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Donut Operator First time viewer and new subscriber...awesome content. Your channel will be welcome in the breakroom at work.
Can we zoom in closer to your face plz? I want your mug taking up my entire screen if possible.
My cousin told me about a guy that tried to poop in Walmart
Donut Operator this same shit happend right next to my house in wisconson
The fortcollins thing
I can't help but think the kid acting like a cop is a huge Patty Mayo fan.
Before the kid pulled that guy over, I bet he took out a picture of Mayo boy, kissed it, and said "This is for you Patty."
For sure
Nah the kids actually out there doing stuff. Pattys paying actors off craigslist. People who think Patty's videos are real probably think WWE & Lizard lick towing is real as well.
@@professorkush2567 "He's out there doing stuff"? Please elaborate on what precisely you think he's doing?
@@professorkush2567 Are you telling me Lizard Lick Towing isn't real? 😢
Imo. Refusing to take a poo for 47 days should be enough evidence
He's still gotta eat? Feed him some yummies tainted with hospital strength laxatives? Then, RUN!!! 😁
🏃♂️. 💩🤸♂️
@Mr Anderson what's this comment even mean!?!
@@glenturney4750 horse laxatives
@@joshuaespinoza8325 Just get into a nuclear bunker cause that shit ain't gonna be pretty.
That he's an alien because he didn't have a BM for 47 days?!?! Lmao? What else would it mean
That guy who held his shit in for 47 days is the hero you want at the lead of a human centipede line
Ahahahah
nooo i finally got that movie out of my head until now :(
Would have never thought of that..😂
Thats really inconsiderate. The people behind you would starve!
Imagine the relief
i find it hard to believe that kid was just trying to 'play cop' with all of that gear and a decked out vehicle. I suspect there's something more sinister behind that story tbh.
Yea probably
where the fuck 14 year olds allowed to drive
That Epic Kid funhouse they aren’t
@@dannyhammond9635 Actually! In North Dakota you can get your Drivers Permit at fourteen!
Didn't he say it was San Bernardino? That's in California
I'm a little impressed that a 14 year old got his hands on that much gear.
Honestly it isn't hard to buy them off the internet but yeah. He went way overboard
@@vega2634 that's true
@@vega2634 kids don't have bills to pay so it's easy to save. A very nice lesson most adults need to learn with their credit cards, car loans, or basically any form of debt. What do you have when you don't have payments? Money!
@@garretteckhardt6665 but some of this blank guns cost like 200 buck is not joke the other thing is how he pay
Probably just prop items..?
Plot twist. He wanted into the room to get the drugs out of the ceiling..
blue streak ay
@@lewis8775 Ah I thought of that too! I love that movie.
yeah, its pretty obvious that someone else stashed it there when they were arrested and the dude was trying to get it, he def didnt have enough time to put 9 bags in the ceiling
Imagine getting food poisoning 46 days into your “poo strike”
Mind over.....fecal matter
That would of be shitty
Cleanup isle 3
Rape?
@@brooksh.3775 I don't think that'd be possible with a dude that held it that long, it's probably turned to concrete in his bowels
Maybe that's that 14 year old kid who sent you a San Bernardino patch.
I think that was the joke
the plot thickens
@@neogeek8644 plot the thick
@@neogeek8644 thicken the plot
That was the joke r/whoosh
5:38 best part
That guy driving by the police car laughing and mocking the guy who got arrested is amazing😂😂😂
When your IQ begins with a 0.
😆😆😆
Some guy: You have an IQ of 030.
Me: Told you it was in the triple digits.
Mine is 0,057735^(−2)
Me tbh
Mystery Mouseketool LOL nice math trick
"You have drugs up there?"
"Nope."
"We're gonna watch you poo."
"I will discontinue my discharges."
"I will discontinue my charges."
"I will go home then."
"... Well played."
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I did exactly this child support threats uk gov uk courts,, we will take away your driving licence IL GET A IRISH ONE we will take away your passport IL GET A IRISH ONE we will tag you ankle tag IL REMOVE IT MOVE TO IRELAND AND CHANGE MY NAME THEY GOT THE MESAGE I NEVER PAID SHIT
I can't hold my shit in for 47 minutes let alone 47 days 😲
Too much info...
@Joep Buyod Really a whimp? Even I don't want to hear about this. Sure he may be squeamish but a whimp is a different story.
0-100 real quick😶
@Joep Buyod I'm not going to read this okay and have a great day.
Are u trying to tell people that your a Fun boy...
5:39 pretty much how I felt when my drug dealing neighbor got arrested 😂😂😂
@@pissdragon I sold drugs to ur dad kid shut up
I need to find the link to the original video ' that guys voice cracked me up
AidanWarrior id like to live next to a weed dealer
If they only sell pot and aren't trashy people then its ok with me
@@pissdragon that would be me years ago, not that I was a drug addict, I used to rob drug dealers.
When a 14 year old American lad can get his hands on more gear than a regular UK bobby...
Not to mention a vehicle and lights lll
A UK cop probably could get that stuff, and get charged with a felony too.
Bruh... As an American you have no idea...
@@michaeltan7855 neither do you, I'm guessing
@@samsonsoturian6013 obviously you've never been to a gun show or use a local classifieds to buy private. SMH. 🤦🏽♂️
Its amazing to me that a woman can just walk away from being a mother with zero concequences. Unwanted baby? Just dump it off at the local fire dept. Free and clear. Oh, but a man wants to walk away from being a father? Court ordered child support. The man wants a paternity test done? Well, in some states that cant be done without the concent of the mother. Looks like like you're paying no matter what daddy-o. Male privelage indeed.
Ik right. Women are so oppressed
@Disregard everything I say Please No, he's saying women should face consequences for that kind of thing. And if you can't make it so women face consequences for it, then neither should men. It's sposed to be equality right? A lot of times men are fucked over by suspended drivers licenses after not making a child support payment, and then they can't make it to their job to get yknow, money to pay child support.
@Disregard everything I say Please Tho with ur username dunno why Im responding
Thought provoking indeed
I'm assuming either a mother or father can drop off a baby, assuming both parties are agreed. Awful as the situation is.
That guy played too much fallout then created that gun
Jared Andreae i don't have a problem i swear it
Jared Andreae lol I can see that
tfw irl Jury Riggin
"I'm here to investigate a domestic disturbance." That kid is spoiled and scary. What 14 yr old has their own decked out SUV, and the desire to get into other people's homes?
He makes eye contact with me so much it is scary
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Its my f 19 times im seeing u everywhere i go in youtube!!!!!!!
Manypeopletrytosee99 lul wut
Manypeopletrytosee99 “sweet bikini teen model” ok buddy
I'm going out on a limb here. I think it's safe to say after 47 days, that was more than a "2 flusher"!
I flush once for double flushers 😎
5:38 LMAO
Not gonna lie I died there lol
The guys accent and laugh make it so damn funny
hahaha fckn loser xd
That was so gratifying. Lmao.
LoL😂 fuck u bitch!
a drop box for real human babies, WTF
@ComocosonoEWL I'm from the uk. It does happen occasionally.
Most of our trash whores have babies for free stuff.
yeah... its in my home town. its kinds weird
Better than having an abortion, at least that child can be adopted by a family who actually gives a damn.
In Germany every Hospital has one like that, its kept warm and a nurse gets alerted as soon as something is put into it, better than babies getting put in dumpsters
It’s not letting the best be the enemy of good; best thing would be if we didn’t even need a solution like this, but that’s not reality, so might as well try to counteract these terrible things with as much good as we can muster.
0:25 he called out the Karen’s before it was a thing
The man, the myth, the prophecy.
its been a think for almost 4 years
Now we need to ban Assualt Flashlights!
How do you feel about assault *flesh* lights?
Fuhrery great idea. Where are the democrats.
Silence Dogood thank you for that. I just wish there was consistency. Now I look bad. Lol
What about assualt birbs
So how does this relate to the video?
Honestly though have some creativity with your comment rather than being repetitive
Donut, I just found a fully semi-automatic pez dispenser in my parents closet. I'm so scared now, what do i do??
Unfound Call the police NOW, we don't want it shooting anyone by its self... Oh wait.
Unfound saw off the barrel
Stick itf in your prison pocket and slowly exit the house.
Ask if they own any assault candy at the dinner table. Express no emotion, it’ll alert those psychos.
What was it loaded with the pink ballistic tip or yellow practice rounds?
The way he laughs like a kid in a candy store while saying “ taser taser taser”
Legend has it he hasn't left his bathroom since he got out of jail.
LMAO
his shit was hella high or high and shit ohhhhhhhhhhh
If he didn't take a shit at all, they should've just gave him those "magic" Hasbro sugar gummy bears, he would've either
A) Die.
or
B) Shit Tsar Bombas all day long.
doc they aren't magic, just sugar free. Sugar has been replaced with pain and suffering.
Xecris R That's where the magic is.
doc you mean sugar free
3:31 wow, what a completionist. He had ALL the accessories. How does a 14 year old amass such a collection?
That flashlight shotgun is perfect for giving the cops perfect lighting to hit a 40 Mike Mike right to the jiggly bits.
That Face of the penguin tho....
47 days ? How does that not cause massive internal problems ?
the shit double recycles, refines and turns into other ways to leave, piss sweat farts. def not healthy though.
@*Drusilla666* ive done it lmao didnt shit for a week and a half during camp. started farting like a nut job. when i eventually shat there should have been waaaay more shit. my body was ridding it in others ways.
@*Drusilla666* lol i did it, believe me or dont
@*Drusilla666* i guess so lol
47 days is quite long and the dude was for sure in pain. The longest i ever held my shit in was a little over 2 weeks. i used to only shit on the weekends (for years) because i had some kind of mental issue making me only want to shit once a week even though i had urges to go all the time. For men i think it is different too, because they have a prostate. For a select few, there is a "pleasure" factor to holding in shit.
ill tell you what after a few days, you start to get those urges to shit. its about to come out but you sit down and hold it in for a min or 2, then it goes away for a few hours. i am not kidding a week long shit comes out to almost a foot. I used to play football with 6 to 12 inch of a HUGE width shit in my colon for years. it is surely not healthy for you at all. Especially how your opening your asshole so fast (Talking about non constipation "holding in") and in such a big manner, minor bleeding is always a issue
To that one person who said that your shit gets "recycled" i respectfully disagree. you cannot look past having a foot long log in your colon after a week and say it was recyled to a smaller form lol.
The dude had stomach aches, insane gas, sweating, periods of "holding in shit", and just the mental factor of having your colon stretched that much for that long. Def not fun!
Do not misunderstand my old situation as "constipation". At all times, i could push it out easily. It was just some kind of mental issue 😉
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Just FYI on the baby drop off, they have been used a few times now. Yes it does beat finding a half starved or dead baby in a field
nuzuk Yea,but it still sucks. 1st,drive through alcohol places,because yea,need my beer to go.
Now baby slots. THAT,tells you the state of the world we live in. Ill never understand dumping a baby in the trash. Even before that,there are tons of ethical, & HUMAN ways,to deal with an unwanted pregnancy. 1st,why'd you let it go to term,IN THE 1ST PLACE😡
We,shouldnt have baby slots,that just shouldnt be something,that someone needed to invent. Thats fucking sad. I was poor,& 17 when i had my daughter, you know what i did....GET A FUCKING JOB. And when i couldnt find one,i illegally worked construction, because at the time(maybe now too),you had to be 18 to get a dangerous job,even pizza places were out,because of the rocker blade,& dough roller. Ive seen a man get his hands caught in a dough roller....Not pretty. So,my girlfriend got to every OBGYN, Lamaze class,& i was there for it all. Had medical insurance too,but i couldnt afford any for me. Thats how i grew up,you FUCKIMG take care of your shit. Different generation i guess,never heard such shit,in the 70s & 80s. Thats just fucking sad....
i like how this man thinks abortion is more ethical than dropping a baby at a fire station to give it a better chance in life. classic baby boomer
edit: @drtbag39
and guess what generation he was? yours!
Dillon Kerbs I think he meant it’s better than throwing it in the trash
@Fast Internet o I thought they havested the organs. Hummm....
The real life equivalent of that Southpark episode where Cartmen is riding around on his bigwheel screaming "Respect my Authoritaaaai"
I thought you said “If you don’t want your newborn baby and it’s UNARMED...”
Wait a minute was that George Lopez laughing at the kid in the SUV?
Yes actually the guy was laughing at the guy they arrested in the back of the. SUV
He took " weapon mounted light" the wrong way😂😂😂
Its a tactical flash light for his feet so he dont trip when taking out bad guys
Donut Police patch should have been "to consume and digest"
Huge missed opportunity
That kid probably watched the movie “Let’s Be Cops” and thought he could pull it off
Stuckgrenadepin like how the hell did his parents not notice bulletproof vests and guns and all that shit
Lol
Mike HawkIsTheBest officer chang 😂😂
Mike HawkIsTheBest Because America.
@@ZenoDovahkiin oh no no no, don't do that "because it's america" crap because that is extremely illegal and very few ways to get access to such gear as an adult with all the permissions
Tactical nuke gun
D E A D A S S INCOMING
AKA a fatman.
tAcTiCaL NuKe GuN
D E A D A S S I just have to compliment you on that profile picture
Crafting menu
Level 1 projectile.
Materials needed - 1 x Hand torch
- 2 x gaffer tape
- 1 x metal pipe
47 days??
Jesus I feel like I'm going to shit myself if I wait like 2 hours..
Jonas jeez after 2 hours? You may want to get that checked out.
Idk about2 hours but i seriously doubt id br able to go 2 full days. Dude knew whatever he ate was gonna put him in prison for a long time so he was gonna hold out lol
I hope that baby "drive thru" Is really just like a protective play pin or something that has doors on both sides and isn't actually any kind of chute or dark box or something lmao.
*Dump* “We got another one!”
@@J8den Got a guy sitting at the chute to organize the kids by eye color or something lmao *Woooosh* "We got another blue eyes!"
its at my local fire department and as soon as the door is closed and alarm goes off and the firemen rush there to get the baby. its actually a really good idea, it keeps first responders and garbage men from finding them abandoned.
It's got a chute with metal spikes at the end.
It looks like that book return thing at a library. Probably a chute that just yeets em into a trash can.
4:39 in czech republic, we have a thing called "BabyBox" And we have it in our hospitals for some years now.
Still no roof Koreans??!!?!!!? Ugh
Frank Grenci ikr
I just realised
Bring on the roof Koreans!!
47 days!?! imagine the shit he took after that.....
It's actually really common over here for people to hold their shit in for ages, 47 days is a record though most guys get caught after like 3/4
Probably just a dot
I have been under a rock and just discovered Donuts page. I love it, I’m binge watching videos now.
On another note, That was nice of the 14yr old to send you one of his sheriffs patches, lol.
Love how you have a green screen and aren't using it. Lmao
Maybe it’s a blue screen and he’s using it to make it green.
@@Alex-dv5hm :O
@@Alex-dv5hm bamboozled
He used his green screen for that background.
So the 14 year old sheriff sent you a patch?
If I was the officer in that last clip I’d be laughing my ass off while driving. Some random fucking civilian goes “haha they got you, fuckin loser” and drives off, and the guy in the back is pissed off.
as being from nebraska, the omaha story does not suprise me one bit
damn he made pipe pistol? his gun nut must be low cause I don’t see a lot of custom attachments
Kaleb The Red Head fallout 4 is love
That 14 year old boy was literally living every 6-16 year old boy’s dream of being a cop. Hell, he’s got it going way more than I did! All I had was a piece of power I cut into the shape of a star taped to my shirt and a toy pistol that made popping noises!
I thought it was a time traveling Jeremy Dewitte
Came for the plot. Stayed for the meme
Wheres the meme
That gun is absolute Trash he forgot the underbarrel chainsaw and a mini AR-15 underneath the chainsaw with a bump stock and a Trigger crank.
I remember a news story from many years ago before safe haven laws. An woman in her 70s was out tending live stock and found an abandoned newborn baby frozen to the well housing. It was January, this is Iowa. Your heart has to go out to all involved. I remember that grandmother in tears on the news not knowing why they chose her farm. Saying they could have just left it on her door step and knocked. So yeah safe heaven laws=good.
The guy got out of jail and tried to sell the drugs, but his customer said that shit looks old.
On that first one I bet the officers were like, “Well, that was a freebie.”
The Mexican laughing at the guy in the cop car was golden. I'm crying it was so funny.
Just curious, do the baby dropoffs print you a receipt? You know, just in case?
Damn assault flashlights again. #bandempls
No it's a flashlight grip
Idiot
Or are you just a real anti gun person?
I never knew I wanted to buy merch, until I saw the "Donut Police: To Protect the Donuts" - I need a dozen of those for myself and a dozen to give out as gifts.
They are fantastic. And you don't even need to know about this channel to enjoy them!!!
if you dont have a poo in 47 days i think you should always be let off with charges, the man is a fucking hero.
rob saxon
The weird thing is that the guy didn't stop eating. It's like fucking magic.
not all heroes wear capes brother.
That is a level of dedication not often seen...
Now, when you say "Replica Gun", along with the ballistic vest, how do you know he was not a L33T M1LS1M 41RS0FT3R?
Best Friend Venom if it was shit dog let me break out my cyma ak and my flora with a smersh vest and lets invade the ukraine
41RSH17
That guy with the fake cop uniform was doing a heist setup LOL.
5:42 Me when I get a higher test score than the smartest kid in the class
Keep an eye on that 14 year old......if you have ever read John Douglass's book Mind Hunter...
Justin Snow I haven't read it. What happens?
He hunts minds!
I recommend reading it....Non-fiction..... Basically he talks about how he came up with the criminal profiling techniques, especially in relation to serial crimes. A lot of serial criminals are police enthusiasts and tend to idealize and emulate police and LE....
I believe the Netflix series is based on a lot of the stories he shared in the book....have it in my queue, but haven't made time yet.....
Wolf Bear the car was his grandmas, he bought the lights on amazon I think, and for the replica weapons.. I’m not sure but if you find out let me know cause I definitely want one lmao
"Sir, come out of the house, you're under arrest!"
"Not yet, I need to take a Sh*t."
Albert einstein and stephen hawking must feel dumb after seeing the first guy on the video😂
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW LONG EVERY ONE OF 47 SEVEN DAYS OF NOT TAKING A SHIT WOULD BE?!?
The wife and I watch your videos every night this one is great ...🤣😂
Keep up the good work man thanks for what you do.
is it me or is ur hairline the mcdonalds sign
Lmao
Macdonalds Internet you're slow
Ik
is it me or do you use so many overused jokes from elementary school? lmao...
Lmfao
amazing shotgun mods, they better not ban those assault flashlight pistol grips.
That Brit not pooping for 47days to get out of a drug charge is the ultimate Battle of Attrition.
Can't say he didn't earn that one.
3:36 Oh no! They rested the reddit top graduated navy seal!
Recolour your backround of your profile pic
dude i thought there was a hair on my screen cause your profile pic damn it.
I'm begining to think the title of the video is sarcasm...
I LOVE IT!!!
'We didn't want them putting babies in dumpsters... so we built a dumpster-like contraption into the side of our building for them to use.'
I'm from Nebraska and I can confirm that Omaha is the Florida/ Detroit of nebraska
I think you meant Lincoln.
Omaha
Or because we all have mixed thoughts I will say grand island
Yeah Omaha has been murder capital at one point in time.
@@justgator3915 we literally just had 106 days without a murder last year and are at a 20 year homicide low
I got divorced...
And Karen took the kids away
That 14 year old: *my goals are beyond your understanding*
that donut police patch is really cool
10th Mountain division...based outta Ft. Drum just outside Watertown ny. Thanks for your service man.
That clip of the guy driving by the arrestee in the cop car had me lol'ing 😂😂
i stopped watching because the mustache left
welcome back lil buddy one day you’re gonna grow up and be a big mustache just like your forestaches and papastache and you can even be able to curle to become a gentleman stache when you hit 21stache ofc
You really like his mustache don't you?
I wonder if he would let you touch it.
@@LoydAvenheart yes, he may
@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 OMG lmao
My Monday is going so well that it’s Tuesday
0:51 i thought he said "no i was at the mob at the time and there is video evidence" LMAO
Is there really enough babies being given up to justify that Dropbox?
Dj Fischer probably, here in Detroit dead babies are being found all the time in abandoned buildings and dumpsters, so many its not even news worthy anymore unless its a strange situation like babies being BBQed or being kept in freezers. which has happened. This whole city needs to be napalmed honestly.
Sad sad world I hope to never meet the kid whose mom left them in a drop box we have a new type of person to beware of in the future of you really think about it
One baby in the dropbox is enough to justify the need.
Recycled babies everywhere.
guy: "i got robbed at gun point by my cousin"
also him: *at the police station with 8 bags of 'sniffable sugar' in his pocket
also him: *lied to police about being robbed by his cousin at gun point*
You're one of the youtubers I respect
Can we please use the correct term for “sawed off”. Clearly you should say something had or was “Karrened”.
Like.. “ dude did you see Dave’s Karrened shotgun” or “ I am totally going to add that sweet Karren mod to my AR15 ”.
Jurre van Herwijnen this comment is extremely underrated.
That weapon is gonna be possible to make in pubg
This man made a Karen joke and a cursed gun meme review two years ago
UA-cam can read My mind.
are you a vampire
He is not a vampire; there's videos where we can see his reflection
@The main cause of warps in all of reality now that I think about it... no, never..
Oh, hey - do you have a grammar police patch yet? "To Serve And Correct"? LOL
As for the cop wanna-bee! It seems the real police should be questioning this perp about the potential for having used this stuff to abduct ladies using his presumed position of authority!
To abduct ladies Aye?
wait... the "unknown sender" badge was the one from the 14 year old
Great episode!
They stole my weed, man! - MadTV