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I want to preface this by saying I know I'm probably the only one that thinks this would be funny.. I'm a double amputee in a wheelchair and have tried for years to get my friends to go with me to get a pedicure and say that my doctor thinks it would help with my phantom pains to just go through the motions of getting a pedicure. That thought is hilarious in my head, needless to say, my friends have all said no. 😂
I cry laughing every episode! I have to contain myself when working in the office as my coworkers are very overly conservative. I am struggling hard today in the office and needed this so much. I am now struggling to not bust out laughing loudly through what a mad lib!
we need u handsomes more than ever right now! keep up the awesome work! love the chemistry between all of u! ❤ i actually think the lounge singer should sing from a couch onstage. like lying down and singing. lol maybe not but it seemed like a good idea at the time😂
Thanks to that episode I discovered that I can do the "live long and prosper" sign with my left hand but not my right (tho I am right handed). What a podcast!
When Tig described her trash-throwing bit, my three-year-old burst out laughing in his car seat and yelled “Throwing trash is funny!!”. It’s the first time he’s ever interacted with one of my podcasts or audiobooks. I’m so glad Tig acquired a new fan! I’m also certain he’s going to take this as a serious new game plan 🫠.
I’ve never felt so seen about the carrot in the nose. I swear I have this secret trap in my throat that catches rice (and sometimes other things) and sometimes it moves up and out my nose. It’s the worst and takes forever to get out
Rice hole representation!!! Mae! I agree about the issue with swallowing carrots! I call it my rice hole, because rice can also get stuck up there too. I have done some pretty extensive polling of my friend group and it turns out that about 25% of us suffer from the Rice Hole affliction. My best friend is currently getting her Masters for Speech Pathology and informed me that this phenomena happens because our soft palate doesn't fully close when we swallow, allowing for food to enter our nasal cavity. You learn something knew every day!
tig, you can totally do the renting-a-bunch-of-videos-and-then-immediately-returning-them bit at a public library! that'd be so hilarious and as a library worker, it will give us something to do!
Tig can go to a library and check out a bunch of books and then on the way out, drop them in the book return. Since there are no video stores anymore. Love the pod!!
Don't feel bad Fortune! We have a pom as well who wears belly bands when we take him to new places where there are other dogs. And we always have to go through the same story you did to explain why my husband and I travel with maxi pads. Pom parent life! 🤣🤣🤣
I adore all of you handsome people so much... and that precious BIGGY! Our dog Taz had to wear diaper bands as he got older. We used to call them his MAN BAND to spare his dignity. We think it helped him accept them as a cool accessory! Love you all!
Y’all, small dogs all have dead eyes until they have a visitor or a treat! Lol You can’t just generally encourage them to be happy 😂😂😂 Biggie is exactly like my Benny 🙏
100% I’ve had carrot bits stuck in my nasal passage. Usually happens after I’ve choked on a bite of carrot 🤣 Also, one of the only foods I have problems chewing!
I LOVE the littering thing. The Tegan and Sarah thing with the cringe embarrassment, a friend of mine is like that. I used to go on about the latest ep of Curb Your Enthusiasm and she would just shudder. "I know it's funny but I can't watch him I get too embarrassed for him."
I'm cracking up at the belly band comments, I have four belly bands, from 2 different male dogs & they are so damn cute. One of my dogs has had incontinence issues when they got old, so they put on the cute little belly band and YES, you put a big old maxi pad in there. They work better and cost a lot less than doggy diapers!
About the carrot moment: that doesn’t happen to me regularly but one time when I was eating baby carrots I sneezed while chewing… Carrot bits flew out of my nose, suuuper painful. Gotta be careful with carrots Mae ~
Always Cornbread, carrots, sometimes chips, anything crumbly gets stuck in my sinuses but also Mae might have her tonsils still bc that’s why mine happens!
53:20 just coming to validate Mae, Thomas, and anyone else who has had carrot particles try to choke them (usually for me the particles try to go down the wrong pipe, but I’ve also had them try to go up my nose too). Who knew eating healthy was so dangerous? 🤪🥕
Duct tape.. try ALIEN TAPE! The things I have done with that are astounding! Truly! We have to live in our RV currently, and nothing slides or falls, I have hemmed curtains with it aaand, I made my own phone pop it with a perfectly shaped rock! The possibilities of ALIEN TAPE are endless! Plus, it ruins nothing and is reusable!
Go to quince.com/HANDSOME for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns!
This week only, you can get 60% off any new system with a select professional monitoring plan at simplisafe.com/HANDSOME !
Every week of November, AG1 will be running a special Black Friday offer for a free gift with your first subscription, in addition to the Welcome Kit with Vitamin D3+K2. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/handsome to see what gift you can get this week!
I want to preface this by saying I know I'm probably the only one that thinks this would be funny.. I'm a double amputee in a wheelchair and have tried for years to get my friends to go with me to get a pedicure and say that my doctor thinks it would help with my phantom pains to just go through the motions of getting a pedicure. That thought is hilarious in my head, needless to say, my friends have all said no. 😂
😂 can we be best friends!? I love your humor!
You are not the only one!! If we were friends I would absolutely support that and join you on that adventure! 😂
HILARIOUS INDEED!
Thank you @@AFBerg12
Thanks 😂@@charaelias6687
I’ve never seen Tig so animated and excited as when she’s dreaming up prank bits 😂
Tig interjecting "I'm bored!" lol is my brain so much of the time.
I've replayed that part so many times where Fortune says "sitting on a womans pad?"
And Mae and Tig freeze dumbfounded😂😂😂😂
Mae you probably thought duck tape was Canadian because of Red Green.
I almost choked when you described choking up carrot through your nose. I felt it! Yes-I know exactly what you’re talking about 😂😂😂
I SO wanted Fortune to break into “there’s no business like show business” when she was talking about The Biz 😅.
Tigathy Leeann Notaro pick that coffee cup up right now!
I cry laughing every episode! I have to contain myself when working in the office as my coworkers are very overly conservative. I am struggling hard today in the office and needed this so much. I am now struggling to not bust out laughing loudly through what a mad lib!
my next year Halloween costume - Littering Tig 😂😂❤
we need u handsomes more than ever right now! keep up the awesome work! love the chemistry between all of u! ❤
i actually think the lounge singer should sing from a couch onstage. like lying down and singing. lol maybe not but it seemed like a good idea at the time😂
Tig going viral is what made us watch the movie Army of the Dead. Good Times!
Thanks to that episode I discovered that I can do the "live long and prosper" sign with my left hand but not my right (tho I am right handed). What a podcast!
I LITERALLY GET SAD WHEN THE POD ENDS........
When Tig described her trash-throwing bit, my three-year-old burst out laughing in his car seat and yelled “Throwing trash is funny!!”. It’s the first time he’s ever interacted with one of my podcasts or audiobooks. I’m so glad Tig acquired a new fan! I’m also certain he’s going to take this as a serious new game plan 🫠.
"But I sing to the Lord!" cracked me up.
I love love love Melissa!! Whenever i feel down I watch one of her movies 😄🫶🏼
I’ve never felt so seen about the carrot in the nose. I swear I have this secret trap in my throat that catches rice (and sometimes other things) and sometimes it moves up and out my nose. It’s the worst and takes forever to get out
I’m totally with you and the carrot inhalation thing, Mae. Y’all are my church.
“Tongue work” slapa slapa slapa
Have absolutely no idea why you think that Mae and @ulgenmotjer 😅
YES to carrots in the nose. How is this not universal?
Rice hole representation!!! Mae! I agree about the issue with swallowing carrots! I call it my rice hole, because rice can also get stuck up there too. I have done some pretty extensive polling of my friend group and it turns out that about 25% of us suffer from the Rice Hole affliction. My best friend is currently getting her Masters for Speech Pathology and informed me that this phenomena happens because our soft palate doesn't fully close when we swallow, allowing for food to enter our nasal cavity. You learn something knew every day!
Good morning my Handsome friends!! I hope you are waking up feeling good and choosing happy. Love from Gilbert AZ
As an Alaskan, not having duct tape can mean life or death! We don’t leave home without it. It’s definitely a thing, Mae!❤
Yes that jumpsuit on Army of the Dead + Tig = sexy fatalistic pilot vibes. Props to that costume department.
I cannot believe how everyone just glossed over Fortune's comment "haven't you seen all the kidnappers in the States with duct tape"! 🤣🤣🤣
“NO tig, his eyes are full of life” 😂
tig, you can totally do the renting-a-bunch-of-videos-and-then-immediately-returning-them bit at a public library! that'd be so hilarious and as a library worker, it will give us something to do!
That was a wild ride. Love it
Soooo glad it’s Tuesday!!!! I desperately needed a dose of handsome today 😊
Fortune: "give me a noun" Mae:"buttplug" Tig:"Classic"
Tig, I died when you told the litter story at the comedy bar... and again just now 😂 ty
Fortune I NEED you to give Biggie a forehead kiss STAT
The yawning😂 I wake up hours before work. But get tired about 20 mins before I need to start working and feel like I need a nap!
Red Green, Mae! That's why you're thinking duck tape is Canadian..yes, duck - not duct.
I'm like 90% sure the showering baby bit is in a video special. I remember seeing it on one.
The stream of consciousness is making my face hurt!!!! 😂
I think Mae has the pricetag on her mic and I love it.
The showering infant bit is killing me lol
Tig filmed the bit. It was hilarious. I can’t believed it bombed.
Tig! i watched "Am i okay" and it should really be a series. i enoyed it.
I love when Tig says Fortune. 😂😂😂😂😂
I blew my nose at school once and out came a bit of ham onto my napkin. 😂
Mae I bet you think duct tape is Canadian bc of Red Green 😭
I love Fortune barely holding it together in defense of Biggie's dead eyes 😂
Tig can go to a library and check out a bunch of books and then on the way out, drop them in the book return. Since there are no video stores anymore. Love the pod!!
Dear glob, biggie is so cute!!!!!! Please bring him on any time!!!!
I've definitely seen Tig do the wobbly infant bit on taped sets on youtube! It's out there!
Love this podcast and Tig you have a great sense of humor 🥰
Don't feel bad Fortune! We have a pom as well who wears belly bands when we take him to new places where there are other dogs. And we always have to go through the same story you did to explain why my husband and I travel with maxi pads. Pom parent life! 🤣🤣🤣
I adore all of you handsome people so much... and that precious BIGGY! Our dog Taz had to wear diaper bands as he got older. We used to call them his MAN BAND to spare his dignity. We think it helped him accept them as a cool accessory! Love you all!
Thanks you Mae for making me feel seen! Carrots in the nasal cavity is an all too frequent occurrence for me!
I've never had a piece of carrot go up my nose, but I have noticed that eating raw carrots often gives me the hiccups
"you dumb bitch" out of sweet Fortune's mouth made me laugh so hard I almost died when the tea I was sipping went the wrong way
The next thing tig will be known for is shenanigans! Sick, sexy, shenanigans!
Omg carrots and grains of rice get stuck in my nasal passage ways. I feel seen.
Awww, seeing Biggie makes me miss my pup. Lost her in July. She was a PomSpitz rescue.
What a madlib indeed 🤣🤸♂️
Yes Mae, I got you...
The annoyance of Nasal Cavity food lodgement, not fun, that's for sure...
Carrot is a top food for it...
Y’all, small dogs all have dead eyes until they have a visitor or a treat! Lol
You can’t just generally encourage them to be happy 😂😂😂
Biggie is exactly like my Benny 🙏
Laughing my ass off!! 🤣🤣
The carrot thing!!! Yes, this happens to me with raw carrots only and I hate it!!!
30:10 Tig: 88, I love that one [number]
Me, a german: 🫨
I fell off my chair...I'm italian.
WHAT A MADLIB!
I luv Melissa and Ben!! 💕💕⚡️⚡️. This episode was great!
Duct tape rocks! Is in many forms and fashions now!
Y’all make me laugh.
100% I’ve had carrot bits stuck in my nasal passage. Usually happens after I’ve choked on a bite of carrot 🤣 Also, one of the only foods I have problems chewing!
The funny thing is ,Army of the Dead was the first time i saw Tig in anything
Mae! It was the Red Green Show that made duct tape such a big deal in Canada! ❤️
We have the pet speak pads! We have 2 dogs and a pig. The pig figured it out first.
A chip (French fry) came out my nose once when I was being sick 😱
ok I 100% resonate with the carrot in the sinuses...but I am also Canadian...
What the hell does this mean? 😂
3:40 my favorite Mythbusters episodes were the duct tape specials 🛶🌉🙃
I LOVE the littering thing. The Tegan and Sarah thing with the cringe embarrassment, a friend of mine is like that. I used to go on about the latest ep of Curb Your Enthusiasm and she would just shudder. "I know it's funny but I can't watch him I get too embarrassed for him."
you guys look so good
I'm cracking up at the belly band comments, I have four belly bands, from 2 different male dogs & they are so damn cute. One of my dogs has had incontinence issues when they got old, so they put on the cute little belly band and YES, you put a big old maxi pad in there. They work better and cost a lot less than doggy diapers!
Fortune Marie!!!
My sister made a duck tape shirt back in the day. With a collar. LOL
Omg Tig please wear your Star Trek uniform next time 😂
Mae you are right about the carrot!
Mae! You aren't crazy. The duct tape reference at 3:25 was from the Red Green Show- the handyman's secret weapon! ❤️ 💚 🇨🇦
How non chalantly Fortune brings up Thai food
I can't do the ST fingers either - my tendons or whatever are weird and my ring/pinky just go down instead of apart.
Suzy Izzard!
❤❤❤❤❤❤ love you guys!!!!😂😂😂😂
About the carrot moment: that doesn’t happen to me regularly but one time when I was eating baby carrots I sneezed while chewing… Carrot bits flew out of my nose, suuuper painful. Gotta be careful with carrots Mae ~
Janet Reno 😂😂😂
Always Cornbread, carrots, sometimes chips, anything crumbly gets stuck in my sinuses but also Mae might have her tonsils still bc that’s why mine happens!
Me and my husband agree with Mae that carrot can get stuck in your nose!!
Who let biff into the handsome pod
Biggie is beautiful
what's the Janet Reno joke and why am I already laughing
Aww Mae, so tired
53:20 just coming to validate Mae, Thomas, and anyone else who has had carrot particles try to choke them (usually for me the particles try to go down the wrong pipe, but I’ve also had them try to go up my nose too). Who knew eating healthy was so dangerous? 🤪🥕
ily Mae
The Red Green Show. Canadian. Duct Tape.
Duct tape.. try ALIEN TAPE! The things I have done with that are astounding! Truly! We have to live in our RV currently, and nothing slides or falls, I have hemmed curtains with it aaand, I made my own phone pop it with a perfectly shaped rock! The possibilities of ALIEN TAPE are endless! Plus, it ruins nothing and is reusable!
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