Best of Jerma - Lying, Dying, Crying (June 2018)
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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2023
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Lies come naturally to his forked tongue
"Why am I A Snake?"
How many times can this exact phrase get top comment on a jerma vid?
@@laarman.They come naturally to our forked tongues
@@laarman.Hopefully every time.
@@laarman.jermoids find one funny phrase and repeat it for the next 10 years
jerma doing a lie detector test but making the lie detector guy the weirdo and him the straight man is genius
He’s a comedic pioneer. If only there were more like him (besides Ted bundy and Jack the Ripper etc.)
The lie detector guy mishearing "is that peein' your pants?" as "is that pee in your pants?" is the second funniest thing ever. "it's just sweat" is the funniest.
dr schmoixen, absolute riot that guy
Honestly I thought that's what Jerma was saying since the first time I ever saw highlights of that stream
i genuinely can’t stop replaying 1:31 he pogged so hard his stomach acid rose to the surface
He was about to pogjectile vomit
@@notNajimiMonster using its acid attack
his mexico shirt
Imo that’s very normal for Jerma
@@notNajimi Yo, ur gay and thats not okay
Jerma is the only person I know that would defend him shitting his pants over the age of 20 as the truth
Your would be surprised by the amount of people who still do that after 45
Ster
Didn't he literally do that recently?
I've shit my pants in the past year, and while I feel ashamed for, as an adult, shitting myself, I feel like most of us gotta slip up some time, its only human.
@@tjyearly6569alcoholism be like
Dude got drunk on camera before the test so it would be inadmissible in court
Jerma should do a Impractical Jokers-styled punishment decided by chat
chat would zucking kill him
@@karenh.a.7008or get too zorny
euthanasia
“No chat I’m not gonna burn the orphanage down”
@russellfisher1303 Top 10 times jerma says he isn't going to do something, then does 👀
You can really see over the years how Jerma's emotional molding makes him very humanlike now!
The only emotion he's learned is embarrassment
from all the mold he eats
He was more human before
Ai machine learning looking more and more human (almost)
@@mmmmm9678and paranoia
Oh lawdy this gentleman is absolutely geeked off the yipper
Zeeked off the zipper
Good heavens the gentleman is absolutely spapped off his spoinker
verifiably florped off his floinker
Yoinked off his sploinky
Zerked off the zonker
“I don’t wanna be lewd” immediately starts talking about boners
jerma is the most “i don’t wanna be that guy” (proceeds to be that guy) person ever
The way people other than jerma interact with jerma makes me think that he's somehow controlling them. Like he's manipulating them with telepathy or using them as human puppets
Yeah probably
0:09 he is so brave turning on a live stream with that fit
11:26 Jerma attempting to parry Havel and then getting flattened made me jump.
And the chosen undead just fucking moans I love him
"Doctor, is that pee in your pants!?"
"No, it's just sweat."
Releatable
I think he meant “peein’” rather than “pee in”
can't wait to use this as background noise to sleep to and then wake up changed
:0 i love your videos
Please never stop including the month and year at least as you're doing it now in the description, its how I know which ones I watched and which ones are "new" to me! Thanks for the work compiling the streams man!
27:39 his thumbs up is killing me this man is so funny
I’ve never seen the full Lie Detector stream but starting with beer makes me like Dr Smoixan so much more dude
Wasn't it bourbon? Even better
Please quick on what planet would beer come in a bottle shaped like that I’m laughing
Hard liquor*
35:47 that genuinely looked painful omfg
and yet it never fails to make me piss myself
I love how his gnats evolved into bees, then birds
55:29 is the worst joke he's ever made, I'm absolutely serious. I feel like I probably have heard it before and blocked it from my memory because it's so bad
yeah i cannot believe he said that
Are you saying you don't like fapitalism?
This was the first compilation being added after I found the channel a few weeks ago. Much fun has been had!
Get out while you still have the chance
@@SuperDazzait's too late, his fate with the meat grinder is sealed..
that "eep eep" sub sound is such a nostalgic throwback lmao
trying and lying, defying, denying, crying and dying, where is everybody?
sneeding and feeding and seeding and sneeding
48:28
This very moment is my daily murderer. Sometimes I scream that at random while I work.
58:39 the origin story
I only starter watching jerma a year or so ago so there's a lot of lore I haven't seen. Seeing the origin of his sub sound and fireman was like gazing at ancient scrolls
The last few months before Vegas were totally unhinged, peak Jerma.
2:09 Holy shit he predicted the edgelord from the zorn game FFXVI
6:58 i burst out laughing
55:30 JERMA STOP TALKING NOW
with the title i genuinely thought this was a comp of him lying, dying, and or crying and throughout like half the video being like "i wish dazza put which type of clip this was"
Thank you, I was running out of jerma comps to nap to/watch before work
İ cant believe jerma finally admitted to being 12” tall
this is one of the best Best of Jerma's ive seen thank you
I AM VIBRATING IN MY CHAIR NEW FUCKIN UPLOADDDD
Wake up honey a new super dazza just dropped
there should be an actually budgeted 80's kids comedy movie about jerma going to casinos and having his life turned upside down but then twitch saves his life
58:48
SUB SOUND ORIGIN ??????????????????
11:04 I choked on my ice cream, holy smokes
10:00 I don’t know why but this one made me nearly die laughing
You're my favorite Jerma poster :,)
I love his "give me my internet back" bit.
43:45 lol.
31:02 its so funny that this is his defense considering baldness genes come from the maternal side of the family
I can't believe Jerma predicated gamers reactions to Youngblood... Truly deranged
i love jerma
Can’t believe you found the footage of jerma dismembering his victims live on stream. Wild stuff.
It's been said before but Jermaine Jackson genuinely believing he was in a real world car crash situation when the dude came at him in the wrong lane in an opposite direction of him for the precise reason to achieve a head-on collision suicide assassination during a Boston to las Vegas roadtrip joke video will never not be comedy gold.
trying to read this gave me a stroke ngl
JERMAINE JACKSON?!?!?!?!?!
THESE are the the “older” jerma clips I wanna see
The "Hey Jerma, how's it going, I'm good thanks" joke was amazing.
One day we will see compilations titled similarly to this when Jerma has retired. I feel sadness.
Oh wow, what an unexpected birthday gift!
Pre-Vegas Jerma was so unhinged.
Very cool!
CHEASURE TREST
37:17 favourite moment
omg i finally know where fireman comes from
The description is in the title and the title in the description!
Yes
I'm excited for bald Jerma era - I wonder what else they'll update on the 3d model
1:27 POGGERS
So that's where the sub sound came from?? Huh
What stream did he do that road-trip bit in?
10:07 I fucking Love this guy so true lmao
WELL THATS NOT HOW TO BE A DOCTOR
Jerma didnt look into the camera when he said its not bullshit HAHA
15:00 LITERALLY Patrick Bateman
rip steve harwell. even jerma loves u
I think 2018 should be in the thumbnail
happy jerma pride month
“Iz elzaaaa” gets me every time, it’s so cute
Excuse me? Jim *bean* ??? @1:45
AND BUGS AND BIRDS
This intro was so funny
6:06 what was the cause of this? I have the same marks, at this very moment.
That was poison ivy, bugs, gnats apparently, but if you haven't had contact with any of those, they could be hives, which is an allergic reaction to something, for example a certain kind of fabric.
Shmoixan my beloved
Guys someone tell jerma that weighing stuff on anything but tile (a compleatly hard surface) lowers the number that shows up on the scale. HE IS INNOCENT!!!
I've had poison ivy in that same spot before and it was terriable.
why u change the title ? i liked seeing the year in the title :///
Just trying something new, year is now at the top of the description :)
19:32 i got war flashbacks of cupcakes
THE GET READY TO DIE CUPCAKES HD THEME !?!!!???
1:11:50
3:19
Jerma my beloved 🥰🥰
8:56
1:30
YEEESSSS!
YIPPEE!!!
Anyone know the game at 11:09 where he’s playing with the npcs that talk goofy
It's the Division 2 E3 gameplay demo thing. It's supposed to be simulating real friends playing the game but they're literally doing the E3 dialog meme
@@vvulki lmao I thought it might have been a division game thanks
Who could have known that the short guy was hiding a monster dong all this time,
10:10
11:10
pissing out of a window wearing a ski mask ????
June of every year? Im so confused.
You can find the year by either the colour of the thumbnail (yellow = 2018) or at the top of the description :)
12 fucking inches?
surprised me too, thought he was at least a few feet tall
2:09 omg Jerma predicted Clive Rosfield
Slicing clips is actually so uncomfortable. I would rather watch all of them from the beggining to the end than like this
I miss old jerma
Too bad he was put in the meat grinder by the new "Jerma"
@@ohgodohnothebees Some of the mystery meat, found floating in Lake Mead 😳
2016 - 2019 were the best years for Jerma in regards to comedy.
right before and right after the move to Vegas is the peak for me
@@cabersmith everything has been going slowly downhill since the start of 2020.
The carnival was his best event stream out of everything else he has ever done after.
2021-22 were two of my favorite years so far!
no hes like a fine wine he gets better and i wish he was in my bed @jerma985
@@Mr.SpicyIce yeah the dollhouse was totally shit. In my opinion hes been getting funnier.
27:11 😍😛🥰🥵😳
49:50 😩😩😩😩😩
21:25 😳
@@russellfisher1303I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT ONE HOLY MOLY