Pyro was never taught how to properly shave his face since his father went to prison and couldn't teach him. This is so sad. Free Pyro's father please.
@@themetallicbrick3565 BUM BURUR UM BURURUM BURABURA BURA BUM BUM.BUM BUM BURARA BUM BURARARARA : WHATS UP GUYS TODAY I JUST GOT EVERYTHING IN THE ITEM SHOP COMPLETELY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
When this video came out- “We don’t need it if there’s been an attack, a serious event, or a pandemic, no no no.” Now- *coronavirus pandemic with no presidential alert*
the alert would be when it reached the country and the first couple people got it but our president is an incel and doesnt care, mAyBe ThInK bEfOrE yOu CoMmEnT
@@dizzyz8485 That isnt an emergency alert. EMERGENCY ALERT: SOMEONE IN OUR COUNTRY GOT A VIRUS! Thats causing mass panic for no real reason. An emergency alert would be something like EMERGENCY ALERT: CURRENTLY BEING RAIDED BY GERMANY.
Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
Pyro's shirt is so ironic Fortnite: *exists* Jake Paul: *is totally a sociopath* Me: *no will to live* John Wick: *needs credit cards* Pyro: everything will be okay. Fanbase: *bullies him*
*OH MY GOD* *MY MOM AND DAD TOOK AWAY MY XBOX AND DELETED FORTNITE* *SO, I THEN PUT MY PARENTS CREDIT CARD ON THE INTERNET* *THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EPIC*
*Presidential alert* John Wick needs your help from epic gamers but the only way he can do that is with your parents credit card and the 3 digits on the back but you have to be quick before John Wick gets wrecked by epic gamers
Has anyone seen the person that fell for the “Epic Nickname” thing. He actually said his address and what time his parents got home I did it to and John Wick is safe
@@din4593 an epidemic is a virus that originates in the country you're currently in a pandemic is a virus that originates in a different country you're not in
@@hanzo8914 A pandemic is a virus that spreads through the whole world, while the epidemic refers to a sudden increase in the number of cases of a disease above what is normally expected in that population in the area.
OMG, I'm friends with the kid at 0:23... he's called GoldenNinja50. I'm sending him this. This is my favorite video now. Edit: People are claiming I like Fortnite and that I'm a bad person for being friends with him. I mean I know the guy and despise Fortnite.
My epic fornite name First Name: 763 Titled Towers at TT3 Q6J Middle Name: Never, My parents are unemployed lmao Last Name: Any candy I'm a fat diabetic What's yours?
Albert Llamoso The Bizarre Adventure of this Arch Nemesis of Mine? The Joestar Family?!??!!!!! MUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you, Dio Very cool!
That feeling when you shave for the first time in your life even though you're in your mid twenties and accidently cut yourself in several places on your lower jaw and then record a Pyrocynical video without wiping off the blood and then try and meme it in post so your twelve year old audience doesn't bully you.
pyrocynical is bad at shaving
Tru
yes
Annihilated
What afucking noobb lmao 😂😂
nob
My dad beat me, took my pc and locked me in the basement without food for 3 weeks but at least i know John Wick is safe
Memes All Day Everyday holy shit, how is it in the basement
Eh thats pretty light
*_hMm_* 🤔
This is the number sto-pit-get the back sais some help
Basically stop it get sum help
Trump: No action is needed.
(internet takes action by turning it into a meme)
Trump: Didn’t expect that reaction, but that’s okay.
324 likes and now 1 comment nice 👌
FURRY skinnnnn when dbz skins ?
🤣
No island
Furries
That's me
12:36 pyro spitting straight facts
He is speaking enchanting table
Facts
what's the name of the song though it's fantastic
Pyro from tf2
Subtitles
thanks Sony. now i cant hear what Pyro is trying to say in the outro.
QU1T07 honestly probably funnier than whatever he said lol
Yos
@@buzzlightyear7722 he was just talking and then getting earraped is better.
QU1T07 it’s an actual bruh moment
Some_Russian_Kid its because his outro song got copyright claimed lol
*steals mom's purse*
*gets back on camera*
"SO GUYS WE DID IT WE-"
-finally stole me mums purse.
_John Wick Hungers For Your Credit Card Numbers._
IM S A N S!! dude i see you everywhere
*okay hold on a sec.......*
You are the new justin.y
Daniel Sambar stop showing up
New Justin Y and PowahSlap Entertainment
When Pyro said: *outro music*
I cried
*I'm 9 and this is deep*
Safer then chungus
@@darth_autismo I'm 4 and this is deep
@@Wavys493 I'm a cell and this is deep
I was 8 when I first head this, and I just looked past it. Now I’m 9 and I really understand what he meant. I really understand his *pain*
*_This is so sad,Enter your moms credit card to help Pyro pay his bills_*
6969 2969 4120 8291
6969 1337 lmao
696969696969696969696
It's not to long before he gets wrecked by _Demonitization_
credit card type: VISA
Credit Card name: mr Micheal Hunt
Valid from: 06/19
Expires: 04/30
sort code: 01-00-09
Account Number: 12367801 00
Card number: 3723 3206 0456 9623
Bank: Mcdolans
Pyro was never taught how to properly shave his face since his father went to prison and couldn't teach him. This is so sad.
Free Pyro's father please.
Honestly, I was scrolling, waiting for somebody to make a comment on that. Bless up
I was wondering what those weird dots are
Alexa play despicito
Somebody pay his bail. Pyro needs him
Can we hit -8 like
VBucks are going to be the world's currency by 2030
OH GOD NO
ECONOMIES
HOLY SHIT
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Bitcoin 2 baby
If this happens I think the whole world will crash
@@wow6596 be quiet soyboi
No 2018 December 25th
Presidential alert:
A man has fallen into the river in Lego city
PuppyYT HEYYY
PuppyYT no it’s what the person says in the commercial. I didn’t see anyone else say to build the LEGO city boat so I just went with it
@@pupster8956 bruh moment
@@artoriastheobesewalker8636 sorry your name reminded me of one of my friends so i thought of something completely different sr
@@pupster8956 bruh
here before it gets reuploaded
You're late, give me your credit card number or I will game end you
0:35 LMAO I know that kid
@@solowingpixy-9569 game end him
Oh hey.
He'll get game ended by John Wick
Why is pyro actually consistently uploading
He blew through last month's earnings
Why complain my guy
Because hes an EPIC gamer
Because he's trying to bury the So Guys We Did It memes
It's terrifying isn't it?
John Wick may need your help, but after seeing the fortnite clickbait kids in this video, so do I :(
My credit card: 69420666718
Same.
Get out of here stalker. Go upload more
My address is 1483 changle street
@Seductive Sylveon Working on a new video rn
0:38 Bald Martin isn’t bald anymore, noooo!
First name: 420 weed street 6969
Middle name: 6am
Last name: sour patches
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM
@@alienween1491 his name is LeBron
I got
First Name: Fuck
Middle Name: Off
Last Name: Pyro
shut up dingus head
Barrios Come to 6969 Gay street at 7 am and give me some Reese’s
Presidential alert
Pyrocynical's dad escaped prison
*Playing Pew news theme*
*B R E A K I N G N E W S*
oh bro thats so *epic*
Fuck kill Daddi Pyro
This is so sad Alexa play Despacito
Did anyone else get a scam add saying it had free Minecraft in the video?
@John Wick mad lad
No I had a minecraft that had a scamadd
I got one for fortnite instead,
“So I’m going to show you guys how I get every item in the item shop completely free!”
@@themetallicbrick3565 BUM BURUR UM BURURUM BURABURA BURA BUM BUM.BUM BUM BURARA BUM BURARARARA : WHATS UP GUYS TODAY I JUST GOT EVERYTHING IN THE ITEM SHOP COMPLETELY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@omdano6432 hilarious
7:12 “Boomer”
Pyro: *The laws of time are mine*
So boomers didn't exist back then?
TaiAnej nah he talkin bout the meme
@@12screaminghosesveryloud i know
TaiAnej ok cool
Spooked I clicked on a fuckin mid roll
2017: Pyro bullies children
2018: Children bully Pyro
The tables have turned
500 iq
*Top ten anime battles*
Top 10 anime plot twists
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT
where is the petscop 2 video
*So guys we did it, we scammed a quarter of a million kids.*
You can tell that whoever made the closed captions was just having so much fun with it
who uses cc lol never even noticed
Pyro's just jealous because he can't use his dad's credit card because he's in prison
LMAOO
Complete facts
thats pretty EPIC
Falkery HoLy MoLy Is YoUr ChAnNeL a JoJo’S rEfErEnCe
We all joking about this but somewhere out in the Earth some kid thought it was true
I did this on a fortnite montage video and a Kid replied with their moms credit card
There was. Some kid posted his mom's credit card number on one of them.
@Feminist Vegan had a bad day?
Come on guys, get your credit cards out already. We need to secure that victory royal for John Wick.
Daniel_KB you first
Okay submit mine for me
4325 2910 0942 1245
8/2021
390
Daniel_KB
8520 1836 4850 1778
8/21
135
Save John Wick for me plz
Mine is
1337-8008-3693-0880
666
9/11
@@uncleal9523 whooosh
Pyro: "I want ads"
Also Pyro: *Uses copyrighted music*
@The Meme boi probably meant bad guys
So guys we will never get Petscop 2
Your picture 😍😍
Whats a petscop?
Petscop 2 = Half Life 3 confirmed
Hoffentlich...
Hust ich mein „Hopefully“
Mhm
You could say it's a serious EPIC-demic!
Josh Taylor absolutely E P I C
+Steven Tsakiris Another libtard DESTROYED by EPIC facts and logic
E P I C
Just get out m8
First name: So guys
Middle name: we did it
Last name: We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
@Big Pussycat ok virgin
epic
I'm super virrgin -random guy in matchmaking
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meme is dead
When this video came out- “We don’t need it if there’s been an attack, a serious event, or a pandemic, no no no.”
Now- *coronavirus pandemic with no presidential alert*
What exactly would the alert be? Maybe think before you even comment.
the alert would be when it reached the country and the first couple people got it but our president is an incel and doesnt care, mAyBe ThInK bEfOrE yOu CoMmEnT
@@dizzyz8485 That isnt an emergency alert. EMERGENCY ALERT: SOMEONE IN OUR COUNTRY GOT A VIRUS!
Thats causing mass panic for no real reason. An emergency alert would be something like EMERGENCY ALERT: CURRENTLY BEING RAIDED BY GERMANY.
@Kenli Bryant I'm not saying no country used the alert system. I'm just saying that I think using the alert system for a virus is overkill.
Kieran Bratson youre like the person that laughs at his nan for being a ‘boomer’ and dying from the virus
Grandayy and Dolan Dark should join forces to game end Pyro
OfficialHamzaYT I have been bullied but today is the The day
*IM GONNA GAME END MYSELF*
9-YᎬᎪᎡ ᎾᏞᎠᏚ ᎪᎢᎢᎪᏟK ᎢᎻᏆᏚ ᎷᎪN
Until Facebook steals their memes
Pyro should go commit game end
@@veiruze5208 attack 9 years old ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2015: pyro bullying kids
2018: kids bullying pyro
Edit: holy shit thanks for the likes
Lil_Frankie1234 2018: Pyro decides to bully kids for bullying him after he bullied them
And this is what its all about
2019 pyro game ends pewdiepie
karma
YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY
Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
I want to help Jon wik, my credit card nunber is 483 and it ecspires in 2021, janyary 24
Mine is
492810480023
05/07
753
Thanks
"Or a pandemic"
Well... this is awkward.
First name: 6111 Pioner hill dr, 80923
Middle Name: 8:00 am
Last Name:Hersheys Cookies n Creme
Daank Meems but hersheys cookies n cream is good
Cool name:)
excuse me what the fuck
@Endure and Survive lol
*inserts credit card number*
gets gnomed
g’not a g’nome
3492-9838-9991
01/10
204
Browncheeze 4239-5490-0987-0876 06/21 666
I got an impeachment ad right after the presidential alert segment.
*They're onto me.*
Damn pyro predicted the pandemic
“Pc? More like libtard” - pyro 2018
My 🅱️oi 🅱️en shapiro will destroy all those li🅱️tards EPIC STYLE
Pyro's shirt is so ironic
Fortnite: *exists*
Jake Paul: *is totally a sociopath*
Me: *no will to live*
John Wick: *needs credit cards*
Pyro: everything will be okay.
Fanbase: *bullies him*
S
Epic despacito
LOL!
R/woooooosh
R/woooooosh
so guys we did it, we helped john wick wipe out the squads in the tilted towers
Pyro's laugh is amazing... it's freakin' hilarious
This video was made by m14 gang
Olympia gang sucks
Is this the taste of a liar gio Giovanni
Is that a motha fakkin' Jojo's reference!?
GIOVANNI?!?!?!?!?!
Giornoh Giovannah! *licks*
Gang Star
PLOOPLY ah yes
Pyro needs our help guys, ad revenue isn’t doing too good, and he needs money.
Everyone put your credit card number into the comment section
@@turnerwilson6567 42069 69420 02469 96042
So guys, we did it. We went bankrupt
0:48 he’s a wizard he knew from the start
Change your name to funny dank or ill game end you.
God?
i'm so scared
Lol I remember that video
Not all heroes wear capes
Zesty Boinkner do it
*OH MY GOD*
*MY MOM AND DAD TOOK AWAY MY XBOX AND DELETED FORTNITE*
*SO, I THEN PUT MY PARENTS CREDIT CARD ON THE INTERNET*
*THIS IS GOING TO BE SO EPIC*
So guys we did it we stole half a quarter million credit card numbers.
I love how you can see the announcer s little smile at the end of the "offical" messafe
*Presidential alert*
John Wick needs your help from epic gamers but the only way he can do that is with your parents credit card and the 3 digits on the back but you have to be quick before John Wick gets wrecked by epic gamers
420
i like how 12:35 and beyond got absolutely massacred
"i'm done, i-" *blaring music*
Umg has entered the chat
Fortnite name:
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Nineteen Ninety Nine
McDonalds
What are you morons?
NotAnMLGPro i ogre
Has anyone seen the person that fell for the “Epic Nickname” thing. He actually said his address and what time his parents got home
I did it to and John Wick is safe
Of course I know him, hes me
So guys we did it, we scammed little kids into putting their mom's credit card on the internet
Shut fuck nerd lol
stop
Poor mom
Dank is quality
LYNQ saying rwoosh on everything isn't funny
is it just me or pyro is pewdiepie in another universe
hes pewdiepie in this universe bro
Pewdiepie stole his 9 yr olds
What
Purple pewds
British Pewds.
First name: 1sawmill court; bowmanville; Ontario; Canada
Second name: mom works 8:05-5:20 dad works 1:00pm-9:00
Last name: Snickers
It was ironic dude
r/woooooooooosh
sawmill? do you live on a tf2 map?
I thought the same thing
@@meh3786 lol add me on steam
"or a pandemic"
*suspicious 2020 noises*
Pewdiepie: Brotherhood Of Steel
Pyro : Brotherhood Outcasts
Me an intellectual :
9 Year Olds Vs 9 Year Old Outcasts
Troll Streams just no. but yes
Lol fallout 3 reference
@@Tn-ze5ey FALLOUT NEW VEGAS IS THE BEST GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cringe normie shut up
@@quagmire4469 How dare you sush you stupid normie fallout new vegas best game E E E E E E E E E E E Foinfzbnjvnjfnvnifovvfinfvinvinvndi
john wick needs a couple of chug jugs and a gold scar.
which are unobtainable with a credit card tho
A golden scar and a couple of C H U G J U G S
Shut up nerd
@@user-rx5ks9fe1w thats really mean can you apologize im crying :""""(
8:13 Corporal - So, when we heading to Washington?
Pyro - When the time is right Corporal...when the time is right.
Hope this meme gets the likes it deserves
God I love when he laughs after his own joke, during which you can see him hold back said joke
First name:420 Weed St, 696 696
Middle name: pee pee time
Last name:Weed
She drank
@@greatnine.o1887 a lot...
like he said, his fanbase is mostly nine year olds.
Ser Blazed I stole my dads credit card to make this
comment
Should have been weed street 420, 420 lol
fortnite: "you can only get v-bucks from the shop"
that's where you're wrong kiddo
Twist ya you can get them in my van kids
@@ryanslater5521 yes daddy
Thank you Pyrocynical, very cool!
pyro is good at foreshadowing
56419 Homebrew Drive, 5 years ago, Lemon Warheads
Panting Squidward This is probably not real.
5 years ago 😂
5 years ago... oof
I'm so lonely i don't even receive presidential alerts
:(
Zorgolon same
@@filthy.kasual I like the profile picture/name combo my friend
You have an Obama phone
Jacob Moore uɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ oןןǝɥ
11:14
he actually reacted to my meme, gassed 🙏😁
*gasps*
Eyy congrats
*gassed*
HabaHax 100th like!
You English? Bare gassed fam
I swear to god the closed captions are funnier than the actual video💀
They turned John Wick from fortnite into a movie.
Manga was better.
movie into fortnite*
Amaury12v right over his head
mr oof r/woooosh
There’s always someone who doesn’t get it
*VBucks > Bitcoin*
ROBUX are worth more than VBucks
Twitter retweets > v bucks
*pyro's ad revenue > vbucks*
You imply there's a difference?
@@johannesgames0425 Nope Minecoins
Look How Many Ravens This Battle Bus Can Fit. Slaps Roof Of Battle Bus.
*slaps roof of battle bus*
*this baby can carry 100 virgins*
These captions are insane
*Presidential Alert:* This video isn't Petscop 2, no need to watch.
12:55 *No, bad furry. No touch precious jojo.*
HTK256 what is jojo
@@billgaming8623 It's a very well known anime
HTK256 Holy shit I thought I was the only one who noticed giorno's hair.
@@artorou6561 yeah this video was really a golden experience.
dirty fucking weeb
📁bank
->📁my account
⚠this folder is empty
mmm l 900k
perfection
I like the Closed Captions on this video, some surprisingly neat Easter eggs and humour.
After I saw the shaving cut, its ALL I could see
How tf y’all gon have Russian niggas up in ya UA-cam name???
How the fuck did you miss pyro literally plugging the channel membership for an entire week’s worth of videos?
same help me please
A message for everyone
Pyrocinical needs your help
He needs your credit card to get VBucks
His dad’s in prison
And he can’t buy a Thanos Car
That modern warfare music made me get nostalgia flashbacks. Thank you for that, seriously.
Same
As soon as I heard it I was given flashbacks to OMA + Danger Close
"Guys, there is a serious epidemic going around" that didn't age well
This is a pandemic
@@IrisXen still funny. No need to get technical.
@@din4593 an epidemic is a virus that originates in the country you're currently in
a pandemic is a virus that originates in a different country you're not in
@@hanzo8914 A pandemic is a virus that spreads through the whole world, while the epidemic refers to a sudden increase in the number of cases of a disease above what is normally expected in that population in the area.
2468-6969-4200-1738
Expiration date: 9/11/2001
Oh great it will expire in 2 years
Its expired for 17 years xD
BuT It iS ThE yEaR 1933 NoW IsN't iT¿
6:54 When you are looking for the humor in the Presidential Alert meme.
OMG, I'm friends with the kid at 0:23... he's called GoldenNinja50. I'm sending him this. This is my favorite video now.
Edit: People are claiming I like Fortnite and that I'm a bad person for being friends with him. I mean I know the guy and despise Fortnite.
Hi Nathorix you're cool
Nathorix hi nathorix I knew you stole his content!
that's not a good thing
Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you, pyrocincals fanbase
BOI
Pyro said he never leaves his house, he mentioned the word pandemic... illuminate confirmed
My epic fornite name
First Name: 763 Titled Towers at TT3 Q6J
Middle Name: Never, My parents are unemployed lmao
Last Name: Any candy I'm a fat diabetic
What's yours?
Fabman03 omg I’m a tard I thought what’s yours said read more and I feel like I’m autistic
My name is 935 Viking village VV6N0L
Middle name: I have no parents
Last name: wood
I always run out of wood
Wat urssssss?
heres mine:
First name: somewhere at the void
Middle Name: I don't know
Last Name: none lol
First Name: E
Middle Name: EE EE
Last Name: E3
wuts yers
First Name: Hodor
Middle Name: Hodor
Last Name: Hodor
"I'm gonna swap my credit card for his mom's credit card."
responsible parents
Is it just me or has pyrotechnical gotten younger the more he makes videos
That's because he steals the souls of the children he bullies.
Tbh he did get thinner
he's a vampire, watch too many jjba
Albert Llamoso The Bizarre Adventure of this Arch Nemesis of Mine? The Joestar Family?!??!!!!! MUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thank you, Dio
Very cool!
a gf can really chaing u man try it smtmes
09:45 looking at how things turned out, I’d say it is indeed canonical
0:41 Top 10 anime betrayals
So guys, we did it. We helped John Wick escape from Tilted Towers
Pyro you need to roast Slazo since he fired at you
The U.S.S.R yes
Praise the Soviet Union
@@friendlycrusader2394 praise lord tachanka
Slazo?
More like: Slazwho
I'm not mad I got 4 ads in 5 minutes I'm jus glad pyro is actually getting ads
4? I only got 2.
2! I only got one?!
You guys are getting ads
CoolDoggo I got a free vbucks ad
That feeling when you shave for the first time in your life even though you're in your mid twenties and accidently cut yourself in several places on your lower jaw and then record a Pyrocynical video without wiping off the blood and then try and meme it in post so your twelve year old audience doesn't bully you.
Ooooooooooo
i thought stealing my dads debit card for drugs was bad, now i don't feel as pathetic.
kittenpuffs you’re buying drugs with a credit card? Amateur
Steal it for FREE ROBU-
*ROBLOX Account gets Terminated (NOT CLICKBAIT)(GONE WRONG)(CAN WE HOT 50K LIKES?)*
Wait what?
Lol. What?!
Kill me.
Forget the candy vans with tinted windows, it’s busses giving out free vbucks
It's Bandito Dorito not Dorito Bandito
*Kevin Spacey be like*
>mfw unlimited amount of underaged boypussy if I give anyway vbucks like candy
Jäger ripoff lmao
9:03 pyro predicting the future
The dimensions are being desorption
He literally predicted the 3 things he said lmao