Monologue: Welcome to My World | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @vetiwearerdaimyo1592
    @vetiwearerdaimyo1592 4 роки тому +305

    Due to travel restrictions, the USA had to organize a coup at home this year.

    • @chrisslackrussell4434
      @chrisslackrussell4434 4 роки тому +12

      Didn't go down so well with the presumably American audience (but I liked it) 🤣

    • @lydiahowell6306
      @lydiahowell6306 4 роки тому +6

      Brilliant. Sadly true.

    • @nrgltwrkr2225
      @nrgltwrkr2225 4 роки тому +3

      Loved it! Sad, but true!

    • @sepetuko
      @sepetuko 4 роки тому +2

      Looking out the window, wondering when will the children go out n play.... i wanna see all people come out n say- Freedom at last !

    • @deejaymongiman8392
      @deejaymongiman8392 4 роки тому +2

      @@sepetuko....instead of the CIA it was Ya'll Kaeda. Good call!

  • @straytenwhitenormell7759
    @straytenwhitenormell7759 4 роки тому +561

    Couldn't wait to hear your thoughts on everything going on in our country.
    Missed you!

    • @jirenthegray
      @jirenthegray 4 роки тому +11

      Agreed!

    • @judgeashley2347
      @judgeashley2347 4 роки тому +6

      I thought the algorithm deleted him from my feed. Glad he's back too.

    • @johno7617
      @johno7617 4 роки тому +9

      Republican traitors

    • @qualitaet01
      @qualitaet01 4 роки тому +8

      Also been waiting for the biggest I TOLD YOU SO ever ; )

    • @maxboutelle1649
      @maxboutelle1649 4 роки тому +3

      Yes! I was counting the days.

  • @ejaganjac7085
    @ejaganjac7085 4 роки тому +138

    welcome back, Bill. We missed you!

  • @ak11230
    @ak11230 4 роки тому +299

    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
    ― George Carlin

    • @williamjackson6705
      @williamjackson6705 4 роки тому +1

      Yep ! Black people found that out a few centuries ago.

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon 4 роки тому +1

      @@williamjackson6705 There is a difference between stupidity and sytemically under-educated people. And many of the people from the past were actually quite well educated...either as a result of generational education, libraries, some schools, and self education.
      I'm not really sure what your point was...but it sounds either hatefully ignorant or willfully ignorant. And both of those possibilities kinda suck.

    • @hindioliver7368
      @hindioliver7368 4 роки тому

      @@py_a_thon "Yea the wealthy, and some of them were dumb as rocks, people were very ignorant back then even historians, scholars ect.. just like a lot of them today, don't believe in Science, equal rights and so on!

    • @py_a_thon
      @py_a_thon 4 роки тому

      @@hindioliver7368 I'm still not sure what your original point was, but the lack of access to quality education has been a problem for every permutation of every possible group you can imagine.
      My hope is that people will begin to use the internet less for the reasons we currently dislike it...and it can finally become what it really is yet many do not realize quite yet: the new era's Library of Alexandria. Except unlike that historical library and all of the knowledge that was lost in it's destruction? The internet cannot be easily burned down.
      We definitely are not utilizing the world's library to its full potential though. And that is tragic.

    • @michaelkenna2024
      @michaelkenna2024 4 роки тому

      👍

  • @donl1846
    @donl1846 4 роки тому +117

    "When you are born in this world you are born into a freak show, but when you are born in the United States you get a front row seat." George Carlin

  • @ZachTheRantingGuy
    @ZachTheRantingGuy 4 роки тому +113

    Oh Bill, you're such a breath of fresh air, especially during hard times like this! Keep up the good work! :)

  • @dannahinojosa1934
    @dannahinojosa1934 4 роки тому +1684

    It's good to have you back, Bill. You can have your " I told you so." moment now.

    • @meatz666
      @meatz666 4 роки тому +111

      Totally. He warned Trump would try a coup 4 years ago. I saw

    • @AussieGirl3789
      @AussieGirl3789 4 роки тому +35

      Have to think it's pretty bitter sweet.

    • @keithknetge6908
      @keithknetge6908 4 роки тому +9

      There is proof it was a mix of blm and trump supporters who stormed the capital. It was not a coup attempt. All this did was disrupt the disputes and give the left an excuse to ban thousands of people on social media and silence any opposition to their view points.

    • @EazyE11
      @EazyE11 4 роки тому +59

      @@keithknetge6908 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @meatz666
      @meatz666 4 роки тому +42

      @@keithknetge6908 Narratives. They end when people start dying.

  • @Armando_Brown32
    @Armando_Brown32 4 роки тому +499

    Lindsey Graham: “Get out of here, this is my spot!” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @christopherscott6854
      @christopherscott6854 4 роки тому +8

      DAMMIT, you were first!

    • @Lupinthe3rd.
      @Lupinthe3rd. 4 роки тому +6

      I thought he was more the cub scout jamboree fun type if you know what I mean.

    • @paitoonkhemapanon9692
      @paitoonkhemapanon9692 4 роки тому +5

      Good one ☝️

    • @mml1426
      @mml1426 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 роки тому +12

      Also Miss Lindsey Graham , in the Senate chamber....."I"m out" - finally admitting she is gay.
      You go girl!!

  • @jahosaphat
    @jahosaphat 4 роки тому +1077

    “He’s been asked to leave twice, three if you count the election.” Lol 😂

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 4 роки тому +30

      Four, then.

    • @strawbrryfld1
      @strawbrryfld1 4 роки тому +9

      “You need two doses and still no guarantee ! 😜😂🤣”

    • @jennifervictore5471
      @jennifervictore5471 4 роки тому +2

      Soldier calls out Biden right to his face
      "you're disqualified"!
      ua-cam.com/video/6L-5_N_nrhU/v-deo.html

    • @PeteUnsigned
      @PeteUnsigned 4 роки тому +18

      @@jennifervictore5471Sad that guy lost his allies, a tragic and very real occupational hazard when you're a soldier and worth considering before electing to serve - I'm sure Joe was both proud and terrified while his own son was serving along side these men in that very war. After all, he's buried a wife and son already, I'm sure Joe's very aware of how precious and fleeting life is.... Did you hear what Trump said about that soldiers "dead freinds"?!
      Edit:"losers" and "suckers"!!

    • @PillCozbee
      @PillCozbee 4 роки тому +2

      Both impeachments and the election were fraudulent: Progressives rigged voting machines to swap blocks of votes, seen in real time on TV! Never been refuted by progressives. Impeachment 1 was a Biden staffer who had NO personal knowledge of crimes of the president. Impeachment 2 is to stop Trump from declassifying progressive Russia hoax.

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 4 роки тому +78

    Bill, *never book Kelly Anne Conway again,* you are helping rehabilitate her…
    Let her be a media pariah, don't help her get work, and she did _walk all over you,_ She will never concede a single point, insteadv she just goes with a pre formulated series of taking points - just interview a recorded tape of her talking.

    • @PillCozbee
      @PillCozbee 4 роки тому +1

      Progressives fear dialogue. Censorship is better. Only One Idea is allowed now, progressivism. (Can no longer hashtag "1984" on Twitter, have you noticed?)

    • @aprilturk1559
      @aprilturk1559 4 роки тому +7

      yes, please next time interview her daughter who is a lot wiser: a survivor from horrible parental abuse

    • @randscott4676
      @randscott4676 4 роки тому +8

      @@PillCozbee Dialogue that is patently false is not dialogue, just listening to her you'd think Trump was a misunderstood prince - just lipstick on a pig. Real dialogue begins with honesty. The GOP is no longer the party of conservative ideals, just hate and fear mongering out of fear that people of color are growing in number. Don't defend the implausible. Yours words are good in practice, just short on defending a true opinion of sincere value.

    • @hotterone1127
      @hotterone1127 4 роки тому +5

      Don't worry. Kelly Ann and all those Trump lickspittles who knew that we had a raving incompetent infantile narcissistic dangerous Liar in the Oval Office, yet kept their mouths shut and did not call him out, will FOREVER be covered in the "Trump stink" and their future career opportunities at least in the next decade or so, will be very limited. And EVERYONE knows exactly WHAT Kelly Ann is along with her "Alternative facts".

    • @esthervolkan6946
      @esthervolkan6946 4 роки тому +1

      @@randscott4676 Why give the Trumpists a platform where they whitewash every illegal thing Trump does. Sad part is that there are apparently quite a few weak minded people who believe the whitewash lies.

  • @laurakuhn8743
    @laurakuhn8743 4 роки тому +264

    The Police Officer who led the rioters on a chase up the stairs, was a Hero who was drawing them away from where Congress members were still being evacuated. He in effect LED them on a wild goose chase and I think he realized by being a black man who had authority and weapons that he would make a perfect Target for a game of lead people on a wild goose chase and that he knew it was potentially fatal to him.

    • @bcbp14
      @bcbp14 4 роки тому +3

      That's cute

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 роки тому +33

      I saw his interview, what a hero. ♥️

    • @NyeGuy-yv2dv
      @NyeGuy-yv2dv 4 роки тому +47

      Eugene Goodman is his name. Everybody herald that name because he is a hero.

    • @TheJohnnyCalifornia
      @TheJohnnyCalifornia 4 роки тому +11

      @@NyeGuy-yv2dv Almost perfect surname, right? Exactly. Honestly, it may be racial prejudice that I should work through, but I've always felt much more comfortable with police officers who were African American whenever I was pulled over.

    • @santiagovaldes4149
      @santiagovaldes4149 4 роки тому +5

      White racist mob fallowing a black security guard ....... C'mon

  • @randomstuff9322
    @randomstuff9322 4 роки тому +29

    It's so good to see you back Bill.

  • @sassafrasinspired2029
    @sassafrasinspired2029 4 роки тому +273

    "... and Ivanka just wants to be friends." Hilarious! Missed you, Bill.

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 4 роки тому +11

      Heard about princess's delusions of grandeur, running for high office, FL or federal? She was hoping to trade on family name, like "W" did. Max chutzpa, cupcake!

    • @JGGarcia-kh8uq
      @JGGarcia-kh8uq 4 роки тому +2

      That will really hurt him..mmmm..

    • @hotterone1127
      @hotterone1127 4 роки тому +4

      Ivanka and all the trump family with the exception of Barron will be forever tainted by the "Trump stink".

    • @Stephen-Montefinese
      @Stephen-Montefinese 4 роки тому +1

      @@hotterone1127 good point. Melania worked very hard to keep him hidden because she knows how bad things are and how bad they will be.

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 4 роки тому +2

      @@hotterone1127 Would that be like the "mark of Cain"? Isn't schadenfreude fun? Payback to our "beloved" pendejo poser.

  • @lovegardening4652
    @lovegardening4652 4 роки тому +2

    Really Missed You! Glad you’re back

  • @melodychest9020
    @melodychest9020 4 роки тому +189

    New hollywood movies titles coming: "Trial by Combat", "Impeachment Never Dies", "You Only Impeach Twice", "Pensopussy", "Impeach Another Day", "The Man with the Golden Impeachments".

    • @powerdriller4124
      @powerdriller4124 4 роки тому +9

      In 2030 the movies related to this madness will have short names : TRUMP, (I,II,III) , RUDY, THE RIOT, FREAK.

    • @russellesimonetta3835
      @russellesimonetta3835 4 роки тому +9

      Pensopussy Galore!

    • @altrusianwolfdog2564
      @altrusianwolfdog2564 4 роки тому +4

      The Reckoning, Death by Democracy, Constitutional Commies....

    • @maxgonzalez214
      @maxgonzalez214 4 роки тому +15

      "Married to the Mob: The Melania Trump Story" :)

    • @Tony11442
      @Tony11442 4 роки тому +11

      "Papa Don't Impeach"

  • @luisvega3505
    @luisvega3505 4 роки тому +420

    BIL!!! WHERE THE HELL YOU HAVE BEEN?!!! THE WORLD HAS GONE TO SHIT AND I NEEDED YOUR COMMENTARIES ON IT!!

    • @ethanyoder2680
      @ethanyoder2680 4 роки тому +14

      When the world needed him most...

    • @deplant5998
      @deplant5998 4 роки тому +6

      I love Bill but for god’s sake- THINK FOR YOURSELF.

    • @unintelligibleanti-chud158
      @unintelligibleanti-chud158 4 роки тому +8

      jesus - settle down.

    • @GLORYNEVADASMITH
      @GLORYNEVADASMITH 4 роки тому +1

      Accentuate the positive ! ... When The Chinese Foreclose your House !
      When The Chinese foreclose the house your in , Hurrah , Hurrah.
      The Politicians that's in will smile and grin Hurrah , Hurrah
      The Ruling Class will shout as they sell you out , The Police will sing that they support Beijing
      And There will be no doubts , When The Chinese foreclose your house !

    • @tanyawade5197
      @tanyawade5197 4 роки тому +1

      Gary S. Seth Wow, that’s a scary song😱

  • @tammykumdumpster407
    @tammykumdumpster407 4 роки тому +215

    Javanka is moving to Florida so they can be closer the Cayman Islands where they stashed all their emoluments.

    • @m.k.c.5212
      @m.k.c.5212 4 роки тому +5

      Folks where they planned to live have started a petition to keep them out of the neighborhood.

    • @tammykumdumpster407
      @tammykumdumpster407 4 роки тому +2

      @@m.k.c.5212 I think they're keeping them out of the country club (the only club on the island) which means they'll have to leave the island to socialize or golf etc., LOL!

    • @myyoutubeacct4880
      @myyoutubeacct4880 4 роки тому +2

      Late at night on January 21st, a high speed cigar boat pulls up to the docks at Mar A Largo. All the lights go off as the power is cut to Mar A Largo and in the darkness a forklift moves a large orange, quivering box to the boat and a crane places it on board. The boat has been modified to deal with the excessive weight in the box and it is lashed to a special section of the rear deck. After that the engines of the racing boat roar to life and it rapidly moves out into the Atlantic in the darkness. When asked about Trump's whereabouts the next day by the FBI all staff members say they never knew the man and could not pick him out in a crowd. Trump and his family are never seen again.

    • @tammykumdumpster407
      @tammykumdumpster407 4 роки тому +2

      @@myyoutubeacct4880 Is that the opening paragraph to your novel?

    • @KaliforniaToni
      @KaliforniaToni 4 роки тому +1

      Slumlord kushner

  • @icuranis4597
    @icuranis4597 4 роки тому +34

    That mushroom joke was gold! I almost forgot about that. When a porn star says you have a tiny winkie, we believe she has it on good authority.

  • @TheDizzleHawke
    @TheDizzleHawke 4 роки тому +39

    I didn’t realize how much I missed Bill. I literally breathed a sigh of relief.

  • @christopherclayton7688
    @christopherclayton7688 4 роки тому +1

    Welcome back, missed you Bill!!

  • @SmoothKenny
    @SmoothKenny 4 роки тому +235

    He was right about the coup.

    • @bulldawgmoore6584
      @bulldawgmoore6584 4 роки тому +4

      What coup?? You mean your boys BLM and Antifa?

    • @SmoothKenny
      @SmoothKenny 4 роки тому +25

      @@bulldawgmoore6584 say bro, move along.

    • @keithknetge6908
      @keithknetge6908 4 роки тому +2

      @@SmoothKenny well he's right lol blm has been rioting for a year 30 dead trying to burn down cities

    • @SmoothKenny
      @SmoothKenny 4 роки тому +23

      Guys. Black people are demanding not be killed by law enforcement. White supremacists are mad because black people voted and American Imperialism told them to take their L and go home. All I know is, dont bother me and I won't send you home to your ancestors.

    • @mareekeay8670
      @mareekeay8670 4 роки тому +18

      @@SmoothKenny ignore the ignorant traitors! Your 100% right. A huge difference between BLM protesting for equality with the law and those attempting a coup.
      I remember when being a Patriot was choosing Country over Party or President. Not overturning an election to seat a dictator..., 🙄🍿💙

  • @kensigurdson3757
    @kensigurdson3757 4 роки тому +33

    Quit taking such long vacations, missed seeing your show every week. Welcome Back!!

  • @RickJW-OSM
    @RickJW-OSM 4 роки тому +305

    Nostradamus ain't got nothin' on Bill!

    • @ceezb5629
      @ceezb5629 4 роки тому +5

      lol

    • @kanetv8362
      @kanetv8362 4 роки тому +3

      None

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 4 роки тому +8

      unless you were in a coma for the last 5 years this wasn't a surprise .

    • @jamesbutler8821
      @jamesbutler8821 4 роки тому +7

      To be fair, anyone that knew Trump predicted this. I knew all about him from my time in NYC in the 90s. If anything I am surprised the country is not more screwed up. He is a lot lazier than he used to be.

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm 4 роки тому +2

      i thought he would start the show with:
      "i told you so"

  • @heckzotica
    @heckzotica 4 роки тому +1

    Glad you are back Bill! We needed you!

  • @KanikaPandey
    @KanikaPandey 4 роки тому +3

    It’s great to have you back Bill!!

  • @tshehlanamonyebodi2161
    @tshehlanamonyebodi2161 4 роки тому +19

    Finally!!! He's back🤗

  • @eyewaszero
    @eyewaszero 4 роки тому +237

    You know what else happened during your break?
    GEORGIA TURNED BLUE AND THE DEMS TOOK THE SENATE.

    • @ggrthemostgodless8713
      @ggrthemostgodless8713 4 роки тому +8

      Barely... but yes.

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому +4

      Being 50/50 with the VP as tiebreaker isn't the same as having "taken the Senate"
      This partisan language illustrates the problems in US politics. Everything is a 45/45 split with 10% wavering depending on the national mood.

    • @manuelalcantar1961
      @manuelalcantar1961 4 роки тому +5

      We took the senate!!

    • @Mugdorna
      @Mugdorna 4 роки тому

      @@manuelalcantar1961 This illustrates my point exactly. This type of triumphalist language has lead to this harsh divide in US politics

    • @juliusrobinson7363
      @juliusrobinson7363 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mugdorna this attitude you are describing do not just start!

  • @cassiemontgomery45
    @cassiemontgomery45 4 роки тому +13

    Bill Maher! So glad you're on!

  • @ST-rm3bz
    @ST-rm3bz 4 роки тому +2

    I am so happy he is back. Bill Maher reassures me that my anxieties are not made up.

    • @michaelhoward1583
      @michaelhoward1583 3 роки тому +1

      It's perfectly normal to be anxious these times. The times are not right these days.

  • @RKB74
    @RKB74 4 роки тому +26

    "Three if you count the election" No, you mean FOUR, if you count the electionS. We told him to get lost the first election, too.

  • @digitalbookworm5678
    @digitalbookworm5678 4 роки тому +96

    That policeman who led the mob up the stairs and away from vulnerable Legislators may receive The Congressional Gold Medal for Heroism (or something like that). 😀 Whatever the award is, it's got to be worth a hell of a lot more than The Presidential Medal of Freedom, which is now more like something you get from a Cracker Jacks box. 😡

    • @commonsensecat6555
      @commonsensecat6555 4 роки тому +2

      Worthy of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which Trump gave to three golfers on the day following the insurrection.

    • @Astrobrant2
      @Astrobrant2 4 роки тому +9

      One of the first things Biden should do is discontinue the Medal of Freedom. Design a new medal, give it a new name, and set some legitimate criteria for it. Trump has turned it into a Who's Who of sports and right-wing politics.

    • @rachelgarber1423
      @rachelgarber1423 4 роки тому +2

      Probably the Presidential Medal of Honor. Restore it to dignity after “awarding” it to Rush Limbaugh

    • @ivotenotocensorship5247
      @ivotenotocensorship5247 4 роки тому

      Kind of sucks because I was really looking forward to Nancy Pelosi and viking fur boy hashing out their differences

    • @desertbackpacker7593
      @desertbackpacker7593 4 роки тому

      @@ivotenotocensorship5247 who and what is viking fur boy?

  • @ceezb5629
    @ceezb5629 4 роки тому +47

    Missed this show, someone who didn't hold back and held the line against an orange dumpster fire.

  • @jaynorris3722
    @jaynorris3722 4 роки тому +25

    Damn it's great to have you back!

  • @voice-of-reason318
    @voice-of-reason318 4 роки тому

    Yes!!! Bill is back! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏽🙌🏽🎉🎊🎉🎊🍾🥂

  • @bsant7
    @bsant7 4 роки тому +2

    THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BACK BILL!!

  • @tedjuniormichael1083
    @tedjuniormichael1083 4 роки тому +46

    Finally, now I can hear his insightful input on recent events of 2021. He really predicted the result of Donald Trump not giving up on his election lost.

    • @ackulakan
      @ackulakan 4 роки тому

      Insightful isn't a term I would use.

    • @CompaDeArranke
      @CompaDeArranke 4 роки тому +6

      Idk about predicted, more like just paid attention to trumps personality...

    • @shadeshadyshade254
      @shadeshadyshade254 4 роки тому

      Trump is leaving. Wtf are u talking about?

  • @billy9497able
    @billy9497able 4 роки тому +165

    Investigate lauren boebert

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 4 роки тому +24

      I'm betting that kook is being investigated & they'll bust her for complicity in the attack. Stay tuned ...

    • @billy9497able
      @billy9497able 4 роки тому +35

      @@jacqdanieles I hope so. She live tweeted where they were hiding and when they rushed pelosi out. At the very least she's too irresponsible to hold office and at worst she is a traitor.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 4 роки тому +9

      @@billy9497able - spot on

    • @michaelmartinez3674
      @michaelmartinez3674 4 роки тому +21

      SHE'S A TRAITOR.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 роки тому +13

      Lauren Boebert.....giving rise (and head) to TrumpubelikkkQanons everywhere.

  • @enegmatixerebro
    @enegmatixerebro 4 роки тому +239

    You don't need a crowd bruh
    We get the jokes. Idk about anyone else but I'm laughing watching boi

    • @ceezb5629
      @ceezb5629 4 роки тому +6

      fr fr

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 4 роки тому +5

      Tru dat.

    • @briankleinschmidt3664
      @briankleinschmidt3664 4 роки тому +3

      They need their crowd. They feed off the energy. It's addictive.

    • @cthulhupthagn5771
      @cthulhupthagn5771 4 роки тому +1

      @@briankleinschmidt3664 because it is...a talk show.

    • @VideoAmericanStyle
      @VideoAmericanStyle 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, but he can’t hear you laughing at home - that’s the problem, stand-up comedic timing is hard enough with a crowd...without, it’s almost impossible

  • @tania-jb8hq
    @tania-jb8hq 4 роки тому

    I LOVE BILL MAHER!!! He is INTELLECTUALLY FUNNYYYYY! You have think and know, really know and understand what he talks about.. or else.... you're left in the dark!! LOVE IT!!!

  • @mml1426
    @mml1426 4 роки тому +10

    A lot of people hate Bill Maher more than any other late night host but he genuinely makes me laugh

    • @brianwinston8627
      @brianwinston8627 4 роки тому +2

      That's probably because the jokes are over their head. I get his humor, and I love it!

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine 4 роки тому +3

      @@brianwinston8627 he's never been one to stick to one side of the game. He will bash Trump all day but will also mock millennial which angers the left, and scolds cancel culture but mocks religion which angers the right.

    • @brianwinston8627
      @brianwinston8627 4 роки тому +1

      @@Foxfire_forty-nine Understood. I just try to see the humor in all of this mess, and sometimes it is hard to do, Devin. Seems any comic relief is good in these times. Take care.

  • @blitzsportsmemorabilia5844
    @blitzsportsmemorabilia5844 4 роки тому +39

    He's back!

  • @kathleenaustin6147
    @kathleenaustin6147 4 роки тому +111

    Ding Dong...the Dictators gone!!!
    Let's give Biden a chance!!! He has a hell of a lot to clean up!!!
    Getting all the corrupt loyalists out!!!

    • @maheskumaarra4773
      @maheskumaarra4773 4 роки тому +5

      yes, a Dictator is going peacefully, you lot are geniuses. Biden for cleanup hmm. Talk about arsonists as firefighters.

    • @jonwheeler75
      @jonwheeler75 4 роки тому +12

      @@maheskumaarra4773 Inciting an insurrection/coup where 5 people died while whining about being banned on social media is "going peacefully"? What the flying **** happened to your education? Trump's never breathed a "peaceful" breath in his life. I am so thankful I don't live in your reality. I prefer the one the rest of us live in...ORZ

    • @maheskumaarra4773
      @maheskumaarra4773 4 роки тому +5

      @@jonwheeler75 Trump specifically said, "to march "peacefully and patriotically" to the capital building and make your voices heard",
      Kamala Harris during last year's riots: They should not let up and it should not be let up until Nov and even after Nov.
      Pelosi: on the riots - they do what they do.
      to say Trump incited the mob shows the level of indoctrination you had gone over by the MSM.

    • @zerocool5395
      @zerocool5395 4 роки тому +6

      Breaking News: Evil fascist dictator censored and voted out of office 🤣

    • @maheskumaarra4773
      @maheskumaarra4773 4 роки тому +2

      @@zerocool5395 Yep, Fascist dictators are monsters who can be censored and voted out by democratic methods, so bad.

  • @Calzaki
    @Calzaki 4 роки тому +33

    Why weren't his first four words "I told you so! “

    • @kellerrobert80
      @kellerrobert80 4 роки тому

      Really sorry to burst your bubble, but Bill's 180 degrees wrong. Trump/Flynn will leave office 20 Jan 2025. The Light won. Be safe. Peace

  • @Jaja-un3vr
    @Jaja-un3vr 4 роки тому +1

    Missed you Bill 😍😍

  • @pamelajones2848
    @pamelajones2848 4 роки тому +1

    You are sooo funny.....good to laugh....need more of it in this country

  • @JosephFuller
    @JosephFuller 4 роки тому +46

    _I was laughing._ The jokes might not have landed with the crowd but they certainly had a smile on my face for the whole of the monologue and several big laughs therein.

    • @onetravlnnurse
      @onetravlnnurse 4 роки тому +2

      The crowd wrote those jokes. Writers and staff...thats his audience.

  • @avengers1978
    @avengers1978 4 роки тому +39

    Bill is a prophet, he predicted this years ago.

    • @kellerrobert80
      @kellerrobert80 4 роки тому

      Really sorry to burst your bubble, but Bill's 180 degrees wrong. Trump/Flynn will leave office 20 Jan 2025. The Light won. Be safe. Peace

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker 4 роки тому +5

      @@kellerrobert80
      Dude...
      Your guy lost. He’s moving out in two days.
      Get over it, snowflake.

    • @ithinkthonkthunk5333
      @ithinkthonkthunk5333 4 роки тому

      @@kellerrobert80 - correction! Jan 20 2029

  • @thatlittlevoice8292
    @thatlittlevoice8292 4 роки тому +205

    It's hard to laugh about any of this.

    • @karajones2530
      @karajones2530 4 роки тому +6

      No it's not

    • @jDkaufman25
      @jDkaufman25 4 роки тому +8

      That's becuase Bill Maher's monologue are an absolute bore to get through.

    • @matthewgallagher1761
      @matthewgallagher1761 4 роки тому +11

      I agree - have only watched this and the "New Rules" - tone deaf, out of touch, and not funny at all, just snide and irrelevant. And Kelly Anne Conway as the opening guest? WTF? I'm surprised Steve Bannon wasn't on the panel so they could yuck it up about a police officer being killed at the Capitol.

    • @karmic-fleas
      @karmic-fleas 4 роки тому +4

      "Ivanka just wants to be friends" laugh at that

    • @TheDizzleHawke
      @TheDizzleHawke 4 роки тому +4

      The Lindsay Graham closet joke was pretty funny.

  • @bettieboop77
    @bettieboop77 4 роки тому

    Bill, you're the best.

  • @pilargonzalez8442
    @pilargonzalez8442 4 роки тому

    So good to see you again Bill!!

  • @m.bowman2841
    @m.bowman2841 4 роки тому +8

    Good to have you back bill!

  • @brane2379
    @brane2379 4 роки тому +109

    Big change is that "Land Of The Free" got its first gay Viking in Congress.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 4 роки тому +9

      The organic food eater, yes.

    • @crazycatlady5523
      @crazycatlady5523 4 роки тому +9

      ,,,soon to be known as prisoner #364558

    • @brane2379
      @brane2379 4 роки тому

      @@crazycatlady5523
      Isn't tolerance only way forward ?
      Why is BLM better than VIkings ?

    • @brane2379
      @brane2379 4 роки тому

      @@cc1k435 Well, even Vikings had their diesel versions. What's wrong with that ?

    • @marymitty3105
      @marymitty3105 4 роки тому +5

      I’m guessing trump will pardon all the rioters before he leaves office. His last final FU to the American people!!!!!

  • @simonscowled9925
    @simonscowled9925 4 роки тому +14

    Mushroom trade association is the best

  • @retrounicornman
    @retrounicornman 4 роки тому

    Good to have you back!

  • @maryherrera8603
    @maryherrera8603 4 роки тому

    Happy to have you back. Really missed you.

  • @vestspet4242
    @vestspet4242 4 роки тому +44

    This is what happens when you go on vacation, Bill.

  • @babaganalawandalorima9609
    @babaganalawandalorima9609 4 роки тому +8

    Welcome back bill.

  • @alansmitheejr-g2q
    @alansmitheejr-g2q 4 роки тому +14

    Republicans don't metal detectors in case they pick up their tin foil hats.

  • @bohall
    @bohall 4 роки тому

    We have been waiting for you Bill

  • @byronhall391
    @byronhall391 4 роки тому

    Welcome back chief, happy to have you BAAACK.

  • @mikejunior80
    @mikejunior80 4 роки тому +20

    0:07-0:14. "I've been on a news diet, anything big happened?" 🤣. A coup happened but you already knew that Bill.

  • @Aceofshade764
    @Aceofshade764 4 роки тому +8

    Billy's back!

  • @christophernoia5197
    @christophernoia5197 4 роки тому +12

    I didn’t see that mushroom joke coming. Hilarious

  • @watergateii3090
    @watergateii3090 4 роки тому

    Oh Jesus so grateful your back Bill

  • @chynadoll4576
    @chynadoll4576 4 роки тому

    I’ve been dying for you to come back 👏🏾🤗

  • @johnderose8692
    @johnderose8692 4 роки тому +460

    BREAKING NEWS :-
    COLONEL SANDERS HAS BANNED TRUMP FROM KFC 🍗.

    • @maryolugbode4692
      @maryolugbode4692 4 роки тому +5

      Welcome back. We all be waiting to hear your view about the chaos. Your view is well appreciated.

    • @maburg713
      @maburg713 4 роки тому +7

      Savage. But I like it.

    • @elbarjones4812
      @elbarjones4812 4 роки тому +7

      Now that's funny

    • @brandong298
      @brandong298 4 роки тому +4

      Please no I have relatives in Kentucky and don’t want them bombed by our lunatic President.

    • @PaolaVertemati
      @PaolaVertemati 4 роки тому +2

      He didn't really "banned" him, he's now available on the menu

  • @MC-vg1tl
    @MC-vg1tl 4 роки тому +17

    You’re soooo hilarious 😂

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 4 роки тому +13

    Good to see you back. We need closed captions. You're a millionaire. Make it happen.

  • @frenchyoung3400
    @frenchyoung3400 4 роки тому +1

    Welcome back

  • @samara4645
    @samara4645 4 роки тому

    Great to see you and happy new year Bill. Missed you.

  • @Grandpa_Boxer
    @Grandpa_Boxer 4 роки тому +9

    Lindsey Graham; "Don't step on my gerbil!!!!!"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +5

    Glad to have ya back... Don't worry.. y'didn't miss much.

  • @hawsrulebegin7768
    @hawsrulebegin7768 4 роки тому +19

    This audience is clapping for literally anything Bill says. Give it a rest. Keep it genuine people.

    • @shadeshadyshade254
      @shadeshadyshade254 4 роки тому +1

      His audience is shit.

    • @hawsrulebegin7768
      @hawsrulebegin7768 4 роки тому

      @michael murillo Yeah, that’s true. But maybe they should go work on the Ellen show instead ha

  • @karencampbell2410
    @karencampbell2410 4 роки тому

    Great to have you back 🙌

  • @randyshaw2706
    @randyshaw2706 4 роки тому

    Glad you are back Mr.Bill.

  • @roberto87678
    @roberto87678 4 роки тому +13

    “....on my pay roll, still a tough crowd” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elijahmcknight
    @elijahmcknight 4 роки тому +182

    “He’s like the vaccine. You need two doses.” 😂

    • @brucemorris3830
      @brucemorris3830 4 роки тому +7

      He’s more like a particularly bad strain of the clap, really. It’s gonna take two antibiotic courses to get rid of it and you get to spend years worrying about it flaring up again

    • @tasbar7743
      @tasbar7743 4 роки тому

      Lmaooo 😂😭💀

    • @tasbar7743
      @tasbar7743 4 роки тому +1

      That was some funny sh!$

    • @tenkloosterherman
      @tenkloosterherman 4 роки тому +1

      One election is enough to get rid of trumpski.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 4 роки тому +8

    "Ivanka just wants to be friends" OUCH :-D

  • @gwendolyngardner6037
    @gwendolyngardner6037 4 роки тому

    Hey Bill , so happy that you are back

  • @mosescabello1405
    @mosescabello1405 4 роки тому

    Good to have you back Bill.

  • @monkeyboy8424
    @monkeyboy8424 4 роки тому +3

    Mayer's political jokes are very much funnier than Colbert's.

  • @angelaesteban9090
    @angelaesteban9090 4 роки тому +9

    Glad you're back.

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 4 роки тому +1

      You're

    • @angelaesteban9090
      @angelaesteban9090 4 роки тому

      @@billthecat129 thanks

    • @IAMdeathblade
      @IAMdeathblade 4 роки тому

      @@angelaesteban9090 don’t worry about the grammar police lol

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 4 роки тому

      @@IAMdeathblade bad grammar kills... example let's eat grandma....vs, let's eat, grandma...

  • @D.A.D.8686
    @D.A.D.8686 4 роки тому +9

    So glad you're back

    • @SecretGerms
      @SecretGerms 4 роки тому

      what?

    • @rustinusti
      @rustinusti 4 роки тому

      @@SecretGerms ua-cam.com/video/VqtpKadFjd4/v-deo.html

    • @SecretGerms
      @SecretGerms 4 роки тому

      @@rustinusti huh?

  • @suelykinsey8841
    @suelykinsey8841 4 роки тому

    Welcome back Bill! Missed you.

  • @ossiedunstan4419
    @ossiedunstan4419 4 роки тому +1

    I get al my American news from Bill, Best news bloke ever.

  • @candeewadsworth3281
    @candeewadsworth3281 4 роки тому +26

    Every time you take off the shit really hits the fan- don’t leave us again, please 🙏🏻🥺

    • @bozsongz3652
      @bozsongz3652 4 роки тому

      It’s always an eternity. 🙄

  • @davidavocado14
    @davidavocado14 4 роки тому +13

    Bill “I told you so” Maher

    • @kellerrobert80
      @kellerrobert80 4 роки тому

      Really sorry to burst your bubble, but Bill's 180 degrees wrong. Trump/Flynn will leave office 20 Jan 2025. The Light won. Be safe. Peace

  • @justandhans
    @justandhans 4 роки тому +11

    I’ve been edging on old episodes waiting for this night!

  • @LeviDavidSchaffer
    @LeviDavidSchaffer 4 роки тому

    I've been waiting for this. It didnt disappoint

  • @irisgsantos
    @irisgsantos 4 роки тому

    I never commented before but I have been watching you for years and I appreciate you tremendously. I have been waiting impatiently for days. Blessings to you and your family.

    • @kellerrobert80
      @kellerrobert80 4 роки тому

      Really sorry to burst your bubble, but Bill's 180 degrees wrong. Trump/Flynn will leave office 20 Jan 2025. The Light won. Be safe. Peace

  • @pauljakubiak9495
    @pauljakubiak9495 4 роки тому +57

    This is just sad, even sadder that its still the funniest thing on TV.

  • @husbandofearth558
    @husbandofearth558 4 роки тому +7

    How do you mute the audience?

    • @husbandofearth558
      @husbandofearth558 4 роки тому

      @michael murillo bro couldn't finish the video I'm watching Colbert.

  • @adamlatimer9159
    @adamlatimer9159 4 роки тому +19

    President Trump is now trending on Myspace, it's the only platform left for him. 😁

    • @Syld0103
      @Syld0103 4 роки тому +2

      Myspace will catch on soon, watch! 😅

  • @mishellelog
    @mishellelog 4 роки тому +1

    I loved this show

  • @MarkyMark2177
    @MarkyMark2177 4 роки тому

    I love Bill Maher

  • @reggiedunlop5167
    @reggiedunlop5167 4 роки тому +6

    He couldn't WAIT to come back!!!!!

  • @jacqdanieles
    @jacqdanieles 4 роки тому +9

    "And Ivanka just wants to be friends" 😂

  • @MarleneMeier
    @MarleneMeier 4 роки тому +39

    Nothing is funny about this time in our history unfortunately....

    • @agtsmith6798
      @agtsmith6798 4 роки тому +3

      Then why are you watching clips of a comedian on UA-cam? I mean if you don’t want to laugh.....

    • @sixthfloor3043
      @sixthfloor3043 4 роки тому

      We make jokes to keep our spirits up & laughing is good for us. In all seriousness we do know it's no laughing matter in reality.

  • @dwood138
    @dwood138 4 роки тому

    So glad Bill is back.

  • @tiger8linny788
    @tiger8linny788 4 роки тому

    So glad you are back! You lead the pack of the small group who, in this tumultuous time, have a tremendous insight into the heart of what’s wrong in this country. ALL Americans, regardless of any secondary identifiers, would benefit from your wisdom; however, not many of them are willing to truly listen to the parts about the short comings of their own ideology. Especially those who are so deluded as to think killing is the only way to have others accept their goals! Do I agree with everything you say? Heavens no! That would make me a sycophant! 🤣 I have a deep respect for your intelligence that, combined with your innate common sense and your priceless sense of humor allows seeing situations from the middle ground that right minded people should seek. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Thank you, Bill, thank you very much❣️