i started to cry of laughter when he got sprayed by the white stuff. while wearing a gangster bugs bunny shirt and a chocker that says daddy's toy.... god hes my favorite youtuber
I was in SHOCK when that dumpling broke. At first I thought it was a joke, then I realized that it wasn't and then I got worried about the substance being toxic lol
For the weiner lighter First, you will need some butane (you can find at any smoke shop, some gas stations, or i think even Walmart depending on the store) Then to fill the lighter just locate the little hole (most likely at the bottom of the feet) and press the tip of the nozzle down into the lighter hole for a few seconds and it should be filled. Hopefully this somewhat made sense.
At 17 I got drunk and ordered stuff from Wish. What arrived was 2 c-rings (I’m a girl and was a single virgin), a knock off YSL lipstick that smelled like crayons, trash bags, a random anime necklace (of an anime I still haven’t watched) and cat toys (I don’t have a cat). I still don’t remember ordering it or why I ordered it. Explaining it to my parents was even worse.
I took sleeping meds (Ambien) and apparently went on an eBay shopping spree. I bought a whole lot of pot smoking paraphernalia, pipes, bongs, rolling papers etc. I don't smoke weed, and it's illegal here😂
@Em Em Ambien does that to you. I would sleep eat on Ambien & Xanax, as I have very hard to treat insomnia though no longer take either, & I would wake up having made six peanut butter & jellies or with the stove on… I never even ate most of it honestly. I’d just find it in the kitchen or unfortunately in my bed the next morning.
i love the frame at 3:58 bc it’s pure chaos captured in an image. like cooper is obviously wearing the “lola bunny getting spanked shirt” but then there’s just his dog looking like he wants to munch on his fingers. not to mention the orange finger condoms. all in all, 10/10frame
I lost my MIND when that dumpling exploded 😂😂 also please keep us updated on the necklaces! Tiger's Eye is my favorite stone and I've been wanting to incorporate it more in my accessories, so I'm beyond excited
I just watched a terribly sad documentary and KNEW EXACTLY where to go to feel better afterward. thank you for your beautiful, golden retriever energy and your gorgeous hair.
okay 1) you need a can of butane to fill the lighter. the little hole in the bottom will line up with the straw shaped top of the butane can. 2) the little finger condoms are for covering your fingers if you have a bandaid on a cut. we used them in food service to make sure we didn’t contaminate food with blood from any cuts or burns on our fingers (which we got often). it keeps the bandaid from coming off cause you constantly change gloves in food service and itll rip the bandaid off
Cooper: “I’m gonna take this out of the wrapper so you guys can’t see where I live” Also Cooper: *tells the entire internet his full legal name when yelling at himself as his mom*
cooper i am officially confessing my love to you. you are insanely funny and i scream when u post. thanks for being a silly little guy and being incredibly babygirl 🤞
My guess with the wiener flame thrower is theres probably a hole in one of the feet. You'll fill it up with butane which you can get a can of at Walmart in the camping section or a smoke shop. Itll have a straw like tip that you'll insert into the hole and considering the size you'll probably just press the flame thrower down on the can for a second until its overflowing. But it'll just evaporate so fear not.
@@stephanierobinson606 my pleasure 😆 I was surprised no one had. Finally my stoner past had a purpose, that is, if he even reads it and puts his wiener flame thrower to good use.
Honestly I haven’t laughed this hard in over 2 years since I’ve started watching your channel. I regret many things, but not laughing at cooper buying shitty things while drunk
7:55 I've watched this like 10x but I'm not horny I swear 💀 I'm just cry laughing at your face and the "thisisallyou'regonnagetthisisallyou'regonnagetthisisallyou'regonnaget-" 😂😂😂
As a band kid myself, I believe the instrument thing at 10:36 is supposed to play like a trumpet (buzzing your lips against it) but its probably not gonna work due to the cheap factor
All this can be explained by the fact that when you were drunk you know you could not breathe you were laughing so hard and just had to buy it. Love your videos and everything!
Okay, I just watched this video and I have to say, it's the most hilarious online shopping adventure I've ever witnessed! 😂🛒 I can't believe the crazy stuff you managed to find on Aliexpress while being drunk! The sheer audacity to order a unicorn onesie, a singing fish, and a life-sized cardboard cutout of a celebrity is absolutely priceless. 🦄🎣🌟 It's a good thing you have a sense of humor because those purchases are definitely going to make for some unforgettable memories! 🤣 Thanks for sharing your wild escapades, and here's a virtual cheers to drunken online shopping adventures! 🍻🛍
I just want to say thank you Cooper. I’ve been struggling so much with my mental health, and I’m currently having a full crying session just because you said I was also a part of weirdo nation. I know it’s sounds stupid but just me knowing I have a safe space is such a big thing for me. Thank you Cooper, and the rest of the community. :)
12:53 Cooper, I would be concerned and ask what on earth happened to your hand, but with all the stuff you've done (ie. The black eye, getting a lightbulb stuck in your gob, this video in general) I can't say I'm surprised.
I own a couple of those dumpling Squishies, and they are the most durable ones I've found of the foam cream kind so DAMN. XD But also if anyone's interested, those buns seriously feel like soft bread, they are incredible.
Cooper i fucking cried when the dumpling exploded everywhere. I was hysterical before but that just pushed me over the edge. Thank you for this delightful and chaotic video
i got one of those dumpling squishies off of amazon, and it broke almost instantly as well. wasn't even being that rough with it. they must be really fragile.
I would like to greet you yet again. I'm excited to see your antics in your newest upload. It's quite funny so far. I hope this message finds you well, deepest sympathies for your drunk shenanigans. - Ronald
2:15 The things for fingers unlocked some childhood memories. We used to cut the bottleneck and put one of these on it, then load it with dry rowan berries or small rocks, then pull and release to shoot
I got one of those chokers from claire's like an eternity ago and just wanted to let you know you can slide the letters off and turn the word into whatever you want to make it less weird, or knowing your internet persona, weirder
I subscribed to Cooper and now I'm hot!?! Help(??!)
Cooper has that affect on all of us for sure 😭
dw we can still fix this
start listening to Kanye's music, stat
so true, does it hurt for y’all too?
if you watch him you have clear skin(not clickbait) (some side effects are babygirl)
If you watch him you have good hair (real) (not fake) (instant) (but you also feel constant urge to wear shorts way too short and be daddies toy)
Most people would regret filming themselves covered in white substance while wearing a choker that says "Daddy's Toy," but not Cooper.
No I think he does regret it he just ignores his regret
I’ve never regretted it
When you put it like that-
this video is deadass why I don't wanna drink alcohol lmfao
@@sum1inalotoffandoms this video is why i want to drink alcohol
Cooper getting sprayed in the face by white stuff while wearing a choker that says daddy's toy was not what I expected to see today ...😮
Serendipity lmaooo
as well as just looking at the choker out of context with the white stuff 😭
i was reading comments before watching the video, now as the intro is playing i'm kinda regretting this already💀
I didn't even noticed that the collar was still on 😭😭
I just sarted the video and im already losing it😭 i need that lighter
i started to cry of laughter when he got sprayed by the white stuff. while wearing a gangster bugs bunny shirt and a chocker that says daddy's toy.... god hes my favorite youtuber
Honestly it was so funny, i rarely laugh at youtube vids, but that caught me so off guard omg
@@hootyhoothoot7 hooty pfp w
I was in SHOCK when that dumpling broke. At first I thought it was a joke, then I realized that it wasn't and then I got worried about the substance being toxic lol
The masculine urge to continue to rewind and rewatch him running around in underwear just cuz cooper told me not too.
LMFAO SAME I’m not even weird like that but the fact he said not to triggered some primal urge to cause mischief
The feminine urge to continue to rewind and rewatch him running around in underwear just because I really want to
The primal urge to continue to rewind and rewatch him running around in underwear just because
I did it im ngl
You know I did. And I'm a certified lesbian.
I hysterically laughed when the dumpling broke
same i have tears in my eyes
Me too as I'm writing this comment I'm still ever so slightly giggling cause that shit was so funny
ME TOO
now we know the face he'd make if... Before I finish that sentence, how bad is the food in horny jail?
I started choking 😭
“definitely dont remember these, theyre not my style” 13:27 implying that everything else in the video was his style
12:06 is giving excited mother picking the next present to be opened on Christmas morning
We love drunk Cooper’s choices
Sober Cooper’s choices are also questionable…
@@Ember-noir Very true
And yet he still makes better purchases than i do sober 😂😭
@@I_Wonder27yes, the daddys toy choker was a wonderful purchase! 😊
Some people get drunk and punch people, but not Cooper. Cooper buys weird shit and then proudly shows thousands of people what he got lol
"I'm baby girl and I'm having a good time" that is my favorite quote from you so far lmao
cooper is a baby girl just baby girling through life
@@chemicaiiyimbalanced agreed he is THE baby girl
For the weiner lighter
First, you will need some butane (you can find at any smoke shop, some gas stations, or i think even Walmart depending on the store)
Then to fill the lighter just locate the little hole (most likely at the bottom of the feet) and press the tip of the nozzle down into the lighter hole for a few seconds and it should be filled.
Hopefully this somewhat made sense.
godsend 🙏
13:02 “i NeEdEd ThE mIlK mOm, I nEeDeD sOmE eNeRgY-“
STOPPPP 💀
JAILLL😭
Tears are STREAMING down my face because of the dumpling holy fucking shit I’ve been unable to breathe for 5 minutes
DUDE SAME!!!! I've been crying laughing and rewatching it
I'm SHOCKED nobody is talking about this in the comments 😂😂😂
i think it gave me trauma
HELP THE SOUND IT MAKES ESP AT 2X AND 0.25X SPEED
IM SO STONED AND I STARTED CRYING. IT WAS SO PERFECTLY TIMED
My favorite thing is knowing that drunk cooper decided that he needed all of the "daddy's" merchandise in yellow
It’s 130am and I damn near peed the bed laughing 12:25
I can't the little spin "this is all your gonna get. This is all your gonna get"
"i made a, what i would refer to as a big mistake" is how my parents introduce me to people
THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT AT THE SAME TIME. WE LOVE U AND UR THE FURTHEST THING FROM A MISTAKE BABIE
@@weirdalgoth LMAO TY UR SO SWEET
As a bisexual woman, I greatly appreciate your commitment to your aesthetic 😤
That’s the most bottom clothes ever
@@therealspeedwagon1451 even better
@Trent Domineck I hope to god he is
I love how he’s attractive to straight cis women and queer people alike, it’s like he’s universally attractive.
As a bisexual man, I too adore the commitment to his aesthetic.
THE SHOES MATCH THE COLLAR. DRUNK COOPER KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING
I love how drunk Cooper is like a whole other entity
At 17 I got drunk and ordered stuff from Wish. What arrived was 2 c-rings (I’m a girl and was a single virgin), a knock off YSL lipstick that smelled like crayons, trash bags, a random anime necklace (of an anime I still haven’t watched) and cat toys (I don’t have a cat).
I still don’t remember ordering it or why I ordered it. Explaining it to my parents was even worse.
I took sleeping meds (Ambien) and apparently went on an eBay shopping spree. I bought a whole lot of pot smoking paraphernalia, pipes, bongs, rolling papers etc.
I don't smoke weed, and it's illegal here😂
@@EmEm78 I feel you! Like how does it happen
@Em Em
Ambien does that to you. I would sleep eat on Ambien & Xanax, as I have very hard to treat insomnia though no longer take either, & I would wake up having made six peanut butter & jellies or with the stove on… I never even ate most of it honestly. I’d just find it in the kitchen or unfortunately in my bed the next morning.
I know the second i next get drunk, I'm going to buy that one shirt I've been eyeing for a while
what was the anime? lol
Cooper buying random stuff is my only reason to live
Dramatic much
@@aa4488Joke much
Frrr dude
His underwhelmed reaction to the dumpling cream made it look like he rehearsed that mess clip. 😭
i love the frame at 3:58 bc it’s pure chaos captured in an image. like cooper is obviously wearing the “lola bunny getting spanked shirt” but then there’s just his dog looking like he wants to munch on his fingers. not to mention the orange finger condoms.
all in all, 10/10frame
i laughed so hard when the dumpling thing exploded
😭
the look of sheer disbelief on coopers face when the dumpling exploded says it all
the things this man goes through for our entertainment
a modern american martyr 😔🙏🇺🇸
I lost my MIND when that dumpling exploded 😂😂 also please keep us updated on the necklaces! Tiger's Eye is my favorite stone and I've been wanting to incorporate it more in my accessories, so I'm beyond excited
I just watched a terribly sad documentary and KNEW EXACTLY where to go to feel better afterward. thank you for your beautiful, golden retriever energy and your gorgeous hair.
What documentary?
“This is all you’re gonna get, this is all you’re gonna get!!” as if he hasn’t shown his WHOLE ASS on instagram already 😭
😭😭
LINK!! I NEED THE LINK😭😭 PLEASE I AM BEGGING😔😔
12:09 i dont think i’ve ever laughed that hard. Cooper really went from 😊😝🤪 to 🤨😟😨😰🤭
I’m laughing at half past 12 am at this, i hope my parents don’t notice XD
5:33 THIS IS GENUINELY THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
okay 1) you need a can of butane to fill the lighter. the little hole in the bottom will line up with the straw shaped top of the butane can. 2) the little finger condoms are for covering your fingers if you have a bandaid on a cut. we used them in food service to make sure we didn’t contaminate food with blood from any cuts or burns on our fingers (which we got often). it keeps the bandaid from coming off cause you constantly change gloves in food service and itll rip the bandaid off
The chaotic nature of drunk coopers decisions is my favourite thing ever
11:55 the immediate karma 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I absolutely love the chaotic nature of this video 😂 and the editing is on point
Cooper: “I’m gonna take this out of the wrapper so you guys can’t see where I live”
Also Cooper: *tells the entire internet his full legal name when yelling at himself as his mom*
i had that same thought 😂😭
cooper i am officially confessing my love to you. you are insanely funny and i scream when u post. thanks for being a silly little guy and being incredibly babygirl 🤞
Oi back off 😡😡😡 /j
Damn😨
Get In line haha
stole the words out of my mouth 😭🤚
If y'all take cooper can I have Gus?
3:23 HE PUNCHED MY POOP LMAO 🤣 😂
I'm in tears, that entire dumpling scene, from start to finish, was perfectly perfect.
My guess with the wiener flame thrower is theres probably a hole in one of the feet. You'll fill it up with butane which you can get a can of at Walmart in the camping section or a smoke shop. Itll have a straw like tip that you'll insert into the hole and considering the size you'll probably just press the flame thrower down on the can for a second until its overflowing. But it'll just evaporate so fear not.
thank you, i was looking for someone to answer it
@@stephanierobinson606 my pleasure 😆 I was surprised no one had. Finally my stoner past had a purpose, that is, if he even reads it and puts his wiener flame thrower to good use.
There is a hole in one of the feet, you can see it for just a moment when he's going to put it away, I believe
@@MariaTex3 way too chaotic of movements for my epileptic ass to notice but I hope so!
"tip" and "hole"??? 🤨
timestamp for cooper being daddy's toy: 12:14
When I tell you I breathed out of my nose so hard
Honestly I haven’t laughed this hard in over 2 years since I’ve started watching your channel.
I regret many things, but not laughing at cooper buying shitty things while drunk
cooper is the only person who can look beautiful while wearing a “daddy’s toy” collar
Gus is the sweetest boy
Edit: he’s a lil poop puncher
THE FOAM PART MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE 5 MINS STRAIGHT 😭😭
I don’t think you understand how many times I rewatched the squishy exploding on your face and how every time I would cry because I laughed so much
"Uh oh. It's the Grimm Reaper, and he's cute" HAD ME BALLING
Cooper is so cute and funny but absolutely fucking batshit insane 😭
I felt like I'm watching Deadpool doing an unboxing of the most random stuff
FOR REAL
Well, he does do an awesome Ryan Reynolds impression.
alternate title: cooper slowly going more clinically insane each second for 14 minutes
You didnt just wear the collar, you felt what it was like to be Daddy's Toy
Hard to get that stuff outta hair
Cooper this is why we love you. You are the world’s precious baby-boy sculpted by the gods themselves, made to be babygirl and a lil goofy
7:49 i screamed gyatt oh my lord
7:55 I've watched this like 10x but I'm not horny I swear 💀
I'm just cry laughing at your face and the "thisisallyou'regonnagetthisisallyou'regonnagetthisisallyou'regonnaget-" 😂😂😂
this video and “i needed the milk mom” from lily manor will forever be the most iconic parts of your chanel
me at 12:17 pausing the video and laughing my ass off for 20 minutes and then coming back still giggling
As a band kid myself, I believe the instrument thing at 10:36 is supposed to play like a trumpet (buzzing your lips against it) but its probably not gonna work due to the cheap factor
“Ordered a $#*% ton… sorry about cussing.
I ordered a f ton”
I ruined my eyeliner listening to him😂
i love how cooper is getting the adhd experience of trying to backtrack your thought process behind your actions
We need to protect this man at all costs.
All this can be explained by the fact that when you were drunk you know you could not breathe you were laughing so hard and just had to buy it. Love your videos and everything!
0:01 that jacket 😭 the kid who used to bully me in elementary school wore that every day
OMG.. I had that jacket and would run around and scream at people scaring them-
SAME EXEPT MY BULLYS WAS A CREEPER
watching cooper is like watching a 7 year old who got into his moms alcohol
11:49 i will indeed be showing this to my future children
Okay, I just watched this video and I have to say, it's the most hilarious online shopping adventure I've ever witnessed! 😂🛒 I can't believe the crazy stuff you managed to find on Aliexpress while being drunk! The sheer audacity to order a unicorn onesie, a singing fish, and a life-sized cardboard cutout of a celebrity is absolutely priceless. 🦄🎣🌟 It's a good thing you have a sense of humor because those purchases are definitely going to make for some unforgettable memories! 🤣 Thanks for sharing your wild escapades, and here's a virtual cheers to drunken online shopping adventures! 🍻🛍
you type like a facebook mom
Did an AI write this?
Ai??? yo chat gpt?
@@Lilith-ss5dq LMFAO
12:01 Understandable Mr Coopa have a great day
I just want to say thank you Cooper. I’ve been struggling so much with my mental health, and I’m currently having a full crying session just because you said I was also a part of weirdo nation. I know it’s sounds stupid but just me knowing I have a safe space is such a big thing for me. Thank you Cooper, and the rest of the community. :)
Hang in there 💕💕 I hope your day is going well!!
In the famous words of Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation- “you think a depressed person could make this- no!”
12:53 Cooper, I would be concerned and ask what on earth happened to your hand, but with all the stuff you've done (ie. The black eye, getting a lightbulb stuck in your gob, this video in general) I can't say I'm surprised.
its either from the boxing, or him fighting his demons in his sleep
@@creature3631 probably the latter
10:41 im pretty sure you would buzz i to it like you would a brass instrument, the mouth piece looks pretty simular to a trumpet mouth piece
Drunk cooper fr said “How bad can i be?”
cooper's asking us how to fill his dong lighter as if one of us bought it 😭
No but why was the dumpling thing so funny? I actually cried lmfao
I own a couple of those dumpling Squishies, and they are the most durable ones I've found of the foam cream kind so DAMN. XD But also if anyone's interested, those buns seriously feel like soft bread, they are incredible.
Cooper i fucking cried when the dumpling exploded everywhere. I was hysterical before but that just pushed me over the edge. Thank you for this delightful and chaotic video
"that's the ancient greeks ain't it???" - Cooper after referencing Italian things
I like how he curses, apologizes for cursing, then proceeds to use the f-word
you can see the exact moment when coopers face goes from excited to shocked and horrified when the dumpling exploded
Me drinking while watching drunk Cooper making bad choices💁🏻
Dream blunt Rotation would be like just me and Cooper
i got one of those dumpling squishies off of amazon, and it broke almost instantly as well. wasn't even being that rough with it. they must be really fragile.
I like that drunk you still knows how to color coordinate your outfits. Your necklace and your shoes match.
you made my day when that dumpling came on you, really didnt expect that either lol
F school work I’ma watch this man make poor life decisions 💪💪💪
W decision
10:50 this cut had me giggling for a solid minute
12:21 this is the perfect time to screen shot. That shirt, that collar, the white stuff on ur face. I’m crying
The level of chaos in this video is top notch 😂
I would like to greet you yet again.
I'm excited to see your antics in your newest upload.
It's quite funny so far.
I hope this message finds you well,
deepest sympathies for your drunk shenanigans.
- Ronald
Thank you Ronald!
bro i love cooper's questionable drunk choices like they are so funny 😭😭
4:27 i saw a guy at a music festival wearing that exact shirt 😭
THE DUMPLING PART HAS ME DYING 💀😭 i love u cooper
2:15 The things for fingers unlocked some childhood memories. We used to cut the bottleneck and put one of these on it, then load it with dry rowan berries or small rocks, then pull and release to shoot
I completely lost it when the dumpling squirted on Cooper's face
Daddy’s toy had a little too much fun with the dumpling 😏
I got one of those chokers from claire's like an eternity ago and just wanted to let you know you can slide the letters off and turn the word into whatever you want to make it less weird, or knowing your internet persona, weirder
Thank you so much for making so many fun videos for us to watch! They always make me laugh!
The death of slothy scared the shit out of me
"and elephants never forget... *dark voice* just like slothy" now that is my new life motto
0:50 he is such a character 💖💘💖💘💞💕💞💓💞💖💘💞💖💞💘💘💗💗💗