…duh tons of military guys juice testosterone is super easy to get in the military. Not even necessarily doing it for gains but if you ever went airborne or similar it is very good for recovery
You know that can tear a bathroom up with those protein farts. They probably lock the boots in a room with them and use his massive shits to train the soldiers for gas attacks.
@@uniform6-1 Haha I knew a soldier who would drop and do 20 pushups every time he walked in or out of a doorway; at the company training area, the classroom, locker room, barracks. Here at work there is a Birder patrol agent who does 50 push ups every hour on the hour on shift.
They are because you normally train for muscles the same reaoson as him, and you assume that he can just grab you and slap the shit out of you, but if you would actually train for combat and you’d be leaner, stronger, and agile than him you would shit on him, because the guy just has big muscles but it’s slow
No most ego driven. When u rich , or tall or good looking ur more calmer because it shows and ppl will naturally give u the praise and admiration everyone seek and want. But they are the most vain inspite of the outward humility. When u praise ppl u cause ppl to be tempted to feel themselves. N ppl tend to feel heaven and men view them in their own complacent light tht they view their own selves in. U can tell this when u say sumn bad to them, they quickly respond "but I'm rich tho, but I'm tall , tho , but I'm good looking etc". Where all the humility go? But true humility is in spirit , a man can be outwardly humble , but is full and boastful in his heart. Thts why u never praise men. Inspite of their outward attraction or glory. Thts why God picked david prolly , inspite of the other 7 brothers being tall and muscular and fit for human pride and war. And david was the smallest. God say he pick according to the heart. He dont pick as man picks. A cute dress, a handsome face, a tall physique, and a beautiful smile attracts the ppl... but let these go away u will see how feeble tht strong friendship is . It will crumble.
Thing about being big and mascular is nobody can fuck with you. Your sheer muscular figures is already intimidating. You don't even need to know how to fight.
Yes, because everyone act as if he is just because he's so juiced up Big juiced up muscles don't matter in the army Edit: I started an absolute war due to this comment🤣
@@timmysdad4741 Yes he's probably more experienced than me, so what? Why would I care, being a juicer isn't a compliment All it takes is one bullet to the face Edit: awwwwww, look at all the people who support his comment"he's a 100× better than me" 🙌🙌🙌
@@ferumcastrum4097 I gotta be real, in my BCT Company and our sister companies, only a single guy out of 700+ came even close to looking like that and would still be short 20 pounds of muscle. Everyone joins young and it takes along time to look like that.
70% of the millitary budget goes into feeding this man
"HOLY SHIT HE JUST KEEPS BULKING"
You accidentally said feeding when you meant to say injecting
@@hopinondeeznuts350 you'd still get dwarfed by this dude even if you injected
@@jax3695 I’m saying that he’s been receiving injections
@@hopinondeeznuts350 There are no injections allowed inside the military camp. They get checkup, if you got seen having injections, you're out.
"he's useless in combat, hes a big target, to heavy"
*Wipes Cheeto fingers from keyboard*
🤓
I would rather eat cheetos than risk my only life for millions of strangers, imo this "mY CoUntrY, mY pEoPle" Is absolute bs.
@@apolloarts5412 someone took that personally
@@apolloarts5412usa soliders risk their life for oil not for milions of strangers
@@apolloarts5412 they risk their lives so those strangers can live in peace broski
@gravity bong they risk there lives so people don't get killed in buildings being flown into by planes
Tanks were invented in 1916.
1915:
Underrated comment
😂
*HARD WORK…WORK!*
"Juggernaut inbound"
😂
*"ENEMY ARMOUR TRANSPORTS INBOUND!"*
'Boss music starts'
"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!" 😂
“Where’s the tank”
“Right there.”
Best comment of my day 😂
Sir i shot with a anti tank shell and he is still running towards me
“yea well we have a hulk”
Ooomg best comment of the day 🤣🤣🤣
Omg😂😂
"TIME TO WAKE UP, MAGGOTS!"
"Nah im good"
"No problem sir"
Haha
LOL
😂😂
lol
💀
Dude is a refrigerator
Bro built like a Gears of War character
God of war?
@@Nahbruh24no gears of war, it’s an Xbox exclusive
It looks like they've been feeding this man other soldiers
Steroids
Mfs a titan
💀
Another sacrifice is needed
Perfect comment
Every military boyfriend in movies:
Love triangle dramas where the boyfriend is away at war and a stranger tries to steal the mc's heart
@@imnolongerasking5933ntr moment my dude
@OwO thanks for telling me 😀
@OwO Don’t click? Well only since you insisted, I won’t click
@@imnolongerasking5933that one family guy episode
10 bucks he gets put on carrying the heaviest weapons in the squad 😂
Yeah makes him wven stronger then
They give the heavier shi to small guys 😂
Nope the big guys are bosses. The Little Guys do all the work
@@SacredSocietyAPnot at all what
@@SacredSocietyAPbigger guys do much more of the work
That man took the super soldier serum
You mean GH and steroids?
i’d like to see what happens when he takes the serum
so you're saying THAT guy hasnt even taken the sss?@@marcofonte7246
You need a 12 kill streak to call this guy in..
Best comment
Ronaldo has it! Sorry that was a true black humour 😔
@@WikEdit.what
Bro a whole scorestreak 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Dads in Pixar movies:
😅😅😅😅
fr tho 😭
Ngl dads be so noodle-y looking in Pixar movies.
Faxs😂
@@AJ-vr9hf cap, the main characters be having noodle arms
Jack reacher: finally a *worthy* oppenent our battle will be Legendary!
😂
❤😂
was looking for a comment like this ...
lmao Allan ritcherson or Tom cruise?
@@THEORD3REMP1REwho do you think?💀 Blud is the same size as one of the actors.
“Wake up maggots!”
“5 more minutes”
“Fair enough”
"What unit are you in?"
"I am."
lol
Underrated comment
Shout out to Pete Weber😁
“What unit are you in”
“Yes”
Daym
"He's such a nice guy" that's because everyone too scared to be mean to him 💀
w ezio profile pic
If you scared because he got muscles you shouldn’t be in the military I mean that dude may be big but prolly softer than a baby’s bottom
@@liamdornbrook8429 ok
w pfp
@@monifilemoni2704 Thank you lol
Real life jack reacher
Jack Reacher is real life Jack Reacher
“What unit are you in?”
Bro is the unit
Watching your custom created character in a cutscene like:
When your character upgrades their strength:
If only I could like this twice.
Saints Row be like:
@@wheresmygrasses1549yo I was playing that today you don't want to see the monster I've created
Xenoverse max width option
Bro’s playing the tank role💀💀
💀
First funny comment from this
🦇🍲
@@ok9yrago834 No.
MLBB
What a unit. That guy's secondary is the SAW, his primary is probably that 4 barrelled bazooka from Commando lol
this man could dual wield saws and not break a sweat
He brings his battalion around just in case of a need for emergency food
“What branch are you in?”
“Mine.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
won
He just looked around for a brach to do pull ups😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bros juicin in the barracks
…duh tons of military guys juice testosterone is super easy to get in the military. Not even necessarily doing it for gains but if you ever went airborne or similar it is very good for recovery
‘MAGGOT, WHERE IS THE REST OF YOUR SQUAD?’
‘Yes.’
he is the type of guy that helps a kitten down the tree, by picking up the tree and shaking it
Mr. Incredible 😂
No he just rips the tree out of the ground and then leaves
and then once the kittens down he picks it up and starts shaking it too
@@datwee7576 average Russian
@@goingoutsad that clip funny asf
He only joined so he could get a free place to live and spend his money on protein 😂
He will get all the protein he needs in the army canteen for free!
@@ToTheDoom he'll be in the DFAC line for 3rds and 4ths lol
Free gym too
Can’t wait till he deploys and he has absolutely no gear…
You know that can tear a bathroom up with those protein farts. They probably lock the boots in a room with them and use his massive shits to train the soldiers for gas attacks.
When Goggins asks “who’s gonna carry the boats?” ☝️
Emphasis on the plural for this guy while Goggins’ is just helping carry one.
No David goggins says
“*WHOS GONNA CARRY HIM!?*”
He’s not being rude. That’s just how he says Hello. 🤣🤣
“GIVE ME 50!!!”
“nah you do it”
“SIR YES SIR”
More like, Just 50??
" already did them "
@@uniform6-1 Haha I knew a soldier who would drop and do 20 pushups every time he walked in or out of a doorway; at the company training area, the classroom, locker room, barracks. Here at work there is a Birder patrol agent who does 50 push ups every hour on the hour on shift.
“When I said 50 I meant dollars, give me your fucking wallet”
@@nodafy"Sir no sir... I, I mean"
"Oh now your ass is mine😁"
People are always intimidated by the biggest guy but they’re usually the friendliest
More jealousy than anything I think
People are really insecure
They are because you normally train for muscles the same reaoson as him, and you assume that he can just grab you and slap the shit out of you, but if you would actually train for combat and you’d be leaner, stronger, and agile than him you would shit on him, because the guy just has big muscles but it’s slow
@@lilmanq7746 🤣🤣🤣
@@lilmanq7746not necessarily.
@@markwalker6048 more like envy. The idea that you have to work hard for this kind of physique pisses them off.
Jack Reacher, in the flesh.
They say they call him juggernaut Jonathan 😂
Now imagine this guy if wars were still fought with swords and sheilds
He'd get gassed so fast and probably get slaughtered
😂 Dang, I think that’s how most of them look and fought back then
@@proboanimations3767 they prolly looked alot better. (Not all blown up with water)
@@proboanimations3767 no they'd look alot better, not all puffed up with water
@@jerrycadarottestoungewiggl3176he’d look sick af tho
Dudes built like a super soldier in a avengers movie
Dude is literally build like the doomslayer
You're totally not referring to captain america right?
@@user-pu4ss6ie3k Nah, this guy looks even more impressive than Steve.
@@luukstofberg7571 I bet he has a pet rabbit
looks like captain asia
Before I was born, my dad at 17 years old looked exactly like this 😂
And I imagine that is why you are here today 😂
@@susane7221 off topic… but yes
Thats sweet, he is our medic. He usually just yells at our injuries, it works.
This man is his own fucking unit
😂😂
He’s several battalions in 1 man
More like a brigade and a half
A whole damn division
Nah this man is his own branch of the military 💀
Damn bro looks how I imagined myself looking in 20 years when I was 6 years old
Biggs you made me cough on my shit 😂😂
You can get this big too if you take the same steroids he does.
@@Nontoxicz you know people look like this natural right? Muscles doesn’t automatically equal steroids
@@peanutbutter368 lol its really easy to tell in this case.
@@Nontoxicz no you just don’t know what people are capable of
He’s the machine gunner with the juggernaut suit 😂😂
Bro is a walking tank
" Bro tells parents to do homework " 💀
Bro choose to born 💀
"Bro din't swim to the ovum the ovum come for him(sperm)"💀
Bro bullies his own bullies💀💀
Bro tells the landlord to pay him rent instead 💀
Bro was inf rizz
How I thought I would look like at 18 when I was 10
This is how I will look like at 18
@@mikeoxmaul9870probably not lmao
Your younger self had a dream, make that lil man proud
@@mikeoxmaul9870that’s years bro idk
@@tacocat0436 that dream can only come true if you inject yourself with testosterone enhancing needles
“Where’s the reinforcements?”
“Present, sir!”
He is 117! Just get him some armor and he’s complete.
When you beat the game and go back to visit the starting area
🤣💀😭😭
underrated
Brooo
Bit this is the most underrated comment bruv
Cj from gta San Andreas
"but can those muscles stop a bullet?" -🤓
Probably... you see those damn arms
yes, they stop bullets from hitting others
When i see that thing on the battlefield I’m running back home.
Bro's probably so fast he can catch the bullet and lift a tank
A bullet totally ain’t going through those pecs
"CALL IN THE BIG GUNS!!"
"here i am sir."
Bro doesn’t need a unit…
He is the unit 😅
And then he’s probably the nicest person you’ll ever meet
Why?? He’s a mercenary of the state…… makes him an idiotic tool!!
Fr
No most ego driven. When u rich , or tall or good looking ur more calmer because it shows and ppl will naturally give u the praise and admiration everyone seek and want. But they are the most vain inspite of the outward humility. When u praise ppl u cause ppl to be tempted to feel themselves. N ppl tend to feel heaven and men view them in their own complacent light tht they view their own selves in. U can tell this when u say sumn bad to them, they quickly respond "but I'm rich tho, but I'm tall , tho , but I'm good looking etc". Where all the humility go? But true humility is in spirit , a man can be outwardly humble , but is full and boastful in his heart. Thts why u never praise men. Inspite of their outward attraction or glory. Thts why God picked david prolly , inspite of the other 7 brothers being tall and muscular and fit for human pride and war. And david was the smallest. God say he pick according to the heart. He dont pick as man picks. A cute dress, a handsome face, a tall physique, and a beautiful smile attracts the ppl... but let these go away u will see how feeble tht strong friendship is . It will crumble.
@@juniorsamuels2395 cope
@@juniorsamuels2395 my nigga waffling the most random shit 💀
Someone let Master Chief take off his armor.
😂😂
Chief is skinny and athletic. This dude's a space marine.
@@hearthatbirdNot even, bro is an adeptus custodes
@@hearthatbirdua-cam.com/video/GqvmTfuHqeI/v-deo.html
@@legendaryfrolox6285nah bro we found the missing primarch.
He was born 3ft 70lbs fresh out the womb. He better be in the next G.I. Joe movie
Oh I didn’t realize that we are still fighting with spears and swords
Medieval knights were actually rather slender. The ancient Greeks liked to show extreme musculature in their art but I'm unsure of the reality.
bro is an entire battalion 💀
Im not gay... but I can be😶
He's a fluffer!
“no you do pushups”
Nah he does earth downs
@@deeraye97 like chuck Norris
Thing about being big and mascular is nobody can fuck with you. Your sheer muscular figures is already intimidating. You don't even need to know how to fight.
@@grizzlychad284 now hold up he isn’t that strong chuck got it
@@deeraye97 pushdown
Bro is the new intelligent self deploying boat anchor they've been talking about 😂
Dude's an entire unit on his own
Bros diet consists of eating his fellow comrades 💀
Cumrades
Aldrich was made a lord of cinder,... not for virtue, but for might.
@@sykatrys5127cumrags
Bro eats the prisoners of war
No what he eats is…….
Terrorists and commies
Online gangsters on their way to type "he aint bulletproof" 🏃💨
*Chat war* ⬇️
Half the comments lmao
Yes, because everyone act as if he is just because he's so juiced up
Big juiced up muscles don't matter in the army
Edit: I started an absolute war due to this comment🤣
@@UnpopularTrueFact I’m sure he’s still a hundred times more experienced than you Gabriel
@@timmysdad4741
Yes he's probably more experienced than me, so what?
Why would I care, being a juicer isn't a compliment
All it takes is one bullet to the face
Edit: awwwwww, look at all the people who support his comment"he's a 100× better than me" 🙌🙌🙌
@@UnpopularTrueFact someone’s mad
“Man get your own damn cornbread!” 😂
Bro looks like Superman in an army uniform
"Its not about physical strength, its about mental strength" - 🤓
True
But if you really had mental strength shouldn't you also have the discipline to get your ass to the gym
If by mental strength you mean PED'S then sure
That’s literally what a soldier is about😂
@@Eternalkanjiand physical lmao
"Asian rock isn't real he can't hurt you"
Asian rock:
That's foul 😂😂😂😂
That's foul 😂😂😂😂
That's foul 😂😂😂😂
That's foul 😂😂😂😂
@@latanyawatkin9656I think bro thinks it's foul
Bro isn’t in the army,bro is the army
King you dropped this 💉💉
When he first joined and was a rookie
Drill Sergeant - 👁️👄👁️
he probably did it after bootcamp, you’d be dead if you go through bootcamp with a body like this.
@@ferumcastrum4097 Courtesy of Pvt Beefcakes over here everyone drop and give me 50
@@ferumcastrum4097 I gotta be real, in my BCT Company and our sister companies, only a single guy out of 700+ came even close to looking like that and would still be short 20 pounds of muscle.
Everyone joins young and it takes along time to look like that.
@@roy6907 Or steroids mind you. Unless he was crossfiter then I’d believe that he can be that big
“All those muscles are gonna slow him down while he runs” - 🤓
facts, 1 bullet, he ☠️
"Those muscles won't stop a bullet" - 🤓☝️
Every second you’re not running he’s only getting closer
@@anakinskinwalker1724 “those muscles can’t protect him against a grenade” 🤓
@@bubbafett4787 be very cautious if you hear him approaching, because if you hear him, he’s sure as hell heard you.
Bro looks like the rock on roids
Even bros hair is in the shape of a Beret
My guy needs 2 plate carriers just for his chest
He needs no plate carrier. He IS the plate carrier.
@@patthapon13807plate carrier wears him.
Bro is the plate.
That's actually a terrifying thought if your that guy in the trenches and you hear "medium or large" ☠️
I can imagine him just walking menacingly in a battlefield with all the bullets fired from the enemies just deflecting off his body
L bozo + who asked + no one cares + get better
Lmaooo, only if, but imagine tho
Man of Aluminum
@@briexisz 😛
You typing this with one hand huh.
Pocahontas aah looking character
He's probably the guy who carries the radio
Fun fact: the rest of the soldiers are not his mates. They're there to protect enemies from him.
FYI:he’s the decoy
When you combine 2 level 1 soldiers to make a super soldier
Team fight tactics when you get a 3 star unit
He would be a great drill sergeant
what a fucking UNIT
"WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!!! SEND A GODDAMN TANK!!"
General "You got it soldier!"
**Sends this guy**
JJBA main characters be like:
Then they say “I’m 17 years old”
The enemy stand user
ew
@@racist2708 ?
Jojo!!!!!!!!!!!
glad bro didn’t go down the wrong path he would’ve been daunting and none of us would’ve been safe💀
He better hope they don’t test for exogenous hormone usage.
"but is he bulletproof?"-🤓
are you?
Mad
L bozo
@@syukuridrojer9898 are you??
So people in this replies section clearly can't see that there are quotations and a nerd emoji implying that that comment is a joke.
Bro looks like he drove his mom to hospital when he was about to born
Thanks for 1k likes❤
🤔
@@Bfk_617 🤔x2
@@Bfk_617 u don’t get it?
@@_b4tz_ tf dude 💀
🤔×3
This man 100% is a machine gunner
Enemy:”We’ve destroyed their troops, now just the tanks to go”
Him:”U forgot me??”
this guy doesnt get ready for the morning,
the morning gets ready for him
Underrated 🎉
@Meeche Bro ate the morning rooster for breakfast
@@anakinskinwalker1724attention pays him
@@mcspankies2993Splendid
😂😂
“DRILL SERGEANT, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY”
“YES PRIVATE”
Funi
😂
Mfof
Bro is probably sweet around the friends and family too respect
bullet goes "😊"
He doesn’t shoot the enemy, he ”eats” the enemy
Drill Sergeant - "Can those muscles stop a bullet!"
Him: - "Can a bullet stop these muscles"
🗿🍷
Yeah, no real man that goes to war thinks those stupid movie hero things. Grow up.
@@ericzamora3449 Bro just shut up... Why you bitching?
@@ericzamora3449 calm down bud it’s a joke
@Eric Zamora how about you “grow up” to take a joke.
When you max out your strength stat in the character customization screen
Anyone can look like this on gear😂
bros classified as his own fighter jet at this point
Nah he is a Battletank
@@MaceOfSpades5 like the killdozer
He was issued heavy artillery from the gym lords
@@frosty7264Yes
Nah hes just the first Astartes marine
Bro asks his teacher if she did her homework 💀
Bro tells his mom it’s time for bed 💀
@@builderdude9488 Bro fr
she?
😂
If its bulletproof then he is a superman
If its not, then he is barney😂😂😂
Crazy thing is he’s definitely overweight by military standards 😂
Bro wakes up the drill Sargent 💀