Chapo Trap House 385 - Lyin' Liz feat. Brendan James (1/17/20)

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  • @treyblakeandrew
    @treyblakeandrew 4 роки тому +107

    “You worked for a company that was fixing bread prices.” Inject that mans tone straight into my veins

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 4 роки тому +4

      How dare you

    • @blackedmirror5073
      @blackedmirror5073 4 роки тому +3

      Blake Motley he needs to team up with Werner Herzog and narrate some shit.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 роки тому

      @@blackedmirror5073 oh my god.

    • @skabossJ
      @skabossJ 4 роки тому +2

      Lost in space reboot with that guy as the evil AI.

  • @industrialborn
    @industrialborn 4 роки тому +147

    Hey warren warriors, i wanna see the white flag, no peace pipe, just surrender

    • @P_Messington
      @P_Messington 4 роки тому +12

      Glow Pond You come at the King, you best not miss.

    • @NewAgeNomad93
      @NewAgeNomad93 4 роки тому +2

      lmao

    • @Goobtard
      @Goobtard 4 роки тому +1

      Hey Bernie bro, why don't you go ahead and toss even more of your money into that bottomless pit of a campaign

    • @sp4m64
      @sp4m64 4 роки тому +9

      @Goobtard lol toxic. If the bottomless pit has the moral high ground where does that put you?

    • @NewAgeNomad93
      @NewAgeNomad93 4 роки тому +1

      @@sp4m64 per your words, on the high grounds lmao

  • @alfiewillis4893
    @alfiewillis4893 4 роки тому +40

    The Brendan/Matt/Will combo is a solid one. This episode is pure forward momentum.

    • @vwj9132
      @vwj9132 4 роки тому +3

      Bring back Traitor Brendan,this time as one of hosts

    • @macnsteez3938
      @macnsteez3938 4 роки тому

      @@vwj9132 what did Brendan do

  • @Monoaux
    @Monoaux 4 роки тому +88

    DIAL S FOR 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 роки тому +1

      How do you pronounce that? "Blue sweater?"

    • @blackedmirror5073
      @blackedmirror5073 4 роки тому

      Press F to pay respects to Warren’a campaign.

  • @treeguyfly
    @treeguyfly 4 роки тому +105

    The lesson of #MeToo isn’t believe women, it’s penalize rapists.

    • @KingOfShenanigan
      @KingOfShenanigan 4 роки тому +28

      Well, it is partially about believing women, but in the context of sexual assault. Not 'believe everything women ever say' lol

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 4 роки тому

      Give a group an inch, its fringe elements will turn it into a potentially dangerous parody of itself.

    • @alikazerani
      @alikazerani 4 роки тому +16

      @@KingOfShenanigan Frankly, in any context, it's a horrifically dangerous oversimplification. Take everybody seriously by default, and don't automatically believe anybody.

    • @mikeydude750
      @mikeydude750 4 роки тому +6

      @@alikazerani i hate to quote reagan of all people but "trust but verify" is a good lesson to take away from metoo

    • @mischkin3588
      @mischkin3588 4 роки тому +1

      I hope no woman will ever become a flat earther... Or we'll be fucked.

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath 4 роки тому +36

    Warren has such terrible political instincts. Even if Bernie said exactly that, and meant it, and even if it could be proved, it's still a completely stupid move on Warren's part (how are foreign leaders going to feel about having a 'private' conversation with Warren now?). And for that reason alone, I like Warren less.

    • @s.ormgamalson6489
      @s.ormgamalson6489 4 роки тому +15

      Like Matt said after the initial report, there is zero percent chance Bernie said this shit. It's a lie that's conveniently appearing just now.

    • @MadJackChurchill1312
      @MadJackChurchill1312 4 роки тому +6

      If she had receipts, I’d be DEEPLY disappointed in Bernie and would question his loyalty to social justice. But he didn’t fucking say it. Clearly.

    • @valium97582
      @valium97582 4 роки тому

      Warren people want to win, and they won't get Sanders votes. Their best bet is to attack Sanders a bit to bring voters from the three Bs (Biden, Buttigieg and Bloomberg).

    • @ChannelMath
      @ChannelMath 4 роки тому +1

      @@MadJackChurchill1312
      I wouldn't. People should be free to say in private what they can't say in public. I'd question his reasoning skills, maybe, given that Hillary did very well. But yeah, it was a misunderstanding, at best

  • @YavinArba
    @YavinArba 4 роки тому +9

    bro. not only did you create soulseek (which i have been using since it's inception till THIS DAY) but you also do gods work uploading these. bless you.

  • @captdread2013
    @captdread2013 4 роки тому +100

    I love the smell of Chapo in the morning, that smell, that sardonic smell; smells like... victory.

  • @loln00bsify
    @loln00bsify 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you for nationalizing the podcast! ✊ Solidarity forever!

  • @craigtrautmanjr9393
    @craigtrautmanjr9393 4 роки тому +21

    The android's name is Binyamin Appelbaum. He's spent the past decade reporting on the Fed, and is also a fan of Rod Dreher. I hope he proves to be a fruitful character to mine.

    • @craigtrautmanjr9393
      @craigtrautmanjr9393 4 роки тому +2

      He's like liberalism's Ben Stein, except too stuck up to be a public horn-dog and entertainer.

  • @loln00bsify
    @loln00bsify 4 роки тому +7

    "No snakes fam keep it 💯" -Saint Patrick

  • @Maldo666
    @Maldo666 4 роки тому +43

    This has happened before. This will happen again. So say we all.

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 4 роки тому +15

    “You gotta fight the lower bosses first” only would’ve worked as a metaphor if half of the mini bosses died before you got to that area and half of the ones that are left could be skipped entirely.

  • @BarberJ95
    @BarberJ95 4 роки тому +15

    That terrifying NYT android journalist part had me in stitches!

    • @Czeckie
      @Czeckie 4 роки тому +4

      can't find the video of it

  • @superneko99
    @superneko99 4 роки тому +35

    Susan Sarandon go on chapo

  • @aaa_aa7607
    @aaa_aa7607 4 роки тому +29

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 (thank you king)

  • @Baseballnfj
    @Baseballnfj 4 роки тому +41

    The final boss is Obama....

    • @michiganmonkey1910
      @michiganmonkey1910 4 роки тому +6

      "Trump is the QUEEN BEE"

    • @michiganmonkey1910
      @michiganmonkey1910 4 роки тому +1

      Momma Lomma No More Drama Please Obama

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 4 роки тому +2

      The final boss is the wallstreet banksters who own Obombas ass

    • @noahbobrow
      @noahbobrow 4 роки тому +1

      Until you realize that the entire battle just took place on the planetary foreskin of the true mastermind behind it all: jeb

    • @chrisdray5325
      @chrisdray5325 3 роки тому +1

      Man this post aged like a fine wine

  • @michiganmonkey1910
    @michiganmonkey1910 4 роки тому +10

    SING it w me..."we've only just beguuuun!"

  • @yeledefes
    @yeledefes 4 роки тому +4

    תודה רבה שאתה מעלה את כל הפרקים!

  • @reisenenjoyer2210
    @reisenenjoyer2210 4 роки тому +3

    jesus christ 22 minutes in and i just now realized that's supposed to be st. patrick driving the snakes out of ireland. well done

  • @michiganmonkey1910
    @michiganmonkey1910 4 роки тому +14

    Ballz Deep 4 Bernie

  • @tobyfunk6858
    @tobyfunk6858 4 роки тому +3

    Great podcast guys, keep the fires roaring for Bernie! No retreat, no surrender!

  • @sachinaraszkiewicz785
    @sachinaraszkiewicz785 4 роки тому +6

    I live for those Jordan Peterson impressions XD

  • @curiouskarl5485
    @curiouskarl5485 4 роки тому +10

    the nyt endorsement interview is a voight kampff test

  • @archiva5621
    @archiva5621 4 роки тому +3

    Top tier episode.. an instant classic.

  • @Fehzor
    @Fehzor 4 роки тому +5

    Pretty sure everyone is actually a robot, including me.

  • @industrialborn
    @industrialborn 4 роки тому +10

    Are you fixing the bread prices again Pete ?

  • @s.ormgamalson6489
    @s.ormgamalson6489 4 роки тому +8

    Any link to the article where Hillary is declared a world history leader along the lines of alexander the great?

    • @nirarbel8865
      @nirarbel8865  4 роки тому +6

      Yeah it's really something: www.lennyletter.com/story/hillary-clinton-is-more-than-a-president

    • @wmwinterbottom
      @wmwinterbottom 4 роки тому +5

      “Wept because she had no more worlds to conquer”

  • @nullset560
    @nullset560 4 роки тому +3

    Pray for us St Patrick

  • @tobyfunk6858
    @tobyfunk6858 4 роки тому +3

    Warren campaign, say bye bye. Hello Bernie and Tulsi 🔥 🌊

  • @nohbuddy1
    @nohbuddy1 4 роки тому +16

    I love the use of pro wrestling terminology

  • @debrasue2793
    @debrasue2793 4 роки тому +9

    Homie, YOU destroyed your city.

  • @alexsmardz8857
    @alexsmardz8857 4 роки тому +21

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

  • @aych33
    @aych33 4 роки тому +18

    Is watching premium episodes for free anti-capitalist praxis?

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 4 роки тому

      Didn't people sell things for money before the invention of capitalism?

    • @aych33
      @aych33 4 роки тому +7

      @@RoyalFusilier was it not also praxis to illegally distribute and consume content precapitalism?

    • @JS-lo8hr
      @JS-lo8hr 4 роки тому +3

      @@aych33 laws aren't real. Uhhh. The podcast belongs to the commune

    • @Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX
      @Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX 4 роки тому +5

      Fuck, I just love crime.

  • @inktoxicant
    @inktoxicant 4 роки тому +6

    Not gonna lie, it felt mildly uncomfortable to be so enthusiastically called out by Will at 39:43

  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 4 роки тому +17

    🐉🐉🐉🐉🐉

  • @Zomgtforly
    @Zomgtforly 4 роки тому +4

    Thanks Nir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jeddafakee91
    @jeddafakee91 4 роки тому +4

    Existential dread and apple cider

  • @philippedesruisseaux5621
    @philippedesruisseaux5621 4 роки тому

    As a Canadian I can certify that our bread has still not recovered from what we call "The Great Rat Terror."

  • @lostmybadger
    @lostmybadger 4 роки тому

    “i am feeling like dr. indiana jones because i fuckin hate snakes”
    i’m stealing that one lmao

  • @EmperorKagato
    @EmperorKagato 4 роки тому +1

    @36:00 PERFECT Seinfeld skit

  • @captdread2013
    @captdread2013 4 роки тому +32

    If everything is sexism, then nothing is sexism.

    • @sudevsen
      @sudevsen 4 роки тому

      Ok Misyndrome

    • @captdread2013
      @captdread2013 4 роки тому

      @@sudevsen Definition please. Google and I have never encountered that word.

    • @sudevsen
      @sudevsen 4 роки тому +2

      @@captdread2013 it sounds like Syndrome from.Incredibles

  • @Bisquick
    @Bisquick 4 роки тому +2

    "Sssss" - Liz Warren

  • @alexcypher4794
    @alexcypher4794 4 роки тому +1

    First as tragedy, then as farce

  • @philipspitz2402
    @philipspitz2402 4 роки тому +14

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

  • @SSky06
    @SSky06 4 роки тому

    "I'm feeling like Dr. Indiana Jones, cause I fucking hate snakes."

  • @slartibartfast2977
    @slartibartfast2977 4 роки тому +6

    17:00 link to Biden saying this. I want it sooo bad. Can't find it, and they are the third Outlet to mention that.

    • @slartibartfast2977
      @slartibartfast2977 4 роки тому +1

      www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e0f6d5ec5b6b5a713b982cc/amp

    • @slartibartfast2977
      @slartibartfast2977 4 роки тому +1

      Found it

    • @mitchellzemil4890
      @mitchellzemil4890 4 роки тому +4

      www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-sexism_n_5e0f6d5ec5b6b5a713b982cc It's one of those kind of statements that has the plausible deniability of "not being about women being less electable" while at the same time subtly arguing "I'm more electable because I'm a man." ie the exact kind of thing they're trying to pin on Sanders.

  • @gideonwiley8961
    @gideonwiley8961 4 роки тому +1

    No carnivals, no games. Ya dig?

  • @aleksanderpetek3066
    @aleksanderpetek3066 4 роки тому +13

    🐍🐍🐍🐍

  • @buzzybeetle95
    @buzzybeetle95 4 роки тому +1

    I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL JERRY!!!!

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf 4 роки тому +2

    Sleazy Liz

  • @bjnvrtv5488
    @bjnvrtv5488 4 роки тому +3

    can anyone link the buttigeg interview?

  • @tobyfunk6858
    @tobyfunk6858 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit he does sound like Ash from Alien! And Pete swore!? What is happening!?

  • @knuke9596
    @knuke9596 4 роки тому +1

    Pete Breadfixinggig smh

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 4 роки тому +1

    The MJ Lee person's twitter timeline looks like a Warren fanboy's timeline, not a reporter/journalist.

  • @teddybetts3254
    @teddybetts3254 4 роки тому

    58:21 You neglected to mention (or didn't remember) that that SNL skit came on the heels of the Aziz Ansari incident.

  • @goddesseris4561
    @goddesseris4561 4 роки тому +3

    Is this St BendTheKnee?

  • @farmernat65
    @farmernat65 4 роки тому +1

    Who does the song in the intro? I

  • @Kammsammich
    @Kammsammich 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao needed this

  • @chumbucket6989
    @chumbucket6989 4 роки тому

    >claims to be feminist
    >accuses women of just voting for the male candidate they have a crush on

  • @elsiemon
    @elsiemon 4 роки тому +1

    387?

  • @r.lewisblake7793
    @r.lewisblake7793 4 роки тому +1

    Mayo Pete vs Ash. Priceless!
    Instead of Ash spewing “milky android fluid”, Mayo Pete spews mayonnaise? After that he can do a Voight-Comp test with Deckard and finish with a “dance pole” off. Is “dance pole” a thing? I thought it was a stripper pole?!(see latest NH kerfuffle). You guys rock!
    🤪

  • @philippedesruisseaux5621
    @philippedesruisseaux5621 4 роки тому +1

    Is it just me, or does it seem like Matt goes more unrestrained as the show goes on. I'm all for it, btw

  • @alex9046
    @alex9046 4 роки тому

    When is the Peterson impression?

  • @user-xm3gp9zs5v
    @user-xm3gp9zs5v 4 роки тому

    feel the BERNNN

  • @blackedmirror5073
    @blackedmirror5073 4 роки тому

    I’m guessing they are going to make a deep fake of Bernie saying a woman can’t win president. By the way, the way Warren said “anytime” at the end of the debate was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. I imagine her practicing all the while before the debate.

  • @constitutionalpeasant1958
    @constitutionalpeasant1958 4 роки тому

    Whats the end song?

  • @Umprella
    @Umprella 4 роки тому +2

    🚫🐍
    🚫🐀

  • @jet-fury
    @jet-fury 4 роки тому +1

    they comin to sd

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime 4 роки тому

    Can’t wait for that Virginia person to suddenly stop caring about sexism and endorse bloomberg

  • @zagnorch1336
    @zagnorch1336 4 роки тому +4

    Hee heee... Warren weebs.

  • @bendanglin
    @bendanglin 4 роки тому +2

    too bad Bernie didn't Pope-slap Warren's boney hand

  • @drewsollars2239
    @drewsollars2239 4 роки тому +3

    It's just like last time, he's outperforming her in debates and having consistent progressive policies and principles. How dare he? I thought he was a feminist.

    • @nirarbel8865
      @nirarbel8865  4 роки тому +1

      Feminism is when the best man is worse than the worst woman.

  • @FreyaEinde
    @FreyaEinde 4 роки тому

    Honestly the co-opting of the #MeToo movement, which was started by a black woman as a cudgel for white feminism has me sick but it’s not a freaking surprise because...historical context points to that just being inevitable. I’m positive a woman could be president bit the candidates we’ve had have done nothing for me. Assuming you should just win without offering the movement nothing but yourself as a figurehead or consolation prize does nothing. We deserve more than a footnote character.

  • @craigtrautmanjr9393
    @craigtrautmanjr9393 4 роки тому +7

    🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

  • @BBQAndButter
    @BBQAndButter 4 роки тому

    Bernie in a 1988 C-SPAN interview on whether a woman can win the Presidency:
    ua-cam.com/video/uHDsaViTUvo/v-deo.html

  • @olivermarijuanajones5041
    @olivermarijuanajones5041 4 роки тому

    She just revealed her true nature, fucking disappointing, but not all that suprising...

  • @Oceanmachine27
    @Oceanmachine27 2 місяці тому

    Liz Warren was such a ridiculous person

  • @alex9046
    @alex9046 4 роки тому +14

    Peak SNAKE:
    -Hey, remember this thing you said to me in passing two years ago?
    -what?!
    -Yeah you should apologize
    -I didnt say it!
    -I dont wanna talk about it, apologize
    EDIT: SNAKE, respect your input comrades, my bad

    • @declanmcnamara2223
      @declanmcnamara2223 4 роки тому +33

      this isnt about her being a woman, its about her being a liar. big difference

    • @spagussy
      @spagussy 4 роки тому +27

      This is the worst of takes

    • @YavinArba
      @YavinArba 4 роки тому +3

      The day before the final debate......to quote sloppy joe biden: "C'mon man!!!"

    • @rust44
      @rust44 4 роки тому +23

      You’ve never spoken to a woman in your life, nice try

    • @tomstokoe5660
      @tomstokoe5660 4 роки тому +3

      More like peak snake!

  • @JS-lo8hr
    @JS-lo8hr 4 роки тому

    Felix and will need to drop matt. He's only good for his dummy rust belt malapropisms that only happen because his rhetorical reach exceeds his intellectual grasp.

    • @yarweiss
      @yarweiss 4 роки тому +20

      Wow you seem smart

    • @ConsciousnessisRough
      @ConsciousnessisRough 4 роки тому +9

      Terrible post.

    • @alex-qd6of
      @alex-qd6of 4 роки тому +6

      He's the best one, fool.

    • @treeguyfly
      @treeguyfly 4 роки тому +7

      So is this the anti-white racism I’ve been hearing so much about?

    • @JS-lo8hr
      @JS-lo8hr 4 роки тому +1

      @@treeguyflythis isn't. This is a socialist podcast. Defending white-ism in the socialist podcast comments is sloppy.

  • @rodrigogaliana2030
    @rodrigogaliana2030 4 роки тому +20

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

  • @gayassfurry
    @gayassfurry 4 роки тому +12

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

  • @maxworth4687
    @maxworth4687 4 роки тому +9

    🐍🐍🐍

  • @RedAgent2020
    @RedAgent2020 4 роки тому +17

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

  • @Baseballnfj
    @Baseballnfj 4 роки тому +13

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

  • @EmperorKagato
    @EmperorKagato 4 роки тому

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍