Jake and Amir: World Cup 2

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  • Опубліковано 21 лип 2014
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  • @maddiehansen5661
    @maddiehansen5661 8 років тому +587

    It's episodes like this that make me remember that Pat is incredibly patient with Amir. And I love that.

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 7 років тому +6

      like at 2:13

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 7 років тому +27

      That's because Pat is actually worse than Amir in the J&Averse. Watch any of their episodes where Pat is alone at the end talking to his "mom," you'll see......

    • @beeeeeej
      @beeeeeej 5 років тому +1

      Mark Kittel what’s j&averse

    • @lukabell4607
      @lukabell4607 4 роки тому +14

      Mark Kittel he commits petty theft. Amir killed a young girl scout.

    • @alddybalddy
      @alddybalddy 3 роки тому

      I love Pat

  • @quickscope754
    @quickscope754 3 роки тому +113

    The way Pat asked Amir about his hobbies was so wholesome

  • @TheKyleMcVay
    @TheKyleMcVay 10 років тому +541

    Was I the only one that thought Jake had memorized Amir's card number.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 4 роки тому +7

      I thought so too, hah!

    • @InSpades0
      @InSpades0 4 роки тому +9

      Super late but that was jakes card number he says later he paid for the food

    • @rkalla
      @rkalla 3 роки тому +2

      Thought so also and loved that

    • @mopey76
      @mopey76 7 місяців тому +1

      I still see this and think Jake is paying with Amir’s card

  • @DavidHar
    @DavidHar 8 років тому +318

    I like Pat - he tries to give Amir a chance after all he did when he asks about his hobbys

    • @sevenseveen1337
      @sevenseveen1337 8 років тому +17

      +travelinit don't be like pat cassels

    • @chase_saddy
      @chase_saddy 8 років тому +1

      +seven seveen Pat Cassels amirite? sadly like this Darsh I know Darsh Matt Cassel :/

    • @sevenseveen1337
      @sevenseveen1337 8 років тому +1

      skinnymuching i'm sorry pal

    • @jrod3029
      @jrod3029 6 років тому +1

      I miss Pat

  • @AntiSecure
    @AntiSecure 9 років тому +155

    "Your name's Amir!"
    "TAKE THAT BACK!"

  • @ProtagonistOfficial
    @ProtagonistOfficial 10 років тому +465

    1:10 2 goals in that short of a time, must have been Brazil vs, Germany.

    • @MrILIVEWITHMUSIC
      @MrILIVEWITHMUSIC 10 років тому +13

      that's what I thought, but then they said it was the final at the end

    • @goauld88
      @goauld88 9 років тому +45

      MrILIVEWITHMUSIC they said that so Amir wouldn't show up again.

    • @motoray9725
      @motoray9725 6 років тому +1

      I GET THAT REFERENCE!!!!

    • @ggsturtleful
      @ggsturtleful 4 роки тому

      Fuck you

  • @emmanuelwhite7288
    @emmanuelwhite7288 3 роки тому +36

    "Don't order in weird rhymes it's rude" KILLS me

  • @awsomedude23456
    @awsomedude23456 8 років тому +52

    "Chicken wings? I love those frickin things", gonna say that every time I order pizza now😂😂

    • @ferrosplice8460
      @ferrosplice8460 10 місяців тому

      Do you still say that every time you order pizza?

    • @awsomedude23456
      @awsomedude23456 10 місяців тому

      @@ferrosplice8460 I do it online now, but for delivery I put it in the notes

  • @leomacksey7398
    @leomacksey7398 10 років тому +70

    Rachael - I think soccer players are hot.
    Amir - Gay, much?
    Jake - What?
    Amir - Sorry, I thought Pat said that.
    Couldn't stop laughing!

  • @tidusmi2
    @tidusmi2 10 років тому +255

    I love how the end of the video sums up American interest in football, World Cup's over, they're done for 4 more years!

    • @francodicola9530
      @francodicola9530 10 років тому +19

      *cough cough* soccer *cough cough*

    • @Quad373
      @Quad373 10 років тому +6

      COUGH COUGH FUCKING COUGH SOCCER COUGH 'MERICA COUGH....

    • @Quad373
      @Quad373 10 років тому +6

      'Merica F*** yeah!

    • @LouisKing995
      @LouisKing995 10 років тому +14

      To be honest that's my view on it as well. I'm from the UK but I find football quite boring most of the time. But I will watch the World Cup because it's a big event an it's all exciting. More of a rugby guy most of the time.

    • @Quad373
      @Quad373 10 років тому +8

      "American football does not include the foot at all" Yep sure... What about the most important part of the game where you kick the football threw they yellow forks....

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 6 років тому +16

    Amir's story about the beeper is so subtle and yet not illegal.

  • @umno9830
    @umno9830 4 роки тому +52

    I really want to hear what Amir says every time he gets censored with his super weird hand motions. It happens way too much.

  • @earf429
    @earf429 Рік тому +10

    When he spills the soda everyone else does such a good job of being surprised by it

  • @grevier22
    @grevier22 Рік тому +10

    Watching 2 world cups from the making of this.

  • @SanDantos
    @SanDantos 8 років тому +69

    "I think soccer players are the hottest"
    "Gay much"

  • @TORazorback
    @TORazorback 10 років тому +21

    "Watch the MLS?"
    "Nah, see ya in four years"

  • @jesussavez96
    @jesussavez96 8 років тому +275

    It's not a coincidence, they're just watching Brazil vs. Germany. xD

    • @rabibsk7893
      @rabibsk7893 8 років тому +5

      This comment is so underrated

    • @andrewrobertson3196
      @andrewrobertson3196 7 років тому +1

      Brazil vs. Germany was the semi-final though. At the end Jake said that it was over because that was the final. Germany played Argentina in the final.

    • @Comraderob1
      @Comraderob1 7 років тому

      Rene Rios I posted the same exact comment 2 years ago...only 1 like....what the fuck? lol

    • @jesussavez96
      @jesussavez96 7 років тому +2

      Comraderob1 I had no idea this comment had this many upvotes! Todah!

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 6 років тому +3

      Andrew Robertson make probably said that so Amir doesn't come back again

  • @HandsUp12100
    @HandsUp12100 5 років тому +13

    Interesting, Garagio is the name of the moon in Amir's animated musical film "House Mouth".

  • @PeaceLightning95
    @PeaceLightning95 10 років тому +7

    I can't explain why, but I like Jake and Amir episodes with Pat in them.

  • @shiggyazalea3593
    @shiggyazalea3593 8 років тому +19

    This must have been the Brazil v Germany game because there were a million goals.

  • @ykakutani
    @ykakutani 10 років тому +16

    Every time I bring up the low scoring nature of the gam-
    *Germany Chuckles*

  • @lucyanne9626
    @lucyanne9626 8 років тому +18

    I love Amir's socks.

  • @MrPoorCat
    @MrPoorCat 10 років тому +12

    those hips girl!

  • @chili24137
    @chili24137 10 років тому +70

    By how many goals were scored it seemed like they were watching the brazil semi finals game

    • @Dakota_Kai_Guy
      @Dakota_Kai_Guy 10 років тому +1

      Only 5 goals were scored in this. Probably the Argentina Nigeria game or Netherlands Spain.

    • @Julianofthesea
      @Julianofthesea 10 років тому +25

      John Branco or they weren't watching a real game

    • @domferrari8104
      @domferrari8104 10 років тому +2

      They weren't watching a fucking game

    • @jackhollis678
      @jackhollis678 10 років тому +8

      Excellent deduction, Sherlock. He was making a bloody joke.

    • @Amridell
      @Amridell 10 років тому +2

      John Branco No, we were just watching Germany vs Brasil in real time.

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 10 років тому +3

    Love this one so much! Lol Amir pointing out the low scoring of the game is exactly what I did during the semifinals

  • @R3DSeries
    @R3DSeries 8 років тому +67

    God, that pizza looks good.

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 7 років тому +2

      +SexabIe Rachel looks great

    • @valx5
      @valx5 2 роки тому

      @@SearchForHim gay much?

  • @sexual_mustard2209
    @sexual_mustard2209 10 років тому +274

    Could have been the final, must've been Germany-Brazil (7-0) with that many goals :P

    • @jerry4045
      @jerry4045 10 років тому +86

      The final score was 7-1

    • @sexual_mustard2209
      @sexual_mustard2209 10 років тому +41

      sorry, meant 7-1, 7-0 was the bet i placed :P

    • @sexual_mustard2209
      @sexual_mustard2209 10 років тому +5

      Secret Weasel yeah, £40!

    • @robdylan2749
      @robdylan2749 10 років тому +3

      Or the France Switzerland game because they had really short goals between each other

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 10 років тому

      sexual_mustard Wow

  • @BeastmodeRYNO
    @BeastmodeRYNO 10 років тому

    Yes a squeal! The first part of the world cup series brought me to Jake and Amir! Glad to say I'm still here.

  • @elaiero9191
    @elaiero9191 3 роки тому

    THE SCOOOCH IN THE BEGINNING! Lol man i miss these! I come back and rewatch them all the time

  • @thegreatneo5050
    @thegreatneo5050 8 років тому +7

    They're watching a really old World Cup, at 2:02 the commentator clearly mentions David Seaman

    • @kodakgreen6047
      @kodakgreen6047 8 років тому +2

      He could just be comparing him with someone who's playing, or just be saying something unrelated about him

  • @steve8802
    @steve8802 8 років тому +6

    I hope they bring this back for 2018

  • @ashleyjota4258
    @ashleyjota4258 10 років тому

    The first World Cup video is my all time favorite Jake and Amir episode.

  • @ScruffsX
    @ScruffsX 5 років тому +2

    Outro is perfect. Comedic geniuses imo

  • @asho78
    @asho78 10 років тому +21

    Plot twist; they were watching the 1986 cup final

  • @nanzie43
    @nanzie43 10 років тому +1

    This is the best Jake and Amir in a long time

  • @KennyMatthewsMonster
    @KennyMatthewsMonster 10 років тому +5

    "sorry i thought Pat said that" XD

  • @lammatt
    @lammatt 10 років тому +3

    your name is Amir..
    this is gold

  • @quentinm719
    @quentinm719 10 років тому

    I love how win the world cup only one goal was scored but in this video there were a lot.

  • @OneCSharpe
    @OneCSharpe 10 років тому +9

    That girl was really pretty

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 10 років тому +1

    Lotta goals there. Must've been watching the Germany/Brazil game.

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому +2

    not really a hobby but he's been really into craisins lately

  • @Bosnianfriends
    @Bosnianfriends 10 років тому +12

    lol when they kept scoring it was probably the brazil germany game

    • @usulsk
      @usulsk 10 років тому +1

      I wanted to write that!

    • @runner9528
      @runner9528 9 років тому

      Bosnianfriends That wasn't the final tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Andr3wco7
    @Andr3wco7 10 років тому +42

    Jake and Amir: World Cup 2

  • @madisonsnyder7786
    @madisonsnyder7786 10 років тому +3

    can we take a moment to appreciate that Amir is wearing the same exact thing to last video

  • @SomePeopleCallMe
    @SomePeopleCallMe 6 років тому +1

    Ey 4 years are over, I want the next episode!

  • @Dev-mc6zm
    @Dev-mc6zm 10 років тому +2

    "Your names Amir"
    "Take it back!!" Lmao!! XD

  • @KhyleTM
    @KhyleTM 7 років тому +17

    I like how Jake says his credit card number starts with 4-4-2, common formation in European football, nice!

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze 10 років тому

    Amir was just telling Ben about his Nice Laundry socks last week. Nice to see he's upped his sock game.

  • @redsharkninja
    @redsharkninja 10 років тому +613

    It's sad that Amir accurately represents America here while everyone else represents the rest of the world.

    • @Alex-pe2wr
      @Alex-pe2wr 10 років тому +16

      I know

    • @redsharkninja
      @redsharkninja 10 років тому +8

      And I am American so don't call mea fucking racist! I'm embarrassed to be here anyway.

    • @PyroBlock
      @PyroBlock 10 років тому +69

      tsukune aono american isnt a race, its just a country filled with immigrants from europe asia australia south america and africa
      in other words no one can call you racist

    • @atmkilla1
      @atmkilla1 10 років тому +40

      i'm german, and i did not watch a single game. Soccer is boring

    • @redsharkninja
      @redsharkninja 10 років тому

      Pyroblock (SPG) I know that but most other people from America don't.

  • @reptarDISCO
    @reptarDISCO 6 років тому +1

    Damn, can't believe it's been 4 years already

  • @GamerBoyFin
    @GamerBoyFin 5 років тому +6

    1:12 Jake going for that hand holding

  • @maxsantayana6966
    @maxsantayana6966 9 років тому +1

    I watched this 5 times to see each persons reactions

  • @jigglycarollo805
    @jigglycarollo805 4 роки тому

    1:46 I made the same "Fred" joke out loud. My favorite thing from the Brazilian National Team.

  • @stevenross9492
    @stevenross9492 8 років тому +1

    My favorite Jake and Amir episode, sucks that its over now tho :(

    • @InfinityMax365
      @InfinityMax365 8 років тому

      +Bdeamo N Ah! Aha! Hahahahahahahahaa! I see what you did there!

  • @OHMHGAMES
    @OHMHGAMES 10 років тому

    this is awesome

  • @SpudinatorYOW
    @SpudinatorYOW 10 років тому

    All of these goals they keep celebrating reminds me of the germany-brazil game ;-P DEUTCHLAND!

  • @morch_kovalski
    @morch_kovalski 10 років тому +6

    5 people 1 cup

  • @DStringzzZ
    @DStringzzZ 4 роки тому +1

    Aaaand the universe hands me a slice of humble pie!

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 9 років тому +15

    That girl looks like Mindy Crenshaw from Drake and Josh haha

  • @manueldecastro1987
    @manueldecastro1987 6 років тому +8

    4 years on. And no video. Shame

  • @Yomuju
    @Yomuju 10 років тому

    The ending was so accurate it hurts.

  • @ofodagamer
    @ofodagamer 10 років тому +11

    this was brazil x germany

  • @robotaco6792
    @robotaco6792 10 років тому

    Awesome vid

  • @nateyoung189
    @nateyoung189 6 років тому

    Happy world cup 2018 everybody!

  • @Nmmoinn
    @Nmmoinn 6 років тому +3

    There better be a part 3, they said see you in 4 years

  • @adammick6457
    @adammick6457 7 років тому

    CollegeHumor i love jake and amir you guys are the shit

  • @Kango234
    @Kango234 10 років тому

    Funniest episode in a while

  • @eevee-bakeoven1401
    @eevee-bakeoven1401 10 років тому +1

    Too funny! Just perfect.

  • @FenderBridge
    @FenderBridge 10 років тому

    They have to be watching the Germany v Brazil game. so many goals!

  • @Katloft
    @Katloft 7 років тому

    How have I never seen this one?!

  • @ejaybugboy
    @ejaybugboy 10 років тому +1

    see ya in 2018 for jake and amir:world cup 3

  • @JoshtheRoo
    @JoshtheRoo 10 років тому +3

    I'm gonna try to get into the MLS and the Premier League this year. After seeing players in the World Cup, I feel like I know about enough people to follow it better.

  • @LazarusIsBackBaby
    @LazarusIsBackBaby 3 роки тому

    I love how whatever Amir says at 1:39 was so foul that they had to not only bleep it, but censor his mouth as well.

  • @lilBbear3
    @lilBbear3 10 років тому

    DEUTSCHLAND!!! Gӧtze winning shot was amazing, but the whole team was great.

  • @JustAskJesse
    @JustAskJesse 6 років тому

    less than a year til the reunion episode

  • @abbykm98
    @abbykm98 10 років тому

    I'm nearly crying 😂😂😂

  • @leddyal-khakaf3378
    @leddyal-khakaf3378 6 років тому +5

    Wonder what Amir described

  • @Ap0llo
    @Ap0llo 10 років тому

    Whoevers team scores a goal we don't say "GOALLLL" we say "YESSSSSSSSS COME ON!!!!"

  • @BrushyBlades
    @BrushyBlades 10 років тому +4

    What are they, Germany fans? That's a lot of goals

  • @iraqigirl9528
    @iraqigirl9528 7 років тому

    pats eyes when jake starts reading the credit card number hahhahah

  • @tastethesoup
    @tastethesoup 10 років тому

    I think they were watching the Brazil vs Germany game because that was a hell of a lot similar lol.

  • @crazymurdav
    @crazymurdav 10 років тому

    The number of goals scored during that it would have to be Germany vs Brazil match instead of the final. Thanks for that amir ;)

  • @wovier
    @wovier 10 років тому

    Thats the germany vs brazil game isnt it? Hahah just love this game (even been brazilian)

  • @KatyLee
    @KatyLee 10 років тому +1

    They are watching Germany-Brazil, that's why they're yelling GOOOAL so many times :D

  • @samshuba5157
    @samshuba5157 10 років тому +4

    since when was it germany and brazil in the final

  • @ncjmayo
    @ncjmayo 10 років тому

    That last line though... 😂😂😂

  • @jmiester_22
    @jmiester_22 6 років тому +3

    Chicken wings, yeah I love those frickin' things.
    Do not order in weird rhymes.

  • @madeline4082
    @madeline4082 6 років тому +1

    They should just hire Amir to constantly talk about the low scoring nature of the GOOAAAL!

  • @mustafaelkasrawy3818
    @mustafaelkasrawy3818 8 років тому

    Funny how they said they were watching the final yet screaming "GOAL" all the time even though it ended 1-0..

  • @CassieHW
    @CassieHW 10 років тому

    I wonder how much of this is improv? Amir is so good! Haha

  • @JohnSmith-tv2kb
    @JohnSmith-tv2kb 6 років тому

    I'm still waiting

  • @austinutube98
    @austinutube98 10 років тому

    Thought it was going to be a pizza ad, then I saw the 720p... we meet again

  • @holyarchangelmichael
    @holyarchangelmichael 10 років тому +1

    Very funny one this time.

  • @MashaalK
    @MashaalK 6 років тому

    its 2018, waiting on part 3

  • @MrMufs
    @MrMufs 10 років тому +17

    anyone else try clicking on the pizza at the end?

    • @iPlayiOS
      @iPlayiOS 10 років тому +3

      ...

    • @viraptus457
      @viraptus457 10 років тому +6

      Literally no one.

    • @MrMufs
      @MrMufs 10 років тому +13

      well i wanted that pizza

    • @immigration0
      @immigration0 10 років тому

      Lol

    • @bunkbeds3001
      @bunkbeds3001 10 років тому

      Lucas Farrell Not even a good excuse

  • @samwiseshanti
    @samwiseshanti 9 років тому

    A lot of commenters here think this is about Brazil vs Germany, but it was released a few hours before the game kicked off! Jake and Amir are just psychic.

  • @michaelwallace9461
    @michaelwallace9461 3 роки тому

    Oh shit, it was one of the England vs Rest of the World charity matches. I heard Ralf Littles name. Hes an English actor I think

  • @joekennedy4093
    @joekennedy4093 9 років тому +6

    Should we watch the MLS? No, we're good.

  • @BladingAndGaming
    @BladingAndGaming 10 років тому

    final? i could swear that was the Brazil Germany game with that many goals in a row.

  • @blockie417
    @blockie417 10 років тому +1

    What team should I root for in the world cup guys? Seems interesting.