They tried to Scooter Jack me in Oakland!

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  • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
    @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  9 місяців тому +4195

    We review more electric scooters than any other channel. Please subscribe! -Paul (the guy on the scooter)

    • @щщщ
      @щщщ 9 місяців тому +3

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      @щщщ 9 місяців тому +2

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      @щщщ 9 місяців тому +1

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      @щщщ 9 місяців тому +1

      Z

  • @Nahida_Rukkhadevata
    @Nahida_Rukkhadevata 4 місяці тому +34236

    A 9 millimeter handgun lookin mighty fine right now

    • @1cans-t8m
      @1cans-t8m 4 місяці тому

      You have an anime pfp you wouldnt do shit but cry

    • @r3dp4tch8
      @r3dp4tch8 3 місяці тому +565

      Oh they would've met o'l reliable for sure that second time around, it would've already been in hand after what they pulled.

    • @hiddensquid335
      @hiddensquid335 3 місяці тому +206

      Can’t disagree. I would be in fear of my life if someone was driving that close to me above 5 mph.

    • @KrytonsHead
      @KrytonsHead 3 місяці тому +265

      He's in Cali. Can't defend yourself in public there 😂

    • @Alex24357
      @Alex24357 3 місяці тому +43

      You’ll end up in prison. Unarmed and driving away, in the eyes of the law you must retreat. And many states limit what the parameters actually are. People always bring up “ oh I’d pull out my 9 and start blasting” and seem to ignore all the videos of people arrested for bad shoots

  • @djxnatte
    @djxnatte 10 місяців тому +180056

    Need to take license away after a year in jail it could be attempted murder

    • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
      @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  10 місяців тому +18321

      We reported it!

    • @fundsforyou4738
      @fundsforyou4738 10 місяців тому +6392

      Its probably a stolen car.

    • @brockgan8941
      @brockgan8941 10 місяців тому +3809

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuidethank you for your service

    • @invertidols1307
      @invertidols1307 10 місяців тому +562

      lol attempted murder

    • @djxnatte
      @djxnatte 10 місяців тому +2025

      @@invertidols1307 won’t be laughing if we’re on the other end

  • @Toxiná0
    @Toxiná0 9 місяців тому +22269

    Bro is a 0-star assassin on yelp

  • @N-VAMusic
    @N-VAMusic 26 днів тому +2816

    Wow that put an ungodly amount of rage in me. Hope they get caught

    • @Cheesyboi_01
      @Cheesyboi_01 16 днів тому +40

      Probably, their license plate were on camera, simply blurred out for us viewers, but not for police (assuming he gave the original footage to them)

    • @KazuhiraG
      @KazuhiraG 16 днів тому +48

      ​@Cheesyboi_01it wasn't blurred out for us either the plate was "8SBG416".

    • @smakajo_navajo
      @smakajo_navajo 14 днів тому +3

      In California, it's on the plate.

    • @Black-Templar69
      @Black-Templar69 12 днів тому +1

      @Cheesyboi_01 are you blind, we can clearly see it lmao

    • @Cheesyboi_01
      @Cheesyboi_01 11 днів тому +3

      @@Black-Templar69 yes i am lol. I have very poor eyesight ig

  • @Sandoodie
    @Sandoodie 5 місяців тому +2662

    Liscence plate is 8SBG416, let’s flood ‘em with reports.

    • @william10140711ify
      @william10140711ify 3 місяці тому +81

      Niiiice👍

    • @jeremyf.2706
      @jeremyf.2706 3 місяці тому +74

      Thank you!!! I was trying to pause it to see the numbers.

    • @heisenbergB58
      @heisenbergB58 2 місяці тому +98

      It's either stolen or his buddy's car for a skit lol go ahead

    • @butterbuns69
      @butterbuns69 2 місяці тому +46

      Prolly stolen tbh

    • @atlane01
      @atlane01 2 місяці тому +21

      Lol stolen its a kia

  • @Flockabored
    @Flockabored 4 місяці тому +8080

    Bro got physically assaulted to promote the electric scooter😂

    • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
      @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  4 місяці тому +346

      At least we got a video out of it. We moved our testing from Oakland back to Berkeley after this

    • @arcelyx
      @arcelyx 27 днів тому

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuide Hey, how are you now?

    • @parkercarpy810
      @parkercarpy810 23 дні тому +8

      Id buy it

    • @polarstxrr
      @polarstxrr 21 день тому

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuide could just conceal-carry a 9mm

    • @Keawe
      @Keawe 18 днів тому

      ​@@ESG-ElectricScooterGuide i hate living in oakland bc of these no lifes

  • @jamesjonson4501
    @jamesjonson4501 9 місяців тому +4194

    They really attacked this man not knowing the unfathomable types of artillery he could have on him

    • @matthewedwards7763
      @matthewedwards7763 9 місяців тому +109

      Well it's California, so they pretty safely assumed he was unarmed and therefore a soft target.

    • @-lukario-
      @-lukario- 9 місяців тому +41

      ​@@matthewedwards7763 Calling him soft? Bro they targeting a dude with his back turned by drive-by using shoves and lotion bottles. The dudes in the car are 10-ply.

    • @ThermaL666
      @ThermaL666 9 місяців тому +74

      @@-lukario- he didn't call him soft lmao, he's a soft target... meaning he's easier to rob.

    • @andrewshepherd1537
      @andrewshepherd1537 9 місяців тому +2

      Bein in Cali doesn't mean shit. Give me five minutes in any city in Cali, and I could get a gun. Their laws only stop people who aren't willing to become criminals

    • @matthewedwards7763
      @matthewedwards7763 9 місяців тому +19

      @SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive No one in this thread has said either of those things, or stated their political affiliation.

  • @Yaboi_Ron
    @Yaboi_Ron 22 дні тому +313

    These gun commercials keep getting better every year I swear

  • @michaelsutherland9337
    @michaelsutherland9337 10 місяців тому +73441

    "So i just started blastin"

    • @whippasnapppa
      @whippasnapppa 10 місяців тому +279

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KhaoticRedd
      @KhaoticRedd 10 місяців тому +239

      Facts

    • @Julian.Flores817
      @Julian.Flores817 10 місяців тому +801

      I live in Texas and when i ride my scooter i always keep a strap in my handbag

    • @dss-ri5zy
      @dss-ri5zy 10 місяців тому +32

      @@not.so.legal.mexican7674true

    • @TooTrue22-24
      @TooTrue22-24 10 місяців тому

      @@not.so.legal.mexican7674attempted murder? You should expect everything coming your way after doing stupid shit like this

  • @ImChowder
    @ImChowder 9 місяців тому +7570

    "They see me rolling, they hating"

  • @jaketheguitarist6379
    @jaketheguitarist6379 10 місяців тому +22518

    You can always tell the people that never got their ass beat growing up.

    • @icegangsta5161
      @icegangsta5161 10 місяців тому +364

      It'll catch up with them when they least want it to

    • @Richthofen.115
      @Richthofen.115 10 місяців тому +40

      This.

    • @JDMs1994
      @JDMs1994 10 місяців тому +218

      Or got their ass beat too much 🤷

    • @eq4611
      @eq4611 10 місяців тому +136

      @@JDMs1994stupid answer correct one is not enough

    • @shstactic6480
      @shstactic6480 10 місяців тому +1

      A lot then reach 50

  • @a530demon
    @a530demon Місяць тому +7

    Your riding skills are unmatched …they woulda got a scuffed up scooter off me that day I doubt I could’ve kept my balance there 🤷🏾‍♂️. Kudos to Paul

  • @ishigami4622
    @ishigami4622 9 місяців тому +4312

    You now have their liscense plate in which you could press charges on attempted murder! Amazing

    • @Krynn72
      @Krynn72 9 місяців тому +121

      Probably a stolen car.

    • @goodcitizen-ft9bg
      @goodcitizen-ft9bg 9 місяців тому +67

      Yep unfortunately that’s most likely the case … wanna be bangers !

    • @qjuantum
      @qjuantum 9 місяців тому +25

      @@Krynn72or stolen license plate

    • @Noneofyourbusinessbro
      @Noneofyourbusinessbro 9 місяців тому +64

      @@Krynn72 look up the license plate it’s 8SBG416 and comes back to this model of car shown in the video. I hope whoever recorded it reported to the police even though Oakland police don’t do anything.

    • @XPGamingXPDK
      @XPGamingXPDK 9 місяців тому +14

      ​​@@NoneofyourbusinessbroCould still be a stolen car then, although ofc they should still report it which they dodm

  • @Mr.Des21
    @Mr.Des21 9 місяців тому +3027

    When he approached the 2nd time, you should’ve pulled him out. 😂

    • @kylegamer48
      @kylegamer48 9 місяців тому +45

      Or pulled out something to give the kid.

    • @christopherrindo
      @christopherrindo 9 місяців тому

      Fr

    • @McSagesCEO
      @McSagesCEO 9 місяців тому +7

      Kamikaze move.

    • @shadow-man8715
      @shadow-man8715 9 місяців тому +13

      He'd get arrested for doing that in California

    • @mazyata9958
      @mazyata9958 9 місяців тому +65

      These are a protected species in California. What else do you expect from the usual suspects?

  • @siddumt
    @siddumt 10 місяців тому +14262

    His mom later on the news:
    HE WAS SUCH A GOOD BOY AND A VALUABLE ASSEST TO THE COMMUNITY

    • @gregorykanehl6253
      @gregorykanehl6253 10 місяців тому +731

      They would have riots and burn the country down for him. What a good kid he was.

    • @normmthestormm5719
      @normmthestormm5719 10 місяців тому +47

      Asset*

    • @MoonlitSaiyan
      @MoonlitSaiyan 10 місяців тому +102

      Gonna be valued fertilizer soon fr

    • @bartman8876
      @bartman8876 10 місяців тому +29

      Wish somebody would just come on being real! apologies to the victim. I did my best I'm sorry this happened and ya gotta live with my kids death on your conscious. Maybe the 2 younger brothers will learn from his stupidity

    • @999waves
      @999waves 10 місяців тому +12

      Unoriginal

  • @Rimooooo
    @Rimooooo 9 місяців тому +3442

    Most peaceful day in Oakland:

    • @Stefan-jb9hq
      @Stefan-jb9hq 9 місяців тому +6

      This comment is underrated .

    • @Loperamide228
      @Loperamide228 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Stefan-jb9hq shush

    • @Rimooooo
      @Rimooooo 9 місяців тому +6

      @@Loperamide228 he’s right

    • @Stefan-jb9hq
      @Stefan-jb9hq 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Rimooooo bruh . who is right me or him ???

    • @Rimooooo
      @Rimooooo 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Stefan-jb9hq you

  • @2ndbeats945
    @2ndbeats945 9 місяців тому +4611

    bro got the proof for court AND their license plates 💀

    • @mrk10utt
      @mrk10utt 9 місяців тому +122

      its a kia its stolen cuzz aint no way they gon track dem

    • @rogerchien2329
      @rogerchien2329 7 місяців тому +21

      Plates don't mean anything now a days😊

    • @EVIL-C
      @EVIL-C 7 місяців тому +55

      ​@@rogerchien2329Obviously untrue. 🤦‍♂️

    • @hotshower695
      @hotshower695 7 місяців тому +7

      Good thing it's their mate that's doing the pushing hahaha

    • @aiexzs
      @aiexzs 6 місяців тому +12

      @@rogerchien2329 this comment doesn't mean anything. they mean the same thing they always have

  • @rockehorror
    @rockehorror 9 місяців тому +1207

    Good thing the license plate was caught.

    • @williamlevison9966
      @williamlevison9966 9 місяців тому +13

      I know right, it's be horrible if he didn't

    • @TheEk9squad
      @TheEk9squad 9 місяців тому +34

      it probably wouldn’t matter because the car is probably stolen

    • @DreamsOfDionysus
      @DreamsOfDionysus 9 місяців тому +13

      @@TheEk9squad. No, it doesn't matter because it's staged.

    • @proluit_igne3619
      @proluit_igne3619 9 місяців тому +21

      It’s in Commiefornia, if this is real, they’ll be let out on same day release without bail and almost certainly won’t get charged with anything

    • @shinyagami8843
      @shinyagami8843 9 місяців тому +12

      @@proluit_igne3619 didn’t know California was a red state 😂
      Aren’t y’all riding with Putin these days Ivan?

  • @vmax_escooter
    @vmax_escooter 11 днів тому +4

    I still can't believe I caught this on the 360 camera.
    -Paul (the guy on the scooter)

  • @rickallen8767
    @rickallen8767 9 місяців тому +1314

    "They see me rollin... they throw me lotion"

    • @assessmenttreatment8445
      @assessmenttreatment8445 9 місяців тому +44

      Thinking something sticky
      Will fk up my motion.
      Hopin I’m not rollin….
      They try to dab.
      Push. Snatch and grab…
      They’re sad
      Can’t claim it’s stolen.
      The plug ain’t holdin.
      They see me rollin…
      Smooth like lotion
      Make them famous
      UA-cam trollin 😂

    • @iceonthesun8880
      @iceonthesun8880 8 місяців тому

      Try to catch me riding ashy

    • @powermiller855
      @powermiller855 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mythicallyunknown9583
      @mythicallyunknown9583 8 місяців тому

      Flow🔥🔥🔥​@@assessmenttreatment8445

    • @babykareem6379
      @babykareem6379 8 місяців тому +1

      @@assessmenttreatment8445omhg😂😂

  • @V3RGEOFD34TH
    @V3RGEOFD34TH 9 місяців тому +11376

    "it was self defense"
    "Sir you drag the kid outside the vehicle going 60km per hour"

    • @Tire24
      @Tire24 9 місяців тому +235

      He has video evidence though 😏

    • @V3RGEOFD34TH
      @V3RGEOFD34TH 9 місяців тому +60

      @@Tire24 I mean your not wrong

    • @SomeGuyWithABlueMask
      @SomeGuyWithABlueMask 9 місяців тому +160

      "Kid started shit, I inteded to finish it"

    • @roterakaten636
      @roterakaten636 9 місяців тому +16

      That sounds like he made bad decisions.

    • @hugojj101
      @hugojj101 9 місяців тому +18

      literally would be me, I'm glad you said this, I will keep my cool now haha.

  • @The_Dog_Pound00
    @The_Dog_Pound00 5 місяців тому +1257

    That's just miserable, having to harm someone else for your entertainment. Like you can't find anything else to do, but respect to the scooter rider for being calm about it.

    • @TrueBlunty
      @TrueBlunty 5 місяців тому

      welcome to how the hood lives lmao. they so petty they do this to their own family 😂

    • @bjorn-e.t.6198
      @bjorn-e.t.6198 5 місяців тому +6

      They wanted to kick him Off to Steak the Scooter mit "Just "hurt him

    • @dickdastardly4236
      @dickdastardly4236 4 місяці тому

      99% chance it's fake.

    • @bruhmell6298
      @bruhmell6298 4 місяці тому +4

      I don't think it's for their "entertainment" it was attempted vehicular manslaughter

    • @GreyMatterEnergy
      @GreyMatterEnergy 4 місяці тому

      The world of MAGA.

  • @Hotboxination420
    @Hotboxination420 28 днів тому +4

    Diddys hitman almost got you 😮

  • @KidCatholic420
    @KidCatholic420 9 місяців тому +1759

    "This is where we use the Mousekatool that we found earlier."

    • @immortalchakra9415
      @immortalchakra9415 9 місяців тому +8

      😂

    • @x.i.p8410
      @x.i.p8410 9 місяців тому +21

      8SBG416 THIS IS THERE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER

    • @lucifer8166
      @lucifer8166 9 місяців тому +7

      @@x.i.p8410 does not matter the car is stolen ...

    • @JujuToobootie
      @JujuToobootie 9 місяців тому +3

      OOOOHHH TOOODLES!!

    • @ReallyHighPandah
      @ReallyHighPandah 9 місяців тому +4

      @@lucifer8166 having the plate would help find the car, most criminals are stupid enough to continue driving the fucking thing

  • @CRIMSONLOVESCOOKIES
    @CRIMSONLOVESCOOKIES 9 місяців тому +512

    My ego would not let this slide

    • @absurdturd2797
      @absurdturd2797 9 місяців тому +3

      Tough guy alert!!!

    • @savvycadaver4329
      @savvycadaver4329 9 місяців тому +40

      ​@@absurdturd2797not even, if anything I respect there honesty lol

    • @Hg79343
      @Hg79343 9 місяців тому

      @@absurdturd2797na that’s not acting like a tough guy that’s what most men with self respect would do, retaliate against a little prick like this give him a taste of his own medicine. You just are prob soft as fuck in real life tho and call your gf your best friend so allg my boi peace love & positivity 😂

    • @Thefoxking818
      @Thefoxking818 9 місяців тому

      ⁠@@absurdturd2797rude person alert

    • @splash0114
      @splash0114 9 місяців тому

      @@absurdturd279712 year old type heckler shii

  • @FmLdoonski85
    @FmLdoonski85 9 місяців тому +644

    The saddest part is there’s at least 2 idiots in that car the driver and passenger princess

    • @mrbm9222
      @mrbm9222 9 місяців тому

      The saddest part is that California politicians won't put these pieces of shit away.
      It's like a turd that won't flush. You call the plumber and pay him only for him to tell you that it's normal and walks away with your money.

    • @ToxicMothBoi
      @ToxicMothBoi 9 місяців тому +9

      Passenger princess = one of their bro's most likely😂

  • @occamrtzero8579
    @occamrtzero8579 8 днів тому +1

    Bro is the guy we hired to take down Fidel Castro 💀

  • @matirr9630
    @matirr9630 10 місяців тому +1933

    "so they just lose control and crash into a pole... the bullets holes? I have no idea officer.."

    • @kettle4316
      @kettle4316 10 місяців тому +4

      Your insane

    • @Gordonshumway86
      @Gordonshumway86 10 місяців тому +139

      @@kettle4316enjoy being a victim if you think that’s an insane reaction to what happened in this video. Those guys will meet Jesus much sooner than they should acting like that.

    • @ExellentRachet
      @ExellentRachet 10 місяців тому +4

      This is how you get convicted of murder instead of being acquitted on the grounds of self defense.

    • @ryzekiv7147
      @ryzekiv7147 10 місяців тому +15

      @@kettle4316*you’re

    • @WeeWhiz270
      @WeeWhiz270 9 місяців тому +2

      @@kettle4316thanks

  • @beat_blvrd
    @beat_blvrd 9 місяців тому +190

    Bruh punched him like he was in one of his dreams LMAO

    • @jackkawf4449
      @jackkawf4449 9 місяців тому +2

      For real, dude punches like an angry gf

  • @acw0606
    @acw0606 9 місяців тому +4719

    "hey buddy,tell me if this sounds like bullets flying through your stolen kia"

    • @shamrocktheshamrock
      @shamrocktheshamrock 9 місяців тому +15

      This is the whitest comment I've read in a while 😂😂

    • @timothysexton2086
      @timothysexton2086 9 місяців тому +109

      @@shamrocktheshamrock and you have the whitest name ive seen

    • @horrorreads5771
      @horrorreads5771 9 місяців тому +59

      @@shamrocktheshamrock "Friendly fire will not be tolerated"

    • @bushalaskan
      @bushalaskan 9 місяців тому

      @@shamrocktheshamrockyou do know blacks shoot other people at a way higher rate than whites do right? I understand yall are uneducated but damn. Significantly higher actually, not even close 💀

    • @HunkOfMetal
      @HunkOfMetal 9 місяців тому +37

      @@shamrocktheshamrockbros fighting his own skin color 💀

  • @apruh
    @apruh 9 днів тому +2

    Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Today, I have a 12mm bullet magazine that cost only 122000 dollars. What am I gonna do with it? Hear me ou-

  • @chiclids
    @chiclids 7 місяців тому +1084

    I admire his self defense. He was very calm and he was just dodging them.

    • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
      @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  7 місяців тому +14

      Thanks! -Paul

    • @backrooms9089
      @backrooms9089 6 місяців тому +2

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuidewere they found yet.

    • @Memento_Mori3210
      @Memento_Mori3210 5 місяців тому

      No way in hell you can be this dumb

    • @ashlee7096
      @ashlee7096 5 місяців тому +1

      yes very thoughtful very prepared very demure

    • @InHellITrust
      @InHellITrust 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuide We need to get justice. Evil wins when good men do nothing,

  • @skittleswolf2ify
    @skittleswolf2ify 9 місяців тому +845

    Dude got the weakest punch ever thrown

    • @dir1475
      @dir1475 9 місяців тому +9

      I take it youre a regular drive by car puncher?

    • @hunk9891
      @hunk9891 9 місяців тому +6

      @@dir1475 Look at it lmao it was weak lmfao

    • @user-ktj26
      @user-ktj26 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@hunk9891 he was in a moving car and nearly out of reach don't be so dense

    • @drokhalis3338
      @drokhalis3338 9 місяців тому +6

      Almost like it’s a Californian or something, huh?

    • @ABurntMuffin
      @ABurntMuffin 9 місяців тому +3

      dudes gonna have the emptiest skull in oakland if he continues like this too, and that's saying a lot. If you find a skull 1/4 full of anything other than heney there it's like winning the juggaboo lottery.

  • @flybeep1661
    @flybeep1661 26 днів тому +2

    Aggravated assault on camera with license plate. Police will come knocking

  • @deborahfortuna3209
    @deborahfortuna3209 9 місяців тому +1561

    "Cruise missile (lotion bottle" got me😂😂😂

    • @mike.t.drinkwater
      @mike.t.drinkwater 9 місяців тому

      omg ikr mfw smh fml wtf lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I literally can't even right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying! Dead! Deceased! RIP! F! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChampGarth
      @ChampGarth 9 місяців тому

      They are trying to oil him up

    • @gtd360
      @gtd360 5 місяців тому

      A missile is anything thrown or launched at a target. So technically that lotion is a missile.

  • @TheRealJakeTremblay
    @TheRealJakeTremblay 12 днів тому

    That sound bite made me stress lol, it's my phone's ringtone loll

  • @tenkoshimura8548
    @tenkoshimura8548 9 місяців тому +1222

    Bros punch couldn't even knock a fly out 😂💀💀💀

    • @Luh_jb_eternal
      @Luh_jb_eternal 9 місяців тому +7

      Nobody’s punch would knock a fly out, hell I’d be damn if it hit the fly in the first place

    • @ur6jah
      @ur6jah 9 місяців тому

      haha that shi was not funny at all

    • @Bann-wd40
      @Bann-wd40 9 місяців тому +1

      I dont think it'll even hit to actually knock anything 💀

    • @missengoula-ezeemmanuel867
      @missengoula-ezeemmanuel867 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Luh_jb_eternalwell...my brother can catch flies while they are flying. I guess I can punch them maybe...

    • @Luh_jb_eternal
      @Luh_jb_eternal 9 місяців тому

      @@missengoula-ezeemmanuel867 yall are fast as hell man 😂

  • @icywind177
    @icywind177 10 місяців тому +2125

    Yeah, you got their plate numbers and there faces. sue them. That’s battery and/or assault💀

  • @countinguh
    @countinguh 10 місяців тому +4720

    aw man you’re in oakland and that car was a kia that car was definitely stolen and they were looking to steal that scooter too

    • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
      @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  10 місяців тому +431

      I think I did one more range test in Oakland after this and then we moved the test course back to Berkeley. -Paul

    • @etrankill3r14
      @etrankill3r14 10 місяців тому +16

      @DannyCharles-op3qvfirst one Garfield elementary & 22nd, 2nd one he passing San Antonio park

    • @Wes0602
      @Wes0602 10 місяців тому

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuidethese children are stupid and reckless, which can very much so lead to you being hurt or even worse. Do be careful man, consider whatever means of avoidance or protection possible. This is everywhere now.

    • @lategod
      @lategod 10 місяців тому +33

      they would’ve pulled over in front of him. driving around and throwing lotion is not how u try and rob someone

    • @RejectedGamerGuy
      @RejectedGamerGuy 10 місяців тому

      Everything In Democrat cities is stolen 😂

  • @THEANPHROPY
    @THEANPHROPY 21 день тому +1

    Thank GOD you are ok kiddo! Stay safe Son!!!
    Peace & Love!!!

  • @superghost3736
    @superghost3736 9 місяців тому +59

    If anyone is wondering the kid’s license plate is 8SBG416, you’re welcome

  • @thewafflegamer6152
    @thewafflegamer6152 9 місяців тому +380

    Kid: tries to push him a 3rd time
    *meets the end of a barrel*

    • @kylegamer48
      @kylegamer48 9 місяців тому +11

      You're more generous than I.

    • @thewafflegamer6152
      @thewafflegamer6152 9 місяців тому +8

      @@kylegamer48yeah, I’m giving the selfless act of freedom magic

    • @BanjoBoy0
      @BanjoBoy0 8 місяців тому +7

      *gives 9mm labotomy*

    • @KirbySweg
      @KirbySweg 6 місяців тому +1

      *laughs in 38 special*

    • @chip5617
      @chip5617 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kylegamer48for real I was thinking after the second time

  • @brentnathan8069
    @brentnathan8069 10 місяців тому +1466

    “8SBG416”
    Friggin’ hilarious 😂

    • @tripclipgt6573
      @tripclipgt6573 10 місяців тому +102

      It's stolen

    • @devkrovil
      @devkrovil 10 місяців тому

      ​@@tripclipgt6573by the usual suspects

    • @sebastijanfino4076
      @sebastijanfino4076 10 місяців тому +194

      Black kids don't buy kias. Unless they are 20 some year old black women

    • @Peanutbuttertanks
      @Peanutbuttertanks 10 місяців тому +18

      “Can you please tell us why this tag is coming back as belonging to you?”

    • @BHOODXIII
      @BHOODXIII 10 місяців тому

      @@sebastijanfino4076Video shows light hands but you’re calling him black. Stfu

  • @Raceburger
    @Raceburger 7 днів тому +1

    Most peaceful day in England

  • @Homeless_spoon
    @Homeless_spoon 9 місяців тому +502

    That slow mo punch, kid has never thrown a punch before in his life 😂

    • @gamerdude7
      @gamerdude7 9 місяців тому +6

      More likely it's all just staged but you were so close to the truth

    • @GetawayFilms
      @GetawayFilms 9 місяців тому

      ah.. That's what it was... I thought he was wiping his hand on him

    • @MrLemonaiden
      @MrLemonaiden 9 місяців тому +1

      Left hand outta a moving car 😅 ok travis

    • @thebearplays9956
      @thebearplays9956 9 місяців тому

      @@gamerdude7yess sure staged they would be so stuipid if it were stained.. there on the road

  • @Harty-Exp-2
    @Harty-Exp-2 9 місяців тому +5615

    Throws Lotion Bottle
    “Cruise Missile”
    Me Throwing Back My Flip Flop
    “Tactical Nuke”
    Edit: Thanks everybody

  • @Maratsuke420
    @Maratsuke420 10 місяців тому +1903

    They didn’t consider that bro would have multiple cameras on his hover board. Caught them in 4k📸

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 10 місяців тому +1

      .... so what...without distinctive markings or a face cops can't do much now if it was something serious...it would lead to a detainment and all that good stuff to figure our who was the person who pushed this man and caused his injuries or death.... (because you know in some places the priority would be low) until they get a lead....
      This applies to incidents with cars... plates ain't enough to screw someone enough to get them big ticket or cuffs... if a A!s hat is brake checking and driving erratically...you ain't getting far with plates, but if you have plates and a picture or video of the driver in 1080 or 4k then your good...😂😂😂 enough to ensure they get a ticket or arrested.

    • @ImigrentfromMars
      @ImigrentfromMars 10 місяців тому +6

      @@markrayes2973 That depends where you are, Here in canada the owner of that car get's all the charges and if that guy fell and got hurt or worse then the owner of the car get's the charge and it's up to him to take the charge and do the time or turn in the guy who did it.

    • @Jbob172
      @Jbob172 10 місяців тому +6

      @@markrayes2973 You can clearly see the entire plate....

    • @JasonW1220
      @JasonW1220 10 місяців тому +3

      @@ImigrentfromMarsunless it’s stolen…

    • @WilliamHD2
      @WilliamHD2 10 місяців тому

      ​@@markrayes2973the fact you didn't see a license plate proves you don't even deserve the title "human"

  • @MrMysteriousDm
    @MrMysteriousDm 26 днів тому +1

    Assault, road rage, attempted murder. Alot of felonies for a young punk

  • @Mr.B_Gambles
    @Mr.B_Gambles 10 місяців тому +1354

    That’s when you pull out the surprise in ya pocket 👀

    • @Deleted11100
      @Deleted11100 10 місяців тому

      Spoken like a true American coward

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 10 місяців тому

      my two-centimeter thief-beater peter

    • @leothecommando271
      @leothecommando271 10 місяців тому +39

      The handgrenade in question:

    • @HumorDash
      @HumorDash 10 місяців тому

      I thought it said sunrise outa hour pocket

    • @skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651
      @skrawny-clown-snatcherofth8651 10 місяців тому +14

      It's cali you go to jail for life if you defend yourself and others

  • @papanoble8378
    @papanoble8378 9 місяців тому +416

    You have solid knuckle gloves, a face hiding helmet and armor. You’ve no excuse for not sending them all to the hospital

    • @wolf.3812
      @wolf.3812 9 місяців тому

      Trueee

    • @lordquas1871
      @lordquas1871 9 місяців тому +15

      Yeah bro what's that scooter 180 HP? 😂 Go fight a gang in a car solo bro

    • @Brimfarm
      @Brimfarm 9 місяців тому +25

      @@lordquas1871”a gang” 😂 a bunch of kids is a gang now? Nah, teach them a lesson and take afew of their teeth

    • @jeremymenchaca
      @jeremymenchaca 9 місяців тому +6

      Judging by the audacity of the delinquents, I'd say the rider is in California. The rider goes to jail for assault, the idiots get off with a warning.

    • @devinemax2427
      @devinemax2427 9 місяців тому

      ​@@lordquas1871defending stupid actions? Your stupid too

  • @theimpaler9465
    @theimpaler9465 9 місяців тому +313

    Imagine having to fight for your life and that’s your best punch! 🤦‍♂️

    • @thebearplays9956
      @thebearplays9956 9 місяців тому +7

      Yea he wont survive like that…

    • @superik408
      @superik408 9 місяців тому +5

      Bro is not surviving the streets with that

    • @ToxicMothBoi
      @ToxicMothBoi 9 місяців тому +6

      Really wish natural selection was still around for some people

    • @derekwalker6951
      @derekwalker6951 9 місяців тому

      Imagine throwing a punch at someone out of a moving car over a scooter 🤣

  • @Toadfrend_plays
    @Toadfrend_plays 24 дні тому +4

    Thanks for the license plate

  • @andrewlangley7452
    @andrewlangley7452 10 місяців тому +728

    I’m diabetic and that sound at the end of the video is the sound my pump makes when I need insulin😂😂😂 I thought it was going off

    • @aumenjoy1708
      @aumenjoy1708 10 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @1020Shane
      @1020Shane 10 місяців тому +2

      Lmao that pretty funny

    • @cypher1160
      @cypher1160 10 місяців тому +5

      Ain’t it the Nintendo sound ? 😭

    • @thefrost490
      @thefrost490 10 місяців тому +2

      @@cypher1160could swear it’s the text tone from some 2000’s flip phone 😢😅

    • @brandoncase1477
      @brandoncase1477 9 місяців тому +2

      It sounds a lot like the android notification "TaDa!" :)

  • @BlankSpaceVacuum
    @BlankSpaceVacuum 9 місяців тому +1777

    But hey, they helped him advertise his product in the end he did not lose anything when in fact he won everything. 😂

    • @itsscookin
      @itsscookin 9 місяців тому +8

      How did he get the camera there? ;-;

    • @alexsalvi1824
      @alexsalvi1824 9 місяців тому +16

      and the acted video of the week....

    • @FestiveRocket
      @FestiveRocket 9 місяців тому +9

      $50 that the teen in the car was in on the advertisement

    • @ambsanshz16
      @ambsanshz16 9 місяців тому +1

      He didn’t win much except for free content

    • @PhenoDubs
      @PhenoDubs 9 місяців тому +2

      @@itsscookin hes holding a gopro on a selfie. The software automatically removes the selfie stick from the frame

  • @sadayukinaga9363
    @sadayukinaga9363 10 місяців тому +180

    The fact the car is a Kia immediately tells me it was stolen

    • @young_jitj3217
      @young_jitj3217 10 місяців тому +6

      yup😂

    • @vermili0n
      @vermili0n 9 місяців тому +8

      The fact that they’re black tells me it was stolen.

    • @complexity-jw8wx
      @complexity-jw8wx 9 місяців тому

      ​@@vermili0nliterally looks Mexican

    • @yourmom-bn5gu
      @yourmom-bn5gu 9 місяців тому +2

      @@vermili0n also factual

    • @sawyered101
      @sawyered101 9 місяців тому

      Well well well

  • @zarifffahribinzaifulfaismoe
    @zarifffahribinzaifulfaismoe Місяць тому +1

    Real definition of chill guy..

  • @ApocalypticDogOfDoom
    @ApocalypticDogOfDoom 9 місяців тому +764

    That's attempted murder, you have the obligation with society to press charges

    • @NathanRowat
      @NathanRowat 9 місяців тому +6

      There's no obligation and a push isn't attempted murder, nor is a lotion bottle.
      I get what you're trying to say, but you're blowing it out of proportion.

    • @HairyKnuckles222
      @HairyKnuckles222 9 місяців тому +6

      HAHAHAH attempted murder lmaooo you people always say this, he pushed him attempted murder lmaoooo 😂😂😂 Jesus Christ tell me you’ve never dealt with the legal system with out telling me.

    • @HairyKnuckles222
      @HairyKnuckles222 9 місяців тому +3

      @@NathanRowatwayyy out of proportion they always do 😂

    • @asdfdsf-s4u
      @asdfdsf-s4u 9 місяців тому

      pressing charges is racist

    • @sethvelazquez8143
      @sethvelazquez8143 9 місяців тому

      All demons replying trying to make is seem okay haha sickening miserable fuck 100% knew that could’ve killed someone. Nuff said. you trying to spread darkness no nothing of it, your dark side will be met and shown true darkness.

  • @anotherjester
    @anotherjester 10 місяців тому +209

    Fellow East Bay native here, sorry Paul. First they try to take your cam, now they try to knock you over. I really hope these people get caught one day.

    • @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide
      @ESG-ElectricScooterGuide  10 місяців тому +44

      I filed a police report the same day with a photo of the plate, the guy's face, his shirt and make and model of the car. I never heard back. -Paul

    • @nathanm5352
      @nathanm5352 10 місяців тому

      You gave them all the info how hard would it of been for the police to pursue this. They just get away and will hurt someone else ​@@ESG-ElectricScooterGuide

    • @BitchingAboutMorons
      @BitchingAboutMorons 10 місяців тому

      Cops are useless. They could care less about solving crimes. They are more interested in tinted windows and covering up RUIs for their coworkers.

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq 10 місяців тому

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuideBay Area cops don’t do shit. Someone broke into my building here in SF once and stole my scooter, electric bike, and my friend’s bike. I called the cops and they basically gave me a mental jerk-off and I never heard from them again.

    • @berziimusic
      @berziimusic 10 місяців тому +26

      @@ESG-ElectricScooterGuide big suprise. Cause they ain’t gonna do anything about it

  • @Havox-
    @Havox- 9 місяців тому +177

    This is exactly why I carry around my tactical nails in a zip lock bag.

    • @runningriot7963
      @runningriot7963 9 місяців тому +5

      *caltrops

    • @PieMK6R
      @PieMK6R 9 місяців тому

      Good way to handle them ghetto street take overs too 😉

    • @jordin1909
      @jordin1909 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@runningriot7963 * 9mm handgun

    • @horacenelson7038
      @horacenelson7038 9 місяців тому +2

      * Denel NTW-20

    • @Bear57501
      @Bear57501 9 місяців тому +1

      Golf balls are surprisingly effective as well. Tactical balls???? 🤔

  • @AverageßOẞ
    @AverageßOẞ 21 день тому +3

    New ad for the scooter company😭

  • @Cmdr_DarkNite
    @Cmdr_DarkNite 10 місяців тому +379

    That cruise missle lotion bottle was everything. 😂

    • @LightTooSmoothFr
      @LightTooSmoothFr 10 місяців тому +3

      Fr. I've never seen someone throw lotion out of a car window at someone else. 💀😂

    • @kent0n30
      @kent0n30 9 місяців тому +1

      The definition of all in one 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @HKNative217
      @HKNative217 9 місяців тому +1

      Dudes just got done with they mandingo party

  • @leonrushton6789
    @leonrushton6789 10 місяців тому +722

    this man is the ultimate jacker he even has the lotion on standby lol

    • @vgtrombone
      @vgtrombone 10 місяців тому +11

      Man you just made me spit out perfectly good water

    • @MrDsturman
      @MrDsturman 10 місяців тому +4

      They threw the lotion

    • @btgs0127
      @btgs0127 10 місяців тому +3

      Dude if the bottle was still good id would have picked it up and kept it

    • @ghostyboigamer5856
      @ghostyboigamer5856 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@btgs0127 yeah I don't think you want to touch that lotion

    • @davidislas8117
      @davidislas8117 10 місяців тому +1

      Golden comment

  • @StrumboliRePlay
    @StrumboliRePlay 9 місяців тому +85

    Saw this on Instagram and the whole comment section was like a detective team tracking these kids now lol

    • @toomanyobsessions9910
      @toomanyobsessions9910 8 місяців тому +2

      That is amazing

    • @amos7458
      @amos7458 7 місяців тому +6

      Did they find them?

    • @thirdeyesurvivor3886
      @thirdeyesurvivor3886 7 місяців тому +7

      Im usually against things like that but for something this serious that’s actually great to hear

    • @hotshower695
      @hotshower695 7 місяців тому

      ​@@amos7458 it's definitely set up

    • @mergat2970
      @mergat2970 6 місяців тому +2

      Get 4chan on the case

  • @user-nb8yt2il2r
    @user-nb8yt2il2r Місяць тому +1

    Pattern recognition intensifies

  • @peartree9008
    @peartree9008 9 місяців тому +91

    They be laughing until you catch their fist and pull them out of the window

  • @robertmccall9773
    @robertmccall9773 9 місяців тому +188

    In Sacramento is common to keep a piece of rebar or pipe when rideing an e-bike or expensive bicycle

    • @nodishtoodeep3053
      @nodishtoodeep3053 9 місяців тому

      How long ago was that? Last time I went to J street it was better just to give people your stuff over risking your life, much like Stockton.

    • @garrettwilliams617
      @garrettwilliams617 9 місяців тому +2

      @@nodishtoodeep3053when were yall here last? Midtown’s been gentrified and completely changed.

    • @nodishtoodeep3053
      @nodishtoodeep3053 9 місяців тому +1

      @@garrettwilliams617
      The old mall area still has a lot of gang activity, I was there two years ago. I believe there was a shooting there around that time

    • @T-Rob04
      @T-Rob04 9 місяців тому +6

      i had some old school bikers say they keep a bag of ball bearing for the tailgaters

    • @sheaross3124
      @sheaross3124 9 місяців тому +1

      The rest of us have guns😅

  • @BloxDev-
    @BloxDev- 10 місяців тому +833

    I screenshotted there license plate and reported the car as stolen

    • @Pr0f3_YT
      @Pr0f3_YT 10 місяців тому +65

      No you didn’t

    • @DanielCC1
      @DanielCC1 10 місяців тому +29

      bro 💀

    • @erenvardi6543
      @erenvardi6543 10 місяців тому +28

      Good job

    • @noobyboi6324
      @noobyboi6324 10 місяців тому +86

      Based on their actions and driving skills I think it actually was stolen.

    • @alejandrolara2492
      @alejandrolara2492 10 місяців тому +52

      Well it's a Kia so it's obvious it's stolen

  • @hasuguren
    @hasuguren 18 днів тому +1

    That happened to my uncle while my lil sis is sitting at the back, my uncle didn't hesitate and threw a big ass rock at the back of the car when it passed again, and he got away with no problems, just the car owner having to rethink their actions

  • @RicxLikeStone5
    @RicxLikeStone5 9 місяців тому +401

    Should’ve made the squeaky toy sound for that punch😭

  • @Stan3.0-m6g
    @Stan3.0-m6g 9 місяців тому +69

    Sir, that is when you pull a john wick and start blasting.

  • @greedydevilsplayground7936
    @greedydevilsplayground7936 9 місяців тому +77

    Bro putting the whip crack over the lotion bottle sent me into a laughing fit JOHNNY TEST his ass 🤣🤣

  • @P-C-Principle
    @P-C-Principle 26 днів тому +1

    Always fun to watch. As an adult who worked forensics as my first career out of junior college, videos like these usually cause more harm than good. I have no inclination on what you want post or do with your life, it’s just the patterns you begin seeing when working all ranges of crimes that usually tend to fit the narrative. There is always an exception or two but that’s not the point. It’s that posting stuff like this not only helps criminals by informing them what not to do while also inspiring those same people to go out and try it themselves. We are humans, we’ve spent thousands of years imitating people or things we put value in. That being said, I’m glad the guy made it out safe and sincerely hope he never does get hurt. I wouldn’t doubt he has a 2A living an area like that

    • @ReeserUchiha4257
      @ReeserUchiha4257 26 днів тому

      Yea I said that same thing about the guy on instagram teaching people how to pick all locks but everyone said I was the idiot. Information can be dangerous in the wrong hands depending on how it’s used.

  • @maxvaun
    @maxvaun 10 місяців тому +139

    Happened in Oakland ? :
    1. Hooded and Masked up
    2. Car is always stolen
    3. Carrer Criminals
    4. If not all - At least one in car has gun.
    5. COPS DO NOT CARE AT ALL- ON YOUR OWN !

    • @peepeepoopoo6053
      @peepeepoopoo6053 10 місяців тому +8

      lol u say that as if the cops EVER actually did anything in oakland in the first place ..

    • @philpyung4831
      @philpyung4831 10 місяців тому +6

      But they still collect taxes
      At some point people will get fed up with this

    • @jesusofbullets
      @jesusofbullets 10 місяців тому +5

      @@peepeepoopoo6053
      California and Oakland: passes tons of anti-cop laws, cuts the budget, and forces many cops into early retirement
      Criminals: thanks for crippling the cops ability to do anything, now we can do anything!

    • @cidie1
      @cidie1 10 місяців тому

      how long until they have had enough?

    • @tadassmolskas3014
      @tadassmolskas3014 10 місяців тому

      Definitley not career criminals just stupid nerds that got bullied in school trying to act hard in a stolen kia and they failed miserably even against the most vulnerable road user

  • @d-dawg9449
    @d-dawg9449 10 місяців тому +62

    “And then I started blasting”, is what I wish I would’ve seen

  • @kaiul2967
    @kaiul2967 7 місяців тому +146

    I couldn't imagine what I'd do if someone really tried this on me. You got alot of patience bro..

    • @Bitten420
      @Bitten420 5 місяців тому

      I can be calm as hell but when someone starts some shit like this i flip, fuck these kind of people

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 5 місяців тому +1

      A lot is two words

    • @LARVIS-wv9km
      @LARVIS-wv9km 5 місяців тому +1

      Bullying has evolved to drive by bullying lol that's wild

    • @kuruptzZz
      @kuruptzZz 5 місяців тому

      What can you really do on a scooter there? I don't get it. Guy can just swerve right and run you off the road

    • @LARVIS-wv9km
      @LARVIS-wv9km 5 місяців тому

      @@kuruptzZz don't be broke and buy a car

  • @notduffy9203
    @notduffy9203 11 днів тому

    Man the temptation to pull him out the car must’ve been hard to resist😂

  • @michaelcharach
    @michaelcharach 10 місяців тому +762

    A lotion bottle?? What is this Mario cart ?

  • @macky2green
    @macky2green 10 місяців тому +878

    *_That's why an action camera is very essential for us electric scooter riders (or any 2 wheels for that matter). Some idiots are gonna be strolliin' around some ugly car._*

    • @dannyjackson1331
      @dannyjackson1331 10 місяців тому +11

      Don’t forget us single wheels

    • @landonmiller9534
      @landonmiller9534 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@dannyjackson1331its a stolen car 1000% its a older kia without push to start and a young punk with a ski mask

    • @CDarwin22871
      @CDarwin22871 10 місяців тому +2

      It’s a stolen car with people wearing masks driving it…..how exactly is this helping you even if it’s recorded?

    • @Soeks77
      @Soeks77 10 місяців тому +3

      Lmao this camera did nothing in this case. Ride sometgint unsrealable that takes skill to ride like a motorcycle, and fast enough to not encounter ppl like this, and also oook back constantly. Clearly a new rider

    • @Scoobydooby
      @Scoobydooby 10 місяців тому +2

      And it’s in Oakland where they won’t investigate the video or prosecute any of them anyway.

  • @champnomnom7764
    @champnomnom7764 6 місяців тому +23

    Dude just want to gets pulled out for that quick free coaster experience 😂

  • @NoahHinkle
    @NoahHinkle 11 днів тому

    Pov: the chillest person in Oakland

  • @pilloh4107
    @pilloh4107 10 місяців тому +81

    This was a great opportunity to advertise your product. Good job making money!

    • @shootaman2
      @shootaman2 9 місяців тому +2

      That's why he set it up. Do you really think this was random? 😂😂😂

    • @Swiftinho_x
      @Swiftinho_x 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@shootaman2or he's had it happen before and decided to record it as proof, Do people like u think?

    • @scarletspectre153
      @scarletspectre153 9 місяців тому

      @@Swiftinho_x considering its the same car/guy twice im going with staged.

  • @toocrazy4u
    @toocrazy4u 9 місяців тому +43

    This is the type of kid that would run away if you face them. 💀🙏

  • @carlitosortiz6621
    @carlitosortiz6621 9 місяців тому +1380

    If John wick’s ever taught me something, it’s not to fuck with people on motorcycles.
    Don’t fuck with people in scooters as well

    • @Justsomerandomdude397
      @Justsomerandomdude397 9 місяців тому +36

      Bud that’s a fucking scooter

    • @carlitosortiz6621
      @carlitosortiz6621 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Justsomerandomdude397second clip looks like a motorcycle to me

    • @plasmacrimson
      @plasmacrimson 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@carlitosortiz6621 Read the title before you comment.

    • @lolbenz
      @lolbenz 9 місяців тому

      1​@@plasmacrimson dont tell me what to do

    • @carlitosortiz6621
      @carlitosortiz6621 9 місяців тому

      @@utubebad so a scootercycle?

  • @xdBrute
    @xdBrute 15 днів тому

    Bro even showed the license plate, he’s definitely a temu assassin

  • @returnmyblender7950
    @returnmyblender7950 9 місяців тому +15

    I already considered this a top tier video, but then I get hit with an out of nowhere with a really good cooking tutorial! New subscriber for sure!

  • @theepicone1605
    @theepicone1605 9 місяців тому +62

    I’m sorry, but The lotion bottle had me dead
    ROFL🤣

    • @Reidzer1
      @Reidzer1 9 місяців тому +6

      I’d turn back and make sure I got that lotion definitely has his prints and dna all over that. Throw in the reg if not switched . Jail. For attempted murder. Or at least premeditated robbery.

  • @playamcnugeegames8267
    @playamcnugeegames8267 3 місяці тому +192

    Bro through the diddy supplies at u🤣🤣🤣

  • @AWholeChickenNugget
    @AWholeChickenNugget 9 місяців тому +25

    I hate those type of kids, they gonna just make something "funny" and run like a cowards

  • @joellaplant5837
    @joellaplant5837 10 місяців тому +214

    Cruise missile😂😂AND THE SOUND EFFECTS WERE STELLAR👌🏾

  • @ray-garl
    @ray-garl 9 місяців тому +18

    Getting a lotion bottle thrown at you by a kid is crazy.

  • @ronen_thenub2877
    @ronen_thenub2877 5 днів тому

    my brain instinctively told me to just "pull em out of the car" 😭

  • @edwardmiller4048
    @edwardmiller4048 9 місяців тому +23

    "So, anyway- I started blasting!! BLAM, BLAM!!!"
    -Frank Reynolds

    • @saucecastillo460
      @saucecastillo460 9 місяців тому

      He had to. He didn't know if they wanted money, or maybe somethin more sexual

  • @DJSekuHusky
    @DJSekuHusky 6 місяців тому +16

    I nearly got scooter-jacked in Denver by a guy on a rental e-bike.
    My first thought was finding it sorta weird he was wearing a mask (bandana) and no helmet on a 98F day.
    He had been going the opposite way along the bike-path crossroads, then I saw him 180 in my mirror and speed up behind me.
    He got to about 10 ft away when I was cruising in mode 1 (max 25MPH) and started to reach out his hand (without saying a word) as if to shove me off when I clicked up to mode 3 and dropped the hammer (max 42MPH).
    He lowered his arm back to the handlebars, slowed and turned back around, defeated.
    It's a good thing I got suspicious enough to track his movements in my side mirrors and react accordingly.
    Just a reminder to maintain situational awareness. It also helps to have a plan (or two), as well as some form of protection. You never know what sort of crazy stuff you'll encounter on _ordinary_ rides. Stay safe out there!

  • @furydua781
    @furydua781 23 дні тому

    The silence made it 100x funnier

  • @professor.moriarty9803
    @professor.moriarty9803 9 місяців тому +8

    “So you know I just pulled out my Smith & Wesson Governor with a cylinder full of .410 buckshots and blasted away”

  • @sagemaster7534
    @sagemaster7534 2 місяці тому +19

    Funny how people report people builiding stuff on their land but wont report these "future lawyers"

  • @kylekrejci3208
    @kylekrejci3208 9 місяців тому +28

    He was a good kid, never did anythinn wrong !

    • @Fysffdd
      @Fysffdd 9 місяців тому +2

      Yeah yeah yeah for sure 10 year in jail yeah yeah

    • @Cronyxx
      @Cronyxx 9 місяців тому

      ?

  • @Exploding_Pencils14
    @Exploding_Pencils14 10 днів тому

    Man's got that knockback resistance

  • @canjuice308
    @canjuice308 10 місяців тому +30

    That lotion bottle throw was top tier

    • @israel984
      @israel984 9 місяців тому +1

      They'll soften you up😂