Literally today I was playing as Germany, having fun in Russia(well, not funny at all, as they bombed my logistics to ground by accident) then they just took almost all their forces out of border and died... So, AI could kill me like Poland but just wished to die
For the next games I'd recommend instead of turning non-historical ai on, that you into game settings and change every country's focus tree path to random - from my experience actually makes the ai do different things instead of having one ahistorical path they always take
1. fuck off sexbot 2. The reason that happened is because in order to coordinate the ai with ahistorical focuses, there's a flag attached to the ai which makes them follow a certain path. This flag gets "randomly" selected at the start of the game and doesn't ever change, which means for example with Germany here the ai wants to become bundesrepublik, so it refuses to do the Kaiser part of the focus tree until it has no other choice.
I wonder where they got the "Second Mexican Revolution" and "Second Cristero War" from, since the first cristero war there has not been some kind of uprising capable of turning into a civil war
With the disintegration of Yugoslavia, France joining the war for no reason, and Communist Britain, this looks concerningly like my game as Trotsky's Mexico.
I swear to god this recent patch to the game made alt-hist Germany go democratic 80% of the time. Also seems like the Brits go 'No more appeasement' more often too. Both of these combined turned my recent Imperial Russia game into a death war with a super-Allies that nearly killed my computer.
Hey, ISP, when you play as xibei San ma and The other warlords, i REALLY recommend chant of the forgotten, you can make ottoman sinkiang in it, or make sinkiang into The Russian empire, it is quite fun honestly
I love how Sorrow has broken down and just tags over to other nations to make them actually do smart focus trees. Sometimes you gotta make the plot yourself.
my favorite part of playing Mexico is avoiding the civil wars, and invading the US by the end of 1937, though to be fair, I usually support the General instead of imprison him
I like the ahistorical AI games, especially with the minor nations. Keeps things interesting, and you can't plan a strategy around dates and events you know will happen ahead of time. Historical is only better for some of the nations actually involved in WW2.
Honestly speaking, I feel like Mexico still has best focus tree out of any nations in HOI4, just because how many alternatives it offers while still keeping it simple.
Not sure its a bug so much that it is the fact Germany has only 2 chaices: historical *or* civil war And when you take away historical from those 2 choices...
"put on the thigh highs, Trotsky" may not be a sentence I ever thought I would hear in my life but now it's a sequence of words I have experienced, and that can never be taken away from me
For anyone interested, an easy way to avoid all three civil wars, you either need to arrest or support Cadillo for the first one (Support is great if you wanna not be democratic and get a good general). I recommend going for either Atheist or Weak Church then not being communist and doing Repeal the Calles law rather than enforcing it. If you go communist you will deal with the Second Cristero War (or you enforce the Calle law), and if you stay away from catholic curch you can avoid Second Mexican Revolution.
A Mexican Katyusha would actually be a taco truck with a mega-burrito launcher on top. The explosions would come from the enemy eating the launched burritos, then spontaneously combusting from excessive capsaicin intake.
Bulgaria-Kaiser Germany war. There was a bit in the book "Foxy Ferdinand" where the kaiser made a fart joke and Czar Ferdinand was so offended, he switched to buying French weaponry... now we know the consequences (after 20+ years) =D
And the gravy dad made Mexico Great Again, by selecting the funny soviet guy as political advisor and then president of the communist republic. Now I want to see a Victoria 2 Mexico run, or a Mexican mega campaing. XD
As a Mexican, this is possibly one of the most glorious things since the invention of the tortilla
You didn't see that happen though.
Amén hermano
Or the taco
Best thing since sliced tortilla
same
The fact that the AI refuses to be good at anything is really playing into his madness
The only thing the AI can do aggressively is being shitty.
Judging by the bots in the comments yeah you’re right
Literally today I was playing as Germany, having fun in Russia(well, not funny at all, as they bombed my logistics to ground by accident) then they just took almost all their forces out of border and died... So, AI could kill me like Poland but just wished to die
@@chilln0648 man the bots keep coming here xd
@@chilln0648 looll
For the next games I'd recommend instead of turning non-historical ai on, that you into game settings and change every country's focus tree path to random - from my experience actually makes the ai do different things instead of having one ahistorical path they always take
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Why so much spam in yt comments?
@@shy8054 bots have declared war on youtube
@@SmallPotato2313 looks like the comment section has already capitulated
@@drakerapper8050 lasted longer then denmark atleast
I love how the Kaiser came back and then just didn‘t do anything. Guess he learned his lesson after the last time.
1. fuck off sexbot
2. The reason that happened is because in order to coordinate the ai with ahistorical focuses, there's a flag attached to the ai which makes them follow a certain path. This flag gets "randomly" selected at the start of the game and doesn't ever change, which means for example with Germany here the ai wants to become bundesrepublik, so it refuses to do the Kaiser part of the focus tree until it has no other choice.
Love how Mexico doesn't have trains when that was like half the economy and way of fighting in the mexican civil war 10 years before the game.
And was super important too in the other civil war/revolution/revolutionary civil war 26 years before the game
I thought there would be a bot in this replies.
@@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes They did produce trains at the time
@@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes Mexico was already manufacturing its trains since the late 19th century
I wonder where they got the "Second Mexican Revolution" and "Second Cristero War" from, since the first cristero war there has not been some kind of uprising capable of turning into a civil war
What do you mean finally? Wasn’t Mengukuo the funnest nation ever?
Goddamn, three bots in a row
Mengukuo was very fun indeed.
@@francesconesi7666 what is the name for a pack of bots? a pod? horde? what would it be?
It’s only a shame he didn’t play it democratic
@@henriquemachado9941 lottery
"I have destroyed the Russian army by simple marching"
-Some Mexican general, 1943
Nah it was Yelmut from the hit game, My Singing Monsters
@@metal_pipe9764 r/Woooooosh
@@metal_pipe9764 "No one cares if it was Napoleon who said it or not, don't be so cringe."
-Mohandas K Gandhi
My Balls Itch- Vladmir Putin 2022
@@metal_pipe9764 "Actually I said that"-Nikola Tesla
With the disintegration of Yugoslavia, France joining the war for no reason, and Communist Britain, this looks concerningly like my game as Trotsky's Mexico.
greetings comrade
@@donovantownshend8783 traitor* don't forget that he worked with the Nazis.
@@leal21 when? you mean the 3 hours he spent in italy refilling his boat lol
@@leal21 when? what? where? why? how? source? please?
@@leal21 "To defeat your enemy, you must know your enemy."
The good thing is that Mongolia got buffed. It isn’t one province anymore, but _four_ provinces.
Soon, soon you will need to play New Zealand
And then the netherlands
I dont think thats a thing.....atleast on maps...
@@dorianbrlic8632 i wish we were actually put onto maps
Yup :)
3 bots already? Jesus, engines nowadays are fast
"If you know whats happening you know whats going to happen." He's putting himself on the throne.
bad bots, we're funny map game players, we will never have sex
I swear to god this recent patch to the game made alt-hist Germany go democratic 80% of the time. Also seems like the Brits go 'No more appeasement' more often too. Both of these combined turned my recent Imperial Russia game into a death war with a super-Allies that nearly killed my computer.
No way your name is real
eh it's possible, probably an exaggeration tho
@@alexrempel3274 As a Pole, it isn't real.
Petition for ISP to play a full WW2 with only railguns
I don't play hoi4 yet I find the funny map man's videos very entertaining indeed.
They are
I concur with your assessment of the situation.
@@thecheesen Yeah.
Begone bots
“funny *map* man” is not a v good name
Three Soviet Union's at once. SSSR, Communist Mexico and The OG Soviet Union.
Sounds like marijuana varieties
When ISP plays mexico:
Western US: *profuse sweating*
Turkey: Exists
Chile: *B O N J O U R*
this comment has no business being this funny
Mexico after seeing the thumbnail: *You've o your last lay*
11:45 I've been wanting a North American Union formable nation for a while now. That has always seemed like such a cool concept to me.
Siiii andaba esperando mi pais, grande iSorrowproductions xd
I don’t speak french
I dont speak nacho taco chimichanga (brazilian)
Un grande el aradir versión región 1
Viva :v
Hey, ISP, when you play as xibei San ma and The other warlords, i REALLY recommend chant of the forgotten, you can make ottoman sinkiang in it, or make sinkiang into The Russian empire, it is quite fun honestly
Imagine the confused Russians, when their old pal Trotsky suddenly comes in, wearing a Sombrero, and invades them with his Latin American horde.
Mexican -horse archers- motorised
"Hola, comrades"
backed by the Kaiser too
I love how Sorrow has broken down and just tags over to other nations to make them actually do smart focus trees. Sometimes you gotta make the plot yourself.
This is what we call isp jumping into the queso
my favorite part of playing Mexico is avoiding the civil wars, and invading the US by the end of 1937, though to be fair, I usually support the General instead of imprison him
Remember that Slovakia is a starting nation in the 1939 scenario
"Just a sprinkle of chaos a day keeps the HOI4 doctors away"
*IT IS A GOOD PAIN*
I like the ahistorical AI games, especially with the minor nations. Keeps things interesting, and you can't plan a strategy around dates and events you know will happen ahead of time. Historical is only better for some of the nations actually involved in WW2.
Oh god it's like the non historical game all over
Taco country becomes powerful havent heard this before nice job isp u did great
Keep up the good work ISP, your doing awsome
It's crazy to think the Chile in this game might have been the same Chile ISP played as in this serie.
The Mexican focus tree is probably my favourite in HOI4
Yes finally a good country!
wdym, Mengukuo is such a good country!
Based on the intro he's finally completing his final transformation into a babbling lunatic.
Coming up to P and I really hope we're going to see a Wojtek monarchist run
Honestly speaking, I feel like Mexico still has best focus tree out of any nations in HOI4, just because how many alternatives it offers while still keeping it simple.
Shoutout to Tristan who created the Mexican contents
I cant wait until my decendents are watching HOI4 A-Z Yunan
When he said he is using the power of friendship i laughed so hard!!! 😂
Mexico 1936: builds railways and supplyhubs in mexico
Also mexico 1936: whats a train?
Ah yes, Italy but with a good focus tree
The game puts more effort in defending the border with Mexico than real life
And just like in real life their efforts were futile
Love the bug that Germany always goes for civil war without historical ai on
Not sure its a bug so much that it is the fact Germany has only 2 chaices: historical *or* civil war
And when you take away historical from those 2 choices...
I’m interested to see how a South America game would be with the new supply rework
We'll get Venezuela eventually.
Played Columbia recently. It was pain
"put on the thigh highs, Trotsky" may not be a sentence I ever thought I would hear in my life but now it's a sequence of words I have experienced, and that can never be taken away from me
the AI in these campaigns either knows what you're doing and is trolling you, or it's so bad it trolls you accidentally, or probably both hahaha
Never call me a gravy baby again
11:36-40 are the best joke in here, pure isorrows.
I watched every A-Z episode to finally get to this video....it did not disappoint :) viva Mexico
Therapist: Mexican ISP doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Mexican ISP:
1:10 dear god he hasn’t even started playing and the attempt to get the achievement’s already driven him mad
7 days of hell has never been more entertaining
"I hope that whatever we're doing doesn't get interrupted by a "certain someone"."
We already know where this is going.
Keep those ice picks away.
For anyone interested, an easy way to avoid all three civil wars, you either need to arrest or support Cadillo for the first one (Support is great if you wanna not be democratic and get a good general). I recommend going for either Atheist or Weak Church then not being communist and doing Repeal the Calles law rather than enforcing it. If you go communist you will deal with the Second Cristero War (or you enforce the Calle law), and if you stay away from catholic curch you can avoid Second Mexican Revolution.
i love your channel so much! 💗
This game once again showing how if Chileans see a coastline, they will take that coastline.
I feel like the pain ISP endures during 7 days of madness is comparable to putting sulfuric acid in an eye dropper
Quite entertaining
Grunting 'Fhreedum' while eating a sandwich is maybe the most American thing Isorrowproductions has ever done.
Shadowplay? More like the shadows of this map game haunt your sleep and every time you close your eyes the allies theme plays in your head.
That’s cool that ISP played himself
I like it when you take over the world. Good job gravy king
Hey ISP next time you play a boring nation install the gigachad country leader mod to make yourself op.
10:16 normally I’m a sausage guy but when I’m feeling extra frisky I’m a sausage AND bacon guy
Last time I was this early Mexico still had an empire.
Love this series
This is a certified hood classic
Damn that Mexican Taco got me mad 🤣
Trotsky and his amigos. The WW2 comeback series.
"Making Mexico The Most Powerful Country In The World"
Hasn't it been done already 2 episodes ago?
I think it's cool they made Mexico a fun nation in hoi4
Making Mexico Great Again would sound much better. ^^
A Mexican Katyusha would actually be a taco truck with a mega-burrito launcher on top. The explosions would come from the enemy eating the launched burritos, then spontaneously combusting from excessive capsaicin intake.
Oku Watson is our new favourite historical leader.
Perfect timing by ISP
We shall all go crazy with you
Don't worry iSorrow, next is gonna be goo-
Oh wait, it's Mongolia
Bulgaria-Kaiser Germany war. There was a bit in the book "Foxy Ferdinand" where the kaiser made a fart joke and Czar Ferdinand was so offended, he switched to buying French weaponry... now we know the consequences (after 20+ years) =D
One dose of I.S.P a day keeps the hoi4 devs away.
General Cedillo must be my great grandpa.
ISPs gotta warm up his throat for the throat singing empire
When you play Sweden I beg you to make a gigantic bomber fleat and level your enemies to the ground
Non historical AI in no step back:
Yes.
If trotsky owns soviet land he should at least get immediate 100% compliance
I've played Mexico more than any other country
Lmao Chile the secret superhero being the only useful ally pulling his own weight with the naval invasions. We appreciate you Chile.
And the gravy dad made Mexico Great Again, by selecting the funny soviet guy as political advisor and then president of the communist republic. Now I want to see a Victoria 2 Mexico run, or a Mexican mega campaing. XD
Always a fun time watching
Came to this channel for Pepe, stayed for the mental breakdowns in HOI4
Allende just personally swam into Canada to avenge a coup that wont happen in this time line
Wow another Trotsky taking over Mexico play through… because that’s original
Dude your videos are better than therapy
Chile was the real MVP of this game!
Idk whats worse
isorrow getting a democratic germany a bunch of times in a row
Or
Me getting a monarchist britain a 6th time in a row
He will have to play Uruguay soon
Check out the 1939 start, almost every portrait in South America is that new generic guy
Migthy chile taking turkey, chile focus when?
I just hope one day, *ONE DAY* i see a Mexico game that isn't going Communist...
Look up why democratic Mexico is OP, basically it annexes all of Hispanic-America and the USA
@@itande0551 Yeah... my most played nation in HOI4 is Mexico...
@@NetoKruzer Mine too, all routes and play styles are fun to play unlike other countries, we just need the empire route to have a definitive Mexico
One hoi4 a day makes the sanity Go away
Ohhh, I almost forgot - DO ARTILLERY ONLY
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates- 🎈