There is a 21 year old man who got a 14 year old girl pregnant..they had the baby and the mother is allowing the 21 year old to live with and continue to have sex with her daughter bc he pays all the bills..I contact local police..I even contacted TBI..and literally no one is doing anything..they said he is awaiting grand jury trial..and I am just like ok if that’s the case why they allowed to continue to live together?? And have sex?? This country is wack
I think UTV and the archiver were the same person he just wanted attention on 4chan while praising himself using a fake account i mean it's interesting they quit using 4chan at the same time
as somebody who has lived in guatemala for a long time, i never heard about that grenade case. Prensa Libre is our biggest newspaper, yet i never saw anything related to it. and trust me, prensa libre would not miss on a chance like this to put it in their articles.
true, like yeah sure you TOTALLY stopped the bots with pfp’s of people showing their LITERAL A$ TO EVERYONE, IVE SEEN THESE BOTS ON THE MOST FAMOUS *ROBLOX* UA-camR, WTF MAN KIDS ARE WATCHING…
@improbablyfur There is currently a problem that has been going for faaaar too long in russian speaking youtube (not sure if it is present anywhere else). So, basically there are these popular russian youtubers right, they do like pretty family friendly content and all that kind of stuff but if you scroll to the comment section and click on replies of popular comments you can find bots promoting LITERAL CHILD PO - PHY which is obviously really really bad stupid wrong and disgusting and the fact is that youtube seemingly has not done NOTHING like, I still see these bot like every time I read trough the comment section and a couple of times it has been bad to the point of there being like 8 different bots promoting different links
Key Lime Pie is literally just a copypasta. It started with one guys rave over the pie, so people decided to meme it. I was there when the thread was started and we flooded cooking boards with it. At the time most food networks shows had open forums so we flooded the boards with the key lime pie but hoping that some executive would see the praise for it and get excited, only for the place to be run down. Then it was a "lets see if we can revive it" but nothing ever came. Over the years I assume some keep it up, kind of like the whole "What did you just say?" copypasta...Once again Key Lime isnt a conspiracy, just trolls being trolls.
that's why im not a fan of these videos, they sensationalized something they are obviously documenting and most likely intentionally leaving out the answer to the mystery when it's a very easy one to find or figure out
Ok tough guy, you wanna rumble? It was the gibberish shit web developers write when going live that caught peoples attention and then evolved into copypasta. You may have been involved with that latter aspect in some capacity, but its origin is IT, not some roodypoos fake review. Next time make sure youre trained and ready before you step to a King.
"Strangely the set of coordinates pointed to a pretty random set of trees out of nowhere" How ..is that strange? Where the fuck did you think they would bury a body? In times Square?
One thing I did find suspicious about the Guatemala grenade is that the timestamped posts on 4chan end at 20:44 (8:44pm), and the fake news article reports of the explosion at 8:45pm. However, 4chan has pretty much always been based in an Eastern time zone, which would have meant that 4chan's timestamps should've been 22:44 at the time of the last post. However, 4chan DOES have a setting that converts timestamps to your local time. The fact that the article would have to have been written in convincing Guatemalan Spanish also leads me to believe OP faked the whole thing. Also based on my 20 minutes of research, that's an Mk 2 Pineapple grenade. Guatemala never used those.
As a Swedish person I just wanna add that the Key lime pie message written in Swedish was sorta wonky. Which makes me think who ever wrote it is not a native Swedish speaker or they used some translator. Which actually makes it even more creepy that they knew to write in Swedish to someone who they shouldn't have know was Swedish
I'm a web developer - the "key lime pie" situation is a type of "lorem ipsum." when developing a website, you want filler text that clearly sticks out so your QA can make sure it doesn't go to production. sometimes this stuff goes live, so you don't want to be writing nasty things (there's horror stories in the industry of this happening). articles by celebrities or stories about keylime pie fit the bill here, perfectly. for my businesses, we use flinstone characters, as an example.
@@taquitobandito6054 Can you explain the Key lime Pie situation then? You got a valid and believable answer, now suck it up and go spill your negativity onto those that actually deserve it.
@@taquitobandito6054 king of jumping to conclusions. theyre probably a web developer, it's a very common job. and if not, theyre still right about what they said
@@ncrranger2281it’s a play on the silmarillion, a jrr tolkien novel set in the same universe as lord of the rings. it’s basically a prequel to the hobbit and lotr
The Silmarillion is a posthumously published prequel to The Lord of the Rings. From what I've deduced, it's an amalgamation of lore that has a reputation of being difficult to read, likely due to having to be finished by his son
2:48 His PREGNANT 16 year old girlfriend???? Muting this because wayyyy too many people are a-ok with a murderer impregnating a 16 year old girl when he's a legal adult.
@@uvb4700 Hear him out (and please do not delete my message this time around... I would prefer someone advocating that there may be nothing wrong with this address it, given they have suggested there may be "[nothing] wrong with that".
love how this video cuts right to the chase. no stupid fucking intro trying to teach you about what 4chan is, what an investigation is, what a murder is, what the word scary means. just gets straight to what was said in the title without treating the viewer like a fucking moron. more channels on this platform need to follow your example
Do you like that they also leave out pertinent information? Like mentioning the radio broadcast from 75 years ago, yet fail to even talk about what that broadcast was? Most of us probably know what it's referencing, but many don't. Or how about how the Wii U story is a known hoax? Just another lazy youtuber trying to get views. That's why I'm clicking on "don't recommend channel". Why would anyone want to watch anything else posted from this crappy channel?
16:44 Entomologist here: the mud dauber nest part is correct, but those do not look like brown recluses at all. These look closer to yellow sac spiders (which also have exaggerated claims about the potency of their venom). The "don't provoke them" comment is hilarious; even if they weren't almost entirely paralyzed, their priority is to gtfo, not to throw down with a creature the size of a skyscraper.
Genuinely started laughing when that part of the video popped up. Posts about actual crime and stuff, and then.....people scaring themselves with unnecessary arachnophobia LOL
0:13 I'm pretty sure the 4chan post numbers aren't "completely random" as you say, they are consecutive, however the post numbers are consecutive sidewide so you aren't gonna have the next number after the person you are replying to.
@@jostockton. I just mean they aren't set up to be consecutive per thread, like if a thread was 23 replies long, the 23rd reply would have post number 24. Instead it has post number 1739423959371849 because it is counted sitewide
Brown recluses actually won’t bite unless they feel the need to (like you’re squishing them against your skin). Even then, they’re hesitant to do it. Travis McEnery has a great video about them. They actually have a very chill temperament. Of course, their bites can definitely be gnarly when they do it, but they aren’t life-threatening.
We used to have them in our basement a lot when I was a kid - they're scary looking and seem like they'll crawl right at you but their bites just leave a giant welt that itches and swells. My sister used to be terrified of them so my brother would put them in the fridge by hand to scare her. Not sure where he got the idea, but kind of proof that you can, theoretically, just pick them up and put them somewhere without getting bit.
right im so tired of people misrepresenting brown recluses when only around like 10% of the bites become necrotic and most bites are misdiagnosed anyway
@@rabbitc6972and let’s be honest a lot of the ones that go necrotic are people just leaving them and not seeking any medical attention when issues early symptoms show up.
The venomous spiders native to North America are all pretty chill, they don't intentionally seek us out to bite us, you can safely handle them and they don't bite unless they feel threatened, they're nowhere near as deadly as they're perceived either, the Australian ones on the other hand...
This is not funny at all. I've already had an obsessed woman do similar things to me for some time. It was downright creepy that has been spending chills down my spine up to this day!
dude that UTV one is fucking insane, unhinged and mindblowing, what the hell... I don't even know bruh that sjust wild got no words to express the craziness here 😂
@@pook49 thank you! i think the same thing. it really feels like there was just one guy behind all of it. and it won't be the craziest thing a person has done to get attention online
15:18 I love insect related horror stories, they're rare. This story is fake, since spiders stung by dirt dauber type hornets are never able to move again. Still a good one tho
@@Rapgod3hoursclean if it helps, just dont go to north Queensland. That's where all the tropical bullshit nightmares live (like Cassowaries or gympie gympie) if you're within general city areas its fine If you're out bush, just dont fuck around with the critters or plants you find. Actually just don't go to Queensland
19:26 that is one of the most depressing nurseries I’ve ever seen. Black plastic on the window instead of blackout curtains. So bleak and just thrown together with no care or love. I guess at least the baby had an actual crib and not like a cardboard box. Yikes.
I mean baby stuff is ridiculously expensive, they were probably just doing the best they could with what they had. Not saying that the parents don't seem suspicious at all because they definitely do
Could the black plastic be an insulation kit? I live in Canada and have to buy these kits from home depot to keep as much of the cold out as I can, could be doing the best they can with with a black garbage bag too?
I just wanted to give you a shout out and say thank you for actually talking through this and not using the standard deep voice dude on AI that everybody uses. It shows that you actually put the work in and trust me we appreciate that.
Some people have a bad voice man, using a voice over doesn't mean you didn't put in the work, some people just have a good voice for this stuff and some don't
@@Iconsandlegends no I get it. But let’s be honest, it’s very frustrating because AI doesn’t know how to pronounce certain names and it just kind of loses its genuineness
@@Iconsandlegends yeah but who says if someone uses an AI voiceover they didn't also use AI to come up with the script. I'd rather listen to a human who doesn't narrate perfectly than an AI generated one that burned through another two acres of forest to produce
I never gave 4chan any thought besides a bunch of internet trolls until i discovered they were able to effectively call in a military air strike. Now i realize it’s much more sinister than just a bunch of shitposters.
@ 10:58 This message is from the game PT, a playable teaser for a canceled Silent Hill game from 2014 lol. It’s very popular. It was directed by Hideo Kojima. The message played over the radio in-game and was originally in Swedish, players translated it and it was that message exactly. You can google the message and it’ll show where it’s from.
The key lime pie thing sounds like a bot someone made to boost the restaurants google rankings that just never got shut down after the business went under.
The philmarilion is one of the funniest things of all time and I laugh every time it's brought up. It's the ultimate troll. The single greatest bit anyone's ever done
I don't think it was a troll. Sounds to me like extreme psychosis that developed parasocial delusions. Kinda how some psychotic individuals may start to genuinely believe they're in a relationship with a celebrity or an influencer. But for whatever reason, this person's brain chose to fixate on a random 4chan user
@@feralseccopretty sure they were the same person it’s quite odd UTV stops posting as soon as he sees the document. Also this Chilling Scares guy really likes to things out of proportion
@@feralsecco if you think this was anything but a troll you were obviously not around 4chan. People constantly did things like this and that is why everyone else on 4chan acknowledged this was a funny bit to make an already famously angry and POS user even more mad. I also don't know how you read the title of the document and the overly absurd "Ransom note compiled of UTV posts" and think this is legitimate, but then again satire can sometimes be hard to identify.
I’ve really been liking your content lately, Mr. Scares. I like that you’re covering content that has a substantial amount of information/evidence behind it, or are taking an investigative look at mysterious posts. So many channels cover bogus Reddit crap, and I’m glad you’re focusing on things with enough meat to sink your teeth into. Good stuff!
i work in pest control and the spider story is a little weird, never personal heard of spiders getting in a dirt dauber nest. but bugs are weird. what i can confirm is those do not look like brown recluse. not the right shape and size and didn't have the distinctive marking on their back. most likely a wolf spider. they're significantly less danger than brown recluse
@@LarixMontis what I'm pretty sure happened here, as someone who's used the website for almost twenty years is that UTV pissed someone off and they trolled him relentlessly until he either stopped using the tripcode or left. might seem outrageous from an outsider perspective but the behavior isn't rare at all on the website and there's a lot in the supposed stalkers language that suggests he was trolling UTV. what he gets for not being anonymous on an anonymous website, lots of those dudes have no jobs and all the time in the world to mess with you if they want to.
*SPIDER STORY* - spider-obsessed person/keeper here: Those are from the *Clubionidae* family. There's nothing wrong with their looks. Also, brown recluse... 🤣 On the internet every spider is a brown recluse and every snake is a deadly, venomous viper!
@@seraphimcemetery Tarantulas, mostly. Brachypelma, Theraphosa, Grammostola, Avicularia, Caribena, M. balfouri and some others. A few jumping spiders and scorpions as well. Not counting hundreds of native species' specimens that live rent free in my house.
it's an ambiguous relative clause!! it's great for old-timey jokes, like the groucho marx one: "this morning, i shot an elephant in my pyjamas. how he got in them, i'll never know!" people say that this sort of thing makes english impractical, but i prefer the capacity for double entendres and comic misunderstandings to a completely clear one where you'd have to say: "this morning, i shot an elephant *while he was wearing* my pyjamas". where's the fun in that? anyway, i guess groucho would put it: "there were reports of a strange man carrying a baby wearing a diaper - police say the baby wore it better!"
@@benjaminqmorris Exactly! I think it makes language more fun. If we couldn’t crack jokes at the silly things in life, the world would be a darker place. It would certainly put a damper on dad jokes. 😂 Another one I love: “Last night my wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl. I didn’t even _know_ he could bowl.”
That would certainly make the description of "strange" accurate(unless he had like incontinence or something, but you wouldn't see dipers like that when looking at a guy on the street.
My goodness 😂 The Key Lime Pie one was just from people (including me) trolling different boards back then. I can't remember when and who exactly started it but I'm sure most of my online friends and a few of my classmates did posts on different boards because it was such a meme back then. Iirc, my online friend was the one who introduced us about the idea because it was going around in the 4Chan. Well, like a normal teen who spends so much time online, we did the same most people do back then 😅 Suddenly, i feel like a part of a big conspiracy theory because of this 😅
No one could've predicted this type of stuff would happen when they first created internet and gadgets. It's crazy to think the internet is literally a Pandora Box of some sort
21:25 Am I the only British person watching this? Because he’s just said Bentee and he played for Aston villa whilst he’s in a crystal palace shirt. 😂😂
Dear god the spider thing would have traumatized me beyond belief. I got bit on the lip by a brown recluse when I was 16. It happened when I was asleep and I woke up to it biting me and smashing it as it was hurting. The doctor I saw later identified it. In a matter of 10 minutes I was dizzy throwing up nose bleeding and my lip turn black and half of it rotted off. My mother refused to take me to the hospital (it was 3 am and I was unconscious on the floor in the hallway trying to get to the phone.) well the school made my mom take me to the doctor and they said I was lucky it was my lip because it was a high blood source area so the venom passed threw my body faster and the lip is a highly regenerative area so it would heal. Actually later in life I found out I had a heart condition that makes my heart beat 3x faster than a normal person so normally that’s EXTREMELY dangerous when it comes to injury’s or venom situations but it being my lip it pumped it threw so much faster it got out of my system faster so it may have saved me. Well for two months I had a giant black hole on half my bottom lip and my work hid me in the back room so people wouldn’t have to look at me. To this day my bottom lip is constantly dried cracked split and bleeding and no treatment works. Can’t ware lipstick or anything just lip oil. Nothing helps. Those spiders are evil af.
@cheechicana this comment makes me feels lucky that I live in balkans, no such spider here except maybe some rare appearances of those allien-like ones that come from Africa. In all seriousness tho, I hope you find some medication man. I wish you the best .
@@АлексейЛогинов-ж1цThey also mentioned that they were asleep when it happened so they may have moved around in their sleep with the spider crawling on simultaneously and mistakenly made the spider think that they were being attacked which caused the spider to bite
everytime i hear you speak about a topic that im familiar with, you always have new details or insight that i never knew. like i heard about the grenade kid but never did it occur to me that the situation wouldve been fake
it's the internet's version of "for ritual purposes". if you can't figure out what's going on with something, it's easier (and more interesting) to just assume that it's something fucked up and bizarre.
The venomous* (not poisonous) spiders one is actually funny to me, because spiders aren't out to kill you, contrary to popular belief. All OP had to do was sweep them outside. It probably was a wasp nest, as I had a few in a box outside, and when I cracked them open, there was a bunch of dead spiders in them at the bottom. Plus, recluse and even widow bites won't kill you. You'll most likely not even need medical attention. (Of course you should get it, in case you're the one person who might actually get seriously injured.) TL;DR: SPIDERS DON'T BITE FOR NO REASON! Sweep them outside or just flick them.
That’s not popular belief. You’d have to be an idiot if you thought spiders had a personal vendetta against you. Unless its name was Shelob and you had a certain ring on your person.
Definitely a dirt dobber nest. Also those pictures are SOOOOO NOT brown recluse spiders. Too many see brown spider and assume the worst. Also hard to find recluses in big groups, hence the name. But thank you for the venomous acknowledgment! That whole story was irritating
Depends on the spider, black widows and brown recluses are pretty non aggressive were as funnel webs, trap door spiders mouse spider ie will bite just standing next to them and will inject venom, some spider species are incredibly territorial and aggressive and will pretty much bite for no reason other than the fact that they are mean creatures. Like one of the two spiders commonly called "bazillion wandering spider" but is actually called Phoneutria nigriventer which is actually a different species will actually jump at you trying to bite if you get close. And some other old world tarantulas are also very aggressive and will bite if you get near.
@@JRRTolkienRealno but some spider species are incredibly aggressive like Phoneutria nigriventer will jump at you and try to bite you if you get near it. And funnel webs will also bite unprovoked.
@JamesJames-li2wv That's interesting. Thanks for the info. But yeah, I think my point still stands for the most part, that spiders won't attack unless threatened, and you can literally flick them, and they'll die
I literally didn't understand the story at all like I watched it 3 times and I still don't get what that pie is and why it is weird that people are talking about the pie ; so can u please explain it to me ?
@@2NDFLB P.T. was a demo for the now cancelled Silent hill game. At one point the radio in the demo says that bit at 11:03 so this dude just copy and pasted it for the stupid pie bullshit.
I think im just kinda stupid. I've lived in Asheville my entire life, and Ive never heard of Captain Kutchies. I've seen that building hundreds of times though.
social media shows us many disturbing things everyday.people who dont have much experience can fall victim easily.oh and that spider one was really horrifying😳
Yeah. I once typed in a man doing a dinosaur, and just like that, there was an animation of a guy dominating a velociraptor. It was even free to download to your computer. Super disturbing!
@@imbaroud5273there is no sign of the article anywhere on the internet. When you have text, it is trivial to find articles, but there isn't any results. The damage caused by a grenade like that wouldn't be that serious, and there is no way a news article could get published that quickly and then also found and posted as well.
Could be that the grand majority are bots but the guy behind the bots himself manually posted the generic comment along with other distinct info added in.
It is very sus that they both stopped at the same time. Any sane person would’ve changed accounts as soon as the stalking started, but then when the stalker stops, he decides he‘s had enough? Right.
@@LarixMontis Yeah, but there's a difference between simply tracking him through threads and archiving posts and then designing funeral plans, ransom notes, etc... I feel like I wouldn't leave simply for having someone show up under every comment I make, but would leave the moment they reveal a 90 something page document detailing songs they wrote about me and how they want our future home to look like.
None of those spiders are brown recluses. The patterning is not correct, and brown recluses are not fuzzy like that. Also, spiders don't sting they bite and poison ≠ venomous. People really do be out here on the internet pretending they know things. 💀💀💀
Spiders are not poisonous they are venomous. Something that bites or stings is venomous...something you ingest like a chemical is poisonous. Slightly different.
*venomous not poisonous spiders, and brown recluses aren't that dangerous, though necrosis can happen it's usually only if you're allergic or a bite isn't kept properly cleaned
It's impossible, not to mention. An anti personnel grenade wouldn't cause that much destruction since it's just a "convenient shrapnel launcher" meant to damage people. Sure it can damage properties due to its small blast radius, but eh. It's not like in the movies.
The Philmarilion was just an elaborate troll. 4chan users hate username people because they're attention seekers. That time someone actually managed to make a username take off his trip from pure creepiness.
Probably, but it is genuinely gross and unnerving that someone had that much time and dedication to the bit. Regardless of the reason, it was stil stalking and harassment, after all.
Is nobody gonna mention how the guy in the first story had a 16 year old pregnant girlfriend when he's a grown man??
And? He's a scumbag murderer and that's what you're focusing on?
There is a 21 year old man who got a 14 year old girl pregnant..they had the baby and the mother is allowing the 21 year old to live with and continue to have sex with her daughter bc he pays all the bills..I contact local police..I even contacted TBI..and literally no one is doing anything..they said he is awaiting grand jury trial..and I am just like ok if that’s the case why they allowed to continue to live together?? And have sex?? This country is wack
Mind your own business and let him cook
@@StevenJordan-g7tWeirdo
@@namelessxdread pedo reply right there
Am I the only person who think it'd be creepier if the killer WASN'T the one who sent those coordinates? 💀
That would be scarier yeah, cus that'd mean the killer spread the coordinates to friends that are still free.
@@glenn9888 no, it could've been someone on the police force which is pretty likely considering the picture along with it
@@shoegazelvr Why would the law enforcement just do that for fun though? Ain't that irresponsible?
@@glenn9888 not law enforcement in general, prolly just some guy on the force. internet trolls are infact real people
maybe someone working on the case was also a massive troll
dude drops 100 page monologue just to get hit with "?" LOL
Brutal
Poetic, innit
Probably the same guy
I think UTV and the archiver were the same person he just wanted attention on 4chan while praising himself using a fake account i mean it's interesting they quit using 4chan at the same time
@@Spongebob-j9y imagine being so self absorbed. It's wild
as somebody who has lived in guatemala for a long time, i never heard about that grenade case. Prensa Libre is our biggest newspaper, yet i never saw anything related to it. and trust me, prensa libre would not miss on a chance like this to put it in their articles.
Its just a online thread. Not all of it are true. And probably only 10% are true.
@@chansantawisuk and of that 10% much of it you pray to Him it ain't real. :O
my condolences
@@boots9214 real
I don't remember that logo in the top left corner. It looks like a
person edited it using Paint or something like that, the calligraphy looks weird.
"Google has really been cracking down on bots"
No they absolutely haven't lmao
true, like yeah sure you TOTALLY stopped the bots with pfp’s of people showing their LITERAL A$ TO EVERYONE, IVE SEEN THESE BOTS ON THE MOST FAMOUS *ROBLOX* UA-camR, WTF MAN KIDS ARE WATCHING…
Lmfao I know. I was like, "they are? That's news to me😂"
My exact thoughts 😂
I thought the same 😂
@improbablyfur There is currently a problem that has been going for faaaar too long in russian speaking youtube (not sure if it is present anywhere else). So, basically there are these popular russian youtubers right, they do like pretty family friendly content and all that kind of stuff but if you scroll to the comment section and click on replies of popular comments you can find bots promoting LITERAL CHILD PO - PHY which is obviously really really bad stupid wrong and disgusting and the fact is that youtube seemingly has not done NOTHING like, I still see these bot like every time I read trough the comment section and a couple of times it has been bad to the point of there being like 8 different bots promoting different links
Rule #1: NEVER ENGAGE AND GIVE ATTENTION TO A STALKER
@@imnotreal1_ better watch out before someone writes The imnotrealmarilion
Stalkers are just easy to lure into a trap.
Sheesh! Seems too much to ask for lmao
Hindsight is 20/20
@kingkobrajfs
Key Lime Pie is literally just a copypasta. It started with one guys rave over the pie, so people decided to meme it. I was there when the thread was started and we flooded cooking boards with it. At the time most food networks shows had open forums so we flooded the boards with the key lime pie but hoping that some executive would see the praise for it and get excited, only for the place to be run down. Then it was a "lets see if we can revive it" but nothing ever came. Over the years I assume some keep it up, kind of like the whole "What did you just say?" copypasta...Once again Key Lime isnt a conspiracy, just trolls being trolls.
This man will milk anything lol
that's why im not a fan of these videos, they sensationalized something they are obviously documenting and most likely intentionally leaving out the answer to the mystery when it's a very easy one to find or figure out
>he was there when the thread started
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Ok tough guy, you wanna rumble? It was the gibberish shit web developers write when going live that caught peoples attention and then evolved into copypasta. You may have been involved with that latter aspect in some capacity, but its origin is IT, not some roodypoos fake review. Next time make sure youre trained and ready before you step to a King.
Just to think in the future, people are going to discover our memes and "brainrot" and will probably come up with conspiracies too
"Strangely the set of coordinates pointed to a pretty random set of trees out of nowhere"
How ..is that strange? Where the fuck did you think they would bury a body? In times Square?
😂
Maybe the local mattress store? Idk
Never been on 4chan? The crap people will claim there, it is actually surprising that someone wasn't bullshitting for once (?)
@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad price and advice guaranteed
Easy nerd
If you're reading this, never settle for someone who neglects you. You deserve someone who loves you about 40% less than The Archiver loves UTV
LOL
This is the best comment I've ever read thank you
40%?! Pfft.... 39% at least
yes sir 🫡
Thank you I’m going through a breakup and she neglected me
What's with 4chan users posting coordinates of bodies buried in Kansas?
A lot of bodies buried here
Kansas people really sus i guess
lmao
What else will a police detective or criminal do on their off time?
@@bloodshotred6334Kan-sus
One thing I did find suspicious about the Guatemala grenade is that the timestamped posts on 4chan end at 20:44 (8:44pm), and the fake news article reports of the explosion at 8:45pm. However, 4chan has pretty much always been based in an Eastern time zone, which would have meant that 4chan's timestamps should've been 22:44 at the time of the last post. However, 4chan DOES have a setting that converts timestamps to your local time. The fact that the article would have to have been written in convincing Guatemalan Spanish also leads me to believe OP faked the whole thing.
Also based on my 20 minutes of research, that's an Mk 2 Pineapple grenade. Guatemala never used those.
That makes sense AMERICA POWER
i love you nerds figuring out everything
Theyve done the grenade prank a few times now...one guy did a very convincing one of injecting the glow in dark liquid. Trolls guna troll
@@solarpanel8195 i think the WWI shell one anon dug up was real perhaps, looked like a roughly 6 inch shell
thats in dog years
As a Swedish person I just wanna add that the Key lime pie message written in Swedish was sorta wonky. Which makes me think who ever wrote it is not a native Swedish speaker or they used some translator. Which actually makes it even more creepy that they knew to write in Swedish to someone who they shouldn't have know was Swedish
As a Swedish person I shit myself a little bit while listening to / reading that. Was not ready 💀
@@vizquelw It’s from Silent Hill PT
@@dragoncannon what?
@@vizquelw A horror video game demo; the entire thing is just internet trolling
Nothing like a Key Lime Pie on a wednesday Afternoon.
Fog is Coming.
Key Lime Pie is good but have you tried the Chile?
True true that
Did you know if you sprinkle a little gelatin powder into hot cocoa it tastes like chocolate covered cherries.
@@ghhfgbbkufghwhats chile?
Probably early A.I. training for Language Learning Models research.
I'm a web developer - the "key lime pie" situation is a type of "lorem ipsum." when developing a website, you want filler text that clearly sticks out so your QA can make sure it doesn't go to production. sometimes this stuff goes live, so you don't want to be writing nasty things (there's horror stories in the industry of this happening). articles by celebrities or stories about keylime pie fit the bill here, perfectly.
for my businesses, we use flinstone characters, as an example.
Yep It started as this and then evolved into copypasta as well.
@@yourmomgoestocollege2765 Was about to say it could be this.
You ARE a web developer or do you just tell people you are when really you work at a grocery store 🤣 ah Trump supporters. Make me laugh so much.
@@taquitobandito6054 Can you explain the Key lime Pie situation then? You got a valid and believable answer, now suck it up and go spill your negativity onto those that actually deserve it.
@@taquitobandito6054 king of jumping to conclusions. theyre probably a web developer, it's a very common job. and if not, theyre still right about what they said
I know I shouldn't laugh, and it IS quite creepy and all, but "The Philmarilion" actually had me rolling.
Philmarilion??
@@ncrranger2281it’s a play on the silmarillion, a jrr tolkien novel set in the same universe as lord of the rings. it’s basically a prequel to the hobbit and lotr
dude its so funny 😭
@@ncrranger2281 it's a play on words of "The Silmarilion" by J.R.R. Tolkien
The Silmarillion is a posthumously published prequel to The Lord of the Rings. From what I've deduced, it's an amalgamation of lore that has a reputation of being difficult to read, likely due to having to be finished by his son
What's very disturbing is the fact the toilet wasn't flushed before taking the picture of the grenade
He lives in South America. You only flush after you poop b
@@jasoninthehood9726 -You only flush afther you poop" -- Nonsense. And by the way -- Guatemala is in Central America buddy, grab a map lol.
@@Lone_Coyote Semantics. Central and South American countries are all the same to Americans.
@@jasoninthehood9726 Are you american? I don't think all americans are bad at geography btw.
@@Lone_Coyote No. I’m Finnish but most of the world don’t know where Finland is.
2:48 His PREGNANT 16 year old girlfriend????
Muting this because wayyyy too many people are a-ok with a murderer impregnating a 16 year old girl when he's a legal adult.
Common among Hispanic people
whats wrong with that
@@uvb4700 uhh shes 16?
@@uvb4700 Hear him out...
@@uvb4700 Hear him out (and please do not delete my message this time around... I would prefer someone advocating that there may be nothing wrong with this address it, given they have suggested there may be "[nothing] wrong with that".
love how this video cuts right to the chase. no stupid fucking intro trying to teach you about what 4chan is, what an investigation is, what a murder is, what the word scary means. just gets straight to what was said in the title without treating the viewer like a fucking moron. more channels on this platform need to follow your example
Yo Jojo pfp
yeah bro FUCK bro i fucking love this fucking channel!
Jojo ❤
Do you like that they also leave out pertinent information? Like mentioning the radio broadcast from 75 years ago, yet fail to even talk about what that broadcast was? Most of us probably know what it's referencing, but many don't. Or how about how the Wii U story is a known hoax? Just another lazy youtuber trying to get views. That's why I'm clicking on "don't recommend channel". Why would anyone want to watch anything else posted from this crappy channel?
@@gocatsgo08 Damn who pissed in your cereal lol?
16:44 Entomologist here: the mud dauber nest part is correct, but those do not look like brown recluses at all. These look closer to yellow sac spiders (which also have exaggerated claims about the potency of their venom). The "don't provoke them" comment is hilarious; even if they weren't almost entirely paralyzed, their priority is to gtfo, not to throw down with a creature the size of a skyscraper.
Ooh! Is entomology an interesting thing to study? And what’s your favorite thing about it?
Don't provoke them! Any sudden move and they may attack! /s
They really think they're living in an Arachnophobia type movie lol
That's exactly what i was thinking the whole time. Most spiders people think are deadly, really aren't.
Genuinely started laughing when that part of the video popped up. Posts about actual crime and stuff, and then.....people scaring themselves with unnecessary arachnophobia LOL
is it just me, or does that key lime pie he uses as stock footage genuinely look delicious
I believe it is a clip from Adam Ragusea's Key Lime Pie recipe :P
Is key lime pie any good?
@@IAmGodHimself777i love it tbh, definitely worth trying its one of my favorites
@@IAmGodHimself777 no clue
@@IAmGodHimself777 Key lime pie 🥧 is a good pie.
0:13 I'm pretty sure the 4chan post numbers aren't "completely random" as you say, they are consecutive, however the post numbers are consecutive sidewide so you aren't gonna have the next number after the person you are replying to.
Sitewide?
@@jostockton. I just mean they aren't set up to be consecutive per thread, like if a thread was 23 replies long, the 23rd reply would have post number 24. Instead it has post number 1739423959371849 because it is counted sitewide
this is correct.
The post count is counting the entirety of 4chan, not specific threads or boards
Extensions for predicting post numbers didn’t come until later on. In 07 people were rolling for dubs thousands of times daily.
@@IceFire1800 Each board has its own post count it's not the entire site
Deborah's friend said she could see Deborah making her infant dissappear?
Why the fuck is she her friend!?
Some people hold a low bar for friendships. "Oh, he's just joking!" Etc
@jostockton. having a friend where you aren't surprised by infanticide isn't a low bar it's a complete lack of any bar.
Maybe it’s a one sided friendship. Or maybe her friend want someone around who can make a kid disappear who knows
Birds of a feather…
Some people shouldn't reproduce, js.
Brown recluses actually won’t bite unless they feel the need to (like you’re squishing them against your skin). Even then, they’re hesitant to do it. Travis McEnery has a great video about them. They actually have a very chill temperament.
Of course, their bites can definitely be gnarly when they do it, but they aren’t life-threatening.
We used to have them in our basement a lot when I was a kid - they're scary looking and seem like they'll crawl right at you but their bites just leave a giant welt that itches and swells. My sister used to be terrified of them so my brother would put them in the fridge by hand to scare her. Not sure where he got the idea, but kind of proof that you can, theoretically, just pick them up and put them somewhere without getting bit.
right im so tired of people misrepresenting brown recluses when only around like 10% of the bites become necrotic and most bites are misdiagnosed anyway
@@rabbitc6972and let’s be honest a lot of the ones that go necrotic are people just leaving them and not seeking any medical attention when issues early symptoms show up.
Honestly I'd rather people err on the side of caution rather than be reckless idiots. We have enough of those.
The venomous spiders native to North America are all pretty chill, they don't intentionally seek us out to bite us, you can safely handle them and they don't bite unless they feel threatened, they're nowhere near as deadly as they're perceived either, the Australian ones on the other hand...
My jaw was ON THE FLOOR at that "last message" the archiver left. Can't imagine how UTV felt. I don't know if I should be laughing or concerned.
I thought he was going to say I love you lmfaooo
This is not funny at all. I've already had an obsessed woman do similar things to me for some time. It was downright creepy that has been spending chills down my spine up to this day!
dude that UTV one is fucking insane, unhinged and mindblowing, what the hell... I don't even know bruh that sjust wild got no words to express the craziness here 😂
Okay but "Philmarilion" is such a genius title.
@@JoeKing69 ... ok but true though XD
the fact "UTV" disappeared immediately after is a pretty big hint this was all just one guy trolling
@@pook49 thank you! i think the same thing. it really feels like there was just one guy behind all of it. and it won't be the craziest thing a person has done to get attention online
@@pook49yk what it also could be? One guy that has DID. It would explain the dynamic of the interaction and everything.
15:18 I love insect related horror stories, they're rare. This story is fake, since spiders stung by dirt dauber type hornets are never able to move again. Still a good one tho
Insect related horror stories are why I am NEVER going to Australia
You made my heart stop 😭 ✋ I thought you said you loved incest related horror stories 🫣
@@grainy1438"but when she took the mask off, I realized it was my own grandmother" 😂
@@Rapgod3hoursclean if it helps, just dont go to north Queensland. That's where all the tropical bullshit nightmares live (like Cassowaries or gympie gympie)
if you're within general city areas its fine
If you're out bush, just dont fuck around with the critters or plants you find.
Actually just don't go to Queensland
What's with the 🫣 emoji, why would you put it there, it's really misleading @@grainy1438
"...16 year old pregnant girlfriend..."
😳 Excuse me? Why was he not already in jail??? How old was he, again?
24 years okd
24. Fucking disgusting. This is a problem in Hispanic culture. And it disappoints me. Just sounds so unnatural and wrong
Excuse me? Why was she in a bar if she's 16;!? that bar owner and employee need to be in jail
Because the age of consent in Kansas is 16. Which is so fucking gross but unfortunately it’s still legal
@@ANAHlTA l🤢🤢that's sick . Law needs to be charged to like 22
Calling the PDF the Philmarillion is unironically funny as hell 24:56
19:26 that is one of the most depressing nurseries I’ve ever seen. Black plastic on the window instead of blackout curtains. So bleak and just thrown together with no care or love. I guess at least the baby had an actual crib and not like a cardboard box. Yikes.
I mean baby stuff is ridiculously expensive, they were probably just doing the best they could with what they had. Not saying that the parents don't seem suspicious at all because they definitely do
Nah sometimes blackout curtains just arent enough. We had to use garbage bags too for my lil bro. Any hint of light would keep him awake
It's not depressing. You sound extremely privileged.
Could the black plastic be an insulation kit? I live in Canada and have to buy these kits from home depot to keep as much of the cold out as I can, could be doing the best they can with with a black garbage bag too?
Not everyone has the conditions to properly care.
I just wanted to give you a shout out and say thank you for actually talking through this and not using the standard deep voice dude on AI that everybody uses. It shows that you actually put the work in and trust me we appreciate that.
Some people have a bad voice man, using a voice over doesn't mean you didn't put in the work, some people just have a good voice for this stuff and some don't
@@Iconsandlegends no I get it. But let’s be honest, it’s very frustrating because AI doesn’t know how to pronounce certain names and it just kind of loses its genuineness
@@buckguy17 forsure forsure, and it's just so repetitive. Kinda takes away from the uniqueness of your videos
@@Iconsandlegends yeah but who says if someone uses an AI voiceover they didn't also use AI to come up with the script. I'd rather listen to a human who doesn't narrate perfectly than an AI generated one that burned through another two acres of forest to produce
it’s sad that those are more prevalent than actual YTerz
post numbers aren't random. they're sequential
Getting something so basic so wrong in the first 15 seconds of the video doesn't speak well to the research quality of everything else...
@@Propanesucka It's so lazy!
@@Propanesucka Ehhh... not knowing how a website works doesn't have much to do with the facts of a case though...
Hello fren.
@@Halfendymionit's Mr. Nightmare's many channels, he just mass produces content for money. Big surprise.
The Key Lime Pie thing is giving Pizza Gate 💀
RIGHT THATS WHAT IM THINKING
4Chan is both very concerning and very entertaining
More entertaining than concerning, honestly.
These people are like the 0.1% on there.
I'd love it for the mystery and detective thrill of it.
I never gave 4chan any thought besides a bunch of internet trolls until i discovered they were able to effectively call in a military air strike. Now i realize it’s much more sinister than just a bunch of shitposters.
@@ScuffedFmaybe I’m wrong , but what actually entertaining there? …
Id never go there. Sounds like a disgusting cess pool of degeneracy to me.
‘The Philmarillion’ is unironically hilarious
lmao that shit took me out
Please someone explain that name, im not American or English
@@dilanhos2499it's a reference to the Silmarillion by Tolkien, who wrote lord of the rings and the Hobbit
@ ohh okay thanks
Please do scary phone calls/voicemails next!
kevin morse
@@eureans?
Hello this xxxx from Microsoft with Indian accent
Or dispatcher calls!
@ 10:58
This message is from the game PT, a playable teaser for a canceled Silent Hill game from 2014 lol. It’s very popular. It was directed by Hideo Kojima. The message played over the radio in-game and was originally in Swedish, players translated it and it was that message exactly. You can google the message and it’ll show where it’s from.
Yeah i mentioned that to haha. I scrolled through all the comments trying to find someone who would notice
Haha same, trying to find someone else that mentioned this
The key lime pie thing sounds like a bot someone made to boost the restaurants google rankings that just never got shut down after the business went under.
The philmarilion is one of the funniest things of all time and I laugh every time it's brought up. It's the ultimate troll. The single greatest bit anyone's ever done
I don't think it was a troll. Sounds to me like extreme psychosis that developed parasocial delusions. Kinda how some psychotic individuals may start to genuinely believe they're in a relationship with a celebrity or an influencer. But for whatever reason, this person's brain chose to fixate on a random 4chan user
@@feralseccopretty sure they were the same person it’s quite odd UTV stops posting as soon as he sees the document. Also this Chilling Scares guy really likes to things out of proportion
@qp1658 even if it was the same person it would be quite concerning
Pretty sure it wasn't the same person. It's way too elaborate.
@@feralsecco if you think this was anything but a troll you were obviously not around 4chan. People constantly did things like this and that is why everyone else on 4chan acknowledged this was a funny bit to make an already famously angry and POS user even more mad. I also don't know how you read the title of the document and the overly absurd "Ransom note compiled of UTV posts" and think this is legitimate, but then again satire can sometimes be hard to identify.
I’ve really been liking your content lately, Mr. Scares. I like that you’re covering content that has a substantial amount of information/evidence behind it, or are taking an investigative look at mysterious posts. So many channels cover bogus Reddit crap, and I’m glad you’re focusing on things with enough meat to sink your teeth into. Good stuff!
i work in pest control and the spider story is a little weird, never personal heard of spiders getting in a dirt dauber nest. but bugs are weird. what i can confirm is those do not look like brown recluse. not the right shape and size and didn't have the distinctive marking on their back. most likely a wolf spider. they're significantly less danger than brown recluse
The last story is stupid in that all 'UTV' had to do was remove his tripcode and become anonymous and the stalking would have stopped 🙄🙄
Yeah, and then when the stalker finally stops, he disappears as well…after enduring the stalking for so long. They were totally the same dude.
A man will cling to his identity even if it means his own end.
@@LarixMontis what I'm pretty sure happened here, as someone who's used the website for almost twenty years is that UTV pissed someone off and they trolled him relentlessly until he either stopped using the tripcode or left. might seem outrageous from an outsider perspective but the behavior isn't rare at all on the website and there's a lot in the supposed stalkers language that suggests he was trolling UTV. what he gets for not being anonymous on an anonymous website, lots of those dudes have no jobs and all the time in the world to mess with you if they want to.
UTV Means Up The Villa, Football fans won't let go of their identity in the sport til the day they die, it's out of the question.
Oh yeah, tell all the tripfags to remove their trip. They will totally remove their trip if ask nicely.
This channel deserves everything, just hops straight into it, no bullshit, actually disturbing content, great editing and narration
I know I shouldn’t watch this before bed, but I will
me too!!
Why it isnt some horror shit
It’s nothing scary at all.
Me too 😁
Thank you for having a “spooky content” channel without using a really annoying adopted voice and annoying editing.
Yes
Say it with me, narrator : VENOMOUS. It’s only poisonous if you take a bite out of HIM! 😂😂
Fair enough!
what if it bites you and it dies
@ then you’re poisonous lol
What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
@ two negatives make a positive 😂
The spiders in the Wii got me fucked up
"their gonna be waking up soon" is not something i wanted to hear
They aren't the poisonous kind despite what the vid says. Their purpose is to get out. They wony pick a fight with a creature 40 times their size
Gotta love the classic "OMG BROWN RECLUSE" the internet likes to do. Especially when it is so clearly not, at all, a recluse of any kind.
I especially love when some says “poisonous spiders” 🫠
@@akafxde7245That’s the one that kills me every time 😔
This is why one of my favorite shirts I have says “It’s venomous, not poisonous.”
Bro how the heck did you do that blue comment?
Not only that,but that story was entirely fake. It wasn’t in the console and was from a completely separate thread. It was all fake.
The one with the grenade got me, like how are we even here as a species?
The grenade post is a classic, iv'e heard about it in 5 vids in the last decade.
Club penguin is kill
*SPIDER STORY* - spider-obsessed person/keeper here:
Those are from the *Clubionidae* family. There's nothing wrong with their looks.
Also, brown recluse... 🤣 On the internet every spider is a brown recluse and every snake is a deadly, venomous viper!
please tell me that you've seen either eight-legged freaks or Vermines (infested)
@@bijiheval I've seen every spider horror movie in existence, so yes 😄
what kind of spiders do u have?
@@seraphimcemetery Tarantulas, mostly. Brachypelma, Theraphosa, Grammostola, Avicularia, Caribena, M. balfouri and some others. A few jumping spiders and scorpions as well.
Not counting hundreds of native species' specimens that live rent free in my house.
Don't care. They are going back to the depths of hell where they came from
“…reported a strange man carrying a baby wearing a diaper…”
That kind of sounds like the man was wearing a diaper. 😬
it's an ambiguous relative clause!! it's great for old-timey jokes, like the groucho marx one: "this morning, i shot an elephant in my pyjamas. how he got in them, i'll never know!" people say that this sort of thing makes english impractical, but i prefer the capacity for double entendres and comic misunderstandings to a completely clear one where you'd have to say: "this morning, i shot an elephant *while he was wearing* my pyjamas". where's the fun in that? anyway, i guess groucho would put it: "there were reports of a strange man carrying a baby wearing a diaper - police say the baby wore it better!"
@@benjaminqmorris Exactly! I think it makes language more fun. If we couldn’t crack jokes at the silly things in life, the world would be a darker place. It would certainly put a damper on dad jokes. 😂
Another one I love: “Last night my wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl. I didn’t even _know_ he could bowl.”
That would certainly make the description of "strange" accurate(unless he had like incontinence or something, but you wouldn't see dipers like that when looking at a guy on the street.
I feel so bad for the baby, she never deserved such a thing..
My goodness 😂 The Key Lime Pie one was just from people (including me) trolling different boards back then. I can't remember when and who exactly started it but I'm sure most of my online friends and a few of my classmates did posts on different boards because it was such a meme back then. Iirc, my online friend was the one who introduced us about the idea because it was going around in the 4Chan. Well, like a normal teen who spends so much time online, we did the same most people do back then 😅
Suddenly, i feel like a part of a big conspiracy theory because of this 😅
I think it’s cool you are part of a conspiracy theory!!!
No one could've predicted this type of stuff would happen when they first created internet and gadgets. It's crazy to think the internet is literally a Pandora Box of some sort
17:38 .. *slowy looks at the dusty ps4 in my room*
Facts lol
Seventeen thirty eight
@@youraveragefloridaboy519ayyy i cant see out my right eye
21:25 Am I the only British person watching this? Because he’s just said Bentee and he played for Aston villa whilst he’s in a crystal palace shirt. 😂😂
The Philmarilion got me dying, even JRR would have a chuckle @ that 😆
Dear god the spider thing would have traumatized me beyond belief. I got bit on the lip by a brown recluse when I was 16. It happened when I was asleep and I woke up to it biting me and smashing it as it was hurting. The doctor I saw later identified it. In a matter of 10 minutes I was dizzy throwing up nose bleeding and my lip turn black and half of it rotted off. My mother refused to take me to the hospital (it was 3 am and I was unconscious on the floor in the hallway trying to get to the phone.) well the school made my mom take me to the doctor and they said I was lucky it was my lip because it was a high blood source area so the venom passed threw my body faster and the lip is a highly regenerative area so it would heal. Actually later in life I found out I had a heart condition that makes my heart beat 3x faster than a normal person so normally that’s EXTREMELY dangerous when it comes to injury’s or venom situations but it being my lip it pumped it threw so much faster it got out of my system faster so it may have saved me. Well for two months I had a giant black hole on half my bottom lip and my work hid me in the back room so people wouldn’t have to look at me. To this day my bottom lip is constantly dried cracked split and bleeding and no treatment works. Can’t ware lipstick or anything just lip oil. Nothing helps. Those spiders are evil af.
No.
@cheechicana this comment makes me feels lucky that I live in balkans, no such spider here except maybe some rare appearances of those allien-like ones that come from Africa.
In all seriousness tho, I hope you find some medication man. I wish you the best .
Cool story bro
Its hard to believe a spider would attack a person like that. They usually don't attack unless being threatened
@@АлексейЛогинов-ж1цThey also mentioned that they were asleep when it happened so they may have moved around in their sleep with the spider crawling on simultaneously and mistakenly made the spider think that they were being attacked which caused the spider to bite
everytime i hear you speak about a topic that im familiar with, you always have new details or insight that i never knew. like i heard about the grenade kid but never did it occur to me that the situation wouldve been fake
Do more urban exploration videos, those are my favourite
yes
They literally only have 3 endings to them lol. Dead, police show up, or they escape somehow.
Mine just dropped if you’re interested. Not Chilling Scares but it’ll hold you over until his drops 😅
@@spookylab I will thanks
@@taquitobandito6054 lol actually 4, but Ok
if a restaurants food is unremarkable. Then how can it be known for its burgers?
It's the only burger joint in town? 🤷🏻♂️
I think it was a cannibalism reference
Probably was primarily offering burgers, even if it had pie in name and wasn't particularly good.
As a gay man, this entire story is very frustrating.
@@yourmomgoestocollege2765 indeed, as a Swedish homosexual this is all incredibly vexing.
4Chan users: I love Key Lime Pie!!!
Chilling Scares: Murder cult? 🤔
it's the internet's version of "for ritual purposes". if you can't figure out what's going on with something, it's easier (and more interesting) to just assume that it's something fucked up and bizarre.
new pick up line from now on:
"I love you like how archiver loves UTV🥰"
The venomous* (not poisonous) spiders one is actually funny to me, because spiders aren't out to kill you, contrary to popular belief. All OP had to do was sweep them outside. It probably was a wasp nest, as I had a few in a box outside, and when I cracked them open, there was a bunch of dead spiders in them at the bottom.
Plus, recluse and even widow bites won't kill you. You'll most likely not even need medical attention. (Of course you should get it, in case you're the one person who might actually get seriously injured.)
TL;DR: SPIDERS DON'T BITE FOR NO REASON! Sweep them outside or just flick them.
That’s not popular belief. You’d have to be an idiot if you thought spiders had a personal vendetta against you.
Unless its name was Shelob and you had a certain ring on your person.
Definitely a dirt dobber nest. Also those pictures are SOOOOO NOT brown recluse spiders. Too many see brown spider and assume the worst. Also hard to find recluses in big groups, hence the name. But thank you for the venomous acknowledgment! That whole story was irritating
Depends on the spider, black widows and brown recluses are pretty non aggressive were as funnel webs, trap door spiders mouse spider ie will bite just standing next to them and will inject venom, some spider species are incredibly territorial and aggressive and will pretty much bite for no reason other than the fact that they are mean creatures. Like one of the two spiders commonly called "bazillion wandering spider" but is actually called Phoneutria nigriventer which is actually a different species will actually jump at you trying to bite if you get close. And some other old world tarantulas are also very aggressive and will bite if you get near.
@@JRRTolkienRealno but some spider species are incredibly aggressive like Phoneutria nigriventer will jump at you and try to bite you if you get near it. And funnel webs will also bite unprovoked.
@JamesJames-li2wv That's interesting. Thanks for the info. But yeah, I think my point still stands for the most part, that spiders won't attack unless threatened, and you can literally flick them, and they'll die
The Philarilimon 😭
Bro you messed this up so bad 😂 the philarilimon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 philmarilion
Real horror is never where you expect it to be.
The pie one was actually unsettling
I literally didn't understand the story at all like I watched it 3 times and I still don't get what that pie is and why it is weird that people are talking about the pie ; so can u please explain it to me ?
@Sarah60jeehje I don't understand it either, but it to me is just like wtf
@@Sarah60jeehjeIt’s a copypasta, just a meme to troll forums
i think it’s just a copypasta.
@@Sarah60jeehje explaining it would probably get your comment wiped or I'd tell you
97 pages stalking UTV is crazy. Literally liking and archiving his posts
I grew up in Asheville. I've never even heard of Captain Kuchie or his Key Lime Pie!
This is the radio from the canceled game P.T. It's in Swedish 11:01
I cant believe bro fell for this lmao😂
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P.T. ?
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Silent hill PT. @@2NDFLB
Yup, I was going to say the same thing
@@2NDFLB P.T. was a demo for the now cancelled Silent hill game. At one point the radio in the demo says that bit at 11:03 so this dude just copy and pasted it for the stupid pie bullshit.
as someone with arachnophobia i was NOT prepared to see those spiders. i actually am traumatized.😭😭😭
Post numbers are sequential, but span the entire board. Not random, though.
16 year old pregnant girlfriend is the wildest sentence I’ve heard all day
Nah, it'd be more shocked at like 11 or 14 or something, not someone so grown like that, sorry.
@@jasrajsandhu1658 yeah I get it but still 16 isn’t great either, I had a friend that was pregnant at around 13 ish… what a world
@@OddlyFamiliarStranger yeah that's screwed
@@jasrajsandhu1658😂😂bait
@@OddlyFamiliarStranger so? Does it matter that she was pregnant around 13?
I can't imagine someone in Guatemala would call someone a dip shit
Lol he said dimwit but yeah I was thinking the exact same thing.
Listening to that spider story as I’m sitting in my room full of my collection of retro consoles. You just unlocked a new fear I wish I never had.
The scariest part was how you pronounced Bentekes name 😂
And that he doesn't realise UTV just means Up the Villa
25:42 the mini golf course made out of one of UTV's arguments is so good lmao
"The Philmarilion" is the best things I've seen all day
what's the joke?
the utv guy is definetly just fucking with him, final boss of unemployment
It was clearly the mother who is responsible for Lisa's disappearance.
I think im just kinda stupid. I've lived in Asheville my entire life, and Ive never heard of Captain Kutchies. I've seen that building hundreds of times though.
What is inside or around that building
It was probably just some small business, and may have had a short span of time it was open. It really isn't that weird.
social media shows us many disturbing things everyday.people who dont have much experience can fall victim easily.oh and that spider one was really horrifying😳
Yeah. I once typed in a man doing a dinosaur, and just like that, there was an animation of a guy dominating a velociraptor. It was even free to download to your computer. Super disturbing!
@@adidasfan360 i’m sorry what
@@adidasfan360tf?
@@adidasfan360 oh okay
@@seaurchinted there’s porn of everything
imagine the guilt of the guy who told him to throw the granade in the bathroom
4:59 no way
You never heard of this story. Dude killed himself with that grenade.
@@dylanjwicklund92 Is this real, is there real proof of it?
@@Passageofsky5:20
@@imbaroud5273there is no sign of the article anywhere on the internet. When you have text, it is trivial to find articles, but there isn't any results. The damage caused by a grenade like that wouldn't be that serious, and there is no way a news article could get published that quickly and then also found and posted as well.
the key lime pie thing being a bot is very possible, but how would a bot find out private information that isn't indicated on social media profiles?
Could be that the grand majority are bots but the guy behind the bots himself manually posted the generic comment along with other distinct info added in.
UTV and the archiver were the same person. Trips are just that desperate for attention
That's what I was thinking too
If that’s the case bro is a top 1 narcissist
It is very sus that they both stopped at the same time. Any sane person would’ve changed accounts as soon as the stalking started, but then when the stalker stops, he decides he‘s had enough? Right.
@@LarixMontis Yeah, but there's a difference between simply tracking him through threads and archiving posts and then designing funeral plans, ransom notes, etc... I feel like I wouldn't leave simply for having someone show up under every comment I make, but would leave the moment they reveal a 90 something page document detailing songs they wrote about me and how they want our future home to look like.
I was thinking it was less attention seeking and more DID. Would explain the parental interference (if that bit is true)
The grenade guy had the IQ of a shoe
None of those spiders are brown recluses. The patterning is not correct, and brown recluses are not fuzzy like that. Also, spiders don't sting they bite and poison ≠ venomous. People really do be out here on the internet pretending they know things. 💀💀💀
Spiders are not poisonous they are venomous. Something that bites or stings is venomous...something you ingest like a chemical is poisonous. Slightly different.
Mfs that say this think they’re so wise. Like yes while you are correct, everyone knew what he meant. It ain’t that deep
I like you 😂😂😂@@yungbake2161
@@yungbake2161 tf is wrong with you? Do you react the same when someone points out your misinformation?
No one gives a sh** we all knew what he meant
So what's the difference? I imagine if you're dead, you're not gonna care if it was venomous or poisonous.
*venomous not poisonous spiders, and brown recluses aren't that dangerous, though necrosis can happen it's usually only if you're allergic or a bite isn't kept properly cleaned
The Archiver is showing next level commitment to the bit and I’m here for it.
Key lime pie is a weird one and still don’t understand it
it's just fake copy pasta
The Swedish text at 11:08 is a copy and paste of the Swedish radio dialogue from the game P.T. Trolling at its finest.
11:05 That is just the Swedish monologue by the radio voice from P.T.
spiders won't mess with you unless you mess with them
The Key Lime Pie comments were the prototype for what would be known as a copypasta but hey you gotta get that bag, I guess.
key lime pie sounds so damn good right now
You should try some of Captain Kutchie's key lime pie, they're mindblowing
@@GrrFromGrrlandI’ve never heard but now I wanna try some!
6:05 there is no way that one single anti personnel grenade would cause that much destruction.
It's impossible, not to mention. An anti personnel grenade wouldn't cause that much destruction since it's just a "convenient shrapnel launcher" meant to damage people. Sure it can damage properties due to its small blast radius, but eh. It's not like in the movies.
Just like jet fuel brings down two towers almost in a controlled fashion
I was about to leave a comment about that
If there was a gas line no its not you need to educate yourself or life experience.
RIP Oswald Carlos "Kutchie" Pelaez, Jr.
July 1, 1953 ~ April 3, 2022
The Philmarilion was just an elaborate troll. 4chan users hate username people because they're attention seekers. That time someone actually managed to make a username take off his trip from pure creepiness.
Probably, but it is genuinely gross and unnerving that someone had that much time and dedication to the bit. Regardless of the reason, it was stil stalking and harassment, after all.