I'm 3 calls in and these are all-time greats. Whoever the producer is, theyre really coming into their own. Their comments were epic too. They deserve a promotion if theyre not a subpar eastern european race 😂
Eldis fighting for his life to make this the funniest call in segment yet Rewatching it and he goes “I mean I guess if you work from home” when he works from home 😂
Seriously, can you imagine if a guy called in talking about the same issue? I truly love Stav but he's pretty genuinely sexist towards a lot of the male callers which is pretty annoying.
I know TWO women from high school who married men who look just like their brothers, and in one case, the woman's brother is her TWIN. It's strange, but love is love. :)
Stavvy I wanna go to your Atlanta showing but the link is fucked up! AMC is not showing your tickets for the right location, or any that I can find! Please help a sister out or just let me buy it direct from you :P
I play a little Bouzouki. It’s basically a mandolin (4 sets of 2 strings) with another octave (longer neck). It’s from Japan but traditional Greek and Irish cultures adopted it for their folk music. Super cool full sounding instrument
The caller is describing the e girl look. Which is a fairly small subsection of pop culture. I'm guessing the caller is part of that subculture and doesn't get out much. She's referencing the whole Japanese anime look. Japanese fashion is in style right now. For both men and women. Japanese people aren't very curvy in general, usually petite with flat features.
Goddamn I got a flash back to my child hood. My uncle set up “free cable” at my grandparents when I was a kid. Also my dad worked in the city and would come home with bootlegs. I saw the Matrix and Anaconda because of bootlegs.
Skating is my go to to explain this idea: Don’t try to get the finish line when you’re just starting. If you sincerely enjoy the act of doing something than progress is inevitable. It becomes play not work. I never had a concrete bowl to drop in on where I grew up. That is legitimately one of the best feelings you can feel. You’re always trying to expand your comfort zone. Doing something that scares you until it becomes trivial is one way to do this. Skateboarding is cheap and challenging. I use to love doing it and still would if I could.
Yet, I love stav because of his ability to carry, so he’s capable of having all different types of personalities on and still avoid a bad ep. Besides with this type being a seldom occurrence, I actually didn’t mind and enjoyed getting his expanded dialogue and thoughts that weren’t interrupted or focused on riffing back. I for sure prefer the expert riffs and hilarious conversation between him and a good guest, but since we don’t ever really get this it made it nice.
To the 25 year old "young blood" first caller: Ask yourself this, "Do I honestly see myself spending the rest of My Life with this person?" If so, then congratulations! If not, then ask yourself why you feel comfortable/entitled to spend/waste both her time and yours? Are you afraid of being alone/not finding another person? Do you feel inadequate/not enough on your own? Do you have Self-Worth/Self-Love issues? Lastly, and most importantly, Do you know who you really are? Have you spent time with yourself, getting to know yourself, what you want and don't want out of Life, and other people, and conversely what you have to offer others, etc.
Yall better show up to theatres in droves tomorrow so i can possibly get to see this movie in a theatre near me... All these cities are at least 3+ hours away from me 😢😢
Norwegian guy sounds exactly like a voice nick and stavros used to do on cumtown named Mirshon or something like that, it is uncanny. I kept waiting for him to say "shut up bitch mom".
The big "T&A" girl got out-done outdone by some skinny friend at the bar, like the skinny girl ends.up with the guys that she wanted and it gave her this huge complex. It's not your appearance. It's the way your mind works that we're not attracted to
Love the podcast as always- some feedback for producing (idk what I’m talking about so disregard if needed): maybe try adding a noise gate to the effects chains for the mic inputs so the breathing/swallowing/etc are filtered out
Eldis quote of the day, “ if you’re beating off at the office you should probably try to reel that in.” Lmao 🤣
That cushion comin halfway off the chair 😂😂
Eldis had so many gold quotes in this one 😂
Nobody is sitting more comfortably than stav while doing a pod. It makes me calmer just watching him.
Greek posture, barefooted, hawaiian shirt
That's what you look like after getting sucked off by your gay guests
He’s so fat, he doesn’t have a lot of options. Gravity kinda dictates his posture… yay comfort
I'm 3 calls in and these are all-time greats. Whoever the producer is, theyre really coming into their own. Their comments were epic too. They deserve a promotion if theyre not a subpar eastern european race 😂
LOLLL
😄🤭👍👍👍
Agree. But definitely not health insurance
Big eLd
Nice try Eldis 😂
This Norwegian dude funny af 😂
He is fucking hilarious 😂
So funny. If you can see him do standup live, do it
The Norwegian perspective on this call has been fantastic.
These dudes look like different types of puppets
I saw the thumbnail and immediately came here to type this. Thank you.
Bunch of marionette ass mo fos
@danielallen7988 all 3 of them are brilliant character designs
A claymation movie should be the next movie they do.
everyone looks like puppets puppets are based on people... what are you stupid?
Eldis coming in clutch with the early morning uploads for all us idiots having to go to work 🤗
when he remembers
The People’s champ
For REAL
Bless lord eldis :)
It automatically uploads
Most charismatic Norwegian.
These two guests just flew in from hogwarts
This comment is magical 🧙
Eldis fighting for his life to make this the funniest call in segment yet
Rewatching it and he goes “I mean I guess if you work from home” when he works from home 😂
Holy moly, a Daniel Simonsen pod appearance 🤯🤯
Eldis playing Devil’s advocate on everything today is bringing me so much joy.
HAHHAHAHAHA SAAAAAMEEE A
Reading your comment midway thru the calls and then seeing it play out was incredible
Bless you and everyone you love Eldis this show wouldn’t be possible without u.
Daniel Simonsen on a podcast? It's a Christmas miracle!
The Norwegian is so nonchalant and I feel like he doesn’t try to be funny, he just IS 😂
That woman just sounded like she was fishing for compliments 😂😂 is being curvy still in ?? Are you serious 😂😂😂
Seriously, can you imagine if a guy called in talking about the same issue? I truly love Stav but he's pretty genuinely sexist towards a lot of the male callers which is pretty annoying.
She just wanted a specific dude and he had his preferences and she's just butt hurt and venting like come on really no one wants a curvy girl?
@@amon-crow4414 lol he isn't being sexist he's just being heterosexual
@@amon-crow4414come on man, grow up a little
@@amon-crow4414oh no, men have to deal with sexism?? poor baby
I miss keeping it twisted 😢
lol, sounds like something a simp would say 🤣
I love that eldis still forgets to play the sound for Stav on the first call. Gets me every time 😂
Everything the Norwegian said was like 100x funnier to me because of the accent omgg 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
“Your fans are quite weirdos” lol
His accent sounds like sacha baron cohen doing a Norwegian accent😂
Exactly I thought the same
most Norwegians dont have as strong accent as this dude got haha
Happy Monday everyone 👽💯🤘
The movie is bombing. Happy stavvy!
Oh shit! Simonsen graces the world of Stavvy! Stoked for this ep, love the return of Wes as well. Great past guest!
Me, a 37 year old woman, listening to the 27 year old woman. "Wow, I'm out of touch". Also, I thought muscle mommies were in.
This Norwegian guy sounds like Lazlo from "What We Do in the Shadows". He'd make a great vampire parody actor 😂
Early morning drop is the best! Thank you love, a stay at home mom getting her kids lunches packed for school listening to you Stavvybabyyy
Jesus Christ I thought I had some self esteem issues but homegirl on the 3rd call takes the cake. That was sad as hell lmao get yourself together girl
no literally like i wanted to support her so bad but it was just such an excruciating listen
Love to see the weight coming off big guy!
lol, drinking an oreo coke zero like a true fatty 😆
42:28 Even after The Great Costco Debate he still thinks like this. ITS A CATERED EVENT STAV!
That guy Daniel’s accent is the same as old Greg from the mighty boosh and I can’t get over it
Daniel is so *what seems* unintentionally fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
The raw Albanian power Eldis brings has these movie stars shook
The foreign guy folding himself away from the center of the camera is peak.
I know TWO women from high school who married men who look just like their brothers, and in one case, the woman's brother is her TWIN. It's strange, but love is love. :)
AMCs website sunks dink, cant even order tickets
I ran into the same issue.
SO LAMEEEEE
Thank you for uploading the videos so fucking early. I go to work at 5 AM and hearing you guys talk start my morning. Thanks. Keep it up.
Stavy trying to explain the greek dance as Manly was so wild!
Norwegians cadence is crazy
Credit to Eldis for stepping up for this episode when. Someone needed to
Stavvy will NOT suck you off if you get tickets, but, I called Eldis, and everything else is on the table
Best string of calls ever
1:49:47 "your fans are quite weirdos" is gold 😂😂
Stavvy I wanna go to your Atlanta showing but the link is fucked up! AMC is not showing your tickets for the right location, or any that I can find! Please help a sister out or just let me buy it direct from you :P
I play a little Bouzouki. It’s basically a mandolin (4 sets of 2 strings) with another octave (longer neck). It’s from Japan but traditional Greek and Irish cultures adopted it for their folk music. Super cool full sounding instrument
Opaaaa! Good Morning everyone.
Fupaaa!
Eldis KILLED me being devils advocate at 1:44:47 “it’s hard to say without seeing them side by side ..” Moment
😂a😮noooooo
The caller is describing the e girl look. Which is a fairly small subsection of pop culture. I'm guessing the caller is part of that subculture and doesn't get out much. She's referencing the whole Japanese anime look. Japanese fashion is in style right now. For both men and women. Japanese people aren't very curvy in general, usually petite with flat features.
18:02 the awkward conversation flow 😂
41:24 The first time you watch a buy hang around and have a smoke while his buddy gets a blow is hilarious.
Drank and ❄️ till 4am omw to work at 6am ..thank u guys
😂😂😂😂
Daniel Simonsen is a beast
Goddamn I got a flash back to my child hood. My uncle set up “free cable” at my grandparents when I was a kid. Also my dad worked in the city and would come home with bootlegs. I saw the Matrix and Anaconda because of bootlegs.
Skating is my go to to explain this idea:
Don’t try to get the finish line when you’re just starting.
If you sincerely enjoy the act of doing something than progress is inevitable.
It becomes play not work.
I never had a concrete bowl to drop in on where I grew up.
That is legitimately one of the best feelings you can feel.
You’re always trying to expand your comfort zone.
Doing something that scares you until it becomes trivial is one way to do this.
Skateboarding is cheap and challenging.
I use to love doing it and still would if I could.
stav got the dudes from challengers on the couch
The Norwegian guy is hilarious
Love the Bucees shirt Eldis!
“that sounds like a lot”💀💀
I can’t find tickets anywhere to this movie, whats going on stavv they holding you back from greatness.
I wish it was coming to Canada 💔💔💔😢😢
Can we get Daniel and Christopher Walken on a call?
The monotone Norwegian serial killer vibe guy with the popping personality...wowee
I hope the movie doesn’t suck like most comedians movies do
aldis was absolutely unhinged this episode
Damn stavvy really had to carry this ep, these monotone side pieces are ROUGH
It was a bit slow than usual, but I thought the Norwegian dude was funny.
Ya, the first hour was a little tough 😅
Yet, I love stav because of his ability to carry, so he’s capable of having all different types of personalities on and still avoid a bad ep. Besides with this type being a seldom occurrence, I actually didn’t mind and enjoyed getting his expanded dialogue and thoughts that weren’t interrupted or focused on riffing back. I for sure prefer the expert riffs and hilarious conversation between him and a good guest, but since we don’t ever really get this it made it nice.
They seem to be funny people but they don't jump in at every silence like most guests. So stav has to keep it going
Eldis chiming in with the "3 times a day" is normal killed me.
I wasn’t watching, just listening, and really thought Old Gregg was on the pod when Daniel spoke
I love this pod, always quality, but Daniel made this one so fucking hilarious
I know you hate Orlando (warranted completely understand) BUT PLEASE DROP IT HERE TOO LOL
Shout out Eldis. Best producer in podcasting currently
I'd kill to see that Eldis movie here.
Can't wait to see the movie Stav! Keep up the good work man
Eldis submitted that question about himself and asked a friend to call in 😅😅🤣🤣
Definitely going to see Stavv on the big screen
That Elvis quote was beautiful.. I teared up a little
Daniel simonsen sounds like Nick mullen’s iranian impression
To the 25 year old "young blood" first caller:
Ask yourself this, "Do I honestly see myself spending the rest of My Life with this person?"
If so, then congratulations!
If not, then ask yourself why you feel comfortable/entitled to spend/waste both her time and yours?
Are you afraid of being alone/not finding another person?
Do you feel inadequate/not enough on your own? Do you have Self-Worth/Self-Love issues?
Lastly, and most importantly, Do you know who you really are? Have you spent time with yourself, getting to know yourself, what you want and don't want out of Life, and other people, and conversely what you have to offer others, etc.
Yall better show up to theatres in droves tomorrow so i can possibly get to see this movie in a theatre near me... All these cities are at least 3+ hours away from me 😢😢
From the Cheek Zone to the new episode!!! Hells yeah
So hype for the movie, I’ve always joked that imma start a cult
I will now do my Eldis impression... "It's just like.... Y'know."
Norwegian guy sounds exactly like a voice nick and stavros used to do on cumtown named Mirshon or something like that, it is uncanny. I kept waiting for him to say "shut up bitch mom".
Mersham the Iranian homosexual
Love that Eldis is wearing a buccee’s shirt
as a 27 yr old struggling, thank you for the spank advice. i only spank like 1 good one once a day and mids after lmaoo
Need a showing in Las Vegas Stavvy.
Stav ffs is this film of yours coming out internationally? We want it in NZ goddamn it!
Guess I'm getting old because t&a is the best thing a woman can possibly have... Millions of years of evolution can't be wrong.
I wish the movie was showing in the Democratic Republic of the Congo
Stav should be the jigsaw clown for Halloween with that hair
I saw Daniel in NY funny as hell
The big "T&A" girl got out-done outdone by some skinny friend at the bar, like the skinny girl ends.up with the guys that she wanted and it gave her this huge complex. It's not your appearance. It's the way your mind works that we're not attracted to
Very possible lol. Could not stand her. Trashing skinny girls to make yourself feel better? People like both, get over it and move on lady.
Dang you give the vibe that people feel that way about your personality for sure.
i guarantee you are not part of the 'we' she's trying to attract, homie
Where can one watch "To start a cult" without going to theaters they are not showing in my city 😢 and I cannot make a trip
Love the podcast as always- some feedback for producing (idk what I’m talking about so disregard if needed): maybe try adding a noise gate to the effects chains for the mic inputs so the breathing/swallowing/etc are filtered out
Caller asking about the heroin chic trend must be hyper online
Popcorn Bucket? Stav is paying fans to do sex crimes lol 😂
So bummed that both the places I lived in michigan have dates and there’s not a Nashville date…. Can’t wait till out on streaming!
Go see Let's Start a Cult in OKC! Tell em Drfartzo sent ya.
Eldis go back to 6 am uploading 5am is crazy 😂
Damn these guests were roughhh
Still watched the whole ep tho!
These calls were complete bangers.
the guy that called about working ouit and being horned up i feel you bro!!!
“Really blonde. Almost like cheese.” 😂 what?!
another great ep