LOBA ... For Noobs

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  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow  4 роки тому +5552

    L.O.B.A.
    Let’s all go
    On twitter and
    Become followers to
    A certain UA-camr Macro
    twitter.com/theMacroShow

    • @Basheerrko
      @Basheerrko 4 роки тому +75

      Doomfist for noobs.

    • @dominicktobane2714
      @dominicktobane2714 4 роки тому +41

      Aye macro question when is gibralter for noobs coming

    • @lan260
      @lan260 4 роки тому +50

      Hey, Macro, big fan! Listen, you should do the Apex tier list over again cause of the reworks. Just a small idea.
      #Macro

    • @killsux3473
      @killsux3473 4 роки тому +5

      I already am following [insert twitter account] dummie

    • @realboigamer3719
      @realboigamer3719 4 роки тому +2

      You thicc boy

  • @wheezard
    @wheezard 4 роки тому +2002

    You can loot items in the storm while being safe (using her ult)

    • @redacted2713
      @redacted2713 4 роки тому +60

      The moment you see a death crate with golden itembut it's too far in the circle

    • @DirtGolom
      @DirtGolom 4 роки тому +56

      Fun Fact:If an enemy hits you at the right time while you're using your tactical they will come with you

    • @reverzedr3014
      @reverzedr3014 4 роки тому +7

      @@DirtGolom What

    • @cl4p-tp69
      @cl4p-tp69 4 роки тому +12

      @@DirtGolom dont u dare rick roll me rn. If its true, hmmm. I need to test it.

    • @bigmoe272
      @bigmoe272 4 роки тому +4

      But the items have to be close her range isn’t that far

  • @jabb0851
    @jabb0851 4 роки тому +2340

    Loba: you took everything from me!
    Revenant: I don’t even know who you are...

    • @lilachopp8791
      @lilachopp8791 4 роки тому +62

      Loba: you will..

    • @kevinkong2060
      @kevinkong2060 4 роки тому +21

      Loba:Ummmm...How?

    • @clue.6168
      @clue.6168 4 роки тому +26

      He literally assassinated her parents...

    • @jabb0851
      @jabb0851 4 роки тому +35

      @@clue.6168 so why would he know who she is
      They were targets
      He’s doing his job
      There’s no point in knowing a little girls name

    • @clue.6168
      @clue.6168 4 роки тому +27

      @@jabb0851 He literally analyzed her and most likely did remember her. In the trailer he said, "Come to kill me little girl?"

  • @KKFilms-pq4xi
    @KKFilms-pq4xi 4 роки тому +487

    Macro: "SImp Rick"
    Jaime: "Am I a joke to you"

    • @lulugaming6274
      @lulugaming6274 4 роки тому +1

      Watch my content it’s good

    • @saltyinc.2762
      @saltyinc.2762 4 роки тому +18

      @@lulugaming6274 Shut up and don't promote

    • @unizicul
      @unizicul 4 роки тому

      lulu Gaming no

    • @KeanuCheems
      @KeanuCheems 4 роки тому +12

      @@lulugaming6274 Look your content is actually good but you can't just comment under someone's video and expect people to like it

    • @Zuruk-pk5sg
      @Zuruk-pk5sg 4 роки тому +1

      @@lulugaming6274 I disliked 5 of you videos

  • @angryslav2628
    @angryslav2628 4 роки тому +1145

    Instead of “Translocating thief” they should have just put “Loot Goblin”

  • @crangejo
    @crangejo 4 роки тому +1804

    Actually, the name of her friend is Jaime.
    But Simp Rick is so much better.

    • @Vincent43534
      @Vincent43534 4 роки тому +18

      The more you know

    • @Mr.Man100
      @Mr.Man100 4 роки тому +11

      Another Rick?

    • @uh3574
      @uh3574 4 роки тому +8

      aCtUaLLy

    • @garrettcooper8348
      @garrettcooper8348 4 роки тому +14

      Funniest shit I ever seen

    • @skull_and_bones.
      @skull_and_bones. 4 роки тому +6

      When i watched the trailer with that Jaime guy. I thought it whas rick from rick and mortu 😅😅😂😂

  • @angrywhale3545
    @angrywhale3545 4 роки тому +503

    Fun Fact: A “jump drive” is a system where matter in front of something is placed behind it to teleport to a specific position, basically “jumping” in time and space. In other words it’s a kind of Faster Than Light (FTL) travel. Loba’s bracelet is thus a miniature version of a full size Jump Drive. It was used a lot in Titanfall where the dropships would have coordinates to “jump” into and out of orbit to deploy forces/evacuate. The respawn dropship in Apex uses the same animations of “jumping” into and out of the map, in fact, the loud boom that you hear upon being respawned is the sound of the dropship jumping in.
    Example of ship jumping in Titanfall: ua-cam.com/video/Dr8DUKnhA4Y/v-deo.html

  • @likethemovies8991
    @likethemovies8991 4 роки тому +136

    "Even a bronze player can use it"
    *This attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed*

  • @bobert6644
    @bobert6644 4 роки тому +148

    11:06 "A game that is so fast paced"
    *Laughs in Titanfall 2*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +5518

    The best way to keep guys playing is by introducing women thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

    • @BuhBungus
      @BuhBungus 4 роки тому +286

      Everywhere I go i see his face

    • @scottyl7337
      @scottyl7337 4 роки тому +74

      YOU!

    • @BuhBungus
      @BuhBungus 4 роки тому +51

      Kevin García when did I mention it was one person?

    • @blasterdarkness5649
      @blasterdarkness5649 4 роки тому +13

      Every single video I click on this guy is there like how? Your a bot or something?

    • @magalahi6seventy284
      @magalahi6seventy284 4 роки тому +9

      Bro u everywhere you like wheres waldo

  • @theo1064
    @theo1064 4 роки тому +777

    My favorite part of this new season is how loba and revenant roast each other when they are on the same team

    • @cheesehead2483
      @cheesehead2483 4 роки тому +31

      Thank you Loobaaaa

    • @khalifaalkhateri6585
      @khalifaalkhateri6585 4 роки тому +25

      @@cheesehead2483 ugh, shut up demon, your voice is grating

    • @Deadchannel547
      @Deadchannel547 4 роки тому +48

      I won't thank you deamon.
      Didn't your parents teach you any manners loba?

    • @owenc.0
      @owenc.0 4 роки тому +6

      I know it’s so funny 😂

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 4 роки тому +26

      "Saved by the monster that killed your parents...isn't this delicious."
      "Talk about them again. I dare you!"

  • @bigman5135
    @bigman5135 4 роки тому +967

    Summer Loba Skin: hello
    The Sales: ITS OVER 9000

  • @sirtreewalker8213
    @sirtreewalker8213 Рік тому +20

    The nostalgia I get from this video is insane. I love where Apex is now but seasons 4 and 5 during quarantine are so nostalgic. Love how far Apex has come

  • @mrleroy1_135
    @mrleroy1_135 4 роки тому +165

    Anyone else realize how Macro put this video out so fast before there was art for loba, se then he had to make his own art. TRUE LEGEND

    • @mrleroy1_135
      @mrleroy1_135 4 роки тому +2

      Rodtropia I mean the art during the video

    • @mrleroy1_135
      @mrleroy1_135 4 роки тому

      Not the thumbnail

    • @1783pm
      @1783pm 4 роки тому

      There was already art for loba lol

    • @downbad8531
      @downbad8531 4 роки тому

      @@1783pm exactly

    • @dak_9838
      @dak_9838 4 роки тому

      The Same happend with revenant

  • @imnottheimposter4716
    @imnottheimposter4716 4 роки тому +288

    When you disconnect in other games: "Rages"
    When you disconnect in apex: .........

    • @TinyDicksenpai
      @TinyDicksenpai 4 роки тому +15

      Imagine raging and breaking your whole room and gaming set up and your mic is still on

    • @krounixz
      @krounixz 4 роки тому +2

      @@TinyDicksenpai omg that's really *_D E E P_*

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 4 роки тому +1

      Sky Tune
      Deep in their parents wallet when they realise they have to rebuy everything

    • @waterbottle2991
      @waterbottle2991 4 роки тому +1

      thats a feature in brawlhalla too

    • @scaraswetsocks
      @scaraswetsocks 4 роки тому

      No i crashed at 3 duos left and didnt even get exp for the match

  • @JesusChrist-go4kd
    @JesusChrist-go4kd 4 роки тому +421

    I didn’t realize her makeup stood for her parents blood. Pretty cool, ngl

  • @outback-hq-7408
    @outback-hq-7408 4 роки тому +63

    0:31 TURN CAPTIONS ON LMAAAAAO "Loba do be lokkin thicc doe am I right or naw"

  • @Kyle-sc3bh
    @Kyle-sc3bh 4 роки тому +4536

    Imagine Lobas legendary skin is a bikini. The sales would go up lol

    • @kyndallhehe
      @kyndallhehe 4 роки тому +1390

      Not the only thing that would go up 😏

    • @rossoneri191
      @rossoneri191 4 роки тому +154

      Lmao imagine

    • @bunneh1644
      @bunneh1644 4 роки тому +215

      @@kyndallhehe *wheeze*

    • @cyrix165
      @cyrix165 4 роки тому +82

      Still a piece Of garbage simp alert

    • @nvrminty4686
      @nvrminty4686 4 роки тому +44

      Jst Imagine

  • @lukehiorns2972
    @lukehiorns2972 4 роки тому +535

    *everyone:* Loba thiccccccc
    *gibby:* "alright brother, step up!"
    *Causthicc:* "One thing is certain, someone will die..."

    • @sakarilifematter7187
      @sakarilifematter7187 4 роки тому +9

      Well you are 94% right and 5%wrong
      94%:every older than 16 loba thick
      5%:some People Who play Apex legends are younger than 16 and they dont care if loba thick or lifeline thick
      1%:EVERY ONE WHO IS OLDER THAN 14 THINK BIGGY IS THICK
      ((if they havent been watching loba:s *** for many minutes))

    • @brandxn1753
      @brandxn1753 4 роки тому +3

      Loordi Siti this hurt you read

    • @lukehiorns2972
      @lukehiorns2972 4 роки тому

      @@sakarilifematter7187 lol I like your thinking

    • @jahjawesome5615
      @jahjawesome5615 4 роки тому +2

      The real reason to play Apex

    • @sakarilifematter7187
      @sakarilifematter7187 4 роки тому +1

      @Jan Morawski im not from england or any of those imm hoorrieble type english

  • @aszear118
    @aszear118 4 роки тому +566

    “We have had many diverse characters in apex legends, from a gay Hawaiian dude to a junkie latino but when deciding what the next character design should be, we decided dummy thicc

    • @chisd5643
      @chisd5643 4 роки тому +42

      Hot people exist. Mind=Blown

    • @chisd5643
      @chisd5643 4 роки тому +13

      @Marco Emanuel Castro Rivera Gibraltar

    • @NaiKzOfficial
      @NaiKzOfficial 4 роки тому +5

      Chi SD I’m confused, how is Gibraltar gay?

    • @psychotropictraveler514
      @psychotropictraveler514 4 роки тому +30

      @@NaiKzOfficial it's been confirmed brudda

    • @jaelin4000
      @jaelin4000 4 роки тому +10

      Amazing Sports Clips he likes men.

  • @speedypichu6833
    @speedypichu6833 4 роки тому +47

    When he said play skull town road, the actual Alexa in my home started playing old town road.

  • @malicious9181
    @malicious9181 4 роки тому +512

    wraith:I’m thic
    Watson:no I’m thic
    loba:no I’m thic
    gibiraltar: AMATEURS

    • @scivirus3563
      @scivirus3563 4 роки тому +30

      Watson is not THick she is PERFECTION

    • @Leonardo-nw3cf
      @Leonardo-nw3cf 4 роки тому +25

      Gibraltar thicc??
      Caustic : AMATEURS

    • @tuan.2.3
      @tuan.2.3 4 роки тому +3

      W-w-what did you say punk!?

    • @willow1011
      @willow1011 4 роки тому +24

      @@Leonardo-nw3cf You mean CAUSTHICC
      sorry for the shit joke

    • @LogenDraws
      @LogenDraws 4 роки тому +4

      Michael Li no it funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @neck10
    @neck10 4 роки тому +309

    It’s funny how Loba even finger wags when her tactical is block by Wattson’s ult

    • @lord_maxwell7752
      @lord_maxwell7752 3 роки тому +17

      And 99% of the terrain it's supposed to work on

    • @natethenat
      @natethenat 3 роки тому +5

      @@lord_maxwell7752 fax one time it just straight up didn’t work for half the game lmfao

  • @irlylikebamboo140
    @irlylikebamboo140 4 роки тому +189

    people are just calling the tactical ability "sombra" but i've never heard someone call it "ender pearl". xD

    • @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071
      @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071 4 роки тому +9

      I've heard way more people call it ender pearl

    • @eidd3359
      @eidd3359 4 роки тому +1

      I’ve even heard my friends call it ender pearl, and sometimes I use it, it’s funny saying, we always laugh, but yeah I here a lot of people say ender pearl

    • @adrianchavez259
      @adrianchavez259 4 роки тому

      I’ve called it that

    • @ZeldadragonBlade
      @ZeldadragonBlade 4 роки тому

      I've actually heard both. 🤣

    • @damondaichikuroo1401
      @damondaichikuroo1401 4 роки тому

      @@eidd3359 it's not that funny it's just a bracelet with a phase shifting power think about it I've seen loba and she is not even telaporting at all she is literally phase shifting I seen a look like trail on the ground she is using some sort of new phase tech

  • @roninprime6922
    @roninprime6922 4 роки тому +21

    Macro: doing finisher on somebody
    Also macro: oh my God loba is so thick

  • @justcallmepip732
    @justcallmepip732 4 роки тому +93

    "Its so easy, even a bronze player can do it!"
    Me who doesn't play ranked: haha yeah....*dying inside*

    • @griffinknight8369
      @griffinknight8369 4 роки тому

      Me

    • @arcyine
      @arcyine 4 роки тому

      Join the dark side brother.. Join the third party/camping colony that is within one of the vast heresies of rank, vanquish them all while you're at it!

    • @Chyzziarr
      @Chyzziarr 4 роки тому

      I relate to this too much

    • @tobytemple1207
      @tobytemple1207 4 роки тому

      Merch Boi don’t worry ur insta bronze

    • @thatoneguy2870
      @thatoneguy2870 4 роки тому

      Sameee

  • @bliss763
    @bliss763 4 роки тому +178

    Fun fact: you can actually steal from loot bins that are closed, you can't steal from packages tho
    But other than that really good video Marco 👌

    • @chawakornchaichanawirote1196
      @chawakornchaichanawirote1196 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah I was like hol up a minute

    • @derp-7274
      @derp-7274 4 роки тому

      You actually can I tested it in Firing range on day 1 and I tested it in game but it has to be open

    • @HopeforDespair
      @HopeforDespair 4 роки тому +1

      U can steal from packages that are open and u can steal from bins lol this guide

    • @sfurules
      @sfurules 4 роки тому +1

      @@derp-7274 Wrong dude. It steals from closed bins...what would the god damned point be if it didnt.... When you take something from a closed bin through the boutique the bin opens after you take the item. I have video of it. I am literally posting it to UA-cam later tonight. It scared the shit out of my friend when I took something from two bins he happened to be by and then opened when no one was around.

    • @3888Matt
      @3888Matt 4 роки тому

      Polo

  • @Niko-oi6kc
    @Niko-oi6kc 4 роки тому +191

    “What we did get was incredible” me, a pathfinder main: crying myself to sleep

  • @cameronphenix2096
    @cameronphenix2096 4 роки тому +41

    "This may very well be the best season"
    Oh boy that didn't age well

    • @lobaandrade7172
      @lobaandrade7172 4 роки тому +2

      just started playing. What do you mean?

    • @darthsion9693
      @darthsion9693 3 роки тому

      @Loba Andrade Well this is 4 months old but the mastiff was extremely broken and the game wasn't in it's best state

    • @invinciblegoose6628
      @invinciblegoose6628 3 роки тому

      Season 3 is my favorite season

  • @hades3077
    @hades3077 4 роки тому +133

    Skin designers: “so, how THICC will be loba’s hitbox?”
    Respawn: YESSSS

    • @sr.lontra
      @sr.lontra 4 роки тому +4

      "loba's hitbox" hahaha

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 4 роки тому +1

      How did you edit this but still not find the problem with that sentence😂

  • @flukeomen8200
    @flukeomen8200 4 роки тому +471

    Everybody gangsta until ships start dropping titans and pilots.

    • @beemaine313
      @beemaine313 4 роки тому +6

      U know this ain't Titanfall 2

    • @vio2328
      @vio2328 4 роки тому +10

      @@beemaine313 it was a joke and wtf why do you reply after one month?

    • @leakeds7872
      @leakeds7872 4 роки тому +14

      Papa Scorch and Legion vs an entire lobby xD

    • @HOW2JOYER
      @HOW2JOYER 4 роки тому +2

      Apex is connected with the Titianfall universe

    • @thatonedudebaker4765
      @thatonedudebaker4765 4 роки тому +1

      The game will be so balanced if legends start calling for Titanfall😂😂

  • @esteff013
    @esteff013 4 роки тому +345

    When macro said he growed up like loba I thought he meant robbing his entire town Lol.

    • @diorbrand842
      @diorbrand842 4 роки тому +3

      *robbing

    • @penzZed
      @penzZed 4 роки тому

      Vvvvvv cc I’m reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @888fuxfate2
      @888fuxfate2 4 роки тому +1

      @@penzZed oh okay

    • @888fuxfate2
      @888fuxfate2 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @johnh.9996
      @johnh.9996 4 роки тому

      me too

  • @fulgurobaboon1321
    @fulgurobaboon1321 3 роки тому +42

    Revenant is literally the only rival that could make Loba look like she's not the bad guy

  • @theinfluencer2109
    @theinfluencer2109 4 роки тому +232

    I’m honestly surprised there isn’t a lot of “special” images of loba circulating the internet rn

    • @BB_Meow
      @BB_Meow 4 роки тому +28

      The influencer I mean there’s a sub reddit dedicated to such images so...

    • @Maverick-kk2qb
      @Maverick-kk2qb 4 роки тому +22

      you know the rule

    • @thecatonacouch9371
      @thecatonacouch9371 4 роки тому +24

      It’s number one trending on the hub.... don’t tell me how I know that....

    • @alyxburton3245
      @alyxburton3245 4 роки тому +4

      There are

    • @Seajojo
      @Seajojo 4 роки тому +5

      Just wait a couple of days and you'll see the results...

  • @kaz338
    @kaz338 4 роки тому +98

    Loba: has a literal staff that can remotely loot stuff, Revenant: gives people an AoE 2nd life, Pathfinder: A zipline

    • @vali0us
      @vali0us 4 роки тому +12

      lifeline:MoZaMbUiQe HeRe

    • @-arlene-
      @-arlene- 4 роки тому +1

      @@someonethatyouusedtoknow2984 LMAO

    • @eitan8144
      @eitan8144 4 роки тому +7

      Caustic : canned fartz

    • @jcooksey19
      @jcooksey19 4 роки тому +2

      I think they should give the ability to cut a zip line

    • @williamhealy6381
      @williamhealy6381 4 роки тому +3

      Octane: makes your a flying target

  • @edthebusdriver8345
    @edthebusdriver8345 4 роки тому +38

    Love how macro said she fits in campy comps and agressive comps when those are the only two types of players

  • @lacyx7923
    @lacyx7923 4 роки тому +166

    i would buff loba with an ability where if she requests something (like light ammo or body shield) she can see them trough walls for 3 seconds

    • @kaleahz
      @kaleahz 4 роки тому +2

      That would be a nice buff

    • @lightningfire8519
      @lightningfire8519 4 роки тому +8

      well then you could just keep requesting, which would be broken

    • @scaxer2865
      @scaxer2865 4 роки тому +11

      @@lightningfire8519 45 second cooldown?

    • @bigman5306
      @bigman5306 4 роки тому +1

      DarthCJ8 na maybe 30 25 maybe

    • @scoot5642
      @scoot5642 4 роки тому +1

      just remove the 3sec. She can see everything that the team needs

  • @tygerz9245
    @tygerz9245 4 роки тому +441

    “Call Loba, she’ll get it.”
    Me after buying Loba: *dad look I stole your nose*

    • @alexanderpadilla1449
      @alexanderpadilla1449 3 роки тому +10

      So you got yourself a dad? Didn't know loba gave you parents

    • @apexpredatorx7840
      @apexpredatorx7840 3 роки тому +3

      @@alexanderpadilla1449 Yea ever since I got loba my dad finally came back with the milk

    • @KidnapT
      @KidnapT 3 роки тому +1

      Or maybe just stole Loba dad loot box

  • @oliramen3982
    @oliramen3982 4 роки тому +131

    “Thievery has never looked this good”. The phantom thieves would like to know your location

  • @miradarling7909
    @miradarling7909 3 роки тому +10

    As a Loba main, I can say that this video was amazing and accurate

  • @yellowjackets59
    @yellowjackets59 4 роки тому +297

    Loba’s ring is literally an ender pearl

    • @IHATEYOUTUBESNEWUSERNAMESTUFF
      @IHATEYOUTUBESNEWUSERNAMESTUFF 4 роки тому +15

      Minecraft and apexlegends crossover????

    • @mataskarasevicius9806
      @mataskarasevicius9806 4 роки тому +7

      Finally, a way to transfer my minecraft expertise into Apex legends

    • @hyperbagl
      @hyperbagl 4 роки тому +6

      But it’s annoying that it takes so long to pull out your weapon after using

    • @joea7590
      @joea7590 4 роки тому +4

      @@hyperbagl it would be op if you could teleport and instantly start shooting at everyone.

    • @Cdubyajr
      @Cdubyajr 4 роки тому

      No, ender pearls are a different color, so therefore they aren't alike.

  • @Eatingsundew499
    @Eatingsundew499 4 роки тому +185

    This video: “Loba provides a way to move uniquely and acquire good loot for you and your team”
    Reality: *Loba steals all the good stuff and then dies in a 1v3, because she was looting 2 towns over, and then rage quits*

    • @TinyDicksenpai
      @TinyDicksenpai 4 роки тому +4

      Eatingsundew499 Im a new loba main and the reason they stray away is because they get mad with purple or gold loot and think their teammates are behind them and will blame them for not going with them so they blame you and rage quit but any selfless loba main would give up their ability of seeing good loot and keeping it to themselves and it give it to their team

    • @gonk3551
      @gonk3551 4 роки тому

      @@TinyDicksenpai hello fellow loba main

    • @deathshot3145
      @deathshot3145 4 роки тому +1

      That's almost every loba I've had

    • @davianedwards8744
      @davianedwards8744 4 роки тому

      That's me but with a slightly decent reason. Because I'm a loba I can loot insanely quickly if ik what I'm looking for. So alot of times I'm finished looting n looking for a fight while my teammates have barely even started. I do ping if I find good stuff though even though since I cant use my Ninja preset it slows me down.
      funny story though. once I pinged a purple bag and my teammates started arguing over which of them asked for it first while I was just there laughing at how I was pinging two different purple bags.

    • @sorucha8249
      @sorucha8249 4 роки тому

      Never happened to me

  • @Orros
    @Orros 4 роки тому +64

    Bruh straight up this random dude was staring at my ass...
    I was healing and was crouched down in the middle of nowhere. I turn back and he was just staring down there... then immediately looked away

    • @derp-7274
      @derp-7274 4 роки тому +6

      Lol I was playing loba and my revanent was in the corner and I was crouch and wasn't paying attention to the revanent behind me

    • @makennajones5840
      @makennajones5840 4 роки тому +1

      that happened to me

    • @ferialsoeker8921
      @ferialsoeker8921 4 роки тому +1

      that's why I don't play loba

    • @liisu9000
      @liisu9000 4 роки тому

      Ah the life of a woman

    • @_AniWatch
      @_AniWatch 4 роки тому

      Who was he playing?

  • @gseholm
    @gseholm 4 роки тому +13

    As a Loba main, I approve this content

  • @iikyrohyt
    @iikyrohyt 4 роки тому +127

    Me: Choose's Loba
    My team: Ight I'ma head out

    • @thedivision782
      @thedivision782 4 роки тому +2

      Why does this happen?

    • @ahsanarifeen7827
      @ahsanarifeen7827 4 роки тому +1

      That doesn't happen to me at all

    • @FDALl-ms5kg
      @FDALl-ms5kg 4 роки тому +3

      Even in ranked people go kill themselves to leave because someone else picked her

    • @soumyadey7387
      @soumyadey7387 4 роки тому +2

      I cant play Loba ffs ...,. that bracelet teleport waay too slow

    • @soumyadey7387
      @soumyadey7387 4 роки тому +2

      So im the cool one in MM ... i let others pick Loba/ Mirage

  • @crafter3890
    @crafter3890 4 роки тому +223

    I have a feeling Macros Wife is scared of Loba.

  • @soapsson6504
    @soapsson6504 4 роки тому +67

    Loba: I’m alerting other squads because my ass cheeks are too loud from clapping so hard

    • @undercoversmonk5712
      @undercoversmonk5712 4 роки тому +11

      What in the name of god did you just say

    • @austinpowerzz2678
      @austinpowerzz2678 4 роки тому +1

      GodDamn your right

    • @raylang1436
      @raylang1436 4 роки тому +1

      She low-key thicc in her pose mission accomplished she literally looks back at it

  • @scytheofdeath08
    @scytheofdeath08 2 роки тому +3

    Teammate: You play Loba for her abilities right?
    Me: .....
    Teammate: Right???

  • @PlxshForRealReal
    @PlxshForRealReal 4 роки тому +147

    Respawn making season 5: so you know that little girl that saw her parents die?
    Others: Yeah
    Respawn: make her thicc AF

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 4 роки тому +4

      @Evan Cleck *unzips*

    • @jaydenfurlong6109
      @jaydenfurlong6109 4 роки тому +7

      Sk2Neat *takes off jacket because you forgot to turn your heater off*

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 4 роки тому +2

      @@jaydenfurlong6109 lmaooo that's relatable asf

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 роки тому +2

      @@jaydenfurlong6109 I told you MANS NOT HOT!!!

    • @jamesxm4240
      @jamesxm4240 4 роки тому

      Losers

  • @Ghossti
    @Ghossti 4 роки тому +112

    Quick version of the law:
    Lobas mum and dad killed by scary murder pathfinder
    She grows up to be thicc and steal stuff
    She befriends fortnite ninja who finds out scary murder pathfinder is in apex legends
    She decides to become a playable character to find scary murder pathfinder

  • @Excal1brum
    @Excal1brum 4 роки тому +164

    Me when she was announced:
    She looks like a really fun legend to play!
    Everyone else: DaMn, ShE iS tHiCc

  • @Lilian040210
    @Lilian040210 3 роки тому +6

    0:57 that drawing is a masterpiece I'm dying 🤣

  • @Onyx_Dizz
    @Onyx_Dizz 4 роки тому +203

    1:55 It turned on my alexa and played music

  • @ChrisYett
    @ChrisYett 4 роки тому +360

    Macro: “Needs buffing”
    Me: Bruh, my gun just disappeared

    • @arandomguy2616
      @arandomguy2616 4 роки тому +3

      MRDS ChrisYett you mean a gun u had on u or one on the ground

    • @ChrisYett
      @ChrisYett 4 роки тому +1

      You see Nothing yea a gun I have on me

    • @maki5016
      @maki5016 4 роки тому +15

      @@ChrisYett Loba can't steal guns off of actual people only floor loot and deathboxes.
      Which means your lying

    • @rip_twice6976
      @rip_twice6976 4 роки тому +8

      MRDS ChrisYett u are either lying, glitched, or you dropped it and thought u picked it back up, but the Loba and her team prob took it right when u dropped it

    • @ChrisYett
      @ChrisYett 4 роки тому +3

      One of my friends told me their gun disappeared oof

  • @varunnigam7389
    @varunnigam7389 4 роки тому +121

    Loba: *Is a genuinely interesting and a good legend*
    Literally every single player: "lOoK aT tHAt boOtY tHo"

    • @nicklaslekblom8167
      @nicklaslekblom8167 4 роки тому

      varun nigam well not the first time

    • @sakarilifematter7187
      @sakarilifematter7187 4 роки тому

      @@nicklaslekblom8167 LITTEARLY!

    • @undercoversmonk5712
      @undercoversmonk5712 4 роки тому

      That is true and thats why im so pissed off *angry gasmask noises*

    • @mynametagidk
      @mynametagidk 4 роки тому

      I love how I take the game seriously If I’m playing as the new legend
      like literally:
      me: wow we died because you 2 didn’t shoot
      teammates: sorry I was *ahem* distracted.
      me: oh ffs

    • @ChristinaKilluminati
      @ChristinaKilluminati 2 роки тому +1

      Her bum isn't even that big. Literally anyone who has heels on has the glutes go a certain way. A shame too many perves about.

  • @SugarStick47
    @SugarStick47 4 роки тому +6

    Love how he says quickly than we just see a 10 sec clip of loba teleporting

  • @EvelynnLuxe
    @EvelynnLuxe 4 роки тому +111

    “His name is unknown”
    *Jaime* : am I a joke to you?
    Thank you *OCTASOINAL* oops

    • @largegamer5085
      @largegamer5085 4 роки тому +3

      Refer to him as "Simp Rick" or not at all!

    • @octosional
      @octosional 4 роки тому +1

      It is not “Jamie” it is “Jaime”

    • @EvelynnLuxe
      @EvelynnLuxe 4 роки тому +1

      Octasional oh darn, two letters miss placed the end of the world my son.

  • @fatZ33
    @fatZ33 4 роки тому +730

    Macro: the booty doe!
    Macro's GF: so you have chosen death.

  • @spirtyy2946
    @spirtyy2946 4 роки тому +193

    Wraith: I’m the thickest
    Watson: no I’m the thickest
    Loba: no I’m the thickest
    Bangalore: u guys are thick?
    (I didn’t put gibby because he is to thick to be in a meme)

    • @MEGASTRIX
      @MEGASTRIX 4 роки тому +67

      Gibby: Haha you guys are so cute.

    • @nicklaslekblom8167
      @nicklaslekblom8167 4 роки тому +10

      Ultra Fox Gibby is actually just SUPER ULTRA BUFF!

    • @nok4799
      @nok4799 4 роки тому +7

      @@nicklaslekblom8167 I saw his story, And holy shit Gibby isn't even fat, he is an absolute unit lol.

    • @ElenaHernandez-dc3ku
      @ElenaHernandez-dc3ku 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @Gang3rs
      @Gang3rs 4 роки тому +4

      Big boi Gibby: get on my level

  • @Bloodsleeves23
    @Bloodsleeves23 3 роки тому +4

    you gotta love macro for always trying to relate to the legends

  • @smashboxer9987
    @smashboxer9987 4 роки тому +133

    Wraith: I'm super thicc
    Loba: look at my ass
    Wraith: I know when I'm beaten

  • @memphismadeej4665
    @memphismadeej4665 4 роки тому +189

    He forgot lobas last ability
    Distract the enemy’s by her thickness

  • @fartingunicorn6962
    @fartingunicorn6962 4 роки тому +142

    Everybody else : “I’m so excited for Loba she looks so fun”
    Me an intellectual : “OCTANE BUFF”

    • @cheeserice7304
      @cheeserice7304 4 роки тому

      Wait what is his buff

    • @Calebev1
      @Calebev1 4 роки тому +2

      tater tots gaming faster ult charge

    • @deejaydee1578
      @deejaydee1578 4 роки тому +1

      @@Calebev1 thats alright, but some slight tweaks to his ult would also be very nice

    • @cheeserice7304
      @cheeserice7304 4 роки тому +1

      @@Calebev1 this game bout to be filled with bouncing bettys bro

    • @spongeblerjugglepants
      @spongeblerjugglepants 4 роки тому +1

      *but pathfinder*

  • @IsaiPR
    @IsaiPR 3 роки тому +1

    My Amazon Echo started playing Old Town Road because of you...

  • @filiphasek17
    @filiphasek17 4 роки тому +159

    Are we all gonna Ignore the fact that being sexy is one of her personality trades

    • @magnusrunusonsvenningsen2021
      @magnusrunusonsvenningsen2021 4 роки тому +9

      yes........and i like her personalty

    • @grimelemental301
      @grimelemental301 4 роки тому +21

      I mean, it kinda makes sence, since being pretty and seductive is gonna help when trying to pickpocket and rob people.

    • @ye5396
      @ye5396 4 роки тому +3

      Shes constantly seducing with you like saying you “aren’t you sweet” or other seductive lines

    • @Oscar-j6b
      @Oscar-j6b 4 роки тому +1

      She has more?

    • @edwardritter9018
      @edwardritter9018 4 роки тому +1

      @@Oscar-j6b "Thanks beautiful","I might have to add you to my list", and stuff like that.

  • @ayyjayy2583
    @ayyjayy2583 4 роки тому +235

    She’s really good I like her a lot

  • @kmlobd
    @kmlobd 4 роки тому +65

    Wraith : im thicc
    Wattson : im thiccer
    Loba : amateurs
    Wraith n wattson : huh?!
    Loba : AMATEURS

    • @AlexRodriguez0407
      @AlexRodriguez0407 4 роки тому +15

      Gibby: *laughs in thiccness*

    • @nicklaslekblom8167
      @nicklaslekblom8167 4 роки тому +1

      Eat your cereal *Laughs in Buffness*

    • @ZootyTooter
      @ZootyTooter 4 роки тому +2

      @@nicklaslekblom8167 I see you running round defending Gibby.
      I see you 😏

    • @nicklaslekblom8167
      @nicklaslekblom8167 4 роки тому +1

      Bleak Furball i know but he is STILL ULTRA TRIPLE BUFF AND THICK

  • @Yoyoyo079
    @Yoyoyo079 3 роки тому +14

    Pro tip: place the loba staff in an area with good loot, death boxes, unexplored areas, don't place the staff in an area where there's no bins or death boxes

  • @Red-nf4sl
    @Red-nf4sl 4 роки тому +147

    Apex: New season
    Me: sees Loba and her butt
    Also me: Something’s wrong, I can feel it

  • @mr_evil377
    @mr_evil377 4 роки тому +108

    Loba's passive ability: distracts enemies by her *T H I C C N E S S*

    • @rahyahbah
      @rahyahbah 4 роки тому

      Yep

    • @Ruiz_
      @Ruiz_ 4 роки тому

      EA couldn't stop going up on the thicc meter

    • @undercoversmonk5712
      @undercoversmonk5712 4 роки тому

      Every single comment in this comment section is so fucking cursed... *gasmask breathing noises* time for a cleanse

    • @mr_evil377
      @mr_evil377 4 роки тому

      @@undercoversmonk5712 no

  • @aircraftoverviewer
    @aircraftoverviewer 4 роки тому +43

    Loba: *Teleports in front of someone*
    The enemy: “So you have chosen death”

    • @4Dannyy
      @4Dannyy 4 роки тому +1

      facts i always do that

  • @antcoolman8350
    @antcoolman8350 3 роки тому +2

    0:08 I love that he just wags his finger

  • @melodyowojori4213
    @melodyowojori4213 4 роки тому +24

    Another tip for loba is that you can camp out care packages so then when the enemy takes it you can instantly the take it with her ultimate before they do

  • @lmtalpha6382
    @lmtalpha6382 4 роки тому +74

    Everyone: Why Skull Town, it was so iconic.
    Me: I liked Thunderdome so much, why did they do that?

  • @aahaanchatterjee9885
    @aahaanchatterjee9885 4 роки тому +336

    Loba should have a finisher where she put down botique and then teleport r301 and shoot at the head

  • @nicknein4056
    @nicknein4056 4 роки тому +5

    4:30 that was clean bro!

  • @noahweeks3336
    @noahweeks3336 4 роки тому +114

    Change my mind Loba’s bracelet is just an Ender Pearl that doesn’t kill you

    • @mehmeh_
      @mehmeh_ 4 роки тому +3

      That's what my mind told me the moment i recognized the ability.

    • @Babagnush
      @Babagnush 4 роки тому

      Its a bracelet

    • @saraswatibutola6917
      @saraswatibutola6917 4 роки тому +1

      @@Babagnush It's more like an Ender Bracelet .... Just saying.

    • @kyberwolf3839
      @kyberwolf3839 2 роки тому

      So tru

  • @saltylemon7699
    @saltylemon7699 4 роки тому +81

    she atac
    she protec
    but most impoertantly...
    SHE DUMMY THICCC BOI

  • @Itami-comp
    @Itami-comp 4 роки тому +36

    "OHH SNAP! THAT BOOTY DOE!" Marco 2020

  • @bearboy1598
    @bearboy1598 3 роки тому +6

    The thing I admire most about loba is that she does all this in heels

  • @keenwilliams2755
    @keenwilliams2755 4 роки тому +261

    Fastest I’ve ever clicked off brazzers

  • @CosmicThePig
    @CosmicThePig 4 роки тому +63

    Macro: *says he’s a pro*
    Also Macro: *calls the supply ship the drop ship*
    Smh Macro you’re better than this.

    • @derp-7274
      @derp-7274 4 роки тому

      True also isn't using your ultimate for looting boxes a bad thing think about it you can only take 2 items so wouldn't you just loot more any way?

    • @IsthatMir
      @IsthatMir 4 роки тому

      Its a supply DROP not a ship. Its like a guided rocket that doesn't explode and carries loot. :D

  • @loljay3281
    @loljay3281 4 роки тому +44

    *"Loba ability is her teleport bracelet which teleport you wherever it lands"*
    Minecraft player: *I have seen this one before..*

  • @ultra4265
    @ultra4265 3 роки тому +1

    Dude I can’t stop laughing because of this
    You: OH SNAP THAT BOOTY THO
    UA-cam: I won’t let you do that ADS BOI

  • @Rextrabution
    @Rextrabution 4 роки тому +15

    Actually with the ult, you can loot closed bins, it just opens it after the item is taken, for example, I placed it down and took something I wanted, and it opened up the bin pretty much right beside me, it was about 15-20m away.

  • @cadethecrustycreature
    @cadethecrustycreature 4 роки тому +37

    That beginning legit seems like a sponsor

  • @mrcapsknee7427
    @mrcapsknee7427 4 роки тому +65

    Me when i see Loba in game:I CANT HANDLE THE THICCNESS *disconnected*

  • @MrManthe1stand2nd
    @MrManthe1stand2nd 4 роки тому +2

    I love how you always come up with these intros that are funny and also related to the character

  • @giandani8064
    @giandani8064 4 роки тому +41

    if she’s a support then she should definitely be able to ping heals through walls

    • @orestisgeorgatos6725
      @orestisgeorgatos6725 4 роки тому +1

      @Quinton Boman yes not because she is a master thief or something

  • @luciddogo3002
    @luciddogo3002 4 роки тому +167

    Apex loba is the number 1 search on a special site just saying

    • @fadlizuhri8250
      @fadlizuhri8250 4 роки тому +12

      "special"

    • @OdiOneKenobi
      @OdiOneKenobi 4 роки тому +15

      @@fadlizuhri8250 prohub

    • @kwajimo
      @kwajimo 4 роки тому +9

      I may or may not have contributed to that... but you get hella results on a certain subreddit

    • @fadlizuhri8250
      @fadlizuhri8250 4 роки тому +2

      @@kwajimo which is

    • @impchain
      @impchain 4 роки тому +1

      Prontube

  • @tinkerer8439
    @tinkerer8439 4 роки тому +30

    It’s like the skull was made with Loba in mind
    Me: yeah she kinda made it

  • @luc2640
    @luc2640 3 роки тому +1

    I have an Alexa on my desk and when Macro said "Alexa play Skull Town Road" it actually started playing Old Town Road

  • @Goreyglory-23
    @Goreyglory-23 4 роки тому +66

    Imagine using Lobas ULT near the vaults on worlds end.
    Worlds edge my bad.

    • @laptopcase
      @laptopcase 4 роки тому +6

      I was thinking that. That’s probably why they had kings canyon for 2 weeks, to fix it (most likely)

    • @captainnikitis1811
      @captainnikitis1811 4 роки тому +10

      espocat_ I hope not, I’d like to see vaults SWARMED with loba teams lol

    • @Zed-._
      @Zed-._ 4 роки тому +4

      Worlds edge*🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @themapl3791
      @themapl3791 4 роки тому +2

      espocat_ but it’s less than a day until Worlds Edge is back

    • @chrishuffman178
      @chrishuffman178 4 роки тому

      @@Zed-._ does anyone care

  • @justabeholder4753
    @justabeholder4753 4 роки тому +45

    Macro: funny
    Loba: thicc
    Mirage: useful
    Hotel: trivago

  • @donte7584
    @donte7584 4 роки тому +64

    “F” in chat for skull town what about a “F” In the chat for thunder dome

  • @Yurmonpo
    @Yurmonpo 3 роки тому +1

    0:45 you know it’s always going to be good when this starts

  • @nathanderune9535
    @nathanderune9535 4 роки тому +84

    Okay here me out. When she requests something like light ammo it immediately gets added to her Eye for Quality and when she requests parts of a gun or hop ups they turn red

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae 3 роки тому

      New to the game. How do you request for ammo?

    • @zig786
      @zig786 3 роки тому

      @@RexGalilae ...

    • @eesahkhan9503
      @eesahkhan9503 3 роки тому +3

      @@RexGalilae u go to ur inventory and say ur using a gun that uses light ammo, next to the gun there will be a symbol for the ammo type that gun uses, hover over it and depending on what u play on it should say press "this" button to request for ammo

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae 3 роки тому +1

      @@eesahkhan9503
      ahhh got it, brother. thanks

    • @abakedpotatoewithnolegs3012
      @abakedpotatoewithnolegs3012 3 роки тому

      @xXLil_ShadowyXx to op u caj just request everything tho

  • @JoseHernandez-ns3be
    @JoseHernandez-ns3be 4 роки тому +69

    Last time I was this early coronavirus wasn’t a thing

  • @didboy1277
    @didboy1277 4 роки тому +65

    If she says I need heals then it should show the meds through walls

    • @quintonjones8108
      @quintonjones8108 4 роки тому +4

      Like it’ll give u a 10 second timer to find heals or ammo thru walls and it takes a minute to recycle

    • @Cyndasoul
      @Cyndasoul 4 роки тому

      Yea but if your a thief do you really want to steal healing supplies?

    • @nightstallker123
      @nightstallker123 4 роки тому +2

      CyndaSoul yes because I would like to heal

    • @Cyndasoul
      @Cyndasoul 4 роки тому

      Redux I mean actual robbery. Like robbing a bank. Would you steal the money or the bandage?

  • @mikeoxmaul9870
    @mikeoxmaul9870 4 роки тому +15

    The tactical is basically an ender Pearl

    • @jovn7732
      @jovn7732 2 роки тому

      we call eneder pearl