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This podcast reminds me of when I was a kid ~ over 60 years ago ~ being fascinated (& learning) from listening to my ❤ Mother’s conversations with her best friends. My ❤️ Mother was patient, accommodating & never sent me away from the kitchen table…Thanks, ❤ Mom & thank you for the memories, ladies…🥰
I'm your age and I was raised the same way, as long as we kids behaved we could hang around the adults talking that visited. They encouraged us to take part in the conversations and learn. Life around the kitchen table.😊❤ Really miss that in my life now. Great warm memories.
Mae just shared a helpful tip on how I can respond to my partner more joyfully, avoiding a biting tone. Definitely gonna start singing my grievances. Thanks Handsomes!
Worst on group trips is someone waiting to be tasked.. then you task them and they get defensive .. sigh. Mae can you put a spell on those people to be more receptive and proactive?🤣
I always used to have nightmares that I was out in public wearing shorts and my legs weren’t shaved. It was along the same lines of the dreams of being naked in public. Cut to me now, in my soft butch era, where I never shave my legs and have zero qualms about wearing shorts in public 🤷♀️
I want a handsome and las culturistas crossover. I feel like tig notaro’s lack of knowledge of pop culture contrasted with Matt and Bowen would be so awesome
How have I not had a decorative anvil hanging in my house all my life?!! This has obviously been a serious decor problem for me. Can I DoorDash an anvil? Please advise.
I love making up my own parody songs with my cats name, Pumpkin. Like: Pumpilicious definition makes them boys go loco or Pumpkies don’t know mommy’s gets hot at the barber shop, doing something unholy or That’s my Pumpkin he a real bad B, got his cat post - he’s a cat post king, Got some sharp claws and he stings like a bee, He’s the cutest dang kitty that I ever did see. Possibilities are endless haha I also like the fact you guys brought up Tell me lies and There’s your trouble! Two songs I’ve loved but forget about now I’ve had them stuck in my head! :) P.s Mae’s Dixie Chick song should be “lil cowboy take me away” Fortunes song should be like a 50s song with Fortune Marie And Tigs should be Tiggy Wiggy Wiggy can’t you see sometimes your _______ just hypnotizes me. Lol Love you guys!
Oh my goodness!!! I had the biggest fear of someone hiding in an outhouse that I had to use (we camped a lot growing up). I wonder if this is where it stemmed from? 🤢🤮
Constantly thinking about topics discussed and if they are recorded weekly or srockpiled- when the jokes appear on the Tuesday show etc. Also my irrational fear is not fully actuating a light switch. If I just move it enough to complete the circuit- what if the contact is barely there and there's a chance of arcing and causing a fire.😮
Good morning!!! I hope you are waking up feeling good and choosing happy. It's a new day. Remember to give Thanks. It's a blessing to wake up and get another day !!!
I don't have a fear of seeds, but I have a relative who often makes blackberry cobbler for gatherings and I hate the feeling of chewing it. No issues with strawberries though.
I never knew I accidentally sang all the time until one time when I was working at a bank and old white man walked in and I sang “hello!” And he yelled “why the hell are you singing at me” 😂😂
I swear Fortune was singing "Our pretty little handsome listeners..." I heard "Pretty Women" from Sweeney Todd!!! Was that it, Fortune????? MAD respect for know Sondheim!!!!
Hi Fortune & Mae (and Tig, and Biggy, and Thomas and..that just reminded me of "goodbye chair, goodbye table" from the movie "Room" with Brie Larson (I know you knew that Tig always showing off your film knowledge 😂)..(also known as a cinephile isn't that an awful way to describe Tig lol..alright, Alright , I actually have a message for Fortune, Hi 😊 this might help you understand your "ick" with strawberries. Those black things you call seeds, are not seeds, they are in fact ovaries. Sooooo, maybe subconsciously your mind understands things & recognizes biological items at a higher level. Like, no one (well except for the exception ) would eat raisinettes if they were truly a box of chocolate covered ovaries (with that name on the box)..and no, raisins are not ovaries. Thought you would like my hypothesis as to why you feel that way about strawberries. Thank you all for making Handsome & Pretty littles !! 😄🤗
Im already scared of elevators now even more 😂 My irrational fear is oranges. I don't like them but i literally cant stand the smell but to another level than anything else, its like a physical reaction. If someone is peeling an orange i want to run away so fast. I have no idea why
Fortune seems drunk on Jeremiah Weed liquor and Mae seems to be on adderrall...or that's probably just their personality. Always love it when Fortune sings.
I have adhd and have never been medicated ever. As a teen and now as an adult when I get excited and hyperfocused on talking about a topic I have had strangers ask me if im "on something" 😂😂 obviously im not. Its just the personality
I have the same thing as fortune but with grapes. Since I was a kid and DONT even ask me WHY I thought of this but I cannot bite into grapes. It reminds me of those giant green worms. Thick as your thumb long as a Roku remote lol. Its the burst. I cannot do it.
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"I don't want to smell your hot head unless I'm in love with you" wins the internet for me this week.
This podcast reminds me of when I was a kid ~ over 60 years ago ~ being fascinated (& learning) from listening to my ❤ Mother’s conversations with her best friends. My ❤️ Mother was patient, accommodating & never sent me away from the kitchen table…Thanks, ❤ Mom & thank you for the memories, ladies…🥰
I'm your age and I was raised the same way, as long as we kids behaved we could hang around the adults talking that visited. They encouraged us to take part in the conversations and learn. Life around the kitchen table.😊❤ Really miss that in my life now. Great warm memories.
"decorative anvil" 😂
Mae just shared a helpful tip on how I can respond to my partner more joyfully, avoiding a biting tone. Definitely gonna start singing my grievances. Thanks Handsomes!
Fortune and Mae always bring the laughs! You guys are so great together. It's always such a great, weird, and wonderful vibe! 😂😂😂🎉
Thank you, Fortune & Mae.🙏♥️♥️
Worst on group trips is someone waiting to be tasked.. then you task them and they get defensive .. sigh. Mae can you put a spell on those people to be more receptive and proactive?🤣
I always used to have nightmares that I was out in public wearing shorts and my legs weren’t shaved. It was along the same lines of the dreams of being naked in public. Cut to me now, in my soft butch era, where I never shave my legs and have zero qualms about wearing shorts in public 🤷♀️
I want a handsome and las culturistas crossover. I feel like tig notaro’s lack of knowledge of pop culture contrasted with Matt and Bowen would be so awesome
The most lovely Thanksgiving wishes to you all. Be happy and peaceful
Ok now I need little handsome dolls to put under my pillow
How have I not had a decorative anvil hanging in my house all my life?!! This has obviously been a serious decor problem for me. Can I DoorDash an anvil? Please advise.
I love making up my own parody songs with my cats name, Pumpkin. Like:
Pumpilicious definition makes them boys go loco or
Pumpkies don’t know mommy’s gets hot at the barber shop, doing something unholy or
That’s my Pumpkin he a real bad B, got his cat post - he’s a cat post king, Got some sharp claws and he stings like a bee,
He’s the cutest dang kitty that I ever did see.
Possibilities are endless haha
I also like the fact you guys brought up Tell me lies and There’s your trouble! Two songs I’ve loved but forget about now I’ve had them stuck in my head! :)
P.s Mae’s Dixie Chick song should be “lil cowboy take me away”
Fortunes song should be like a 50s song with Fortune Marie
And Tigs should be Tiggy Wiggy Wiggy can’t you see sometimes your _______ just hypnotizes me. Lol
Love you guys!
omg i haven't heard of worry dolls since childhood 😭 Are those the itsy bitsy tiny ones the size of pea pods?!?!
Decorative anvil! Omg 😂😂😂
“I don’t wanna smell your hot head” 😂
Disliking/hating people touching your face and the smell of hair getting hot are not irrational fears…Mae.
Oh my goodness!!!
I had the biggest fear of someone hiding in an outhouse that I had to use (we camped a lot growing up).
I wonder if this is where it stemmed from? 🤢🤮
Mae! Check out Screamin Jay Hawkins ' version of 'I Put a Spell on You', it's wild 🤘
Constantly thinking about topics discussed and if they are recorded weekly or srockpiled- when the jokes appear on the Tuesday show etc.
Also my irrational fear is not fully actuating a light switch. If I just move it enough to complete the circuit- what if the contact is barely there and there's a chance of arcing and causing a fire.😮
Good morning!!! I hope you are waking up feeling good and choosing happy. It's a new day. Remember to give Thanks. It's a blessing to wake up and get another day !!!
we can choose happy? 😮
@chromatilla it's easier and healthier than the other 😊❤️
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I'm 42 years old. I believe if I dye my hair it will all fall out. So I've never dyed my hair. That's not rational.
I don't have a fear of seeds, but I have a relative who often makes blackberry cobbler for gatherings and I hate the feeling of chewing it. No issues with strawberries though.
Irrational fear = flying kites. I hate the feeling of the tension in the string. So weird 😮
I never knew I accidentally sang all the time until one time when I was working at a bank and old white man walked in and I sang “hello!” And he yelled “why the hell are you singing at me” 😂😂
I swear Fortune was singing "Our pretty little handsome listeners..." I heard "Pretty Women" from Sweeney Todd!!! Was that it, Fortune????? MAD respect for know Sondheim!!!!
Hi Fortune & Mae (and Tig, and Biggy, and Thomas and..that just reminded me of "goodbye chair, goodbye table" from the movie "Room" with Brie Larson (I know you knew that Tig always showing off your film knowledge 😂)..(also known as a cinephile isn't that an awful way to describe Tig lol..alright, Alright , I actually have a message for Fortune, Hi 😊 this might help you understand your "ick" with strawberries. Those black things you call seeds, are not seeds, they are in fact ovaries. Sooooo, maybe subconsciously your mind understands things & recognizes biological items at a higher level.
Like, no one (well except for the exception ) would eat raisinettes if they were truly a box of chocolate covered ovaries (with that name on the box)..and no, raisins are not ovaries. Thought you would like my hypothesis as to why you feel that way about strawberries.
Thank you all for making Handsome & Pretty littles !! 😄🤗
Thank you for making me afraid of elevators 😩
I need a worry doll! 🙋🏻♀️
Im already scared of elevators now even more 😂
My irrational fear is oranges. I don't like them but i literally cant stand the smell but to another level than anything else, its like a physical reaction. If someone is peeling an orange i want to run away so fast. I have no idea why
I’m a passive aggressive singer AND grew up with worry dolls and a severe anxiety disorder! 🙄😵💫
ily Mae
I'm with Mae I hate deep waters! Love y'all!
Fortune Marie is me. Wait, am I gay? 😆
Fortune seems drunk on Jeremiah Weed liquor and Mae seems to be on adderrall...or that's probably just their personality. Always love it when Fortune sings.
I have adhd and have never been medicated ever. As a teen and now as an adult when I get excited and hyperfocused on talking about a topic I have had strangers ask me if im "on something" 😂😂 obviously im not. Its just the personality
I get like that when I'm tired or feeling down. Could be that as well.
I have the same thing as fortune but with grapes. Since I was a kid and DONT even ask me WHY I thought of this but I cannot bite into grapes. It reminds me of those giant green worms. Thick as your thumb long as a Roku remote lol. Its the burst. I cannot do it.
❤️❤️❤️
I fear whales
Is it just me or dose it look like there’s someone sleeping in
Mae’s bed 👀
At the risk of being insensitive, out of touch and/or something else-what’s up with Mae and Parvati? Haven’t heard mention of her in a long while ✌️❤️
Splitsville a while back. Mae not discussing as they shouldn't have to....love to all my handsomes!❤
I was wondering same. Then I googled...but mae denied breakup in June. So...I was still wondering. 🤷🤷🤷
If Tigs not there im not interested
I am opposite, if Tig is there, not interested. She speaks of the kids and wife waaay too much. And she acts now…she can’t act.
I love the energy between the duo. Doesn't matter which duo. If there are three ppl, there's always someone talked over or left out.