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КОМЕНТАРІ • 456

  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  Рік тому +11

    New Bespoke Post subscribers get 20% off their first box - go to bespokepost.com/blaze20 and enter code BLAZE20 at checkout. Thanks to Bespoke Post for sponsoring!

    • @michaelmayhem350
      @michaelmayhem350 Рік тому +1

      16:01 I was curious about this too Simon but I was recently watching a show on Netflix that was all about auctioning high value shit & the guy running the auction was talking to one of the members of the dream team. He said after they won they all went to the lockroom took of their jerseys threw them in a pile showered got dressed & left. He said it was only after he was walking out the door he thought to go back into the lockroom pick up everyone's winning jersey & save them. So I think they someone at the stadium probably washes & replaces jerseys as needed & ones for Olympics or other special events are just 1 time use.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +806

    Petition for Simon to do just one episode in the OGBB style: wandering around, slapping scripts, yelling at Peter, and BUH-duh-bum-bum-tsssh's, just once, for old times sake. Do it for charity! We'll donate!

    • @thorus1337
      @thorus1337 Рік тому +77

      Oh please I miss the old style. BB is starting to feel like the other channels

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz Рік тому +33

      For charity!

    • @alaingraham
      @alaingraham Рік тому +50

      It needs to be an epic blaze too.

    • @cortos_9733
      @cortos_9733 Рік тому +45

      Got my vote too. I miss original Business Blaze. I understand he has a lot going on with his businesses and kids but a special would be nice.

    • @vidiotsyndrome
      @vidiotsyndrome Рік тому +35

      I feel like Simon has enough OTHER monetized channels; that he should be able to dedicate this channel to BRASH OGBB style.... Where he includes the swears too

  • @JamesFromTexas
    @JamesFromTexas Рік тому +63

    That Cameo idea is brilliant and I bet tons of celebrities would sign up! You could make an entirely new platform.

    • @kzyrichm
      @kzyrichm Рік тому +2

      THIS. NOW. IT IS RIGHT, PETER! DO IT RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!

  • @AidanPatko
    @AidanPatko Рік тому +125

    I really like the Cameo for charity idea! I’d pay unsightly amounts just to have Simon roast me.

    • @DayneGodwin
      @DayneGodwin Рік тому +9

      Get him to call you a bell

    • @marykutner8720
      @marykutner8720 Рік тому +1

      This is a great idea.

    • @splatterbabble
      @splatterbabble Рік тому +3

      I'd donate more often just to get a Cameo from Simon.

    • @mikieswart
      @mikieswart Рік тому +1

      okay okay okay, hear me out… donation money for danny to write a very short roast and for simon to spend 60 seconds just *absolutely wrecking* you into the ground

    • @jordyboi69420
      @jordyboi69420 Рік тому +3

      Amber heard was given money to make a donation to charity but didn't pay up in the end...just when you think she couldn't be a worse human being 💩

  • @polyticks04
    @polyticks04 Рік тому +44

    Simon, One suggestion would be to partner with whatever charity you're interested in helping and give them a limited number of cameo tickets to auction off each month or each quarter. Then, assuming your other sponsors allow it, put a tag in your videos directing people to the page on the charities website where they can get the limited number of cameo requests.
    This would allow you to know that all the money went directly to the charity and the charity should be able to provide you with a easy list each month of who won the bids or who donated to them specifically for that one purpose.

    • @no-ah3185
      @no-ah3185 Рік тому +2

      brilliant suggestion!!

    • @StTing-l4k
      @StTing-l4k Рік тому

      Yea, or just give to charity yourself and shutup about it

    • @Shandalt1
      @Shandalt1 Рік тому +1

      Nice idea, if they know who fact boy is.

    • @ComedorDelrico
      @ComedorDelrico Рік тому +1

      I agree, this is the best idea. First, it would keep people from being able to fake receipts. Second, you could limit the amount of cameo tickets given out so it wouldn't take up too much of your time.

  • @bp491
    @bp491 Рік тому +27

    please keep up the Brain Blazes, I know that they’re not your most watched videos but they’re my (and MANY others’) favourite videos in the whistleverse, and also on YT in general. I dream of new Epic Blazes and I laugh more than anyone should when I hear “AM I RIGHT PETER?!?!”

    • @teresastabler
      @teresastabler Рік тому

      Brain Blaze and CasCrim are my favorites. Simon is hysterical on this channel. Laughter is always good.

  • @antoniosteve
    @antoniosteve Рік тому +12

    A pub called Watchmojo would be some dystopian hell where you had to listen to the bartender go through their 10 weirdest beers every time you wanted a drink...

  • @StfuFFS
    @StfuFFS Рік тому +141

    I love Dave and Kevin, both are brilliant, but you know it's a good Sunday when you hear Simon say, "written by Danny Salter."

    • @fanellaforever
      @fanellaforever Рік тому +12

      The weird thing is I find I have parasocial relationships with simons script writers

    • @eph2vv89only1way
      @eph2vv89only1way Рік тому +8

      Ikr. I felt excited when he said today's script was written by Danny.

    • @about7grams
      @about7grams Рік тому +3

      @@fanellaforever dude same. Like moreso than Simon and I watch him on like 8 different channels. The script writers are all so good at their jobs

    • @ClassicRiki
      @ClassicRiki Рік тому +6

      Yeah…Brain Blaze is a Danny special in my opinion. Edit: perfect example…the Falklands win comment. I was like ‘damn straight Danny!! Damn straight!’

    • @fanellaforever
      @fanellaforever Рік тому +3

      @about7grams I do somewhat with Simon as we are from the same area and are in the same school year so could have theoretically actually known each other, but it's so strange with the script writers how you feel like you get to know them just through their words being spoken by another person and never even seing their faces. Would love to go down the pub with Dave Danny and Kevin 😂

  • @thespazdragon
    @thespazdragon Рік тому +15

    This charity cameo idea is gold and you would be a legends among legends if you started the whole thing.

  • @hadleysheffield5226
    @hadleysheffield5226 Рік тому +21

    Love the charity cameo idea, though I suspect the money would actually be spent on better restraints for Danny’s cage in the basement.

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat Рік тому +1

      And muck out the oubliette where past writers were put when they were naughty 😂

    • @gennystout8952
      @gennystout8952 Рік тому +1

      Although I still kinda wish that those in the Blazement could get at least a walk or something. Especially Danny. I love them all but Danny has a special place in the Blazement.

    • @ajstevens1652
      @ajstevens1652 Рік тому

      ​@@gennystout8952We can't afford them to have a taste of freedom or else they'll want more!

  • @bradlevantis913
    @bradlevantis913 Рік тому +37

    The Falkland’s reference was gold. Well done Danny😂

  • @eli-bt4he
    @eli-bt4he Рік тому +6

    I guess selling a worthless item for a ridiculous price and then donating the money to charity is a good way to get a significant tax deduction and buy some good publicity without it actually costing you anything.
    Also one can't help but wonder how much of these ridiculous memorabilia sales are nothing more than money laundering like so much of modern art is.

  • @chrisleneil
    @chrisleneil Рік тому +21

    The OG BB team!
    I’ve bought a few ‘celebrity’ items over the years due to the fact that I’m a *huge* nerd. My favourite is Laurence Olivier’s shoe forms (came with an autograph) because he’s why I chose my career. I didn’t necessarily want his shoe forms, but I did want something to display.
    Don’t really collect anything anymore, but do enjoy occasionally purchasing something quirky for a friend’s special interest. Found that actor-y collectibles are much less expensive than you’d think! (Unless you’re talking about someone who is currently popular or who died young.)
    In re popularity, your Cameo idea sounds really good! Big fan of people using their celebrity powers for good. Might get unwieldy, but you could always walk away from it

    • @finalfalcon7368
      @finalfalcon7368 Рік тому

      Could you get the makeup Lawrence wore when he played Othello. Asking for a friend.

    • @chrisleneil
      @chrisleneil Рік тому

      @@finalfalcon7368 which was horrible, racist, & incredibly offensive.
      Doesn’t change the fact that I saw him perform Henry V as a very young child, which set me towards the arts.
      I do not venerate the person, nor do I accept the behaviour.
      Almost all films of the so-called classic era are jarring in their racism/misogyny/classism/etc. The stuff I watched as a kid (pre-cable, much less digital) seems incredible to me now.

  • @about7grams
    @about7grams Рік тому +13

    i've been rewatching like every brain blaze video even back to the business blaze days and i keep seeing how you progress in age basically in like real time and i was at about 6 months ago and thought to myself "his sport coat looks a little too big on him and the beard is getting really long. he looks older than he is" and now on this video the beard is trimmed and the coat is the right size so you look like you're in your mid 30s again. just thought i should share.

  • @DerptyDerptyDUM
    @DerptyDerptyDUM Рік тому +6

    I'd pay top dollar for ETA.
    #neverforget

  • @PineappleStickers
    @PineappleStickers Рік тому +7

    Holy hell, i actually got to catch a Brain Blaze video within the first few minutes of upload and all it took was being up at 4am because i can't stop throwing up

    • @slayingroosters4355
      @slayingroosters4355 Рік тому

      Leave America and move to the UK this appeared at 8 in the evening for me 😂👌🏿

    • @javohngritten2361
      @javohngritten2361 Рік тому

      What country are you in cause it dropped at 3 in the afternoon for me (America EST for me)(Feel better)😂

  • @babybear9443
    @babybear9443 Рік тому +7

    How can you be British and not have heard of Maradona??!!! My sister hates football with every fibre of her being, but even she knows Maradona!

    • @Waywardwindfall
      @Waywardwindfall Рік тому

      I’m an American married to a huge soccer fan. I’m going to ask him about this. He’s a rules guy. So I’m guessing the hand ball wasn’t intentional and people just don’t understand the rules right?

    • @MissSimsalot
      @MissSimsalot Рік тому

      Thought the same think. I absolutely don't like football, never watched any game but still know the name of that guy. I think Simon sometimes just saying things kind of outrageous so people reply more on the video.

    • @babybear9443
      @babybear9443 Рік тому

      @@Waywardwindfall it shouldn't have mattered if it was intentional or not, it hit his hand then went in the goal, which is still Handball. The goal shouldn't have stood. Doesn't mean England would have won, but I get why they're upset.

    • @CinHotlanta
      @CinHotlanta Рік тому

      @@Waywardwindfall If it's a defender the "hand-to-ball" allowance can be applied, meaning that the kick/header was to the defender's hand - the hand was not moved to interrupt the path of the ball, but the same allowance is not made for the person who initiated the kick/header. It would have not counted with the current system of video-assistance.

  • @jasons6021
    @jasons6021 Рік тому +7

    How about basement tours for $1000 so we can see Simon's writers typing up the next banger of a video!?

    • @teresastabler
      @teresastabler Рік тому

      With extra bread and water so everyone knows how well they're taken care of.

  • @sceema333
    @sceema333 Рік тому +12

    that cameo thing doesnt sound like the worst idea, however theres the risk of being overwhelmed with requests or even outright scammed in some way, because usually what you do is you make a request and if it is granted, you pay, however the system youre proposing has the recipiant pay in advance, therefore theoretically obliging you to fulfill the request without knowing of it before. sounds like quite a risk for a youtuber, idk any legal details or anything, just strikes me as something that could turn into a nightmare real fast

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu Рік тому

      he's not obliged to do anything though. it's for charity, could do it, could just not and you can't unpay the charity if he doesn't.

    • @MaddogMD82
      @MaddogMD82 Рік тому

      How about original request is made to Simon and payment is made upon Simon's approval of the job? Work commences once payment received. Very little scope for scamming.

  • @fathertimegaming17
    @fathertimegaming17 Рік тому +3

    Have money but no imagination, taste or style. Bespoke post is for you

  • @TheKalaxis
    @TheKalaxis Рік тому +2

    Football does have a Hawkeye camera style system now: V.A.R (Video Assistant Referee). It's been in for a little while now and is.....hit and miss is putting it mildly

  • @partyontheobjective
    @partyontheobjective Рік тому +4

    Your idea for a charity camo, a few years ago, a bunch of tattoo artists were doing exactly that. "show me you donated to Strajk Kobiet, and i'll do your tattoo for free". this is how I got my burning church tattoo. :D I love this idea.

  • @joemagnus5085
    @joemagnus5085 Рік тому +6

    "What a funny little planet we live on" indeed Simon 😅

  • @elizabethebbighausen9341
    @elizabethebbighausen9341 Рік тому +3

    I passed a kidney stone and birthed a baby 3 days later. I'll take birth over a kidney stone any day. But it's because there's no joy nor reward in a kidney stone (that isn't William Shatner's). 😉🤣

  • @jessgunn6639
    @jessgunn6639 Рік тому +2

    I THINK GEORGE TEKAI WOULD JUST LOVE TO OWN THAT STONE GIVEN THE PAIN IT CAUSED LOL

  • @ultimateskillchain
    @ultimateskillchain Рік тому +2

    "surely his finest hour was working alongside Daffy Duck in the 1996 classic Space Jam"
    Just when I thought Danny couldn't get any cooler 😎😁

  • @Atrocityyyz
    @Atrocityyyz Рік тому +3

    LFG! Caught the video 30 seconds after upload, happy day

  • @M1017242
    @M1017242 Рік тому +2

    Maybe we can free Danny for 1 minute if we donate to charity?

  • @kevinrichardson8421
    @kevinrichardson8421 Рік тому +2

    Danny is the mvp for that Falklands joke and beating Simon to the "I don't know who that is either" 😂

  • @Charles-js3ri
    @Charles-js3ri Рік тому +2

    If I had this kinda money I would never spend it on this crap. But if I had any of this crap I would sell it to people dumb enough to spend this kind of money.

  • @eph2vv89only1way
    @eph2vv89only1way Рік тому +3

    Simon may not have loved the original Star Trek, but I love the morals and boldness of Gene Roddenberry and Desilu Productions. In a time when most people were sexist and racist (although times were changing), the original Star Trek had women and minorities in high ranking positions on the Enterprise and even had TV's first interracial kiss. They even had an episode in season 3 called "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", which pointed out the stupidity of racism and how hatred could end the world if nothing was done to stop it. It's my favourite episode

  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  Рік тому

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  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Рік тому +5

    1:25 - Mid roll ads
    3:40 - Back to the video
    7:50 - Chapter 1 - Smells like mean spirit
    19:10 - Chapter 2 - Milk it
    21:40 - Chapter 3 - Territorial pissings

  • @iliketowatchducks
    @iliketowatchducks Рік тому +3

    Bring back the scrips for one big old script slap Simon.

  • @stevelee5724
    @stevelee5724 Рік тому +3

    That was a good one Simon. Funny as all fuck ! 🤣 And yes Simon, do the donation cameos. That's a win all round 👏 Cheers from New Zealand 🇳🇿

  • @jamessurnamepending1239
    @jamessurnamepending1239 Рік тому +2

    i would donate to your cameo thing, but id make you send a death threat

  • @Iamthestig42069
    @Iamthestig42069 Рік тому +2

    I love that Simon watches whistlingdiesel

  • @Road_Rash
    @Road_Rash Рік тому +1

    I don't care for sports either, but here in America, people are just as into baseball, basketball, & American football... I've encountered the same problem with sports fans over the years...they seem to think that because they're unreasonably obsessed with sports that everyone else has to be too...WRONG!!! Lol! But I do find out what teams are hated in my area, so when someone asks what team I like, I can get a great eye roll, or just blatant disgust & usually don't have to have a very long conversation about sports... Lol!

  • @ncg195
    @ncg195 Рік тому +1

    I enjoyed the Nirvana references in the different section titles, Danny. I wonder how many people noticed... probably not many.

  • @TalentlessCooking
    @TalentlessCooking Рік тому +1

    DANNY! Territorial pissing, I see what you did there!

  • @beatlesfrank
    @beatlesfrank Рік тому +2

    Put a minimum $ amount on the cameo donation so you dont have hundreds of 50 cent donations.

  • @kunda9033
    @kunda9033 Рік тому +1

    I am a bit like you, if it comes to football Simon, but not knowing who Maradona was, is a bit silly... I would argue that he was more famous than Jordan

  • @MissMentats
    @MissMentats Рік тому +1

    I once sold Justin timberlakes empty Evian bottle lon ebay lol. Only £27

  • @thatguy66199
    @thatguy66199 Рік тому +3

    Business danny

  • @orioncrawford9618
    @orioncrawford9618 Рік тому +1

    Is charity donations this way really that noble, it basically a free tax right off with free publicity selling some of these broken stuffs. For someone to say that they own a part of your life story, especially your failures

  • @martinfilion794
    @martinfilion794 Рік тому +1

    I would buy a Cameo telling my SO to not write down their crimes :D

  • @MrSniperfox29
    @MrSniperfox29 Рік тому +1

    Argentina asking for things back years after England had taken possession of them and losing
    They never change

  • @MikeP2055
    @MikeP2055 Рік тому +1

    "One in particular generated a volley of interest . . ."
    I see you, Danny. I see you and I love you.

  • @light-master
    @light-master Рік тому +1

    The UK has football? I thought they played rugby instead?

  • @Rabbit420_7I0
    @Rabbit420_7I0 Рік тому +3

    This day gets better and bettee. Just smoked a J and now brain blaze
    #BLAZEDBRAINBLAZE

    • @stevelee5724
      @stevelee5724 Рік тому

      Gday.mate I just had spots then walked in on the show and laughed my tits off Best one yet maybe ! Cheers from New Zealand 🇳🇿

  • @maxbrundle1599
    @maxbrundle1599 8 місяців тому +1

    Less smoking crack, more cracking a book! Am I right Peter!😂

  • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
    @MAGGOT_VOMIT Рік тому +1

    Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals. It makes them soggy and hard to re-light.

  • @DVLSWerk
    @DVLSWerk Рік тому +4

    The charity cameo thing is a brilliant idea! The only question is how do you verify it with charity that they actually got the donation? The receipt is good, but maybe have set list of charities that you've worked with to more easily verify donations went through?

    • @slayingroosters4355
      @slayingroosters4355 Рік тому +1

      How could he possibly need more proof than a receipt of your donation to his chosen charity?

    • @jamesbeeching6138
      @jamesbeeching6138 Рік тому

      Maybe stet up a "Just giving " page??

  • @jessgunn6639
    @jessgunn6639 Рік тому +1

    CAMEO GOOD IDEA BUT LIMIT IT TO A COUPLE A WEEKTHAT WAY YOU HAVE CONTROL OVER HOW MUCH TIME IT TAKES UP!

  • @darkermatter125.35
    @darkermatter125.35 Рік тому +2

    They have made a new ball (I believe for the world cup specifically) that has sensors inside that can identify its exact position, as well as the position as some players, I believe. So there will be no debate over whether or not it crossed any lines or by what time (out or crosses the goal line, including by a specific time, and possible if someone was offsides around the time of moving the ball toward the goal. The detection of players was not as well covered in the video I saw). It will also help cameras do a better job with the game. I don't really watch football/soccer until the women's USA team gets up there. They are pretty fucking good. At least recently. I don't even know what the men do lol. They are boring because I assume they will lose.

    • @stephenluttrell8958
      @stephenluttrell8958 Рік тому +1

      Don’t know about soccer, but they tried that in hockey a few years ago and it wasn’t very successful at the time. Of course, I suspect it’s harder to hide a chip in a puck than a ball.

    • @darkermatter125.35
      @darkermatter125.35 Рік тому +1

      @@stephenluttrell8958 it was used in the last world cup. It was used combined with new AI that tracked multiple spots on each players bodies. It also logged every someone made contact with it, so they could catch interference better than ever before, along with offsides.

  • @magnificentfailure2390
    @magnificentfailure2390 Рік тому +1

    Isn't "Territorial Pissings" a Nirvana tune?

  • @GrimSqueaker
    @GrimSqueaker Рік тому +1

    I would absolutely love to donate to your favourite charity for a 1 minute Whistler

  • @cmcculloch1
    @cmcculloch1 Рік тому +2

    Danny going from Nivarna guitar into 'territorial pissings' I like you moxy Mr

    • @jaredpenven
      @jaredpenven Рік тому +1

      And Simon just blew by it without a question at all.

    • @cmcculloch1
      @cmcculloch1 Рік тому

      @@jaredpenven Nevermind was a ridiculously successful album.... of course Whistle boy wouldnt have a clue haha

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan Рік тому +2

    Players get X amount of new jerseys per season depending on the sport really. Hockey and non-assoc football players here in America are obviously going to go through more of them in a season, but no, they do not get all new jerseys every game. Lot of players are actually superstitious about that sort of stuff and might not wash a particular item of clothing ALL season if they're on a winning streak!

  • @raeganj6744
    @raeganj6744 Рік тому +1

    Loved all the Nirvana references in the chapter titles

  • @jasonhaydock8205
    @jasonhaydock8205 Рік тому +1

    Simon, just curious about what the next channel will be.! What about a cyber UA-cam channel.?

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter Рік тому

      Like, online sex? Don't think YT will go for it.

  • @Rabbit420_7I0
    @Rabbit420_7I0 Рік тому +2

    Simon not knowing VAR 😂

  • @noizeemama3697
    @noizeemama3697 Рік тому +1

    Do it! Charity projects are always worthwhile.

  • @Blanche-ranch
    @Blanche-ranch Рік тому +3

    I always love it when it’s the OG trio! 11:35

    • @phforNZ
      @phforNZ Рік тому

      The three stoo... Musketeers!

  • @Styka66
    @Styka66 Рік тому +1

    Charity? That sounds like a great idea

  • @jessicaleathers3417
    @jessicaleathers3417 Рік тому +1

    Yesssss. That would be awesome! Cameo!!!

  • @pembrokelove
    @pembrokelove Рік тому +1

    I know it’s been a while since this tangent, but I would totally donate to charity in exchange for having Simon break up with my boyfriend for me.

  • @JK-gm6kk
    @JK-gm6kk Рік тому +1

    Im an American, and im somewhat familiar with Maradona. Mainly just commenting for engagement, because I like Simon very much

  • @MattCombs-tm4re
    @MattCombs-tm4re Рік тому +2

    Buy guns for Ukraine Simon with the profits

  • @bcgjimmy2
    @bcgjimmy2 Рік тому +1

    Best titles or whatever, nevermind

  • @deansheets
    @deansheets Рік тому +1

    I like the charity idea, Not cameo tho.

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto Рік тому

    Nowadays, football has VAR (video-assisted review) and that Maradona goal would be disallowed upon review. Back in 1986, though, fuhgeddaboudit.

  • @rywolf4184
    @rywolf4184 Рік тому +1

    lol the whistling diesel comment

  • @sammorningstar2617
    @sammorningstar2617 Рік тому +1

    He Cameo for charity thing is already done by some other fairly big YT channels, Nostalgia Critic is the first that comes to mind, and as i understand it they make a fair whack each month.

  • @ezzy525
    @ezzy525 Рік тому

    Simon...football has a version of Hawkeye...it's called VAR (Video Assistant Referee)...but the Hand of God was in 1986. So the technology didn't exist.
    Goddamnit Simon!!! Jeeeez.

  • @Nylak-Otter
    @Nylak-Otter Рік тому

    Interviewer: "What football team do you support?"
    Me, an American from Wisconsin: "SQUEAKY CHEESE CURD BADGERS!!"

  • @le4kyf4ucet54
    @le4kyf4ucet54 Рік тому +1

    Fresh Blaze for my Sunday enjoyment

  • @pirateadam3686
    @pirateadam3686 Рік тому

    Me: What! Who the hell follows celebrities around and tries to get their garbage?
    Simon: ...and it sold at auction for $50'000.
    Me: Right. Gloves, check. Ziploc bags, check....

  • @joniroxanne96
    @joniroxanne96 Рік тому

    "Nevermind." Goddamit... 🤣
    A hundred thousand for a toast eaten by a "boy band member": boomers probs. 🙄
    That's OneRepublic, dammit! 😒
    *Much better* ! 😏
    "People are people," as a song says, Simon... 😑

  • @Heyitsallgoodman
    @Heyitsallgoodman Рік тому

    The problem with showing proof of payment is youll be bound to do the cameo. SIMON I DONATED $19.99. NOW QUACK LIKE A DUCK AND JUMP AROUND. Or you preapprove each cameo and then have them do payment..

  • @CooperMarketingUnlimited
    @CooperMarketingUnlimited Рік тому

    If Simon's talking about the gold M1911's that Nic Cage had, $8k is a steal. One gold plated 1911 could easily cost more than $4k. Should have snatched them up, fact boy! Not a big brain move, Simon. Not a big brain move. 🔫🧠 😆🤣😂

  • @MikeP2055
    @MikeP2055 Рік тому

    Doesn't watch football.
    Loves watch restoration videos.
    For godsakes, Simon.

  • @FallingSloths
    @FallingSloths Рік тому

    Imo the wildest celebrity auction item was Trump improperly using $12,000 from charity to buy an autographed Tim Tebow helmet. Anyone who follows American football knows why that is freaking wild.

  • @tassietiger
    @tassietiger Рік тому

    All very interesting points Danny/Simon.
    But the big question is...
    "What's with the big ar$e knife Simon?"

  • @phforNZ
    @phforNZ Рік тому +1

    Ghost in a bag... What, a fart?

  • @maninashedandyp
    @maninashedandyp Рік тому

    Simon, the man who would go up to King Charles III and ask
    "Who are you 😂😂😂😂"

  • @enlightendbel
    @enlightendbel Рік тому

    Simon would pay 8k for a couple super generic fake guns.
    I paid half that for a set of fully functional Silverballers from the Hitman games (modded 1911s).

  • @boneav83
    @boneav83 Рік тому

    VAR, which is Footballs HawkEye is absolute garbage, it should never have been introduced.

  • @derptadurp
    @derptadurp Рік тому

    I think you're meant for greater things like endorsement deals for Carbon monoxide detectors. Just think you'd be the George Foreman for a worthy cause.. SIMON!!! Think of the crazies that need you. Clearly a more of a worthy cause than cameo.

  • @dobie1989
    @dobie1989 Рік тому

    Cameo full of drug references, F bombs, and political incorrect rants,........ allegedly. Yes, I am in

  • @ErinPero-j4i
    @ErinPero-j4i Рік тому

    Ho Lee Shit Simon! That's a legendary idea! I mean I'd b donating to charity n having u say all sorts of greatness to my ppl. Especially the "am I right Peters" Cuz I know a lot of classy fellows that need a live one just for them. Some less smoking crack more cracking a book. Yes its true I know real live crack heads lol. But even more than the bday part of it I bet ppl would pay money for ur Simonisms MB even ringtones.

  • @davidmozer6487
    @davidmozer6487 Рік тому

    CN graphic details
    Dude, kidney stones mean kidney colic. Haven't had stones but the colics, I've lived through. Trust me, imagine braking your femur (done that as well) and multiply it by millions. It's the worst pain you can even imagine - and then some more. My mom gave birth to 4 children the natural way but once had kidney colics after a skiing accident. "I'd rather give birth to 10 children more than to experience that again." I'd take torture over kidney colics every day of the week. There is no chance it could be any more painful. You throw up for hours from pain and nothing else and there are points, were you'd gladly trade death for that pain to stop..

  • @AkiVainio
    @AkiVainio Рік тому

    There's a movie called Antiviral (dir. by Brandon Cronenberg), which is all about smuggling viruses obtained from celebrities to their fans. I wonder whether this was based on Scarlett Johansson's comments?

  • @joshuahunt3032
    @joshuahunt3032 Рік тому

    In my eyes, the only response I’d feel safe giving to “what sports team do you support?” is “Good God, I stay away from sports completely. That subject’s as divisive as actual geopolitical conflicts.”

  • @ZAV1944
    @ZAV1944 Рік тому

    There is a story that a man asked Manfred von Richthofen(The Red Baron) to autograph several postcards with Richthofen's photo on them to which he obliged, immediately after the man ran off trying to sell the postcards to passers by. Also after his death his red Fokker Dr.I was picked apart by souvenir hunters, some pieces of which are on display in various museums in Canada, UK, and Australia.

  • @gigiquinn3185
    @gigiquinn3185 Рік тому

    I like the cameo idea. I probably wouldn’t buy unless the charity was the Free Danny Slater Foundation. Love Brain Blaze. Danny writes the best scripts but let him out of the shackles and the basement. Free Danny Free Danny

  • @Chudchanning
    @Chudchanning Рік тому

    Lots of Nirvana puns here. Surprised you didn't mention his Ds-1 guitar pedal that sold for some crazy amount (a pedal you can buy for like 30 bucks used at any music shop. Then again it's not his pedal. It's just funny to think about

  • @BarbaricAvatar
    @BarbaricAvatar Рік тому

    By all means go off and do one of those interesting jobs, Simon. But know that you're making 391,000+ peoples lives poorer by doing so!

  • @TheMonkeyworks105
    @TheMonkeyworks105 Рік тому

    Hey Simon. I've never seen Face Off. BOOM! How does it FEEL FACT BOI!!!!!

  • @MichaelHall1989
    @MichaelHall1989 8 місяців тому

    Six months have passed and watching again, I'll comment this time. I can confirm that kidney stones hurt like hell. I've had them twice. The first time, I thought I was going to die. I literally thought something probably ruptured inside me and I was going to bleed out. It's goddamn horrifying pain.