How To Surf In Crowds

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  • @doctorstainy
    @doctorstainy Місяць тому +23262

    I wanna see surf battles now. Two surfers one wave who will come out on top lol

    • @iweigh34stone
      @iweigh34stone Місяць тому +164

      Even with foamies. Dangerous as fuck if you get into bigger waves. If a fin or hard part of the board knocks you out.

    • @Youthrippers
      @Youthrippers Місяць тому +84

      @@iweigh34stonejust use foam short boards with dull gummy fins and a blunt nose.

    • @Youthrippers
      @Youthrippers Місяць тому +39

      @@iweigh34stoneI see where you coming from though

    • @CaesarEllish1
      @CaesarEllish1 Місяць тому +14

      This is what it takes to win a world title lol

    • @sl0th493
      @sl0th493 Місяць тому +17

      Two surfers one wave .. made me remind of something that rhymes with it..

  • @TinaNewtonArt
    @TinaNewtonArt Місяць тому +15017

    Grabbing someone's leash is savage.

    • @KnolltopFarms
      @KnolltopFarms Місяць тому +89

      Best way to clear the kooks, especially for bodysurfers

    • @alex2drip4you
      @alex2drip4you Місяць тому +216

      And could get someone killed

    • @alex2drip4you
      @alex2drip4you Місяць тому +151

      Which is unlikely, but you still shouldn't be doing that. It's a dangerous hobby already.

    • @aliaskong1723
      @aliaskong1723 Місяць тому +10

      ​@@alex2drip4you Way of life, you mean!

    • @nxxynx5039
      @nxxynx5039 Місяць тому +305

      ​@@aliaskong1723no it's a hobby. "Way of life" is an excuse of middle class kids with wealthy parents to avoid actually getting a job. Working class surfers know it's a hobby you do when you can scrap some spare time and cash together

  • @eko4749
    @eko4749 22 дні тому +3183

    Surfers not being chill at all was something I was not prepared for when I moved to the beach.

    • @tedstyle3798
      @tedstyle3798 18 днів тому +92

      yeah, surfers are actually very much like water polo players, because most of us are.

    • @TheJL-fi3rg
      @TheJL-fi3rg 18 днів тому

      Biggest douchebag egomaniac neanderthals. Kept me from learning. I'll stick to skating

    • @Wellojr
      @Wellojr 16 днів тому +30

      @@tedstyle3798 Yeah that checks out played representative level water polo for over a decade and love surfing

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan 15 днів тому +17

      Fr have they not seen the chill turtle from Nemo?

    • @Rafman320
      @Rafman320 13 днів тому +64

      I have avoided surfing near ANYBODY. I’m pretty new at it and don’t want gate keeper asshole bullshit.

  • @jcs7934
    @jcs7934 Місяць тому +5738

    The best surfing comedy ever!

  • @somedriftguy3849
    @somedriftguy3849 Місяць тому +3064

    Second one was wild 💀

    • @dapo_
      @dapo_ Місяць тому +52

      Said “I gotta put me first”

    • @littlemisspipebomb4723
      @littlemisspipebomb4723 Місяць тому +36

      It's messed up but cause of the angles they were both going at, he kinda had to

    • @zzzzz45zzzzz79
      @zzzzz45zzzzz79 26 днів тому

      It was smart. He would’ve smashed into the other guy if he didn’t do it

    • @HughMungus4655
      @HughMungus4655 20 днів тому +20

      @@littlemisspipebomb4723 yeah its either one person wipes out which sucks or someone gets speared in the chest and they both wipe out anyway

  • @Maxiamaru
    @Maxiamaru Місяць тому +1621

    Meanwhile, I'm sitting here wondering how this applies to crowd surfing

    • @chronixdubz
      @chronixdubz Місяць тому +31

      This made me laugh more than I thought it would 😂

    • @Chubby1G_TV
      @Chubby1G_TV Місяць тому +3

      @@chronixdubz SAME HAHA

    • @mikebak8915
      @mikebak8915 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @hermitkryb
      @hermitkryb 28 днів тому +6

      There can only be one riding those waves 🍳

    • @CourtneyLurae
      @CourtneyLurae 28 днів тому +2

      Best comment 🏆

  • @nebylicza
    @nebylicza 25 днів тому +263

    In the previous life bro was an orange cat

    • @_Goose_Man_
      @_Goose_Man_ 18 днів тому +6

      I love this comment- fr bro you made me laugh out loud 💀💀

    • @nebylicza
      @nebylicza 3 дні тому

      @@_Goose_Man_ haha I'm glad it did

  • @Vike_12
    @Vike_12 Місяць тому +528

    Never expected surfing to be such a hostile community until going to Hawaii and Australia to watch... They dont want new surfers, unless you have money to give them

    • @DoIoannToKnow
      @DoIoannToKnow 29 днів тому +178

      surfers are some of the most aggressive asses out there. I surf and have no idea where the whole chill attitude thing comes from

    • @roketynoramallorca2882
      @roketynoramallorca2882 29 днів тому +91

      That's why I quit surfing. Unbearable people. "Soul surfer" my ass.

    • @barsaf9989
      @barsaf9989 28 днів тому +41

      Well that's the definition of a toxic community.

    • @ziggysohana
      @ziggysohana 28 днів тому +4

      @@roketynoramallorca2882 Hahaha

    • @bizarro20daves
      @bizarro20daves 28 днів тому +33

      Limited resources increasing aggression

  • @Pbankzy_OT
    @Pbankzy_OT Місяць тому +557

    God damn as a surfer never thought I would see something I now have to train for lol in uk it gets a bit crazy during summer 😂😂😂

    • @natashahipperson8604
      @natashahipperson8604 24 дні тому +5

      I'm a sailer myself but your right even on the broads I've seen boats and fisherman get too close to other boats and jet skis and paddle surfers etc it's rediculous

  • @Bonsaiman1
    @Bonsaiman1 26 днів тому +39

    This is how you hurt someone or start fights

  • @Elias_619
    @Elias_619 Місяць тому +110

    The only lore I know about surfers is they beef with each other 😂😂

    • @kevincollins8620
      @kevincollins8620 Місяць тому +2

      Locals only bro

    • @GeneralBlorp
      @GeneralBlorp 28 днів тому +1

      Homeless dudes with drug problems will tend to beef 😂 oh but like Island life broh 🤙 stay chill

  • @davidgough3512
    @davidgough3512 26 днів тому +20

    when doing leash grabs, engage opposite rail for traction and aim board to beach to regain speed. Do remember to let go.

  • @coyotleaucreepypasta4179
    @coyotleaucreepypasta4179 Місяць тому +77

    Course it’s an aggro shortboarder xD “MOVE LOSER!!! I GOTTA SHRED THE GNAR ON THIS THREE FOOT GREENIE!”

    • @LDAR
      @LDAR 21 день тому +1

      What the fuck is a gnar

    • @Omnihilo
      @Omnihilo 21 день тому +1

      @@LDAR Gnarly? I’m trying to figure out what “greenie” is.

    • @LDAR
      @LDAR 21 день тому +2

      @@Omnihilo im guessing a small wave because ocean water can be green

    • @sunkissed_miaaa
      @sunkissed_miaaa 8 днів тому

      @@LDARthe “gnar” is a snowboarder thing idk why they associated it with surfing

    • @LDAR
      @LDAR 7 днів тому

      @@sunkissed_miaaa board

  • @ryancoen3338
    @ryancoen3338 Місяць тому +27

    Mans a menace

  • @jonathanbouic5947
    @jonathanbouic5947 Місяць тому +334

    Gosh this is the kookest thing I've seen in my life 😂

    • @brandondiaz4478
      @brandondiaz4478 Місяць тому +3

      Omg it’s John b

    • @cfarr18
      @cfarr18 Місяць тому +2

      Deadass negative steeze AND I WANT THAT FUCKIN SMOKE

    • @arran674
      @arran674 Місяць тому

      @@brandondiaz4478 LMAOOO

    • @kevincollins8620
      @kevincollins8620 Місяць тому +2

      It got me going fr. I'm from the 80s. This was how skateparks went down in 96. Someone snakes you... you take them down.

  • @viceb7
    @viceb7 12 днів тому +4

    Man I'd come back up swinging for some of these 😂

  • @S1MH4CKR
    @S1MH4CKR 29 днів тому +7

    The balance required to lift & throw someone's board while surfing a wave? I don't think most people understand the difficulty of this.

  • @mhxxd4
    @mhxxd4 Місяць тому +12

    First dude is a menace😂

    • @ShuRugal
      @ShuRugal 26 днів тому +1

      watch it again - first dude saw the guy in front of him was about to run over someone in the pocket. he pulled his board because the guy was looking at the crest instead of where he was going.

    • @mhxxd4
      @mhxxd4 26 днів тому

      @@ShuRugalno

  • @NeapolitanDynamite1
    @NeapolitanDynamite1 29 днів тому +8

    when i was a little kid i was at the beach watching a few dudes surf. i got caught by a wave and was headed right towards this guy. i thought i was toast!!!
    he bailed so fast and clean, i figured the board would at least knock me good…
    thank god for his reflexes bc he caught the board too. he wasnt even upset. love surfers lol

  • @aaronhopkins6697
    @aaronhopkins6697 9 днів тому +1

    I like the leggy pull, and the board flip. Brilliant.

  • @mikeandjoelle.
    @mikeandjoelle. Місяць тому +7

    Crack up! Love your channel mate

  • @timwannell6477
    @timwannell6477 Місяць тому +47

    This is the most import ant training ever. A must to avoid the scourge if looks.

  • @potatobeagle8222
    @potatobeagle8222 19 днів тому +3

    "Training to be a menace"

  • @iijoshuahpoii5222
    @iijoshuahpoii5222 8 годин тому +1

    I thought this was a way to protect yourself from injury while crowd surfing I realise now its how to shitpost irl while surfing

  • @clearthejunk
    @clearthejunk Місяць тому +28

    Average Joe surfer who's loving the vids. You got something going on. Just don't change you, bro!

  • @summerobannon7784
    @summerobannon7784 28 днів тому +1

    For a minute I thought I was about crowd performance now I know it's about performing when crowded

  • @CaptainCooked72
    @CaptainCooked72 Місяць тому +5

    You know da rulz!!

  • @EricAbroad
    @EricAbroad Місяць тому +1

    that second one is nuts!

  • @brandonlee7374
    @brandonlee7374 Місяць тому +5

    This is gold!😂

  • @Mofoshow
    @Mofoshow Місяць тому +30

    Thats why people carry knifes in the water

    • @Aceofspades737
      @Aceofspades737 Місяць тому +6

      That's a bit excessive

    • @benjaminteodoro9513
      @benjaminteodoro9513 Місяць тому +11

      Yeah lowkey, guys who say this are either under 16 or edge lords with no father figure

    • @goldyguns9545
      @goldyguns9545 Місяць тому

      Wouldn't you lose it with all the movement and water?

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 Місяць тому +9

      @@benjaminteodoro9513 says the guy defending assault(taking someones board, while they are on it, is assault)

    • @alexg1778
      @alexg1778 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@stefthorman8548 don't try to reason with these people mate. They're the type that caused fights all the time at school when they were kids then ran crying to the teacher like they're the victim when one of the bigger boys put them in their place. 😂 The "it was just a prank bro" type.

  • @rayzecor
    @rayzecor Місяць тому +21

    This was hilarious hahahaha

  • @7even871
    @7even871 24 дні тому

    Every skateboarder innately knows the last one😂

  • @garygreen2827
    @garygreen2827 17 днів тому

    I never put likes or comments on videos, but this one is so funny. Love it. Thanks.

  • @JeremyConners
    @JeremyConners 13 днів тому

    This is such great practice!!

  • @ryooooomaaaaa24
    @ryooooomaaaaa24 10 днів тому

    You're a menace 😂

  • @noahbitzer2257
    @noahbitzer2257 2 дні тому

    flipping over the longboard dropping in on you 😂 maybe i’ll try that next time

  • @Chewyness
    @Chewyness 24 дні тому

    This brought back memories

  • @christinacassaro1317
    @christinacassaro1317 Місяць тому +1

    New sub. Love it. So cal for sure.

  • @pumlin1
    @pumlin1 9 днів тому

    Surfers certainly deserve each other

  • @SykeGD
    @SykeGD 17 днів тому

    I've watched this 3 times. Throwing the other person's board got me every time 😭

  • @michaelburk9171
    @michaelburk9171 4 дні тому

    With the crowded levels at many spots its amazing there arent more injuries.

  • @travisthomas7987
    @travisthomas7987 7 днів тому

    Creased my favorite board ever doing that last move when some guy ditched his board. Bad times!

  • @majesticunicornturle
    @majesticunicornturle 14 днів тому

    I needed a 2nd watch to realise he doesn't train to avoid the attacks

  • @1saamor897
    @1saamor897 Місяць тому +14

    I’m good at surfing. but i never do this cause ik i can just go around them. practice skills first

  • @mikeobryant3367
    @mikeobryant3367 16 днів тому

    this is gonna end up on "pinch my salt" for sure lol

  • @sarah.s.flanagan
    @sarah.s.flanagan 9 днів тому

    Thought this was going to be a crowdsurfing at concerts bit

  • @Red_parrot1
    @Red_parrot1 8 днів тому

    I call the second move "Get tf out of my way"

  • @kion_kun
    @kion_kun 27 днів тому

    That guy when in the wave instead of going with the wave 😂🤣

  • @Watch_The_Dark
    @Watch_The_Dark 5 днів тому

    Blud is a menace

  • @koejoe
    @koejoe Місяць тому +2

    Missed opportunity to Surf sup paddle throw spear of death or battle axe swing the paddle to clear the line up.😊. In all seriousness awesome video ❤

  • @sunkissed_miaaa
    @sunkissed_miaaa 8 днів тому

    How to get into a fight 101

  • @Mayakran
    @Mayakran 10 днів тому

    First time I went surfing I cut my leg on coral and got sunburned so badly it blistered. Standing up and riding waves was awesome, though, lol. Worth it.

  • @Gerokami
    @Gerokami 24 дні тому

    Never try to steal a wave from locals😂😂😂

  • @obituslothbrook9407
    @obituslothbrook9407 2 дні тому

    You just wait till you come back on shore after doing this and get taught an important lesson about waiting your turn.

  • @AdamGabel6
    @AdamGabel6 23 дні тому

    We starting the surfing battle royale with this one! 🗣🗣🗣🤙

  • @Babyburns
    @Babyburns 16 днів тому

    I want to make one of those practice boards… can you make a video showing how you built it and stuff? Or at least tell what materials you used so I can try and make one.

  • @joecaljapan
    @joecaljapan 19 днів тому

    I first thought he was talking about crowd surfing

  • @youtubename3838
    @youtubename3838 29 днів тому

    lol the leashhh!!!! Lesson for today: DONT DROP IN, YA KOOK!

  • @user-rq5ez8nw3k
    @user-rq5ez8nw3k Місяць тому +1

    Funniest surfing video I've ever seen in my life

  • @Frederic_104
    @Frederic_104 3 дні тому

    No matter what you do you can always find an enemy doing it

  • @JessforR
    @JessforR 29 днів тому +2

    I surfed a very crowded beach break yesterday and was easily cruising around foamies and people who didn't look before going. It definitely helps your surfing to learn how to navigate crowds.

  • @Huonmtb
    @Huonmtb Місяць тому +1

    This is totally right

  • @bryanabreu
    @bryanabreu Місяць тому

    I thought he was leaping at someone like a left for dead hunter lmao

  • @lazybrain...64
    @lazybrain...64 4 дні тому

    ...absolutely love it!!!😂...

  • @thekatalexander
    @thekatalexander 4 дні тому

    Chill on the street savage at the beach 😂

  • @TaysTurbo
    @TaysTurbo 21 день тому

    I learned in first grade how to surf thanks to a little school play which then I always wanted to try it which I self taught myself and I’ve been surfing for four years now and absolutely loved it still not as good as my cousin who may become a pro surfer but I’m happy for him🤙🤙🤙

  • @khojertw
    @khojertw День тому

    first one is so real. diabolical

  • @Godckr1
    @Godckr1 Місяць тому

    surfer: how’s the training going?
    kook: 💀

  • @Vertigo97
    @Vertigo97 14 днів тому

    PvP surfing would be a fun sport

  • @a.ericschlobohm97
    @a.ericschlobohm97 Місяць тому +1

    Fourth move, hand grenade toss😮

  • @C.Hawkshaw
    @C.Hawkshaw 28 днів тому

    Subbed!

  • @FiredFangedFox
    @FiredFangedFox 23 дні тому

    I was going to say if you were allowed to just yeet someone board but i rewatched it and it was going to collide with him 😮‍💨😭

  • @bootsfree
    @bootsfree Місяць тому

    Dude must be a Salt Creek local.

  • @CoolCat4Me
    @CoolCat4Me 6 днів тому

    The second one 😂😂😂😂

  • @PopesGarage
    @PopesGarage Місяць тому

    Where’d you get the plans for that outdoor surf swing trainer?

  • @GHOST-in-the-MACHINE
    @GHOST-in-the-MACHINE 25 днів тому

    The waves are a PvP enabled zone. Surf's up? No, dude. Surf's going *down*.

  • @moneybay
    @moneybay 29 днів тому

    then suddenly someone getting ktfo on shore 😂

  • @bugz000
    @bugz000 10 днів тому

    i'm so glad all my hobbies involve isolation rofl

  • @tantejohan
    @tantejohan 29 днів тому

    I thought sueferdudes were chill as fuck 🤣

  • @sleepy1697
    @sleepy1697 21 день тому

    As someone who used to surf regularly in Florida I can tell you there are unwritten rules. So I'll write them;
    1) First one out is first one up. Which means whoever is waiting the longest gets priority on the wave.
    2) If you go down go back. That means if you fall off the wave, make room for other people.
    3) When you ride together you ride apart. This one means you don't get too close to people even if you're in a group. Otherwise they have every right to push you out of their way to avoid colliding.
    4) If someone's in trouble help them. Pretty self explanatory.
    There are more of course, but these four will generally keep you safe and keep you from being hated.

  • @Ressyuchiha
    @Ressyuchiha Місяць тому

    This is funny as hell

  • @Kanefires
    @Kanefires Місяць тому +5

    lmfao, classic. make more, I'll subscribe

  • @ThickPancakes
    @ThickPancakes 20 днів тому

    Cant be the only one who literally saw a guy turn into a dog in the first wave right? 😦

  • @Citric19
    @Citric19 2 дні тому

    That's how you surf in Seaside Oregon. You also Need to be prepared to fight when you get out of the water.

  • @tanuaupiu
    @tanuaupiu 25 днів тому

    I’m Samoan so I never got problems in Hawaii waters, born and raised in Redondo Beach I never seen people starting fights in the water and finishing it on shore except for Hawaii😂 Aloooooha!

  • @LukeDean-dc1hb
    @LukeDean-dc1hb 20 днів тому

    The 2nd videos that's me, I love throw away the longboard when their try to drop on me

  • @richardbalistreri7631
    @richardbalistreri7631 Місяць тому

    He’s missing “The Torpedo”. Where you leap off your board and turn your body into a torpedo to spear the Barney head first.

  • @Potatodrumcrow
    @Potatodrumcrow 28 днів тому

    Right on dude . 🤙

  • @NatalieRushman1984
    @NatalieRushman1984 22 дні тому +1

    No.3 was wild. 🤣🎸🔥🪦

  • @pathighminded5463
    @pathighminded5463 Місяць тому

    I've noticed surfers with nicer cars are more polite to people on the water

  • @RogerRomero-ge2om
    @RogerRomero-ge2om 24 дні тому

    I need a table of surf❤

  • @lndsyg
    @lndsyg День тому

    Surfs up! 😂

  • @michaelangelos5117
    @michaelangelos5117 Місяць тому

    I've upgraded my surfboards to titanium rails.

  • @SurfglideSurfboards
    @SurfglideSurfboards 15 днів тому

    This is so funny I have grabbed the leash before

  • @vvavie4858
    @vvavie4858 Місяць тому +14

    The violence didn’t choose the bro, the bro chose the violence

  • @jasongreen3905
    @jasongreen3905 24 дні тому +1

    See that’s how you accidentally get drowned after you head back out to water :)

  • @LuquiLuck
    @LuquiLuck Місяць тому

    You should always train some boxing, for when the fight starts at the shore

  • @FoxRacingGaming
    @FoxRacingGaming 6 днів тому +1

    Guys just crusin and you yank his board out from under and and yeet it XD

  • @Nuttyirishman85
    @Nuttyirishman85 Місяць тому

    You gotta hit the punching bag. That’s the only response to disrespect on the water.

  • @h0ly208
    @h0ly208 18 днів тому

    I read "training for cowards" and was so lost