A word of warning: this audio gets a bit dark! This is about 15 minutes of soft spoken audio, followed by 15 minutes of rain. For the best listening experience, I suggest turning your volume down until you can just barely hear the thunderstorm, but ultimately you do what you want. I'm not the boss of you! Also, a disclaimer: obviously this is a work of fiction. I don't want to murder you! (And if you ever meet me, please don't murder me, either!) And be sure to check out Emerald Ashes Audio who wrote the fantastic script! ua-cam.com/channels/psZ9FE8SPpgN0Wn-qdhLHA.html
The script was quite short (only about 750 words, which would normally only be around 5-7 minutes of finished audio!) and while I stretched it as far as I could with a bit of adlibbing, the structure simply couldn't support more length.
You mean to tell me you're not a yandere/tsudere/vampire/orc/sheep/supervillain/queen/mad scientist who wants to marry/kidnap/date/kill me? You lied to me for all those years?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I'm pretty sure my dear it's going to be nothing short of amazing but at this stage of my life nothing ever really scares me anymore
“Basically this is pillow talk if you’re an Addams” So basically the truest form of love on Earth? Also while that got dark, that’s just how foreplay goes sometimes.
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I love doing darker, spookier content, but it tends to be quite hit or miss with my audience, so I'm always glad to learn when someone likes it.
@@doomslayer1732 Yes agreed brothers, Without us the world would be in turmoil. Why, doom marine without you who would stop the use of hell power on mars? SCP, without your containment knowledge this planet would almost sease to exist.
If that's where you tastes run, might I suggest my "Sequels, Series and Long Form Audios" playlist? ua-cam.com/play/PL5Z1dc_MdUF1oZESDKvzdPaPhHVwQ2oNQ.html Nothing but longer audios and storylines for your listening pleasure.
She's got spirit, but she may be a bit too intense for my taste. She can stay, but I'm gonna need her to bring it down about twenty notches! Vel is the best at taking things I normally dislike and making them really enjoyable. I'm not sure how she does it, but I'm really glad!
Thank you so much, I definitely try! (But obviously please never feel pressured to try and enjoy something I've made that isn't to your taste! I know my content is all over the map, tone-wise!)
That was really sweet. I actually really enjoy the sentiment in this audio. It's hard to find ones as good as this. I don't know if it counts as creepy though.
That was strangely sweet. I love the dissonance between that seductive voice (which I'd like to hear more often) and the things it's saying. (I also like that I got to use the word dissonance - it's a great word.)
Thank you for this…idc how dark it is..I needed this today…tbh I’m crying as I am typing this so this is from the bottom of my broken,trying to beat Heart. Thank you
I have never had a piece of thumbnail art put such a vivid image and understanding of the audio into my mind as this one. It's like I could see the menu in a video game of "Do you really want to do this?" Wondeful art, video was as promised, good stuff. Yes, creepy at the end, but we were well warned.
This sounds like something Morticia and Gomez Adams would say to each other. And I'm ALL for it, I like disturbing compliments. This needs to be a whole genre
Pillow talk if you are an Addams. LOL. I guess I am an Addams at heart then. I loved it. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
That's it, I have subscribed. Your Voice Acting is beautifully done (Your Voice is beautiful in general) Top quality content. This channel is underrated. Keep it up Velvet. Edit: This was well done and indeed is a masterpiece. I love it. You're great at this stuff.
Stuff like this makes me wonder if I'll ever be happy with a nice comforting, easygoing girlfriend. The lure of the dark side is way too strong to ignore, even though it might get me killed. Amazing job, BTW :)
This kind of flirting reminds me of the Addams family. Dark and gorey but it sees the positive side of those things and uses them to describe the ones they love most...
*Laughs nervously* *Gulps* "Wow...! the way you hug me was hot and steamy. It feels like I can't escape from your grasp. Are you in heat? I think you are. Um, do you want something more crazy and fun?" ~Ivan Vladimir Anderson
yea, it is a bit intense but I love the passion; and It is passion of love, not hate, or anger, or jealousy, .. I want this. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Her: I've never been a terribly spiritual person, but I look at you and think, "Something has to be up there." Me, a Southern Baptist: HOLDS UP MY BIBLE EXCITEDLY On a marginally related topic, the creepiest compliment I've ever gotten was some girl very disrespectfully telling me that she wants me in a...certain nsfw way, solely because I look like Markiplier and, to her, it'd be the closest thing for her to "doing Markiplier". Needless to say, i did not take it as a compliment, LOL.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Absolutely did not give her any attention whatsoever. We weren't even dating and could barely be considered friends; that's how audacious she was, LOL.
I mean hey... If she says she loves me I'm inclined to believe her. Even if she's a little... Unhinged. But hey I'm not complaining! Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
😐.... you know, I was cool for a while; it was actually _good!_ I mean, she _reeeeeeeeeeeeeaally_ had me into it until she suddenly went all into taxidermy... *Her:* "So...what do you love about _me????"_ *Me:* Your... rather... _vivid_ imagination... just get's my heart...pounding....
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Vivid, visceral and very, _very_ vilely vixenish! 😅 I think a sassy wife is going to have to coax me to bed after this one, lol. Well done, V-Dub
Her: Oh you're awake~ Me: Yep I never sleep... Not anymore atleast Her: Sooo I can keep going??? Me: Yes... Why the hell not... Great audio as always!!!
@VanillaVelvetAudio 'Tis a beautiful curse, if you ask me. :3. You should do a character M4A ASMR as Cassandra, though. (Seriously, if I could, I'd pay A MILLION bucks to hear and see that :3...Maybe make it into a series??! :3. Pwease? ☺️😉😊😁😄😃😘).
Hot Yandere Gf: I love you... I...adore you.. Me really...?(。◕‿‿◕。👉)👈 Again, another wonderful execution coming from a very wonderful Asmr artist. This just screams RELAX, OR I WILL MAKE YOU RELAX pfft. Thank you for making my sleep so much fulfilling, Vanilla.
You know I relapsed on Yandrenine not long ago. This audio though... 2013-2018 Isa would've been TERRIFIED. Lot Of things have happened ever since. But boy... 2023 Isa is absolutely enthralled and it worries me😂
Whats the best way to be intimate with your partner? By being inside them. Doesnt matter why or how. And eating is one of natures most elegant dances that ties two beings together that can only be describes as "Life" and whats more REAL than Life?
I'm thinking she's not physically with me but sitting in her car outside in the rain. Watching me with the hidden cameras she's secretly put around my place, wearing my clothes she's stolen without my knowledge, caressing a doll she's made of me with my photo she's put over the face
@@VanillaVelvetAudio wait, you draw your own?! Like the ones that have the actual characters? Gosh, you are impressive. The art and editing and voice acting?! One woman production team
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest... and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes...
NGL if I had a girlfriend saying this to me I would be ok with everything until the dark stuff, then I would immediately start crying and telling her that she's scaring me, not scaring me away, just... really testing my fight, flight, or freeze response 🥲 (I'm a little bit of a crybaby fight me 😤 but not like actually fight me please 😅)
You are an enchatress Vanilla and now is the time you let me go my dear, for this isnt love you have me bond to this basement bed of yours to keep me safe, safe from who, From WHO, *cries*, Just set me free.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I swear I'm hearing mouth and plate sounds. At the very least breathing and other ruffling but that's normal cause uh, sleep. Maybe I'm paranoid.
A word of warning: this audio gets a bit dark! This is about 15 minutes of soft spoken audio, followed by 15 minutes of rain. For the best listening experience, I suggest turning your volume down until you can just barely hear the thunderstorm, but ultimately you do what you want. I'm not the boss of you!
Also, a disclaimer: obviously this is a work of fiction. I don't want to murder you! (And if you ever meet me, please don't murder me, either!) And be sure to check out Emerald Ashes Audio who wrote the fantastic script! ua-cam.com/channels/psZ9FE8SPpgN0Wn-qdhLHA.html
How come it’s only 15 minutes
The script was quite short (only about 750 words, which would normally only be around 5-7 minutes of finished audio!) and while I stretched it as far as I could with a bit of adlibbing, the structure simply couldn't support more length.
You mean to tell me you're not a yandere/tsudere/vampire/orc/sheep/supervillain/queen/mad scientist who wants to marry/kidnap/date/kill me? You lied to me for all those years?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I'm pretty sure my dear it's going to be nothing short of amazing but at this stage of my life nothing ever really scares me anymore
You are the boss of me though🥺
Scriptwriter here~ Oh, this is a fun one. Always love to see it in the wild. Thanks for the fill, Velvet - and thank you again for the donation!
Thank you for writing such consistently interesting, creative scripts! It's my pleasure to fill them.
“Basically this is pillow talk if you’re an Addams”
So basically the truest form of love on Earth? Also while that got dark, that’s just how foreplay goes sometimes.
Some love is only dark because it's so deep. Or something poetic like that.
The Addams were very sweet and romantic with each other and never talked about devouring each other and wearing their skins.
@@MrBearyMcBearface im sure the mom and dad did during their special dates
these dark yandere audios are my nutrition, I love them so much, I need more of this
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I love doing darker, spookier content, but it tends to be quite hit or miss with my audience, so I'm always glad to learn when someone likes it.
Considering who I work for... nothing really phases or disturbs me anymore.
That should make having a yandere girlfriend a lot easier...
Hehe same
Good thing I [REDACTED]
@@doomslayer1732 Yes agreed brothers, Without us the world would be in turmoil. Why, doom marine without you who would stop the use of hell power on mars?
SCP, without your containment knowledge this planet would almost sease to exist.
Nice to see a fellow scp researcher out in the field
The crazy love we all desire. Just enough sweetness, a piece of obsession, a dab of violence, and a hint of cannibalism.
Sweetness + obsession + violence + shake well = perfect yandere cocktail.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Audio where a bar tender convinces the listener to order said drink ,The Yandere" and then Yandere shananigans ensue?
Any kind of compliment’ll make me happy, disturbing or not! I can’t wait to hear Vel, I bet you’ll knock it out of the park!
Thank you for the vote of confidence! I hope you enjoy the audio!
My heart melts by every compliment you say.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
I’m really enjoying these long form videos for me, it’s a lot better than flipping through multiple videos.
If that's where you tastes run, might I suggest my "Sequels, Series and Long Form Audios" playlist?
ua-cam.com/play/PL5Z1dc_MdUF1oZESDKvzdPaPhHVwQ2oNQ.html
Nothing but longer audios and storylines for your listening pleasure.
She's got spirit, but she may be a bit too intense for my taste. She can stay, but I'm gonna need her to bring it down about twenty notches!
Vel is the best at taking things I normally dislike and making them really enjoyable. I'm not sure how she does it, but I'm really glad!
Thank you so much, I definitely try! (But obviously please never feel pressured to try and enjoy something I've made that isn't to your taste! I know my content is all over the map, tone-wise!)
"Prepare to be scaroused" is how i felt this whole audio, so that was accurate.
Lovely vid as always!!!!! Long live febudere!!!!!
Thank you! Here's to many more Febuderes to come, I hope! 🥂
That was really sweet. I actually really enjoy the sentiment in this audio. It's hard to find ones as good as this. I don't know if it counts as creepy though.
One person's creepy is another's romantic, as they say!
That was strangely sweet.
I love the dissonance between that seductive voice (which I'd like to hear more often) and the things it's saying.
(I also like that I got to use the word dissonance - it's a great word.)
It IS a great word!
Thank you for this…idc how dark it is..I needed this today…tbh I’m crying as I am typing this so this is from the bottom of my broken,trying to beat Heart. Thank you
Happy to help! I hope you feel better soon, my friend. 🤗
I have never had a piece of thumbnail art put such a vivid image and understanding of the audio into my mind as this one. It's like I could see the menu in a video game of "Do you really want to do this?" Wondeful art, video was as promised, good stuff. Yes, creepy at the end, but we were well warned.
I appreciate you saying so!
This sounds like something Morticia and Gomez Adams would say to each other. And I'm ALL for it, I like disturbing compliments. This needs to be a whole genre
Pillow talk if you are an Addams. LOL. I guess I am an Addams at heart then. I loved it. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Ah, an Addams at heart. Aren't we all, aren't we all! I'm glad you enjoyed it! 💖
I gotta say that title got a good laugh out of me. Can’t wait to hear how disturbing they get vanilla ❤
I played this script as pretty straight macabre romance, but I know a lot of folks played it for laughs! And it works really well that way!
That's it, I have subscribed. Your Voice Acting is beautifully done (Your Voice is beautiful in general) Top quality content. This channel is underrated. Keep it up Velvet.
Edit: This was well done and indeed is a masterpiece. I love it. You're great at this stuff.
Welcome aboard! And thank you so much! I hope you enjoy your stay on my channel!
The combination of dark energy and unrequited love is absolutely intoxicating… gah, that something this good exists is unbelievable 😍😍
Fork thanks Dez for the compliments
EDIT: and Fork just got to the dark part and is now wondering how much Dez has had to drink
Hahaha, this isn't Dez, it's a standalone audio. I'd be quite worried if Dez went this extreme right away >.>
Disturbing or not, a compliment is a compliment and I heckin need em, so I'll take it.
Well, at least you know when she says she loves you inside and out she...means it?
Stuff like this makes me wonder if I'll ever be happy with a nice comforting, easygoing girlfriend. The lure of the dark side is way too strong to ignore, even though it might get me killed.
Amazing job, BTW :)
The trick is to find a nice, but also slightly weird, girl! We're everywhere.
This is soo romantic 🥺
I'm glad its found its audience! I was a bit worried it wouldn't haha.
I hope you’re having a good week vel ☺️
I'm tired and busy but okay! I hope you're doing well too!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio same 💀😂 I’m tired but doing good
11:49 "It would be so awesome, it would be so cool"
Are you going to die with the yandere!?
This kind of flirting reminds me of the Addams family. Dark and gorey but it sees the positive side of those things and uses them to describe the ones they love most...
Definitely the vibe I was going for with the performance! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
From sweetheart, to serial killer, to eldritch entity. Always love a good escalation to make you go "Aww-I don't feel safe!"
Haha, I'm glad!
"Increasingly Disturbing Compliments" This is just a dream to me.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
*Laughs nervously* *Gulps* "Wow...! the way you hug me was hot and steamy. It feels like I can't escape from your grasp. Are you in heat? I think you are. Um, do you want something more crazy and fun?"
~Ivan Vladimir Anderson
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"[This is basically pillow talk if you're an Addams]" this made me giggle
With a screen name like that, I'd hope so!
yea, it is a bit intense but I love the passion; and It is passion of love, not hate, or anger, or jealousy, .. I want this. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
I'm glad you liked it! Thank you for listening!
Listening to this at 1:11 am while talking AP world history notes while drinking a dr. Pepper cream soda zero sugar, is absolutely crazy.
I was watching this and dropped my phone and cracked the screen
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! Cracking your phone screen always sucks. I've done it entirely too many times. You have my sympathy!
Normally I would be concerned to wake up with a stranger in my bed but... Keep going with the complements. The cops can wait.
See, being easily swayed by compliments like this is exactly how serial killers get ya.
Her: I've never been a terribly spiritual person, but I look at you and think, "Something has to be up there."
Me, a Southern Baptist: HOLDS UP MY BIBLE EXCITEDLY
On a marginally related topic, the creepiest compliment I've ever gotten was some girl very disrespectfully telling me that she wants me in a...certain nsfw way, solely because I look like Markiplier and, to her, it'd be the closest thing for her to "doing Markiplier". Needless to say, i did not take it as a compliment, LOL.
As well you shouldn't have! That's an absolutely horrible thing to say to someone! I hope you kicked her to the curb.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Absolutely did not give her any attention whatsoever. We weren't even dating and could barely be considered friends; that's how audacious she was, LOL.
Finally, I got a complement!
Wow, even I was creeped out and unsettled, which is impressive for someone who watches Event Horizon as a comfort film
Scriptwriter here. Horror is my comfort genre, and I try to write things that make me squirm at least a little, haha.
As a fellow horror ghoul, I'll take that as a compliment!
That start gave me war flashbacks of not knowing how to handle Nothing there
I mean hey... If she says she loves me I'm inclined to believe her.
Even if she's a little... Unhinged. But hey I'm not complaining!
Much love from UK Vel!
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No matter what else you can say about yanderes, you can't say they're not honest about their love!
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😐.... you know, I was cool for a while; it was actually _good!_ I mean, she _reeeeeeeeeeeeeaally_ had me into it until she suddenly went all into taxidermy...
*Her:* "So...what do you love about _me????"_ *Me:* Your... rather... _vivid_ imagination... just get's my heart...pounding....
Vivid and visceral, that's her!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Vivid, visceral and very, _very_ vilely vixenish! 😅
I think a sassy wife is going to have to coax me to bed after this one, lol.
Well done, V-Dub
I can’t tell whether to find this scary or alluring.
Both? Both. Both is good.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I don’t know… I don’t know, man…
Her: Oh you're awake~
Me: Yep I never sleep... Not anymore atleast
Her: Sooo I can keep going???
Me: Yes... Why the hell not...
Great audio as always!!!
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio likewise my totally safe and noncrazy yt waifu
Zoned out for a minute and girly talking about sum fleshcraft 💀
You should know better! Gotta stay on your toes with a yandere around the house.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Got too comfy from the last audio lmao
Alright this one is the best yet
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
It was so incredibly sweet and heartwarming until about 9:50
Gotta keep my audience on their toes!
This is just what the doctor ordered💆♀️
I feel like this will be great
I hope you enjoy it!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Thank you, I like how some of your audios aren't unnecessarily nsfw. So thanks ya know.
"Bro it's just a joke"
The joke:
Red flags! Get your red flags here! Can't warn anyone from making a tragic mistake without a red flag!
POV: You’re dating Mileena from Mortal Kombat
Not gonna lie, I still enjoyed the darker compliments. Not sure what that says about me.
It says you're at home here on Vanilla Velvet Audio! ...what that says about ME, I don't know, either.
"Why do I love you? Uuhh you have a bold and powerful imagination. And uh you're super passionate."
Can't argue with that!
Why, whenever I hear your voice like this, do I _immediately_ think of Cassandra from _Tangled:The Series/Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure?_ :3.
I've just got one of those voices, I guess! Ah, always the sidekick/villainess, never the heroine! My gift, my curse.
@VanillaVelvetAudio 'Tis a beautiful curse, if you ask me. :3. You should do a character M4A ASMR as Cassandra, though. (Seriously, if I could, I'd pay A MILLION bucks to hear and see that :3...Maybe make it into a series??! :3. Pwease? ☺️😉😊😁😄😃😘).
at some point we just turn our head slowly at her with the rock sliding sound effect
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Why must you do such dark stuff? :( I love your wholesome sweet stuff
Because it's fun. I like to do a wide variety of things because, frankly, doing the same thing over and over is boring af to me.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I just really like your wholesome stuff lol
@@VanillaVelvetAudio also your on your 12th yandere video in a row now aren't you getting a bit bored of that? XD
I wondered how long it would it be until i felt disturbed. made it to 10:00 before i felt uncomfortable.
I’m flattered
Ok, some of those are negotiable
Well, if the marrow is off the table, I'm outta here.
No, wait, come back! That was one of the negotiable ones.
Addams pillow talk? I would assume that the hardcore Addams’s wouldn’t bother with said pillows just for that extra bit of misery
I feel like they'd more likely have some of those stone headrests the ancient Egyptians used, for that extra special touch.
Hot Yandere Gf: I love you... I...adore you..
Me really...?(。◕‿‿◕。👉)👈
Again, another wonderful execution coming from a very wonderful Asmr artist. This just screams RELAX, OR I WILL MAKE YOU RELAX pfft. Thank you for making my sleep so much fulfilling, Vanilla.
Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Yeah kazuki she likes you but of course she gonna *KILL YOU FOR CHRIST'S SAKE*
This is so cute 🥰 and spooky 😯🥺😳
Haha, thank you! It's a fun line to walk.
I wouldn’t be concerned about those compliments at all, knowing how I am
This is romantic in a dark kind of way.
Damn, world's most sane highschool girl. They're all crazy.
Nice audio scp-999 aproves
Thank you! I will wear that badge of approval with pride.
You know I relapsed on Yandrenine not long ago. This audio though... 2013-2018 Isa would've been TERRIFIED. Lot Of things have happened ever since. But boy... 2023 Isa is absolutely enthralled and it worries me😂
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😄
Hello there
Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them. 😜
Whats the best way to be intimate with your partner? By being inside them. Doesnt matter why or how. And eating is one of natures most elegant dances that ties two beings together that can only be describes as "Life" and whats more REAL than Life?
Yep I'm sleeping at my friend's house now. See you in the morning!
I'm thinking she's not physically with me but sitting in her car outside in the rain. Watching me with the hidden cameras she's secretly put around my place, wearing my clothes she's stolen without my knowledge, caressing a doll she's made of me with my photo she's put over the face
Well, that visual certainly makes this audio ten times more terrifying! Thank you!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Glad to be of help
First half was nice then I woke up
Joke is on you. Neko is distracted by his cat toy and doesn't hear any of this.
Honestly, considering the content? That's probably for the best...
Mom come pick me up I'm scared
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Don't worry son daddys gonna pick you up 🏃🥛
Where do you find your thumbnails my good ma'am?
Almost all of my thumbnails are made using licensed stock images, with the exception of a handful that were drawn my me. (Creature Comforts!)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio wait, you draw your own?! Like the ones that have the actual characters? Gosh, you are impressive. The art and editing and voice acting?! One woman production team
YYYYIIIIPPPEEEEEEE
Red flags? More like red beneficial features in a happy relationship
Yanderes >>>
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Disturb? Obviously she doesn't know me that well yet cause I'd call that cOmfOrT
You know. I don't particularly like Yandere audios. However, I can't help but at least give yours a listen.
Aw, I greatly appreciate you stepping outside your usual tastes to sample my fare!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I'm more of a Tsundere listener. But your Soft Yandere are kind of growing on me. Keep up the wonderul work.
Cool I guess
Then thanks, I guess! 👍
I need an adult.
Oh yeah, I'm an adult. Let's do this.
Once more unto the breach!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio your dedication to replying to my silly comments is praise worthy and makes me feel appreciated.
Is this a part 2 of adopted yandere?
No, it's a standalone audio.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio sorry for bothering but will there be a part 2 of that audio?
There will! But not for quite awhile.
Oh stop it! (Blushes)
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Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest... and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes...
You should writea horror novel
NGL if I had a girlfriend saying this to me I would be ok with everything until the dark stuff, then I would immediately start crying and telling her that she's scaring me, not scaring me away, just... really testing my fight, flight, or freeze response 🥲 (I'm a little bit of a crybaby fight me 😤 but not like actually fight me please 😅)
Yandere Girlfriend Compliments You in DeathBed
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You are an enchatress Vanilla and now is the time you let me go my dear, for this isnt love you have me bond to this basement bed of yours to keep me safe, safe from who, From WHO, *cries*, Just set me free.
Hm. Should I?
...naaaah.
uh oh
I'm sure it'll be fine! >.>
Dear god...🦞
Well if you are my Morticia then I am your Gomez
Do you need a hug
Nah, I'm good. You?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I don't mind a hug from you
Holy Shit Woman, Caaaaaaalm down
Jamal don't pull up the 9😂😂😂😂
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Ayo why can I hear stuff happening in the "15 minutes of rain"? 🤨 Are we getting eaten?!
idk what you're hearing, but the last fifteen minutes is just a thunderstorm with rain on the roof.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I swear I'm hearing mouth and plate sounds. At the very least breathing and other ruffling but that's normal cause uh, sleep. Maybe I'm paranoid.
Nah what is shawty doin
Woo-hoo I've hit even deeper than rock bottom.
Then there's nowhere to go but up, buddy! Take heart!
r/confusedboner
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This audio reminds me of wife ❤❤❤ 🔪 🩸