Suika, but losing crashes the game

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 286

  • @mkoookm1
    @mkoookm1 13 днів тому +964

    It's so funny that they start every video like "Suika has progressed so much in the last year" but the title of the video is like "Suika, but it stole my credit card number".

  • @meme_boi1012
    @meme_boi1012 13 днів тому +1227

    Alpha and Jo I want to inform you that there’s a suika game on Fortnite. Hoping this makes it into the suika week

    • @funkinfungoid
      @funkinfungoid 13 днів тому +83

      THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION I'M TOPPING THAT LEADERBOARD ASAP

    • @mintjamss
      @mintjamss 13 днів тому +59

      don't forget roblox suika, it has ranked matchmaking

    • @butter_0021
      @butter_0021 13 днів тому +17

      I just checked it out. My favorite part is that one of the pieces is just invisible.

    • @cheemsmp3
      @cheemsmp3 12 днів тому +1

      Tomorrow’s upload fs

    • @golira19
      @golira19 12 днів тому

      this almost certainly is making it into suika week

  • @fivernineteen
    @fivernineteen 13 днів тому +86

    adds three modifiers that make the shapers triangles, and increase weight. Then proceed to question why everything is triangles, and heavier. Never change Alpharad Platinum

  • @Chefuvods
    @Chefuvods 13 днів тому +55

    A signed copy of the cease and desist letter would be a crazy patron reward

  • @kormagogthedestroyer
    @kormagogthedestroyer 13 днів тому +161

    The “watermelon” in Hokkaido game was Hokkaido, the largest prefecture in Japan and also its second largest island

  • @somerandomidiot8050
    @somerandomidiot8050 13 днів тому +127

    Here is the score distribution for this Suikalike! Reminder that original Suika's scoring goes 1-3-6-10-15-21-28-36-45-55 from merging two cherries to merging two melons.
    This Suikalike's progression seems to actually follow the same progression as the original! Off the top of my head, I can't remember any other ones that actually use the same one, so that's really neat! There's also some score fuckery with the combo mechanic. The higher your combo is, the larger the modifier that gets applied. I think it goes 1.2, 1.33, 1.42, 1.5, 1.61, 1.714, and continues increasing. Those are rough values, because I got some variable results from my calculations and the base point values aren't super round.

    • @nasty-white-dog
      @nasty-white-dog 13 днів тому

      you're actually one of my favorite comments to find. I appreciate you

    • @nachinis
      @nachinis 12 днів тому +7

      Incredible suikanalisis

    • @rmzing
      @rmzing 6 днів тому

      Seems to just be 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, and so on

  • @Jordan-iw7hf
    @Jordan-iw7hf 13 днів тому +360

    Hear me out. 2025 suika year, with Alpharad Suika. All bangers, 365 days of suika.

    • @Korrui
      @Korrui 13 днів тому +9

      Commenting for engagement bc yes please

  • @draconis17
    @draconis17 13 днів тому +35

    This game lets you choose your animals, so if they weren't all perfect circles then you'd have to make a tierlist

  • @darvaza5140
    @darvaza5140 13 днів тому +46

    i like how that calico games managed to make such an impact on them that they keep bringing it up in these vids

  • @patheticest
    @patheticest 13 днів тому +402

    please dont do shorts on this channel "got drunk the other night" needs to stay as the only short

  • @mathiasstewart2914
    @mathiasstewart2914 13 днів тому +16

    There is a minesweeper app for ios that has had a suika-like on it for longer than suika itself has existed. This reminded me of it because that one is also all circles, but I do still love passing the time with it.

  • @Dovinlefts
    @Dovinlefts 13 днів тому +38

    Call this game Madagascar because those animals are in boxes.

  • @samlemay5333
    @samlemay5333 13 днів тому +175

    Og noita mode. For context, that game, at a certain point in development, would intentionally crash if you lost a run.

    • @The_Jumping_Box
      @The_Jumping_Box 13 днів тому +13

      Famously the only game to ever do that

    • @123benyb
      @123benyb 13 днів тому +4

      Because it's an awesome game

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft 11 днів тому +1

      That was intentional!?

    • @LiliumOrientalis
      @LiliumOrientalis 8 днів тому +1

      ​@@ToonedMinecraftyeah they had to hard restart the game after every run lol, i don't remember why

  • @JustsomeKid93
    @JustsomeKid93 13 днів тому +13

    I really like the feature of the game crashing on every lose, I think that adds some good difficulty

  • @OmegaGrylls
    @OmegaGrylls 13 днів тому +98

    Crashing is like softlocking’s older brother so they basically SOFTLOCKED SUIKA??!!???

    • @andres20111996
      @andres20111996 13 днів тому +17

      No

    • @DaniParre
      @DaniParre 13 днів тому +5

      @@andres20111996Fair enough.

    • @OmegaGrylls
      @OmegaGrylls 13 днів тому +17

      @@andres20111996oh shit ok I never thought about it like that

    • @RoseLexThorne
      @RoseLexThorne 13 днів тому +3

      Isn't hardlocking(the game is completely unresponsive, the only solution is to physically restart the hardware) the big brother of softlocking?

    • @DaniParre
      @DaniParre 13 днів тому +5

      @@RoseLexThorneFrom what I understand, crashing is the natural progression to hardlocking, and when a game stops responding it automatically crashes to prevent programs from running in an unresponsive state and causing data to just be thrown into the void for no reason

  • @Bobo12300
    @Bobo12300 13 днів тому +16

    I think the "bit" they're gonna do with breath of the wild/pointcrow is that it'd be a modded version of botw since Nintendo took down a lot of Pointcrow's modded vids on Botw

  • @dankwojak3689
    @dankwojak3689 13 днів тому +8

    Yes you should put suika in the bottom. It’s more captivating than you know

  • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
    @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 13 днів тому +10

    imagine suika game except its like lose/lose. like it picks random files on your computer (probably based on the filesizes) and it duplicates them in accordance with the fruits merging. getting the watermelon would copy the biggest file on your computer, thus probably taking up alllll the space on your hard drive. thatd go hard someone should make that

    • @-FutureTaken-
      @-FutureTaken- 13 днів тому +3

      unfortunately that would make it considered malware so it couldn’t be distributed on steam or itchio
      would be funny tho

    • @Wizardsaresquishy
      @Wizardsaresquishy 13 днів тому +2

      I think this would go in the category of “ideas to torture your enemies to.”

    • @cakerealreal
      @cakerealreal 12 днів тому +3

      this sounds really pay to win, big storage is thriving

    • @cabracadabra_4256
      @cabracadabra_4256 7 днів тому +1

      That elden ring game file is looking mighty menacing now

  • @SquidPartyDude
    @SquidPartyDude 13 днів тому +48

    Man, I can’t wait to play some Suika Game!
    *loses*
    Game:
    *womp womp womp*
    *crashes*

  • @charlesdelattre4770
    @charlesdelattre4770 13 днів тому +8

    This is like DDLC Suika, breaking the fourth wall and everything

  • @dscherf77
    @dscherf77 13 днів тому +12

    Now you guys need to play the Netflix suika

  • @BananHippi
    @BananHippi 13 днів тому +17

    Suika, but losing makes you play Phantom Dust for Xbox and Windows

  • @john_bowling
    @john_bowling 13 днів тому +17

    suika game but freaking awesome

  • @Dani3e
    @Dani3e 13 днів тому +3

    This one ((other than the crashing)) is actually really good

  • @Castlecheck
    @Castlecheck 13 днів тому +16

    I like Suika Week.

  • @fanoki3937
    @fanoki3937 13 днів тому +5

    Watch them have this entire year be separate games again even though they keep saying "we can play games more then once this year"

  • @namelesslilli7323
    @namelesslilli7323 13 днів тому +1

    i love have these videos to look forward to again, feels just like the good old times

  • @Fishy270
    @Fishy270 12 днів тому +1

    just started playing melee because of this video thank you

  • @mercury6032
    @mercury6032 13 днів тому +3

    Nonono, i definetly think that the shorts having suika at the bottom would keep up more viewer retention because i genuinely get stuck watching those random suika game live tiktoks,,

  • @brightknot
    @brightknot 13 днів тому +3

    Customisable Suika is AWESOME

  • @GlupShooto
    @GlupShooto 13 днів тому +2

    The perfect study background noise channel if back in full force

  • @cookie_creations2162
    @cookie_creations2162 13 днів тому +6

    Steve's warehouse is a great game
    I recommend giving it a go

  • @CheeetosWorld
    @CheeetosWorld 13 днів тому +11

    4:28 game crashes

  • @usagitsukino1379
    @usagitsukino1379 12 днів тому +2

    Jo, that's a puffin :(

    • @usagitsukino1379
      @usagitsukino1379 12 днів тому +1

      The sky ones... it was a puffin... because puffins can fly

  • @ImBojackk
    @ImBojackk 12 днів тому +1

    Steve's warehouse which is on steam would fit perfectly for your Suika Week of the year! I hope you play it next!

  • @noiceman5831
    @noiceman5831 13 днів тому +5

    9:02 say that again… Angry birds week confirmed?

  • @thebestshowintheuniverse8647
    @thebestshowintheuniverse8647 12 днів тому

    This needs to be a series

  • @pixelator9002
    @pixelator9002 12 днів тому

    please shorts with suika would be so hype

  • @jpk1626
    @jpk1626 13 днів тому +5

    You should’ve renamed the channel Alpharad Plus Ultra

    • @mexikann6248
      @mexikann6248 13 днів тому

      Wait, you're on to something.

  • @GoodEggy
    @GoodEggy 13 днів тому +1

    I dont want to sound greedy but 18:07 seems like a good transition spot

  • @brendenstaab1131
    @brendenstaab1131 13 днів тому +4

    8:46 can we get a sound off going in the comments from those of us who kept the faith and stayed subbed?

  • @thatoneguy9582
    @thatoneguy9582 13 днів тому +3

    is this specifically the week of advanced suika?? all of these games have had bigass important mechanics in one way or another

  • @wonderland7541
    @wonderland7541 13 днів тому +4

    “Suika”
    -Jo

  • @GeorgeMarionerd
    @GeorgeMarionerd 13 днів тому +2

    Luigi is canonically a greasy, greasy man.

  • @Reisen_Inaba
    @Reisen_Inaba 12 днів тому +1

    Make sure the suika game footage in shorts is sped up

  • @springking3873
    @springking3873 9 днів тому +1

    13:15
    I hate when this happens in voice call with my friends am I right gangles

  • @wonderland7541
    @wonderland7541 13 днів тому +5

    Suika, but you’re Alpharad Platinum

  • @BevinEG
    @BevinEG 13 днів тому

    This one is really wholesome. Elite status Suika-like for sure.
    Also Eric, come play. Ignore the bit.

  • @blooooooooooooooooooooooop
    @blooooooooooooooooooooooop 13 днів тому

    If this was suika year, I would watch 365 suika videos

  • @colemanclark4027
    @colemanclark4027 13 днів тому +1

    This reminds me of episode 5 of suika week 2024

  • @rentworth
    @rentworth 12 днів тому +1

    the progression in this game makes me so angry it makes no sense

  • @QuantumVT
    @QuantumVT 13 днів тому +1

    i do not have the heart to tell jo that the "penguin" was actually a toucan

  • @TheMasonfrom3R
    @TheMasonfrom3R 13 днів тому +2

    Custom Suika???? Woah

  • @louisroy4911
    @louisroy4911 13 днів тому

    100% you should do suika in shorts and cement Alpharad Platinum as THE Suika channel

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 13 днів тому +1

    Finally a satisfying revelation that you've lost the game

  • @luxiouss
    @luxiouss 13 днів тому

    Jo is the mango of Alpharad Platinum. I’m done saying Jo is the mango of things for now.

  • @Bimflam-ib7og
    @Bimflam-ib7og 13 днів тому

    Hearing that you guys know what skulls are and that you’re excited to play Halo makes me so happy lmao. Halo + Alpharad Platinum = 💰

  • @hypoluna
    @hypoluna 13 днів тому

    is it shameful to say this might be my favourite youtube channel

  • @tomnook3274
    @tomnook3274 13 днів тому +12

    Suika week; the way home

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 13 днів тому +1

    I love more Suikarad content

  • @RedWingedHero
    @RedWingedHero 13 днів тому +1

    Imagine if they played suika game next

  • @Justin.002
    @Justin.002 13 днів тому

    hi jo ! glad you all are back 🫶

  • @KlericYT
    @KlericYT 13 днів тому +2

    Hey.
    I can be your Eric Breath of the Wild guy if you want. 💪💅

  • @ardenfoxx6844
    @ardenfoxx6844 13 днів тому

    It would be fucking hilarious if Alpharad Platinum was just all suikalikes for the rest of the year

  • @garretdrake2347
    @garretdrake2347 13 днів тому +5

    surely they must run out of suika likes eventually, yes?

  • @oatmilkzombie
    @oatmilkzombie 13 днів тому

    i love that yesterday they critiqued suika 3d for having multiple apples but not this one for having multiple dolphins

  • @TheDog-kk4sn
    @TheDog-kk4sn 9 днів тому

    So you guys just max out these videos with ads, charming.

  • @WheelDragon
    @WheelDragon 13 днів тому +1

    Ever heard of Steve's Warehouse? It's a roguelike Suika game

  • @noia100
    @noia100 13 днів тому +1

    LETS GOOOOO JO SAID THEYRE GONNA PLAY HALO I THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING THEY WILL NEVER BRING UP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

  • @Malik-dm8ms
    @Malik-dm8ms 13 днів тому

    Suika week should last the rest of the year. Then we get FPS Chess week

  • @janKepi
    @janKepi 13 днів тому

    y'all should try dodecadone, it's a suika-like where the shapes have different mkodifiers that affect other shapes in the board. it's pretty nice

  • @hurou
    @hurou 13 днів тому

    I know a game that can be stretched out a while because it is a long game with at least 9 completely different builds and more if you consider starting trait exclusive endings and the 3 main character treasures you get to pick from

  • @splatopher
    @splatopher 13 днів тому +1

    unironically you need to put the suika at the bottom of shorts… just for the bit… definitely not because i need it for my attention span…

  • @mrsnheredia
    @mrsnheredia 13 днів тому +1

    Think about having watermelon game play on the bottom of a short and watermelon game play on the top

  • @tyxolotl
    @tyxolotl 13 днів тому

    this is one you have to play again some time

  • @The_Purple_Trickster
    @The_Purple_Trickster 13 днів тому

    My favorite part of the video was when the video crashed at the end that was very funny

  • @willtobey4849
    @willtobey4849 12 днів тому

    Even if it was just a week, I hope we get another suika week (in November next time because then when suika week should be)

  • @beegman27
    @beegman27 13 днів тому

    the air "penguin" was a piffin, you sillies

  • @m.e.marcelane
    @m.e.marcelane 13 днів тому +2

    Anyone else watching in the year of our lord and savior 2018?

  • @_ssoup
    @_ssoup 12 днів тому

    did you guys know, that alpharad, suika, and platinum, when put together, spell katana?

  • @golira19
    @golira19 12 днів тому

    im actually very happy to hear that they might still do the botw bit ive been waiting to know

  • @WackyTKKCalypso
    @WackyTKKCalypso 12 днів тому

    9:00 shoebill stork spotted

  • @DipDip-sf6ml
    @DipDip-sf6ml 12 днів тому

    kaido would've loved suika week

  • @joselox0190
    @joselox0190 13 днів тому

    Is this year's gag mentioning that you can replay games, never do it and see how long it takes us to notice?

  • @thiggo22
    @thiggo22 13 днів тому

    You guys should play Cute Suika: Big Watermelon, it has a lot of different modes with a very unique art style and it has shapes that differ from the average circular ball

  • @Lumii_on_yt
    @Lumii_on_yt 13 днів тому +4

    THIS IS SO CUTE 0:15

    • @why3994
      @why3994 13 днів тому

      i agree :3

  • @blekiscooler
    @blekiscooler 12 днів тому

    Cats, dogs, dolphins, and hawks too! uhhh…. Can i just say I LOVE suika? 😄

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 13 днів тому

    They said shorts, but its still just beans

  • @pickaxepixie518
    @pickaxepixie518 12 днів тому

    im ngl i would be so down for suika quarter.

  • @NotAiken
    @NotAiken 13 днів тому

    Gotta love suika week

  • @ishketchup2794
    @ishketchup2794 13 днів тому +1

    You need to play steves warehouse at some point

  • @tysonfontanez
    @tysonfontanez 13 днів тому

    Every single video they say "we're allowed to come back to games this year" which just further guarantees that they absolutely will not come back to any of these games this year

  • @gingerjinjo8651
    @gingerjinjo8651 13 днів тому +1

    Can you please play fps chess again after suika week? That was my favorite video last year

  • @Nobodythatyouknowloll
    @Nobodythatyouknowloll 12 днів тому

    softlocked? crashing? what’s next? breaking it?

  • @fledfob
    @fledfob 6 днів тому

    The Undertale of Suika-likes... okay dude

  • @alexk3309
    @alexk3309 13 днів тому

    The customzie hurts my soul bro 😭

  • @lucario_lux
    @lucario_lux 13 днів тому

    We love suika week!

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley 13 днів тому

    I feel like the go back and replay games thing is going to end up a bit for a while.

  • @rensin4666
    @rensin4666 13 днів тому

    im like 90% sure the bit was just having point crow play the game while they talk

  • @shingosawatarihgx8345
    @shingosawatarihgx8345 13 днів тому +4

    whatever happened to the guy who kept asking them to play naughty bear?