Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 031: Leather Gang W/ Jake Velazquez

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  • @JG-jy7pe
    @JG-jy7pe Рік тому +45

    "taze urself while i choke u "😂😂😂😂😂 every week ian slowly crawls deeper into my heart hes hilarious lmfao

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Рік тому +26

    It's honestly Unbelievable how phenomenally good this pod is

  • @wow4714
    @wow4714 Рік тому +43

    This show makes me so happy. Thank y’all for what you do, grateful for Bein Ian with Jordan!

  • @samuelharlow7612
    @samuelharlow7612 Рік тому +39

    Ian is on a wavelength that I just don't understand sometimes 😂
    Jordan is the best possible co-host for him she is brilliant

  • @asdsafasf3
    @asdsafasf3 Рік тому +30

    This Jake guy is willing to do anything to keep getting gigs with Jordan. What a trooper

  • @mefinnegan92
    @mefinnegan92 Рік тому +2

    The very end of this episode:
    “Things are good.”
    “Are they?”
    😂😂😂😂 😂

  • @johnadams9514
    @johnadams9514 Рік тому +66

    This podcast is the embodiment of ADHD

    • @slim710.
      @slim710. Рік тому +1

      Had to play this in the background while I play video games 😂

  • @sportycat1188
    @sportycat1188 Рік тому +4

    Looked forward to this episode all week! Congrats on the podcast growing. Ya'll have great chemistry. Wishing you both well from TN

  • @Transformational_change
    @Transformational_change Рік тому +3

    First saw y’all on Stavy’s podcast and now I’m hooked✌🏼🔥💓

  • @StrangeFolk520
    @StrangeFolk520 Рік тому +3

    I like how Ian was right about how he didn't create a fire hazard, but we just brushed over him saying "cardboard doesn't catch fire." as though that's not fucking insane.

  • @Mrs_Small
    @Mrs_Small Рік тому +14

    Ian is giving very strong *1970s-serial killer-with-a-leather-kink* vibes

  • @conormcginnity1353
    @conormcginnity1353 Рік тому +4

    "I GOT LEATHER! I GOT HANDCUFFS! LETS BE CATS!!!" 🤣

  • @pravkdey
    @pravkdey Рік тому +8

    Haha so funny, Jordan with a leash on. Lol. They should do that every episode right? Haha lol

  • @JillRobertsIsmyGF
    @JillRobertsIsmyGF 4 дні тому

    34:05 "Welcome bacckk"😂😂

  • @backupinit
    @backupinit Рік тому +4

    You guys are delightful

  • @Philly253
    @Philly253 Рік тому +5

    Love the Jordan & ian show!!

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Рік тому +2

    Nice to see a fellow Jake hanging with mom and dad💗

  • @bangUwitApickle
    @bangUwitApickle Рік тому +4

    I love this show.

  • @buckduckett
    @buckduckett Рік тому +1

    Bravo Jordan, I love what you've done with your podcast set! Keep making us laugh Jordan!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 Рік тому +6

    It surely is a wild ride,brother 💗

  • @beeboop56
    @beeboop56 Рік тому +2

    ian rushing jordan through the promo 😂😂

  • @zebadiahwitch
    @zebadiahwitch Рік тому +2

    Ian and Jordan I love you!

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Рік тому +4

    When Jordan is here I never skip

  • @AS-qh7fk
    @AS-qh7fk Рік тому

    Watching Ian fidget and twist while Jordan plugs her dates is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Also, if you rewind the first two seconds of the video, it makes Ian's mustache twitch hilariously.

  • @layzboy2545
    @layzboy2545 Рік тому +4

    I have more injuries from Punk, Hardcore, and Metal shoes than I do from 20 years of contact sports. Worth it.

  • @nicholasgennuso3454
    @nicholasgennuso3454 Рік тому +5

    What brand is your jacket Jordan
    “Texture is the new size” underrated line

    • @himoragenma6416
      @himoragenma6416 13 днів тому

      EXACTLY!!! 👍

    • @nicholasgennuso3454
      @nicholasgennuso3454 10 днів тому

      @@himoragenma6416 lmao whats the time stamp in this that was a year ago

    • @himoragenma6416
      @himoragenma6416 9 днів тому

      Listen to it again bro, it's worth it, and they get views...win/win!!!!😆

  • @deadtrees1279
    @deadtrees1279 Рік тому +21

    Jordan and I have the same lack of sleep eyes. Also ian, you bringing shaner out on the road says everything man. Shaner sober and getting road work with you, he will blow up. As he should. He's "six" years behind for one reason only.

    • @nintalespaw
      @nintalespaw Рік тому +3

      Yet I bet you sleep more than most people don't you.

  • @coffeemcbee1
    @coffeemcbee1 Рік тому

    This is one of my faboritist newest pods

  • @Krebbaroni
    @Krebbaroni Рік тому +3

    Fuck yeah Shaner touring with Ian!!

  • @Totescolin
    @Totescolin Рік тому +6

    "We need to go faster"
    "Let me start again"
    Never skip the tour dates lmao

  • @dennyAyard_
    @dennyAyard_ Рік тому +1

    Genuinely excited to hear Mike and Ian are coming to NoVA.

  • @dongmartin2163
    @dongmartin2163 Рік тому +1

    LOL Ian had the ol' dodgeball uniform mixup!

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Рік тому +1

    Ian is exactly the best original batman impersonator

  • @katonicwaves6393
    @katonicwaves6393 Рік тому +5

    This shit rules!

  • @margaretkrause540
    @margaretkrause540 11 місяців тому

    “Nelly, God damn you 😾🥴😵‍💫😑”
    So funny

  • @user-pt1kj5uw3b
    @user-pt1kj5uw3b Рік тому +14

    This Mexican Jake is much funnier than the other Mexican Jake

    • @acornreichler2085
      @acornreichler2085 Рік тому +5

      Other Mexican Jake will see this and declare you a sworn enemy for life, that petty

  • @XxEVORxX
    @XxEVORxX 11 місяців тому

    You guys are the shit this became my favorite podcast thanks dudes

  • @STEALTHKAOS
    @STEALTHKAOS Рік тому +1

    Love the pod ! IAN get on Himbos !

  • @pucz8215
    @pucz8215 Рік тому +23

    Jordan’s therapist telling her that she should stand up for herself is making this podcast feel like you’re watching an accident happen. You cringe but you can’t look away😂

  • @tiffanybiffany
    @tiffanybiffany Рік тому

    Ok I cackled at the Athletic Greens read. Soooo funny.

  • @carloslomeli5222
    @carloslomeli5222 Рік тому

    Out of control 🔥🔥🔥

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 Рік тому +1

    Jamaican shofar at the beginning was dope

  • @craigstaul839
    @craigstaul839 Рік тому +1

    I like the theme song

  • @audiocash7504
    @audiocash7504 Рік тому

    The Menu was great.

  • @Ratigun
    @Ratigun Рік тому +1

    @42:49 is when he realized he had doomed his mother

  • @CAPSTRES
    @CAPSTRES Рік тому +6

    Ian's Leather Laugh Lounge.

  • @dariondeatherage1487
    @dariondeatherage1487 Рік тому +1

    oh my god it's called central heating

  • @anap1508
    @anap1508 Рік тому +1

    Some of the first settlers in Puerto Rico were actually Jewish and many Jewish people immigrated there, so there's quite a few Jewish Puerto Ricans on the island

  • @roleat
    @roleat Рік тому +1

    I have a crush on Ian and Jordan

  • @shawnyglass12
    @shawnyglass12 Рік тому +5

    Bruh I love you so much ian Lmao I mean that in the most homosexual mannr

  • @catflannery7341
    @catflannery7341 Рік тому

    I need to get down to Madison to see you, bring Shaner and you'll have me sold on it 😁

  • @likesunflowers
    @likesunflowers 9 місяців тому

    Jordan was in Macon, Georgia?! When?! Why?! Will you be coming back?! Please come back.

  • @WHOM333
    @WHOM333 Рік тому +1

    Hey Ian. Did I see you in the skaelujah pit in 1998 midget punching to five iron frenzy playing songs off of upbeats and beatdowns?

  • @DanishingAct
    @DanishingAct Рік тому

    Intro was rad.

  • @connorfrarey
    @connorfrarey Рік тому +1

    everytime jordan hits her vape, i hit my vape, its a simple as that

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 Рік тому

    8:41 finally

  • @tiffanybiffany
    @tiffanybiffany Рік тому +2

    Wallet chain gang

  • @bangUwitApickle
    @bangUwitApickle Рік тому +4

    I dont skip, I press play and let it go but skippers are gonna skip no matter how long it is. Put your spot reads in the middle of the cast or at the end. Skippers will skip regardless.

    • @bangUwitApickle
      @bangUwitApickle Рік тому

      If what they skip is pre-recorded and repeated, I understand. But we listen because we like to hear you talk. It's new potentially funny content they are skipping, I don't get it. I ripped a bong before commenting and it's kicked in. Pound for pound you guys make me laugh more than any other comedian podcast I watch and I watch a lot. It's rare to have a duo where I like both hosts a lot.

  • @acornreichler2085
    @acornreichler2085 Рік тому

    SPO-CAIN lmaooo

  • @HyperintelligentViralSpider
    @HyperintelligentViralSpider Рік тому +3

    Still sad I missed the crew at hilarities

  • @GeorgeEarlFranklin
    @GeorgeEarlFranklin Рік тому +3

    I mean I would watch her struggle to get through her dates lol. It's almost like watching Nate Bargatze read comments

  • @bill-or-somthingbill4390
    @bill-or-somthingbill4390 Рік тому

    Where is this filmed? the arctic ? Turn up the furnace, and ditch the winter coats.

  • @purpleamber1
    @purpleamber1 Рік тому

    Dude who knew Jordan looks great in color!

  • @yxvthfvl
    @yxvthfvl Рік тому

    Nobody:
    Jake: That's not that bad.
    What a sweet sweet man, GBU Jake

  • @macbeeler5479
    @macbeeler5479 2 місяці тому

    Dude's dressed like silent bob hahah🤘

  • @CH1CKENW1NG91
    @CH1CKENW1NG91 Рік тому +1

    Fucking’ meeeow Jordan

  • @DriftingMunki
    @DriftingMunki Рік тому

    Is this pre or post dog bite?

  • @andrewhart6200
    @andrewhart6200 Рік тому +1

    Jordan is correct that shows with the newer younger kids just throw elbows and don't help people back up - which sucks

  • @dknox90803
    @dknox90803 Рік тому

    Crown Of Thornz!

  • @elquintoroble
    @elquintoroble Рік тому +2

    Jordan sometimes has the same calm and sexy *hauntedness* as Liz Sherman (Hellboy's girlfriend)

  • @veronicagrosskurth5705
    @veronicagrosskurth5705 Рік тому +2

    Hi jordan

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 Рік тому +7

    Swag

  • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
    @Flint-Dibble-the-Don Рік тому +2

    Jordan looks good in red. That's all.

  • @tuckergiberson2482
    @tuckergiberson2482 Рік тому

    I have to turn down my volume every time the cat thing happens cause it freaks out my cat

  • @LBOTrecords
    @LBOTrecords Рік тому

    WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE EPISODE WHEN?

  • @ABPhoto182
    @ABPhoto182 Рік тому +2

    I would never fast forward through Jordan’s dates. Are you serious Ian? ⏩

    • @ronindr
      @ronindr Рік тому +1

      Agree. Too adorable

  • @alvinrofkahr8784
    @alvinrofkahr8784 Рік тому

    Jordan wants the taser

  • @FirstLast-o2y
    @FirstLast-o2y Рік тому

    5:16 is what Ian is describing basically s3x trafficking?

  • @nvmm166
    @nvmm166 Рік тому +2

    “Everybody knows jake” I know hundreds of ny comics, never heard of him

  • @anarmyoftigers
    @anarmyoftigers Рік тому

    Seeing these two talk about hardcore… you need to bring on John Lockjaw of Pitboss 2000/PC Deathsquad, and ex stand up comedian.

    • @anarmyoftigers
      @anarmyoftigers Рік тому

      First big guy comedian to be pulled off stage before Big Jay Oakerson

    • @anarmyoftigers
      @anarmyoftigers Рік тому

      Look up pitboss 2000 “dented chest”

  • @tubehogofcapetown
    @tubehogofcapetown Рік тому +2

    leather daddy Fidance

  • @cartergarewal541
    @cartergarewal541 Рік тому

    i was scrolling twitter while watching the pod and saw a vid of someone self inoculating in berkeley

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG Рік тому +1

    I’m pretty sure jordan absolutely hates Ian and to make up for that she is overly excited about any male guest

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz Рік тому

    I know Jake from Jordan talking about him on ‘You’re An Idiot’.

  • @thelifeaquatica
    @thelifeaquatica Рік тому +2

    Jake is so cute

  • @Vladimirwlr1234
    @Vladimirwlr1234 Рік тому +1

    Man, how did Jordan's dad not notice that her mom was lesbian? Maybe she used to hide her power level.

  • @severdnerv
    @severdnerv 8 місяців тому

    Its the real my name is Earl

  • @Zen-fe6oq
    @Zen-fe6oq Рік тому

    Now that Jordan knows how to read requests messages whats good? Haha nah but fr…umm IG or FB because either way we could be FB 🎉😅

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 Рік тому

    “Im not saying that cause they’re black im saying that because they’re Muslim”

  • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
    @JimNortonsAlcoholism Рік тому +2

    Is Jake the on again off again boyfriend?

  • @leeboy20
    @leeboy20 Рік тому

    I def DMed Jordan after I saw her in pk. It was a weird night and she killed had to tell her how sick it was

  • @deadtrees1279
    @deadtrees1279 Рік тому

    Get Andrew Neufeld. (Cbk, figure four). He'll live this pod . He's the same way on the bus

  • @boscoedash6363
    @boscoedash6363 Місяць тому

    Who dumped Jordan????

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Рік тому

    What? No more on Don gato song? C'mon man.
    Oh senor Don Gato was a cat... high up on the roof Don Gato sat...
    I guess it's a NY thing... well, we also did square dancing too...

  • @sprance44
    @sprance44 Рік тому

    Huge fan btw! however I wish you would all stop screaming into the microphones !

  • @JayDizzle-hm9gg
    @JayDizzle-hm9gg 8 місяців тому

    .. in the meantime.....

  • @Pneubeteube
    @Pneubeteube Рік тому +2

    All you gotta do to make people not skip the opening is get a green-screen and do some silly shit while you shout out your dates

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks Рік тому

    I didn't fast forward... I may be the only one...

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz Рік тому

    I heard all of Jordan’s dates cause she did ‘em so slow two skips wasn’t enough.

  • @Zen-fe6oq
    @Zen-fe6oq Рік тому +1

    The only reason Jordan didn’t lose me at the beginning is because Ian called me out for about skip her. So I somehow felt obliged for poor Jordan she sucks at reading but I wasn’t gonna let Ian’s sweet gay ass dictate me.😂 Here’s to you Jordon. If you weren’t such a lesbian yourself I’d love you 😘 bahahahah