John Wick Needs Your Help (ASOT)

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @Kwiteee
    @Kwiteee 6 років тому +12321

    pyrocynical is bad at shaving

  • @doublequarterandashake
    @doublequarterandashake 6 років тому +2811

    My dad beat me, took my pc and locked me in the basement without food for 3 weeks but at least i know John Wick is safe

    • @kicsplays
      @kicsplays 6 років тому +13

      Memes All Day Everyday holy shit, how is it in the basement

    • @mitt2742
      @mitt2742 5 років тому +32

      Eh thats pretty light

    • @mushroom2720
      @mushroom2720 5 років тому +2

      *_hMm_* 🤔

    • @ttvmamasqueaks
      @ttvmamasqueaks 5 років тому

      This is the number sto-pit-get the back sais some help

    • @ttvmamasqueaks
      @ttvmamasqueaks 5 років тому

      Basically stop it get sum help

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 6 років тому +1179

    Trump: No action is needed.
    (internet takes action by turning it into a meme)
    Trump: Didn’t expect that reaction, but that’s okay.

  • @dariusgarlandbf
    @dariusgarlandbf 4 роки тому +687

    12:36 pyro spitting straight facts

  • @BlueSpaceRanger
    @BlueSpaceRanger 5 років тому +3768

    thanks Sony. now i cant hear what Pyro is trying to say in the outro.

    • @buzzlightyear7722
      @buzzlightyear7722 5 років тому +169

      QU1T07 honestly probably funnier than whatever he said lol

    • @JammyJamboree
      @JammyJamboree 5 років тому +14

      Yos

    • @willburns6129
      @willburns6129 5 років тому +77

      @@buzzlightyear7722 he was just talking and then getting earraped is better.

    • @bootleg_24
      @bootleg_24 5 років тому +6

      QU1T07 it’s an actual bruh moment

    • @AronT260
      @AronT260 5 років тому +4

      Some_Russian_Kid its because his outro song got copyright claimed lol

  • @athanasiapanagos303
    @athanasiapanagos303 6 років тому +320

    *steals mom's purse*
    *gets back on camera*
    "SO GUYS WE DID IT WE-"

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 років тому +602

    _John Wick Hungers For Your Credit Card Numbers._

    • @keterduty6294
      @keterduty6294 6 років тому +4

      IM S A N S!! dude i see you everywhere

    • @SalaciousB_Crumb
      @SalaciousB_Crumb 6 років тому +3

      *okay hold on a sec.......*

    • @sponge4270
      @sponge4270 6 років тому +1

      You are the new justin.y

    • @maskedman9264
      @maskedman9264 6 років тому +1

      Daniel Sambar stop showing up

    • @shinozu
      @shinozu 6 років тому +1

      New Justin Y and PowahSlap Entertainment

  • @L251125
    @L251125 4 роки тому +156

    When Pyro said: *outro music*
    I cried

    • @darth_autismo
      @darth_autismo 3 роки тому +4

      *I'm 9 and this is deep*

    • @cyanidehmu5880
      @cyanidehmu5880 3 роки тому

      Safer then chungus

    • @MicahDeez
      @MicahDeez 3 роки тому

      @@darth_autismo I'm 4 and this is deep

    • @MicahDeez
      @MicahDeez 3 роки тому +1

      @@Wavys493 I'm a cell and this is deep

    • @platinumsellingbitch.
      @platinumsellingbitch. 3 роки тому +3

      I was 8 when I first head this, and I just looked past it. Now I’m 9 and I really understand what he meant. I really understand his *pain*

  • @m1l22
    @m1l22 6 років тому +4311

    *_This is so sad,Enter your moms credit card to help Pyro pay his bills_*

    • @notanmlgpro4214
      @notanmlgpro4214 6 років тому +116

      6969 2969 4120 8291

    • @easydubs420
      @easydubs420 6 років тому +34

      6969 1337 lmao

    • @nullclub9151
      @nullclub9151 6 років тому +25

      696969696969696969696

    • @DBacon240
      @DBacon240 6 років тому +11

      It's not to long before he gets wrecked by _Demonitization_

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 6 років тому +80

      credit card type: VISA
      Credit Card name: mr Micheal Hunt
      Valid from: 06/19
      Expires: 04/30
      sort code: 01-00-09
      Account Number: 12367801 00
      Card number: 3723 3206 0456 9623
      Bank: Mcdolans

  • @WholesomeHarley
    @WholesomeHarley 6 років тому +539

    Pyro was never taught how to properly shave his face since his father went to prison and couldn't teach him. This is so sad.
    Free Pyro's father please.

    • @KamikazeeGecko
      @KamikazeeGecko 6 років тому +5

      Honestly, I was scrolling, waiting for somebody to make a comment on that. Bless up

    • @hillarytrump3157
      @hillarytrump3157 6 років тому +2

      I was wondering what those weird dots are

    • @isecodude6114
      @isecodude6114 6 років тому +2

      Alexa play despicito

    • @pixelcutterofficial
      @pixelcutterofficial 6 років тому +1

      Somebody pay his bail. Pyro needs him

    • @guh___
      @guh___ 6 років тому +1

      Can we hit -8 like

  • @cmd3019
    @cmd3019 6 років тому +1894

    VBucks are going to be the world's currency by 2030

    • @americantemplar6553
      @americantemplar6553 6 років тому +6

      OH GOD NO
      ECONOMIES
      HOLY SHIT
      NOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @vain.a
      @vain.a 6 років тому +16

      Bitcoin 2 baby

    • @badin5531
      @badin5531 6 років тому +5

      If this happens I think the whole world will crash

    • @cmd3019
      @cmd3019 6 років тому

      @@wow6596 be quiet soyboi

    • @Minutewave
      @Minutewave 6 років тому

      No 2018 December 25th

  • @pupster8956
    @pupster8956 4 роки тому +720

    Presidential alert:
    A man has fallen into the river in Lego city

    • @artoriastheobesewalker8636
      @artoriastheobesewalker8636 4 роки тому +4

      PuppyYT HEYYY

    • @artoriastheobesewalker8636
      @artoriastheobesewalker8636 4 роки тому +1

      PuppyYT no it’s what the person says in the commercial. I didn’t see anyone else say to build the LEGO city boat so I just went with it

    • @demomusikindo
      @demomusikindo 4 роки тому +1

      @@pupster8956 bruh moment

    • @pupster8956
      @pupster8956 4 роки тому

      @@artoriastheobesewalker8636 sorry your name reminded me of one of my friends so i thought of something completely different sr

    • @finnakillyou
      @finnakillyou 4 роки тому

      @@pupster8956 bruh

  • @Gabrielbarsch
    @Gabrielbarsch 6 років тому +761

    here before it gets reuploaded

  • @ihavenocontent4u327
    @ihavenocontent4u327 6 років тому +2081

    Why is pyro actually consistently uploading

  • @LeanifyTV
    @LeanifyTV 6 років тому +493

    John Wick may need your help, but after seeing the fortnite clickbait kids in this video, so do I :(

    • @Mr__Joe
      @Mr__Joe 6 років тому +2

      My credit card: 69420666718

    • @angelinebejaran2906
      @angelinebejaran2906 6 років тому +2

      Same.

    • @beevee5200
      @beevee5200 6 років тому +2

      Get out of here stalker. Go upload more

    • @nathan-lf7yc
      @nathan-lf7yc 6 років тому +1

      My address is 1483 changle street

    • @LeanifyTV
      @LeanifyTV 6 років тому +1

      @Seductive Sylveon Working on a new video rn

  • @lilrez1702
    @lilrez1702 4 роки тому +88

    0:38 Bald Martin isn’t bald anymore, noooo!

  • @connorcherry8350
    @connorcherry8350 5 років тому +1636

    First name: 420 weed street 6969
    Middle name: 6am
    Last name: sour patches

    • @alienween1491
      @alienween1491 5 років тому +30

      IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

    • @c9n416
      @c9n416 4 роки тому +7

      @@alienween1491 his name is LeBron

    • @outspade
      @outspade 4 роки тому +13

      I got
      First Name: Fuck
      Middle Name: Off
      Last Name: Pyro

    • @tommyp7070
      @tommyp7070 4 роки тому

      shut up dingus head

    • @arsh2489
      @arsh2489 4 роки тому +2

      Barrios Come to 6969 Gay street at 7 am and give me some Reese’s

  • @HazmatPyro
    @HazmatPyro 6 років тому +493

    Presidential alert
    Pyrocynical's dad escaped prison

  • @user-bc6bc4qd1n
    @user-bc6bc4qd1n 6 років тому +795

    Did anyone else get a scam add saying it had free Minecraft in the video?

    • @rickcrimson-thecrusader1291
      @rickcrimson-thecrusader1291 6 років тому +1

      @John Wick mad lad

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 років тому

      No I had a minecraft that had a scamadd

    • @themetallicbrick3565
      @themetallicbrick3565 5 років тому +4

      I got one for fortnite instead,
      “So I’m going to show you guys how I get every item in the item shop completely free!”

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 років тому +1

      @@themetallicbrick3565 BUM BURUR UM BURURUM BURABURA BURA BUM BUM.BUM BUM BURARA BUM BURARARARA : WHATS UP GUYS TODAY I JUST GOT EVERYTHING IN THE ITEM SHOP COMPLETELY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Fresh_Biscuits
      @Fresh_Biscuits 5 років тому

      @@omdano6432 hilarious

  • @Spooked
    @Spooked 5 років тому +554

    7:12 “Boomer”
    Pyro: *The laws of time are mine*

  • @jakubpalinowski123
    @jakubpalinowski123 6 років тому +119

    2017: Pyro bullies children
    2018: Children bully Pyro

  • @jacobcmiller10
    @jacobcmiller10 6 років тому +346

    PRESIDENTIAL ALERT
    where is the petscop 2 video

  • @anthomoore2249
    @anthomoore2249 6 років тому +144

    *So guys we did it, we scammed a quarter of a million kids.*

  • @siser9915
    @siser9915 2 роки тому +11

    You can tell that whoever made the closed captions was just having so much fun with it

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 Рік тому

      who uses cc lol never even noticed

  • @pinorska6316
    @pinorska6316 6 років тому +710

    Pyro's just jealous because he can't use his dad's credit card because he's in prison

  • @thewhiskey584
    @thewhiskey584 6 років тому +328

    We all joking about this but somewhere out in the Earth some kid thought it was true

    • @yoshi8168
      @yoshi8168 6 років тому +8

      I did this on a fortnite montage video and a Kid replied with their moms credit card

    • @soapy_toast
      @soapy_toast 6 років тому +1

      There was. Some kid posted his mom's credit card number on one of them.

    • @snuggle7437
      @snuggle7437 6 років тому +1

      @Feminist Vegan had a bad day?

  • @daniel_kb3434
    @daniel_kb3434 6 років тому +170

    Come on guys, get your credit cards out already. We need to secure that victory royal for John Wick.

    • @MyGamingHeaven
      @MyGamingHeaven 6 років тому

      Daniel_KB you first

    • @s0vnds
      @s0vnds 6 років тому +1

      Okay submit mine for me
      4325 2910 0942 1245
      8/2021
      390

    • @JakVox
      @JakVox 6 років тому

      Daniel_KB
      8520 1836 4850 1778
      8/21
      135
      Save John Wick for me plz

    • @watchingfromspace8257
      @watchingfromspace8257 6 років тому

      Mine is
      1337-8008-3693-0880
      666
      9/11

    • @ededetudo2879
      @ededetudo2879 6 років тому

      @@uncleal9523 whooosh

  • @jglackey2
    @jglackey2 5 років тому +148

    Pyro: "I want ads"
    Also Pyro: *Uses copyrighted music*

  • @gavriil8382
    @gavriil8382 6 років тому +369

    So guys we will never get Petscop 2

  • @PenPenPending
    @PenPenPending 6 років тому +238

    You could say it's a serious EPIC-demic!

    • @f.a.f2339
      @f.a.f2339 6 років тому +3

      Josh Taylor absolutely E P I C

    • @inferno769
      @inferno769 6 років тому

      +Steven Tsakiris Another libtard DESTROYED by EPIC facts and logic

    • @DudePeefect69420
      @DudePeefect69420 6 років тому

      E P I C

    • @altoclef6197
      @altoclef6197 6 років тому

      Just get out m8

  • @A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber
    @A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber 6 років тому +288

    First name: So guys
    Middle name: we did it
    Last name: We reached a quarter of a million subscribers

  • @vaxrei
    @vaxrei 4 роки тому +1113

    When this video came out- “We don’t need it if there’s been an attack, a serious event, or a pandemic, no no no.”
    Now- *coronavirus pandemic with no presidential alert*

    • @BlackSlimShady
      @BlackSlimShady 4 роки тому +11

      What exactly would the alert be? Maybe think before you even comment.

    • @dizzyz8485
      @dizzyz8485 4 роки тому +21

      the alert would be when it reached the country and the first couple people got it but our president is an incel and doesnt care, mAyBe ThInK bEfOrE yOu CoMmEnT

    • @BlackSlimShady
      @BlackSlimShady 4 роки тому +13

      @@dizzyz8485 That isnt an emergency alert. EMERGENCY ALERT: SOMEONE IN OUR COUNTRY GOT A VIRUS!
      Thats causing mass panic for no real reason. An emergency alert would be something like EMERGENCY ALERT: CURRENTLY BEING RAIDED BY GERMANY.

    • @BlackSlimShady
      @BlackSlimShady 4 роки тому +4

      @Kenli Bryant I'm not saying no country used the alert system. I'm just saying that I think using the alert system for a virus is overkill.

    • @outlawedgamerx9874
      @outlawedgamerx9874 4 роки тому +7

      Kieran Bratson youre like the person that laughs at his nan for being a ‘boomer’ and dying from the virus

  • @TritaniumYT
    @TritaniumYT 6 років тому +855

    Grandayy and Dolan Dark should join forces to game end Pyro

    • @onecrustyboi7731
      @onecrustyboi7731 6 років тому +25

      OfficialHamzaYT I have been bullied but today is the The day
      *IM GONNA GAME END MYSELF*

    • @veiruze5208
      @veiruze5208 6 років тому +4

      9-YᎬᎪᎡ ᎾᏞᎠᏚ ᎪᎢᎢᎪᏟK ᎢᎻᏆᏚ ᎷᎪN

    • @mr.pissshivers
      @mr.pissshivers 6 років тому +3

      Until Facebook steals their memes

    • @Diembee
      @Diembee 6 років тому

      Pyro should go commit game end

    • @yousefamr633
      @yousefamr633 6 років тому

      @@veiruze5208 attack 9 years old ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @foopachalupa6474
    @foopachalupa6474 6 років тому +723

    2015: pyro bullying kids
    2018: kids bullying pyro
    Edit: holy shit thanks for the likes

    • @tereziipyrope
      @tereziipyrope 6 років тому +11

      Lil_Frankie1234 2018: Pyro decides to bully kids for bullying him after he bullied them

    • @vojtechryc3495
      @vojtechryc3495 6 років тому +2

      And this is what its all about

    • @videogamer9305
      @videogamer9305 6 років тому +2

      2019 pyro game ends pewdiepie

    • @ketrub
      @ketrub 6 років тому

      karma

    • @gamersweeatbees8177
      @gamersweeatbees8177 6 років тому +1

      YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY

  • @landon5028
    @landon5028 6 років тому +237

    Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!

    • @sachideadadrianc.8350
      @sachideadadrianc.8350 6 років тому +5

      I want to help Jon wik, my credit card nunber is 483 and it ecspires in 2021, janyary 24

    • @randomaudiotest
      @randomaudiotest 6 років тому +1

      Mine is
      492810480023
      05/07
      753

    • @tohru4075
      @tohru4075 6 років тому

      Thanks

  • @axolotlboi9442
    @axolotlboi9442 3 роки тому +127

    "Or a pandemic"
    Well... this is awkward.

  • @MA-kw3ov
    @MA-kw3ov 6 років тому +63

    First name: 6111 Pioner hill dr, 80923
    Middle Name: 8:00 am
    Last Name:Hersheys Cookies n Creme

    • @zatehlq345
      @zatehlq345 6 років тому +2

      Daank Meems but hersheys cookies n cream is good

    • @DaddyGriff
      @DaddyGriff 6 років тому +2

      Cool name:)

    • @TABBYMUSIC
      @TABBYMUSIC 6 років тому

      excuse me what the fuck

    • @MA-kw3ov
      @MA-kw3ov 6 років тому

      @Endure and Survive lol

  • @Browncheeze
    @Browncheeze 6 років тому +158

    *inserts credit card number*
    gets gnomed

    • @mymyrrah
      @mymyrrah 6 років тому +1

      g’not a g’nome

    • @j-0520
      @j-0520 6 років тому

      3492-9838-9991
      01/10
      204

    • @firefoxuser2557
      @firefoxuser2557 6 років тому

      Browncheeze 4239-5490-0987-0876 06/21 666

  • @foxcheetah6035
    @foxcheetah6035 6 років тому +34

    I got an impeachment ad right after the presidential alert segment.
    *They're onto me.*

  • @boops9668
    @boops9668 3 роки тому +32

    Damn pyro predicted the pandemic

  • @sinightowl5289
    @sinightowl5289 6 років тому +128

    “Pc? More like libtard” - pyro 2018

    • @Mr_toaster-hu7lg
      @Mr_toaster-hu7lg 6 років тому +2

      My 🅱️oi 🅱️en shapiro will destroy all those li🅱️tards EPIC STYLE

  • @miniespeon158
    @miniespeon158 6 років тому +283

    Pyro's shirt is so ironic
    Fortnite: *exists*
    Jake Paul: *is totally a sociopath*
    Me: *no will to live*
    John Wick: *needs credit cards*
    Pyro: everything will be okay.
    Fanbase: *bullies him*

  • @beastygotskilllz4470
    @beastygotskilllz4470 6 років тому +60

    so guys we did it, we helped john wick wipe out the squads in the tilted towers

  • @kachow4180
    @kachow4180 4 роки тому +11

    Pyro's laugh is amazing... it's freakin' hilarious

  • @ltsme_You
    @ltsme_You 6 років тому +126

    This video was made by m14 gang

  • @plooply
    @plooply 6 років тому +280

    Is this the taste of a liar gio Giovanni

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 років тому +117

    Pyro needs our help guys, ad revenue isn’t doing too good, and he needs money.

    • @turnerwilson6567
      @turnerwilson6567 6 років тому +2

      Everyone put your credit card number into the comment section

    • @ahmadj1064
      @ahmadj1064 6 років тому

      @@turnerwilson6567 42069 69420 02469 96042

    • @auron2699
      @auron2699 6 років тому +2

      So guys, we did it. We went bankrupt

  • @Alphaseries
    @Alphaseries 4 роки тому +7

    0:48 he’s a wizard he knew from the start

  • @kimjong-un7207
    @kimjong-un7207 6 років тому +365

    Change your name to funny dank or ill game end you.

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 6 років тому +59

    *OH MY GOD*
    *MY MOM AND DAD TOOK AWAY MY XBOX AND DELETED FORTNITE*
    *SO, I THEN PUT MY PARENTS CREDIT CARD ON THE INTERNET*
    *THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EPIC*

  • @Arthur-ex4yj
    @Arthur-ex4yj 6 років тому +55

    So guys we did it we stole half a quarter million credit card numbers.

  • @zoyuomg5934
    @zoyuomg5934 4 роки тому +2

    I love how you can see the announcer s little smile at the end of the "offical" messafe

  • @storm1995
    @storm1995 6 років тому +70

    *Presidential alert*
    John Wick needs your help from epic gamers but the only way he can do that is with your parents credit card and the 3 digits on the back but you have to be quick before John Wick gets wrecked by epic gamers

  • @keechoocalzone
    @keechoocalzone 5 років тому +139

    i like how 12:35 and beyond got absolutely massacred

    • @Javaboymk03
      @Javaboymk03 5 років тому +11

      "i'm done, i-" *blaring music*

    • @Spooked
      @Spooked 5 років тому +5

      Umg has entered the chat

  • @capitalsoldier6447
    @capitalsoldier6447 6 років тому +104

    Fortnite name:
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
    Nineteen Ninety Nine
    McDonalds

  • @ww1americanmachinegunner248
    @ww1americanmachinegunner248 4 роки тому +55

    Has anyone seen the person that fell for the “Epic Nickname” thing. He actually said his address and what time his parents got home
    I did it to and John Wick is safe

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 6 років тому +537

    So guys we did it, we scammed little kids into putting their mom's credit card on the internet

  • @Kick-Yum
    @Kick-Yum 6 років тому +425

    is it just me or pyro is pewdiepie in another universe

  • @ihatejustiny4263
    @ihatejustiny4263 6 років тому +54

    First name: 1sawmill court; bowmanville; Ontario; Canada
    Second name: mom works 8:05-5:20 dad works 1:00pm-9:00
    Last name: Snickers

    • @alexw3777
      @alexw3777 6 років тому

      It was ironic dude

    • @grimlockthe1823
      @grimlockthe1823 6 років тому +6

      r/woooooooooosh

    • @thebruh5184
      @thebruh5184 6 років тому +6

      sawmill? do you live on a tf2 map?

    • @meh3786
      @meh3786 6 років тому

      I thought the same thing

    • @thebruh5184
      @thebruh5184 6 років тому

      @@meh3786 lol add me on steam

  • @internetduck1520
    @internetduck1520 3 роки тому +12

    "or a pandemic"
    *suspicious 2020 noises*

  • @Funnybruhmoment69
    @Funnybruhmoment69 5 років тому +184

    Pewdiepie: Brotherhood Of Steel
    Pyro : Brotherhood Outcasts
    Me an intellectual :
    9 Year Olds Vs 9 Year Old Outcasts

    • @solairewarriorofthesun9213
      @solairewarriorofthesun9213 5 років тому +1

      Troll Streams just no. but yes

    • @Tn-ze5ey
      @Tn-ze5ey 5 років тому +3

      Lol fallout 3 reference

    • @slymarbo2559
      @slymarbo2559 4 роки тому +3

      @@Tn-ze5ey FALLOUT NEW VEGAS IS THE BEST GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @quagmire4469
      @quagmire4469 4 роки тому

      Cringe normie shut up

    • @slymarbo2559
      @slymarbo2559 4 роки тому

      @@quagmire4469 How dare you sush you stupid normie fallout new vegas best game E E E E E E E E E E E Foinfzbnjvnjfnvnifovvfinfvinvinvndi

  • @frinky21
    @frinky21 6 років тому +44

    john wick needs a couple of chug jugs and a gold scar.
    which are unobtainable with a credit card tho

    • @areeeeon
      @areeeeon 6 років тому +1

      A golden scar and a couple of C H U G J U G S

    • @user-rx5ks9fe1w
      @user-rx5ks9fe1w 6 років тому

      Shut up nerd

    • @frinky21
      @frinky21 6 років тому +1

      @@user-rx5ks9fe1w thats really mean can you apologize im crying :""""(

  • @blueconx
    @blueconx 6 років тому +25

    8:13 Corporal - So, when we heading to Washington?
    Pyro - When the time is right Corporal...when the time is right.

  • @toxic_shr00m
    @toxic_shr00m 3 роки тому +1

    God I love when he laughs after his own joke, during which you can see him hold back said joke

  • @greatnine.o1887
    @greatnine.o1887 6 років тому +209

    First name:420 Weed St, 696 696
    Middle name: pee pee time
    Last name:Weed

    • @greatnine.o1887
      @greatnine.o1887 6 років тому +7

      She drank

    • @fumblefumble99
      @fumblefumble99 6 років тому +3

      @@greatnine.o1887 a lot...

    • @gotkiloskilos
      @gotkiloskilos 6 років тому +1

      like he said, his fanbase is mostly nine year olds.

    • @greatnine.o1887
      @greatnine.o1887 6 років тому +1

      Ser Blazed I stole my dads credit card to make this
      comment

    • @fourlamb1
      @fourlamb1 6 років тому +1

      Should have been weed street 420, 420 lol

  • @teandeekay
    @teandeekay 6 років тому +97

    fortnite: "you can only get v-bucks from the shop"
    that's where you're wrong kiddo

    • @ryanslater5521
      @ryanslater5521 6 років тому +1

      Twist ya you can get them in my van kids

    • @Look_447
      @Look_447 6 років тому +2

      @@ryanslater5521 yes daddy

  • @spectator7269
    @spectator7269 6 років тому +40

    Thank you Pyrocynical, very cool!

  • @hamburgamer2043
    @hamburgamer2043 3 роки тому +4

    pyro is good at foreshadowing

  • @pantingsquidward540
    @pantingsquidward540 6 років тому +90

    56419 Homebrew Drive, 5 years ago, Lemon Warheads

  • @zorgolon4100
    @zorgolon4100 6 років тому +64

    I'm so lonely i don't even receive presidential alerts
    :(

    • @filthy.kasual
      @filthy.kasual 6 років тому +1

      Zorgolon same

    • @aliteralhorse5023
      @aliteralhorse5023 6 років тому

      @@filthy.kasual I like the profile picture/name combo my friend

    • @Metamorphoryth
      @Metamorphoryth 6 років тому

      You have an Obama phone

    • @JohnBread69
      @JohnBread69 6 років тому

      Jacob Moore uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ oןןǝɥ

  • @IchHaba
    @IchHaba 6 років тому +122

    11:14
    he actually reacted to my meme, gassed 🙏😁

  • @coleevans8994
    @coleevans8994 3 роки тому +4

    I swear to god the closed captions are funnier than the actual video💀

  • @countcampula
    @countcampula 6 років тому +89

    They turned John Wick from fortnite into a movie.

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 6 років тому +562

    *VBucks > Bitcoin*

  • @chippy0026
    @chippy0026 6 років тому +75

    Look How Many Ravens This Battle Bus Can Fit. Slaps Roof Of Battle Bus.

  • @braedynlopez9562
    @braedynlopez9562 2 роки тому +3

    These captions are insane

  • @d4148
    @d4148 6 років тому +77

    *Presidential Alert:* This video isn't Petscop 2, no need to watch.

  • @HTK256
    @HTK256 6 років тому +100

    12:55 *No, bad furry. No touch precious jojo.*

    • @billgaming8623
      @billgaming8623 6 років тому

      HTK256 what is jojo

    • @HTK256
      @HTK256 6 років тому +1

      @@billgaming8623 It's a very well known anime

    • @artorou6561
      @artorou6561 6 років тому +9

      HTK256 Holy shit I thought I was the only one who noticed giorno's hair.

    • @HTK256
      @HTK256 6 років тому +10

      @@artorou6561 yeah this video was really a golden experience.

    • @theknitby
      @theknitby 6 років тому

      dirty fucking weeb

  • @God-eu6sz
    @God-eu6sz 6 років тому +116

    📁bank
    ->📁my account
    ⚠this folder is empty

  • @bazzadin5213
    @bazzadin5213 4 роки тому

    I like the Closed Captions on this video, some surprisingly neat Easter eggs and humour.

  • @DowsingDepths
    @DowsingDepths 6 років тому +22

    After I saw the shaving cut, its ALL I could see

    • @eoin730
      @eoin730 6 років тому +1

      How tf y’all gon have Russian niggas up in ya UA-cam name???

    • @androidinblack5291
      @androidinblack5291 6 років тому

      How the fuck did you miss pyro literally plugging the channel membership for an entire week’s worth of videos?

    • @annalise2066
      @annalise2066 6 років тому

      same help me please

  • @gaminkingtug1675
    @gaminkingtug1675 6 років тому +59

    A message for everyone
    Pyrocinical needs your help
    He needs your credit card to get VBucks
    His dad’s in prison
    And he can’t buy a Thanos Car

  • @CeLautrec
    @CeLautrec 6 років тому +29

    That modern warfare music made me get nostalgia flashbacks. Thank you for that, seriously.

  • @din4593
    @din4593 4 роки тому +61

    "Guys, there is a serious epidemic going around" that didn't age well

    • @IrisXen
      @IrisXen 3 роки тому

      This is a pandemic

    • @din4593
      @din4593 3 роки тому

      @@IrisXen still funny. No need to get technical.

    • @hanzo8914
      @hanzo8914 3 роки тому

      @@din4593 an epidemic is a virus that originates in the country you're currently in
      a pandemic is a virus that originates in a different country you're not in

    • @santiustelive
      @santiustelive 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@hanzo8914 A pandemic is a virus that spreads through the whole world, while the epidemic refers to a sudden increase in the number of cases of a disease above what is normally expected in that population in the area.

  • @captainmalice
    @captainmalice 6 років тому +49

    2468-6969-4200-1738
    Expiration date: 9/11/2001

    • @PU8698
      @PU8698 6 років тому

      Oh great it will expire in 2 years

    • @memeclub4390
      @memeclub4390 6 років тому

      Its expired for 17 years xD

    • @PU8698
      @PU8698 6 років тому

      BuT It iS ThE yEaR 1933 NoW IsN't iT¿

  • @AJ-lw9kp
    @AJ-lw9kp 6 років тому +20

    6:54 When you are looking for the humor in the Presidential Alert meme.

  • @Nathorix
    @Nathorix 6 років тому +294

    OMG, I'm friends with the kid at 0:23... he's called GoldenNinja50. I'm sending him this. This is my favorite video now.
    Edit: People are claiming I like Fortnite and that I'm a bad person for being friends with him. I mean I know the guy and despise Fortnite.

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 3 роки тому +18

    Pyro said he never leaves his house, he mentioned the word pandemic... illuminate confirmed

  • @fabman0318
    @fabman0318 6 років тому +254

    My epic fornite name
    First Name: 763 Titled Towers at TT3 Q6J
    Middle Name: Never, My parents are unemployed lmao
    Last Name: Any candy I'm a fat diabetic
    What's yours?

    • @A1isSaucy
      @A1isSaucy 6 років тому +1

      Fabman03 omg I’m a tard I thought what’s yours said read more and I feel like I’m autistic

    • @xxx4820
      @xxx4820 6 років тому

      My name is 935 Viking village VV6N0L
      Middle name: I have no parents
      Last name: wood
      I always run out of wood
      Wat urssssss?

    • @brugman013
      @brugman013 6 років тому

      heres mine:
      First name: somewhere at the void
      Middle Name: I don't know
      Last Name: none lol

    • @Slimecade
      @Slimecade 6 років тому

      First Name: E
      Middle Name: EE EE
      Last Name: E3
      wuts yers

    • @BStahl-lf9ot
      @BStahl-lf9ot 6 років тому +1

      First Name: Hodor
      Middle Name: Hodor
      Last Name: Hodor

  • @cristo236
    @cristo236 6 років тому +10

    "I'm gonna swap my credit card for his mom's credit card."
    responsible parents

  • @Repto-bg4yb
    @Repto-bg4yb 6 років тому +53

    Is it just me or has pyrotechnical gotten younger the more he makes videos

    • @nonka370
      @nonka370 6 років тому +31

      That's because he steals the souls of the children he bullies.

    • @moonbeetle0417
      @moonbeetle0417 6 років тому

      Tbh he did get thinner

    • @xlur8949
      @xlur8949 6 років тому +1

      he's a vampire, watch too many jjba

    • @Dogasupreme
      @Dogasupreme 6 років тому +1

      Albert Llamoso The Bizarre Adventure of this Arch Nemesis of Mine? The Joestar Family?!??!!!!! MUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      thank you, Dio
      Very cool!

    • @mustardroshi418
      @mustardroshi418 6 років тому

      a gf can really chaing u man try it smtmes

  • @ArcadeTiger
    @ArcadeTiger 3 роки тому +3

    09:45 looking at how things turned out, I’d say it is indeed canonical

  • @apxcrypha3516
    @apxcrypha3516 6 років тому +57

    0:41 Top 10 anime betrayals

  • @fuckbruh5093
    @fuckbruh5093 6 років тому +11

    So guys, we did it. We helped John Wick escape from Tilted Towers

  • @coleisaac6799
    @coleisaac6799 6 років тому +112

    Pyro you need to roast Slazo since he fired at you

  • @Daedric999
    @Daedric999 4 роки тому +49

    I'm not mad I got 4 ads in 5 minutes I'm jus glad pyro is actually getting ads

  • @tonywilliams4020
    @tonywilliams4020 6 років тому +18

    That feeling when you shave for the first time in your life even though you're in your mid twenties and accidently cut yourself in several places on your lower jaw and then record a Pyrocynical video without wiping off the blood and then try and meme it in post so your twelve year old audience doesn't bully you.

    • @AB-rv2lj
      @AB-rv2lj 6 років тому +1

      Ooooooooooo

  • @imlikewoah
    @imlikewoah 6 років тому +63

    i thought stealing my dads debit card for drugs was bad, now i don't feel as pathetic.

    • @hithere5568
      @hithere5568 6 років тому +7

      kittenpuffs you’re buying drugs with a credit card? Amateur

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 6 років тому +7

      Steal it for FREE ROBU-
      *ROBLOX Account gets Terminated (NOT CLICKBAIT)(GONE WRONG)(CAN WE HOT 50K LIKES?)*

    • @flankscout
      @flankscout 6 років тому

      Wait what?

    • @KaRuNaRuGa
      @KaRuNaRuGa 6 років тому

      Lol. What?!

    • @imlikewoah
      @imlikewoah 6 років тому

      Kill me.

  • @contentbandit4797
    @contentbandit4797 6 років тому +77

    Forget the candy vans with tinted windows, it’s busses giving out free vbucks

    • @jacobhinchliffe3366
      @jacobhinchliffe3366 6 років тому

      It's Bandito Dorito not Dorito Bandito

    • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
      @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 6 років тому

      *Kevin Spacey be like*
      >mfw unlimited amount of underaged boypussy if I give anyway vbucks like candy

    • @maxwaine84
      @maxwaine84 6 років тому

      Jäger ripoff lmao

  • @FritoTheLay
    @FritoTheLay 4 роки тому +10

    9:03 pyro predicting the future

    • @MrPink-cn5rr
      @MrPink-cn5rr 3 роки тому +1

      The dimensions are being desorption

    • @Zilly.
      @Zilly. 3 роки тому

      He literally predicted the 3 things he said lmao