Evening all! Thanks for joining me for another video...I know I say it all the time, but thanks to everyone who's been coming back to watch lately, I've never seen so many views and it's still incredible to me to see such support. Tonight's video is another restaurant challenge, and a delicious one at that! Let me know in the comments if you enjoyed it, or equally if you didn't, and don't forget to join me this Sunday for the next one at 7pm GMT! :)
This is the first challenge I've seen you do that I actually might be able to finish myself (although the mushy peas would probably be a struggle). Also, I'm shocked to see mrs. Beard eat some protein. :-)
Im allergic to fish but if I could eat fish I think Id use ketchup. I mean I use it on like chicken nuggets/strips. I figure its about the same only fish is much flakier. I use it on chips as well.
Tarter sauce for the fish!!! And yeah ketchup for the fries if needed. Lol. The food looks delicious 😋. And it's awesome that both of y'all are going after it together!! I love watching your videos and seeing you smashing the challenges!!! 👍❤👍❤ Heck yeah!!! Get'er done Adam and Lindsey the food looks absolutely delicious!!!! 🎉👍❤ Eat that fish with some tarter sauce Ms.Beard!!!!! It's delicious 😋!!! I love it!!!
Watching you two sat next to each other eating reminds me of that scene in Beauty and the Beast where Belle is eating gracefully and the Beast is just absolutely wolfing it down.. I love it 😂💕
I quite like seeing Mrs beard ATTEMPT the challenges. Just shows how much you can shovel in compared to others. Although she can't manage what 'normal' others can haha. Will be a monster vid if she actually finishes something! Staying tuned to see that day! Haha
Firstly that fish, chips, mushy peas and bread look absolutely delicious! The portion size is a proper feast! Secondly tomato sauce absolutely goes for me as long as it’s no where near the peas!
Every time I watch Mrs. Beard enter a challenge alongside I think of that joke that says each Olympic event should have a normal person competing alongside so the spectators can see how incredible the athletes are. Mrs. Beard is all of us.
My opinion. Greatest fish and chips is made with Grouper!!! Malt vinegar and tartar sauce. Slices of lemon with a thick ketchup, and a garlic fire roasted Serrano pepper on the side.
The more I watch the more I like these videos. I watch you exclusively when it comes to food challenges. All I can say is bravo and the food looks amazing as well.
Yorkshire pudding with gravy, followed by gravy soaked garlicbread, followed by a Yorkshire pudding sandwich and a pint of gravy chaser. To finish a gummy bear and Yorkshire pudding smoothie and a sugar dusted deep fried slice of finest white bread. Everything sponsored by Haribo and Bisto.
Mrs. Beard is a great sport. I love the contrast of her eating with a knife and fork while you atta k the plate with both hands! And tomato sauce on chips-yes, fish-no.
Love that guys T-shirt. “The Frying Squad”. I’ve always thought a great thing for a fish and chip shop, would be a “Loyalty Card” scheme. Like some coffee shops, or airlines have. But instead of points, after 10 meals, you get 50% off the next one or something similar. I’d call it the….wait for it… “Frequent Fryers club”! 😅
Ketchup goes with fries yes. Fish and chips, no. Maybe the chips but if they are good chips ketchup ruins them and tomato sauce doesn't go with fish. You just need salt and vinegar for the fish, maybe a bit of lemon juice. You could also have gravy or cheese and gravy on the chips but gravy and fish is as bad as ketchup and fish but you can ask for the fish to be wrapped seperately.
I was at out local crab joint, and I ordered a fish and chips. I finished it in like one minute and I guess the chef was offended so he sent me out an entire side of a large cod free of charge. I felt obligated to eat it all, so I did. The cook and the bartender and a couple waitresses gathered around to watch...Let's get it !
Well that's likely because you hang around child day care centres where they feed the kids fish fingers..........Apart from that I have no explanation why anyone wants ketchup.
The slang saying is HKLP - holds knife like pen. It is generally a put down as it is not the correct etiquette. But who cares. Just put another shrimp barbie
Another great video Mr Beard 👌 love watching! NZ has the best fish n chips and a few eating challenges too, just saying 🤣 P.S Tomato sauce on fish n chips is a very New Zealand thing too. Loving it Mrs Beard
leisurely destroys the previous record by almost half, while conversing and joking and discussing eating the wifes leftovers... You, sir, are a beast and a gentelman rolled into one.
Vonto - she is not obese ....come on.... I expected better from beard than to make these passing comments associated with her weight and that comment at the beginning was below the belt.... I think this was slightly immature of beard to be honest .....its unacceptable I could consider unsubscribing
That was cute :) she did really well. I'm pretty sure that's the most I've ever seen her eat in your video's ☺ that was really awesome way to go guy's.
Another fun video. Nice to see Mrs beard there participating. Chippy sauce for me. I'm from Edinburgh and its the only place I can find it. Brown sauce with lots of viniger in it. Lovely. Cheers for the laughs Adam.
When I lived in Manchester coming back from Macclesfield every couple weeks, I use to call into Fosters chippy, I can tell you the food is spot on!!!! I'll have to pay them a visit!!!!
Definitely yes to ketchup. But then again I live in the states. Long Island, New York. We put ketchup on anything and everything! Love you! Mrs. Beard, you know the saying that woman make the man!!! 💚💚💚👍👍🥰🤗🦩🦩🦩
Try cheese on the chips with curry sauce poured over the top then get some kashmiri chilli pickle and add little blobs of it here and there. Mr Vikkis Kashmiri chilli pickle. I need to find some more, somewhere, Booths doesn't seem to stock it anymore, that and the goan curry paste made with fresh spices, kicks patacks in the nads for flavour.
Fish chips and ketchup and mayo a MUST !! Mrs Beard is the queen !! You...... Adam .....are just her sidekick lol ... 😆 mushy peas ? LOVELY ... what planet have you beamed down from lol x love you videos x x x
The fish looked really good. Hello Mrs Beard. Looks like the restaurant keeps there fryer oils very clean judging from the fish and chips color. Big no to mashed peas though. BTW great job and great show
Caiden Allerton aye man, they think that! I miss the cheese, the warburtons orange loaf and juice with sugar in it rather than high fructose corn syrup. Everything here says on the front ‘artificially flavored’ like it’s a selling point. Don’t let them sell you their washed antibiotic chicken either after Brexit, it’s fucking rank.
@@caidenallerton2203 I just wanted to comment at you cus I haven't seen another Caiden with this spelling. But Boston has some of the best fish n chips. Just saying
Wisconsin will have what you are looking for. Or at least they did when I was a kid. I personally can't take the smell of fish so I haven't really tracked where to get it.
Evening all! Thanks for joining me for another video...I know I say it all the time, but thanks to everyone who's been coming back to watch lately, I've never seen so many views and it's still incredible to me to see such support.
Tonight's video is another restaurant challenge, and a delicious one at that! Let me know in the comments if you enjoyed it, or equally if you didn't, and don't forget to join me this Sunday for the next one at 7pm GMT! :)
Epic size, would love it! but having the owners of the place lookin at you that interaction is the gold i love ;p its awesome how fast you can eat!
This is the first challenge I've seen you do that I actually might be able to finish myself (although the mushy peas would probably be a struggle). Also, I'm shocked to see mrs. Beard eat some protein. :-)
at 3:35 did you mean 60 quid or 60 lbs
BeardMeatsFood love your videos, although I normally feel very hungry after watching.xx
No ketchup on fish and chips sorry Mr's Beard
Ketchup on fish and chips - that’s a yes for me
Ketchup just makes whatever you are eating taste like nothing but ketchup
@@daintywalrus4226 ikr. The only thing ketchups good for is nothing.
Im allergic to fish but if I could eat fish I think Id use ketchup. I mean I use it on like chicken nuggets/strips. I figure its about the same only fish is much flakier. I use it on chips as well.
And some vinegar.
Fish and chips with ketchup was great as a child. Not a big ketchup fan now, but it still has its moments!
Tarter sauce for the fish!!! And yeah ketchup for the fries if needed. Lol. The food looks delicious 😋. And it's awesome that both of y'all are going after it together!! I love watching your videos and seeing you smashing the challenges!!! 👍❤👍❤ Heck yeah!!! Get'er done Adam and Lindsey the food looks absolutely delicious!!!! 🎉👍❤ Eat that fish with some tarter sauce Ms.Beard!!!!! It's delicious 😋!!! I love it!!!
Watching you two sat next to each other eating reminds me of that scene in Beauty and the Beast where Belle is eating gracefully and the Beast is just absolutely wolfing it down.. I love it 😂💕
haha i've heard that comparison before
I'm here 2 years later to tell you that I thought the same exact thing.
Beard: “who has ketchup on their chips”
Wonders why he hates massive amounts of chips in a challenge 😂
😂
Mayo on fries is the best.
I have red sauce on my chips.
MrKevin486 aioli is better
ketchup is an abomination
I quite like seeing Mrs beard ATTEMPT the challenges. Just shows how much you can shovel in compared to others. Although she can't manage what 'normal' others can haha.
Will be a monster vid if she actually finishes something! Staying tuned to see that day! Haha
That'll never happen she eats like a picky child
Firstly that fish, chips, mushy peas and bread look absolutely delicious! The portion size is a proper feast! Secondly tomato sauce absolutely goes for me as long as it’s no where near the peas!
Ketchup, no.
Malt vinegar, yeah.
Even if Mrs. Beard doesn't kill the challenge, she kills it with humor.
Salt and vinegar, plus ketchup, brown sauce and salad cream the holy trinity
I do love how you can tell that these two adore each other I their own weird way.
Apparently not!
Every time I watch Mrs. Beard enter a challenge alongside I think of that joke that says each Olympic event should have a normal person competing alongside so the spectators can see how incredible the athletes are. Mrs. Beard is all of us.
Those mushy peas looked like a bowl of melted army men.
Looks like baby puke
JaevlaSkit baby spew is white. Because they drink milk. It probably looks more like baby shit.
@@jessrigby3750 it's scary that your being so specific
egg cellent lol soz accident. I got 2 baby brothers so I notice this stuff.😂
@Eoghain
🤣😅😂
This guy is a joy to watch! Such a great channel!
Fish and chips and ketchup is lush you missing out beard x
He certainly is not. How to ruin any food = add tomato sauce.
No you add HP brown sauce you heathen
@@benpsmith77 my thoughts exactly.
Agreed
@@zzskyninjazz1821 have never had brown gravy on fish. Granted I'm in the States. Malt vinegar and tartar sauce for me.
FINALLY SHE ATE SOMTHING DIFFERENT THAN FRIES 10/10 MRS BEARD KEEP IT UP
Fish with fries.
Love how Mrs beard snaps the bread shut on the chips lol and looks at the ceiling ...she's on cloud 9 and loving it !
Beard I love it when you and Mrs.Beard do a challenge together. You two are hilarious, Cheers!!
thank you :)
She’s such a doll baby I think she should be in every video, challenge participant or not.
Ketchup on the chips but not the fish! Make sure they never touch!! 🤣
Truth
Exactly
The comment I was looking for
Use a sausage as a breakwater
Ketchup belongs, sparingly and accompanied by ample mustard, on burgers and hotdogs. No where else.
Me too. Also, I mix hot sauce in with the ketchup.
I spit my coffee out when he said "I thought u just didnt shower this morning"😂😂😂
Love his sense of humour 😂
Haha
@@peaceLove1988 thank you :)
“Has tha nowt moist Beard?” 🍅 ketchup, curry sauce and mushy peas are a must! Well done Mrs Beard on the chip butty 🥪
I love how shes enjoying hers and he is just wolfing it down
isnt that the point of him doing the challenge to do it fast lol?
Ketchup fan, goes on nearly everything, including fish and chips
Correct!
True
YES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME
@ simonwilson
SAME
"Who puts ketchup on fish and chips!?"
Me:🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
And literally the other 99% of the world
Ditto
It's actually pronounced Fish and chips and ketchup but the ketchup is silent.
Literally everyone who aren't british.
@@Drummer1000George 😂💕
My opinion. Greatest fish and chips is made with Grouper!!! Malt vinegar and tartar sauce. Slices of lemon with a thick ketchup, and a garlic fire roasted Serrano pepper on the side.
Been living abroad since August, first thing I'm going to do when I get back to the UK is get an enormous fish and chips
i like where your heads at Nathan
@@Beardmeatsfood seeing the family, friends all that shit can wait 😂
After 4 years in North America, my list of things to do when I went home last was almost entirely food based...
Can you start showing the ending where you get the t shirt and a well done etc
Been watching beard for about a year now and could not agree more with this statement!
The more I watch the more I like these videos. I watch you exclusively when it comes to food challenges. All I can say is bravo and the food looks amazing as well.
Who doesn’t put tomato sauce with chips 🤷♂️🤷♂️ 🇬🇧 beard you are weird... but that’s why we like ya 🤪
tomato sauce on chips? mental
BeardMeatsFood I have tomato sauce and curry on mine... unreal
@@jonnybruce8460 me too Jonny lad 👍 Bob on 👍
Ya canny beat it lad 😂😂 top stuff
French fries and wedges go ahead grab the ketchup. But chippy chips if they're at all decent only need salt and vinegar
Beard you should do a eat everything Mrs beard likes challenge!
PanchH bread, with more bread.. and a side order of garlic bread
So......bread?
Yorkshire pudding with gravy, followed by gravy soaked garlicbread, followed by a Yorkshire pudding sandwich and a pint of gravy chaser. To finish a gummy bear and Yorkshire pudding smoothie and a sugar dusted deep fried slice of finest white bread. Everything sponsored by Haribo and Bisto.
Three Steps Sideways a pint of gravy? XD
chips, bread, garlic bread, hula hoops, haribo....actually i think that's it
This is the only challenge I've seen him do that I could actually take a shot at
"Who puts ketchup on fish and chips" - Literally everyone....
'Literally everyone'
Well clearly not considering someone is questioning it. Dumbass.
I certainly don't. Curry sauce or Gravy or sometimes mayo if I'm having fries.
@@sneer0101 Woah woah woah! No need to cry about it!
Im with Thebeard on that one
@@sneer0101 Its a meme bud, just chill out fam... clearly it's not everyone
My favorites, Mr & Mrs Beard ! God bless you both
Mrs. Beard is a great sport. I love the contrast of her eating with a knife and fork while you atta k the plate with both hands! And tomato sauce on chips-yes, fish-no.
Can we get more birds eye view shots of the food I really wanna get a good idea of how much food is there ! Great content btw !!
A birds eye view would have been especially good for this video!
I'll see myself out.
brown sauce on chips, malt vinegar on the fish and that looks amazing.
Love to see you and Mrs. Beard together. Great couple.
Love the contrast in eating techniques 😂❤️
Mrs Beard did really well. Credit where it's due.
shes a big girl...
@@actionjackson9121 what’s that got to do with anything
@@loisa1755 big fat chicks are known to eat big fat portions. duh
Ketchup heck yeh! Good to see Mrs Beard eating more than garlic bread chips and Yorkshire puds!!!
WE LOVE MRS BEARD! ❤
BEARD : " whose put ketchup on fish n chips? "
Joel Hansen : 😏😏😏
Can’t believe no salt or vinegar, no tartar sauce.
do you know how much salt they season this stuff with from the start? lol
Ai
@@Beardmeatsfood vinegar all the way
I saw Mrs. Beard pour a lot of salt on it.
@@spis_dritt she put a ton!🤣🤣
always love to see Mrs. Beard - nice work bud
Is there going to be a Christmas dinner challenge? that would be fun.
I like to dip my chips in tarter sauce.
Well done Mrs Beard, I equally love fish n chips, not sure about the bread slices on the side though.
of all the competition eaters this guy is the most likable. he picked the right missus. these two gotta be having a blast doing these vids.
Man, that fish and chips looks amazing! 😍
Fish looks great....my mouth is watering!!!
Love that guys T-shirt. “The Frying Squad”. I’ve always thought a great thing for a fish and chip shop, would be a “Loyalty Card” scheme. Like some coffee shops, or airlines have. But instead of points, after 10 meals, you get 50% off the next one or something similar. I’d call it the….wait for it… “Frequent Fryers club”! 😅
Ketchup is great on fish and fries. Shes not crazy bro, in this instance, you are. :)
Agreed!
Honey mustard is better
Heretic ! Batter him !
seems that way...lots of people in favour of ketchup with fish n chips haha
Ketchup goes with fries yes. Fish and chips, no. Maybe the chips but if they are good chips ketchup ruins them and tomato sauce doesn't go with fish. You just need salt and vinegar for the fish, maybe a bit of lemon juice. You could also have gravy or cheese and gravy on the chips but gravy and fish is as bad as ketchup and fish but you can ask for the fish to be wrapped seperately.
I was at out local crab joint, and I ordered a fish and chips. I finished it in like one minute and I guess the chef was offended so he sent me out an entire side of a large cod free of charge. I felt obligated to eat it all, so I did. The cook and the bartender and a couple waitresses gathered around to watch...Let's get it !
Haha stuffing it in to be polite
Mrs B rocks and we definitely need to see more of her x 😊 she's funny, and love how she keeps u going and I'm defo a fan ❤
Had to have gravy with that 😋 and make a sandwich with it all as well. Looked delicious.
👏👏 well done mrs beard
Demolished 😮
UA-cam wait wtf this is the real youtube
Ares Gaming lmaooo
Give me money
wtf I've never seen the official youtune channel commenting on videos yooo
20 likes ats sad
I'm an American. I love catsup on everything. You're making me hungry just watching!!
Might pop to the chippy, dont half fancy it now
I've got a hankering for some chip butties! 😋
Beard - "who puts ketchup on fish and chips?"
Half of the UK - "MEEEEE"
True story Drum 27
Love how Beard smashing thru the fish and chips and Misses beard just going thru them all calm knife and fork in hand lol
Who doesn’t put ketchup on fish n chips, coz everyone is know does lol
I don't ,ketchup is wrong horrible american invention ; )
Cocktail and tartar sauce
Just say no to ketchup and say yes to home made tartar sauce made with real mayo lemon juice and dill relish
Tartar sauce on the fish. But ya a lot of ppl do I guess.. waste of fish imo
Well that's likely because you hang around child day care centres where they feed the kids fish fingers..........Apart from that I have no explanation why anyone wants ketchup.
Ngl she eats like a princess and then there are you lmao..
Nah, she's holding her knife like a pen, bless her!
Your special guest Lindsay is a stunner 😍😍
Yes, good to see Misses Beard eating, I hope she took the rest home with her for later?
How the hell does Mrs beard hold the knife like that 😂
My wife holds like that too, I dont get it.
It was the way we were bought up. I use to get yelled as a kid for using my fork as a shovel! Called ettique. Lol
The slang saying is HKLP - holds knife like pen. It is generally a put down as it is not the correct etiquette. But who cares. Just put another shrimp barbie
@Fred Bates ... It's not, common misconception
@Fred Bates ua-cam.com/video/sNE2DhQ1AZ4/v-deo.html
“Fish and Chips”!!! You’re not human if you don’t LOVE it!!!!! Beer Battered fish and chips, it’s Brain Food!!! It does the Body Gooood!
Another great video Mr Beard 👌 love watching! NZ has the best fish n chips and a few eating challenges too, just saying 🤣
P.S
Tomato sauce on fish n chips is a very New Zealand thing too. Loving it Mrs Beard
Too true Aimee, another Kiwi here.
@@debramage739 ohhhh that's awesome! Where are you from Deb?
Oh, I live in , Melbourne, born in Greymouth, lived here for a wee while,
Ketchup all the way tho!!
leisurely destroys the previous record by almost half, while conversing and joking and discussing eating the wifes leftovers... You, sir, are a beast and a gentelman rolled into one.
Awwwww... love mrs beard!! ❤️
How are you still alive with intros like that 😂😂
one of life's eternal mysteries
Hahaha. Made me laugh quite a bit to be honest
Beard, those comments should not be made to such a fine young lady such as the gorgeous Mrs Beard ....Im Disappointed in you !
@Vonto she is not obese
Vonto - she is not obese ....come on.... I expected better from beard than to make these passing comments associated with her weight and that comment at the beginning was below the belt.... I think this was slightly immature of beard to be honest .....its unacceptable I could consider unsubscribing
Ketchup on fish and chips is standard. Definitely with Mrs beard 🧔
Didn't even know this challenge existed tonight I am going to undertake it
let me know how you do frank...good luck
Frank -
Soooo...?
That was cute :) she did really well. I'm pretty sure that's the most I've ever seen her eat in your video's ☺ that was really awesome way to go guy's.
thanks rebecca
you guys are great together. I love seeing mrs beard!
Fair play Mrs Beard eating with dignity and class. Unlike others....😂
Who doesn’t put ketchup on fish and chips?😂
try sweet chilli sauce next time,
youll die happy
I don't because tartar sauce is superior
Ahh! discerning!!
Tom sauce an chip shop curry sauce
Reggae reggae sauce
Another fun video. Nice to see Mrs beard there participating. Chippy sauce for me. I'm from Edinburgh and its the only place I can find it. Brown sauce with lots of viniger in it. Lovely. Cheers for the laughs Adam.
Noooo that looks so damn delicious 😍 this is actually making me too hungry 😂
Mrs Beard get more chips on that bread Jeez haha
That looks delicious (except for the mushy peas), but it needs tartar sauce for the fish and ketchup/mayo mix for the chips (fries).
I'm with beard on this one it's just salt and vinegar for me no sauce
my man ;)
Agreed, however now I live in australia I have discovered and upgrade to our fish and chips. Chicken salt
Adam Fryer nope ketchup bbq sauce for me
when i was this early i still had a dad
When I lived in Manchester coming back from Macclesfield every couple weeks, I use to call into Fosters chippy, I can tell you the food is spot on!!!!
I'll have to pay them a visit!!!!
Ketchup on my chips tartar on my fish!!
So you can eat a Whole Whale?...😱 you are very cute eating together tho 😂
thank you :)
Definitely yes to ketchup. But then again I live in the states. Long Island, New York. We put ketchup on anything and everything! Love you! Mrs. Beard, you know the saying that woman make the man!!! 💚💚💚👍👍🥰🤗🦩🦩🦩
We need a display of all the challenge T-shirt’s you’ve won
My entire plate gets covered in ketchup when I get fish and chips. Can’t go without
Mrs beard keeping it classy using her knife and fork got to love her ❤
Only if she knew how to hold them😁😁😁
Employee watching you like a hawk and its a £20 fish n chip challenge 😂😂
That fish and chips look so nice, got to have some curry sauce with it tho surely.
had enough of that last week
Try cheese on the chips with curry sauce poured over the top then get some kashmiri chilli pickle and add little blobs of it here and there. Mr Vikkis Kashmiri chilli pickle. I need to find some more, somewhere, Booths doesn't seem to stock it anymore, that and the goan curry paste made with fresh spices, kicks patacks in the nads for flavour.
Love the shade he throws at his missus, gotta have a great sense of humour and fun in a relationship. They seem like a great couple.
Fish chips and ketchup and mayo a MUST !! Mrs Beard is the queen !! You...... Adam .....are just her sidekick lol ... 😆 mushy peas ? LOVELY ... what planet have you beamed down from lol x love you videos x x x
Who puts Ketchup on fish n chips?
Everyone north of Wales mate lol
Including Wales 😊
People do in London too
I’m Welsh and I fucking hate ketchup. Vile tomato shit.
evi red sauce or ketchup?
@@predictivetextisforaunts Agreed, absolutely despise tomato sauce (also am Welsh)
But I am picky as fuck ahaha.
The fish looked really good. Hello Mrs Beard. Looks like the restaurant keeps there fryer oils very clean judging from the fish and chips color. Big no to mashed peas though. BTW great job and great show
I believe ketchup on fish and chips is a southern thing.
Definitely not! I'm as North as you can get and everyone I know has it on fish & chips
@@Jordan-md4wr I thought it was more gravy on fish and chips up there.
I'm from Cali and I do it with any fried fish
To see the messy eater being fussy about crumb on her face,
I'm dying Lmao
Have a blessed day and life doing what you love and thanks for all you do for us
That looks delicious. I live in America now, oh how I miss fish n chips.
Scott Campbell and yall think English have disgusting food 😂😂
Caiden Allerton aye man, they think that! I miss the cheese, the warburtons orange loaf and juice with sugar in it rather than high fructose corn syrup. Everything here says on the front ‘artificially flavored’ like it’s a selling point. Don’t let them sell you their washed antibiotic chicken either after Brexit, it’s fucking rank.
@@caidenallerton2203 I just wanted to comment at you cus I haven't seen another Caiden with this spelling. But Boston has some of the best fish n chips. Just saying
Open up a chippy make the dollas
Wisconsin will have what you are looking for. Or at least they did when I was a kid. I personally can't take the smell of fish so I haven't really tracked where to get it.
Imagine the floaters in that bottle of water haha
I eat fish and chips with katsup. I love watching the two of you banter back and forth
Ketchup on chips/fries UNLESS it's fish and chips, then it's just some malt vinegar.