @stagnantfox3027
      @stagnantfox3027 2 роки тому +5

      You must be new. Check 2016 cristine

    • @cherryhappily
      @cherryhappily 2 роки тому +4

      you must be new

    • @jaash7981
      @jaash7981 2 роки тому +1

      I thought she was gonna say "let's just bareback it" 💀💀

  • @charliebustos6319
    @charliebustos6319 2 роки тому +291

    That “mencci” outro was everything.

  • @AlbertasWorldDebates
    @AlbertasWorldDebates 2 роки тому

    Why was this the most entertaining thing I’ve seen all year 🤦🏽‍♀️❤️

  • @nikkired5584
    @nikkired5584 Рік тому +5

    Never heard pastels described as “vibrant” before 😂

  • @Elkae
    @Elkae 2 роки тому +394

    “We’re just gonna raw-dog it with no base coat” CRISTINE NO WHYYY would you put that in my brain 😭

    • @violet8807
      @violet8807 2 роки тому +3

      I choked on my water men she said that.🤣

    • @englishmajorloser
      @englishmajorloser 2 роки тому +7

      Of all the phrases she could have picked up from Hasan it had to be this one lol

    • @ANKAY21
      @ANKAY21 2 роки тому +2

      I didnt even watch it yet
      I heard her voice. Lets see how accurate i am
      Edit:Holy shit i was accurate

    • @artluver94c
      @artluver94c 2 роки тому +6

      She got this from Hasan and I'm still convinced she doesn't exactly know what it really means. Lol

    • @Lushesandblushes
      @Lushesandblushes 2 роки тому

      right I never heard that before

  • @isabellamesenbrink2211
    @isabellamesenbrink2211 2 роки тому +148

    I ADORE the duality of this channel. One second I’m contemplating the philosophy behind assigning worth to objects that have little intrinsic value, the next I’m watching a luxury cat. It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and I’m here for it.

  • @jessicamolapo1311
    @jessicamolapo1311 2 роки тому +1

    okayyyy whaaat? i love her😭👏🏽

  • @ree8244
    @ree8244 2 роки тому

    love the contrapoints moment in the end

  • @Charuchii
    @Charuchii 2 роки тому +208

    I honestly was about to type “has Christine been watching Contrapoints” during the rich people speech and then my question was answered

    • @daeric16da
      @daeric16da 2 роки тому +2

      SAME hahaha

    • @WitchOracle
      @WitchOracle 2 роки тому

      okay but I was just coming here to say this, glad I'm not the only one 😂

  • @pieskotkura
    @pieskotkura 2 роки тому +375

    oh my GOD, the ContraPoints nod has got me DEAD in love

  • @virginiabushnell3042
    @virginiabushnell3042 2 роки тому

    This made me laugh out loud for a solid minute. Thank you!!!

  • @jayare6804
    @jayare6804 2 роки тому +1

    exquisite video. entertaining, social commentary, and 80s music montage parody. perfection!

  • @MounticornHunter
    @MounticornHunter 2 роки тому +307

    Absolutely obsessed with when you became Contrapoints and very pleased with myself for knowing that’s what you were doing 💅🏼

    • @Annkelia
      @Annkelia 2 роки тому +23

      As soon as it cut to that scene I knew I needed to go to the comment section and upvote/say something!

    • @12Tecpatl
      @12Tecpatl 2 роки тому +3

      of course anyone would get the reference, she's the only trans person cis ppl like to listen to

    • @MounticornHunter
      @MounticornHunter 2 роки тому +10

      @@Annkelia I’m just glad to see her having so much fun with her videos again ☺️

    • @hephaestus_workshop
      @hephaestus_workshop 2 роки тому +23

      @@12Tecpatl I mean, she has a major platform that a lot of other trans people don’t have. And makes very interesting, well articulated videos. Idk if it was just bc I’m bad at reading tone, but that sounded a little disparaging.

    • @RCrystal34
      @RCrystal34 2 роки тому +2

      Same! I loved it and I felt so proud for understanding before she said it 🤣

  • @vinimb1215
    @vinimb1215 2 роки тому +404

    Ahh that contrapoints homage was so on point!😍

    • @beckyeastham9426
      @beckyeastham9426 2 роки тому +11

      I loved it

    • @inchw0rm
      @inchw0rm 2 роки тому +4

      right! hahaha

    • @susannahdarby6698
      @susannahdarby6698 2 роки тому +3

      Yesss! So good

    • @isabelchmontuenga
      @isabelchmontuenga 2 роки тому +5

      I am here for it. She could branch into that kind of content and i would be happy (dont believe she will, too time consuming)

    • @hridyanadappattel4400
      @hridyanadappattel4400 2 роки тому +3

      I was missing the ~ _Reflection time with Simply MomLogical_ ~ introductory montage until she mentioned contrapoints. Then in true simply fashion, I proceeded to get confused at the *H* ouse of Mencci whatever xD

  • @tayroberts4530
    @tayroberts4530 2 роки тому

    I forgot how much I love your channel, You crack me up
    :)

  • @Kiti999
    @Kiti999 2 роки тому

    seriously this video made my day!