please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the FLAVOR OF SUCCESS!
@@hachimajig6062 The menthol sausage was literally toxic in the qualities he used, and there's a bunch of others that would have made him seriously ill at best if he took more than a small bite
He's probably not dead from this one but who knows what he's filming right this second. The razor blade sausage could be doing him in as we speak and we wouldn't know but for the channel going quiet.
You can schedule a video to auto-publish so long as you upload it beforehand. So if he uploaded straight after editing who knows. Still a good chance he's ok though.
If I counted correctly, that was 20 capsules, which equates to 5000mg of caffeine, or 50 cups worth of coffee. Your heart would literally stop at that amount if you ate the entire sausage he cased.
Reminds me of an old 4chan post where someone boiled a sunny side up egg on mercury. It was ON mercury, not IN mercury because mercury is too dense for the egg to sink into.
I would like to request a printer ink sausage. Normal printer ink is (probably) poisonous, but there are brands of edible printer ink which I think would be fun to put into a sausage. Of course, it may end up more expensive than the lobster sausage when you consider the price of printer ink.
Espresso doesn't actually have that much caffeine, blonde coffee does. The stronge/darker tasting the coffee, the less caffeine because it gets destroyed by the heat of roasting.
1. How is Mr Sausage getting demonitised? 2. How is a caffeine sausage dangerous but buying an entire tub of caffeine not? 3. NOT THE DORITOS DINOSAUR SAUSAGE 😱😱😱
@@1stCallipostle it's even stupider than that, actually, because the answer is different. the reason is that caffeine is classified as a supplement, which is a completely unregulated industry. alcohol actually has laws dictating its sale and use.
I would assume youtube looks for any possible reason to demonitize a video, so they can avoid paying content creators and just take any ad money for themselves
@@AroundTheBlockAgain I thought the point was that advertisers refused to pay for ads on these sorts of videos, so what is UA-cam doing, scamming the advertisers by charging them for ads they don't want to pay for while also scamming the creators out of their ad revenue?
I saw a science experiment once that had bees eat honey both plain, and with a little bit of caffeine in it. Prior to this the bees were given straight caffeine which they ignored and definitely didn't want any part of; however the bees still somehow preferred the caffeine infused honey. A similar blind study in humans was dome with regular and decaf coffee and the caffeinated one won despite the subjects hating the bitter taste of caffeine on its own. Might be worth an eventual redo at a much smaller amount (and less poisonous lol)
Fun fact: If you add ammonia to coffee grounds, you get freebase caffeine. If you let this sit in a sealed container for ten minutes, you'll get freebase caffeine mist which you can inhale for a cocaine like high.
For a second I thought he was tipping a handful of menthol crystals in with the caffeine sausage meat and I was wondering when UA-cam started allowing actual snuff films
Mr. Sausage, I want you to know that we're here for you and we care about you. If you're having thoughts about self harm, please contact a professional. You don't need to make lethal sausages to ask for help. Please don't think you need to hurt yourself for our amusement.
You could have died if you consumed the entire sausage because with an ld50 of 200-57mg per kg of bodymass at 200 lbs you need around 25-90 pills of caffeine
I love that back in the day the craziest sausage we wanted was water sausage and we thought we peeked, but we are a few crazy sausages away from fentanyl sausage
my band's opened up for some big names, but collective soul actually talked to us. loving their music growing up and finding out they're really nice guys? hell yes.
after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"
I like how his reasoning isn’t to just put it in a normal or sane amount. No no, clearly it makes much more sense to use far far more than necessary and just spit it out
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@sarcasticdude2320a man made a sausage with 4 grams of caffeine, this is what happened to his heart
you should make a guasacaca sausage
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please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the FLAVOR OF SUCCESS!
This is as close as we're gonna get to a cocaine sausage. This is going to be a *clusterfuck.*
😢 I want a cocaine sausage video now
😢 I want cocaine now
What about a meth sausage
@@ianpoole5878"Mr. Sausage, we need to cook."
@@kentuckycryptid 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another fine addition to the 'literally poison, will kill a man in minutes' sausage line-up
He's finding out which one will taste okay. For no particular reason.
What are the other ones, I thought that earth sausage was the worst
@@hachimajig6062 The menthol sausage was literally toxic in the qualities he used, and there's a bunch of others that would have made him seriously ill at best if he took more than a small bite
@@Vaxonblue I have since seen menthol sausage and citric acid sausage
Heart attack sausage
Even better than Monster
Cardiac arrest sausage
Most likely your heart would start twitching instead of beating normally, so pretty close.
lol my first instinct was to comment this
Aren't they all though?
Mr Sausage earnestly saying "don't try this one" and "actually I'm not going to eat this one" is actually insane.
That sausage had enough caffeine to kill a person 10 times over. Dude's playing a dangerous game with these chemical sausages.
@@Guy-McPerson When do you think we'll get "entire bottle of beer" sausage.
@@MSB3000you think that's WORSE than a caffeine or menthol sausage??
Good point
@@joshc5613we're talking an ENTIRE bottle of beer here. Bottle included
Somewhere a racoon rummaging through mr sausages trash got a heart attack
Oh god. He needs to take that thing in a biohazard waste removal service
@@GiraffeFlavored It should be an SCP.
Instead of Cocaine Bear it's Caffeine Coon
just gonna hear a loud pop outside
"Caffeine Racoon", the low budget knockoff of "Cocaine Bear".
When Mr.Sausage eventually offs himself from a bad sausage, I hope Ms. Sausage does the right thing and gives us the "Mr.Sausage Sausage"
👀
They have kids. So clearly Mrs Sausage has already been given Mr. Sausage's sausage
Cannibalism is only illegal (in some places( if you ***l someone to commit it.
@@Praisethesunson🤨
I've never been so happy to remember he records these a week in advance. So he's probably still alive. Or Mrs. Sausage fulfilled his last request.
He's probably not dead from this one but who knows what he's filming right this second. The razor blade sausage could be doing him in as we speak and we wouldn't know but for the channel going quiet.
You can schedule a video to auto-publish so long as you upload it beforehand. So if he uploaded straight after editing who knows. Still a good chance he's ok though.
Can you absorb
YES. 100% YES.
Absorbing through skin is one of 1st things we're taught when it comes to handling.
There must've been ~5000mg of caffeine in this sausage.
Mr. Sausage definitely got some of that in his system.
This sausage made me more nervous than any other sausage
The caffeine in that sausage is so much that even YOU can feel it from probably miles away
the first 2 pills i was okay, but then 3... 4... 5?!?! the whole bottle???
that's how I felt during the menthol sausage
@@Fluxcapasiter85 Yeah just 2 to maybe 4 for the entire length of hte sausage would maybe be fine and would've also made an actual edible sausage.
@@mangojuice3674splatoon
The greatest sin is that this wasn't sponsored by Helix Sleep.
Because it makes you sleep forever.
This should go on the Dangerous Sausage Hall of Fame
Along with the late smoke machine smoke, the menthol one, and possibly the petroleum jelly one
The menthol sausage taught us all a lesson, don't eat poison. THIS IS GROWTH!
HEART PALPATATION SAUSAGE!!!
If I counted correctly, that was 20 capsules, which equates to 5000mg of caffeine, or 50 cups worth of coffee.
Your heart would literally stop at that amount if you ate the entire sausage he cased.
LETS GO!
@@Cripplified Finally, a worthy last meal
Instant Atral Vibralation
@@ieuanhunt552Atrial Fibrilation
A man dumped a bottle of caffeine pills into a sausage grinder, this is how his heart exploded.
Hahaha…next episode of Chubbyemu 😅
This needs to be pinned.
Yeah this really needs to be the pinned comment.
I'm sure he'll make a recovery. Maybe not a *full* recovery but definitely a recovery.
@@junkiesunsetSausage the chubbyemu
I'm digging the chemical sausage era.
NileRed collab WHEN!??!?!
You just know NileRed would love getting involved in one of these
We need a malic acid (the powder on Warheads candy) sausage
Sausages that are illegal under the Geneva Convention
Everything is chemicals.
Saw the thumbnail and quite literally said aloud, "Oh, don't do that, man. DO NOT do that."
It was the re-adding of the capsule shells that got me 😂
Made me gag lol I do not like capsules
It was 10 minutes well wasted
yeah I absolutely lost it when that happened lmfao
@@Baron_WurstBuild for BWC
i expected like one pill what the heck
He's Mr. Sausage, whaddya expect?
@@AidanDaGreatone pill, apparently
Are you new here?!
Next up: Boiling steak in mercury
Qin Shi Huang's favourite
polonium sausage
@@ПростоЯ-щ4е"translate to English"
*changes "favourite" to "favorite"*
Based
as long as he does it with nilered or backyard scientist
Reminds me of an old 4chan post where someone boiled a sunny side up egg on mercury. It was ON mercury, not IN mercury because mercury is too dense for the egg to sink into.
I can't believe that for the Caffeine Sausage he didn't sing "I'm So Excited" for that sweet sweet Saved by the Bell nostalgia.
I'm so.... scared!
The caffeine water could be an energy drink all on its own
How do you think they make redbull? 😜😂
Salmonella Energy
@@Aeduo*Trichinosis Energy!
It's called Prime. No wonder why it tastes like
i think its more closeley related to sleeping pill
I would like to request a printer ink sausage. Normal printer ink is (probably) poisonous, but there are brands of edible printer ink which I think would be fun to put into a sausage.
Of course, it may end up more expensive than the lobster sausage when you consider the price of printer ink.
Mr.Sausage please do not die for these Sausages
His wife can make them if he dies
@@Big_Tyrone138first episode of Mrs Sausage she grinds up Mr Sausage and makes Mr Sausage Sausages
@@PistolSlinginMothMan The Mr Sausage Sausage, with his actual sausage
Mr sausage please that is literally a lethal dose of caffeine
That finger dip is probably more than an espresso
Espresso doesn't actually have that much caffeine, blonde coffee does. The stronge/darker tasting the coffee, the less caffeine because it gets destroyed by the heat of roasting.
The finger dip was less than a pill…
@@GiraffeFlavoredI think that means you've just been roasting poorly.
Also espresso's strength is more from the super high concentration.
If you want caffeine, cold brew is what you want.
@@It-b-Blair Each pill was 200mg, which is like a monster energy and a half.
I saw the title alone and thought "This might be Mr. Sausage's final video."
I can't wait for Empty Pill Capsule sausage.
I wish I could give you two thumbs up, one for the comment and one for the Mr. Nobody avatar.
There's no way manscaped is happy about this
He is just working up the raw energy that he needs to shave his balls.
This is probably the best butter powder ad ever
The fact that he keeps using it over and over really speaks to its flavor
Mr Sausage I just want you to know that every video I watch I eagerly wait for "That's the ___ water"
Hahaha!! Me too! 😂
You should do a tea sausage, since you can get a safe amount of caffiene to consume.
That would actually be a good one, or could be. There's lots of herby teas that would complement meat
@@Stray_GMlike the british cuisine staple, poisonous oak, and noxious maple. (Don't forget the best of all, your average breakfast teabag)
@@ChesterManfred With Mr. Sausage's track record, I'm sure we'll see those eventually...
Ooo and oolong sausage
He did actually do a matcha sausage!
Can't wait for the Benadryl sausage. (Feat. The Hat Man)
You made WHAT
This felt like watching a man climb a skyscraper without a safety net.
0:22 I can't believe that after all the time on this show, Mr. Sausage has reverted to this
3:53 dear god
Bro literally lost civilization points making this sausage
I've never heard a more convincing argument to subscribe to a Patreon.
1:44 Please don't sausage the dinosaur. 😢
But it would be REALLY funny 😭
Sausage the dinosaur.
sausage him.
@@hirosekoichi466 Open the door, get on the floor
I really wanted to see those empty capsules turned into mini sausages
At this point, he's just using pure chemicals for sausages.
pure capsaicin next?
Radium sausage 💀
Chemicals you say?
_NileRed has entered the chat_
Making a meat sausage from carpet @@Appletank8
He's doing butter powder now
i am genuinely impressed how he managed to survive and upload this
Mr. Sausage has been flying too close to the sun...what's next, sun sausage? Icarus' ill-fated wings sausage????
Wax sausage
@@devidevil888We've already had honey, if I'm not wrong. So that might be kinda "good"
1:51 Me when the barista hands me my coffee
Mr Sausage refuses to swear for the sake of the kids but then does this and the menthol sausage
1. How is Mr Sausage getting demonitised?
2. How is a caffeine sausage dangerous but buying an entire tub of caffeine not?
3. NOT THE DORITOS DINOSAUR SAUSAGE 😱😱😱
Sausages get demonitized because…. Well their shape y’know
That second point is kinda dumb.
It's like asking why I'm allowed to buy a case of 32 beers when drinking all 32 of them in one sitting is dangerous
@@1stCallipostle it's even stupider than that, actually, because the answer is different.
the reason is that caffeine is classified as a supplement, which is a completely unregulated industry.
alcohol actually has laws dictating its sale and use.
I would assume youtube looks for any possible reason to demonitize a video, so they can avoid paying content creators and just take any ad money for themselves
@@AroundTheBlockAgain I thought the point was that advertisers refused to pay for ads on these sorts of videos, so what is UA-cam doing, scamming the advertisers by charging them for ads they don't want to pay for while also scamming the creators out of their ad revenue?
Remember when he said he wasn't gonna do the fog machine sausage? This might be the closest we'll ever get.
Menthol begs to differ
I saw a science experiment once that had bees eat honey both plain, and with a little bit of caffeine in it. Prior to this the bees were given straight caffeine which they ignored and definitely didn't want any part of; however the bees still somehow preferred the caffeine infused honey. A similar blind study in humans was dome with regular and decaf coffee and the caffeinated one won despite the subjects hating the bitter taste of caffeine on its own. Might be worth an eventual redo at a much smaller amount (and less poisonous lol)
Small bites mr.sausage, small bites
0:47 yes you can. I remember years ago you could buy caffeinated shampoo for morning showers
Oh god i had a mini heart attack from reading the title alone....
That’s the best Patreon pitch yet.
We need a sausage for every element on the periodic table
You know i appreciate that Mr. Sausage had the forsight to actually look if this was dangerous. Man has learned from the menthol sausage.
YOU LEAVE THAT OVER ENTHUSIASTIC DINOSAUR ALONE, SIR!
Watching in a storm cellar, thank you for the joy
Damn a 0/5 score for both, that's pretty rare
This one goes with the Menthol sausage in the "Could actually kill you" playlist
i need lean sausage to cure me from the anxiety sausage
I'm concerned with the direction this channel is going but I can't stop looking away 😭
Tell me I did not just see "Caffiene Sausage" pop up in my recocmendations. Mans trying to die here.
I saw the thumbnail and thought to myself, "This seems safe"
Fun fact: If you add ammonia to coffee grounds, you get freebase caffeine. If you let this sit in a sealed container for ten minutes, you'll get freebase caffeine mist which you can inhale for a cocaine like high.
Thanks for sharing this knowledge *for educational purposes*, I will definitely not try this at home/work !
I'm not sure why you'd want to inhale ammonia though...
@@EdKolis get the ratio right and wait it out, and you won't need to
"MS, presenting to the emergency room unconscious..." - ChubbyEmu
Video 61 asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage. He’s gonna crack at some point!!
WE AINT SLEEPIN FOR TWO DAYS WIID DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
I read the title and immediately got concerned
For a second I thought he was tipping a handful of menthol crystals in with the caffeine sausage meat and I was wondering when UA-cam started allowing actual snuff films
Mr. Sausage, I want you to know that we're here for you and we care about you. If you're having thoughts about self harm, please contact a professional. You don't need to make lethal sausages to ask for help. Please don't think you need to hurt yourself for our amusement.
I can't wait for the inevitable collab between ordinary sausage and chubbyemu
Now this is a sausage for me, just dump in some more caffeine.
Dip it in a bang energy
A few times, you really do make a sausage that makes me go "Oh God" audibly
You could have died if you consumed the entire sausage because with an ld50 of 200-57mg per kg of bodymass at 200 lbs you need around 25-90 pills of caffeine
So glad we can tune into the last episode of Ordinary Sausage
When i grow up i want to be a sausage casings kid when i grow up. I'm 38.
I love that back in the day the craziest sausage we wanted was water sausage and we thought we peeked, but we are a few crazy sausages away from fentanyl sausage
Pretty soon he'll be making meth sausage but not by putting meth in sausage, just put all the ingredients and IT'S TIME TO SAUSAGE!
Sausage? Sausage! Sausage.
Ok but consider this... sausage
how in the hell is a wholesome family friendly channel dedicated to making delicious sausages getting demonetized?
Jitters sausage
We need more POV videos of Mr Sausage eating the butter powder
I can only imagine a troop of raccoons getting into the trash. Getting high on caffeine and dying randomly around the Sausage House 😂
A 0/5 Will It Blow AND 0/5 sausage?? That might be a new record!
Aww yes, a fine addition to the lethal sausage series
Every chemical sausage you make brings you one step closer to the inevitable gasoline sausage
I can't fathom the hell that would wait for someone who'd hurt that innocent creature.
I love the subtle fasted paced editing to top this video off perfectly.😂
my band's opened up for some big names, but collective soul actually talked to us. loving their music growing up and finding out they're really nice guys? hell yes.
What the hell does that have to do with the video?
@@autinjones7194 he's singing their song Shine, when he's mixing the sausage and then in the little bloop after the rating
@@herzogsbuick aww. i see.
This would be an excellent wake up to go with a boxalo box sausage
1:42
i dunno why this guy wants to get rid of the doritos dinosaur so much
A man made a sausage with Caffeine, this is what happened to his brain.
Great video as always!
after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"
we still, STILL need the DOG FOOD SAUSAGE
I like how his reasoning isn’t to just put it in a normal or sane amount. No no, clearly it makes much more sense to use far far more than necessary and just spit it out
Not! The! Doritos! Dinosaur! 😭 Also.. STILL waiting for a come back from the Pringles Crocodile! 😋
We dying with this one
You now legitimately have no excuse.
The time has come for Fog Machine Sausage.
putting the capsul shells in *after* grinding up the sausage is diabolical
Glad you didn't actually swallow this one. People underestimate how dangerous caffeine can be since it's such a natural staple in our daily life.
one of my favourite bits from you is the 'demonetised!' thing
I need a THC gummy sausage after this episode!