The Paternity Bet | House M.D.
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- Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
- Upon meeting the family of the patient, House begins a bet to determine whether they are his biological parents. Somehow the word spreads to the rest of the hospital eventually reaching Cudddy and surprisingly she wants in.
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Season 1 Episode 2 "Paternity"
A 16-year-old high school student, Dan (Scott Mechlowicz), starts suffering night terrors and frequent hallucinations after playing lacrosse at school. Dan's parents take him to see Dr. House after receiving a letter that Cameron sent in House's name. After Dan exhibits more symptoms, including a myoclonic twitch and a blocked blood vessel, House diagnoses Dan. Dan suffers from an auditory hallucination during a procedure, however, ruling out House's diagnosis. Using coffee cups from the parents, House does an unauthorized paternity test and discovers that neither parent is biologically related to Dan. House flashbacks to a case he had earlier that involved a mother who did not want her baby to be vaccinated and theorizes that Dan is suffering from a measles virus contracted during his childhood. House confirms his diagnosis with a retinal biopsy and successfully cures Dan.
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After watching clips obsessively for about a month, I decided to actually watch the series. Turns out I have seen the entirety of seasons 1, 2, and 3 so far from just clips...
@trapd00rspider Yar har fiddle dee dee, being a pirate's life is alright to be! Do what you want for a pirate is free, you are a pirate.
House is not about addition. It is addiction 😂
This could be me too 😅
some clips channels are REALLY good
Same here
"That doesn't sound like me.."
"It does actually but it doesn't mean you're guilty.."
Forever the optimist, Wilson.
Are you being sarcastic, or oblivious to Wilson being sarcastic?
@@avinotion he wasn't being sarcastic
@@mansamusa8191 do you like repeating other people's comments?
@@avinotion if someone already replied maybe you should've deleted your comment 🤔
You think?
Notice how Chase was the only one who didn't lose the bet? True protege indeed.
The guy sues House after getting Vicodin from him, the nerve.
I love House MD and I just noticed that the patient chews the Vicodin that House gave him
He’s a scammer. House saw it coming.
@@fragrantwinter8233 how general Netflix TV hospital can own DNA sequencing matchine ?
10 vs. 30 percentile ... 12 vs.13 or XII vs. XIII
@@dzmitryv.krukau4327 Princeton Plainsboro is a high-end hospital in the universe of the series. It’s not too surprising that they’d own a sequencing machine.
@@fragrantwinter8233 is scamming analogues to process of water skimming in the waterfalls?
Dr. Greg House the only doctor willing to pay $3200 to get off clinic duty for a week hahaha I love it!
Only $2200 was his own money lol.
@@develynseether4426"only" lol
He's on TV, probably making like $100,000 or more per episode.
@@ninjaguyYT are you okay?
I'm pretty sure Cuddy's guy and House's guy is Wilson
Classic 😂😂
true dat
Wilson is the forever ham
Double agent
So Wilson is going to call Wilson to try and get her the odds she's looking for?
house giving out Vicodin like candy is one of my favourite things in this
Comrade House.
@Kurdt Archbold they don't need it
Also
W
SENSU BEAN!
When House offered him a Vicodin without a Rx, he was testing how corruptible he was. Nice follow up after discerning his lie about the wound.
I also like how he drills him about family and work then uses that against him
he's so slick I love it
Less sure on that- in the earlier seasons, House gives out Vicodin a lot. Like in the pilot where he gives it to the orange guy who just has a bit of back pain
"THE CUTEST LITTLE TENNIS OUTFIT!" LOL, to this day, that gag still makes me laugh out loud.
Yeah watching house shut this guy down was the most satisfying thing in the whole series.
I've been waiting for this video for years
Its somewhere else on the channel too. I've seen it before, and I've never watched House before.
@@brandonkey181 u got a link with more of the scenes of the guy who wants to sue
@@cryssalys3285 its basically the same clip from this video. There's too many videos to find it.
@@brandonkey181 yea i wanted to know more context as to what that guy really wants or if house owns him again
I remember not being able to find it on UA-cam at all for ages. He was just briefly seen in a clip
C: you can't order a 3200 dollars dna test to win a bet
H: It's not an actual cost, i don't know if you know this, but the hospital actually owns the sequencing machine
HAHAHAHA epic line
They charge patients the 3200 though.
@@Beavereaver they charge insurance companies 3200. If you pay cash and ask for a discount then you get a big discount. Plus he’s an employee. He should get a big employee discount.
They charge those prices to pay off the cost of the machine then profit from it. If it's not being used for a case, but instead for a bet, then technically house is right, it doesn't cost the hospital anything
@@SkaterBlades the specialists to run and maintain the machine also deserve compensation you know
@@parabolicpanorama Oh right i forgot, America. I live in a civilised country where the healthcare system is maintained by the government
I love Chase's smirk at 1:13.
Dr. House's true protegee. 😂
He COMPLETELY torpedoed Cameron's theory with just two words, and House was proud.
@@kimberlyh.1090 especially as Chase didn't bet with House either.
😂 Its even funnier because House’s dad wasnt even his biological dad.
House found out that house’s dad isn’t his dad when he was 11 tho😂😂
Praveen Jayachandran No, he suspected. It’s gone over in the show.
He took the DNA at his dad's funeral
@@melissaclark1051 he put the dna back though
Yeah, House's dad was from england. World war 1 vet. Very fond of tiddly winks.
The first scene during the diagnostic differential is one of my all-time favorites. He insulted all three of them, and made a bet over a patient - all within two minutes.
house is like a perfect thought experiment. if he was real he’d be fired in the blink of an eye but you just can’t look away
"diplomer in diapas" the britishness sometimes sneaks through and it's great
Folks jest that Hugh let's his British accent slip at times...but, regardless of that being true: it actually fits with the House character. House grew up traveling the world learning other languages among English while developing language skills; it shouldn't be a surprise that some hints of accents from those different languages would pop up.
I’ve never noticed him slip out of it.
Honestly, I've never noticed Hugh Laurie slip out of the British accent, but if he does, I'd buy that excuse. Good enough for my temporary suspension of disbelief at least!
That said, the times that Hugh Laurie as House does various languages and accents, like Mandarin, Spanish, an American faking British English, it's just obvious that he is truly a master of language.
@@saika4298 at 0:14 you can hear him say diapahs instead of diapers
@@Chris-ks4sw the way he said diplomas too, the whole tail end of the sentence is very British.
@@thedom2753diploma(rr) and diapa(h)s in a wheelchaei(rh) you are right
the sexual tension and witty banter between Cuddy and House is hilarious!
Or House and Wilson lmao
0:13 “Picking up his diplomer in dippas” Hugh Laurie really had his real accent slip out
Christ, the banter on this show is amazeballs.
After all house's father was raising a child that wasnt his own
Actually if I recall correctly his father was his father he was wrong.
@@archaontheeverchosen539 Actually he wasn't. He took a DNA sample at his father's funeral, found out John wasn't really his father and thought his father was Thomas Bell (his new stepfather and writer of a certain book house was caught with), and then WILSON found out Thomas wasn't his actual father either by stealing a fork because he was suspicious that Bell wasn't House's father either.
@@myrkur8054 I binged this series but somehow missed the last bit. Dang, House's mom was the neighborhood mistress, huh?
@@JC3178 i read that as you "bing"ed as in used the search engine bing to find this series and lore. and I was offended.
@@TheMuseLuci haha, nah. I watched this series all the way through. It's just that good
woah house's line at 0:13 his english accent really comes through near the end! i never noticed that before
Nice catch I've watched every house episode probably 10 times and never caught that.
Especially when he says diapers
What does the jerk tell us?
Something all of House's colleagues think on a daily basis
Luv the rapid-fire back & froth bantar between House and Cuddy in this scene.
I like that they added the guy who keeps suing doctors into the video for a little extra flair
"I'm a people person"
0:15 Hugh Laurie's British accent comes out 🤫
?
diploma with an r?
@@mikespearwood3914 the word diapers, he doesnt drop the 'Die' sound like an american would.
@@jameslyon2338 wow, very subtle.
“diplomer and diapas”
I can't wait to be able to watch the whole series on UA-cam. Soon enough, we'll be able to.
Wait, what?
@@Denza06 the eternal joke that with all the uploads we'll have the entirety of house MD at our disposal
Get cinema hd
4:23 was one of the first times I saw House act so direct, shutting down someone else's talk with no prevarication. He usually lets them fumble before calling them idiots.
I liked it. 😄
Cameron is extremely predictable when it comes to discussing people's emotions. I think everyone knew the moment House pulled out the parents' cups, she was gonna have this "how dare you" attitude. In her world, feelings matter more than the well being of the patient.
“I’m sure the guy who tucked you in at night was your daddy.”
You have to appreciate the thick skin Foreman has.
Thick skin? He upped the bet in response and lost more.
100$ from Cuddy
100$ from Cameron
200$ from Foreman
and 600$ (!) from Wilson
You can see who's the head of department here :D
P.S. Robert Sean Leonard was stunning in season 1. The age difference between House and Wilson is clearly seen here, more than in later seasons.
Chase was smart enough not to enter the bet.
They say $3200, but House only pays up $1000. Am I missing something here?
House _is_ written as a direct shout out to Sherlock Holmes. Sometimes the writers went quite far to demonstrate it.
(It's perhaps no coincidence that Arthur Conan Doyle based the character of Sherlock Holmes on a real-life medical doctor he knew.)
You're right, detectives and doctors have similar jobs: one solves mysteries in the real world and one solves mysteries within the human body
Yes, Conan Doyle based Holmes on Dr. Joseph Bell
Balderdash, he stole the idea from Poe's "Dupin" stories that his mom would read to him as a kid.
At 1:15 you can hear Hughs native accent sneak in. 8 years later and youd never think hes British
House likes to taunt Foreman because he's to serious😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do serious?
Too*
Sorry
I actually never paid attention to whether that loopy G ever showed up again in the series.
Chase was the only doctor not dumb enough to bet against House.
I forget, is this episode before or after house hates him?
@@XYZeNxghtmxre House hates everyone. Haha.
I am trying to remember when he specifically starts hating Chase. I know he punched Chase when he brought up the girl was allergic to light and Chase tried to stop the surgery to cut her limbs off.
If the hospital owns the sequencing machine, and House made Cameron perform the DNA analysis, then who gets the $3,200??? House does have a point.
Asking the real questions
The hospital? The machine does still need reagents and that will cost a bit. Net profit goes to hospital and its shareholders.
The cost also goes to the people who have been trained how to use it.
I can't remember, why does that guy keep suing his Doctors? Does he just wait until hes injured in some form or fashion then goes to the Doctors with intention to sue them??
He does it to scam settlement money out of hospitals. He’s a pathetic human 💀
He sues for mental distress, which may have some legitimacy because he's not only driven to cheat, he has no problem suing hospitals and ruining them one after the other.
I only say he's guilty of cheating because if his wife finds out he tested positive for an STI, he can tell her that it was a false positive but no hospital will test him. Would he be willing to tell his wife he's scamming hospitals if she doesn't already know? Probably. It's better than divorcing and her taking half his stuff, she obviously has leverage if the guy is intimidated by House's bluff.
And that leverage is the fact he's actually cheating. And there is a possibility he ACTUALLY has an STI, which he would have to hide from his wife. He has no idea if House is bluffing, because if he doesn't tell the State, is it because he lied or because he's screwing with the guy? From what the guy can tell, House is very smart and gives no fucks, and he would likely withhold vital information to the state if it means saving the hospital and screwing the guy over. His best bet is cutting his losses and driving 140 miles to get tested.
He claims some fake distress and then sues them so that they settle out of court.
Its a scam so he never has to work
I mean, apparently he stabbed himself with his wife's nail file. Then drove by 2 hospitals he probably already sued to get to another one. That doesn't really make sense, because the other local hospitals will probably know. It's going to be on the news. I'm sure House knew before he even went in there. It's why it's funny.
@@827Drew House plays in the US, where a lot of people have learned that you can basically making a living by suing everyone for everything, which is why a lot of Doctors in the US now don't stop at an accident to give First Aid for fear of being sued afterwards and innocent people die because of it.
The US, the Land of the Free and Home of the (for a larger and larger part of the people) Stupid.
_"Don't worry Foreman, I'm sure the guy that tucked you in at night was your daddy."_
_"House, you only WISH your daddy wasn't your daddy."_
Haven’t slept all night took a small nap and is having a bad day. The i woke up to this. Thank you
May the day get better for you my fellow human!
Wussup dude
I love your pfp, what is it?
Hope your day gets better!!
@@cyrussheets4450 ty ty :D I made up some sleep and is feeling better ^^
Starting at 0:05, there are a couple times Hugh Laurie slips in some non-rhotic r's. Diapahs.
ya also in "administrator" at 3:17
Dude: You've caused me considerable mental distress.
House: I certainly hope so.
😂😂😂
0:13 His accent came out "diplomer and doipers" XD I love him
House is funny .....he said cheers lmfao...I hope house is like this I real life...love to meet him
Hugh's real accent came through when he said "diploma in diapers" at 0:14. I never noticed his accent slip anywhere but here in the whole run of the show.
House didn't sleep with his stalker and Allison :(
House : "30% of dads out there are raising someone else's child and they don't even know it"
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whatttt 😂😂😂
yup...your mama got some "splaining" to do.
@@jaimhaas5170 🤣🤣not the case here in India.
@@aryank3014 is that a cultural difference because of religion or finances?? What is your estimate?
@@jaimhaas5170 both has huge impact but more towards the finances.
Mama's baby. Papa's maybe.
Hugh's accent slips for just a second at 0:14.
Ahaa I love Chase in this one, he's the most hilarious of the team second only to House
Wilson is pretty good too
It’s really nice for so many doctors to contribute so much money to help solve the case
Lol his American accent is so good it’s surprising to hear his British come out. He says Diapers in his native accent
Chase at it again. 'Maybe an infection' turned out to be an infection. Well, a long term complication of an infection.
Cuddy seemed to smile and laugh a lot in the early Season 1 episodes.
House also complemented the fellows more.
They weren't settled yet
0:13 Hugh’s British comes out when he says “Diploma” and “Diapers”
0:13 If you listen close you can hear House slip with his American accent when pronouncing "diapers". Wonder if it's tough to pronounce or if Hugh Laurie just hadn't perfected the American accent yet.
Yeah, he slips a few times during the first season.
When Hugh Laurie’s accent slips when he pronounces “diapers” at 0:14
0:15 Hugh Laurie’s real accent comes out for “diapers”
Chase's grin at 1:13
Cuddy looks like Rapunzel's "mother"
So true! And in later seasons she has curly hair and looks way more alike!
I remember my night terrors. Usually the next day, when my parents used to ask me why I came in their room and took a photograph from wall or something. Mine only lasted a few seconds or a minute tops though. Then my daughter started getting them at age 8. She always just runs lol. Ours are genetic I think.
Great slip of Hugh Laurie's natural accent at @0:15
Bro house is a walking talking money printer 😂
That is what our moms would like us 2 believe
The price of those PCR tests sure went down!
"Pain makes you do stupid things" is the meta plot of the whose series.
3:08 House was fucking with Cuddy, but you know she loved it.
Hugh's accent slipped when he said diapers at the beginning.
0:15 accent slip on Diapers
Was this foreshadowing to House’s actual dad
Can’t stop watching these snippets! They’re great!
Both of their “guys” is just Wilson
Deals a deal right, tear into whatever part of the steak you want. Shes in heart and safe for life.
0:15 HIS ACCENT SLIPPED
sueing your doctor for no reason is one of the dumbest things ever.
Watching this now from Maplewood, NJ. Love that we got a shout out.
I find it interesting that Cameron writes the G with a loop, which is something that she does again when she signs houses name on another episode. A little continuity thing
The best (medical) serie ever!!
"I'm a people person" yes house, we know 😂
_"30 percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid."_
A lot of people seem to miss or ignore that line. While I don't think there's an actual study that proves that number, the figure is true based on the anecdotal, educated experience estimates of many doctors who actually see such cases on a regular basis.
And let's face it, "they" would never allow such a study to happen, not when it would shine a bad light on wpmen and give the men the ammunition they need to not have to support these children of other men.
(Not that the government or the courts care if he's not the bio-dad, he can still be left holding the bag.)
Foreman just said the studies show 10% and you believe the 30% line rather that was the joke because it supports your narrative? Not that you should believe that characters, read actual tests. And you get anyone tested to overall numbers don’t matter for individuals like you are painting it to matter.
@@sarasamaletdin4574 reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, I see.
@@sarasamaletdin4574 From what I've found recent studies go as high as 30 and as low as 4. The biggest problem is that's only the kids tested and reported not every kid every woman has had. If all kids were tested at birth to who the mother claims is the father I'm willing to bet the number is a lot higher than 4.
@@deniellechapman6911 There are ways of correcting for the testing numbers, e.g., by extrapolating mathematically from the percentage of cases that are found by accident (e.g. the kid has a blood type that shouldn't be possible). The numbers I've seen based on the more random methods were between a couple percent and as high as 10%.
@@junbh2 The methods assume something like a uniform distribution but the distribution won't be uniform.
Did anyone else notice house’s voice sort of echoing at 1:00 🤨
Cuddy was the 2nd best thing in this show after House
Am I the only one that watches these religiously but has never seen a full episode?
Thanks for letting us know you're not that smart.
Cuddy, House, GET A ROOM
That diploma and diapers line is probably one of the only times Laurie’s accent slips
What was the final diagnosis? How did the paternity test play into it’s reveal?
The final diagnosis was this dormant measles in his brain that was making a bunch of problems, which he had aquired when he was a baby before he was vaccinated, becauss he was adopted from a mother who wasn't vaccinated.
@@boogerrrrr ty
@@boogerrrrr How the hell did you answer before the question was sent?
What sorcery is this?!
You answered before he asked the question
@@saltysheev5502 a sorceress never gives away her secrets ;)
0:53 Early indications that Chase will one day be House's successor.
I love when the algorithm puts it in episode order
"If he got it from his parents they'd both be dead by now"
Yeah about that...
I love house "just because I am bad, guy doesn't mean I am bad guy" zangief
Best channel
0:16 That's the only time I've ever noticed the accent break. That's definitely not an American "diapers".
"I recognize that loopy G" from when she sent the letter to the father with the sick kid. The kid that had to go into the clean room
Bit of his British accent slipping in at 0:12 👀 "diploma and diapers"
"Diplomar and diapahs". That is the only time in this whole show I've ever heard the accent slip.
At 0:15 you can hear one of the few lapses in Hugh Laurie’s American accent
Those of us who know Hugh as a bit-part comedian are amazed by all this fuss.
Why does he give the guy a pill when he knows he looking to sue?
To test his character
2:57 This dude just chewed on a pill and didn't make a face. He's got more pain tolerance than House thinks.
Do y’all think House is both intelligent enough and mischievous enough to look at the patient going to court with all the other doctors and is like “…paycheck.😈”
Maybe that’s a factor in his attitude. Smart enough to financially toy with others, and now he’s bored of it?
The nerve that guy had to go back and sue him.